/Turnleft/

>Blaney murders Larson this time

The real vortex is the friends we made along the way

How the fuck does this keep happening even in climates where it barely rains? Is there some environmental effect that NASCAR has that attracts rain?

Nascar is experimenting with magnets inside the cars and around the track that’s all I can say bro

They are taking potential rain energy from Pocono due to the double header this year.

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They just need to bite the bullet and use rain tires at this point

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Gimmie of Kurt win today

Fug

It's the incredible power of the absolute worst scheduling in the world.

is this the official waifu of /turnleft/

why the fuck would you post a giant high res picture of that?

No

looks like its ok to the south west but not sure with the clouds and temp that it will be dry by 3:40

>official waifu
Fuck off to >>/f1/ with the rest of the 12 year olds, kid.

why ask why, try a coke energy

Suck my balls faggot jew boomer

If they call it for rain, they should just run over to L.A. and hire some Mezkins to drive the race Americans don't want to drive. They'll do it for 20 bucks, easy.

Also, no I’m a /rowdy/ energy drink man

"No."

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lets turn the anger towards shindycar with their new pussy mobile.

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>LA

Just go to the local Home Depot

If you had any balls, you wouldn't be fawning over bitches on the internet, kid.

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somebody will get stuck inside a burning car due to the meme screen

Based

Decker or Deegan?

EVERY FUCKING RACE TILL THE END OF THE SEASON
"JIMMIE IS RETIRING"

I was joke posting about the ugly cunt in the picture. Do you have any reading comprehension at all? What a fucking retard

youtube.com/watch?v=9tuuW2mX1kA

>Kyle out-jewing the jew
Excellent!

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Who?

The top opening looks pretty big.

I'm still mad they took away my home track because it's "too dangerous"....

was the same with joonyah

are we racing tonite or tomoroe? is there a noise curfew that would stop them from running 9 local time. ik the track has lights

and Gor-done

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still way more dangerous than a nascar

I hope someone wrecks lelgano today

Until you hit it with something and it caves in

Xfin race was pretty "meh", so I'm not getting to excited for this one. Unless they hire Mezkins to run the race in the rain, that is....

Decker will gargle your balls after putting it in her ass
Deegan will make you do missionary

yeah but jimmie has 7 more championshops and three times as many wins, at least its somewhat justified

Lmao what the fuck Micheal

I thought all the haters say it was just luck?

Not with stenhouse in the field

It's bad, they use some cutoff between 1 and 2 I didn't even know was there
youtube.com/watch?v=9tuuW2mX1kA

"muh fire" has been used as an excuse to resist literally every safety innovation ever. Back when the HANS device got introduced drivers balked because "If my car starts burning the HANS will trap me inside and I won't be able to get out."

he def benefited from the retarded chase system, but would still have 4 or 5 champis and 83 wins without it

reminder that Jeff Gordon has 12 (twelve) championships

So......both?

It's amazing how much better Michael is in the roving/meme reporter role than Keledge is.

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They said the same thing about seatbelts back in the day. They actually thought you'd be safer if you were ejected from the car. Physics proved otherwise.

Soibois have no place in nascar

byron sounds like a middle schooler

also wasnt kobe a rapist

>Not at least leaning on his door coming to the line
Cuck

>Soibois have no place [on Earth]
ftfy

Byronchads rise up

Official winner roll!

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ah, classic mistake. if straight, michael would be low test, but he's in fact a high test gay man.. ppl make the same mistake with the smiths. different preference, diff test expressions

This is different. Its not hans, its a huge piece of the car that could become deformed and trap the driver inside

>could

Can't wait for >lolgano

If Truex wins, this season is unironically rigged.

>Decker will gargle your balls after putting it in her ass
Only if you give her a truck ride. Imagine what she'd do for a cup ride.

Wonder how many guys he will intentionally put into the wall today yankee pos

Yes, it could. I hope it happens, maybe to alonso

This shit is cringe.

What, you dont like a dried up whore playing Jeopardy with the Macs?

>the absolute cancer that is (((American))) broadcasting
Motherfucker I'm here for racing, not game show trash, not woman's talk gossip, racing. WTF can't they understand about that?

Absolute garbage.

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They'd definitely do it too, since it's his hometrack

>Gridwalk

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Inb4 the rain gets worse, washes the track out and we all get to watch last week's potentially awesome finish ruined again

>p-please Larry Mac, just reach out and strangle that bitch.....just a little bit....please.

Does Joe Gibbs actually use interstate batteries in the racecars? I learned Hendrick gets the cars painted by Axalta instead of using a wrap.

what is larry mac thinking

>weather issues again
HE CURSED US

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somewhere my life went off the rails

>at least i am not michael waltrip

probably that his bank account is looking pretty nice

>Do I choke the bitch or the closeted fag first....

>do people still know me as the crew chief for Dale's only winless season

I miss Dale
My feet hurt

here's your winner today

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>"he" and not the (((fox))) cancer

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William Byron has the most charmed existence I can think of

>Son of a banking executive
>Naturally good looks
>Plays racing video games like a normal kid
>Turns out to be exceptionally gifted at them
>Gets in an actual racecar and is just as good
>Wins championships in every division he enters despite not racing until he hit puberty
>Ends up driving Jeff Gordon's old car for the biggest team in NASCAR with the most successful crew chief of the past 20 years
>Could have been called "Billy" because he's a Jr. but gets called "William" instead which makes him sound like a prince
>Is getting called "Slick Bill Byron" now which is a really cool nickname

Some people just have it all, man.

Imagine how nice Cali would be without democrats

based. he has been close a lot of times

>muh God

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cheating cuck

half the driver bobby allison was

WOOO KOBE WOOOO RIP BABY

>muh god

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its his time dubs confirm

some people hate him because of these things but they make me like him even more

Yea Forums picked the singer I see.

Why did they flip her first and last name

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lmao this girl going ham

>the good Dillon

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very nasally

She has some pipes on her, seen her do another anthem last year. Think it was a baseball game.

just sing the song already let's fucking go

Fuck california

Will Gimmie finally do it today

Good for Kyle, keeping up with the Jews

Is this anthem over yet

No one told my Tyler Reddick is a racetraitor

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FOUND HER

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looks like we got a real bonafide /turnleft/ thread happening today

It's just L.A. and S.F. that are ass. The north and desert areas are filled with decent people.

Logano has team orders to put Gimmie into the wall

when youre an ugly manlet you take what you can get

I was posting this at the same time as you, but you beat me to it! STUPID CAPTCHA!!!

I got to interview him last year for work. He's a nice kid, obviously raised well. A lot of the young kids going into pro sports from the Charlotte area seem to be the same way.

Canon
Cringe

>tfw naphta and settembrini will never announce the race

BTFO

nice digits, but no, today is Kurt's day

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imagine being a h*athen unironically

where the white women at?

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based

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This kind of dumb redneck shit is why I don't go to cup races.

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quit hating fun you fucking boomer

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sounds like faggot 1 is more your speed

*hits pipe*

that looks fun and awesome

>inb4 flag dropped on the racetrack

They sure are pushing this girl involvement thing, aren’t they

It's amazing what leaving the nest of RCR and driving for a mid-tier team like Germain has done for Ty's image. I always thought he was more talented than Austin anyhow.

>rain in 5

Pandering. You mean pandering, and yes, (((they))) are.

cunny

how many dicks did you suck this morning?

yes. potentially untapped market. same reason big businesses support feminism + woke agenda. social justice is peak capitalism

>putting chase in the same class as Harvick, Kryle, and Truex
Yikes

Who is going to win the race

well yeah, involving women is a whole new demographic of potential viewer. Lots of women tuned in every week to see if Jeff Gordon would win, then it was Kasey Khane. The best they have now is Blaney I guess

>that sky
oof

I do not like Joey Logano

Kevin Cactus King the Closer Happy Mr. Where Did He Come From? Harvick

>putting troox and hard dick in the same class as kryle

blaney is a pissant manlet

some dude

It's just smog, no worries about rain.

Built for Bubba Wallace

Would you let Danica play with your driveshaft?

All the women NASCAR fans I know are in love with Bubba Wallace now

I don't think Blaneys target demo is women if you know what i mean

Kurt, Kurt is going to win this race

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>Yikes

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>social justice is peak capitalism
No, it's not. And the pandering cancer the film and TV industry does demonstrates that clearly. Bitches attend mens shit, like races, exactly because it's manly and not laden with attention whoring bitches....which means THEY can attention whore more effectively. Bitches enjoy low competition shit, and the (((marketers))) are too stupid to figure this out.

forecast would disagree

dont forget 'the bull'

the caution flag

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I guarantee Shannon Spake is a raging cunt off camera.

gay for blaney?

thats because he is a Connecticut Yankee masquerading as a NASCAR driver. He needs to go back

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uhhhhh are you fawning over women? go back to /f1/. i am the dictator of this thread

They all are, user.

bitches love lelliott

big if true

fatal wreck roll

Doing God's work, user.

See the dumb marketer thinks "wow we have 90% male fans that means if we had as many female fans we'd have nearly double the audience"

The less dumb realist realizes that no amount of pandering is going to increase your female fanbase 500% and even a 100% improvement will have a minor impact on your total.

Blaney sucks dicks?
When did this rumor start?
He looks and acts like a total bro
I always thought he was the guy I would most like to have a beer with

Hopefully Logano

ahem

NNIN

that is all.

Hamlin in the pits?

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We had (and still have) modified racing in the northeast you faggot.

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pls no

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no hes a total dudebro
youre the fag

>please ignore the raindrops

You're right. I forgot about Chase. Dawsonville is easy to forget about

WHY THO

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HAHAHAHAHAH Oh no no no w*iteoids

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Is Paul Menard commentating on this race? Or did they only book him for the 500?

Come to think of it, if he had a twitch, most of the users here would gladly watch ads just to hear him talk about nascar.

ARE YOU LISTENING FOX???

This new aero package sure keeps them packed together (5-wide!), but it's so slooooooow!

same kind of pacific winter storm that fucked up last Saturday in Las Vegas
we might end up doing this tomorrow

That was nice of them.

How do I pick a favorite driver? I used to be a causal fan and liked Jeff Gordon. Who's someone young with a lot of potential? I don't want to support some boomer who will retire in two years.

Go away Paul

What are my odds to get with Jaime Little?

This meme was never funny

Which driver do you think likes having their butthole played with?

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blaney

Greetings race fans!

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From the Miller Lite Beer Garden above Turn 3 comes the CHEESEWHICH. This specialty sandwich consists of a traditional Smithfield Bavarian salami, and lovingly simmered in a Miller Lite, butter & onions broth. For convient carrying, said salami is served between two salted and lightly toasted Kraft Colby Jack cheese slices. This scrumptious specialty can be purchased for just $10, but only at the Miller Lite Beer Garden.

Be sure to get yours today!

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Dont say that damnit, Monday NASCAR sucks. I have a job. I am sitting here cleaning my guns and drinking Miller High Lifes. Its a perfect race day

this

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They're little

idek even know who tf is driving anymore
I just root for whoever is racan gud thats not busch or lelgano

any stream? im poor n retarded

The same can be said about the majority of the field. Funny enough once northern drivers started to become the majority is when nascar started going downhill.
Coincidence? I think not

Just wait till one of these dipshit broads gets injured in an accident....

Byron is the official young superstar driver of /turnleft/

Byron could breakout any minute. Tons of potential.
Bowman has a pretty good story and a win last year.

geo879 on twitch

Blaney. Blaney is a total bro and will be in the sport for decades

Don't. Make them EARN your favor on the track every week and quit being a fanboy.

Is Auto Club the last fun track on the circuit?

Loudon is a close 2nd place even though it used to shit

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU SLOW THE CARS DOWN THEY SHOULD BE GOING 215
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN'T PASS AND RACE SIDE-BY-SIDE AT THOSE SPEEDS WITHOUT AERO PUSH AND AERO LOOSE TAKING OVER MY HECKIN' RACECARS SHOULD BE GOING AS HECKIN' FAST AS THEY CAN BE ENGINEERED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Root for Chase Elliott

Where all my Loganoheads at?

kek

those girls looked like they could not have been less interested

twitch.tv/geo879

Lol imagine wanting to have a beer with some millennial mullet head faggot who is obsessed with star wars and snoop dog and onions meal replacement drinks.

looks too cloudy

Didn't know this was opposite day.

t. has never watched a ShindyCar race at this shanty track. I don't mean the 2015 crapfest either.

This track was already a big 5 wide wad with 900hp

based leaf

here

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I think not as well

this dirty ass track

rolling for winner

must be from all the homeless people in CA

>all this duh bree
WE MISS YOU SO MUCH HOOTS

They aren't. They just want daddy's money and to go back to Manhattan.

>All this fucking trash

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Kurt for sure

based foodposter

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I see my hotdog wrapper on the back straight!

trash everywhere blowing in from the homeless encampments just outside the track property

Is this trash everywhere symbolic of California?

>rain all over the cameras
>trash all over the track
Nice.

Still sounds allright to me

Caution! The 88 goes around after slipping in a pile of hobo shit.

Welcome to California. Probably a homeless encampment nearby.

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KRUT
R
U
T

Damn those stands are empty

californians sure do care about their environment like all their jew politicians say! Just look how clean this track is! Immaculate!

ROLLING FOR WHO'S GONNA FLIP

why is there so much fucking trash god damn commiefornia

well, its southern california, awesome 20 years ago, a dirty shithole today

Move to the Loudon area in NH, much better.

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reporting in

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85% homeless Mexican population

Harvick's looking slow :(

California is too busy pushing communism to enjoy America.
They will all die in the 2nd American civilwar

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Reminder this race almost sold out 3 years ago
fucking fickle ass Cali "fans"

why no duhbree

Gimmie's car is so loose he's gonna wreck

>what's this crowd going to do
Fucking nothing

This is a fun fight

ohhh boy whats this crowd gonna do when jimmie takes the lead??????...... Celebrate with a woohoo and throw more trash on the track

no Hoots

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Clean your track you commie Mexican scum

based, ty

its cold today. you expect a homeless southern californian that lost their job to a fucking mexican to come to the race?

>user makes a, "No one is here" post
>NASCAR shows full stands

Bowman's team found speed early this year.

nah that's good ol' gimmie

This racing is pretty kino, not gonna lie. Feels like a mix between an Indycar oval race and a plate race

I love you gimmie! Im 6 years old and have been watching you since i was 2! and im black!

you seem upset.

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I can't wait until Fox gives up the rights

They found one with people in it?

>gimmie really leaving
;-------------------;

It was a close up by the flagstand

IndyCars are light and are capable of going at extremely high speeds without losing all handling. A big bulky stock car can't do that.

(((NBC))) is even worse.

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corona

>Wanting an entire season of NuBC

yikes

>10 laps in
>4 cars fighting for the lead
>multiple lead changes
>GOAT in last season up front

Yep, I’m thinking this post is correct

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lmao

big fax

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>4 cars fighting for the lead
in what world do you see any fight going on?

I'm not sure they have a spare hand since they're busy strangling the NHL.

Is Toyota done?

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>Troox started dead last and with a rigged car
>top ten already
encucumber incoming

i'm david hoots, and i love logistics

this kills nunascar

Does anyone else watch the race and listen to the in car audio from their driver?

>cars are getting further away from leader with each passing lap
user just accept it

did you just tune in?

What was that segment, 45 seconds long?

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There are highers ups at Fox (or at least one of them) that's a Nascar fan. They've said they would take the whole year before if they didn't have football.
NBC wants the whole year because /hoc/key ratings are lagging behind us. It would also complete their motorsports package, but I don't think Nascar wants all their eggs in one basket like that.
The only option would be for CBS to get back into the racing game, and that's not out of the question. They've never really stopped covering motorsports, they just switched to niche stuff like SuperTrucks and Rallycross. They've been wanting World of Outlaws for their new CBSSN, and I'm sure they'd love to get Nascar back if they had the chance.

wtf I love Mike Bloomberg now

did you only watch the first 3 laps then ignore everything else after?

encumber isn't a thing anymore. they will straight up DQ now

43, go...user. Be sure to watch the commercials, now.

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Didn't Kobe die three weeks ago?

>25/200
Good job Fox

No, these are

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nothing excites me more than jeff fucking gordon talking about kobe bryant during a nascar race

9 car has passed 10 cars the last 10 laps.

he's the patron saint of Los Angeles

>The only option would be for
NASCAR to film the shit themselves and stream it like we were living in the g'damn 21st century already, and SHITCAN the g'damn socialist (((broadcasters))) of nu-murrica.

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God I forgot about this pic
Muh dick

>did you just tune in?

>have kobe tribute lined up for 24th lap
>be at commercial

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Too fast entering. #9

>diredditetto in top 5 with shit team

is he the best nunascar driver

>cars in place 2, 3 and 4 getting progressively further away from the leader
keep telling me how there is a big fight for the lead user

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>pit crew noises
Don't know why it's so comfy, but I love pit time.

WoO on CBSSN would be awesome

Well, uh, don't get used to it, apparently.

>larsons car was loose last week
>complains of it being loose this week
are we put on this earth just to suffer

the fucking engineer needs fired for that

"shit team" lol

They always fuck up the meme stuff during the broadcast.
Every. Time.

did you just tune in?

I just heard their team radio say penalty.

its essentially a penske car

>Wood Brothers
>shit
Your kind ain't welcome here, boy

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(((promoted!)))

i meant tefrntly offiously they used to be kings

Are you implying the wood brothers are some sort of solid and relevant team? Lol

TRICKY RICKY
this is a smart move actually

It's Penske's 4th car

fuck i forgot to bet on my man Stenhouse.

I can't stand his fake excitement for calling the race.

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Now that they don't have a spoiled rich kid slouching in the car, yes.

Guys didnt Roush Racing used to have 5 cars? holy fuck how the mighty have fallen

Fox is in the financial backlash stage of their ridiculous TV deal, which is why everything is Charlotte green screens and celebrity colour commentators this year, I don't know if that enthusiasm still holds up now.

I feel like at some point the bottom has to fall out on NBC buying up all these motorsports rights, kind of like how ESPN used to have everything in the early days when they needed to build up the network but then dropped it all like a bad rash when they picked up the mainstream sports that actually make money.

>droplets on the camera
>the weather is improving!
sure Mike

Why is Alex bowman sponsored by a city?

>Bowman and Blaney 1-2 again
What did their teams find?

We didn't deserve Paul Menard

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were you betting on who he is wrecking today?

Looks like Chevy is going to win a lot of races this year, what changed?

because hes smalltime

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Jesus Christ Paul go away. Race a GT3 or something.

Fox literally has no programming for FS1

yellow white under commercial

that would be logano

MEMES
ARE
REAL

What the fuck Denny

On that note, what's going to happen in the next 10 years once all the old big-team car owners start retiring/dying? Are there clear succession plans in place, or are we just going to see the field be split up into a larger amount of smaller teams that purchase what's left?

Local Adderall addict forgets his Adderall

>lelson

good bet

>larsons fucked
great now i dont feel bad about turning this shit off

also, more guys need to drive hard like hamlin

Why not just run half the season on SPEED? Would much rather have that, but Dish stopped carrying the channel so I'd have to switch

>DUDE BUMP DRAFT IN THE CORNERS AT A 2 MILER LMAO

why did denny do it bros

"essentially" lol
Ok but Just dont be heartbroken at seasons end when the 21 car is no where near the real penske cars

based Hamlin

I guess NASCAR Heat 4 is realistic after all

>harvicks car description
basedo

>Drop UFC
>Drop NASCAR
Only PBC Boxing and WWE left

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yup now 4mph slower than leaders

>having cable/satellite tv
Yikes
antenna is the only way to go

thats how i feel about my cock sometimes..

>Speed
Buddy... Hate to break it to you...

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You mean you don't want to watch texas vs arkansas women's basketball?

user... it's been seven years you need to accept it

How many fucking commercials do we need?

fuck Alex Sõyman

Don't know if you're a big dummy or pretending to be a big dummy but SPEED became FS1

typical larson

y

>forgetting when Blaney finished 9th in points and Logano missed the chase already

I personally hate DiBenedetto for going after me on twitter for calling out his shitty 32 team. But he's far better than Menard who was holding that team back.

>literal Wendy’s chef
Are they trying to passively communicate with Yea Forums

Not even his fault this time. Denny raced like it was Daytona

>Segway to Wendy's ad
>McDonald's car in the wall

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Remember what I said about Fox not being able to afford the ridiculous amount they paid for NASCAR TV rights anymore

>"essentially" lol

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tune in to wind tunnel after the race. I'm already on hold to call in.

Lol you are a fucking idiot

>SPEED

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Troox being a crying pussy faggot, what else is new

you now remember the menards empire autist account ragequitting this year because paul left and dronal drimpf

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Just call this boring ass race at the end of the stage

Supercars model is the way to go. Ex-racers in the booth, minimum attention whoring women, good bants, no ads. Why U.S. fox can't do the same is beyond me.

>big juan

>mike joy will die in your lifetime

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>They can both suck my big dick

take the logano pill

WELCOME TO THE BLANEY ERA

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Why does McDonald's need a corporate chef? How hard can it be to come up with ideas for hamburgers? Especially when McDonald's uses stuff that can barely be called food?

Harvick and Bowyer in the booth for 2021

>cars touch
>17 year time penalty

who are the meme drivers on the circuit

>Mike Joy is 70

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DiRedditdetto

Go back to re dd it, homo.

>no ads for 4 hours

imagine being this retarded

>joey logano will die in your lifetime

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Who else is going to start doing a shot every commercial break?

>no ads
great take brainlet

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Is that your twin with the fat face,brown skin and grey hair?

Yea, there's that.....but they do let them get away with alot compared to some other race series.

Why the FUCK can’t anyone offer boneless tendies that I can make at home and don’t taste like shit?

Leafer gets owned, ad hominem.

ad infinitum

I'm really glad I disassociated myself from most of the big power players on NASCAR Twitter. The use of the word "toxic" is interesting here considering that they project those qualities onto everyone else. What a bunch of crybabies.

>There are fags on this board RIGHT NOW who doubted Based Blaney

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Imagine hating someone because they justifiably called you out for being dumb on Twitter. Like no shit everybody knew the 32 team sucked.

>3rd place is near 10 seconds out
based race lads, really love praying for a caution or else nothng fucking happens at all

Who the fuck wrote this?

Bowman kinda needs to win this pretty bad to keep his ride.

he hates the coca cola family of drivers

I remember that account. He started trolling Menard but got some attention and subconsciously became a fan of him. What a retard.

Guy looks more aids infested than Timmy boy richmond

what did troox say when he was throwing a fit? my dad called and I missed it

>comes in second
He would only have as many wins as his daddy if not for utter meme shit

Bowman actually won a race? Forgot about that.

> looks more aids infested

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20 and 11 can kiss my ass, with several beeps in between

It'll be the only one.

they got their shit together while toyota just rested on their laurels

twitter.com/PMenardEmpire/status/1228871603783639040

He didn't know, then weeks later changed his tune and announced he was leaving the team. Were you one of the retards that slobbed all over him?

What will be Denny's excuse this time?

Uhhh....

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>i need every sport channel possible
i doubt it

He had a stretch of second place finishes and then won Chicagoland.

Would've won the roval if Chase hadn't gotten lucky with no damage in his wreck.

If Chevy doesn't win every week than flyover boomers tune out.
I wish I was kidding.

too choked up over kobe

Not sure theres really anyone threatening to take over that seat right now especially with them already needing to find a driver for the 48

It's funny every time.

of course joy is in a fucking gordon cart

I know what I said, shitlips.

>memes a Pocono win
>wins from third at Roval
>fumbles and barely wins at a superspeedway

TRUMP FLAG SPOTTED

>reee nascar turned into a dumb angry redneck sport recently!

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It's a contract year and he has issues getting sponsorship, I think he needs at least a win this year to secure it.

Why is Fox making Michael Waltrip their Rutledge Wood?

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hopefully bowman get cucked soon

dios mio

>painting of danica in the back
pottery

>pic related
Didn't expect that.

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It really seems like it.
Surely they know that all the fans hate it. I saw someone who said they were nearby when Rut was filming one of his segments last year and all the fans were making fun of him. I don't know why they keep trying, fans clearly hate it.

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Have you been to Raising Canes?

NOOOOOOO THIS IS CALIFORNIA YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERINOS!!!

Rumor Mill:

Is Kyle really getting Monster Energy Girl: Jungle Fever Edition?

Is Joey Logano really Richard Pettty's bastard son?

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Why do trump supports have to bring politics into everything? Can't we just enjoy the fucking race? My wife's son started crying when that came on the screen.

NBC has too many voices on their broadcast and too much shit that takes away from the racing. I can't believe they haven't missed something absolutely major during one of Rut or Parker's in-race segments yet.

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are they gonna give jimmie a (((win))) at his home track for his last race here?

will this ever stop being funny? only time will tell

Let's just make shit up as we go like 'Drunken Brian France' on twitter.

Of fucking course.

Did you see his Superman car win here back in 2016 or whatever. Couldn't have been more rigged

Kyle petty would be more believable
Still, i >miss adam

>no mini mike ads

...

It's Blaney business frome here on out

kek

still not prepared in the penske shop = not a real penske car

>danny trying to kill bread now

I live in South Carolina, no political ads at all today

life is pretty good lads

>the average Gimmie fan

Another rumor for you thats been in NASCAR since the 80s: Kyle Petty didnt live Petty Enterprises, he was kicked out by his dad after Richard caught Kyle doing cocaine in a car with Tim Richmond at Rockingham

ah fuck here comes lolgano

is chevy unfucked?

were the fuck is stenny?

Ryan Blaney slept in a teepee this week speaking with natives on how nascar can diversify its cancerous white male masculine culture and how to get more natives into racing. To attract the younger natives to his speech ryan blaney offered free sniffs of sunoco racing fuel.

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>Richard caught Kyle doing cocaine in a car with Tim Richmond at Rockingham
I believe it

Plans fell apart when Blaney explained they couldn't get drunk before the race.

It was weird because they all slept inside of their house.

gimmie will win the championship this year

they hardcore rigged it, phoenix is one of his streak tracks from 07. he will win the last 3 races in a row for that gimmie dominance

Never.

>british pill merchant owl.

now THAT'S a racing rumor

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Nascar rumor: Magnussen is gonna race in Nascar.

Blaney did dmt this week and will be known as the point in which the domination of Ryan Blaney began. He's unstoppable now, 8x champ soon.

it stays funny because you can actually see the moment he says "ahhhhhh fuck it" out loud

I'd rather have SVG

>lell

Bell is taking an ass whoopin'.

Would love his energy in the sport

Definitely not a surprising one

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le Folgers man
If it werent for AIDS, Tim Richmond would have been a NASCAR legend for decades

>cancer pussy

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888 alliance with JGR when

All that hype about Leavine becoming a fifth Gibbs team is aging poorly. Plus the fact that Gibbs is never going to let another Toyota team become more competitive than them after they killed Furniture Row.

This is so much more fun to watch without commentary.

Brian had to stay clean all day, and this was his last obligation before he could hit the powder room

>Truex coming to ruin everything

I do recall in David Poole's biography of Richmond that he was disliked by Richard Petty.

You think there's some boomer out there that still has a surround sound setup and cranks it up during crank it up?

Yes but not at the 550hp tracks

Thats a man that needed to take a piss, and right fucking now

He was disliked by all of the old heads as well. David pearson punched him in the face.

Dale all of the younger guys at the time loved him though

what they did to Furniture Row is shameful. Furniture Row won a chip, but it cost them their team

The rarest of creatures, a green flag pit stop. Don't move suddenly, you'll scare it!!

>That big JUAN

I really want him to race two xfinity races at the roval and indy with his 42 havoline car

>Clit

and a caution is out

...AND IT'S GONE

>Clint Boiler

I did that and I'm a neo-doomer

they have to pit for tires way sooner than they run out of fuel. It's nice to see

clit just scared them

I'm fucking hammered and the race is only half over

>Goodyear said don't go below 18 psi
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why would I want a Ram pickup with a tailgate that opens like a rear door?

It’s eaiser for your wife’s son to get out that way

because people who buy that used the bed to store their dildos

NEW THREAD

What's for dinner?

Didn't Richmond instigate that? It was on pit road after the '84 Firecracker 400

my wife's son is a dildo

stuffed salmon and ceasar salad