XFL - DC Defenders (2-1) @ Tampa Bay Vipers (0-3) Gamethread #2

Vince has money earmarked to run it for 3 seasons out of pocket, if they don't have a money making deal by the end of the third season it'll be in trouble though

>NBC tomorrow: Are the Vipers racist?

Edit bro here. Taking a break. Post your desired edits.

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I only just tuned in. How is DC getting blown out by the fucking diapers?

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Lose to Vipers, you have to fap to diapers.

What happens if ratings tank at the end of year? Does he have a 2 year tv deal in place ?

Cardale letting them niggas get away

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>XFL ratings go up sharply

Tresman isn't playcalling, Jones still shook

which one of you is this??

How about XFL logo on this referee's hat? Doin' God's work user

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Their coordinators are the ones calling the plays this game

I believe the TV deal was just for this season, but the ratings would have to fucking crater for them to not get a better deal, all they're getting from this TV deal is production costs IIRC, it's basically a chance to have a good platform to prove themselves and earn a money making deal

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY BY THE DEFENDERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS DC DEFENSE IS SUCH TRASH

>Dependies

DC defense didn't even bother

Why does that one ref wear a MAGA hat? Is xfl more based than I thought?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE
3000 IQ BIG BRAIN PLAY

28th for my nigga corndog

>Defenders
>Can’t defend
heh

Final Score:
DC: 18
TB: 16

Book it.

Webm of blondie would be nice

It keeps getting worse

>Defenders suck when not playing home
makes sense

>Dat slithering by the Vipers
the fuck?

PEPE

Not quite my tempo, frog

TITAN BIRD ZERO

I looked at the script. A pick six is coming up, Sorry Diapers.

They showed em again KEK

>DC sucks
>pretenders chimping out
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

this didn't age well

>DC SUCKS chant

KICK IT

KICK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

kick it
Kick it.
KICK IT
KICK IT!

cameraman gonna get a talking to lel

PEPE AGAIN
DC SUCKS

DC BTFO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PEPE AND DC SUCKS CHANTS
BASED DIAPER DEN

>EC DUB
>EC DUB
>EC DUB
Yeah, I'm thinking the Tampa crowd is BASED

>WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A FROG?
fucking lmao

>what do you expect from a frog

WHOA holy racism from ESPN

>calling pepe kermit

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KICK ITTTTTTTTTTTT

I can’t believe the XFL is broadcasting a well known right ring hate symbol. I’ll make sure to write my senator about this.

Oh no no no bro

>could have been making me some bionic legs
>instead he's missing field goals for $50k

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kick it.... kick it... KICK IT

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>Diapers

did someone get that up close pepe?

>TRESTMAN CALLS A PLAY
>FAIL
CLASSIC

How the fuck you gonna miss that kick bro

>Trestman screaming KICK IT
>they kick it
>miss

Fuck off Trestman jesus christ

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this didn't age well

not wide
not wide
NOT WIDE
NOT WIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

THE TRESTMAN CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

KICK IT KICK IT I WANT IT MISSED AS WELL

Imagine giving up bio med to get paid 50k a year to miss fgs

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Go Vipers!

pardon me
I'm just gonna go fuck myself

For me, it’s the Pickle

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME

based

me with the million dollar smile behind Pickle Rick

Me on the right.

VIPERS EXPOSED ON NATIONAL TV

>KICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Black QBs

i do not remember this shot

>corndog

so they are reading these threads

>using old Patriots footballs
XFL is such a joke

>a little deflated
DEFLATEGATE XFL EDITION

DIAPERS ARE CHEATING AAAAAAAAAAA
GOODELL SAVE US

>writing Deflategate into the official rules, teams can do whatever they want with their own balls
One of the more based things i've seen

someone should tell Brady there is a league where you can play with deflated balls

wtf i love espn now

DEFLATE IT

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Every Jones QB sucks

>pep hamilton
>isn't peppy
Bros?

>Cornelius
>Trestman
>Publix Diapers

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Did I just see a baby yeed for a split second?

Cardale played a little too much school it looks like

Nah, they pointed out it was his nickname during the previous game

It says "Cardale Jones hates Baby Yoda"

Pepe/Pickle Rick duo have a baby yeed poster

Why they wait till week 4 to tell us that the balls are deflated?!?

XFL’s cancelled.

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If you were a pro qb, wouldn’t you make the effort to not be a fat fuck? Embarrassing.

Watch, next week they'll gave a segment on Shoebill.

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>tfw the vipers kicker unironically came here to play school

This is what I get for trusting a Quarterblack

yin yang based and cringe, what a pair

2 questions:
why didn't they have a Kuerig coffee maker?
and why did they let Bezos take over their whole life?

why does the espn camera crew have a crush on the diapers OC?

What's she got here...?

Corndog is the ultimate Florida Man

Should they really have cartoons on the corner TV?

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>why they wait
they actually said it before the season started. The balls are smaller than NFL balls and generally have less air in them to make it easier for the QB to throw. They did this to make it easier for the QBs/offense, because the general public does not care about defensive battles

Is cornhole, dare I say, elite

How does losing feel? As a Roughchad I’ve never felt that feel before.

ayo can i get crunchyroll on dat

wtf are they watching

No wonder they losing. DC def coordinators busy watching duncanville lmao

they're roughly the size of college balls, since they're expecting this league to mostly be high schoolers who don't want to attend college

Diaperbros were we too cocky?

WE GOT TOO COCKY CORNDOG BROS

>gets a pick
>runs right into the opposite team

OH NO NO NO NO NO DIAPERSBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

No, you don’t get an interview.

OH NO NO NONONONONO VIPBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

diapers shitting the bed

>HE GOT TOO CORNY

the timing on this one

NOOOOO

>corndog

BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES

Safety incoming

LUH YOU BABY
LUH YOU KEEDS!

Come on 12 Gauge. Please stop shitting yourself. I don't wanna fap to diapers.

Are Roughnecks the Heels?

LOVE YA BABY

>tfw the interview guy is actually interesting, enthusiastic, and informative
What?

the best part of xfl is the lack of commercials. NFL would've played at least 4 just now

Diapers really pulling for you.

Is the XFL a sport or entertainment?

it's sports entertainment PAL

How often they are in NFL?

OK /xfl/ what do you say in your post good thing interview? after something bad happens?

>Cardale throws a pick right back
topkek

HOL UP HOL UP
WE
DEM
REFS

Face mask.

lambeau...lakeland...lutz leap?
based

It's good shitainment

I like the guys that are actually able to explain their thought process instead of incoherent generic babbling.

every turn over, every score, as well as end of quarter

MY VIPERS ARE BACK BABY

MEME GAME
HE GAVE THE INT BALL TO PEPE

he was feelin Real Different

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HAHA YES, WELL DONE DEFENDERS
HOWEVER...

WE GOT TOO COCKY, "TOO COCKY BROS"

Don't forget randomly whenever the fuck they want.

DC IN SHAMBLES

why do vipers players get to interview with qt molly but defendies get to interview with a guy? did they flip a coin or some shit?

I thought that was Leon McFadden for a second there. That dude sucked ass.

Cardale is finished

I bet his agent told him to do it, makes him look coachable

>defenders
>no fans defending their performance
kek

Still the best interview so far

Sorry bro it didn't turn out well. The app I'm using compresses the hell out of it

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THAT'S IT
ALRIGHT

CORNDOGGERS RISE UP

CARN DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG!

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HE WANTED MORE

WTF DCbros how are we losing to the DIAPERS?

Home field advantage

what a fucking meme league

Does the XFL have heels, faces, jobbers, and marks?
Does it have stupid storylines and such?

Sounds rough
Wait, who got the penalty?
DC for pulling off the helmet or Vipers for getting helmet pulled off?

COOOORRNNNDAAWWWGGGGG

I'm actually interested to see young college-age players join the league purely to see how well they'd do in a league full of players with NFL experience

THAT'S SOME FINE CORN DOGGERY

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VIPERCHADS RISE UP

>Good
Oh man, just gotta give it up to the glory of God. We work hard as a team, and I'm just doing my part
>Bad
It is what it is, we just gotta focus up and be the better team.

CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT
CHIMPOUT

CORNDOG TD

Fuck yeah!

CORNHOLED

McGroin is the top heel rn
He even got the classic "injured heel seethes from the skybox" shot yesterday

it's just football

HAHAHA OH MAN ANIME POSTERS RIP

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SPAS-12 LITERALLY CHOKING ON BIG CORNDOG COCK

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Another TD, but at what cost?

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the defenders so undisciplined jesus christ.

based

Wait, why did it count as a touchdown?
Touching down on the white line counts too?

CORNDOGGED

epstein didn't kill himself

why did anyone think this team was better than the roughchaddies?

Shut the fuck up, reddit cat.

DC CHIMPOUT STATUS: IMMINENT

>How so?

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the endzone plane starts on the outside of the white line

DC SUCKS
DC SUCKS
DC SUCKS

DC SUCKS ECHOING
DC SHOOK

ECDUB
ECDUB
ECDUB
ECDUB
ECDUB

>dc sucks
trump rally tier desu

>DC sucks chant

God I fucking love this league holy shit. DC Pretenders are so fucking trash.

Was the crowd chanting E C W ?

>Was I wrong?
>No... It was the game plan

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Typical black coach problem

i want corndog to marry molly. think of the beautiful children they would have

Did I see a Vipers “Bite Down” sign? Based if so.

dc exposed as frauds lmao

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DC for pulling off the helmet, but specifically for pulling it off by the face mask.

What happened shield bros?

CORNDOG LETS GO LETS GO

Okay, was a bit confusing, thanks

battlehawks coach is black and he's pretty based tbqh

Being able to get interviewed by qt Molly is the biggest reason to play well

The ball only has to cross the plain.

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DC Sucks.

this post aged well

PLUMBER CLOGGED HIS DIAPER

Viper bros and Corndogs
I have to admit something
I fucking hate mustard

retards thinking an 0-3 team will keep this lead

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We’re the baaaaaaaaaad guys

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Get ready to write. Get your pen out. Get ready to right.

tfw you underestimated just how fucking bad the pretenders are

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CARDALE IS ELITE

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based huge png poster

Okay, makes sense. 4 am here and not paying all the attention I should be
Or completely suck so you get interviewer after you completely blew it
So ball in position over the plain, got it

Hayes is blue collar even keel, but his run-first playcalling might be his undoing in the long term. Still like the guy, he seems really easygoing.

>good
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
WE DEM BOYS!
>bad
People come out here and pay good money to see athletes play and the officials are out here trying to take over the fucking game.

She was a grade above me in highschool. When she was a sophomore she dated the student body president

Tempted to change my entire life course to become a d coordinator just to be near molly mcgrath for a few games a season

Cardale Jones is a very very very very dumb human.

>tfw actually enjoy the rules and presentation innovations
anyone else? the games are nice to watch

i was born ready

its cool seeing everyone enjoying my OC

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Holy shit, what did the Cats do to Jones ego.
Looking real McGroin

yeah hes based as fuck

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>team getting raped
>"sh-shut up! R-REDDIT!"

Being you must be pathetic

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At the very least the run-based playcalling in STL is RPO and option heavy, rather than just "run it up the middle every play".

>GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY THE DIAPERS
OH NO NO NO NO PFFFFTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yeah I would like to see him let Ta'amu throw it a bit more, he seems clearly capable of doing so

just as long as you keep pumping them out

st. louis is the reddit team faggot

P-pick six coming up

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roughchad poster here, you're alright diapers, also BIRD UP

Funny story about Molly McGrath in high school. We went to a rich kid Catholic School in SF so there was a clique of girls like "the plastics" in that Lindsey Lohan movie that included Molly. This pimply little gross dude wrote an article in the school newspaper called "Kicking Screeching Gucci little piggies" (Radiohead lyrics) about how the popular girls were so full of themselves. The girls parents complained to the school and the guy got expelled. People were butthurt since a teacher approved the article for it to be in the school newspaper

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU GOT THEM NIGGAS? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, CARDALE?!!

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Okay pretendertard stay mad and accept your rape like a man

>Too much man
>Too much man

Did anyone ever webm that ridiculous Dragon play at the very end of the game yesterday?

>the city of DC

That dude probably posts here

What was the other team that had problems with counting how many players they have on the field?

this entire DC organization is absolutely pathetic
look at all them with their tails between their legs
IMAGINE actually supporting this team

DC is imploding

i'm a vipers fan faggot. st louis has a huge reddit following. this is common knowledge.

they opened it up a little bit against the dragons. I think the run first emphasis isn't inherently wrong, especially when you look at all the interceptions being tossed in the first 4 weeks here. it helps keep the ball out of harm's way and it seems like it's given the opportunity to give the passing game more time to develop as a unit.
either way, we 3-1 and I won't complain too much when the team seems to be on a solid upward trajectory

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Will do, friend

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Can confirm, i was the catholic school

this one?

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>YOU SUCK MAN
>THAT'S WHY YOU GOT A ZERO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rad gorilla

You can't just call something reddit because you don't like it.

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st louis has a huge reddit following because they have a huge following in general
they're the most popular team

wow this game is boring. we should watch something else and im a diapers fan.

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Because the PRETENDERS ARE FUCKING SHIT

BASED CORNDAWG

Shut up Reddit

unfathomably based kemomimi-chan poster

>Absolutely no sign of dumb animeposts containing knights

Man watching the defenders get fucked is fantastic

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yeah fuck off faggot you're no fan

Not gonna lie, former DC voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Cardale crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>larping defender fag
oof

No, it was against the Battlehawks. They had no time left on the clock and were gonna lose so they started overdoing double passes everywhere, even when they went to the ground. And refs started throwing flags like crazy. It was hilarious

Corndog dabbing on the Defendies

Where do the Sea Dragons play?

According to fucking who? Do reddits even watch football? Your just insecure Bc your an unironic diapers fan lmfao

Whining about anime is why people are calling you reddit.

based sexist hooters commercial

why would a white guy date a black girl?

oh nvm, he's a soi boy

>Diapers win
>they take off their diapers and swing them around over their heads

that was the cats. no webm, but youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=3K_SDtHK5E0

Pacific Ocean

Are defender fags so pathetic that they have to larp as vipers fans?

Seahawks stadium.

Should have been
>We can't let this guy get the Xowl trophy

Gonna be up to the Diapers to cover the O/U.

I like this new Vipers comeback

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Yeah that one lmao got it mixed up somehow, that was great

The absolute state of the defenders

based 2hu poster

Awful nice of the Seacucks.

NASCAR NASCAR

>HO HO HO LET'S GO
I love it when things rhyme.

>"a-anime is b-based an-and r-redpilled!"

Jesus Christ get a grip manchild lol

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Defendies only played

Dragons

Vipers

Guardians

Wildcats

All the worst teams and they are coming out of that stretch 2-2, Getting blown out twice.

Their only good win was a blowout of the worst team.

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Can I switch to the Vipers? They have a worse record so it's fair right?

no fucking way holy shit

>Diapers no longer the worst team because of this shitshow of a game

more like Scooby White

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CATCH

They are watching Bob's Burgers on the corner TV now.

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THE VIPERS!

bur

damn that was an Edelman-tier catch

dayum, webm of that pls

That catch was beautiful

HOLY SHIT SHADES OF THE IMMACULATE RECEPTION

yep, as long as you bandwagon a team when they're horrible, it's fair game

My Renegades lost but at least we only fucked up by getting our ass kicked by better teams. The Defenders got cucked.

>less than 13k at the game
Step the fuck up Tampa.

Diapers almost beat the the roughnecks, and are beating a mid tier team in a blow out

They are way better than the shitdians.

>sure i hate the entire reason this site exists, but i'm not reddit
Fuck off retard.

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cringe

>4 possession game
DO YOU STILL GOT THEM CARDALE?

>coach, we need our defensive call
>heh... burger.
>oh wait shit what they're in the red zone fuck

3 possession.

Cardale Jones hasn't scored a single point since saying "we got these niggas"

maybe the real niggas was the friends we made along the way

Cardoor Johnson has hit the wall.

When does Jones get benched? Who is the backup anyway?

>BAH GAWD, IT'S MATT MCGLOIN'S THEME MUSIC

Why are >we so based Roughchads?

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>tfw you are just trying to hype up your team when down big, but you end up jinxing the rest of your season

they need to start winning first

For someone who claims to not like reddit you sure bring it up alot. Maybe your little peanut brain is trying to tell you to go back. They probably have a whole community full of faggot manchildren who like Japanese cartoons just like you. Just go back, you know you want to.

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For a team called DC Defenders,they're sure not doing a good job at it

He got benched against cats and his his sub actually got points on the board if I remember correctly

THE LAST THING A DEPENDIE "FAN" SEES

My masterpiece c: congrats Viper Bros

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>concessions vendors still not mic’d up

which xfl teams don't play in an NFL stadium?

>The defenders havent shown that they are capable of scoring 3 times -announcers dabbing on the defenders

I really cant wait for yall to lose so I can justifiably make fun of you without sounding butthurt

Your damned city got a freebee after all of the rest of your sportsball teams sucked ass.

It's gonna turn around, right Catbros?

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magnum opus

gg Diapers
this team is shit and definitely not going to the 'offs
fuck Cardale and fuck niggers
and they get to get raped by the battleawks next week
great

Vipers are playing in Bucs stadium and Battlehawks are playing St. Louis field.

Cardale fucking up again

Is this real life?

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>I really cant wait for yall to lose so I can justifiably make fun of you without sounding butthurt

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Pretty sure only the Guardians play in an NFL stadium. It looks like shit because of the attendance.

oh no, it's retarded

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Wildcats play at Stubhub or whatever they fucking call it these days, but not the Coliseum.

Beautiful.

Based

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Why have the defenders done a 180? Is it being on the road? Is it not being on broadcast tv? Is it playing at the same time as the Lakers? Are they really just defending the terrible teams' hopes by jobbing for them?

HISS HISS HISS

hisssss

Wildcats, Renegades, Defenders, Battlehawks (technically, it's an ex-NFL stadium though), Roughnecks
Dragons, Guardians, and Vipers are in current NFL stadiums

>man open by 10 yards, misses

WHY THE FUCK PASS IT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE MADE THE 1ST DOWN WTF

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DC is doing a good job at defending this lose

Why are you rooting for the defenders? We fucked their assholes last week.

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just dc i think. wildcats played in stadium chargers used to use but it's still mls

fuck you for ignoring my 300 request If you would've done it they would be winning

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Extremely based

Seething just makes me hard,anons.

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Defenders? More like Defumbles lmfao

Depends on their next home game.
If they win, that means they are homebabbies

He's talking about the cats only, not the game retard

>dumped on so hard his shoe came off

>getting btfo by the Diapers
OH NO NO NO WHAT HAPPENED DEFENDERS? YOU GOT WAY TOO COCKY

DEM NIGGA STSTUS:
[] GOT
[X] NOT GOT

Imagine getting shit on by the diapers

Seeing you lose would make my dick even harder Houston fag.
T. Renegade fan
T. Titans Fan.

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The XFL just needs more teams, hard to have a league when most of the country has nobody to cheer for

its a reverse uno card

Next home game is against the best team in the East, if they somehow win then yes they're home babbies, if they lose they're just bad.

fuck you motherfucker you got lucky this tim tb and vipers suck ass

next week against the battlehawks on fs1

you're beyond gay

>flag
>for what?
>I DON'T KNOW I'M TRYING TO FIND IT

were they just talking about Splatoon?

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Aww dude you picked the wrong team

Tits and 'Necks fans right here brah

NEW POWER RANKINGS:
1. Roughnecks
2. Battlehawks
3. Renegades
4. Defenders
5. Guardians
6. Vipers
7. Dragons
8. Wildcats

Remider: LOSE TO THE VIPERS YOU FAP TO DIAPERS.

Check /d/ for the diaper thread, Pretenders.

Vipers? More like Very good at playing football

XFL should do what the NFL never will, give a Canadian City a team.

Nah man, I mean the team. Fuck the defenders.

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I am in awe that the Dragons both lost to the Defenders and beat the Vipers from this game.

Unkillable Yugioh boss

>THERE IS NO FOUL
>OH WAIT THERE IS A FOUL

Stay mad manchild, let the anger motivate you to grow up and stop watching cartoons as an adult

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>live audio feed of stupid refs
what does this add to the game

have any domes? No one is going to play in Canada in Febuary

Well have to wait and see if Defenders can redeem themselves

Imagine not even picking the best team in your state, let alone the league

>Vancouver Virus
>Montreal Poutine
>Nova Scotia Trailer Park Boys

Entertainment!

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That is true.
R.I.P. me.

Memes

>4. defenders
>6. vipers
>literally getting BTFO

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Pls no, the ones we have already sound like Overwatch teams, I don’t want the MINNESOTA FUSION

>An nfl team unironically used a draft pick on Cardale Jones

If the Dependies lose next week then they will fall into bottom 3. If they rebound then they are homebabies

>O/U 44

based

What a shit selection of snakes
>Wojack
leave

People thought both the Jones would be the faces of the league. RIP Landry. Atleast you died on the field.

pretty sure vancouver has a dome

>t. 12 year old

>Not appreciating the good writing and world building of modern cartoons

Not him but you're selling things short.

Maybe an Atlantic team would be cool to see. The St John's Newfies

Background manlet.

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>tfw no snek gf to keep warm during the cold night

First time on Yea Forums?

Transparency and comedy

LA needs a 4th and possibly 5th football team

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You do already have the Wild.

MI GUSTA

>literally the 2 best mainstream sneks
Worked into a seethe

Stop giving Reddit Shat (you)s

>what we have been doing for this entire football game
when you’re trying to pad your essay’s word count

They needed home field refball to beat the Vipers though. Vipers also outgained

i like hearing the commentary from aaron

why is the top message judgmental but the bottom two aren't?

We lost a close game against the new and improved Guardians, we'll beat these Vipers next week no doubt.

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>talk about going to CBS while on ESPN
savage

>b-b-but it's animated
>so surely it's made specifically for children

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At least we'll be home next week
Seems like the Defenders need the fans more than anything else
I lost my voice after the first two games. Plan on losing it again.

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>aaron and the reporter

you just know

cardale throwing his teammates under the bus

>Vancouver Virus
>Vancouver is known as Hongcouver
>large chinese population
>Coronavirus is a thing now

JUST IMAGINE THE MEMES.

Yeah I guess that is equivalent to “Defenders”

Philadelphia, Miami, Atlanta, SF and Baltimore are next in line to get teams next year. More teams are rumored like Phoenix and San Diego are in there as well.

god your a fucking fag

Anyone elses stream died?
I found a new one but had go through a few before I found one that worked

>projecting your mental age

The absolute state

when the team scores the fans all cough

if you're telling the truth about attending games, wearing a pepe mask next week

"One player can have a bad play"

All of these plays are bad

Population-wise they already do. Nobody wants flyover state teams

>Miami
Fuck no their fans fairweather trash

No points! No mercy!

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>horseshit fan
crinfe

who else is planning on switching teams to a new team next year? i gotta support miami

>video package of Cardale talking
XFL has no chill

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I just want a carolina football team that doesnt suck massive ass, please Vince pls pretty pls

Wtf is that giant doing on the field

Also is cardale crying again?

got'em
>t. reddit

As a proud flyover, I hate both coasts equally.

That's just your opinion bro
But then how will I constantly drink beer?

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>dragons and battlehawks on the road next week
attendance is going to tank next week

>Our job is to torture their QB
Brutal

>cardale SEETHING and sitting alone on the sideline

feel bad for the nigga but he is trash

fucking based boomer holy shit

>based boomer
>cardale steepling his fingers and looking down like an anime villain
Pure kino

Add Birmingham in the the mix please fucking do it.

RedditCats should move to a fly over. LA doesn't support the team.

as a texas fag, I hate the west coast significantly more

>baby merch
XFL fans will never reproduce

>the XFL will die again soon

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>Cobra Kai
its Viper Kai now. NO MERCY!

ok this is based a true work of art

>the XFL will die again soon
Not really.

LA doesn't support any teams but the Lakers.

>Birmingham Stonewalls
>Birmingham Rebels

Is there a consistent source for attendance figures? Want to start a spreadsheet

>but the Lakers.
And whoever happens to be winning that season.

what a fucking chad

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Only one man can save DC now...

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Lol imagine getting schizophrenia from a fucking website
>"R-REDDIT I-IT'S REDDIT!"

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wikipedia

Fuck,marry,kill
Fuck right
Kill middle
Marry left

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The Illinois Potatofuckers

Guy's having too much fun playing basedball.

what's the deal with the diapers attendance? I thought they were supposed to be popular.

Lakers and Dodgers will continue to break everyone hearts.

Not gonna lie, I used to be a xfl fan. It’s hilarious watching the league crash and burn like this, but seriously you guys, we can’t let them get their hands on the QB codes

Fuck middle
Marry right
Kill left, she looks like a spazz

After their win it will boost them.

you both secretly love each other

Carolina Regulators please

MKF

Give Hawaii a team, coward mainlanders

Proud of my Vipies bouncing back after a tough loss against the Roughnecks amd sticking together as a team
>bite down
HISS HISSSSSSSS

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They've lost all their games until tonight.

South Jersey Garbagemen when

Carolina Stormsurge.

>getting this mad over these posts
Reddit

Absolute shameful display

>Defenders
>4
They should be 8 after these past two weeks

Fair point

>Hawaii Samoans of Micronesia

Brilliant theory ya got there

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IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY GETTING SHUTOUT BY THE TAMPA BAY VIPERS

Minnesota Blizzard

what a fucking massacre

CORN DOG'D

Imagine getting shutout by diaperfags

>pretenders
Holy fucking shit

>This empty stadium.

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But now that the canes don’t suck they can’t have the same theme

Lose to Vipers fap to diapers. Do it or be cursed for the rest of the season.

Fuck left
Kill middle
Marry right

lifelong here, they should be last based on the scores from the Wildcats and Diapers. Don't even care about the first two games anymore, the team is shit

My babies first kill, I'm so proud.

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KEK it just keeps happening, reddit lives in your head rent free buddy

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>current Defenders above Perez led Guardians
Nah, son. Pretenders are borderline trash right now.

Viperchads, we are back

>0 (zero (cero)) points scored
WHO'S THE DIAPERS NOW

Rays and Bucs have some of the worst attendance in their respective leagues as well.

Lose to the vipers, you fap to diapers
e-hentai.org/g/835226/c8dd2eaec4/
thems the rules

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Bolts do well though. Then again, Bolts don’t suck.

Why don't teams try passing back on offense more often?
Too risky that it will be an interception/turnover?

super risky. and usually doesnt end up as positive gain.

So it's a risky move for a low percentage possible gain.

wouldnt fuck and marry be the same?

I felt one of them, they are hard and the material is not very forgiving.

victory thread