/heem/

Pvz

>Joanna Yentscheycheck

She's on team alpha brapper

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Cody is still the undisputed champ, TJ was clearly roiding the entire time just waiting for Dana for Dana to reinstate him DC style

TJ never roided

Forrest Griffin, now that was a fighter.

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t. TJ

>Clawja will never slurp your dick

can't wait til Alpha Ginger Spike Carlyle fights again lads

Semantics. EPO is a PED and TJ is a FAG.

I'd heem his ginger ass

He would drop you on your neck

Goddam i wish we could just go back in time

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Clawja looks like she is a pervert in the bed. Would love to dominate Rose with her.

Not gay but I'd suck off Uriah and TJ

holy thats a lot of flushed turds in one photo, the schaub receptacle is going to be unironically clogged, better grab a butter knife

gay

I'm gay and I wouldn't. That's how gay you are.

The manlets 15 minutes in the ufc are over. I'm glad joey was finally flushed last night.

>a butter knife
What?

Megan Olivi needs a real man that can actually win fights.

She is stunning, yet she has settled for a midget Mexican goblin that cannot win.

Even worse, he was KO'd in front of his woman who spends her time interviewing elite fighters.

How do you even get KO'd at that weight? That's like a child's playground fight.

Save Megan.

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Fag

>he doesn't know

Megan needs a Jairzinho Rozenstruik to ram her pussy like a motherfucker possibly on video

Return to welterweight when?

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I miss these little niggas like you wouldn't believe. Fuck Duane Ludwig that fucking home wrecking piece of shit I hope his gym goes out of business and he has to beg uriah to let him coach his midgets again for peanuts. It's all his fucking fault I hate him so much fuck him fuck him fuck that white n*gger

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Say it again and I'll heem your dick with my ass.

>missing manlets

She left TAM and trains with Chael now

Remember when she commented 10 inches under a ortega pic on insta with heart eyes?

The gym is called Team quest you fucking casual youtube video watching ffffaggot. Learn about your sport before you go spouting out your bullshit. Chael isn't a coach hes just a gym member you idiot. I fucking hate all you reddit fags who watch 2 or 3 YouTube videos and all of a sudden you think your qualified to talk about mma let alone any fighter in the UFC. D ok not quit your day job junior your not gonna survive In this business with your shit work ethic

Phil Brooks just needs an opponent on his level, someone like Askren

mma is a sport...?

hmm I don't think so. a byproduct of the east, not so fast weeb peasants. karate blade chop my broadsword, I dare you.

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Grant Dawson is a major faggot, hope he gets heemed soon

Was it the one with his beautifully feminin hair?

>ends your career

Nothing personal bumson

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Everything I've seen about Pissrael since he became champ is about his new car. Bet the house on Romero. Easy money.

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Dom won

A true Heeming if ever I saw one

who when

What the hell kind of name is Yoel anyway haha

someone post the Wonderboy one

it's a heeb name, my name is Yoel also

Doesn’t yo and el mean me and the? So his name is Me, The Romero

Oh it's Joel but with a Y, very cool

It's from the bible, Book of Joel which is Yoel in hebrew

>byproduct of the east
Cazzie hollywood take. MMA is Pankration

who should Spike Carlyle fight next

what's on Izzy's arm, /heem/?

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staph, fights cancelled or yoel wins

Staph. Bet the house on Romero.

He looks like such a mong

OH NO NO NO.. look at this Tyrone Biggums looking ass nigga.

source or gay

I wanna rub my frenulum on it

Based Jorge

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Having staph sucks

t. Currently have staph

he's so fucking cringe

What are the signs of staph? I think I have one on my shoulder

Usman is a mongo

t. beta bitch

>t.

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does anyone else hate this guy?

he's so unlikeable.

>using the word beta
>using the word civilians
confirmed cringe

God damn why is he so ashy? Use some damn lotion.

thawlts on Megan Olivi?

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trying to get it up for joe b so she can make him feel better but he cant right now

a ride or die girl.

Who tf is that guy with the fortnite shirt?? Lol I swear to god manlets always taking L's

Took a fucking bathrobe on to imitate connor, didn't get called out.
spouted the word violence all the time.

loyal. kind. great choice in spouse. makes incels seethe. all around good person.

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>lucky to be alive....I guess

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we all do

Yo means like hey over here and el means the, so his name translates to hey, overhere the. It's like a nod to someone important, like hey look its THE. Wow

Too bad she has that ogre foot.

>Shoe Size: 6 US
>195 beautiful rating votes
I'm thinking she's under-rated

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based wallid going off the reservation and making up his own translations

t. ben askren

Fuck all the theatrics. Masvidal, in the cage, is all entertainment. I'm not sure how a fight fan can dislike him. He never ducks anybody and comes to brawl.

>rating a woman on how her feet look
please, have sex

>not enjoying the female body head to toe
I'm sorry you only get fat, smelly English "women" to play with your tiny, pasty pecker.

i was thinking about all the stuff outside the cage, inside his fights are pretty exciting to watch

Imagine a-level athletes actually caring about MMA. The higher weight classes especially would be completely unrecognizable. The current champs of MW, LHW and HW are an alright kickboxer, the runt of a football family and a firefighter respectively.

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No offense but didn’t Schaub already solve this sport?

Somehow this picture is gayer than Spammy's scat posts

Jones heems literally any nfl player

Bet the 401K on יואליטו

only on the heavyweight level

Jones is an exception in that he's actually a good athlete. But if a-level athletes actually cared about this sport, he would never have reigned for as long as he has. Especially his last few fights have been horrid. A young A-level athlete would have killed this version of Jon.

Who is the Deontay Wilder of MMA?

>only skill is his hard punch
>entered the sport very late
>still better than almost any other HW
ngannou

Youre acting like having to train several separate disciplines wouldnt ruin your conditioning.

Poorier had several shots at full mount when he had the guillotine on khabib. What a dropkick

OH MY GOSH LOOK WHAT HE DID TO THESE AVERAGE FIGHTERS

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what does dropkick mean

khabib is an average fighter

youtu.be/LuuoCxGxIwM
???

Truly the most important talent to have in MMA is fight IQ

Think so. Dont remember which one but it was at the start of the rumors if they were dating.

>s-stop liking Tony!!!

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i want to suck megan olivi's feet

heem

heemer

heeming

heemster

Hamster

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based ref let me off with a warning last night for posting tits

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Absolute failure

>tfw she will never stand on your barefoot while cooking Joe dinner

that's very harsh on poirier. his performance against khabib was very bad but so were the performances of other guys like conor and barboza. poirier has given us excellent fights against holloway (twice), eddie (twice) and gaethje. he is not a dropkick, if anything he is an upkick.

Don't listen to him. A dropkick is an extremely foolish person they don't have to fail anything per se.

poirier cracked under pressure, the new zealander shouldnt call him a fool for that

Thinking of sex bros

>flag
just pay a few hours wage for it

JEEEEWWWEEEELLLSSSSBBBBRRROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

which female fighter would you like to do sex on the most

Do you think a woman ever posted on this thread?

Didn't say I wanted to have sex, just thinking of it

>t. homoluster

hunnerd percent

don't talk about sex or women bros
im 5 days in to nofap

A dropkick is basically synonymous with a dropout. It can mean either someone who has failed or someone who is an idiot usually a bit of both. Poirier is a dropkick because khabib rolled away from a guillotine and instead of rolling with him to mount he held onto a guillotine that was tight but nlwas never going to get a choke.
Sure, but in that moment he was a dropkick

Who knowls? ;)

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Maybe that Leb can because it's theoretically achievable for me

Think only of fighting

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biggest heel on /heem/ via being leddit incarnate, I mean the man has a fucking deadpool tattoo for fucksakes

The high IQ move is to commit 100% to any slight possibility of a finish

Theres one amongst us right now spoopy

I was thoroughly surprised when the China judges gave it to the nip

Yoel kills Israfake.

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Yoelitooo

Did anyone else see this live and just think
>yep, that's a webm

tf are you on about Henry Cejudo is a gold medalist and Khabib is and elite among the elites samboman

youtu.be/VdLCHsgse7U

It's over Adesanya bros, they are already positioning Romero as "muh honorable family friendly boomer underdog" against Israel and his zoomer richie rich antics.

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Thank you for appreciating my OC. I also invented Toilet Till

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holy frig he cut up the #1 contender cowboy cerrone!!!

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First of all, my argument holds especially for the heavier weight classes. LHW and HW are the weakest and least talented.
Secondly, Cejudo's gold medal was a fluke win. He never medalled at a world championship before or after that Olympic win. That is almost unheard of and proves his win was highly unexpected and not indicative of his wrestling credentials. Khabib is a world champion in sambo, but sambo's talent pool is very shallow. It is only practiced in ex-USSR countries and is less popular than wrestling and boxing in those countries. If Khabib were an A-level athlete, his father would have pushed him towards an Olympic career in judo or wrestling.

Based

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He was never going to get a choke so he was just gassing his arms to hold onto khabib rather than recognizing it wouldn't work and instead using khabibs path of escape to his advantage. He should've known he would definitely need all the energy in his arms to defend khabib and that it wasn't across the arteries and khabib could move his head enough to show it probably wasn't going to pressure his windpipe.

fucking hell
I just ate a whole 4 person lasagne and now I need to take a wicked shaub

>masvican having any understanding of global economics

yeh, that's called drawing in the stupid dollars. in fact, you should bet the farm-o on joel

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Gaethje beats Conor in the pre-rematch

why is there an embedded on Sunday

maybe so
however goober wins the story, the rematch, the threematch and the SUG grappling event

You ready for a truthbomb /heem/ ?

Jon is pretending to be a flushed bum so the israel fight doesn't seem one-sided.

>this livestream may contain offensive language
based BT watching out for us fighting connoisseurs

>I-It was a fluke win
cope

I believe you Jon

No one would tune in if you just dominated all these guys they haven't heard of. So you pretend to make it oc

im nervous bros

how can a fighter who beat cowboy "cerrone" AND kevin lee ever lose to anyone? they are the greatest fighters of all time...

Really disappointed this isn't a screamer, user.

I am a fervent follower and practicioner of freestyle wrestling so I know what I am talking about.

Gaethje 2.0 is the GOAT, he has changed bros, hes not losing anymore. And if he does lose its no problem because then he can become Gaethje 3.0 and just shoot for takedowns and win via ground n pound

now THAT is a record

we'll always remember the time he beat lando vennata

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BREAKING NEWS:
Izzy got pozzed

Agree. Going to war with The Texecutioner changes people mang

Get in my guard and we will find out what you are.

I have an unusually strong attraction to Joana. I really hope she wins this weekend with the extra weight her implants give her punches.

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oh for sure a guy who knocked out absolute beasts like James vick Edson Barboza and donald cerone will beat conor mcgregor hunnit percent

If you want me in your guard it means you're opening yourself up to a quick pin, meaning I win.

>professional tough guys shamelessly ducking a Magic: The Gathering playing jiu jitsu nerd with tourettes

The absolute state of the UFC. Somebody fight Ryan for fuck's sake.

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who is this guy? redpill me

ryan hall rarely fights because he's scared of top competition

I used to love her, but the implants kill it for me. Don't get me wrong, I love a titcow. I'm one of the original thicc posters. But for me, Joanna was all about her quirkiness and her amazing legs. Her implants look awful.

I'd still let her sit on my face, though.

More impressive than Nate's wins when he beat Conor 1.5 times.

makes it even more embarrassing that Conor's ducking him

I used to think that, but nobody is stepping up and saying Ryan is refusing to fight them. He's basically saying the entire division is bitch-made and afraid of getting their knee ligaments destroyed, and nobody is arguing with him.

The Wizard, Ryan Hall.

>he doesn't know who my boy Ryan 'The MMA solver' Hall is
fuck off back to plebbit Chaim

My name is Yoel

I totally get that too, I kind of like both pre and post implants for different reasons.

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so when based TFerg turns Khabib's face to spam and retires him, will goobs give him a red panty night or run back to pillowtap to get beaten up by an old flip politician?

>counting the days to ufc 249 on my calender
cringe or based?

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He took Artem, Maynard and Elkins to decision. No one is intimidated by him.

>not taking bumfights is ducking

Based calendar, cringe behavior

he never ducked nate before

Then why isn't anyone fighting him or saying he's full of shit? Also, Elkins almost got himself heemed and was saved by the bell from a Ryangle.

Why?

>has a calendar
cringe

what a waste
no one wants to get legheemed, it's way worse than a KO because you get your shinbones snapped in half you're out for a year

>he didn't get the sub BUT HE WOULD HAVE
o fer sure he just needed more rounds
>why aren't people fighting him
he's a nobody who only fights fighters in decline. Last 4 bouts
>Elkins
>Penn
>Maynard
>Lobov
He will crumble against top 10.

Why?

Because nate was a stand in, then he lost and so he wanted a rematch. It's not like people had been pushing the fight for him to duck it

Yoel is going to get decisioned so hard

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just remember the day

That's besides the point. I'm sure the UFC is trying to get him a match, and nobody is saying that Ryan Hall turned down a fight with them.

He's getting ducked because he's a legit master of the heel hook and nobody wants to get career-jeopardizing knee damage or lose a boring UD against him.

B A S E D

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>master of the heel hook
>only UFC sub against the husk of BJ Penn
name a top ten fighter whom you believe he can beat.

realistically what’s next for him?

Forcing me to tear a page of the calendar every day makes me conscious of the flow of time and stimulates me to live life to the fullest each and every day.

nobody said he dived against gaychee, how is his loss against cowboy mcgregor any different

Jesus christ this guy needs to stop he's going to be the owner of a vegetable ranch and the crop is him. Danger will have to harvest him to get to the toilet

that's my boy canboy

>danger cerrone

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BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

0% chance tony vs khabib isn’t canceled due to corona

>You can stand me up at the gates of hell but I won't back down
How we feeling about this one Chrisbros

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beating some cans no one has heard of

yeh but stephen a didn't watch that so who are we to judge

the virgin (you) vs The Chad Me

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inb4 we got too cocky Chrisbros

Realistically, what's next for featherweight prospect Norma Dumont?

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Yo is yaweh and el is god. Like dani is judge me and rafa is heal me and ari is a lion. So judge me god daniel heal me god rafael and god is a lion ariel, well yoel is yaweh is god.

BJ might be beyond shot, but nobody ever tapped him before.

He would beat #7 Renato Moicano.

Brazilian Brap Porn obviously.

Absolutely suffocating me with her gluteus

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Tepid hope

Moicano would beat him on the feet
>b-but my spinning back kick
meme shit didn't catch elkins and it won't catch renato. Moicano would get a TKO win.

Is that some kind of ancient curse?

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she's miring hard

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why aren't we judges

rematching and smashing gayfuckcheese

What's a good jre to listen to at work Yea Forumsros?

who gives a shit? We’re not people who determine who are judges.

Arianny in full on bog mode. Did she get her cheeckbones shaved off? Absolute shambles.

Me. Queerhawk manchildren shouldn't be champions.

Y el nuevo campeón mundial de peso medio de UFC, Yoel, "El soldado de Dios" Romeroooo

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>48 days

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wow that's a flushed bunch

seeing her cry while her man was unconscious on the ground gave me a stiffy

Lips cheeks nose. Looks like fucking trash

morality. respect for fighters. can't be bought.

there's still time for khalabeeb to pull out

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He pretty much solved MMA and for the past few years everyone has been afraid to fight him, including Dana.

It's crazy that Tony can maintain such a calm and collected demeanor when his death is less than 2 months away.

Hopefully more brapper pics

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super hungry but i have to cut for my wrestling tourney in a few weeks

Objectifying women is immoral.

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that is an awful tattoo for such a nice brapper

Fight at your natural weight like a real man

press conference in 4 days

Stephen Wonderboy Thompson acts like Mr. Nice Guy when the cameras are rolling, but behind curtains, he's the scum of the earth. And soon I'll be able to prove it. Just give me a little time, and soon enough you'll all be wishing death upon that evil piece of filth.

ynr that wobbly romanian nigga

> civilians
fucking cringe

The doctors that fuck up girls like that should get the rope.

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me dick heems her in 30 seconds

this true he touch my bum and make me cry

i'm cutting fat, not water

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Starting to consider boying Usman. His smugness is endearing.

WHO? WHO? WHO? DO SUMIN DO SUMIN DO SUMIN *begins yawning*

But only 25 days until the fight is cancelled die to a herniated disc in his neck

I used to fuck dudes like you in highschool

*Makes Mutts Seethe*

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While you were bottoming out HS JV I was throating college athletes

name one (1) way shitsrael beats yoelito

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superior striking
superior cardio
easier weight cut
taller
younger
longer reach

No

lads, i fear izzy will pick yoel apart on the feet.

So you're saying Tony beats khabib?

hmmm why didnt cowboy defend or attack in his most recent fight for the first 15 seconds?

Feverish and lumpy feeling in the staph area.

Had them in my armpit.

lol but easily gets beat by jiu jitzu or any other japanese form of fighting

Oof. Kapoop BTFO.

>Feverish
How does that feel?

he was under the influence of the patented mcgregor shutdown. conor has solved the standup.

Don't forget
>took his first loss really badly

Premature referee stoppage

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>jiu jitsu
That's not MMA, that's a martial art. Pankration is everything. Good luck with your judo when I punch your face. Good luck with your taekwando when I wrestlefuck you. take a hike cazzie

the difference between khabib-tony and israel-romero

>romero will never be able to make his fight a grappling battle because of his bad cardio and bad ground game, whereas khabib has the cardio and ground game to do that
>tony has better cardio than khabib but khabib still has great cardio, whereas romero has awful cardio, only being able to last for five rounds if he fights in extremely concentrated bursts of explosiveness
>whereas tony is taller and longer than khabib, the difference is not nearly as massive as the difference between yoel and israel
>khabib is younger than tony and has had similar if not less wear and tear on his body and chin, whereas yoel is much older than adesanya

all in all: khabib-tony is a 60/40 in favor of khabib whereas israel-yoel is an 80/20 in favor of israel

hmmmm sounds very likely and i for one think cowboy fought his absolute best by standing there and getting hit and not defending or attacking in response

A few fights you might not know about

Wakey Wakey Jon

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The israel match is irrelevant. Kelvin is the one to beat.

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>romero will never be able to make his fight a grappling battle

This is a bit of a cope desu. Romero could manhandle Israel in r1 and get a finish

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Imagine if he got his diet right. Usman/Colby would both get KO'd by him.

When's the last time Yoel actually used his wrestling?

This weekend

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>yoelbacktakesweidmanatextremespeeds.gif

reminder adesanya lost to vittori easily and then wouldve lost to whittaker had he wrestled whatsoever

also got smashed by fucking kelvin the canlet

I feel like I would be a real problem for anyone in this thread

facts, bee

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It's entirely possible

Wrong pic cazzie

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reminder romero lost to jacare easily and then lost to whittaker twice

also got smashed by paulo costa

In many ways Darrel is the uncrowned champ.

Imagine WMMA had girls of the caliber of other sports. But no, we got R*xanne..

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romero has good takedowns but that's the entire extent of his silver medal freestyle wrestling pedigree
he has no cardio to keep people down and his ground and pound is thus only effective if he has already rocked someone on the feet. which will be hard (not impossible) against such a superior striker
>b-but gastelum
true

styles make fights so we're just gonna go in there and do our thing

>ufc promo music plays

Cry from the dong perhaps

and REMINDER canlet was able to smash him because he used and threatened wrestling

whereas whittaker did not

but vittori did and won

and everyone else adesanya beat was a bum, eg anderson silva lmao

if romero wrestles he will be the champion, easily, like itll be an absolute mauling and everyone will act like they never saw it coming

Weidman

how did kevster expose this cuck so hard

Oh wow only 4 years ago.
Poopmero can't wrestle because he'll gas within 20 seconds.

Yoel's mythical wrestling is an even bigger meme than Tony's BJJ

>other sports
Women who are actually elite at sports look like turbo dykes unless you consider porn or stripping a sport.

gas izzy out by wrestling
able to hit him when he defends for a take down that is a fake

wrestling beats the meme kickboxer with no other skills at all

No Yoel can actually wrestle at a legitamately elite level he's just a cardiolet. Tony's bjj isn't anywhere near Yoel's wrestling.

DUDE HE WRESTLED FRICKEN BEA-
wait

Shhhhh...

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>it's entirely possible that there isn't one man that could heem everyone here. I mean when you take a step back and consider the pure strength and willpower, and cardio that it would take to just heem over and over and over again it's really just doesn't seem feasible. I don't know you know, and I don't have the answers, but maybe one day we'll see..

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>when has yoel last used his wrestling
>FUCK YOUR ANSWER HAS UPSET ME I SHALL NOW SHIFT GOALPOSTS

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why didn't robert hitchhiker use this game plan

dont change what works. hed been smashing people just by using kickboxing and barely any wrestling so he tried that again against adesanya and it didnt work.

now it doesnt work im certain hell adjust cause hes a smart guy.

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Gymnastics is basically stripping so I agree. Too bad they're all under 5 foot with no boobs though.

i hope tony wins mostly so we can see tony vs conor and gaycheese vs khabile

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>conor would fight ferguson and further erode his brand image

lol never gonna happen. diaz 3 before that. then some other meme fight like jose aldo 2 for sure.

>muh gymnastics
>zero successful female competitors over 17
it's more of a hobby, really

YO FRANKIE, AFTER I GOT DONE FIGHTING THE BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD COWBOY CERRONE, I WANT YOU

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those blocks are lovely

that dude looks so confident in there. arms low, responding to everything. comfy.

>Israel will l-lose..... THIS time!!

if he loses i will be sad because then he can duck natty costa

It caught Elkins several times, Elkins spent a lot of the fight on newborn deer legs.

you do lift, dont you user?

not just one of the dyel simps they show in the crowd who make up 99% of fans?

Need to see this rematch, surely Figueiredo wants to avenge this as well.

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Yeah, I lift. I train BJJ, muay thai, and formerly boxing, but honestly lifting is the best martial art. People are way less likely to fuck with you if you are a lean 200+lbs, and on da streets a fight you don't get into is one you win.

I'm not 'power lifter' strong or anything, I just do it to keep some size on and so people can't bully me as much on the mats.

the cardiolet brawler Pooel loses against izzy as his idea of blocking consists of throwing more punches while you get hit

>Muh Wrestling

where was his supreme top game against whittaker?

all he does is blast a double leg at the end of the round to win points

CRINGE

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Is James Vick the Brendan Schaub of mma?

cringe

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Mad he handled Fig on the feet but couldn't get anything going against Benavidez.

if romero doesnt wrestle this guy will be champion in like 2 years

lal

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He thought he would do what kelvin did times 5.

beefy haha

Webm'd it

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who the fook is this guy

i love this webm for many reasons

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the only person in the division who actually wrestles

It's a terrible mom-ass

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he already lost to shishrael

TAKE ME BOOTY

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That's a weird way to come out of the closet, dude.

Tim Tebow, a professional athlete in any code he wants

nah he won easily and would win even easier in 5 rounds

My favorite part is when she fondles her back because I do stuff like that, too.

Gay weeb faux-yakuza tattoo

unironically there is a gymnast that is training for MMA. Its one of the girls that diddled

the mark of the beta

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You've made a terrible error in judgment because I am a female-ass connoisseur and her ass is really bad. What you've done is expose yourself as an ass-idiot, which is very sad. Have better taste in butts or fuck off

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Thinking about Brendan Schaub lads

You are like a baby

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the fuck the way he crawls away

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Why do MMA fans live vicariously through Joe and Megan's relationship? They do the same shit with Pat and Rose's creepy pedo arrangement.

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>t. ass-blindness
You have assburger's

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mma is for incels

Thats's pretty much what khabib vs ferguson is gonna be

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jussier forsmegma

Wow, look at yourself.. talking shit without backing it up. Instantly lost the story.

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are you a girl with a body like that?

terrible, where are the black QWEENS

You have never touched a woman in your life and this webm proves it.

This is a very good fight night card, starting with qt Macedo

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No :(

>still no ass

>turn me on with asses bro
this guy

go to bed bitch

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starting 1pm fuckboi

The phrase "when was the last time..." about a thing, it typically implies that said thing happened a long time ago.

based zoomer

That's not it. You can't call yourself the ass master and critisize asses left and right without proving you have the credentials to be trusted.

nah not in school anymore mate

wtf this is a solid mini heemday card

Actually a pretty legitimate point considering this is heem, home of the gracie challenge general.

I really can't wait.

>No :(
not sure why you are upset about not being a female college track star.
Just post more of her

im so horny and hungry
give me a pussy to eat

now we're talkin'

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I'm not spoonfeeding you off-topic content in my beloved heem thread but you have a lot to learn about appreciating women's bodies.

Now that's fight card!

Who here wants their fuckin ass beat?

yep

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What a BrapChad.

>off-topic content
>heem thread

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I'm only replying to acknowledge this pathetic cope.

Coming through

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reminder to yall faggots

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>Dutch free dough giveaway

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Moicano at 155.

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>pls screenshot
>*crickets*
>fine, I'll screenshot my own post

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>Maia vs Burns
This will be the spiciest roller in recent memory

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someone else posted the screenshot and i downloaded it
go look at the archive kid.

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The guy that Izzy fought in his second figbt and he beat up for 2 rounds and only won 1 round because he landed a couple takedowns that he did nothing with and then also got USADA'd and exposed as a roider shortly after? Why would he be champion?

>free fight is Whittaker v Israel
FUUCK! IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAY!

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>pls invest more time in my proxy larp

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If Yoel did actually win tho, would he fight Paulo again? It’s the obvious next choice for Israel, does it work the same for Romero?

lmao, pathetic

izzy lost

>falling for judges

lmao

i bet you need to ask someone else to tell you what time it is too you fucking retarded cunt

They'd give him Till, who is the only marketable fighter in that division other than Yole. Dana wants him to be champion so bad.

Has anyone even tried to wrestlefuck adesanya? how good is his TDD actually though? I feel someone bulky/strong with a good chin can take a shot coming in and just wrestlefuck him, won't be hard to take those skinnylegs down.

Bravo, Yoelito heems memesanya, then comes along High IQ Till who decisions yoelito and becomes champ. The prophecy will be true!

>won't be hard to take those skinnylegs down
based retard who has never heard of jon "bones" jones haha

Shut up u stupid turk, you're literally a cazzie who dickrides adesanya all day.

jones is a wrestler whereas izzy isnt haha

seething retard haha

genderbender got mauled and the judges gave him the win

but judges are never wrong as every true fight fan (c) ($) knows

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Salt.

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haha i was destroying his retarded argument that skinny legs means bad tdd with facts and logic
can you believe we have such a stupid cazzie idiot like him in our midst?

I thought he was a neo-Nazi not a Turk?

what’s with heem poping out a new sperg every week?

so i fucked your bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=rxokyCnRe78

i'm neither, kid

>new

If Yoel doesn't touch the belt he was a can all along

I think Bumson tried, but instead he just ran straight forward like always.

it's tawlf, b

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Heem is the premier elite training ground for retards

Coral you should do it too bro

brunson just went for a naked takedown with literally zero (0) setup. its funny to watch. amateur as fuck but apparently these are the best fighters in the world.

>Big Brown Slimdown finally happening
If he sticks to it he'll make 205

>I godda be honest b I just shidded myself because of this new carnivore diet b I need some cbd

with how weak the HW division is right now brendan could walk into the top 10 without any fuss. and he sucks.

This nigga has tried all the meme rogan diets and he keeps looking worse and worse each year.

what will the homeless cats say when brandon is j-j-jacked?

carnival diet? nawl dawlg sounds like bull fuckin shiiiiiiit bee, i gawlta try this new carnival diet.

awl meat. Hawlg for ya hawlg, b.

>shittt

Wait you eat vegtables b? Ya blockbusser b.

What if everyone did roids?

>cucumbers
>zucchinis
>carrots
gonna be real man that shit looks homo

Don't you talk shit about carrots brother

were all on steroids

Off the chart levels of cringe.

>t. roxy

pepper is a plant

my best homie is such a splerg
>coomer chad who fucks a lot of girls and who loves travelling
>all his life wanted to travel to latin america and travel a lot and fuck as many girls as he could (he's chad so that would mean literally hundreds)
>saves for one year to go travelling thru south america for a year
>goes to south america, first stop colombia
>meets a venezuelan girl there, gf's her within the first fucking week
>now after a few months of travelling tells me he is depressed and doesnt enjoy his trip anymore because of his long distance thing with the girl he met
>tell him to dump her and download tinder
>says he cannot because he would feel ashamed since her family hosted him and will host him again in a few months

fucking retard
he could slay 10/10 qts in every latam country but he fixates on a 6/10 venezuelan

>Civilians
Cringe word, but I still say Jorge is based, based on the fact that he consistently calls out Usman for being a bitch constantly. Usman is insanely hateable.

>he wouldn't kiss clawja's beauty bunion

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Do you agree with Luke Thomas' assessment that the majority of MMA fighters are scumbags?
Also how does Romero vs. Israel play out?

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Joe rogan said he lost 12 pounds in one week on this then 4 weeks later said he lost 12 pounds.

I can respect the brainlet game to a point but this is beyond brainlet. There is no scientific evidence that cavemen only ate meat or that it is in any way not detrimental. If you look at the actual Inuit societies that did only eat meat they're all fat midgets.

What are the chances that UFC 249 is cancelled due to fear of the corona virus?

Uhh no b pepper is pepper I mean wader we evun duin heur.

You mean 248?

>If you look at the actual Inuit societies that did only eat meat they're all fat midgets.
You aren't adding in environmental factors for that

zilch

Thoughts on the Fertittas' luxury suite in Vegas?
youtube.com/watch?v=AwK8olyI0zc

No I mean Khabib x Tony

tallim bouwlt the cawlnivowlre dielt?

your maximum bench press for five reps?

> If you look at the actual Inuit societies that did only eat meat they're all fat midgets.
You can't look at them because there aren't any remaining.

Im sure generics play a huge role here.

It would be pretty funny if rogan and all his buddies dropped dead in 12 months tho

That would suck. That fight shouldnt be in NY anyway. It should be in the safety of Nevada.

>his ancestors were too retarded to eat vegetables, fruits, nuts, anything that isnt exactly animal

yikes

>le quirks and features man

is the winner of tony khabib objectively the greatest fighter of all time?

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No they're lightgays

Conor beats both

thank god that the cartels are ravaging mexico

Based.

bernie will clean things up

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Everyday I do, my guy

I would absolutely ravage coral's bum hole if I had had 5 minutes alone with him. He would be completely filled up with my spunk. But yeah I think Yoel will heem Israel.

Oh fer ser b I've been shidding myself all day it's a b-b-beast of a diet b

I don't know what netherlands is so I'm just going to asume you are another sweden like country, haha yu like black peepee :)

Are you telling me rogan pseudo science is good but mine isn't?

when did rogan say cavemen only ate meat?

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has barneyfag ever showed up in /heem/?

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?

If it's Tony yes if it's khabib no

just look joe rogan carnivore diet

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Like every fucking day that's what the carnivore diet is predicated on my guy

>ham planet jiu jitsu

Where my turbo dick let's at?

Anyone know who the all time leader in wins and the all time leader in finishes is?

which one is coral?

why does bjj attract the basedest of boys?

I heard if you eat vegetables you run the risk of actually turning into a vegetable.

A performance institute job or some type of hosting gig that allows him to remain visible.

pat and rose?
go on

Because it's mainstream now. It was never like this 10+ years ago. It was fringe weirdo shit for athletic spergs.

I'm almost certain he's back row, second from the right

Fug what I'd give to park my neck in between those titties on an international flight.

PORTABLE PROTEIN SALESMEN

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cant wait

>Joe rogan said he lost 12 pounds in one week on this then 4 weeks later said he lost 12 pounds.
initial water weight loss and later measurable body fat loss
>There is no scientific evidence that cavemen only ate meat or that it is in any way not detrimental
there is also zero scientific evidence against it
>If you look at the actual Inuit societies that did only eat meat they're all fat midgets
Only video evidence of inuit society was in the film 'Nanook of the North' where the entire family can be seen nude in their igloo. Not fat.
>w-well I will continue to argue this!
I know. You'll be wrong AND ignored.

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it was always for manlet betas who wanted to think they could beat huge guys cause gracie did it

now its for them AND betas who want to do 'fighting' without getting hit or being hit, effectively dangerous massage

*enters your thread*

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>dude just eat meat bro
would be hilarious to see schaub's fat ass get a heart attack, but sadly, he's not going to stick to this diet.

rosenamajunas
Verified
I recently did a Lithuanian article because I was nominated for an award and I just so happened to be in Lithuania. I did not go into detail about the main reason why I made the recent trip (other than to see family of course) My heritage runs so deep! Need to get grounded? Return to the roots! It is an honor to be apart of such rich history! My great uncle Arimantas Dumcius wrote a book on our family tree and the history as it relates to Lithuania’s fight for freedom. It starts with our lineage to an ancient royal bloodline, descending to my great grandfather Knygnesys Petras Dumcius who helped keep the Lithuanian language alive being a “knygnesys” or a book smuggler, then Arimantas Dumcius himself who survived the Siberian deportations and went on to become one of the pioneers of cardiology in Lithuania. There is much more but those are just some of the main points! There was also appearances from Vytautas Landsbergis (leader of the independence “Sajudis” movement) and Sigitas Tamkevičius (cardinal who also survived the deportations to Siberia because of religious persecution) who gave very poetic speeches and left everyone inspired. Some times it’s hard to take it all in but I am so blessed to have been able to make it happen and I actually got some quality time with the family on top of all of it! I feel this is just the beginning of something very special stay tuned!

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Did ufc think they could just gloss over his drug problem? lmfao

>there is also zero scientific evidence against it
The entire human physiology and that you will die on an all meat diet. There is no scientific basis or benefit to it and your krebbs cycle faggatory. Eat a vegetable faggot
Also societies without nutrient rich diets were midgets like you and bo rogan

You don't lose 12 lbs of water weight in a week. Probably like 7lbs water 5 lbs bf

this guy is spammy

Coral?

yo, let the bean take this one

Youd have to starve yourself to lose that much its like 3600cal a lbs of fat

>*gets blacked*

>fat cells are 100% fat, no water

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>what happened? AMERICA HAPPENED.

You said fat loss. fat is lost by energy deficit bozo to lose 5lbs of fat you'd need to burn like 18000cal

Took me a second to realize pic related wasn't her trip to lithuania visiting her relatives.

...

>eats a ghost's pussy while walking out to a fight
truly the goat

>not even comprehending what you're replying to

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That's really not hard at all unless you're a sedentary fatass. He's most likely eating at a deficit and trains a fuck ton.

They glossed over his alcohol, domestic violence and street fighting problems I put nothing past Dana anymore

based

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Watch the fight, user. Issa pretty good jiggle

I would pay to see BJ and Kanye have a conversation.

This. Anyone who missed the card last night needs to watch her ass and thighs once it's in the cage. Easily best ass to enter the octagon. No close second.

Lol. Most people consume 14000 in an entire week.

Herrrr derrrr 18k isn't a lot bro just quit eating, no bigs. I bet you're a 115 pound skeleton that eats white bread and american cheese sandwiches.

he's in love you mong

lol

literally any wrestler and undisciplined prank-ration dumb asses get beat by mma artists. knee to the face askren? gtfo with your stupid nationalism

he looks like a minecraft character

What diet does /heem/.ru recommend to a dedicated lifelong UFC fan?