/hoc/: >rags edition

go knights

that will be fucking hilarious

OK faggot just like your dad got the March fever and raped your asshole and now you're so bitter you have to deflect and post on 4channel to seem important.

Fuck you n*gger I'll fucking kill you

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>too much of a pussy to type nigger on 4channel

you ain't killing SHIT

>uses *
>tough guy
ok pussy

>Flyers being put into the seethe realizing what was said will come true.
Like Pottery

post pic of biceps, mr. 1975

Why'd he do that?

It was then you realized the Penguins have the 4th easiest schedule of any team trying to qualify for the playoffs. You also then realize the Flyers have the second hardest schedule of any NHL team trying to qualify for the playoffs

theres no way the sens beat the penguins tuesday right? RIGHT?

It's going to happen. Check their last 5 seasons in the months of March/April. Also look at who they facing for the remainder of the season

Is Ted here I have something to tell him

its "hard" but they still have to play nashville and dallas. Also, they end their season in buffalo and play them twice down the stretch. it shouldnt be that hard if they literally stick to AV's gameplan, which has been stellar

The Penguins sure are doing a great job getting points against easy teams like Anaheim, SJ and LA.

*AHEM*

Why yes, on our current eight (8) game win streak, we:
- BTFO the previous two Stanley Cup winners (Blues, and Capitals)
- Shut out the Islanders
- Easily, without effort, ended muh Tampa Bay's 11 game win streak
- Beat the Flelrida Panthlels with our eyes closed
- Beat the Analslime Cucks with a pylon in net, with a hat trick performance by William "Wild Bill" Karlsson, in the third game in four nights, on the second half of a back to back
- Shut out the Oilers with complete domination on all three parts of the ice
- Beat the Bufflolo Sabres without our top scorer and best player on the team, with a new goalie who played excellently.

Why yes, VGK is pushing the limits of 60% Corsi%/xGoal% last 25+ games.

Why yes, we rank first in chances, first in xGoals, first in shots.

Why yes, Alec Martinez has played great since he's been acquired.

Why yes, we just dumped that dead weight Cody Eakin and Malcolm Subban to pick up goaltender Robin Lehner to give us the best goaltending tandem in the league.

Why yes, Nick Cousins has made an immediate impact on the team with two points in his first two games.

Why yes, Robin Lehner let in the first goal on the first shot, but kept the team alive against a hungry Buffalo team the rest of the game with an elite performance.

Why yes, if Malcolm Subban played this game, we would've probably lost 5-3. Luckily, we have the best GM "tandem" in the league.

Why yes, Pacioretty got another point, putting him just a few away from a career high with many games left in the season.

Why yes, Reilly Smith scored the game winning 26th (slowest wrap around of all time lmao) goal (and then 27th) for a career high (see webm).

Why yes, we got approved by the AHL to move the team we bought to the Las Vegas valley.

Why yes, we're on an impressive and dominant eight game winning streak.

Why yes, we're first place in the division.

How much better can life get?

Thank you ALL for your concessions!

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

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Ted is not a real person, just like The Blinking Guy and Shannon
I know that looks like a person on the Youtube, but I assure you, that is entirely computer generated, like Marvel

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It was then the Penguins start winning multiple games again starting vs Sens

pongs remaining schedule is
vs OTT
@ BUF
vs WSH
vs CAR (b2b)
@ NJD
@ CBJ
@ CAR
vs NYI (b2b)
@ NYR
vs NYR
vs WSH
vs CAR
@ CHI (b2b)
@ CAR
@ PHI (b2b)
vs NJD
vs NYR
@ OTT (season finale)

If you cannot get at least 10 wins from this then crosby is shit

t. TBG

youtube.com/watch?v=1U5caV3iles

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teds

wtf is this shit music rogers™ is shilling

and fuck it, I'll do the flyers
@ WSH
vs CAR (b2b)
vs BUF
vs BOS
@ TBL
vs MIN
vs EDM (b2b)
vs STL
@ DAL
@ NSH (b2b)
vs NYI
@ DET
@ NJD
vs PIT (b2b)
@ NYR
vs NSH (b2b)
@ BUF (season finale)

Watch bruins. Hate this guy heinen cuz he does nothing. Gets like 12-13 mins playinf tome per game. They trade him to anaheim - saw last game - he had tio of 20 mins.

Like these other guys bjork and kuhlman. I like bjork more cuz he has great hands , fast and hustles he just doesnt really finish, but he’s still young. They sat bjork last game and played kuhlman instead. But kuhlman only got 11 mins playing time.

The two guys they trade for kase and ritche, theyre good but they still slightly above average , they not crazy good or anything. Both got 11-12 mins toi

Heinen the worst of them and thats why we traded him away. But from a players perspective - heinen won out by sucking. Hes getting alot of play time.

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Who /bestcupchances/ here

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>one point in his last 6 games

Dude is washed up

crosby and schultz coming back fucked up the penguins. Im not even kidding

can't be, none of those are the Boston Bruins

You're now thinkign about the Minnesota WIld

Read it and weep bean boy

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Flyers honestly have a better chance at getting to the second round of the playoffs than actually trying to qualify for it at all with that kind of vs schedule. Like holy shit all but 3 of those teams are all playoff contenders/qualifiers

Damn you

>describe the playoff in one word
>tavares: best time of your life

youtube.com/watch?v=HnRthaHKvzA

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47 goals , and compared to otger goal scorers , high number of assists and good +/-

it you wanna make it in, show up. philly has done well all year, but now they gotta put their big boy pants on. Make or fucking break

nuckies better show up in the first few minutes tonight

anybody besides the wongs been mathematically eliminated yet?

1995 > all

Is TB better than bruins at this point

>muh crosberino
>muh sid the kid

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>The Athletic
Imagine giving shekels for incorrect information

Problem about Philly is they tend to burn out by this point and start losing like 7-10 of their remaining games from here on out even in good/bad seasons. All really depends if those losses are mostly OT losses in the end of the day.

eating some freshly baked blueberry scones

he's tired

LA is 18 out with a theoretical 34 points remaining. Ottawa is also 18 out with 32 remaining.

How recent is this?

The pacific division is winning the Cup this year. (That's right, the whole division)

fucking hell I love this rodgers hometown hockey stuff with injuns

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just had some nanner bread
>waitin on nucks v. teds game

if they burn out, then its on them. They know whats on tap: get at least 8 wins

who we pulling for tonight?

>celebrating injuns when they are literally blocking rail road traffic across the entire country in protest

fuck that

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After last night's games.

also, heres other teams remaining schedules

New york islanders (18 left)
vs MTL
@ OTT
vs CAR
@ VAN
@ CGY
@ EDM (b2b)
@ PIT
vs CGY
@ TOR
@ NJD
vs CAR (b2b)
@ PHI
vs BUF
@ MTL
@ CBJ
vs MIN
vs CHI
vs NJD

Teds about to lose to a team to that lost to a team that lost to their own zamboni driver

do the rags please

honestly, even 8 wins wont be enough with that murder's row of a conference/WC race despite now being 1 point (at this time of posting) from overlapping the Capitals in the Metro should they lose tonight, and Flyers win vs them Wednesday. I think a obsolete safe bet they make the playoffs by winning 10 or 11 games.

sure.

New york rangers (17 remaining)
vs STL
vs WSH
vs NJD
@ DAL
@ COL (b2b)
@ ARI
vs CGY
vs PIT
@ PIT
@ BUF
vs CBJ
@ WSH
@ DESU
@ FLA
vs PHI
@PIT (b2b)
vs CHI
unless the canes and jackets fall off, then they gotta battle on

I love me a good slice of Banana bread with walnuts in it. The perfect pre-game snack.

They have a great record against the metro retard

PB&J with blueberry jelly here

Well the Jackets have the hardest projected Schedule of any playoff qualifying team from here on out. So its pretty much if the Flyers can survive vs the Canes/Rangers in terms of points by the end of the season.

Either watch caps and meme ovi away from scoring or watch the vegan knights

thats my captain

Yes..
are you going to delete this? or are you saying my Banana bread has something to do with the protesters? if so, I apologize, we didn't know what we doing at the time.. probably to many walnuts

Most of their remaining games are vs teams not in the Metro

Rate this schedule.

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and carolina to wrap things up. if you are asking, teds will have 15 games left after tonight

Carolina Hurricanes (18 remaining)
@ PHI
@ NYI
@ PIT (b2b)
@ DET
@ NJD
vs PIT
@ BUF *b2b)
vs BUF
vs STL
vs OTT
@ NYI (b2b)
@ PIT
vs TOR
vs PIT
@ NJD (b2b)
vs BOS
vs CBJ
@ BOS (b2b, Season finale)

jackets are too injured and too battered. They wont hang on. Its going down to the islanders, canes, rangers and flyers for the final 3 spots

youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

The Zamboni faggot losers have won 3 in a row.

youtube.com/watch?v=uIJAkDA3XRU

thanks

>le dive for pp team

How contrived.

2000 stan lee cup champions

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Might wanna add the Pens to that list since they literally lost their 6 games in regulation

>His team has changed logos
>His team has third jerseys

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I quoted the wrong guy, I'm sorry, I'm sure your banana bread was delicious.

i member

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MICCKIE MOUSE ABLOOBLOOOOOO

penguins have a piss easy schedule. They should make it unless they fumble against the senators or devils. see

t. Boom Jackets fan

>not having a team with history
it was

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>teds

haha imagine being Ted right now. like how can you be losing to a team that lost to a team that lost to a zamboni driver

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>Poolumbus

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>CCM
based dog

>He’s growing stronger

I am growing stronger.

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And that's a GOOD thing

Can the remaining half of a tram make the playoffs?
No, clearly not

>Soulessly ever having to change your ahistoric logo in order to rebrand and sell merch
t. expansion team logic

>cumlumbus blow jobs

What's detoilet's final GD going to be? -120?

Sorry, meant -150?

its gonna be a meme game isnt it?

Literally who just scored that goal?????

i don't even like hockey anyway

-163

Probably closer to -140

>nooks

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>ice hockey is for faggot losers

it was a second ago...

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>nucks can't even properly slay the Teds

was that the most dangerous lead i saw there for a moment?

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couldnt even rake some leafs last night. no markstrom for 2 weeks baby

>the most dangerous lead
3-0 in the 3rd, just needing a penalty kill to seal a series?

Seeing each team lose is kind of shitty because all have had a player that I enjoy seeing. Lexie Adzija, Julia Gosling, Danielle Serdachny, Alexie Guay. All done for the season

youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8OU-7JDFA

Thoughts on this

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Looks like it is no longer our year...

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Paying taxes is fucking stupid. Sunbelt hockey is fucking stupid. Jews, the UN, Gary Bettman, sobriety, hot tubs below 105, Sweden. All fucking STUPID

seems like a peculiar situation...

u forgot cops and john tory and john horgan and rats and bootlicking boomers

0 power play goals

The world's might get cancelled if corona is bad. Like they are going to talk about cancelling u18 worlds but I assume the same applies to the men's worlds if the corona persists.

you know what's stupid? Canadian [insert anything here]

>you know what's stupid?
he just posted it, you retarded burger slob

>more indian stuff
God bless

what a ball hockey tier goalie

No Canadian team will ever win a Cup until (((They))) stopping ruining the great game of hockey.

more injuns in hockey desu. we need the sam demographic

Absolutely. And Melissa McCarthy, reality TV, canada for legalizing pot but not raw milk, the "people" that attack all contact sports, any "smart" electronics, uggs, bonfires in the winter. I can go all night. Being mad is like my own photosynthesis

based

>Melissa McCarthy
Amy (((Schumer))) too, pls keep going fren

Shall be going out to the rez tonight to HEEM some drunk indians

Wat

based

>(((corona)))

Real talk, you'd be dead within an hour. Those people have nothing to lose.

beat up sam for us ty

the head of the IIHF said it's not going to be cancelled and they will not play in empty stadiums.

hockey in sams language is disgusting

twitter.com/coreypronman/status/1234222825281593344

>indians
>people

They are all so drunk they cant even stand up

this fucking week gave me so much shitpost fuel with sam

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Reminder that these are the real standings, free of any of (((Gary's))) influence.

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Fuck the natives frankly. Any civilization that by this time hadn't invented the wheel or metal working would always be doomed by one that had thousands of years before it. The history of man has always been: to the victor, the spoils.

>implying they wouldn't make time to murder a white boy
Nice knowing you

>injuns
>able to tell time

B&R
>vegass

>implying they're mentally coherent enough to notice him

It's the start of the month. They still have real alcohol to drink instead of mouthwash.and hand sanitizer.

>implying they are sober enough to do anything

The indians you gotta watch out for are the ones off the rez. the ones on the rez are basically non sentient

this is an outrage

>teds

*AHEM*

Why yes, on our current eight (8) game win streak, we:
- BTFO the previous two Stanley Cup winners (Blues, and Capitals)
- Shut out the Islanders
- Easily, without effort, ended muh Tampa Bay's 11 game win streak
- Beat the Flelrida Panthlels with our eyes closed
- Beat the Analslime Cucks with a pylon in net, with a hat trick performance by William "Wild Bill" Karlsson, in the third game in four nights, on the second half of a back to back
- Shut out the Oilers with complete domination on all three parts of the ice
- Beat the Bufflolo Sabres without our top scorer and best player on the team, with a new goalie who played excellently.

Why yes, VGK is pushing the limits of 60% Corsi%/xGoal% last 25+ games.

Why yes, we rank first in chances, first in xGoals, first in shots.

Why yes, Alec Martinez has played great since he's been acquired.

Why yes, we just dumped that dead weight Cody Eakin and Malcolm Subban to pick up goaltender Robin Lehner to give us the best goaltending tandem in the league.

Why yes, Nick Cousins has made an immediate impact on the team with two points in his first two games.

Why yes, Robin Lehner let in the first goal on the first shot, but kept the team alive against a hungry Buffalo team the rest of the game with an elite performance.

Why yes, if Malcolm Subban played this game, we would've probably lost 5-3. Luckily, we have the best GM "tandem" in the league.

Why yes, Pacioretty got another point, putting him just a few away from a career high with many games left in the season.

Why yes, Reilly Smith scored the game winning 26th (slowest wrap around of all time lmao) goal (and then 27th) for a career high (see webm).

Why yes, we got approved by the AHL to move the team we bought to the Las Vegas valley.

Why yes, we're on an impressive and dominant eight game winning streak.

Why yes, we're first place in the division.

How much better can life get?

Thank you ALL for your concessions!

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

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Wait, I fucked up Philly

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holy fuck that goal from miller

The horn is the cringiest thing ever created

my nuckies :)

>it was 2-0

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Cheering at a sporting event is fucking cringe. What do you think you’re contributing you inbred retard?

Why? Their lives are already hell. You should HEEM some of the new invasive indians(dots) instead, finding wasted ones is just as easy if you have any local bars.

eating this

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morale boost for >your team

I hate feathers more than dots.

All those indians want to do is work and contribute to canada. All smelly natives do is drink and piss away their lives, and blockade roads. FUCK natives

Doing anything I don't is cringe desu

for me, its banging on the glass

gay desu

t. feels awkward cheering cause he's there alone

For me it's banging on the glass of the penalty box

way to go paul

*licking the glass

For me it's releasing a tarantula randomly in the crowd

soi cream, pass

Fatty

Based prankster

Which are the gritty teams working their way into the ploffs this year /hoc/?

t. fat single woman

yum

what are you doing to celebrate gender equality month?

beat up 50 men and 50 women

not watch dykepuck lmao

Ate too much today

fucking some bitches

letting your mom peg me

eating what I want and smoking the herb

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thinking and stuff

'heads

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go debbies

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GR8

can’t wait to get that shave ice to be desu

is philly making the ploffs?

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CAM OON TEDS
PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET

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Only shit teams playing right now prove me wrong

yes

probably

everybody panik

the wild are playing

Sensitive teeth after eating too much ass

GR8 again lol

I said prove me wrong not right

what are you saying?

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Haha where are all the mild shit talkers?

Yes

Stalock is LOCKed in tonight

Holy shit the mild are petty
>get BTFO by Ovi
>dive for a penalty

I don’t post while watching

Wild are only up by -2, they'll win this one for sure

WILD SCAAAAAARRRRRRR
KEVIN FIALA

>mild
>playoffs
Oh no no no no no

bratt is elite

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HoltBY as in the puck gets BY him

fighting on skates looks like how it feels to fight in dreams

>glass bangers
Can we euthanize these “people”?

It's March 2020. Why haven't they named the Seattle team yet?

Seattle Hockey Club

>IT HAS TO BE WHEN ITS EXACTLY MARCH 1st!
patience

For me it’s eating my meals off the glass

because it’s going to be a lockout year anyway

They said January, then the ASG, now it's March
Where's the name?

>mild gave up 3 goals in 5 minutes
Lmao

Need to kill the "SHOOT" people first

Seattle Based Glass Bangers

>he doesn't know gare-bear already extended the CBA

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>he doesn’t bang on his tv yelling SHOOOOOT

Why don't I have a qt hockey loving gf yet?

>all year
>OH MY GOD THE EAST IS SO STRONG
>THE METRO IS SO STRONG
>SOMEONE IN THE EAST WILL HAVE 100 POINTS AND STILL MISS THE PLAYOFFS
>OH MY GOD THE EEEEEEEAST

>late February / early March
>come onnnnn... somebody take these last playoff spots...
>somebody wants them, right?

It's exactly like last year.

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For me it’s shooting my tv yelling GLASS BANGER

add the penguins to this :^)

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as soon as they make it down to wildcard territory
unless the caps beat them to it, because fuck knows, they might

The jackets are gonna give me a fucking conniption
FUCKING SCORE PLEASE

"No."

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My wife's birthday is in March. I decided months ago to get her a jersey for the new team. Now wtf am I supposed to do?

>Dubois took a puck to the chin
FUCKING STOP THE JACKETS DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE ALL THESE INJURIES

Shut up Ted

blood for the tampa sweep

fuck the garypointers, they should be down there with the sens and wongs

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Don't worry her boyfriend will get her something nice

nice Hartman and Dillon bout

ebin post

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seattle chugs

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Seattle Se(a)men

seattle warblers

Thanks

who wins it? Gotta be draisaitl at this rate

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Fighting ruins the spirit of the game

seattle murrelets

seattle stinking indians

Seattle Sperm Whales

seattle auklets

I don't see how anyone can catch him. McDavid could if they weren't on the same team but once Yamamoto comes back Draisaitl will take off again.

>you will never buy weed from one of the captains cousin or from that one season wonder
>you will never casually fistbump Foppa on midsommar
>you will never have a fucking legend drunk call you to sing you back to sleep and wonder did that really happen
>you will never be known as that dude who fucked some bitch in the same toilet as Ryder
>you will never be Swedish, and if you are a burger, never white.

Fyfan va gött o va Svenne ändå.

Seattle Ovechkins

I like how the Coyotes are the bar to determine if your team is good or bad.

If the team has a better record than the Coyotes, the team is good. If it's worse, then the team is bad.

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i'm the only one who actually makes good team names

Seattle Trashcans

>tfw winning tonight

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Based

you know I can care less about the debbies not hal

Seattle Dick Lickers

there are only 3 people here. You, myself, and one other user who makes all the rest of the posts

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Seattle your team names suck

>a fish

I'm new to /hoc/ who do I root for

Kys

anyone

Flyers

every day until you learn

the dude that makes you laugh the most

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Germany

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Shit games on, time for Grateful Dead and pot

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Where my Leaf fans at

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Seattle Bettmans

that stupid thing told me to root for the Jets

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Seattle bluejackets

GI Joe font

oh man...
this is like seeing someone get a cancer diagnosis in real time...

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sams nation

>flyers
could be worse, I guess

oof

how'd I do?

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So the bluejackets have had a sellout in 5 straight home games, 13 on the season, they also have the third highest local tv ratings
But they can’t score a goal, so why would anyone leave

I hope next years "Commercial Break in Progress" video on NHL.com features guys banging hard on the glass

you must accept your true fate

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That is actually not me, my name is pov3r7y

OH NO NO NO

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This is no aesthetic greater than Lundqvist laying on the ice in utter defeat.

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>canes
SHANT. Piss off wheel

>wave of dread out of nowhere
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If Nico Hischier was black he would be Negro Hischier.

Pierre McGuire is the biggest dildo in broadcasting

GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

but he's a lovable dildo

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I'm new to /hoc/ am I allowed to say nigger?

myjewishlearning.com/article/kohanim-jewish-priests/

The single worst coach in NHL history.

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it is a Sunday

Welcome aboard, Don. Sorry they took your show from you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGERY

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you're encouraged to

My Jackie’s ARE FUCKED

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WHY CAN'T THE CAN'TPUCKS LOSE?!!?!?!?

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U tripping bro

Same brought my bong down to Akron

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Nigger

if you let Lucic score in a big game they need, it's probably over for the kitties

fuck off, faggot

They lost just last night

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Nuggets can suck my smoothies

I mean lose more. As in 10 straight.

>3 PPs for cantpucks
>0 PPs for teds

hmm

I KNEW WITHOUT ASKIN SHE WAS INTO THE BLUES

nuggets a apehoop team
>I would watch a beer league team called the Smoothies

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1 PP goal for the canucks

/nba/ is that way, user

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hmm

JACKIES SCOOOOORE

/hoc/ having a smoke out

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IT WAS 3-1

Should I drop Ekman-Larsson for Ryan Pulock?

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GETTTTINF SOOOOOOOOO HIGHH

dont. pulock isnt gonna score

SMOKE OUT!!!!!!

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My nuckies are gonna blow it

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VANPOOPER COLLAPSING UNDER THE WEIGHT OF DONGMING

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fuck off colonass faggots

>being from canpooper

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Where did all the muffin shops go?

You’re tripping sack or shooting heroin

do you remember mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuffins?

>it was 3-1

oh fuck off

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY NUCKIES BROS

aw fuck ya mmmmmuffins!

hmm

wow fuck you canucks for giving them more fucking gary points

>vanpooper

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mmmmmeme game

Gotcha. Both play on a pp unit, somehow Pulock is higher ranked for whatever reason. Maybe due to hits, blocks, and shot totals.

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shut up faggot, what can they do if the refs are being fags again

get fucked ted

JUST

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>pooing

fuck here we go again

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>NOOO ONLY WE ARE ALLOWED TO GET PPs

This team is so shit on the road

nice refpuck

vanpooping themselves

>cucks talking shit

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Don't give Avs fans a bad name faggot

>cuckies

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just fucking end it now

based

>it was 3-1

>it was 3-1 with 6 minutes left in the third

This team is so shit on the road.

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>this team is so shit
FTFY

wow another fucking pooper play goal, the second pooper play goal in the period
wow my teddies are so good when they have more men on the ice whoaaaahhhh

>cucks

This team is so shit**

>20-7-4 at home versus soon to be 14-18-2 on the road

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>nhl is literally celebrating gender equality month right now
>get warned for bringing it up
bravo jannies
thank you for actually participating and knowing about the communities you moderate

They have the 26th power play in the league and are 25th goals on the season

YES THE CANTPUCKS!!!!

>this game

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shut the fuck up sjwhale faggot

LMFAOing at your life

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FUCKING BASED JACKETS

Okay Ted, where is the cock.

you gonna cry, cuckies?

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>AFTER THIS SHIT IS POSTED
SUDDENLY 5-3
WHAT THE FUCK?!

cry more tranny janny

Not tonight

>cantpucks

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This team is joke holy fuck lol

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>4 goals in 8 minutes
just fuck my shit up

based boomers

My Jackie’s are eliiiiiiteeeee

Where did you find this gif of me?

Canucks are trash without Markstrom to bail out their awful defence

>cuckies
I love watching canadian teams crumble

>hongcouver

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He's just very very tired of having
That same old boring conversation
Just like me, just like you
Man is on the nod, yeah, what you gonna do about it?

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>werenski has 20 goals
Holy fucking based

Vancouver JUST

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Experience Canucks hockey

twitter.com/NorthernlionLP/status/1234307569587376128

>EGG

I for one am happy

My nuckies are the least successful franchise in the NHL and it's not even close

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All teams except mine are SHIT

This all happened because of Roussel. Thanks Benning for signing this bum to that retarded contract.

WAKE ME UP WAKE ME INSIDE
(CANT WAKE UP)

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The jackets are the ultimate comeback team

top lel. They were pretty good when the Wolves were their AHL affiliate.

>thats supposed to be a playoff team
fuck gary points

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This was actually all just the plan to help the Jackets knock the Penguins out of the playoffs.

>a dynamic community

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>tfw 9 years since your team's last playoff run

Why do canuck fans cry as if the sky is falling after losing 2 games?

Buffalo, and the Leafs if don't count past the last 50 years.

“Ayo white boi, who you root for?”
*loudly chomps his pizza*

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That was probably the worst period I've watched as a Canucks fan since 2011. It makes me sick.

>hongcouver cantpucks

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>least successful
dont ever say this unless you deal with three of them at the same time in three different sports. its pain

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just be a rangers, giants, yankees fan like a non-retard

>be a rags fan
>be a stankees fan
hell no. I may hate watching the mets and isles for how frustrating they are, but those two are soulless and boring as fuck.

>rags
>gnats
>stankees
Not making a solid argument

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD

>different sports
leave

tell my ass to leave when the shit games are done

Minneosta...who...?

Is marble racing a sport?

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Markstrom has been injured and hes been carrying this team practically the whole season. Losing him just exposes Green’s defensive style and our mediocre defence (except Hughes). This is just the start of whats to come. Canucks are going to first round bounce hard anyway even if they do make the playoffs.

NOOOOOOOOOOO WE LOST AGAIN AND THE WILD HAVENT LOST
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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yes, and I will now eat crow because marble racing is based

>Yellow
my man

Fuck the nucks

Fuck, the nucks

Fuck the nucks

Fuck my butt

seattle skanes

The nucks have a better chance at the cup than the laffs

I didn't know Ryan Kesler posted on Yea Forums.

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>tfw almost knight time

delet this

>ted
streamable.com/4tkgm
holy mother of based

Sorry, I don’t watch SHIT hockey, who are the “knights”?

has anyone read "run" by shannon yet? he considers that to be his opus vitae.

>vanchinker nocups
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAA

I think it's some ECHL team that plays in a desert.

He's done bros... He's done.

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1,000 games and no cups

what happened to him again

KNIGHT KNATION KNARE KNU KNEADY KNO KNIN???????????

kitties, buffalel, and poo jackets are worse

God I fucking hate hockey... is what I would say if I was a cuckies fan LMAO

Thanks for the memories. I have never seen a single player make Canada seethe as hard as Kesler.

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Good news, Blackhawks fans!

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Reminder that if the mild lose tonight they are officially out of the playoff run

this was a kino game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

unironic chuckle

NOT SO FAST HONGCOUVER

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This but unironically.

based

STOP RAFFING AT US

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its going to be funny

You mean Edmonton

>the wild have a chance to knock the cuckies out of the playoffs
AAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I can't fucking wait, I'm gonna get me some lube and have an ultimate wank

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Kathryn > AJ > Jennifer > Kendall > Kate

NOOOOO THE WILD ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN STOP ITTTTTTTT

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>AJ does pbp instead of butch
>my team dies 4-0 instead
fuck AJ shes a nonce and not as based and butchie

WHY HE SO SMUG?

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Canuck rage was huge when he left. The Flames just hate the ducks in general. And edmonton still rages about that series.

Flames fans hate the Oilers more than anybody.

why did he leave vancouver

god dammit st paul your fucking team sucks

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Who?

>HONGCOUVER

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yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah (yeeaaah)

>never watched a game of hockey in my life
Do hockey fans ever get annoyed by the fights? Is there ever a point where you're just like "Can you just get on with the game?"

The St. Paul Wild would be a neat name

There's been like 9 fights this year

The Minnesota.... uhhhhhhhhh... hmmmmmmmmm...... uhhhmmmmmmmmmmm I forgot what I was saying.

euro cuck detected

no

why would i think that when fighting is part of the game

>he hates fighting

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getting it ready, cuck?

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Yes

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you first.

I thought they happened more often since most of the highlights I see are of fights.

don't do it, its what he wants

Donkey's taste like shit

LATE

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New thread!

Hmmm...
Hmmm...

Go Wild FUCK Washington!