MLS cringe

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>mock your own league for having fan gay traditions
>bitch and moan when you can't produce a decent national team because no one cares
I don't understand American divegrass fans

Did you guys remember to tip your capo this weekend?

americans ruin anything, i'm just waiting for the sunday tranny league to start up

whole lotta based itt not gonna lie

It’s actually really fun being in one of those sections when it’s packed and loud.

christ this thread has made me hate america even more, thing is i dont see this stuff in other mutt sports so why are they ruining football?

The state of this league

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why do you mutts have to make everything political, its fucking football, leave it as such

>el tree
Can’t even do Spanish correctly. I hate it here

It’s the worst among us. We have no “fascist” contingent in America. It’s an enemy that doesn’t exist. The faggots and liberals make everything about themselves

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>Let's go, The Arbol!
What did they mean by this?

Because these cringelords are too edgy for mainstream sports, so they gravitated to the one that had no fans or traditions.

its actually given me a degree of anger and sadness, imagine if they tried this shite in england

Worst one

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imagine pretending to be an ultra in a league with no firms or real bitter rivalries, the state of the MLS

buying a plane ticket to murica rn to slap one of those faggots drums

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i like how those cunts think theyre entitled to peoples money for choosing to bang drums autistically

This cannot be real

what the fuck

>Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami

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I see you've never been to Portland

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portland needs to be corona'd

>We have no “fascist” contingent in America
google "current president of USA" and read the wiki

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i love how different american football culture is haahhahaha

>imagine if they tried this shite in england
you fat drunk fucks would mutter under your breath while the Americans then fucked your pale ugly girlfriends

Should I bet on over 3.5 goals in the Los Angeles vs Inter Miami match?

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Lmao Mexican as FUQ

fuck off back to tumblr faggot

do you even know what fascism is? if trump was fascist you wouldn't be able to criticise or mock him openly.. which is pretty much all the media does.

why are you defending this gay shite kek, also a burger calling brits fat...

Is that el prez?

guess i support NYFC now

You may get your wish

Fookin ell
How can you be more plastic and cuntish at the same time

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would

Because soccer is for sissy’s and commies in america

>against modern football
>is modern football

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>want to watch the game
>some dumb nigger faggot raises a banner blocking your entire section

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That's a baseball game, retard.

And this right here is why Bernie Sanders is the democratic front runner

Look at that one security guard trying to protect himself from all the spit and Poz Cum flying around that section.

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The goat

>using the word "sissy"
>thinking youre better than said "sissys"
the state of mutts

IMAGINE GOING TO A MATCH AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SWEAR HAHAHAHA WTF IS AMERICA

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I fucking hate how all the faggot tranny and refugee shit took over the culture here. A decade ago shit was way more chill.

>t. supporter

imagine if they heard the homophobic/racist/morbid chants that go on over here

they wouldnt have even allowed the "WE WANT OUR DICK BACK"
the children cant hear such things!

White people were a mistake

Though you have to admire the capitalistic spirit of the american, here our fans leaders turn to crime.

this is just american whites

cringe & vomit

This will never not make me angry.

90% of those mexicans if given the chance would call those 1 - 3 queers who hung that shit faggots to their faces

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The only people that like soccer in Canada+USA are immigrants and politics obsessed leftists. Immigrants don't give a fuck about MLS so that leaves the leftists unopposed.

just for reading this i will make it a point this year to attend 1 mls game for 5 minutes for the sole purpose to go and chuck & hit one of these faggot capos with something

do you think they count the number of clap ?

this one is particulary cringe
not that i particulary like hooligans or ultras but they are like spongebob trying to look tough

I don't think those cunts even know what a hooligan is.

Are mls fans soi_boys who can’t get laid?

the irony is that they would be victimised by actual ultras in europe and south america

please do and film

Yes but they'll call someone an incel as an insult.

The people making fun of it legitimately just find divefix cringe. Because it is. The fans of the sport usually just bitch that nobody wants to play in the MLS because it's trash and bitch and moan for pro/rel.

Weak insults. People should shame these cucks.

imagine you're just trying to watch a game and some faggots raise a massive banner right in the way because "muh racism bad" and "muh gay people not bad" when both of those are already the majority opinion in your country and publicly stating the opposite pretty much guarantees you lose your job. What a stunning and brave protest.

Why are they trying to manufacture EU culture in us. Just make it an American version

I agree with that

You're gonna have to go to a USL game for this particular group of cunts.

>Nordecke
ultimate cringe

Stop bullying them, they're having fun.

Watching American football is fun.

my town just got a USL team last year and luckily we don't have these types of people, at least not yet. We have like the "supporters" section or whatever but they don't do the faggy stuff. Team is pretty good though so games are fun.

Their fun is wrong.

the lack of bullying is what allows this shit to happen in the first place

tf does it even mean

yes a sport that stops every 30 seconds is so fun

"north corner", but it's not even a term used in German speaking countries, we would call it "Nordkurve" (north turn/curve)

Same

>clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

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Honestly, what the fuck goes through someone's head that makes them think this is unironically cool? I just don't get how they can sing these songs, knowing they have no history, and not find it absolutely embarrassing. The one that's really standing out to me is the One Of Our Own one. Can they possibly even have homegrown players at this point in their existence?

she munch she dont suck

Simple explanation: They get paid for it

>mfw reading this thread
looks pretty based to me lads! Soccer really does have the best sports culture.

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You're trying to say that the teams are paying all of the fags in attendance to do this shit, or that they're just paying a few people to get the mob mentality started?

They need to allow a right-wing club in MLS just to trigger ever other shitcunt american club. I was just watching the Miami game the LA fans sing the whole time in fucking Spanish, wtf is this shit!

they pay a dude to warm them just like TV do

Borders are not closed.

so police worship, materialism, and twerking?

What fucking club is this

I was really excited for my city to get a MLS team, halfway through the season I stopped going because of this faggotry. I thought I could go and just enjoy the match while ignoring this crowd but I just can't. It turned me off from the entire league. The worst part is that this shit creeps in national team matches.
Now I just watch the premier league and champions league at bars, fuck MLS.

>The one that's really standing out to me is the One Of Our Own one. Can they possibly even have homegrown players at this point in their existence?
It's funny you single that one out. That's for Austin FC. A future expansion team for 2021 that hasn't played a game yet. I don't know if they've done some exhibitions, but since their stadium is currently being built, I doubt it. Not only do they have no homegrown players, they don't have any players. They printed a hymnsheet for a club (estimating since this image has been around for a while) that wouldn't exist for another 2 years.

>dont do anything about it because cuck

>every single Calgary vs Edmonton rivalry calls itself the Battle of Alberta no matter the sport/league
>divegrass teams insist on calling it "Al Classico" despite it being created in 2019 and everyone here speaking English

>seven (7)
cheeky jab at BRs

That's probably before the match or at half time, tbf.

i feel sick, I'm leaving, fuck this sport and the mls

>the one good one on that list is the one that they stole from Swansea which was specifically written just for them
Truly poor form

Which one?

Leipzig did an extremely cringy choreography today. On par with some shit posted here.

The "Oh City Said I" one
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Shocked that an American somehow knew that tbqh

>timber
a bit too much timber for my liking

i take my gf to mls games

>boys(girls)

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20.000 people opening a redbull at the same time?
Epic.

Didn’t he just announce it in that tweet though?

it's not fair man. i like soccer. i enjoy playing it and chilling on a saturday morning watching the epl or whatever. why can't we have a normal league? i'm left leaning but i fucking hate this shit.

MLS is years ahead of european soccer.

What

mfw i go doopin' mental

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just WHO is this mysterious Dale?

Dale!

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Dale Earnhardt

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thought they were City fans at first

no different than calling it a kop tbf

Spion Kop is part of your country's history. If a team near me wanted to use that tradition they should use a reference from our history.

This thread made me realize why Portland isn't allowed to have more teams.

Basically the same for me. Luckily my city got turned down by MLS so I didnt have to suffer trying to like them.
I started watching premier league and euros/world cup but evenually decided to try other leagues. MLS was easiest because its occasionally available to watch here. The football is okay, the tradition is nonexistent, but its decent. The constant gay commie shit is not fine. I enjoy sports specifically because there is no politics for a couple hours.
I could go on about shitty fields/stadiums, relegation, draft, etc. But the omnipresent marxist faggot stuff I cant get past.

I promise we ain’t like this kek we just have fun and occasionally smack up away supporters who start first..... we like to get drunk that’s it

It’s shit football anyways bros

Why do they try so hard to be European?

I can only speak for NYC, and that’s because there are a lot of Europeans here so we got a nice hybrid of European and South American influences

It is like an entire league of Dortmund fans

because they don't actually enjoy other sports. They saw something that A) Had no real fans already B) gave them the chance to cosplay as enlightened Europeans and virtue signal pointless trivilaities (the nordic good ones euros, not the eastern bloc bad ones)

We are this bad and worse you dishonest fuck. All the supporter sections are cringy, gay pride flags are everywhere the only good part is watching the liberal supporters frustration as liberal sites like buzzfeed call them facists and nazis. This team is beyond cringe.

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Seattle

For me, it's N... Y... C... ***Clap***

Americans have to make taking a dump in the toilet into a political statement. Doopin mental.

What if i don't stop when signalled?

it ain't the soccer m8

fuck the MLS

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>every single Ottawa sports team wears red and black
>divegrass team insists on blue/red and also being called 'Atletico' despite everyone speaking English/French

>there isn't a single black person contained within the frames of this image

One of these took me on a bit of a web tangent, it didnt take long to find an Aussie example. I dont even really get it either, fucking oversensitive cunts

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Did they win their first game?

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Imagine paying a subscription fee so that you can be used as free advertising for a pyramid scheme

I'm sure Inter Miami will do something cringe like this.

first game went better than expected

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When I first read this I thought the whole "MORE BEER" chant and getting out money was to signal like a beer cart or something to come and give everyone beer. I'm now realizing I misread it and they're saying they want tips. This is unbelievable.

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why are americans so obsessed with homosexuals? i genuinely don't get it.

>americans
It's just leftists. The rest of us don't give a shit as long as they aren't trying to throw dildos at us or tell us which words we can and can't use.

99.9% dont give a shit. But they are in the media and very vocal everywhere since you're not allowed to gaybash anymore. In the 80s we would play a game called smear the queer. 1 person was the "queer" and the rest would chase them and if caught you got punched once by each chaser. We disnt have vocal gays then. Children played this game. Now if you say the word queer its 30 years in federal prison

>americans
leftists

athletique.com/627781/2018/11/01/nycfc-fans-troubled-by-a-violent-far-right-fringe-attending-matches/

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twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

This is how NYCFC ultras fight

These were given to the players today. I’m sure they laughed their asses off

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>WHO ARE YA
>WHO ARE YA
>WHO ARE YA

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yeah we're the only country that plays soccer has political fanbases..... read a book retard its your country's sport you should know more than me about it but clearly you don't

>nordecke
>veracity

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Everyone in North America is basically paranoid that their employer will go back 8 years in their facebook history and fire them.

As a result, people are bending over backwards to spam social media with trendy political causes to cover their asses.

It is tho

Christ

>MLS cringe
>implying soccer by itself isn't cringe.

would like to start the "anti socialism racist club" to counter them

>wrong amount of periods for the final ellipse
i dont even have ocd but that is triggering it so goddamn bad.

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>this

I've been to a USMNT game and a handful of DC united games. 30% of the people in attendance are either Mexicans or families who want to take their kids to a live sporting event without having to pay out the ass for an NFL or NBA ticket. The rest are shitlib, hipster bugmen that are completely indistinguishable from one another. They claim to be "fans of the sport" but if you try to talk to them about European leagues, you'll just get a blank stare 90% of the time. They have no knowledge about the sport itself, often times claiming "its too complicated" when referring to European domestic leagues and cup tournaments and will actually brag about only watching MLS. Funny how the same group of people who gladly go out of their way to pay a premium for the best coffee, niche micro brews, and whatever the latest culinary craze Instagram is telling them to eat choose to take pride in enjoying something they know is an inferior product.

>bottom right

Nice

OH NO NO NO

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Think it’s because there seem to be a lot more of them in the upper class, which is where you get your journalists, politicians, CEO’s, etc. I don’t know why that is exactly but you’ll find a more lot of these people the higher up you climb in society.

>(they will let your kid pound a beat, but ask nicely first)

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This is so fucking gay

>gave them the chance to cosplay as enlightened Europeans
Except that isn't realistic, they take St. Pauli for some golden standard of European football. What they don't see is literally every other German club bringing their hooligan section to fight them.

because the leftists the soccer in the US attracts like moths to a flame Idolize Western Europe as some progressive utopia

>zero self awareness

Absolute cringe.

stlouligans.com/archives/1289

You'd think he'd learn after the whole Atlanta Thrashers incident.

youtu.be/NRSEyLqOpZw?t=152

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Portland is a actually a great city desu. Visited a Timbers match at providence park last summer and had a really nice time. Glad I was in the away crowd (Atlanta) though.

This is painfully American.

Why do you do this to football

Why would you care, Ricardo Wilson?