Ywn have a Yea Forums girlfriend who calls you 'le cum inside man'

>couple of times a year
>not every time
I bet she let's Jamal cum inside her whenever he wants.

I bet you're overweight, ugly, nonwhite and made else than $30k last year.

I bet you're ugly, overweight, white, and make more than $30k a year

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2 british, 1 german into footy and 1 american into furpuck dunno if they still post probably not

all trannies

>ywn have a girlfriend

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I had one until she fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Started talking to this beautiful polish girl on tinder. She wants to meet up, any Poles with advice? I know I'll probably have no issues because I'm black but is there a Polish saying or action I can do to impress her more

nah mate this was before when fun was allowed on Yea Forums and the tranny menace didnt exist

>Chile
Hispanic "men" confirmed cucks

But if you found one on Yea Forums would you even want her? No one here would ever date Yelissa.

depends on the flag

>implying I'm the only german girl here

;)

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>tfw have a gf who calls my dick kino
Feels good man

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post dick pls

>texting yourself

...

say kurwa a lot
pronounced kor-va

:-*

What did you say before that?

forgot pic

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...

post the schlong, valentina

Charge your phone, Heinrich.

Disgusting

cringe and mentally ill

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I've seen this exact post word for word on other boards. In short: Kys tr00n

ML

mutts law

>tfw no gf
>tfw no prospects
>tfw only had sex once in the past year

uhhh

I'm pretty sure kurva means whore in all Slavic languages

>tfw unrequited love
>tfw miserable while the woman I love is also in an unrequited love situation

>age
>how many times you've had sex
>last time you had sex

26
2
December 2017

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Kurwa can literally mean anything desu

my gf knows I browse Yea Forums, she also isn't put off by Yea Forums like your average millenial white womyn though because shes honestly pretty conservative

O hai /spee/
Remember me?

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tfw no cgll gf

My gf would not be happy knowing I browse Yea Forums. She’s seen it but I just tell her it’s a Reddit knock off and leave it at that.

anyone have any more cat reaction images?

>she will never call you big guy

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>age
36
>how many times you've had sex
hundreds of times with one woman + two rando broads
>last time you had sex
February 2018

why'd you push her?

>my steam name
Did I play CSGO with you in the last week, bro?

>tfw no Manchester gf

>you now remember yelissa

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>27
>???
>5~ hours ago
Really wish I didnt though desu. Post nut clarity is bitch and that chick was busted. Deeply regret it

28
hundreds to current gf + 2 ex gfs + 4 one night stands
march 1 2020
ive been on Yea Forums since 2010. i just hide my power levels well :^)

25
0
never

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>28
>100+
>2 weeks ago

All with one girl.

23
3
Three weeks ago, fucked a tinder slut in my car.

>26
>dunno, when I had a gf regularly.
>March 2019

>'le cum inside man'
Holy kek

28
I lost count, but 2-3/week
3 hours ago

23
idk I don't keep track
December 2019

>24
>0