OFFICIAL /turnleft/ AUTO CLUB 400 THREAD #2

bi

he put his dick in vaginas that had other dicks in it, so by extension, yes

Natalie is a virgin, please delete this

the final redpill is that all the drivers are gay

no but Tom Cruise is

Not any gayer than you

Gimmie a Jimmie thats nice and slimmie who races his bike and loves a good swimmy after playing shimmy with timmy in kissimmee

by definition, if your dick is in a vagina, thats not gay, regardless if its currently occupied by another dick

>I am NASCAR

You now remember this disaster

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GIMMIE back again

he is gonna make up for lost time isnt he? If he wins it will hit that 5 in a row championship switch

based

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>N-n-next t-time I swear I will get him!

Fatal wreck roll

nothing you do sexual with another woman is ever gay. Using a plastic penis on your asshole, ball torture, masochism, FMM threesomes, etc. can't be gay because you're in the presence of a woman.

no not wrecky

checks out

he'll be the cause of it

That includes transwomen

agreed

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>glazed donuts and fried chicken
jfc kfc

>Harvick 7th
Oh no you thought you were safe

roll for the fatality

>>/lgbt/

If I was a gambling man I'd put down some solid money on your 2020 Nascar Cup Champion: Alex Bowman

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this guy gets it

Showman the Bowman

Turn off your proxy yuropoor

actually looks and tastes great

chicken and donuts is awesome

dubs and Bowman wins

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so is HMS back?

The one true driver!

matched with natalie on bumble when she was at daytona

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Based Truex

They're stronger this season so far, absolutely.

dubs and gimmie wins

winner roll

BASED CACTUS KING

I do appreciate talking to the crews and stuff like that. Need to get back to more of that stuff.

quads and mikey isn't gay

too late for that

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post proof

what was that shit he was doing with his fingers?

idk

Which driver is secretly a bernie bro?

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The cucks in this twitch chat are amazin.

No. You didn’t. But that’s ok.

agree. the only way to be gay is to have sex with a man in some form

Double D Express

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Spencer Gallagher looks like one

He specifically picked bumble because it unmatches you if she doesn't message you for 24 hours

surprise

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DiRedditdetto

is Truex the softest driver in the field?

>owl explaining that the white woman paid to much for her glasses
That owl took a job away from a black person.

Whoever is the biggest tryhard dooshbag in the grid

He has the personality of an F1 driver.

>I'm faster so I get to be in front of you reeeeee

Bowman

Serious question lads, whats the appeal of turn left? Is it the crashes? Are there new cars every season?

too bad she is a mosquito bite trailer trash

Blaney

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More races, more drivers, better personalities, more competition, you can tell which car is which from afar, etc.

Exciting racing, good personalities, family friendly sport, NNIN. If you watch for the crashes you are missing the point

Larson lucky dog? Is it his day bros?

An actually competitive, if not memey, racing series.

Go back to HamRosVet, Charles.

whats the appeal of a chip butty?

yes

pretty sure she's had a bf for a while

also no-look checkem

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No eurofaggots

I agree with this. Turnleft is the most competitive racing series around, hands down

serious question lassie, what's the appeal of the UK? Is it the mooslim grooming gangs? Is it the heinz baked beans and plain toast? Are there new immigrants every season?

>mosquito bite trailer trash
i dont even know what this means

she is trailer trash with very small tits

Going to a race is the best shit ever. I think the appeal is in the racing itself; more durable cars means more fighting that leads to meaningful position change (where contact in other series would kill their race.) The ovals themselves have numerous advantages. The constant high speeds provide a challenge to the drivers, the multiple lanes give a ton of passing opportunities, and the simplicity of the oval let's both fans and drivers focus on racing each other and not the track.

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>whinex jr

Im ok with that
tiny tits have their advantages

Truex wins but has an illegal car.

Jimmie comes in second and gets the win after Truex is DQd

Good ending?

Is Paul Menard commentating on this race? Or did they only book him for the 500?

Come to think of it, if he had a twitch, most of the users here would gladly watch ads just to hear him talk about nascar.

ARE YOU LISTENING FOX???

>gimmie

ill even take sõyman over cheating truex. someone wreck the cunt

no. fans want to watch the winner win the race
to win by the winner being Dqd is a shitty win

Those are like C cups my guy and she's definitely not trailer trash

>all of a sudden JGR in top 5
I hate this rigged sport so god damn much

>faggots 1st and 3rd

Bowman is based, get the fuck out of here

who else doesnt praise jesus like johnson i need somebody else to cheer for when hes gone

This is damn good racing

nobody gets a win through DQ

Bowman just pressed the turbo button

pasta is as pasta does

Friendly reminder that the USAA is not actually associated with the US military whatsoever and their marketing strategy is to lend ex-military service members

beta bowman better fucking not choke to jgr

Natalie please go

based

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They are by far the best bank if you have the opportunity to use them

Can I fuck that Filipino MILF if I give them my money?

Bowman can't race hard to save his fucking life.

2owman incoming.

typical ((((((((((((((((((((bank)))))))))))))))))))) then?

she is most certainly trailer trash. just look at that face. only generations of inbreeding can produce someone that looks that way

If Natalie really is her, please post feet. We won't tell.

I've heard only good about them

Man I sure love commercials.

Didn't Folds of Honor get busted for some kind of scam or stolen valor thing? That's why Nascar won't have them as a sponsor anymore?

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proving my point

t. USAAIDF

she's perfect

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>Rusty Blue-Emu commercial

based

Those are B.

is this most of California?

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Ah, the old pedocone pic

Somebody post those hottie dutch tractor pulling sisters

you just proved you're gay.

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>Hamlin in the wall
Pottery

>Hamlel

wtf the 8 car is literally Dale Jr's paintjob

to the base

im gay if i dislike inbred hick women?

Lmao

All I see is
>instathot posing on beach and/or swimming in patron’s pool with expensive designer swimsuit
>this chick standing in a hotel jacuzzi with shitty one piece swimsuit

I know it’s wrong to judge, but this picture is really trailer trash tier

stop spamming this worthless thot

I asked when he first started how much they had to pay Teresa for it but apparently there wasn't an issue.

>im gay if i dislike inbred hick women?

yes

based

retarded

seriously

Kryle going to win

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>stop spamming

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can I get a quick rundown on how to get into this sport?

>AverageKryleFan.png

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Braxton is gonna be as gay as gay can be

only watch in person on one of the few tracks that dont bore you to fucking tears

Root against all Penske drivers

What's with all these zoomer kids being so into fashion? I'm just old enough to be past the zoomer cutoff and my parents never styled my hair or did outfits like that when I was 8

Only watch the restrictor plate races and the last few races of the chase. Then next year start watching full time and suffer through the boring stuff with us.

youtu.be/zk6rSPnLOLE

>retarded

gay

pick a driver, buy a 12 pack, drink, shitpost, repeat. pick a driver to hate on, laugh and post at his misfortunes. drink some more, repeat.

>turn on TV
>watch
>pick a few niggers you want to see win
>bitch

It's their bored moms who live off hubby's money buying designer clothes for their kids.

hahahaha

so salty that someone insulted your trailer trash waifu

go back to /f1/ pls

The longer you stare the funnier this picture gets

LMAO

>Sponsored by a city
Is this a welfare car?

>What's with all these zoomer kids being so into fashion?
when this is your mom

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seems easy enough. what're some good speedways?

a bullshit caution is what will cost bowman the win

>go back to /f1/ pls
no

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See what lap Larson puts himself into the wall

>Martinsville
>Chicagoland
>Daytona and Dega (if you like blood and gore)
>Charlotte Roval, Watkins Glen, Sonoma

The Roval™

>Trash on the nose

This

Also
>remind everyone about how good NASCAR used to be

Fake tits, skeletor body, ruined womb. No thanks.

Martinsville

Sonoma is the best, Daytona and Talladega are complete wild cards, Bristol is fun in person, go see a race in person, mile and a halfs are all the same

I would cum so deep inside of Sam and give Braxton a new brother

Time travel back in time to when you were five years old and get your Dad to take you to your local dirt track.

Auto Club (this track)
Loudon
Homestead
Sears Point

kek

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what's wrong with his teeth

So which one of you is this?

its the natalie poster

I’m just going to go ahead and say it.....fuck Jimmie Johnson

she seems like a total and I mean total bitch
I bet Kyle only gets to fuck her once a month

>nonstop fucking commercials in an overall shit race
really makes you think how NASCAR is bleeding viewers

>dvr’d race
>just started watching
>rainclouds around the track, on windshields, on cameras
>no rain yellow

Vortex theory confirmed

I swear somebody dumps out bags and bags of paper during this race every year. Like some kind of trash troll trying to create some on-track drama.

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I think Kyle bottoms for her.

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wouldnt bang

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look at her hideous hands
anorexia is real

Why would You want to fuck gimmy? Are You gay? Thats gross

>>/lgbt/

Not until she's 18 of course

>troox

I remember the first time they ran at California on Labor Day, they had to throw a caution to clean debris because the frontstraightaway was flooded with trash.

RIP #19

Name a worse pitcrew than Truex

RUT ROH

what brand >impact gun is that, lads

>troox

Chicago, Bristol, Darlington, Talladega, Daytona, Charlotte Roval, Homestead-Miami, Watkins Glen

Usually those have good races, but they do have their bad ones. Other tracks are usually bad, but you can get some good races at tracks like Kansas if the weather is right and the track is open enough for passing

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>they ran at California on Labor Day
I'm still seething

>troox pit crew

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The old Jeff Gordon crew

well, shoot. closest one I'm to is Richmond

harvick has a notoriously bad pit crew

Central pnumatic harbor freight

What in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is wrong with Truex pitcrews

They're all the same and supplied by NASCAR
Teams get brand new ones every week now after they complained
I'm not sure who makes them I think Ingersol-Rand

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the 42

If you're close to Richmond, you can't be that far from Martinsville. It's at the NC Virginia border

larson easily

>I'm famous because of a rain delay
kinos for this feel?

Cursed pitcrew. They got a Jonah on there.

Bout a 5 hour drive, not bad

just go, races are fun to attend in person. My closest track usually produces shit tier races but I always have a good time

with the state of the sport now it's probably harbor freight

>nascarsammy.com

I think I have autism

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kes entering the pits

I don’t know man Truex was easily gonna win the chip last year until his pitcrews put the tires on the wrong side

Scratch that, Dover is closest

dude do you know how many pit penalties larson got last year lel

>tape that high
did they mess up?

>forgetting NASCAR threw a caution shortly after and put him back on the lead lap

This loser would be a perfect sponsor for Carl Long.

Dover is decent.

black people love chevy. Black people love nascar. #BlackPeopleAreNascar

Larson has some bad luck man

His problem is he rim rides every track and hits the wall which fucks his car for the rest of the race

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Bowman's been falling off late into the runs, so I think Blaney's got this if it goes green.

Did Newman actually get injured or did he retire after Daytona?

>3rd is 7 seconds out
yum

Kennedy Karina Kahne, a beautiful girl with ocean blue eyes like her brother and long brown hair that flows down her back.

The last name might sound familiar. She is Kasey Kahne's youngest sister who is 19. She also loves racing along with Kasey. They are the closest out of the Kahne family because they both have the same interests and kind of look like one another, including their names that include the 3 K's.

Kennedy has many friends in the racing career including Chase Elliott who she is the most closest to and also Ryan Blaney and Bubba Wallace. Chase has been there for her whenever she needs him. Like during a race if she needs pushed to get in front of someone, he's there to push her.

They start to grow feelings for each other over the day's going by. Will they hold their feelings back for their career? Or let them all out?

It’s changing a tire Gordon

Long's cars have gotten to the point where they can run good so long as he has Timmy Hill driving them.

>Busch bros double teaming Elliott

isn't there a paul menard one?
and not the pasta

>check up

Does that mean lifting your foot off the pedal?

Yes. Essentially

Yes

gonna kill myself if this stays green

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Why dont the cars that are 1 lap behind just give up? Are there historically cases of big come backs?

So who spins with like seven to go?

gimmie bros...

Yes
Also points and money

Get the rope ready

Chastain

This. They should just park their cars the instant they go down a lap

I've actually met Paul Menard before

I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.

The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.

When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.

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Ass-stain again, I imagine

jones

Go away Kasey.

Holy shit I thought it was just a meme

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if digits Johnson wins

JHN

jape caution when

NASCAR Sammy confirmed.

>jaime what would you do if you had a big lead at the end of a race?
>Jeff chuckles at the thought of something so absurd
That was brutal

>another race ends up being praying for a caution
when the fuck is nascar going to realize no one likes this

>troox

>bowman wins

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ironic redditposting is still reddit posting user

>all these close calls

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meme caution to bullshit finish? i can feel it

what happened to bell?

>muh god car

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radiator

Engine explode

Do Alex Bowman fans even exist or are they all just Dale Jr fans sticking with the number 88?

wtf there's a driver named reddit???

Stages make it easier than ever to save your tires and equipment. Except for the backmarkers, that's the only hope we have.

My meme opinion: if the leader is ahead by 1+ second, no green white checker finish

I like him

Which driver is peak vroomer?

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still better than +6 seconds finish

has he finished a race yet?

Yellow with 8 to go, no overtime but they idle around enough to set up a green-white-checkered finish, Keselowskiwinslol because he stays out while everyone else gets new tires and fucks off on the restart

BOWMAN BOWMAN
BOWMAN

Ricky

Nobody likes soiman

I still call it the busch series, I still call it winston cup, I still call it craftsmen trucks. I still call Randy Tolsma the goat.

there's gonna be a caution isn't it, no way we'll have a good green flag finish

None of them, this meme doesn't fit American motorsports at all.

BOWMAN
BOWMAN
BOWMAN
BOWMAN

*tink tink*
*ahem*
FUCK BUSCH

Almirola
the Dillion bros
Bread
Kurt Busch
Clit
Jones
Larson

meme caution incoming because nascar hates bowman

Boooooosch commercials need to end

What? This is almost every ARCA driver.

can someone like bubba just take one for the team and smack the wall

hopefully Søyman's car is illegal

Kurt, Kyle or the brand?

BOWMAN SLOWS FOR NO ONE

Hopefully takes out Blaney and Logano that’s best case scenario

i miss the old fast package

Get fucked

>caution incomming in 3....2....

>Blaney keeps falling behind further
>Busch brothers are approaching from the rear
Oh baby. Pound town time.

AAAH IM SNOOZING

Someone's gonna blow a goodyear with 2 to go

krut is based
his brother sucks wiener and busch beer is good cheap beer for a hangout in the woods

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What's wrong with Blanis?

>10 second lead

Great """"race"""" nascar

the series

For me, it's Alex Bowman and Alex Rossi

LMAO BLANEY

BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN

Great strat from Blaney

>bleins

His tire made a Kobe

I'd be shocked if there was no caution. Nascar can't get away from their restart finishes.

>the city of blaney

RIP Blaney

BLANEY GUNNA GET BLACKED

Bowman knows that if you push hard enough you don't even need tires.

SHOWMAN

Bowman finna blow his tires

this package is a joke

AND HERE GO THE GOODYEARS
FUCK YOU NASCAR

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Hell yeah.

RATE THE RACE

>stream cuts right as bowman comes out of 4

Boring

REEEEEE WHAT HAPPENED LOGANOBROS

Bowman, more like Basedman

4/10

the era of the beta male drivers is here

Color me shocked. Didn't realize this was possible anymore, for there to be such a lot caution cup race.

88/10
BOWMAN BOWMAN
BOWMAN BOWMAN

Bowman the Shoahman

Sebring/10

7.9/10

6/10

2/10 wasted 3 hours of my life

2 points for Blenis meme fail at the last 2 laps

8/10

0 crashes/10

>17 cars finished on the lead lap
But it's not about good equipment guys

>Bowman has a signature celebration now
Unironically based

why does fox want to be NBC so bad?

>blowing the rear tyres
destroying the evidence is back

This

>buddy
>Aaron

Oh shit this nigga gay

>that user hating Bowman
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO

based

Snooze fest race

I guess Bowman quit doing meth and fucking trannies

>tattoo
Degenerate subhuman piece of shit. Hope he goes head on into the wall at Dega and turns into a fucking vegetable.

I was wondering if we would see it with all the Chebby shilling
They probably got a wink and nudge this week with Gimmie

Starting line interviews are still stupid. The helmet needs to come off in victory lane.

BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN

This race would be better with more horsepower and less downforce

Why the fuck do they always have big dicks? It's not fair. They don't even want one and they get a fattie.

Thanks for your opinion, Mohammed

>chevy is good again
we're all gonna make it bros

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get your degenerate lifestyle out of here

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>No stache
Was Dale a twink?

1000hp with little downforce

scuba diving in the bahamas

>uhh yeah where did that dumb nigger bubba finish? definitely behind me. He finished on my rear last night too

Not sure if Bowman based or not lads.

bowman fans are women and gays

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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABA
BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN

Where did the fast man touch you, user?

penis?

natalie is trailer trash

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