HOUSTON ROUGHCHADS (3-0) @ DALLASS RENEGAYDES (2-1)
>Game starts 4PM EST.
Later:
D.C. Defenders (2-1) @ Tampa Bay Vipers (1-2)
>Game starts 7PM ET.
HOUSTON ROUGHCHADS (3-0) @ DALLASS RENEGAYDES (2-1)
>Game starts 4PM EST.
Later:
D.C. Defenders (2-1) @ Tampa Bay Vipers (1-2)
>Game starts 7PM ET.
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RIHANNA AND J-LO
based mo-chan bread
also based 1-play offense
I hate anime
The Really Gays are big fans of girly pop
Wait did you seriously fuck up the numbers in the OP again
That's intentional grounding. Lucky no penulty.
pj walker gonna get exposed
I’m goingg to cum?
Yes.
Is this league gonna last bros ? I'm enjoying it
Why is their logo an "A"? What does that have to do with Houston?
RHIANNAAAAA
my defenders would bootyblast both these teams
It's a built in autism check. You have it.
My Vipers would bootyblast both of these shit times
coomin’
Holy shit the coomback.
OH SHIT NIGGERS WE GOT US A GAME GO GAYS
TD ? Too close to call ?
>being colorblind
uncalled hold
RAISE HELL
it's an H overlaid on a derrick dummy
>the wizard situational decision
>the virgin 1
>the Chad 3
GADES!
yes. with their diarrhea
uhh roughchads?
The only thing your vipers would booty blast is their Depends.
Dammit, I wanted Artis-Payne to get the TD though Dunbar is cool too.
nice grab
I'm glad the crowd is getting into it. Loud crowds make games feel better.
The delegates, Dallas, I need them
YOUR DALLAS RENEFAGS MVP. TWO GIFTED TOUCHDOWNS
Did anyone hear our Houston sucks chant?
how long do they rehearse each week? this seems like a lot of stuff to memorize
I’ve jerked it 4 times today. I don’t think I can go anymore,guys.
>titty titlish outro music
lol why you lookin bitter cause the gades lookin better
We're back, Renebros.
>4th quarter
>40 replies
The league, much like this thread, is a joke.
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Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Baby Yeed: 'GADES
>all these cobra kai commercials
>not a single peep about a new season
She sees y’all’s posts!
Finna bout to get necked on
>refneck fan complaining about refs
Top kek
nooooom
>Be me in the year 2023
>living in LA
>LA is the city's official name, as Spanish words were made illegal and saying the city's previous name is punishable by castration
>be a professional fucker in the MLS: Major League Sex
>be the starting pussy eater for the LA Niggers
>first game of the season is against the New York Assholes
>walk out of the tunnel into Adolf Hitler stadium, in front of 300,000 spectators
>set up into position against their starting Whore
>the crowd starts chanting "WE HATE NIGGERS, YES WE DO, WE HATE NIGGERS, HOW ABOUT YOU?"
>suddenly a bomb explodes in the stands
>then I see him
>oh my god
>its roger Goodell
>he pulls out his Anti-Jew spray and gases the entire stadium
>then he suspends the players... From the ceiling. By their necks. With ropes
>he flags the referee with a 2 yards underground penalty
>when the military comes for him he presses a button and all of microchips in their heads detonate
>he reinstates the NFL and America is saved
Walker starting to choke
Muscle girls in fundoshi are great.
Walker getting shook
hopefully these graphics improve next season
low energy
i wanna bite her pussy!
Lmao Walker, the coomback is real.
>refnecks complaining about a team being gifted shit by refs
the irony
why wear a mouth piece on your facemask if you never put it in your mouth?
No it's an A
It has a red star at the top of the A, how do you explain that
Oil derricks are shaped like the letter A
he didn't drive so good
WALKER SHOOK CUZ THERE SO SUCH THING AS HALFWAY CROOKS
High as fuck eating girl scout cookies
Hes safe for this game. No ones yet to choke as hard as Cardale did
PAPAYA TIME
absolutely and especially when they're all sweaty
fucking guy almost got his ankle twisted there. lucky roughnecks
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
Noooooooo save us PJ!
My contribution from earlier
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Landry Jones
JONES ABSOLUTELY TANKING DALASS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
STATE OF THESE GAYS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO RENEGAYS WE GOT TOO COCKY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>GAYS
BIG FUCKING OOF RIGHT THERE FOR ME DAWG
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
ROUGHCHADS
>ROUGHCHADS
OH NO NO NO NO
Jones has to be an inside man
LOL are you fucking kidding me
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAA BALL NEVER LIES. GET FUCKED RENEFAGS
hey qt :)
OH NO
What the fuck happened to Landry
GG GADES
ROUGHCHADS
WE NEVER GOT TOO COCKY
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lol get fucked landry.
Still a one possession game tho so I'm scared
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JONES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
KNOCK KNOCK
how dare he
Risty is one of my favorite Queen’s Blade character.
OH YES
XFL GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
Landry manages to beat out Walker for best Houston QB
Roughnecks are the Orlando Appolos of the XFL. Which means they will lose to a bad team on a penalty
lol. mr big chest roughchad
X GONE GIVE IT TA YA
JONES GONNA GIVE TO YA
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE PICK ITS REAL
WITH THE NON STOP FUMBLES DEFENSE GETTING THE STEAL
Still doing free edits. Reply with a pic you want edited. Nothing too detailed please
Butterface af
What was that movie with Steven Seagal and DMX? I remember seeing it in theaters.
Wtf was that lmao
Jesus christ guys kek
*doink*
exit wounds or the glimmer man
Need details. You want Roughnecks fucking Renegades?
Exit wounds.
>ball hits receiver in the head
Obviously good man.
Could've used a double forward pass there
Renegade edit plz
change his hat to a Gades hat
Christ roughnecks nearly scored a safety
based "picking the ball up after it gets downed" roughchad
wish he turned his head and it got caught in the helmet
would she be a roughchad?
you have shit taste, Airi is waifu
Think you could make the frog a Viper supporter and pink wojak who ever you feel are the second worst performing team?
what the fuck was that
Battlehawks fan, 100%
Would be funnier if the pink wojack was Trestman
Can you add rhe roughnecks logo?
Maybe the hat on the girl
>PP Shocker
DOWN HE GOES
...shithawks randy
I actually was about to attempt a "Tressman betraying Viper" edit myself
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>calls other shit taste
>doesn't pick Ymir or Tomoe
*sucks teeth*
Why are there so many sacks
Blue and some 'Gades logos
Battlehawk pls
Wtf kind of return was that
dragon one please
why is walker so shit today?
can I get a guardians edit of this?
based "randomly slapping roughnecks.png onto an image from danbooru/pixiv" poster
HAHAHAHA PJ WALKER EXPOSED AS A FRAUD
But yes, Tressman choking out apu Viper supporter is also a very good ideal
Gungirls are Battlehawks lifelongs
100%
Except for the best gungirl, that is
Fuck you Jones
You forgot the panda.
you should probably edit this for seattle. it very much fits their season's ethos so far
fucking FATTY
Yes that includes SOP
Who’s shoebill? Is this the owl girls from interspecies reviewers?
kemono friends. She died because of kadokawa
HOUSTON A CUTE!
dallas a poop.
>yfw Roughchads win the xowl
Shoebill is the official Battlehawk anime macot from Kemono Friends
NOOOOOOO NOT THE REFFORINO. YOU CANT JUST HECKING FAVOR ANOTHER TEAMARINO!
TYBSG
What part of Houston are you from, bros?
No, but owl girl a best.
The best mascot
make apu a renegade and pepe a roughneck lol
>thats a fucking catch
lel
that's a catch
so the ground can catch the ball now? can't wait to see what bullshit teams do with that
BASED BRAPPER REF
She's a animal girl from Kemono Friends. Battlehawks fags use her as a mascot, although I like better angels with swords.
RIGGED GAME
Speed traps
he had it in his hands before it hit the ground retards
How much time is left in the game boys?
>that
>a catch
I can't anymore. This league is a fucking joke
for me, it's Married Pretentious White People
I literally live right by the Watson explosion
>ever going outside
honestly if you want to get shot in america you're more than welcome
>no thousand cock stare
Conroe
FUCKING GO FOR IT YOU KEKS
Spring
these short little dump passes that Dallas runs half the time are pitiful
Good to know. Both pics looks like each other.
LANDRY'S CAREER OVER
>3rd and 1
>run a passing play
que?
Used to be Suburbs, now Barrio (Sharpstown).
Where were you when Landry Drones is kill?
>Jones finally stepping on a little
>muh kneeeeeeeeee
jones is done
FUCK. LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
F
RIP Landry's knee
Can’t believe Landry is fucking dead
F
but at what cost
F for Landry
welp there goes the season fellow gades
OHNONONONONO
THERE GOES THE RENEGAY'S SEASON
oh fuck he's dead
lol renegays
>not what it used to be
you're fucking right
KWAB
>delayed stream
>wonder why some user said his career is over
>mfw that injury
>mfw i have no face
>Ben Shapirotown
do americans really?
DED
He's fucked.
LANDRY DED
RIP my nigga Jones
NOW THATS TWO QB DEAD IN FOOTBALL HISTORY ON A QB SNEAK
Welp, time to just let Artis-Payne and Dunbar try to carry Nelson.
what career
A little too rough, necks.
F
/RAISEHELL/
>Cryin thru real tears tight now
Mahomes'd his knee
>2020
>living instead the grand parkway
xtreme
*Hwat cost
What was the leg inury
did he get theisman'd?
my interest in watching the XFL just went with Jone's knee
On the couch in the Great Plains.
CAM ON ADMIRAL NELSON
Despite fucking tons of guys and having that thousand cock stare, she is still fucking hot.
>not shopping the tattoos to be battlecock logo
oof
WHAT HAPPENED? IM TAKING A DUMP!
trains
>First views of Houston ghettos
Lmao
NO LANDRY NOOOOO
Landry's leg broke off
You know how your left leg bends towards you? Well his got forced to bend left, away from you.
GHOST OF THE FLEET HELP THESE GADES
go get em nelson
where were you when Landry was kill?
>backup cant even throw a spiral'd pigskin
ygsiu
ROUGHCHOKES
>softbetas falling apart
>East Carolina
Lmao
Are we heading to our first overtime shootout?
>she is still fucking hot
There is no question about that.
lol this qb is intense
Isn't this the QB that gave some guy brain damage in a bar fight?
PENS OUT BROS
PENS OUT
>Straight up WWE up this bitch now
>he doesnt know who phillip nelson is
gtfo casual scum
STOP TRYING TO KILL OUR QBS YOU ASSHOLES
wtf was that slide?
>What was the result of the play?
Jesus christ
SOON
>sliding
Get this lil bitch nigga out
i miss PINGAS HUT
This nigga sliding like it’s Titanfall
not with the way the extra points work
You ever steal anything off of the trains? Growing up in Philly, people used to steal anything out of freight cars.
>NELSON NOT RISKING HIS KNEE FOR THE TD
WTF BROS
who?
The virgin slide vs the chad tactical roll
let's go roughchad
However, before Nelson started with Rutgers, he committed fifth degree misdemeanor assualt by participating in a fight outside of a bar in Mankato, Minnesota on Sunday, May 11, 2014, in which he left a man with permanent brain damage by kicking the man in the head while he was on the ground unconscious. As a result of his actions he was dismissed from the Rutgers football program following his entering of a guilt plea in which he admitted his actions.[1]
>instagram underwear model
>heemed some dude in a bar fight
>ELITE AAF QB
>fucks boatsluts
>ELITE XFL Backup
A true renaissance man
I’m nervous bros.
AH HOW HOW HOW HOW
Based
YOU ARE CORRECT
ATTENTION: IN HONOR OF ADMIRAL NELSON THIS THREAD IS BEING CLAIMED BY THE SAN DIEGO FLEET
>jakob
Fucking worried for the familia, bros
the communication with a loud stadium would be hilarious
Wtf is John Travolta
Dallas putting in that work, good job dude.
Sometimes, you just want the professional touch that comes with experience
Why are kiseru smoking girls always the sluttiest?
Boats and Birbs are forever allies.
MIC UP HIS TEARS XFL WTF DO OT
Nelson is based. Fleet is based
More like "Let's Bounce!"
YEET THE FLEET
HAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHHSHSHSBZBBSBSHSHSHSOOSJSSNSBSJISJSNDNJDIDNDNSJDJDIODIEIEIOQJX DN
CHOKED
lmao this dude went to ECU?
WELL WELL WE- oh shit never mind
>lelson
landry is done isn't he
WTF ROUGHCHAD WE OUTCHEA!!!!
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PICK
I
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>gays gays gays
MUTTHOMES'D
is landry crying because the backup is showing him up bigtime?
>gays
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF DAL ASS. RAISE L
holy shit please tell me someone did a webm of the renegades cheerleader with huge tiddies?
>boing boing boing
them bobs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LMAO YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
STILL UNDEFEATED
MY ROUGHNECKS ALWAYS HAD IT IN THE BAG
I LOVE IT
oral fixation
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Meme game bro
OTbros we got too cocky
THAT'S INCOMPLETE, NOT A FUCKING FUMBLE
WHAT IS WITH THESE GAY ASS RULES
This wouldn't have happened if Nelson wasn't a pussy and ran it into the end zone
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank god for that pick, I just won 700 dollary doos
>diving head fucking first
jesus christ walker
>make a joke about Jones crying on the sideline earlier
>later he's actually crying because of injury
You're blind lmao
It was ruled an interception, never hit the ground
no but i'll watch more renegay games for footage of here big ass tiddy
guys, I bet the over, how fucked am i now?
that shot of Drones made me a little sad desu
>Dallasetty
GO FUCKING INTERVIEW THAT RETARD NOW
Holy shit. Just catch the ball
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
LO FUCKING L
do you feel like a hero?
JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU BLOW THE CATCH THERE
SPRUCE WOULD NEVER LET NELSON DOWN LIKE THAT
Oh my GOSH
The pass was completed but the receiver forgot to wipe the butter from his hands and it never touched the ground
how do they interview QB's mere seconds after getting benched but dont interview Jones getting broken?
>he's legit sobbing right now
Ah fuck... I take back what I said, that's just brutal.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>tfw you kill your knee for the QB sneak just for the ball to get picked
>His smile, is gone for good
im fine
ROUGHCHADS
because he's unironically sobbing his eyes out on the bench
>use XFL as a stepping stone for the NFL
>get an injury so bad you know at your age it's going to be next to impossible to get a camp invite
sucks
Because he's literally fuckin sobbing on the bench
What the hell were all those sirens? I got really alarmed.
ABC wouldve interviewed him
HOU UP
WE DEM GADES
Welo. Renegades' season is over.
>snu snu chamber
How do I get in there?
He deserved better. Rest easy Landry
>Houston once again stumbles their way into winning
let's go roughchaddies
>that tackle
Jesus fucking Christmas
DEFENDERS/DIAPERS GAME THREAD
seething
RIP Landry
>5 turnovers
>"stumbles"
ahaha :p
nice spot.
at least he made a shit ton of money on a $600,000 NFL salary for 6 years
>pop pop why do you limp?
>well...there used to be this thing called the XFL
jesus
You may only reply to this post if your team is undefeated.
Not so fast rest of the league.
cumming, not quaking, but yes
Cry more, bongo
why even have seats behind a damn pole blocking your view?
He just had a daughter too. His football career is probably over for good after this injury.
:(
These sideline women are so thick. Jesus.
Let's go neccs
Feels good to be a roughchad.
I WILL CONTINUE SHOPS IN THE NEXT THREAD
why is there an A on her helmet?
C O P E
YOU ARE A DIPSHIT LIMEY
YA COPIN
YA, YA, YA COPIN
>You will never get crushed by this
Feels bad man
does the xfl even have health insurgence to pay for landry knee?
I think they do? Not like the NFL but it's basic
Saw troy aikman walking fast trying to avoid being seen. It was a nice ending. Great game, but when a screen pass that close to the goal line.
Landry Jones getting hurt might save them. Now he can't throw ints.
>tfw we would be 2-2 had the refs don't bail the refnecks
>tfw we would be 4-0 if Trest"man" wasn't the play caller in weeks 1 and 2
The road to 9-3 begins now
Yeah they do, Vince is a ruthless but benevolent man