Make it exciting and watchable

There is an easy way to make it exciting for Americans, add fast-food deals during soccer games.

Fettsack

after every goal, the Honey Ball is introduced, along with a swarm of bees. it’s worth 3 points

Knee cap anyone who pretends to get hurt. Intentionally falling in the box doesn't award a penalty. Other than that futbol is completely fine as is.

>no designated bbcs without shorts playing for both teams
yawn

More passionate crowds

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No murricans

Luckily the US is on the forefront of making it happen

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I think Var stopped a lot of flopping for penalties, next should be banning players faking injuries.

For you?
>4 15 minute quarters
>designated ad breaks 4 times a quarter
>at least 75% of players on every team must be clinically obese
>every goal worth 50 points
>make goals absolutely fucking enormous :. more goals :. better
>mandatory 2/10 washed up thots as cheerleaders for every team

If the scoreline is still 0-0 after 70 minutes, the match officials release the lions.

Get the most passionate and colorful fans into the game also

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To me any problem people have with VAR is insignificant compared to the fact that it stops players from pretending to be hit in "fights".

Every second, an American dies on the pitch

smaller field of play
replace grass with ice
replace kicking with a stick
replace ball with a little rubber cylinder
let everyone beat the fuck out of each other

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Diamonds

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>diving is now a red card

2 balls

Why such hate frens?

Blitzball.

>throw ins must be taken within 10 seconds by the closest player
>corner kicks must be taken within 20 seconds
Play stops for no reason. Injured players can be tended to by the medical staff on the pitch with play continuing.

Only if the player cannot continue and needs a substitute can play be stopped.

Goalkeeper must be out of possession of the ball within 10 seconds. Failure to do so is a PK.

go fuck yourself, buddy

Get rid of VAR
Get rid of FFP, put a max salary cap for all teams.

If the american national anthem starts playing during the match the last player to stop moving gets the electric chair on the pitch

every 10 minutes the team with lesser goals gets an additional black and fast player

fucking dumbass monkey, go and fuck yourself you worthless piece of shit

Teams only get a point on a scored draw. 0-0 is no points for anyone.

This would actually make it worse. You'd just get long ball punts from side to the other as teams hope for a mistake on the counter. It would be the equivalent of a football game ending 3-0 with 3 and out/punts on every possession but one or two.

Goal celebrations should be banned and replaced with a personal product endorsement

>you are not allowed to have more than 10 passes in your own half before going over the halfway line, at the 11th pass, the opponent is awarded a free kick from the point the ball was passed
>once the ball has passed the halfway line, it is not allowed to move it back into your own half again
>every team must have 1 man in the opponents half at all times
>if only 1 man from a team is in the opponents half, the offside rule is not in effect until another teammate joins him

Lingard is already a step ahead

its not often that I See a picture of a crowd this size where I legitimately could beat up every single person in it.

based indio

ban backpass to your own half

>Teams have two opportunities per game to have VAR checked.
>Manager takes the penalties (and is the goalkeeper) in penalties.
>No law against pass-back.
>Faking injuries and/or diving is a ban for the remainder of the season.
>Time-wasting past the 80th minute is an immediate red card.

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8v8 on the same massive pitch

no offsides, 2 points for scoring outside the box, red cards in the box penalty shots are only worth 1/2 point. Flopping is a 5 game suspension.

This is good also, once it crosses midfield no pass backs.

Building on this, since it works for hockey for OT, what about making soccer more like hockey just in general? Like unlimited subs that come in, go ham for a few minutes, sub out.

1) Throw ins are now changed to Kick ins, MUST be side footed and cannot go above ground level.

2) "Walls" are now illegal.

3) Every time play stops for a Goal kick, Kick in, Free kick etc... a VAR referee starts a timer and only pauses the timer when play resumes. This will give a more accurate added on time, no more bullshit +1/+2 added on time. The amount of time play is stopped over a game easily exceeds 5+ minutes.

4) Kick off is now removed in favour of a "Throw in" the 4th official who does nothing all game now gets to throw the ball in at the start of each half. It must be thrown centrally and towards the original kick off spot.

Football solved. I'll expect my check in the mail Fifa.

>the only accepted formations must have a libero and at least 6 forwards
>hoofball is mandated; no more than 3 passes on your side of the pitch

Canadians already made it exciting and watchable. It's called ice hockey

The loser gets sacrificed to the Gods, like in good old days.

that's gay

bring back hoolligans

what can he prevent?

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Give them guns and make the terrain
have cover, rest of the rules still applies.

Which team is this from? Feels like PNW bullshit tbqh.

>Stop the clock at every foul, throw in, injury, etc. Team ahead now has no reason to waste time. Games are now exactly 90 minutes.
Also players should be allowed to make screens like in basketball without the ref calling an offensive foul

>Goalkeeper must be out of possession of the ball within 10 seconds. Failure to do so is a PK.
There actually is a time limit regarding how long the keeper can hold on to it, it's just not enforced as strictly as something like a lane violation.

So it's just Liga 12?

Idk if it would make it better, but forbid teams to pass the ball back to their own half, like in Basketball.
Teams have no pression in building a play as fast as they can, so they just keep passing till they see a huge defensive mistake or themselves turnover the ball.
Also, 10 players instead of 11.

FPWP

stop being american

done

Stop the clock on penalties and when the ball goes out of play

Implementing a proper time keeping system would mean they'd have to reduce the match duration because 90 minutes of actual game play would be a huge change. People don't realise how much time actually gets lost throughout a match.

bbc.com/sport/football/40993250

>doopin mental
Gets me everytime

Multiball

6 seconds

Ok so reduce the time as well then

442

>get rid of the regular clock
>first to score 3 wins
>for every 30 minutes that pass without a goal being scored, a cow is introduced to the pitch
>coming into the contact with the cow results in that player being sent off the pitch for ten minutes
>deliberately pushing someone into the path of the cow is a red card offense
>should the ball come into contact with the cow, play is temporarily stopped to check the welfare of the cow and resumed with a dropped ball
>any attempts to tempt or shoo the cow off the pitch is considered a yellow card offence
>VAR is only used at the request of the referee, who has access to a monitor pitchside and may seek the help of another official in making a decision
>only the team captain and players directly involved in an incident may speak directly to the referee
>domestic players under the age of 19 no longer count towards the 3 substitutions limit
>both managers have three chances to call a timeout lasting no more than a combined 5 minutes
>during this time the manager who called the timeout is allowed on the pitch to discuss tactics with his players and he is free to pet the cow should he choose
>the game is declared a draw once 5 cows have been released onto the pitch, with neither team recieving any points
>retrospective cards for simulation may be awarded by the referee upto 2 hours after the game has finished
>the winning team is awarded 5 points, minus a point for every cow on the pitch at the time of the winning goal

>during this time the manager who called the timeout is allowed on the pitch to discuss tactics with his players and he is free to pet the cow should he choose

kek good shit lad imagine Ole taking a 60 yard sprint just to pet la vaca every time

tbf, this game was after a mass shooting on a gay club in the city like 15 minutes away from the stadium. I can let this slide, the other times are annoying and really not needed

That changes nothing

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10vs10

t. hereford fan

multiball

I actually like this.

WORLD LEAGUE

add helmets

Re implement the rule that allowed teams to only field 3 foreign players.

yep, that's me there, protected against their aids saliva and sweat, can't take any chances around these folk

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Dive/Playacting = Public execution by the ref

>repercussions post game for diving
>absolutely no arguing with the ref, instant yellow card
>subs have to run/jog off the field, if not, the entering player will get a yellow card

Based

With a Makarov pistol, in the back of the neck.

>change offside rule to what Wenger is trying to change it to
>remove away goals cancer from all competitions
>give 0 points to both teams for a draw in every league
>make an academy player rule to stop the top teams buying up all the talent and forcing them to develop their own

Can't back pass to Goalkeeper.

Unlimited subs

Throw ins replaced by kick ins
Stop the clock when the ball is out of play
Only the players who started the game on n the bench are allowed on the field in extra time

actually decent idea

t. American on vacation

Allow teams 3 red cards before people are getting send off

>i don't like soccer because they just move around for 90 minutes and someone only scores some of the time

You like porn, don't you?

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No offside rule=more facking goals=entertainment

Literally impossible