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>Shake Milton goes for 39 points in 40 minutes with 14/20 FG, 7/9 3Pt, 3 Reb, and 5 Ast
>The best part is that he gets paid $1.4 million for 3 years.
>Meanwhile Al Horford fouls out and gets paid $108mil/4years to come off the bench. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE LMAO
>4 players on the Clippies scored at least 24 points

>Raptors lost (now third straight) to the Nuggets and we couldn't even watch it on national television.

>Big dog Porzingis ate today. Records 38pts, 13Reb, 4Ast, 5Blk in victory against Minnesota without Doncic

>Derrick Rose dead again. Blows a 21 point lead and was losing by as much as 14.

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rocket :)

2nd for mommy Doris!

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OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA

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LeBum needs a new doctor for his hair transplants.

you zionists are the fucking worst. the lakers have shot 6 free throws to the pelicans' 26 and the poolicans are still losing

How tf does Zion lose that jumpball against that little prison manlet?

>nigger sport
>doesn’t have the ATHF character that’s voiced by a black guy
Bad form, OP

>tfw LeBron still dominating into his late 30s

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The GOAT

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Hart getting dabbed on yet again.

did you see the toss

someone was complaining about her. made me feel grateful I don't have to listen to Reggie Miller instead.

>shake milton
user

Assuming we have Lakers vs Pelicans first round match-up and AD and LeBum are fully healthy how many games do the Pelicans take off the Lakers?

I'm not ashamed to say I would fill her crusty pussy with every ounce of semen I have

Why is zion such a fat ass motherfucker? He even walks fat.

objectively the worst commentator on national tv

5

none.
1 if everything breaks right for them.

Honest question Wing Stop or Buffalo Wild Wings for tonight?

>Tfw can't even make all fat team any more

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True, she needs to shut the fuck up and suck my dick

Jeff Van Gundy is one of the worst announcers in the NBA's history. Routinely he leads the crew off-topic to talk about himself.

objectively better than both cweb and miller. Maybe even hubie brown

HOW THE FUCK IS PELICANS AND (((ZION))) TRAILING WITHOUT AD FOR THE LAKERS

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Based boomerball defense from LeBron and Dwight on Zion making me wet desu

Kuzma = butt cheeks

Nice dumb nigger Zion try and dribble into 3 guys by yourself one of which is LeBron.

the lelicans shouldn't be in the game but free throws
6 to 26

Zion has been stripped at least 5 times this game.

zion will always be a empty stats ft babby

honestly my rocket would bounce the lakers in 4

Literally who?

more refball?

Zion is so fucking good

He's so fucking skilled.

Look at him just jump over everyone and dunk the ball over and over

Next Giannis

>Zion 0(zero) memechuck attempts this game
Based honorary boomer

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You aren't lying. Pelicans have 27 FTA. Lakers have 6.

I don't know but his first name is shake, also he's the next g leaguer to take over the league.

>lebald actually playing defense
>trying his hardest to make zion look bad
>looked like a bum vs memphis
nba is rigged bros

WIng stop always. Well done

You can not watch this and tell me Zion is not going to be a top 5 player of all time.

youtube.com/watch?v=MYnpO03crr8

exactly. Hubie I give a pass to cause he's an institution and sometimes doesn't state something overly obvious. Miller and C Web are try hard wannabes trying to sound cerebral instead of just being themselves.

Why is Doris obsessing over Dwight's shoulders. Unless......

actually a nickname. his dady was "milkman" milton. he was "milkshake" milton. shake was just shorter.

>mixtape
i bet you post highlights of players and never post them getting blocked and exposed, like those lebronsexuals that forget that lebron is 3-6

I'm sorry Ja, you are good, but Zion deserves ROTY. I don't give a shit if he only played half a season, but this nigga too stronk.

How does Zion have 30 from only dunks?

I thought the NBA was the best league in the world and you needed to be highly skilled to dominate. Harden told me so....

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She wants to know his upper body workout regimen?

LEBRON GONNA PUT THESE MART SHARTERS IN THE BIN

he has the potential to possibly be one of the goats.

THIS

Memphis, or New Orleans, it doesn't matter. We would sweep both of them.

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people thought the grizzlies would be one of the worst teams in the league yet they're in the playoffs. Ja got this shit wrapped up

For sure

retarded nigger, they'll letting him charge all over the court and giving him every call
WATCH THE GAME NIGGER
>how does
WATCH THE GAME

lebron is 3-6 and has never NOT been carried

you cant play defense anymore

everyone was saying Zion was a bust one month ago. what changed?

I'd rather she work out her lower body, on my dick. If you catch my drift

He's got half his points from the free throw line this year. Most manufactured rookie ever

miller is a cornball but at least has player insight. cwebb gets hyped and has a nice deep voice. based hubie is one of the goats and still does a decent job even though he's literally 127 years old, so back the *FUCK* off

what does dorris offer besides muh vagina quota

refs

Is Jrue really the best defender the Hornies have against Lebron? Maybe. Ingram is a stick and would get outmuscled. Zion is too coward to take the assignment. Is Melli even a real player or just part of my imagination? Hart? More like Hartless.

he wasn't playing a month ago

>from only dunks
he has like two dunks

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT SOCCER BITCH'S EYEBALLS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEMONIC SHIT

Giannis has AIDS

Zion turned a bottom 3 team into a team that can steal the 8th seed. And he is doing it without playing one half of the season. If he does it, Ja is finished.

damn jrue got a white girl...

>28th free throw of the game to 6
unbelievable

another Pelicans free throw?

lanzo is a triple double machine

time for JaVale to take over the game

She cute

>Lebron only 1 FT
Is he /ourguy/?

yes, the 29th free throw of the game
they need to take 5 times as many free throws to stand a chance

How can my based celtics be so good with literally no bench deep?

I think he'll be an all star in a couple more years

Why don't the Lakers not foul????

Wat about Zo

>3-6
>is bald and JUST
>carried by autism and old men
yes

Will Zion be the first player to get a quadruple double?

>hurr why don't you just not foul
go loot your neighbors ape

only if the admiral teaches him how to

Happened before

Jrue who skipped leg day. Pelicans really have no one to match up with the elite PFs of the league because Ingram is mr. skelly.

LEBBRONNNNNNNNNN


JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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lebron schooling zion

I wonder if Zion has ever swung on anyone. He looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly.

ingram is fucking garbage

the pels were already streaking before zion even got back. A huge reason why they sucked in the first place was because everybody got hurt early. They were a sleeper playoff team from the start. Nobody thought the grizzlies would do shit this season

>31 to 6

and kyle kuzma, who has 20 points

Checked

LeBron had to school Zion again. Even with the refball.

Not hard feelings, Zoomers

Ingram is SHIT
Trade this stick looking nigga for a decent wing

How can you be a point guard and shoot 57% from the free throw line

LeGod mode activated. No baton passing today.

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sleepy MJ choking

>Brony is only 4 years younger than Zion

Holy shit...

If my pelsies aren't so discombobulated on defense they could be so much better :)

Uh I remember lavar saying Zo was too big too strong bro

Refs taking over for Lebalds flopping ass

>jordan exposed kobe
>kobe exposed lebron
>lebron exposing zion
who's next?

I think Tim Duncan did it one time.

I thought Zion was this super athlete. Why is he afraid of the old man Lebron blow by and sagging off?

absolutely pathetic

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Damn. That actually is crazy to know

>31 free throws to 8
fuck off you blind darkie

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>tfw another comfy 30 point trip dub by LeBron
You forget it actually isn't easy since he makes it look so easy

Doesn't LeBron have a tranny daughter now?

Skip Bayless on suicide watch. LBJ hit both fts

Sorta like Luka but less common

Every lakers game is a perfect storm of teams choking late and lakers playing well its too much of a coincidence not saying its fixed but its fixed :)

hope zion suffers a career ending injury by 25

That's Wade. Bad implications for Wade statistically....

>needing a triple double from lebald to beat the pelicans
just give my rocket the chip now

Did you just see it live?

Excuse me?

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>LE AFK IN THE PAINT 300 POUND GORILLA MAN
Torn ACL next year

>guy sitting courtside wearing a Jazz jersey

>Pelicans letting (((Zion))) guard LeBron
WHY?

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literal retard

he knows nothing about basketball and should just stick to scraping gum off the sidewalk

yes you are, now give my rocket the chip now, otherwise lebron might just go 3-7

zoomers don't appreciate Lebron's greatness. they don't realize Jordan was a volume scorer for about the first 3rd of his career before he had playoff success. Lebron has been a championship contender most of his career.

Feels good that my Lakies got the win despite being down Caruso and Davis.

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ingram and holiday have been ghosts all game. Some allstar and "most underrated player in the league"

Doris Burk is so clueless just stfu bitch you have no idea what you're talking about

>LeDickriders scared that Zion is stealing LeChoke's gimmick but has more potential

Kek

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But AD didn't play

No, LeBron just went off. Refs are actually trying to help Pelicans. They're just a really young team that can't close out against one of the best teams in the league

Clearly off Mcgee. Fuck this rigged league

Davis isn't playing you fucking retard

Rockets already beat the lakers

Ingram's only role is to throw possessions away with horrible memechucks

Pelicans are pretty good desu

damn Bron, you good?

LeDumb

What’s the point of being a perennial championship contender when you go 3-6? Jordan just wins

Given them false hope

Well ggs Lakers, (((Silver))) and the refs saved you again

>muh davis
i never even brought him up, but admit that lebald will get carried by davis, like he was with kyrie

doris burke is annoying af
time for realtek voice cancellation

lebron is getting old bros he can't even inbound properly without having a bledsoe moment :(

OH NO NO NO NO

>LeSenile

lebrap

MJ came straight into the league on one of the worst teams in the NBA, and still to this day the worst run organization in the sports, and did nothing but carry them to heights they had no rights going to

He did more to elevate a shit franchise than LeBron ever wishes he could despite having the benefit of social media and team switching faggot all star buddies like Bosh and tranny son Wade.

Lebron going brainlet lmaoo

is lebron rigging games? wtf was that. saw the score and looked like he realized pels needed another score

LeBralzheihmers

I'm loving crunch time McGee, bros.

>needing lebron to beat the rebuilding pelicans
sad, give us the chip now

>these retards watching any stream other than bilas

LEMARTSHART PUTTING THESE SHITTY FUCKING KIDS IN THE BIN

>whaaat is he doing???

Javal is ugly af

admit the rockets can't guard either lebron or AD

So when LeBron does it, not a big deal but when Tristan Thompson does it hes "ebic dumb nigger"

get better streams, fags

>the benefit of social media

what

admit the rocket are sweeping the lelkers in 4

What tf is Davis wearing
Why do blacks do this

>Lebron loses his mind
>Lakers secure the win anyway

Is Lebron white now wtf

Jordan won when he finally got there, along with Pippen who may have been the second best player in the league and a solid supporting cast every year-Horace Grant and Rodman were all star level some of those years also. Lebron would have won with those squads also.

a blazer and a nigger hoodie

PETE ROSE
PETE ROSE
PETE ROSE
PETE ROSE
PETE ROSE

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dunk on racism m8

no he's jewish and chinese, the most dangerous niglet, or as lebronsexuals say da GOAT

for Trayvon

They’re both dumb niggers

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Can someone red pill me on compression pants and shit?

yes that's what i said
>lakers playing well

shut up maori

AD is gonna look like fucking wilt vs the rockshits in a 7 game series

Tristan was doing dumb shit and got called for it during his involvement with Kardashians. Kuz was the same when he was dating that other chick too

>Jordan just wins

Except all those seasons he didn't make the finals.

There is no time in history that it's been easier to connect and talk with people from all across the world and use connections to grow influence and a cult of personality like LeBron has and influence his peers into working with/for his benefit.

Lebron lost right away with D Wade and Chris Bosh, who were second and third in PER in the league. He averaged 17ppg on sub 40% shooting from the field, so no he wouldn’t have won regardless of what team you put him on because he’s a complete bitch.

so he's gonna look like shit against a team that uses small ball and shoots nothing but 3's?

MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY SEE
MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS G
DRIVIN IN MY CAR
LIVIN LIKE A STAR
ICE ON MY FINGERS AND MY TOES AND I'M A TAURUS

Be honest, would you a doris burke?

Why is Doris a fucking announcer?

Absolute trash.

Hey man, his wife has nice bimbo milkers even though he had to raise her daughter and son. He still won

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All those seasons against loaded Celtics, Pistons, and Lakers teams, with a clearly inferior team that was 2-3 years removed from being bottom 5 in the NBA?

And when Lebron missed the playoffs while Jordan was making it with a 36 year old George Gervin as his second best player? Lmao you zoomers don’t even watch basketball

Doris is a great announcer and should have Mark Jackson and Stan Van Gundy's jobs

which one is the wife?

Like a stadpadding choker?

Lebron got a 34/12/12 trip dub on 66% shooting and /nba/ has a brain aneurysm lmao shook as fuck

No jap asians sicken me. They all have those moon faces like Mongolians

33-10 free throws

you would have to be 40 years old to have watched the majority of jordans career

Quads of truth

These guys are all buddy-buddy now. Makes me sick.

>EH YO ZION
>EH BRON
>YO SIGN WITH CLUTCH SPORTS

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Pink i assume

>the pelicans
yawn
>meanwhile the champs get exposed by the nuggs
pretty based if i do say so myself

In 2 games against the Lakers, Zion has 32 free throws to the Lakers 31.

>Lebron beat a non playoff team
Low bar

Why is Zion doing GD handshakes? What a fraud zoomer. Probably never hit a lick in his life?

,
nice digits but I disagree. Lebron, Bosh, and Wade took a while to get the chemistry rolling. Jordan, Pippen, Grant, and Paxton were a strong core playing together for a while going into their run.

Another day, another W. Good thing we're signing the last of our goon squad tomorrow to go against Lou Williams and Montrez "fake tough guy" Harrell. Philly cheese swag is coming to LA.

Hope you were watching KaLoad, we're coming for that series W.

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>ingram melli and ball combine for 3/23 from 3

>Lebron covers his mouth while talking to Zion

This nigga really trying to recruit him, isn't he?

Ingram has like half of those, that fucking fraud.

Josh Hart can't win with these cats :)

Except D Wade balled his ass off in that series while Lebron choked away every 4th quarter. You can’t blame Lebron getting locked up by 38 year old Jason Kidd on chemistry issues, he was just shook as fuck

damn son you didn't have to step on his neck like that

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dont one of them niggas got sickle cell or something

Gotta manufacture that next "superstar". It's all showbiz.

ball/melli both 1 for 7, ingram 1 for 9

Gervin retired at 33 and he was good to the end. Plus Jordan was an old as shit rookie compared to Lebron.

>All those seasons against loaded Celtics, Pistons, and Lakers teams

Piston were the best team by the time the Bulls became competitive. Both Lakers and especially the Celtics were in decline.

Ingram had a blood clot problem last year.

based dirk

To be fair, he has only had one bad finals series and been a monster in the 8 others.

He was shit against the Warriors and the Spurs the first time he played both

D Wade was awesome at the beginning, no doubt but LeBron was the man after that.

>why would a player whos big and fast and strong enough to be almost literally unstoppable in the post draw a lot of fouls

a mystery

nigga where are the kobe pics

He took 2 games off the warriors without kyrie and kevin love, I don't remember the spurs series that well but I doubt he played shit.

>le unstoppable man meme
literally kill yourself zionist

He shot 35% against the Spurs in his first Finals
>I just started watching basketball but I know I’m right about this!

niggers btfo

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He shot 38% against the Warriors the first time they played against each other

only thing left is lebron or janis getting exposed by luka or jokic

We had to teach these niggers a lesson

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>LeBron Raymone James took a step-back 3 instead of taking Zion to the basket?! And then stuck his tongue out like MJ?! That was a PATHETIC and DISRESPECTFUL move by your King and you know it Shannon!

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Ok not amazing but I don't think it's fair to call it shit considering his supporting cast in both those series. Literally what else could he have done?

Not shot like shit? You’re just moving the goalpost now, that’s three times he played like garbage in the Finals but you want to suck his dick and act like he only choked against the Mavericks.

>HE DA GOAT THAT THERE GOAT JAMES

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LeBron stuck his tounge out like a fucking thug. MJ only let a little bit of his tounge come out when he dunked or made a tough mid range shot.

Completely different. LeBron's was purely out of disrespect. Has no class!

Who is the GOAT hip-hop artist of the 2010's?

Drake or Future?

you need to be 18 or older to post here

So Future?

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The mavericks is the only real choke though, his numbers were down in those other series because he had to carry way more and it was a near impossible task to win them. Not exactly rocket science m8.

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Drake

Ok boomer

He owes a ring to Ray Allen

Jordan owes a ring to James Paxton. What's your point?

My kawhi finna repeat back2back world champ ;)

everyone knows Shake is the BasketBall Master

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>NOOOOOOOO NOT THE NIGGERINO
Again you’re moving the goalpost, you’re the one who said he played like a monster in all those finals series when he was chucking below 40% FG in multiple series. Now you’re arguing something else entirely because you know there’s no way you can frame that as good basketball.

the toronto clippers? um based?

LeBron doing everything he can to the the Kongs into the Playoffs Thank You King James

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THE HEAT ARE BACK

You're the one getting all emotional and posting your funny maymays. Taking 2 games off that warriors team by himself isn't a bad series.

So we can agree that Iggy extension was shit, right?

I'm kawhi fan and rapties fan :)

but the clippers are in LA and kawhi doesn't play with the raptors

>the other team was too good for me to shoot above 40% FG
That by definition is not a monstrous or dominant series, you’re emotional because you’re changing the subject solely because the player you have a weird attachment to lost and you lost.

not to mention the level of competition. Bron faced both Spurs and Warriors dynasties. Jordan played peak season of Portland, Utah, Seattle-all good teams but they fought years to just get to the finals with strong cores and then fell off.

wait the bucks have already clinched the chip? how? oh wait of course they did

Those teams only became dynasties because Lebron kept losing.

I'm rapties fan/and I'm kawhi fan :S

I admit his numbers weren't as good as I remember but you seem to be the one with the weird attachment, it's far from a choke job and you're putting way too much emphasis on fg%.

>n-no you
Embarrassing user, at least call me a faggot or something. What metric should we look at to judge his performance in those series? If a player is significantly less efficient in a series than normal (inefficient), and they lose said series, why is it irrelevant?

>Stan Van Gundy
He's with tnt on Tuesday's and he's better than Jeff Can Gundy because he doesn't complain every 5 minutes like Jeff. Mark Jackson sucks though and so does Doris. All Doris does is go "wow isn't that amazing? wow just wow" and Mark Jackson is just boring unless he's with Jeff then he's just annoying.

>we all did before they started programming us to admire the unholy
ok zoomer

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The only thing clear about your beliefs is that you're too young to have watched Jordan play and that you hate Lebron. You're likely going to turn in to the guy who argues in the future with younger people who rave about the next great player saying that he couldn't compete with Lebron.

jvg is based and is the only one that regularly calls out some of the bullshit in this league

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Isn’t it crazy how there’s no footage at all of Doris Burke playing college basketball? Plenty of high school footage but not one clip of her playing in college

Because I don't think those defenses were as concerned with Ilgauskas or Dellevadova dropping 40 on them.

Post your ID, obscure your personal information, and show me you watched Jordan play

So Lebron was not good enough to score efficiently against elite defenses?

Is that what this is about? You feel threatened by Lebron? I don't think he's better than Jordan if that's what you're getting upset about.

HIS TEAM WAS ONLY THE FAVORITE TO WIN 2 TIMES, YOU IDIOT. JORDAN'S BULLS WERE ALWAYS FAVORED FROM THE TIME HE GOT PIPPEN & CO, THE 80S LEGENDS GOT OLD AND RETIRED ETC

like clockwork. I'm loathe to give advice but I'll just say that it's better to appreciate things as they're happening. you don't want to just watch and miss the show completely.

Night losers

And Kerr

I think he is and I've watched both of their careers in their entirety.

The Heat were not favored to beat the Mavericks?

that's 1

>it's another Jordan vs Lebron argument episode

How about you guys talk about actually good players like Kawhi and Siakam :)

yes. and Rodman. and Scottie. and Horace. and BJ. and Scott Williams. it's the same for all of them.

You didn’t watch Jordan play user

Kareem was better than Lebron or Jordan

wilt was better than all of them

Kawhi is better than wilt :)

Wrong

Larry Bird is better than all of them.

Harden is better than all of them

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I watched the end of Dr. J and Moses Malone. I saw still great years of Kareem, the primes of Magic, Larry, McHale, Dominique, Isiah, Barkley. The primes of guys most have forgotten-Alex English, James Worthy, Adrian Brantley. I remember the beginning and end of Jordan. The beginning and end of Kobe. The beginning and still going of LeBron. I'm trying to stay in the moment.

lmao how did no one push back on this absolutely terrible wrong argument, This is true about LeBron and the Cavs, and Bulls had a great team after Jordan. Better than any non-LeBron Cavs team by a lot.

Then why did that faggot LOSER only have 2 rings?

Stats? Sure, he’s got them for days, but is he a winner. No.

So if he isnt a winner, hes a LOSER. Fuck LOSERS. NO ONE CARES FOR A REASON.

Just like LeBitch - LOSER. Relegated to the LOSER bin of history.

for me, it's robert horry

I get where you're coming from but I think it can be a fun argument to get into remembering this stuff as long as you don't act like an ass about as, unfortunately, many people do

also apparently you've also forgotten Adrian Dantley lol. poor Adrian Dantley

>posting here as an old man

Honestly kind of based

Why do people make this argument? It’s clear as day when people talk about rings they’re talking about the main guy on a team (FMVP), as opposed to role players.

hubie is dogshot and sounds like a dementia addled retard these days

thanks for having my back.
it's still fun sometimes. don't usually signal though.

In your opinion, who is winning it all this year?

I think the Clippers have the best chance at beating the Bucks assuming no big injuries shake up the landscape.

I only trust boomers when it comes to ball.
Who is the GOAT

A sensible analysis

>I think the Clippers have the best chance at beating the Bucks

They would but unfortunately they won't get passed us for a chance to play them in a 7 game series.

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Respect if you're truly a boomer and posting on here.

Thank you based Lonzo for saving the Lakers yet again

Wrong, nuggies have the best match up against the bucks.

Lebron imo
they're both deep, versatile and can play defense
hope you're right. I'm a Laker fan.
48 year old Gen X.
None of us knows for certain. Just hope it's exciting and no bad injuries to anyone.

lol

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>Lebron
Millennial larping as a boomer detected

>raptors lost
>sixers lost
my celties still can't separate from them because brodie owns them :)

no dude. he's as close to the entire package as I've ever seen. elite passing, elite game management, scoring. almost everything.

who is your goat, btw?

Didn’t you see Bird play?

david robinson

Larry was awesome. great instincts. best shooter. but Magic may have been better. there was hardly anything separating the 2 of them. It was never clear who was better even at the time even though a slight majority seemed to favor Magic. It's just become more muddied as time has passed.

he was weird. always seemed like he should have been better than he was. his biggest moments seemed to come against Ewing. Hakeem was clearly better and then when Shaq and Duncan came along, Robinson seemed like just another dude.

Best shooter? Okay, Larry Bird is more of a complete package than Lebron though.

kendrick

Spicy P

shooting is the only thing I'd give Larry a clear and decisive advantage over Lebron on. Strength and quickness would be a big advantage to Lebron. like I said before, Magic and Bird were back and forth in the same era. Neither of them had Lebron's complete package. Michael came along as they were both past their peak and clearly became the best player and he wasn't nearly as complete as Lebron.

Russell Westbrook is unironically the GOAT

How about rebounding, free throw conversion, playmaking, and defense?

Lowry displayed terrible body language and lost us the game. Disappointed in him, he was being petulant even when the calls were going our way. He shouldn't have been in the game and we would have won if we gave McCaw the ball at point. He had energy and was playing well Every now and then you see really great stuff from him, but he always looks deferential, to his deficit. I know Nurse sees something in him because he has such a long leash. I would have yanked Kyle from the game and given McCaw command

i know none of yall niggas gonna believe me but my cousin literally plays in the nba and he says a lot of players are low key gay. who do you think is currently the biggest pillow biter in the nba??

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I feel about him the way I felt about Iverson-guys I want to see hugging the trophy that won't ever do it.

>muh complete package
>takes roids
>3-6
>2011
>is a bitch
Some GOAT

Also, anyone who watched the game tonight - tell me Anunoby isn't just as good of a defender as Kawhi when he's at his best. He won't always be this spectacular offensively, but he is a hyper-focused defender.

AD and KAT

KAT looks gay, Chris Bosh was clearly a fag, KD seems gay

free throw shooting is a part of shooting when I said that. Larry was very smart with good instincts who could play good positional defense and he was big and strong enough to get boards but Lebron can do both of those things better. playmaking is different because larry didn't run the offense the way Lebron does. He's one of the great but Lebron is my greatest.

based

somewhere between 10 and 15 percent are probably straight up gay.

>The full strength Clippers are 8-0

Larry Bird averaged more rebounds through his career than Lebron (10rpg) while sharing a front court with McHale and Parish, and averaged a single less assist than him throughout his career while not monopolizing the offense/having nearly as much usage as Lebron. Also never choked in a Finals series, Lebron may very well be your greatest but the complete package argument is kind of dumb when you’ve seen more complete players in your lifetime and just don’t acknowledge them because of muh athleticism/dunks.

your so-called cousin. also, i am pretty sure Duncan was a fag. don't (you) me. you know i am right.

no more dumb than citing statistics from a different era to legitimize your opinions about a player you didn't see playing and failing against his own peers so you could see he wasn't infallible. Paul Bunyan didn't exist in real life. Everything from the past wasn't necessarily better. Sometimes you're lucky enough to witness the greatest without even realizing it.

>he just signed a $100 Million Dollar with Puma
this kid has already made it and he's barely 18

whoops forgot to add pic related

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what does one even do with 100 fucking million?? i can live a luxurious neet life for the rest of my life on 500k. it baffles me that there are nba players (alonzo mourning, iverson) that literally go broke after earning so much. fucking retards.

>what does one even do with 100 fucking million??
invest in chainlink

go to B-Dubs on Tuesday for the buy one get one free on wings
wing stop is higher quality but bdubs is stupid cheap on Tuesday and you get more variety (especially if you go with a couple guys)

>Da joos rigging the game for Lebron!!!!
>Da joos rigging the game for Zion!!!!
meanwhile the media is sucking off a whiteboi and Lebron got like 3FTA. the mental gymnastics you """ironic""" nazis go through is unbelievable

Holy fuck. Steve Ballmer is insane.

No. It wasnt enough to give the city of Inglewood 100 million dollars.
He is apparently buying the forum from Dolan in order to build the Clippers adjacent new arena.

So now Ballmer will even own the place where the Lakers made much of their history, including winning 5 of their Championships. All that’s going to be left of the old franchise is LeBron’s corpse in Staples Center and an indentation on a hill in Calabasas. Of course theres the history, that will never fade, but theres something to be said about many tangible aspects of this history getting irreversibly erased over the last year and potentially in the near future.

Only question now is does Ballmer demolish the Forum as a final symbolic defeat of the Lakers franchise? It seems almost inevitable at this point.

When did I argue Bird was infallible? He was just a more all around player than Lebron, Paul Bunyan may not exist but Larry Bird does. What are you even arguing at this point? Bird only corralled that many rebounds because of the pace of his era? Lmao they play at a faster pace today meaning he’d be an even better rebounder, not to mention the spacing he never got to utilize in the modern game. Not to mention he’d never have anyone place their hands on him during a playoff series if he played today.
Larry Bird may not be the greatest in history, but Lebron certainly isn’t.

subtle

so by your rationale, Bird would even have better statistics in this era and be an even greater legend. I don't believe that would be the case but you're entitled to your opinion. you've said nothing to persuade me to have a different one either.

That’s kind of how pace works user, similar to how Wilt and the Big O wouldn’t have such tremendous stats if they were to play today. I don’t think anyone cares about your opinion beyond yourself, it’s ridiculous you’re anointing Lebron best all around just because he jumps higher than Bird when Bird was clearly the most skilled player in history.

This is insane alright... insanely based! He's tired of playing second fiddle at staples!

Lebron is a better, harder-to-stop scorer at much higher usage. That's the biggest difference. Prime Lebron was a better defender than Bird when he was locked in. And although Bird is probably a better passer in theory, Lebron actually generated assists at a higher clip. Lebron's peak and career have also been much longer

Bird was a better rebounder and a better shooter but he's just not close to Bron as an all-around guy.

That dude is just trolling you bro he only thinks bird is the GOAT because hes white

Bird would be way better in the present era. He wasn't better than Lebron but his game was basically built for the way the league works now

Wilt and Oscar wouldn't have better stats, Larry would. No one cares about my opinion and you're going out of your way to let me know just how little everyone cares. I think I got it now.

>inb4 luka comparisons

bird was tough.

we all know this, we're just waiting to see him cop to it. he's prolly someone from Stormfront that doesn't even watch ball anyway.

I agree with what you're saying. I was just responding to Larry user.

Oscar would have better stats because he could probably have learned to shoot the 3. Wilt would have had... well, probably worse stats, but he'd still be really good because who the fuck is going to stop someone with his size and physical gifts?

Wilt would have been, at the very least, solid in this era. Who knows how good though. They're all bigger, stronger, faster now.

Bird generated nearly as many assist as Lebron (6apg to 7apg) with much less usage, the only thing Lebron has over Bird is scoring in an era where teams regularly score 130ppg in regulation.

basketball-reference.com/leaders/def_rtg_career.html

At his peak Lebron was an all time defender, but Larry leads Pippen and Lebron in all time defensive rating.
I accept your concession user

hahaha.
I completely respect your resilience but Lebron>>>>>Larry in my opinion that no one gives a shit about.

lamest and gayest take I've seen in a very long time

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Bird was better

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She's wearing pink

Right

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Goddamn that's soft af...judgeing by his profile pic he's full of söy. Ariza needed to take the L and give Trae a kind of friendly nod like "you got me" then keep it moving. Kobe acknowledged Steph when he scored on him then returned with points on the board.

it really sucked that his back gave out. he had to really fight just to get in to the game during the Dream Team Olympics, which, iirc, was kind of like the last hurrah.

he would have been a hell of a wingman for Lebron.

Imagine pretending you love your gook children

I think Wilt would be comparable to someone like Shaq, maybe not quite as good but the same type of player. I think he'd probably be the best center in the league.

I think most players who are really, really good would be able to compete in the NBA. At least anyone who was good after the 50s. Ball is ball.

Individual defensive rating is just not a good way to judge defensive ability, first of all. the fact that Bird's drtg is better than Pippen's is good evidence of this. Can't seriously say that Bird was a better defender than Pippen

I agree that Bird is a better passer than Lebron (and said so in the other post) but it's more of an indication of how much of an offensive creation load Lebron is able to carry. He generates more assists while also taking way more shots and scoring more points more efficiently. That makes him a much better all-around player than Bird, unless of course you arbitrarily decide that Lebron's points don't count because you're an idiot.

The Prophet (pbuh) said:
>“Verily, your blood, property and honor are sacred to one another (as Muslims).

May Allah, the Exalted, cast this usurper and all his fellow sinners into hell for their crimes.

>he would have been a hell of a wingman for Lebron.

This is true.

Probably doesn't care just send them to school so he could stay at home and bang mom all day everyday. Hope he had a prenup tho...her first husband was also a millionaire. At least he didn't end up with a horse face wife like that youtube guy whose mother in law hates him

He couldn’t hold Bird’s jock, would be crying to management to get him traded for some of his “homeboys”
Bird was the second best defender on multiple championship teams, you can’t argue Pippen was better just because of reputation and athleticism. Bird was an elite defender for the same reason Joe Ingles and Pau Gasol have been so good for so long, used his length to defend rather than counting on jumping high and trying to block every shot.

Lebron scores a lot more, but he also plays in a league where a 5’11 sophmore is averaging 30ppg.

azcentral.com/story/sports/nba/2019/10/21/how-freedom-movement-has-changed-nba/4059552002/

Imagine if Bird played with no handchecking and freedom of movement hiding behind screens to generate easy offense, he’d score more than Lebron because he can consistently shoot.

OK kareem

I don't spend as much time thinking about how good players from the past would be in today's game since there's so many variables but Wilt is definitely an interesting anomaly. I kind of think of a David Robinson or Amare Stoudamire without thinking too much about it. The main issue with me is that things have changed so much People barely even watched basketball when he was playing. Now everyone that plays is a beast and it's a talent pool that draws from the entire planet. Take football as an example. Super Bowl 1 was played in 1967. The average weight of the linemen on the Packers would be comparable now to a Division 3 college team. Too much has changed to make meaningful comparisons.

Pippen was the best defender on multiple championship teams. He also generated more defensive events (steals and blocks) per possession than Bird did, especially in his prime, and looked like a better defender to watch him. And you can't seriously be saying that Pippen tried to block every shot. Just really idiotic stuff.

And even if Bird played today, he wouldn't score more than Lebron because he doesn't have the power game that Lebron does that Bron can leverage into easy points regardless of what a defense can throw at him. Again, that's not an insult to Bird, it's just the reality. And at the point where you're seriously arguing Bird was a better defender than Pippen it's clear you're not being seious.

Bird would be a solid bench guy in the D league in todays NBA.

I don't think it shouldn't be even argued, who's the most skilled player or most complete (skillwise and physically). It's quite clearly LeBron. So comparing skill to skill or stats is quite pointless.

That being said, there's been plenty of players who have been more skilled than for example Larry Bird, but not practically none of them could take the pressure the way Bird did. LeBron is definitely not a choker, more like an average on that end. Bord, MJ, Kobe,... were extreme cases when it comes to mental thoughness. Whether that means more than skills alone is another topic.

he's being resilient.

Need Candace Parker in my life bros :)

Bird was in awe of Kobe Bryant if that tells you something about how much the game had changed since he stopped playing.

Steph Curry averages more steals than Lebron, therefore he is the better defender, brainlet.
Bird would be a better Nikola Jokic in today’s NBA.

Bird would make a hell of a wingman for Jokic.

>Pippen was the best defender on multiple championship teams.
Meme, he never won the DPOY. Rodman and Jordan had three collectively.

>I don't spend as much time thinking about how good players from the past would be in today's game since there's so many variables but Wilt is definitely an interesting anomaly.

Yeah it's just really fascinating to me to imagine how different guys would play and how a coach would try to use different skillsets. I think it's an interesting way to understand basketball history idk

I think Wilt was such a physical freak, whether back then or now, that he would still be really effective. And the NBA doesn't work quite the same way as football with the weight stuff, I don't know what the equivalent of that is. You can still have short guys getting buckets. There are definitely some skillsets that don't work nowadays, like a lot of power forwards would have problems. But mostly you can find a way to use most good basketball players. I believe that.

A SF/PF who's an elite passer, shooter, and rebounder and decent on defense would be a starter on any team in the league.

They’d win the title every year in a nonJewish league

DPOY is not a good award that should be cited as meaningful evidence of things

Yeah, guys like Kawhi, Hakeem and Rodman aren’t that good on defense.

Pippen was the most consistent defender of the 3. Michael might have been just as good if he didn't load manage as much. Rodman was fucking weird. Used to have these crazy stat lines like 3 points, 20 rebounds.-5 points, 18 rebounds. He'd be the most impactful player on the court in some games during the Bulls prime years and he'd be a complete non factor in some games also. maybe the most enigmatic player I ever saw.

are you stupid? I said DPOY is not a meaningful award, not that people who win DPOY are bad defenders.

Disregard the DPOY award bro, Ben Wallace and Dwight just got it accidentally.

How is it meaningless ya simp

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>Time? Heh heh! Time is an illusion. The only time now is party time.
>Are we clear?

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Ben Wallace and Dwight are both elite defensive players. That would be true regardless of how many times they won DPOY and there are better ways to prove it than citing how many times they won DPOY, because there are usually multiple good defensive players in a year, and the award is based on voting from journalists who don't know shit.

DPOY winners are usually good defensive players. But winning more DPOY awards doesn't mean that Rodman and Jordan were better defenders than Pippen. Dikembe Mutombo is not the best defensive player of all time because he won the most DPOY awards.

>and the award is based on voting from journalists who don't know shit.
As opposed to some autist on Yea Forums who knows his shit?

Well, it depends on the autist in question

In this case, it's me and I'm right

Nah the journalist know more than you do, which is why they get paid to make the selection. Rodman cried when he got his first DPOY, you think he’d have any reaction if you told him that your eye test/box score assessment makes him the 23rd best defender in all history?

how much Rodman wants to be considered the best defender matters way less to me than whether or not he actually is the best defender

Your subjective measure of best defense

is this shit legit?
>lakersfanshoponline.com

i never thought i'd see someone on Yea Forums arguing journos are right and trustworthy

if you think it compliments your argument, why not?

Kek, underrated

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rodman is like the best defender

>Shake Milton went to my highschool
>people make the same jokes about his name as they did in highschool

>i can live a luxurious neet life for the rest of my like on 500k
maybe if you only have 8 years to live

if you lived in the middle of nowhere and literally never left the house you could do it although “luxurious” is the operative word

Here's a Rodman story you probably haven't heard which was just one of the reasons he was such an interesting character.

When Magic Johnson announced he was HIV positive, it felt like he had just died. Back when he contracted it, the scientific community didn't know enough about it so it was like a death sentence. Of course, he retired immediately.

A couple years later, more was known about the disease including the fact it couldn't be transmitted through sweat. Magic wanted to play so bad he came out of retirement a little while before the ASG. The players publicly said they were supportive but you could tell they were still uncomfortable.

The game was kind of like a Magic Johnson farewell event. He was playing well and everyone was glad he was there but it still felt weird. The highlight of it all, and the real moment when the ice was broken, was when Magic had the ball and Rodman played "tight" defense on him-pushing up on him hard and grinding when they were both sweating. Until that moment, no one was really trying to contact Magic that much. I always liked Rodman but that was the moment that I really admired the kind of person he showed himself to be.

>I touched the ball coach

Why aren't nba players this honest?

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based niggy, he a gud boi

Shake Milton

>here's your new Patrick Ewing bro

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Will they run this league?

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>illuminati tattoo
wtf they got to Luka bros

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ESPN out there pushing the LeBron MVP agenda.

Throat is sore bros and I work in a warehouse I think I'm a goner the Corona is coming bros...expect cases to start ramping up here now bros..

Lebum and the weave on the top of his head both looking ridiculous lately

>MJ only let a little bit of his tounge come out when he dunked or made a tough mid range shot.
But that's entirely wrong.

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Looks like a typical chimp swinging on his tree branches

Hey fellas is that movie Uncut Gems just Boston Celtics: The movie? :)

Now that Kobe died the NBA will rig the playoffs even harder for the Lelkers. They were already pushing them to secure Lebalds legacy. Now that Kobe died prepare for the worst refball you've ever seen during playoffs.

the lakers won't win the finals you flyover retard

he's not dunking or shooting in that picture you stupid nip

You missed the fucking point, moron. You claimed MJ only let out a small bit of his tongue when dunking/shooting but Lebron's was somehow disrespectful when they both stuck their tongues way out. If what LBJ did was disrespectful then they're both disrespectful...clown.

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Your pussyass probably thinks this is disrespectful too.

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>I touched the ball coach
They're called Jaylen Brown and Malcolm Brogdon.

>everybody cries when Harden gets a lot of free-throws

>nobody cares a rookie is reffed like prime Kobe.

kek

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>zion will be the new face of the league
>in the era of small ball

Rite.

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>drive the basket a lot and be super aggressive
>get to the line a lot
>OMFGREDDITWHATISTHIS

>this is the man we decided to give a fuck load of money to

I said it before and I will say it again, we had no reason paying him this much.

This will be our version of Mario.

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your just racist
you dont want to see a black man succeed in a white mans world

Lebron soft

Care to explain why you decided to post this

Umm Raptors status?

He’s easily tradeable

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This is the peak of fat hooping.Zion is a disgrace to fat ballers everywhere.

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top 5 players when healthy
1. Giannis
2. LeBron
3. KD
4. Kawhi
5. Curry
these are fax

>wilt would not dominate in 2020

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>They're all bigger, stronger, faster now.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>falling for the curry meme

Keep seething pussy Robert has more rings than Mike gambling bitch ass.

Kwahi is so basic

Based he destroyed the gay pillow biting raptors

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Giannis is coming home to NYC lads.

my dragons havent won in over a week :)

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those are arms not wings

>15 Embarrassing pictures of gymnasts
Is it worth it?

Our dragons are fucking frauds ;)

At least my kawhi is legitimate and not a massive fucking loser like my rapties

Hes unironically my favorite commentator.

Best dunk ever

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>Brodie stops averaging triple double
>can't stop winning
Really makes you think :)

I think Giannis said he doesn't like NYC and he doesn't like the Knicks because of how they treated his brother.

only flyover cultureless retards and poorfags hate us. manhattan is quite literally the best place in the world to live if you have money.

hmmmm if i had lots of money I would probably live in those super rich areas in seattle or socal over manhatten.

Rather play and live in sunny Miami or southern California than that sewer smelling concrete shithole.

>Curry to the G league
bros wtf lol

That's normal when coming off a long injury. Lets you get your bearings back in games that don't matter.

Nobody is beating the Bucks this year.

what is wrong with regular gsw games then?

Nah nigga, that dude is trash lmao

G LEAGUER HAHAHAHAHAHA

>hotnewhiphop.com/steph-curry-has-been-assigned-to-the-g-league-news.105218.html

What the fuck happened to this team? Is this the price they had to pay for ruling over the league for 5 years? Durant leaving and Klay being injured was deserving for GS but this almost makes me feel bad for them.

Send him to my Pooston Cockshits for a low 2nd and Austin Rivers

Durant leaving was all of Drayboon's fault

Steph and Klay were already injury prone after their 2nd title

They're just not durable enough for consecutive Finals appearances, Lebum is just a freak and juices a ton to cope

WE GON GET DION

>get drunk AF after yesterday
>drunk dial my family
>talk shit to everyone
>tell my girl I loved her more than anything
>throw up all over
>fall asleep
>wake up feeling like shit
>my gf is cleaning everything up and cooking for me
>realize Kobr is still gone

Fuck.

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But Seattle is the greatest city in the world

You so got that from a beer commercial.

They were always frauds. People loved to hype up the west when the Warriors were on """""top"""""" but all of the teams were legit shit. Like lmao niggas actually thought the CP3/Blake Clippers or the Cuckets were contenders GTFOHere. The only real competition (Spurs) they had got f&%Ked because Kawhi is a F^&**ing snake f^uck and Zaza took him out that one year.

>Tatum and Smart out due to illness
Coronavirus?

God I hope so.

It's the Nest

Load management, watch them magically showing up against the Jazz and OKC

So I guess you weren’t complaining when they went out and got KD?

Why is everyone on here new to watching basketball? Tony Parker and Rajon Rondo got assigned to the G league when they got injured in their primes, Demarcus Cousins was just there last year. I swear the globalization of the NBA was a mistake

Steph Curry is officially a G leaguer HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ywn be the best shooter, highest paid nba player in the league playing comfy G league games
it hurts bros...

he can touch my g spot anytime

>@wojespn Reporting with @ZachLowe_NBA
>In memo to teams on coronavirus, NBA suggests players choose fist-bumps over high-fives and avoid taking items such as pens, balls and jerseys to autograph. Teams also concerned about corona impact on pre-draft process.

lmao

>like 20 people or less have the virus in the US
>"DUDE CANCEL THE NBA LMAO"
gay

far, far left

LeBron is 35 years old.

playing back to backs...

still leading the league in assists while giving us 30 point triple doubles...

team is no. 1 in the West...

at this point if you still don’t respect his game, idk if we can ever be friends. Lol

I do respect his game but you need to respect that he's already won his last ring.

So, 2025?

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>Bucks win 70 games
>postseason gets cancelled
>NBA season declared a dud, no champion

LMAO
M
A
O

based daddy trump keeping the virus away and the economy strong

ahahahahaha the wizards have a chance at the playoffs
would be a historic first-round raping

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neither of those things are true but can we please talk about Lebron's February stats

they'd still have a parade, wtf else is there to do in Milwaukee

>season-ending pregnancy

Millennials don't even remember Shaw

Shaq would be a bench player today

Must be a big bench

Why has LeBron been so glowing to every young player but not Zion?

shaq would be 7 ft zion

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He’d be a less skilled/athletic Montrez Harrell

NEW gentlemen

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being a good player doesn't make you a good teacher

look at Jordan

kudos to the Lakers for hanging in there, with a superstar for a player, a bag of dirty diapers for an owner, and a stick leaning against a chalkboard for a GM

>five hundo