/nrl/

Thank you for reminding me that Manly cucked Poorra with Watmough.

foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-simply-the-best-2020-ad-video-tina-turner-marketing-campaign-advertisement/news-story/265418402f34b7543fa301c4636cc5fd

Thoughts lads?

shut the fuck up faggot

you weren’t saying that this morning honey *blows kiss*

My footy IQ is ON DISPLAY with my supercoach team lads. People say it's difficult this year but jeez. Sangster get my key chain ready.

Turned it off as soon as NEWCASTLE 1997 came up. Knew what it was going to show, and no way I'm fucking watching it. Toovey still doesn't have justice for that game.

literally got goosebumps from this

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based fake joshie

I HAVE JOINED THE LEAGUE

love is love lads

now thats based

gay shit not welcome in league

>thread is over 6 hours old
>21R / 3I / 12P

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kek not bad

Memes i'm thinking of falling for:
- Ash Taylor
- R slowings
- TPJ
- Merrin

I legitimately enjoy Macklemore

I honestly don't know of any of his songs other than the op shop and scooter ones

theres also the pro gay one

Robert jennings lowkey finna aight. The rest? Based danny.

I CALL YOU WHEN I NEED YOU
MY HEARTS ON FIRE

>ynr based joey charging up the blind and offloading to albert

Also 2V should be thankful based mad dog gave him that face lift.

Don't fucking buy Taylor m8. Even if he's got his shit sorted the Titans aren't scorring any points. Pick any two of the actual gun halves along with Walters and whoever gets the nod at Penrith.

It is for the 2nd HFB slot and Taylor has a lot of upside, potentially under valued by 150k+ and plays the first bye. I'm not sold on Walters, nor Williams but by starting with a higher priced HFB I can trade down before rd 3 price rises.

There is one other player I'm looking at for HFB, mainly because of dual status

>don't pick player x
>be as cookie cutter as I am

Based 60 iq sheeple

The Catalans Dragons are undefeated since Izzy get there bros...

>read news
>zomg coronavirus, bare shelves, prep now
>go to shops
>everything normal
fascinating

Hopefully a based recession destroys the capital city housing market

i'd settle for a based atomic bomb to be honest

Not sure that will take your virginity either m8

Recession would be lowkey based

i'd hope not, it's mine and i'm not sharing

There's going against the grain and there's picking ash taylor.

TedesGOAT (C)
PonGOD (R)

Simple as

Its pretty much guaranteed. China's factorys have stopped, meaning our exports have just stockpiled there. Commodity prices will crash, the stock market is already tanking and interest rate are already low.

The governement has a scapegoat to get away from the >muh 30 years of growth between this, the trade war and the bushfires.

jeez lad just import more people
lmao do you even economy

sensing this thread taking a turn down the road of off topic/politics/reddit posting. might have to notify someone in charge here to take care of this.

i'd rather you take care of it babe

>Aww yeah, that 26 year old billy walters whos played 2 nrl matches is a MUST

Don't be like Sangster. if the FRF cheapies turn up i'll look at DCE/Cleary and Johnson, but if they don't, i'd rather take a punt on someone with upside

Won't be any chinks left to import though m8

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black hawk down was quite good

Those dogs were handsome as fuck before the inbreeding got to them. Not a girl btw

hope he didn't died

you realize that qanda now has a pozzed sign in its logo

You know realise that my team is all but finalised and the hip is already having my name carved in it

I'm thinking a broship of raiders, warriors and titans

A broship of shitters? Meanwhile the Parra, Manly, Cowboys holy alliance is looking for top 4 spots.

Remember when the NRL got Macklemore to sing his pro-gay song at the Grand Final, just weeks before the gay marriage plebbycite?

lol that was pretty cool

>parra and manly EVER in an alliance

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For me, it's the Titans, Warriors and Tigers broship

>a broship of bottom 4 finishes

Fuck Greenberg.

as a massive faggot, i have to say that nrl is absolutely my favourite sport

Which team should I be a fan of?

or maybe raiders, storm, broncos

>the incel pedo richo

*dabs*

had a dream about a certain ice addict prostitute last night

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full body wax - yay or nay?

wax head, eyebrows, legs but leave body, arms and balls

les duncan is right. theres no room for identity politics in sports. get woke go broke.

love is love

hate myself lads

based hapa

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...

just thought of a good name for my sc team; payne in the haas.

just did a really smelly fart

got the sniffles. might go to the local westfield and spread the germs.

come spread it here so i can take a day off work

ill spread ya alright ya sissy poof

when a supercoach meets his teams captain

found a clip of N discussing supercoach with his irl friends
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this community is so funny lol

*wins*

incel pedo

Joseph Melican the convicted sex offender

for me? oats, sultanas, gojis, raspberries, blackberries, milk, bit of honey

>The Reserve Bank of Australia is not extremely base-

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What National Rugby League team does that twitter user support?

Nicole?

the Yankees

d.

Fucking based richo

For me, Its Manly

wrong gimmick
excellent choice. please watch our league this season and contribute regularly to this most interesting thread

shut the fuck up faggot

Post you are peem lads

>tfw IRL nicole posts pictures of her perfect life and perfect family on her Instagram daily
>tfw it genuinely makes me want to kill myself
>tfw my own actions have stopped me from continuing to have any sort of relationship with her, even a friendship
obviously i shitpost about her regularly, but she is genuinely the love of my life - the one that got away, so to speak. i wish i wasn't this kind of person, i would go through all the fights, sleepless nights, everything I would live it all again, just to have one more shot at making her stay, right at the end when she finally walked out. dont know what to do anymore bros

truly pathetic, that

lmao kys

>Team name is Manly
>Captain looks very feminine

Why do people still seethe about me beating them in sc?

just see a different prostitute

Ya mums too busy Josh

*seethes*

can any oldfags remind what the real joshy tripcode is?

probably because youve proven yourself time and time again to be utterly useless at SC, so theres natural and justified sting of humiliation when they get beat by you

The Fox League Draft show starts in 10 minutes ladies

>*furiously mashes the report button*

LRPO something

got a link brah?

TedesGOAT aka WOG GOD (C) Pty Ltd.

>years of freshies saying im irrelevant
>one post by me
>see this

You have 11 posts in this thread you dumb retarded cunt

>counting the number of posts i have made in a thread
stay obsessed with me, dumb cunt.

>no u

Top kek joshy

fuck up josh

Apparently it's already up on Kayo but live on foxtel now

What was the last straw that finally made her leave?

I have no idea how supercoach works, barely follow this spoort and am not autistic but should I join the league?

obsessed

>keeps replying to me

Sounds like your the obsessed one here rummy

You'll run into me. It's not worth it. Play in a random league for a few years then give the /nrl/ comp a go.

*runs a train on you*

Hard to work out if cowcucks is a bigger virgin then N lads

what's the best way to get into supercoach?

sangster podcasts, ask /nrl/

*Starts with Ash Taylor*

/nrl/ league is genuinely competitive, you'll lose most of your games if you're not willing to research and put some effort in

>PPP is exactly one week away

BASED

I will NOT be starting with Ash Taylor. Don't attempt to slander my NRL IQ.

*runs a cookie cutter team he copied from sangster*

Not willing to so I'll give it a pass
I know more about AFL anyway but I think /afl/ gave up on that supercoach half way through last year anyway and it's an awful general anyway

holy shit. cant believe footy is almost back lads

A direct injection of estrogen into your vagina

ends in a 6 I think

How did you know I have a vagina?

I am SEETHING, lads

based joshy

>implying sangster isn't the final redpill

"Hi, yeah good thanks, uhh, can I please have a three piece box with hot and spicy?"

"uhh can I also upsize that please?"

"Mountain Dew, please"

obsessed

Need an iq ranking for bird at fb

>yeah can I get a large margarita, add mushrooms, olives, and anchovies? yeah just the normal crust is fine, actually go the thick one, yeah deep pan thats it. no sides thanks. nah no drinks. great, thanks.

>not having holmes

yep the $5 value pepperoni ta

$5? For a pizza? That's insane

>I’ll be having the filét mignon with the caviar and lightly roasted scallops, medium-well thanks. And the vintage 1994 merlot for the two of us. No, the pleasure is all mine, thanks.

for me its six potato cakes and six pieces of cocktail fish with chicken salt and tomato sauce

>medium-well

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>medium well

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Sangster helped out Nathan Hindmarsh btw

foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/supercoach-news/four-fox-league-experts-just-finished-a-supercoach-draft-this-is-who-they-picked/news-story/3df1047e9dcedcf8b78718df87ead2dd

Imagine playing for almost like 15 seasons and never winning a 'hip. Very sad.

jesus

>4 man draft

For what fucking purpose?

Danny Bederus and Michael Ennis are coaches now. Vonny was in it last year and Lara Pitt was host. You think it would be easier to find a few more cunts at Fox to do it

>Vonny
would fuck

>inb4 vhonniebutt meme resurfaces
>inb4 i’m the one who resurfaces it

NEON LIGHTS
NOBEL PRIZE
WHEN A MIRROR SPEAKS
THE REFLECTION LIES

Why is Sangster so based lads? Goes on fox league and intellectually murders everyone on the panel. Imagine if he said Milford instead of Munster.

Just tucked into a southern fried chicken burger from Cleveland sands myself

nobody cares about your food blog richo

*heems a poof*

this poomunity just isnt the same without convict and zerogoose

Zeroshiet

all the best poosanalities left here long ago

all we are left here with now are newcunts fresh off the boat from reddit and a few hangeronners that arrived in 2015 that try to resurface weak gimmicks like mattposting

>hangeronners that arrived in 2015 that try to resurface weak gimmicks like mattposting
literally me

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/87371379/#q87374726

im depressed every day that the footy isnt on

it's basically just josh aka nightshift replying to himself constantly these days trying to keep the flame the of old /nrl/ alive but failing on basically every level

no i am not nighshit

>nideshid is josh:DDDDDDDDD
just cause you post it every thread doesnt mean its true

oi josh what do you think of familiaposting

>all we are left here with now are newcunts fresh off the boat from reddit and a few hangeronners that arrived in 2015 that try to resurface weak gimmicks like mattposting

*raises paw*
*raises other paw*

/afl/ runs /nrl/ nowadays

trip on richo

personally the only posting i don't like are posts by richo

unironically me

>walkbro was 5 years ago

and i was the one that told him to don the trip

t. ridebro

The nightshift personality has run its course. LARPing as a Pooly fan was a decent idea on paper, but what did ypu really do with it Josh? Only humourous posts by that trip are the 1997 grand final autism posts. Maybe time to put it out to pasture mate. Back to the drawing board.

>PPP is seven days away
Yeah I'm thinkin based

/NRL/ UH
FAMILY CUH

Fuck nightshift, fuck manly and fuck the jannies

>josh gets btfo a couple of nights in a row
>responds by recycling his old trips

top lol

Going to post a lot more anime this season, maybe it'll draw some attention from big strong foreigners

I love every poster in this community. Been posting here for like 6 years now, and have seen various personalities come and go. Yeah, some are better than others, but so what? Everybody does it for the same reason - just for a little chuckle to brighten up the days of a bunch of like-minded young men of a similar age. A bunch of young men who remember the footy being better than it is now - free of identity politics, where clubs meant something to the community. Love you all, except richo who is a literal pedo.

Based

rent free

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i got a good feeling about the cowboys this year boys

No

meant for

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/20181118_214829/

cant wait for the imminent death of Yea Forums so this community is deleted, never to resurface. one of the most toxic and insular circle jerks on this whole disgusting website, and thats saying something.

>cant wait for the imminent death of Yea Forums so this community is deleted, never to resurface. one of the most toxic and insular circle jerks on this whole disgusting website, and thats saying something.

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Boys, it's been great posting with you for the past eight and a half years. But the time has come to hang up the boots. Consider this my official announcement of my retirement from /cric/, Yea Forums, and Yea Forums entirely, as of the conclusion of the current Big Bash League season. We've certainly had our ups and downs. The thing that’s been inspiring and gratifying to me is that the community has really stepped up and supported each other through the hard times and the good times.

There a lot of veterans here who can step up to fill the leadership void after I'm gone, and there are a lot of fresh faces bringing in new ideas. I think this community has a lot of life left in it, and a lot more to give.

Brothers, what we do in life, echoes in eternity. In your actions, don't procrastinate. In your conversations, don't confuse. In your thoughts, don't wander. In your soul, don't be passive or aggressive. In your life, don't be all about business. Death smiles at us all. All we can do is smile back.

To the /cric/ organisation, you’ve helped shape me into the man I am today... I came here as a 21-year-old, and there’s been some incredible memories here and I can’t thank you enough for your support both on and off the field. To my colleagues, you’re only as good as the posters around you and I’ve been blessed over the years to post in some great threads and I can’t thank you enough. Especially this year, I know it’s been tough for all of us but your attitude that you’ve turned up each day, every day, I couldn’t ask for more and that’s all we ask of each other.

I’d like to thank the fans that have supported me all over these years, it’s been an incredible journey I’ve loved representing the /cric/ community and Yea Forums, and I’ve loved representing us on the wider Yea Forums website.

Strength and honour.

Hard to circlejerk yourself m8

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/90026871/#90028671

As much as I love my cowies.. Paul Green is the coach.
I'm predicting 8-11 finish on the ladder.

*fucks a child*

uh...meow?

lets go broncos

>this thread

aussies are weird

i got ´dumbass´ what does this mean?

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lets go storm

got corona lads

I do not poison my body with alcohol

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joked on you retard im colourblind

Have a throat infection lads

>go to the shops
>every single thing in the place is in stock
>except toilet paper
how did someone manage to con so many people into thinking toilet paper is an urgent thing to stock up on? what do people think is going to happen?

Just bought out all the toilet paper the shops lads

Maybe I'm just so cool, I wanna die

A few of the originals are still around, you can tell because they use the same accounts for Supercoach.

Smiths chips are 50% off at woolies right now lads. Stock up before theyre gone

Truthbomb. /nrl/ has less activity than years ago because many of us got jobs and/or gfs

yeah me haha

I got a job but I'm still a 23 year old virgin

I got a job 5 years ago

You weren't here years ago you incel pedo

Can't wait to see our girl in action again this year lads

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oi richo tell your sister to hurry up and respond to my dick pic

I'm an unemployed 25 year old virgin

ugly cunt

You've seen it?

shes got a face that needs regular panel beating

Sexists

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Nicole

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Respect women
Hate men

Simple as

honestly not a fan of dogville. for me though? its eyes wide shut

Nicole's a huge insufferable cunt now

Please do not insult my cousin Nicole

untrue. she is still beautiful. husband's a cunt tho

thoughts on this team?

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Classic danny

>player at position
LMFAO