Games this Sunday
>Houston Roughnecks (3-0) at Dallas Renegades (2-1)
Kickoff: Sunday, 4 p.m. ET
Site: Globe Life Park (Arlington, Texas)
Television: FS1
>DC Defenders (2-1) at Tampa Bay Vipers (1-2)
Kickoff: Sunday, 7 p.m. ET
Site: Raymond James Stadium (Tampa, Florida)
Television: ESPN2
Other urls found in this thread:
docs.google.com
m.youtube.com
cnbc.com
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
twitter.com
GO GADES!
dang when did tampa get a win?
Alright boys, last call. Who you got tonight?
>DC Defenders (2-1) at Tampa Bay Vipers (1-2)
When did the Diapers win a game?
whoops. That's what I get for copying and pasting the information. Nobody ever has correct XFL shit.
You're about 6 hours too early
I stand with the Renegades to knock off the last undefeated team in the league
>Season 1 was a success and after the XFOwl Vince calls you personally and puts you in charge of 4 new expansion teams. What cities do you put them in and what are the mascots? How do you reshuffle the divisions?
Is this part of what you said yesterday?
Who here?
State champ Aledo Bearcats are guest of honor!
I don't know what the fuck I said yesterday
I was drinking non-stop from 3pm-11pm
Though I do remember seeing a post of an anime girl with kevlar and it made me want to make some Defenders edits of operator-chans
I gotta get on that soon
Looks like a great day and a fun time! Check out those 'gades qts!
Are you really ok with drinking so much?
is that a baseball stadium?
based West Bowl preview
Oh that wasn't me
And yes since I only drink once a week
My bad
But it's good to see there's 2 people doing this
shitty game thread here
Yeah. I think it's the former Texas Rangers stadium?
STOP WATCHING THE XFL
LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT TOM BRADY AND LEBRON JAMES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
damn
yeah that was dumb though because the launches don't happen anywhere near Texas
HOW ARE THERE EMPTY SEATS
IN TEXAS
WHAT THE FUCK. TEXAS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS
Hello, bassssssssssssssed department?
>gAIDS
Correct!
They didn’t have a booth at the state championship games. They goofd
Just started watching, did Landry Jones throw two picks already?
Yes both drives
poach the Fleet and Commanders, add them to the west
i don't care what in the east lmao. maybe an alabama or georgia team? don't insist on attaching it to atlanta if you put it in georgia
NOW 3
>picks on as many drives
Atlanta would be good, crap stadium just like the renegades.
Nobody showed up for the Legends games
Yeah, I think having a losing team would do that.
Even before everyone knew they would be bad tho
even just from day 1, it seemed like there was no draw to bring people to legends games. I know the league as a whole was advertised pretty badly, but atlanta just had no identity for the area
Do they sell the Boomstick at Renegades games?
No :( we went to home plate and they are no more! :( feels bad man.
you're talking about the Cruz-themed hot dog, right? we have it at target field now
I would love an Atlanta team, would definitely go to XFL games
Based
Yes. They took the concession operators to the london game and sold them there.
>Rihanna call plays
Is Jared Goff coaching the Renegades?
roger roger
lol their madden'ing it with one play over and over
OH NO NO NO NO NO NFL FRIENDS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Another week and another win.
I honestly hope Jones recovers.
U N D E F E A T E D
>well damn
I’m fucking crying.
Verified
ROUGH
CHADS
San Antonio put up better numbers. Looks like already established markets are either just ok or bad
>Pepe is a Vipers fan
What even
It’s a crap place for football. 18k was their limit because the didnt open up more seats. AT&T would have been a much better venue.
I was out fishing and missed the depender humiliation today.
APOLOGIZE
Tamba Bay Trouser Snakes mollywopped the DC Bellenders
>two 100 yard rushers
if anything, marc trestman should apologize to his RBs for squandering them in the redzone. they went out there and RAN THE DAMN FOOTBALL
They are called the Defenders because they spend the entire game on defense.
I didn't think any faggot on here could be lamer than the BattleHawk diaper poster, but the WildScat have someone worse. Stop responding to every post making fun of you. You're shitting up the game threads, retard.
Today!
This is going to be an interest finish isn’t it?
PEPE IS A DIAPERS FAN!
if the vipers start surging back and take the east 2nd spot, they look like a particularly cheeky 4 seed
Lose to Vipers and you fap to diapers.
7-3 enough to make the playoffs Viperbros?
Give it up for YOUR Tampa Bay Viperinos
The Vippies finna dab on the rest of this shitass division and go one on one with the battlechads en route to THE XFL CHAMPIONSHIP BAY BEEEEEEEEEEE
BITE DOWN TAMPA BAY VIPERS
Remember when the pretenders pretended to be better than the Roughnecks? Lmaoing at you’re team
RIP To Landry Jones.
Atleast he didn't go out like a bitch like Cardale.
>the BattleHawk diaper poster
Trust me, we hate that guy too. Sadly, every fanbase has its bad apples.
Say that to my face and not online motherfucker
VIPERBROS WE FINALLY WON
Post up,cuhhh.
Wanna bet the Pepe man was Lex?
could be
Thank you, meme magic frog.
CATS
Unironically switched my team three times now
The mask that saved the Vipers season
BIRDS!
>only reason I didn't place a bet on my Vipies in Vegas was because I left this morning before the game
Damn it
C A T S
It hurts. But at least he didn't go out like McGroin, or Cardoor.
Leather girl 'Gades fans have to accept Bote Fleet girl posters too now as well with Admiral Nelson.
B I R D S
I
R
D
S
East:
>New Orleans Voodoo (Superdome)
>Carolina Alligators (Panthers stadium)
West:
>Phoenix Firebirds (Sun Devil stadium)
>Las Vegas Aces (UNLV stadium)
/ourleague/ has meme magic on its side. It will prevail.
I will fucking riot if this league doesn't come back next year
Orlando
San Diego
San Antonio
Portland
>Dragons beat Vipers
>Vipers beat Defenders
>Defenders beat Dragons thanks to Silvers fuckups
>Dragons can run the table starting Daniels
DRAGON ENERGY soon, lads!
Oof
NEW RANKINGS
1. Roughnecks
2. Battlehawks
3. Renegades
4. Dragons
5. Guardians
6. Wildcats
7. Vipers
8. Defenders.
Yeah the Defenders are currently a mess. Their O-Line is atrocious, Defense is overrated and Cardale is completely lost
How'd my boy cornelius do?
We turnaround game of the season
What changes did you notice in regards to the Vipers methods in today's game? Apart from Corndog's horrible long passes they played like a completely different team. Is Trestman not in charge anymore?
The offensive coordinator did the majority of the play calling this game
Corn Dog balled out
KATZEN
>people didn't believe me when I said the Vipers have the best RB in the league
I like this. Move the NY team to one of those cities
Move the LA team to Phoenix
West:
San Diego Fleet. Vince buys the name. Same stadium as the original SD Chargers
Oklahoma City Frontiersmen. Sooners stadium
East:
Columbus Aviators (Birthplace of Aviation). Mapfre Stadium
Carolina. Idk and Idk. Just wanted something similar to TB weather. Another "warm" team in the East
CAT BROS
DAS RITE
Good, let's keep it that way.
"Vipers are the worst team"
"They will go 0-10"
vipers are the favorites to win the XFL championship now
Corndog did ok today honestly. It was a run heavy day
Fuck off fag, Guardians belong to us NEW YORK BVLLS
Then go to their games. No excuse to leave the stadium that empty. You’ve got way more people than DFW!
I think it’s based for luck to threaten to move both LA and NY if nobody shows up.
No way Renegades can win shit with the new QB
Who do they sign to be their new starter?
Bruh MetLife hold up to 80,000 people. It's really hard for them to fill up the stadium. Personally they should have gone with yankee or shea stadium
They’ll be fine. Their play calling is awful! Why won’t they let their run game develop?
>no excuse
corona virus is a damn good excuse
Yeah, but how can you not find 20K fans? It’s not that hard.
The Y2K of our generation
this >we would be at out best if we just feed artis-payne like the tits feed henry, maybe now that landry is gone they will dial back the air raid shit some and try that at least
It was snowing and like 20 degrees outside. Plus I've been sick all week
>literally less damaging than the flu
Fuck off you faggot, go to the game.
>tfw still not sure if corona is "literally flu with a cough" tier or "AIRBORNE SUPER AIDS THAT WILL HEMMORHAGE YOUR LUNGS" tier
by god that's johnny football's music
It depends on how white you are. We still have zero confirmed white fatalities.
You don't even get flu like symptoms. You literally "beat" it by washing your hands and sweating it out. It's basically a bad cold.
Based and redpilled
I wonder if I had it. My wife and I got sick in December/January time frame. We sweat it out. Went to the doctor and they said that something was going around.
I thought you fucks could drive in the snow!
i should be fine then, i'm 100% italian-american
We can. I was, but I decided my bed was too fucking comfy
...
If DC and NY and keep fucking it up, yes. Still get creamed by STL though, sorry.
>Italians
>white
Does the XFL have a quarterback problem?
walker is a problem for every team he faces
They have a 6'8" TE
Just literally throw it up
Gades should be lower now that their starting QB is out for the season.
Defenders comeback starts week 5
Not so fast my friend
>Personally they should have gone with yankee stadium
spring training is going on right now, baseball season starts April 1st
It's pneumonia
Most cases of Corona don't get Pneumonia symptoms though.
Please someone shoop me a defenders suicide mspaint
Did that earlier for ya
sorry bro was busy erasing my eyes
reposting the dragons apu that edit user kindly made for me
I'm not even a dragons fan it was just perfect
big shout out to you edit user
you da real mvp
Goddamn I love the XFL. It is so much more fun and the games don't take an eternity to finish. Fuck that NFL bullshit.
The XFL game threads here meme harder than any other sports thread
There is true parity in this league.
Neck's D looked better this weekend.
PARITY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY'S GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>wake up
>de fenders lost to 0 a match against the fucking diapers
All of my lmao.
NICE
Watched the highlights, how the fuck did DC win two with that miserable defence?
One was against the Dragons with the league's worst quarterback.
This is a warning, Pretenderfags. If you haven't cum to diaper porn by this weekend the spiral will continue.
Roughnecks logo looks a lot like the gateway monument here in Baytown
Lets begin with Trestman, that watermelon seller
But the rights to Fleet, Cummanders and Urrrns
>West
Move the LA Wildcucks to SD and rename as fleet
Phoenix Scorpions
SA Commanders
>East
Columbus Warriors (as in injun warriors because Injun logos are kino af)
B'ham Iron
more like Gayway you little poof
Sorry user I had to fix it
1. Refnecks
2. Battlefags
3. THE Chad Bay Vipers
4. Renegays
5. Dragqueens
6. Wildcucks
7. Goydians
8. Dependers
just call them Battlecocks
that's more clever wordplay than just le add funny fag word
>his flag is literally goatse
Opinion discarded
Okay you can take your awful excuse for banter back to /int/ or think long and hard about the quality of posts before you make another one in these threads.
[nasally voice] That is an inappropriate pierson-el attack
t. zoomer who is too young to remember sars
I watched both game and it's painfully obvious that the xfl has a quarterback problem.
NO normal person watches the xfl. all the fans are racist assholes.
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 3 offense in the XFL will not win the Xowl
>Taylor Cornelius (objectively and statistically a top 3 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jacques Patrick (top 3 RB in the game and the best pure powerback. he will put up 800+YDs/8+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Nick Truesdell (a top 1 TE , 700+YDs/5+TDs)
>DeAndre Goolsby (literally a Truesdell-clone)
>Dan Williams (top 1 WR, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Jalen Tolliver (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Reece Horn (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>De'Veon Smith (one of the most elusive and most complete RBs, can do damage both on the ground and air)
>top 3 OL consisting of Martez "best pass blocking LT in the XFL" Ivey, Jerald "Bulldozer-man" Foster, Jordan "Snaper sniper" McCray, Daronte "NFL-lock" Bouldin and Isaiah "the decimator of DEs" Williams
>Top 3 pass rush in the XFL
>Top 2 LB corp in the XFL
>Top 3 secondary in the XFL
>Top 2 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Vipers are losing the Xowl this season
The Vipers Xowl drought ends in 2019-2020
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
RIP Landry Jones
Yeah I'm thinking we're back.
So, here are the QB stats updated as of week 4, for more detailed info here's the link to the spreadsheet
docs.google.com
I found the issue lads
They’re number 1 in zero categories so they suck
>tfw ELITE
>he thinks the diapers have the best RB in the league
they just beat the shitty defenders lets not overreact lol
Is Flowers leaving or is he done with his tantrum now that Cornhole has shown him up
That's passer rating not QBR.
New merch
>cheat code jones
More like VAC Banned Jones
Roughnecks Rise Up
GOTTA RUN THE HURRY UP OFFENSE
*ruins the playoffs*
More like Admin Abuse Jones because he is a homebaby
wtf bros where's the licensed anime girl XFL gear?
anyone know if there's a ny sites that show full game replays. missed the texasbowl and i wanna catch up since i have nothing else to do
YouTube has a lot of the games up m.youtube.com
Don't know don't care, just 2 things to take away from him: playing vs part time farmers from the American Conf ain't the same as the XFL and his ceiling was being the Taysom Hill of the XFL
>E!SPN meme stats to make quarterblacks that can only run look good
Pretty sure the passer rating is writen as QBR everywhere
Can't wait for official pepe the frog vipers merch
my nigga. time to fire up the bbq and open up the scotch
HURRY HURRY
The average age of death outside china is 80 bro, unless you're a homo with GRIDS you're fine
GO
>throw 3ints
>pretend you fucked up your leg
yikes, what a faggot
Sounds like he got a little Roethlisberger in him
I heard Cardale tried throwing a teammate under the bus or something
Not winning fans or teammates over if that's true
>XFL East is so shit that the fucking guardians will worm their way into the playoffs
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Yeah he fucked up forgetting everything is mic’d and fox found the audio of him talking with another teammate trying to throw his WR under the bus.
Wouldn't be surprised if his ass gets benched just for that alone
>bench him he not ready
>*proceeds to overthrow every single pass to said receiver
dudes trash
even if the receiver is fucking up, throwing him under the bus is not something you do.
i dunno. mcgloin threw his entire team and coaching staff under the bus and they let him play again. standards are pretty low desu
I thought for sure Perez was gonna be their "it" guy
tfw they're opening the Dome for the LA game.
five more days until MUH RUFFIES
>eight teams
how many playoff spots? why not eight?
He was driving to take the lead and just got a first down. How would that make sense?
>XFL
>no Vegas
IRRESPONSIBLE
BATTLECHADS MOUNT UP
MOUNT UP
HOUSTON ROUGHTRICKS
YOU WANT IT?!
>want something from brazil
i already had something but penicillin cured it in 3-4 weeks
>Battlehawks (-3) @ Defenders
Will this game really be so close?
>Renegades offensive coordinator Hal Mumme broke leg in sideline collision
Lol
ouch
renegades gonna start rolling up to kickoff in crutches oof
Now matter how hard they try, they can't stop us now
"For the 2021 XFL draft. The D.C. Defenders select.."
Who are the XFL tier players in the draft this year anyway?
Dentiste Washington, Appalachian Polytechnic Junior College
Bryce Perkins
>Pretty sure the passer rating is written as QBR everywhere
Passer rating is written as "Rate" QBR is understood as the meme stat you mentioned.
Nobody even knows if they like football there.
>this gif
Now THIS is based
Khalil Tate and Kelly Bryant are both good XFL tier QBs, Quez Watkins and Juwan Johnson for WR, Tony Jones and Larry Rountree at RB.
Do any anons know the full Team 9 roster?
Advanced XOWL match up stats courtesy of the top minds
>STL vs HOU
Yeah, in a battle of "Which city smells the worst"
BRING BACK THE FLEET
>Rematch to the most kino game all year
I'm down.
literally the only two american cities where the smell is the first thing I think of
>st louis
puke, unwashed black people, with a hint of actual shit
>houston
pigeon shit, floodwater, and trash left out for a few days
Forgetting
>New york
Piss
botes
Yeah and it's perfectly fitting to have the 6.9
It was fun seeing Admiral Nelson on the field again
maybe but tbf ive only been there in winter. take a whiff of downtown houston in mid july after a popup thunderstorm. it smells like a third world shithole hut village where they have to cut a latrine stream through the center of it
>Guardians now have better odds of making it than the Defenders
kek the absolute state of the exposed Defenders
I still can't believe the diapers shut out the defenders, oh well at least my roughchad won the texas xowl
>SEA@HOU
HOU by +15
>NY@DAL
DAL by 10~15
>STL@DC
STL by +15
>TB@LA
TB by 5~10
MAASK
Pain is still real from this weekend
/RAISEHELL/
my sympathy goes out to you. injuries are especially brutal in a shorter season with lower quality players. We'll see if Admiral Nelson can regain the best play he was putting together in the AAF.
And with no love to the fact that jones is out, I'm happy to have the chance to boatpost in the gades thread next weekend.
Presented without comment
do you know the typical NFL view count?
Year to year? I'd have to research
Here's the standard ratings sheet
ABC = 1.558 M (LA vs NY)
FOX = 1.802 M (Seattle vs St Louis)
FS1 = 1.113 M (Dallas vs Houston)
ESPN2 = 1.03 M (DC vs Tampa Bay)
And in just the Pro Football category
NFL shits on every other sports league in this country and it's not even close. Average viewership for regular season was 16.5 million last year.
cnbc.com
For fucking espn2 that’s actually pretty good
That’s why other sports fear the xfl
i really wish they'd stop putting the games on the shit channels, it's really not helping
This, had the Texasbowl been on either ABC or FOX it would have gotten close to 3M watchers for sure
Yup there's obviously a huge demand for more football. Even college football gets good ratings.
>shopping renegades stuff onto a fleet wojak instead of just using the blank template
based overly-circuitous user
stop, i can only get so erect
This for damn sure. They hyped this game all weekend and then it was on the Ocho. Apehoop is getting scared is the problem.
>scared
Never, as long as they can just show Lebron highlights in every commercial
I'm kind of surprised/impressed that we haven't seen Vince once yet this season. Guess he learned.
They Could have filled the entire stadium if they would’ve just opened it up and gave tickets away at every high school in the DFW area.
That never pays off for sports teams, despite how it seems on the surface.
FLOWERS IS BACK. However he still can’t cope with the fact that cornhole is elite and has requested a trade.
>play during the Diapers era
>seethe
>bail out like a weird bitch
>ask for a trade AFTER the team starts to upswing off of a huge upset without you
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
Let him in with a bogo ticket
Dumb. The only teams that need a qb is for a qb2/3 position and Tampa needs a backup qb for injuries and I doubt they’ll take whatever shit qb the other teams could give them. Flowers would literally not gain anything it’s not like any other team would be willing to start him.
Honestly send him Seattle. Daniels did okay, but if he were any good in consistent game conditions, we'd know. Got cut in the CFL and AAF and last played in the NFL as a WR. He's 30 now.
Flowers screwed himself, all other teams are already getting used to their quarterbacks probably won’t take a chance on a secondary that has only played 2 games and has already thrown a tantrum. If he would have stayed and played last game he probably would have been put in after corn dog got those big hits, and he would have more stats and played in a blowout game to give I’m actual value as a trade.
Team 9 merch when?
The reason he’s acting like a bitch is because he wants to start and/or be on a winning team. I can’t see Seattle starting him over silvers. And he’d be going from the worst team in the East to the worst team in the west
mfw team 9 emerges as the final boss after the championship game
The bad news for the XFL is that its TV viewership is continuing to decline. The good news is the decline last week wasn’t as steep as the decline the previous week.
The XFL’s early Saturday game on ABC dropped from 1.9 million viewers in Week Three to 1.6 million viewers in Week Four. The late Saturday game on FOX dropped from 2.1 million viewers in Week Three to 1.8 million viewers in Week Four. The Sunday game on ESPN drew 1.5 million viewers in Week Three, while the Week Four Sunday game on ESPN2 drew 1.0 million viewers.
The lone bright spot was FS1, which drew 1.0 million viewers in Week Three but increased to 1.1 million viewers in Week Four.
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
>NBC
>trying to kill the xfl
God I hate that network.
I really want it to last
Me too. But seriously fuck anyone downing the sport.
How come media types keep saying "THEY NEED TO KEEP THEIR STARS!"? College teams don't keep stars, if anything it helps deepen your bond with the team, because the players will come and go real quick.
Fuck NBC.
/RAISEHELL/
>President Trump living rent free in their heads
>El presidente Trump viviendo libre de renta en sus cabezas
>O presidente Trumpinho vivendo livre de rentação en su cabezinhas
Liberalism is a mental disorder
And forgot pic, fuck NBC and fuck niggerdunk
Flowers comes out of this situation looking like the Queen Diaper ffs
found florio's burner
Should I be a /lifelong/ Roughnecks or Battlehawks fan, /xfl/?
NBC seething
Hawks
I saw that too! My god! These people are sick!
DC Dependers just waived the best player on their team lol
Ole Piss bros, ww@?
How long are you Reddit lords going to keep pretending you're enjoying this meme sport?
Until I stop enjoying it Roger.
oh no no no no we got too cocky Matt Elambros
that's the way my man. enjoy it just for what it is right now.
I literally couldn't care less about handegg before this meme league started but everything is so funny that I have to watch every game
but I'm struggling to enjoy Battlehawks games because everything they do is just so solid and standard and boring
They really are more of a team for heavy X's and O's guys, their RPO play design is nuts. But if you don't really know the game really well I can definitely see it being really bland.
>tfw not intelligent enough to enjoy the battlehawks
Xtreme Football League Teamies!
GO Teamies!!!
what is the purpose of this post
How was the rating in the weekend? Did it increased, decreased or stayed the same?
More like you're not autistic enough.
I need Cardale to get his shit together. This league is much more entertaining when he isn't ass.
He's a .500 QB, but instead of being consistently mediocre, he performs in a weird sin/cosin wave
Twitter popularity update
Ratings update (interesting thing here is how little ESPN2, in a weaker timeslot (albeit with weaker competition), declined over last weeks ESPN game. Seems like 1M is about the baseline "dedicated" viewership. Curious how FS2 will hold up)
Based excel user.
East coast google trends (these are tough because Google doesn't have the teams available as topics, so you have to go by search terms, and there's a lot of variability in those based on whether or not the sports category is used, and whether it's "XFL [team]" " [City] [Team]" or "[Team]"(
West coast
Top 5 overall (it's a 3 way tie for 5th in terms of the average between the Dragons, Battlehawks, and Guardians though)
>Girl that I thought I was hitting things off with says that I'm "sweet" in a text
It's done, hold me XFLbros
sorry canada bro
Don't worry leafbro, we'll be your wingman any time.
Thanks, bros. I'm looking forward to this weekend's games to reinvigorate my spirits, and the game threads to reinvigorate my loins.
So, has interest already waned? TV ratings don't look promising
Defenders win by double digits. Cap this.
>McGloin injured
>all of a sudden New York wins
Hawks. That's one sexy birb they got.
new rule:
Every new XFL team introduced to the league are granted one Briefcase containing a contract that'd let them challenge the previous years XOWL winner to a game where the winner gets to take the XOWL trophy home. Be it the current champions, or the brand new team.
The contract is only valid during the first month of off season and can only be played during the teams first 3 seasons.
LO fucking L
(((They’re))) scared
They're gonna cum if a game ever drops below a million viewers