Real Madrid v Barcelona #2

Just got some Kebab pizza from Telepizza.

It's bad

Rembember to NOT OPEN peruANO's WEBMs

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U mad normal boy?
>Yes that's his gf

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It's his house now

yawntastic game lads

youtu.be/25fUXcmRfU
Chiringuito cope stream

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peru is a terrorist state and not a morally legitimate one

Semedo really hate passing to Griezmann

although the one time he passed to Griezmann against Napoli Griezmann scored

>Kebab
>Telepizza
No wonder anão

>Kebab pizza
why the fuck is that even a thing, jfc

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Why did alba and carvahal fight?

>mac fag

lol perro caca

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have your clubs win any silverware recently ?

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I get uncomfortable when I see your flag on Yea Forums

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>Angry Vamos halftime speech

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my friends, where should i go? some options:

australia
canada
europe/nordic countries

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>americans wanted to kill this

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>I get hard when I see your flag on Yea Forums
FTFY

Is this the /strongmind/ general?

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The speetard envies the INCAN BVLL

>Kebab pizza
what kind of an atrocity?

kek based puppy

egg, That's the only reason why I'm here.

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Post it peruANOn

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Thoughts on Billie Eilish?

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janny ! ooooooh jannnnyyyy

Built for the BWC.

Because alba is a dirty diving cunt

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This bein announcer sounds like he's going to coom every time there's a scoring chance

Barca > RM so far

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...

t. nahuel lautaro gonzalez

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Post women, this game is a snoozefest so I at least want to fap together with Yea Forums.
No homo

Canada is comfy

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Muy muuy

MUUUUUUY BIEEEEEEN

Kinda cute when she isn't doing her autistic meth face

>someone from Peru in the thread
yeah i'm out of this thread. actually leaving due to the Canadian posters. goodbye.

lol Messi’s legs are totally gone

I think I can't enjoy anything anymore.

I can’t fathom this
Fucking how?

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kill that pussy awoo :3

can i have a quick rundown bros?

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bad music, would get it though

Shit must have missed it. Why is barca covering vini with literally 6 defenders? He is literally no threat.

Big Wet Cunny

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nonce kys

GOAT

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Cute but over-hyped
would fug also

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BIG ASS TITTIES

Bro you don't understand. I once met this gorgeous woman and spent most of the night with her. I flirted with her, courted her, bought her drinks, made her laugh, we connected in all levels.
Then one of her friends came, he was good looking tbf. She then told to get drinks for all of us which, I did.
When I came back they were gone. Later I learnt they went to his place.
Guess what? It doesn't matter, I wasn't even angry bc I had spent all night with her, she was mine during all that time while he only had her for short moment. I'm probably more happy than that dude she went home with. I still smile when I remember that night.

My boi Courtois doing great

never heard any of her music

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Seriously, if you are a grown man and you like Anime - get help, now.

Based French Liru poster

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Dont jinx it!

N-No.

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>

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Reminder that Florentino Pérez said that you are not allowed to support Real Madrid if you like anime.

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arthur and messoy should've scored

holy fuck american footy pundits are so cringe
fuck id rather watch some chinese or iranian stream than this shit

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friendly reminder
idolm@ster > Love Live

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based gooby

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>probably watches South Park and Family Guy

Grindrböghorslynan :3!

kebab meant, onions, pickled green peppers, cheese, sauce hollondaise
uma delicia

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just had a can of beans for lunch

being poor made me a vegan

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come to mexico white men

ghost in the shell was pretty good

Don Garber here. Sell us your players.

We want Messi. We want Bale. We want James.

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Based

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nordic countries are dogshit, dont come here

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Her boobs are a delight and I hope someday she shares those things with the world

It's the flu, I'll be fine. Thanks though (((World Health Organization))).

Should I turn down sex to watch the rest of this match?

South Park is pretty based and far from anime which is always childish as fuck.

Are people on Yea Forums that fucking stupid? This is Klopp being a sensitive kind-hearted leader who has accepted he's won the league, so there was no better time than to oblige the child who sent him a personal letter asking him to lose. Klopp has made that kids life better, he's shown him that anything is possible in football, the lowest team can beat the best. He's gave that child a life lesson that no matter how bad things look there's always a chance in life. Klopp is the epitome of a leader. That young United fan will grow up to be successful just because of this 1 defeat that Klopp let happen. It's unreal how amazing he is...

Reminder Barca needs to get the BVLL Antunes

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in tomato sauce?

What do you think of the new bad bunny album lads

Seriously, if you are a grown man and you like anything - get help, now.

Bruhhhhh

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Well?

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based or cringe lads?

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based texas

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

based

Who /BasedPeruAnon/ here ?

F

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yes

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>watches eastenders and coronation street like the boomer he is

Brehskis...

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so you got cucked .... sucks to be you

TWO

only if your retarded

3

Fat

The UK is near

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beans >>>>>>>>> asado

2

I wanna be her food

barefoot

4 is the patricians choice

3

it is the italian user, isn't it?

Literally all this images make my dick hard

>this flag
>this topic

Fat slag

I knew a chick who did that unironically. She wasn't hot so it was annoying.
Actually the natural size for a woman.
Thicc

1 or 2

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Post shameless harlots with gargantuan knockers

3 pls

Grindrböghorslynan :3! Letar du efter kåta sporthunkar :3!

The more you grow up the more you don't care, and boomers don't give a fuck. Law 20 of the universe

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I already had and survived the swine flu
Was told I was probably gonna die by the doctor about 10 years ago when I was 12
I will survive this coronavirus as well. My genes will live on

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these cricket ads are doing my nut in

1, 2 and 3 - anything else is just wrong

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You filthy nigger. You stole my jpg. Why didn't you ask for my permission?

i've barely been sleeping because i'm so excited for the new animal crossing game.

I read manga. Big difference.

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3>2>4>5>678>1

9 - barefoot

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you dont fool me, i will go

se me hace gorda [ spoiler ] la verga [ /spoiler ]

madrid is such a based city. everything is so white and shiny.

2

>tfw no blood devil gf
iktfb

>telepizza
your own damn fault for ordering there when Domino's is available here

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Ja

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Until you die of old age

Bring on rodrygo

fellas i think im gay

I want big boobs lads.

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I'm an American.

best gatari

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>Fat is natural
>tf

Checks out

Burgerman here...
Got the match on a good stream.
Who are the good players ?
Which team should win ?
Thanks.

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>natural
Its not natural to be fat. What's natural is to be malnourished and die in your 20s.

Yes this is true but you didn’t say whether it’s based attire or cringe attire tbf

8
i like bare legs

Grindrböghorslynan :3!

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RUSSIAN SLAGS ARE THE BEST SLAGS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

yeah the europe league very soon

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its gonna be 2-1

HALA MADRID
LETS GOOOOOO

nevermind

Do soccer stadiums sell food? I never see anyone eating in the stands

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White nylon doesn't do it for me, it has to be black
Muh dick

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Fat ≠ Thicc you uncultured faggots.

That's why he told me I would die
Everyone will one day
The doctor was and is always right

WTF Ronaldo is there

>american pundits

Did you take a drumpf before the 2nd half, Yea Forums?

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DONALDO

STOP YOU FUCKING COOMERS THE GAME IS STARTING

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCOOF

stop posting your gay little cartoons

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Would suck the dirt from under her toenails

central europe is absolute shit, dont come here

How many dribbles tho?

TSU IN THE HOUSE

I know anfield does. Proper restaurants and the lot

What we drinking lads

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Whatever you say fattie

TSUUUUUUUUUU

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BASED TSUMAN

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PLEASE COMEBACK MI COMANDANTE

They do but we don't have enormous portions so you can't see them from the camera angle of a 100 meters away.

Also shut up fat

I prefer big boobs lasses

>I am a subhuman
Yes we know

why would you leave the only part of the world not ridden with corona? do you have a death wish?

ugly vest

cope

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real madrid = evil guys = refball

>this fat slut is a 10/10 in britain

Water, it's like 40°c here

DONALDO SPOTTED

Grindrböghorslynan :3!

Ronaldo came to see his idol Messi

rooting for his little nigga messi

no, Karen is the best girl there

He's a small guy.

>hanging a tv above a doorframe

How many against 10-men Eibar though

Chances created?

el basado

PLEASE COME BACK TO MADRID RONNIE THE CLASICOS ARE BORING AS FUCK WITHOUT YOU

Bells double stout

Ronaldo here to root for Messi since he hates Perez

Have you been watching this very match? Or last clasico? Because farça is being saved by refs in both

I'm watching the very same stream but you posted the webm like 50 seconds before it happened in my stream

wtf

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for tsu

>Contaminating the whole stadium just to watch a football match

He brought his husband

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Because coronavirus is literally just a meme flu that's been hyped up as some kind of world-ending pandemic by the media and no young, healthy person should be worried about it

>the very same stream
The very same channel, you mean. I'm watching it on satellite TV.

I miss this nigga like you wouldn’t believe

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yes

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>Topic is about goals
>HOW MANY CHANCES CREATED
kys cock gobbler

L-lads should I smash a 5/10?

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yes, its just europeans don't eat as much as americans

8

i looked it up and it doesnt even have kebab meat, just chicken, beef and kebab sauce
pic related is a real kebab pizza

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Absolutely based.

Me too ;_;
I love el diablo thickburger

good try jew! you want to exterminate the white race!!

>watch american stream
>ads during the game

why they do ?

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New fag who doesn't know based Norwegian user.

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It's awful

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post pics

yeah sure say that again when youre the one kicking and screaming like a rabies infected dog under a white sheet in a hopspital bed

And son.

ofc.

dont get too cocky, as long as she isnt a land whale shes fine

If she trims her eyebrows sure

ofc m8 .... take pictures and report back

>speaking english in Belgium

She's cute on the pic though

That's a fuckin 2 at best

They must consume or they all die.

Why the fuck are halal Madrid using this low angle bullshit?

>europoors speak in american to each other
lmao

she cute

football > whores, user

Telepizza is beyond awful, Domino's is the only acceptable one.

nig

now this is some massive cope
you an uggo, lad?

Been happening here in our own league since forever.

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post CP please

T.mohammed St Clair.

She's a 4/10 at best
But considering it's you, sure go for it

slut

rate my Honey Select creation

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>argentinian bait and banter

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I know you belgians dont even have a language but c'mon.

>Delicius

Football whores > user

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Looks like a man

Would consume

>not realizing people from all over the world come to the EU to study. and English is the easiest way to communicate since classes are in english

5/10's suck dick like a champ

>watch a river match
>names on the shirt are in fucking chinese
what the fuck

>frenkie de joke

You're probably punching far above ypur weightclass but why look a gift horse in the mouth.

that one looks so much better. The one I ate also had some tiny disgusting tomatoes

Vinicius is shit

this game is a little dull, lads.
I'm thinking of switching to XFL.

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>classes are in english
lmao, it gets worse

you are beyond cucked

any Brit man in

just ate an entire 6-pack box of granola bars

>since classes are in english
Fuck really, might look into studying abroad

>delicious

What does he do?

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i usually typed in english on tinder, so i could shitpost it on here

So, this is the power of lel liga?

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>muh stats
Madrid have been far more dangerous.

nice sport you got there fellas

This ref smiles too much

You know you will be perma banned right? Kek

but not during the game

COME THE FUCK ON, YOU WORTHLESS NIGGER. HOW MANY CHANCES DO YOU WANT TO WASTE TODAY?

t. apu nahamajamapetilan

You're saying the saying wrong dumbass

>vinicius

even being injured he is still better than vinishit

FUCK THESE NIGGERS

Fucking yuropeans kek

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>Vinicius

>vinicius

lmao

FFFFFFFFFFSSSZZZZ THAT'S TIGHT

>since classes are in english
LMAO

not an uggo, but not a 8/10 either

Half the boarding at CL clubs is in Chinese nowadays.

WHERE IS LUCAS

i can't believe vinicius jr starts for real madrid. zaha is better.

destroy the shit out of that vagina

how much grills you fucks in weekend?

gets injured

TER STEGOAT

vinicius is tragic

>fraudicious
>benzemalo

>chimpicius

why both of you type in english?

Imagine not rating Isco

in "where to invade next" it says some americans would rather go to some european country and study for free and in english than pay for uni in their own country, it's cheaper to pay for a room and food than to study at home

>Benzeshit
TER STEGOAT

kebab pizza is the fucking bomb mate
best hangover food out there

HOLY SHIT THAT JUMP

GET VINISHIT OFF IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS N*****!!!

i just wanna chill in comfy pyjamas near a fireplace listening to jazz music while sipping on coke from a glass bottle and play animal crossing

TER STEGOAT

WHAT A SAVE

goddamn nice bang

Ter Stegen>Neuer
Dont even @me

>Marcelel

This is the perfect game for Bale to meme a goal. It's going to happen

How the fuck did he block that

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GOATesteguen

>Cuts while shaving leags and doesn't play next match

lmaaaooooo I can't believe my team was able to sell Vini to real

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umtiti, semedo and vinicius combined iqs?

this weekend none, stomach virus and vidya with friend
0.5 girls on average

send vinicius back to favelas please

ter steGOAT

You know what I mean you pedantic faggot.

have you heard the tragedy of darth vinicius the wise?

Her bio was in English so I assumed she's an exchange student. Also has foreign name

lol just found this little cunt in my house

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180

about 90

Holy shit what a save

lads how can I stream this shit on my smart tv

I @ you that you are absolutely correct

Literally all Vinicius does is run in a straight line

Cute.

Umtiti and semedo 180, add Vinicius it’s 181

>that look in the end
she knows

>vindictus trying to dive like penaldo

Rub a dub dub

>Marcelo

>this passing

el shitico

throw some salt on it

C R U S H
R
U
S
H

>Germany would rather start boomer Neuer than him

>ter spiderman

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he cute

Who sold Vinicius to RM? He made a big negotiation

but he fast, aint he?

last 2 digits

the brazillian Mbappe

what should i do with him? wheres a good spot to put him outside.
dont think we'll have any frost tonight

>mfw you genuinely think madrid can win

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Vamos!

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Yummy

hmmmm i wouldnt say no to some nails right now

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draw something on its shell

Why is a woman talking

probably jorge mendez or some other meme money laundering manager

>frankie de old

Why you guys keep picking on Vini when all the others Real players are as bad?

Put him in the microwave then eat him.

you can't compare mbappe to vinicius, mbappe is legit

Damn nice save

Somewhere with some vegetation would probably be a good place.

uma delicia

some hue club

>Vidal

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what look does this face convey?
t.autist

>manlet keeper makes an average ball seem like a hard save
>muh goat
never change /espee/

>pissi

le epic racism

Should be yellow to Vidal

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roll

heh

>ballsniffing Jogi Löw would rather start boomer Neuer than him
ftfy

is there any better feeling than refreshing a thread and seeing a (you) saying 'based'

WHERE THE FUCK ARE JOVIC AND JAMES?

vidal is such based madman

vidal is a literal shark

based creep user

>Phil Jones

OUR AGENT HAS BEEN FOUND! ENGAGE THE EXTRACTION NOW!

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We pick on the niggest

thats a based Astérix apu

*CRUNCH*

E D
D

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what movie?

gross

Jovic is wank without Rebic and Kostic

Lads, just bought this new gun, you know preparing for coronavirus just in case.

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Imagine not rating Isco

holy shit pique

MOAR

So this is the best rivalry in sports?

>huff it up to le brazilian negro
>dribbles it out of bounds

>pass the ball around the back four hoping messi will drop deep to receive the ball
>some mutt in the midfield gives it back to RM, then repeat above.

Why aren't y'all watching clippers vs. sixers?

probably would if i was drunk

:D

Always thought it would be cool to paint a bunch of snails like race cars and let them loose but I think that would make it easy for birds and other predators to spot them.

Forgot Messi was playing

Holy shit.

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BASED PIKEK

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slight disdain - " I better be on my guard, this guy gives me weird vibes"

does griezmann even know how to football anymore?

close as FUCK

PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE
PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE
PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE
PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE
PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE PIQUE

>marcelo
lmao what the fuck was that

So this is the power of the so called best rivalry in football... Why is la liga so shit now?

disgust and anger

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ALL OF THEM

>stay away from me

PIKEK

yup, that first line of coke (though it's all downhill from there)
also, cream-pieing your best mates gf in the arse

SPACE PROGRAM

Ter Stegen is the best GK in the world

Yep, I think this semen slurping sport isn't for me

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What if Ronaldo never left lads

FUCK BARCA
FUCK REAL MADRID

ANY LIGMA TEAM WOULD BOOTYBLAST ANY OF THESE TEAMS

THANKS FOR COMIN TO MY TED TALK

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so boring lads

>one of the commentators speaks in catalan
literally why

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>you will never watch another el clasico featuring ronaldinho, xavi, iniesta, eto'o etc ever again

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Not being emotionally dependant on the approval of strangers.

PIQUE

VAMOS VAMOS

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>Benzema

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

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>6.4

WTF BROS????

Why can't Messoy play Eibar every week?

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benzepoop

imagine the smell

all madrid this half wtf

VAMOS VAMOS

>Benzemiss

Barsa getting so fucking lucky holy fuck dominated in both clasicos

STOP WIHT YOUR FUCKING ADS FUCKING AMERICAN CUNTS

>FRENCH FINISHING
>FRENCH FINISHING
>FRENCH FINISHING
>FRENCH FINISHING
>FRENCH FINISHING
>FRENCH FINISHING
>FRENCH FINISHING

based

It was when Ronaldo was on Real, now it's just this shit, without Ronaldo playing Messi has 0 motivation.

ligma balls lmao

based

>Kroos

jfc

kroos has been shit ever since he lost to South Korea

Wish i could watch the dallas battlehawks vs the firesticks giants to be honest desu

stream?

i miss messi when is he coming back

Wolves would batter these chumps

>Benzema
AS FUCKING ALWAYS OMG

irina.dxd.moe/cNug1QSI.mp4

why isn't he playing?

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one of the GOAT CM's

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

guys i feel like sharing something bad that happened to me yesterday, i was far away from home ready to take the bus and i felt like shitting and stomach pain, i made it home but it was a very unpleasant moment

;)

was he the best number 8 of all time?

BENZEMA HIJOPUTA QUE MALO ERES

>benseman

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The level of Yea Forums

>poonzema

Flamengo would win vs those two shit team.

Kareem you shitty infidel

That's hot

Christ Barcelona is shit

>another 0-0 draw incoming

agreed, i don't have cable tho

wtf is this real?

Here's a stream
*Pisses on you*

If only Madrid had someone to tap those balls...

>vinicius cant even dive at the right moment
Lmao

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anyone else watching with english commentary? who's the faggot with severe speech impediment?

Who is this literal who Scottish guy on LaLigaTV who just told Lionel Messi to work harder

streams.notahoneypot.me/

He has the virus :(

>Malaysia

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literally who?

How long of a bus ride mate?

Benzetronco ya largate

so this... is the power... of La Ligma...

>bein sports commentators
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

HIV ?

cute but too white

Someone had better snapped that pique face

MAGICK

AAARGHHH

Yea Forums could make a team and win 3-0 against both teams

fucking hell, haven't they banned flights from Italy yet?

*runs, runs, runs*
*dives*

guess the player

GRIEZMANN OUT
BREATHOFTHEWILD IN

dubs and bale scores the winning goal

He's not wrong. But Messi is old.

10 euros per stream link

>hazard
fat injury prone
>vinicius
le fast bulbasaur that can't score
>rodrygo
unprofessional
>jovic
based but doesn't get minutes
>diaz
shit
>bale
old and doesn't even want to be in madrid

cope you dumb faggot

this is the worst rivalry in all of sports

Stop making us BR embarrassing Vini

what you gonna do? shoot the virus?

Is anyone else watching on bein sports? This fucking guy and his "x like y" bullshit like he literally just said "peels off the player like toilet tissue off the roll" or some bullshit he has been doing it all game fucking hell

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jesus christ, barca cant string a couple of passes together, wandering around the pitch like zombies

WAKE THE FUCK UP

I miss prime Messi

thanks, but why is there a white van in front of my house?

>bulbasaur
lel

>be 19 years old
>already have an fully tatooed arm
why?

ITS FUCKING BRAITWAITHE TIME BOIS

the level of >(You)

every touch messi makes is a lost ball

I'm #teamtwain now

Madrid play much better football since fraudnaldo left. Can't say the same for jewventus.

does the stupid geordie commentator say stupid immature shit every week or is this just a one off? what an annoying cunt

kek

I got Bein sports. "Cut Thrust Parry !"
>lame

>Messi

Closet

BRAITHWAITE

Based Getafe

in 20 years there will be 3 year olds walking round with them

>BRAITWAITHE
IT'S OVER

She looks exactly like my cousin. But she's 25 years old.

THE GOAT

fuck this im off to the gym
later lads

send the mercenary

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>messi

where's the new thread tho?

boring game

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bath water is about to save barça's ass

DUDE BEINSPORTS EXTRA

>tfw i missed the belgrade derby to watch this shit

>sloppy as a soup sandwich

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>sub in some literal-who in clasico
barca in 2020

LIKE A JACK RABBIT ON A HOT DATE
HE WANTS IT LIKE A LION WANTS AN ANTELOPE

When Suarez will return to carry Messi again?

there was a park near, i walked for a bit ready to shit in the shadows if necessary, i managed to recover and feel better without shitting

wtf I have jungle fever now

I genuinely prefer the yank. Scott bloke is absolutely ridiculous, between his analogies he's fucking moaning with every attack.

baffling how he has a job as a commentator

new

Madrid's done for now.

Wow please post her pic

wait that guy is danish?

ADS?

This fucking ref is going to get s street named after him in Barcelona

>American stream squeezes in an add while a corner is about to be taken

Pormera

>danish
>browner than vidal

carrer lahoz is already a thing here

Enjoy your supper brol

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VINI VINI VINI VINI

Infuriating. But this is a Qatari company broadcasting in US.

VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS
VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS
VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS
VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS
VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS VINICIUS

>jungle fever

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HEH... MY BOY VINLINGZ

DELICIOUS

That Kroos gesture and genius

VIVRE C'EST RISQUER DE MOURIR, ESPERER C4EST RISQUER DE DESESPOIR !

that shitty kitchen is the real killer here

Shoot your toes off instead

Based black Ronaldo shutting /spol/ up.
You guys were saying??

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My DirecTV antenna has no signal. Pls help