Requiem for Aves subedition
>Friday, Feb 28 2020
0-0 Portimonense vs Vitoria de Setubal
>Saturday, Feb 29 2020
0-0 Rio Ave vs Belenenses SAD
0-1 Boavista vs Gil Vicente
>Sunday, Mar 1 2020
1-3 Aves vs Pacos de Ferreira
17:30 Maritimo vs Braga
20:00 Vitoria de Guimaraes vs Tondela
>Monday, Mar 2 2020
19:30 Santa Clara vs FC Porto
20:45 Benfica vs Moreirense
>Tuesday, Mar 3 2020
20:00 Famalicao vs Sporting CP
EUROPA LEAGUE GAM-
>oh, wait...
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First for Attacking Portugal.
>1-3 Aves vs Pacos de Ferreira
poor birds
Switch Ronaldo and jota
Pretty sure he is, yes.
Alright /tugão/, you are to follow these rules accordingly before posting unless you want to end up in trouble with the law.
>Post Penis erect length
>Post your team currently in the Liga NOS™
>Favorite player
>Post Nationality
>Carvalho in or out
If your penis falls below the required length to post(15,5 cm as of 2020) you will be exiled na Margem Sul for 2 months with no parole.
If your nationality does not correspondent to any country in the European continent, you are to be executed in Alcochete.
Failure to comply will result in immediate detention with a deduction of your monthly cod ration supplied by the Portuguese Govern with the right to trial being determined by your penis size.
Notes:The requirement for stating penis related girth was removed do to complaints of "just being too fucking gay faggot", so anyone asking for such info of others should be reported back here for further questioning and possible exile.
The requirements relates to Bruno de Carvalho was added as a means to gather information on the posters veracity and trust regarding any subject he might have an opinion on.That said Bruno in.
first for sexy portugal
All 3 of them are gay
NOoOoOoOoO not My benfiquistão
>16.7 cm
>Guimarães
>Navas
>Guimaralense
>In of course
not sure whether or not to feel the brun lads
cristiano ronaldo might be BI, not fucking gay and there's zero evidence that andre silva or paciencia are gay
>more ministério público convenient leaks before the accusation is put forth
Getting real tired of this shit public trial trend Costa.
17 cm
Porto
Christian Ronald
Setubalês
Out
14.7
Sporting
Haaland
Scalabitano
Ofc in
16.6cm
Porto
Andre Silva
Portugues
In
>14.7
Im going to need to know the measuring units sir, for both our sakes.
Cm
16,5cm
Zpording
Bernardo Silva
Torres Vedras
#VOLTABRUNO
Gonna need you to come with to the station sir.You seem to have been browsing this general with a penis length below the requirements (15.5 cm).
See you at margem sul.
>George Soros é acionista da Unitel via PTV, e deu dinheiro a Rafael Márques, que "partilhou" o gozo do dinheiro com Ana Gomes.
hmmm. Isabel dos Santos named the jew and apparently no one gave a fuck
Biopic when?
Soon.
He should have a statue already at Benfica stadium
>the two things are not compatible
why not? afaik UEFA isn't part of the civil or criminal jurisdiction. They're an independent body. They can do whatever the fuck they want.
I will only forgive this guy for being a complete dumbfuck if he manages to get Vieira arrested and have Benfica be free of him.
Hows your breathing?
normal so far
the virus makes you cough and difficulties in breathing.As long as you dont feel like coughing your guts out, your good.
Reported.
Braga winning at halftime
noooooo this can't be right all the nice lawyers on the media say that rui pinto is the bad guy
You should go watch Benfica match in the stadium tomorrow, that will lift your spirits.
why was this deleted.. what is the portuguese government hiding????
>no Seferovic
>probably no Ferro
Easy win for Benfica
Sure, that's why I want him to go. : ^ )
Wtf, im scared now.
: ^ )
>: ^ )
_>: ^ )
>B SAD
>Braguilha
Rangers destroyed Amorimball
FODA-SE CA PUTA DE VENTO Ó CHAVALO CARALHO TODAS AS SEMANAS A MESMA MERDA UM GAJO JÁ NÃO PODE TAR DESCANSADO
GOLOOOOOO
>90+8
o melhor tempo é o de finais de outubro e inicios de novembro NMO (na minha opiniao)
>VARga
>Félix
he's been shit all season and we have lots of lads in much better shape to play in that position.
It's not 2008 anymore lad. Ronaldo can't play on the wing
hot, but Diogo Jota needs to be on the team
>that audience
but doctor, I am Benfica
>he's been shit all season
???
he's been atlético's best player by far in most matches
>>Ronaldo can't play on the wing
>meanwhile everytime he plays on the wing at Juve he not only scores, but keeps up the pace in 1st for best goalscorer in the league
>Diogo Jota needs to be on the team
this might be the worst post in tugão history
wrong.
Ronaldo plays mostly in central positions to get on the end of crosses and tap the ball in.
He's 35 and lacks the pace to be an elite left winger.
might as well just say you never watch juve matches
i dont get it. where's the SIC/TVI report on Benfica?
The Benfica corruption report? On TVI they said it's later on the news, don't know about SIC maybe the same thing.
#
>the big revelation is that benfica paid 600€ meals in vouchers
ok.
man clara de sousa is still a top milf
how does she do it
>benfica is a corrupt team
More news at jornal da meia noite
How is Benfica guilty of the refs being fat fuck? Literally trying to kill Benfica.
OH NO NO NO NO BENFICA BROS WE GOT TOO CORRUPTED
it's not even 600€ per person, it's 60-80€ kek.
RUI GOMES DA SILVA IS BEHIND THIS BECAUSE HE WANTS VIEIRA TO GO TO JAIL SO HE CAN BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
based and redpilled
he'd bring #BENFICAEUROPEU back.
The 600€ meals for refs are just the tip of the iceberg?? The police are still going for the mails?? I thought they couldn't use the Rui Pinto mails as evidence.
the 600€ isn't for the refs. individual meals were between 60~80€.
Yeah... Sure. Like they'd go to a cheap restaurant.
what?
Yes, 600€ for the ref team.
also for some """ladies""" they brought with them
>tfw a whore gives you a handjob below the table while you are eating lagosta and sampling beers from all over the world at Museu da Cerveja, all paid by Benfica.
refs are living the life
Noooo benficabros... We got too much money and corruption
Very convenient timing for these Benfica news.
Noooo.... ELES QUEREM MATAR O BENFICA
Baseadão
Oh no.... Futre is crying
His redemption arc will be better than all of Breaking Bad combined.
since BdC announced his candidacy things have flipped become lively in portuguese football
Futre mandou um abraço ao poderoso brunao de carvalho
Next level cope
DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL
Oh no no no no bdc talking on his radio and ABSOLUTELY raping the eagles
on my way, paulo
t. brunão
kek
i don't think Bruno even in his Punished form can stop the iggles
Us sporting and Porto stand together and no one can stop that
Stand Master:「Bruno de Carvalho」
Stand Name:「Gosto muito de você, Leãozinho」
Lisbon lads, just got home from a 2 week vacation outside europe. Going to uni tomorrow, are you lil niggas using masks in publ*c transport or not? I used one the whole flight but i dont want to look like a fucking retard in public tomorrow
based
luv sporting
luv porto
'ate benfica
simple as
Don't use it. There's no risk of getting that virus
Pertinent question
You can't catch the virus in Portugal, it's a well known scientific fact.
I was going to say you already look like a retard and a mask won't make a difference, but as I care for /tugão/ members I'll say no, haven't seen anyone wear a mask here yet.
people haven't been using those so far
don't be paranoid about it, just follow the general advice from DGS
Thank you, I rather catch the virus than look more awkward than I already look
You travelled to asia, didn't you?
Has the german stalker killed her yet?
hehe ;)
Last I heard of him he went back to Germany but rumors on /kpg/ say he's planing to murder her and then suicide. Lets hope that its not the case.
well fuck, maninhos dragartos
we got too cocky
You are a maninho of culture, but I must summon agent Mamadu Varela to escort you to the nearest hospital without compromising public order.
That wouldn't surprise me tbqh, that germ is as insane as they come.
Fodasse, já não quero saber, admito aqui mesmo que o meu clube são todos os que jogam contra o Benfica. Odeio esse clube de merda. Tentei ser Sportinguista mas não rende, no fundo sempre fui anti-benfica.
Dare I say this is one of the most, if not really the most, based post in the history of /tugão/ ?
How many votes is he going to get?
1, from Pinto da Costa himself
Just take the Campeonato de Portugal or Distritais pill, mano
kek
é lidar maninho
ahaha >sporting
>bruno redeption arc just keeps delivering
>not even a week since his release and the boifica menance is already taking Ls
not even a writer could write this down, this makes the Epic of Gilgamesh look like a joke. Cant wait to see boifiquistas concentration camps and see bruno bathing in moor blood
Can't wait to see Sporting get split in two and become forever irrelevant
You wish boifica
For me, it's SSAD.
that will only be the day bruno dies and the club will be unable to decide where to bury him, the choices being panteao nacional or bellow alcochete
>SSAD vs Sporting 2022
Move aside SLB v SCP, a new derby is coming to town
>You wish boifica
You think we don't want that too?
just accept bruno will solve corruption in portugal. After bruno himself demotes benfica do distrital, your pathetic club is next on the hit list
No. Sporting and Porto are brothers
Boas noites /tugão/, hope your dreams are happy and filled with Bruno.
behead those who insult benfica
more like very conveniant timing for these Porto news
whats his platform?
kek based
>"Há uma perda de competitividade do F. C. Porto, que começa nas contas e que passa para a área desportiva do clube", disse José Fernando Rio, jurista, 52 anos, que ficou conhecido por ser comentador no Porto Canal. "Esta é uma candidatura por um F. C. Porto com contas saudáveis, de ambição desportiva, por um F. C. Porto de futuro, que volte à luta pela hegemonia no futebol nacional e pelas conquistas internacionais", acrescentou.
>"Nem tudo o que está para atrás foi mal feito, mas as coisas pioraram muito nos últimos tempos", argumentou José Fernando Rio. Fala numa candidatura "por amor ao F. C. Porto", que terá como objetivos a melhoria das contas, dos serviços de "scouting" e a construção de um Centro de Formação de Jogadores - uma área em que os portistas "ficaram para trás, comparativamente com outros clubes", sublinhou.
Watched a romantic movie... Alone...
so, that retard tried to sell yesterday that "it's the end and the fall of Vieirone" when is the same SHIT of the vouchers, but saying "it's over 600 euros guys" when is 60 or 80euros per person when the liga allows until 150 euros?
When will you retards show off Benfica buying refs with some audio or video or some texts claiming that to win games? I am waiting for that shit for 2 years that "the best is to come" and still got nothing. Just retards overacting and making scenes, talking about witches and ghosts, bringing BdC on the table and priests.
But losing between 50 to 60 million was obvious since they failed the champions. Marques and Porto canal getting fucked was also obvious
Be the 1st in line when PdC retires to claim he was brave facing PdC.
He will also sell the idea of "muh uefa champions youth" that dumb portistas are following, which is literally Sporting tier and that Vierone also tried to sell and DOESNT WORK THAT WAY.
The Porto news come from the club itself, retard.
>TWO CORONA POSITIVES IN PORTUGAL
FUCKING FINALLY DIE BOOMERS I NEED CHEAP HOUSING
jn.pt
>Porto
That's just Tecatito and his wife
WE DID IT, CMTVBROS! WE FINALLY HAVE CORONAVIRUS IN PORTUGAL!
TURN ON CMTV
personally, i blame tourism
>first cases in porto
>Dad just traveled to Porto yesterday
Oh god please no
Portugal has corona now. Sad.
BOM DIA /tugão/!
its just tecatito and his wife calm down
Which one do guys think has the easiest access to the patients, Sto.António or S.João? I want to help spread the gift of coronavirus
São João
A friend of mine that studies there let me full access there, on our first week of college. My friends of Santo Antonio didn't give me full access
Remember to wash your hands regularly.
Based. Fuck poorto
Thank you based Noi poster.
Brb then, we'll have a meetup later on to discuss the fastest way to spread it throughout the country.
That's a crime!
Just dont infect mano, I dont want to skip the gym because of a chink flu.
They should have taken cautions since the beginning in the airports. But retards waited shit to happen and for international orders
But they dont clean buses or anything. And people here are always coughing during this season
Go back to the kitchen, woman
Ah ah ah, I'm joking of course.
[spoiler]Meetup will be in Santa Catarina at 15h[/spoiler]
baseadinho
What is he saying?
oxalá irmão
Divide and conquer... classic
bla bla bla Sporting should divide itself in two: bruno de Carvalho faction vs old boomers faction.
I don't get it.
chink racism is pretty based desu.
Last president of sporting is bdc (Bruno de carvalho) he did an incredible job but he was getting too much attention so people attacked our training ground and bdc got all the blames. He didn't to anything. This week he said "I'm going to get myself again into being sporting president" and people are already freaking out.
Boomers watch tv and tv doesn't like bdc. There's Rui Brás, Rui Santos and cmtv always degrading bdc and boomers eat all that crap. With our current president we're crap.
That image is just an opinion from a Porto fan that we sporting will split and create the bdc part against the boomers part
Who will it be?
I personally doubt any of them is leaving their teams to return to Portugal, but ok
NOoOoOoOoO benficabros
Bdc can be president of the sad, with some friend or family member as president.
With time SCP could became SSAD and Os Spoting,like the Belenenses on lower divisions and BSAD on the 1st division
>no TOPMISTER
Obvously,the cowards. It would be LuisCastro since It fits the roll of puppet.With management being done by agents
feeling a bit of a fever, and have a bit of a cough might go to estadio da luz for some lageball
This. They just want another yes-man.
based
>the absolute state of the flags in this thread
I guess it truly is /plswatchourleague/
We were doing fine until you showed up. Vai para a puta que pariu, corno.
SHut up chink
ching chong palong
QUEREM MATAR O BENFICA
SIE WOLLEN BENFICA TÖTEN
WTF!? i hate Ventura now
based
Sporting unironacally needs a Night of the Long Knifes
fucking based
The Alpha Macho Lusitanus
absolutely baseado
Labrego arraçado de Dom Afonso Henriques pqp hahaha
>É PARA TU VERES O HOMEM QUE EU SOU
>AGORA NAO FALAS MAIS DO NOME DO MEU CLUBE
>NEM TU NEM O CORNO DO PRESIDENTE DO BENFICA
>ESSE BADALHOCO QUE PEDIU PARA EU MATAR O JOTA MARQUES
kek
Isn't this like a year old?
what does this have to do with benfica
lads.
i had this dream last night I was in my best friend's house and he let me watch him have a threesome with his gf and another girl.
in the end he also let me put my fingers inside her gf's pussy and butthole. it was weird
even in your dreams you're a beta cuck
My naughty dreams rarely involve me fucking girls. They are always about starting at naked girls or getting a little blowjob. I think that's because whenever I have sex with girls in my dreams I cum almost instantly and wake up because of that
It's actually weird how you can experience emotions in your dream. I felt so happy in my last dream that waking up was the biggest disappointment of my life. It was unreal.
Fucking brains how do they work.
used to be the same with me
nowadays I'm always somewhat aware that I'm dreaming so I never get that disappointment/relief feeling when I wake up
I remember dreaming about dating Astolfo and at some point we hugged while laying down in bed and I felt this warm feeling inside and it made me cry.
When I woke up, I felt really sad inside for the rest of the day.
I not even a trap fag and never watched the fate series but that dream hit hard.
Stop watching tranny porn.
I know that feeling too well.
goooolo
BASED MANAFÁ
PLEASE FUCK MY GF
Nacionalismo é uma doença
Its the only cure
kinda cringe
That image is patriotism not nationalism retard.
Are we winning the league portobros
OLHA COMO EU PENSO COM A MINHA CABEÇA E NÃO PENSO COM A CABEÇA DOS OUTROS E DIGO O QUE TENHO A DIZER PORQUE ESTA MERDA DESDE QUE FOMOS ELIMINADOS DA MERDA DAS COMPETIÇÕES EUROPEIAS QUE VÃO ATÉ AO AZERBAIJÃO ESSA PUTA DE COMPETIÇÃO DESDE QUE FOMOS ELIMINADOS E HÁ O VINÍCIUS A COMEÇAR NO BANCO EU COMO ANÓNIMO O LAGE ESSE FILHO DA PUTA SE FORES FALADO NO TUGÃO Ó CORNO POR MIM NÃO ÉS BEM-VINDO MEU FILHO DA GANDA PUTA PORQUE EU ATÉ À DATA DE HOJE NÃO ME ESQUEÇO QUANDO DISSESTE QUE VISTE UM BENFICA À BENFICA COMEMOS LÁ OS TRÊS GOLOS COM A DEFESA TODA FODIDA E A JOGAR EM POSSE CONTRA UMA EQUIPA TREINADA POR UM VIMARANEIRO QUE APOSTA NA TRANSIÇÃO RÁPIDA GANDA CORNO POR MIM NO TUGÃO SÓ ÉS POSTADO DE JOELHOS CHUPA-ME NA CABEÇA DA PIÇA MEU FILHA DA PUTA ORA AGORA PÕE O BALOFO DO PEDRO GUERRA A FALAR CONTRA MIM IDE P'RA PUTA QUE VOS PARIU CARREGA BENFICA VAI P'RA PUTA QUE TE PARIU Ó LAGE
Colonialism is nationalistic, not patriotic.
Who is this Ben Figa anyways?
What colonialism? That guy winning or wanting to win the tournament is colonialism? Lmao
>colonialism is nationalistic
Not really. You had colonialism without nationalism or a sense of nation for about 300 years.
Look at the artwork retard.
I did. Indians firing on innocent portuguese ships.
I missed this pasta.
benfica will slip today
C'MON PORTO SCORE SUM MORE FACKIN GOALS
oh shit otavio is kill
this unironically but for vieira
Another missed penalty...
NOOOO XISTREMA BROS
WE GOT 2 COCKY
Porto and missing penalties, name a better couple
Porto and corruption.
BASED MARCANO
benfica and vouchers for refs
Fruta and café com leite
Bacalhau com natas
>that dude in CMTV dual-casting both games at the same time
That's actually pretty impressive, to be honest
Árbitros e Calor da Noite
dubs for benfica slip
All he does is scream whenever someone is near the opponent's goal, even when it's not a goal scoring opportunity.
Para mim é o Ferro a trinco e o Vaigal a defesa-central
I don't think we were ever this bad with RV. It's embarrassing.
With samaris on, certainly weigl is being used more offensively right?
Not watching the game. Please respond.
*sips*
Same pic
>adeptos a aperceberem-se que o Tavares nunca acelera com a bola
>"os benfiquistas ainda vão ter saudades do Rui Vitória" - Luís Filipe Vieira, this time 2019
Well well well
>this fucking match
I don't miss him one bit.
hm
Stream ded
MARCANO AND HEADERS
SERGIO OLIVEIRA AND FREE KICKS
>Stream
why aren't you watching the game on your paid BTV subscription, like a proper Benficabro?
I don't pay for stuff I can get for free - much else stuff that expensive
>seething moors projecting
everytime
>I can get
Not right now, you don't
Already got another one, mister. Took a whole minute
mata te comuna
our colonialism was nation building dumbarse
all our rightful clay are still happy with our common history and a lot of them still feel close to Portugal
my sister is planning on doing voluntary work in mocambique
moors and projecting
Enjoy your 360p
She's built for bbc
Can she do some voluntary work in my bed first?
>muh pixels
So how much are you wasting per month instead of spending that in wine to drink with cuties in a park?
>mata te comuna
Política patriótica e de esquerda, burrão!
wtf mine is too
are you me?
how much is sport tv per year? Im becoming a rich fag and I might pay because im tired la
anons about to get niglet nephews
i dont know. mine is going in April and is staying for two weeks. and yours?
the vouchers are doing their work
Oh no no no no no no
OH NO NO NO
Im not sure but I think its around early may too
RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA
Will be either offside or handball.
>tell the ref we have more free meals on the way
Pahahaha
Para mim era
is pizzi ok? he might have taken alcohol instead of peds
>have 2 camera angles
>closest one shows the ball hitting the chest
>furthest pixelated one seems like a handball
What do you say /tugão/?
>not 4-3-3
(contra as equipas de merda)
You tried to stop it, but the alliance that will save Portuguese football is back on track.
Nem um (1) entrava na equipa de 2013/14.
C'MON MOREIRENSE SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS
>dyego in
Está na hora.
>Jota
Benfica needs you
Very based
based we need to fight the boifica menace
>88' Pizzi(p)
Golloooooo
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO BENFICA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Oh no no no
nooooooooooooo save us vouchers
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BOIFICA BROS
>88' pizzi(p)
>90+2 R.Dias
BENFICA IS A FRAUD.
NEVER BETTING ON THAT SCAM EVER AGAIN.
LEARN YOUR STUPID PEOPLE HOW TO SCORE PENALTY.
PORTO IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BE TRUSTED TO SCORE EVEN IN PRIMEIRA.
THAT IS ALL.
based
shut up, hãoland
Dumbass, you only put money on Benfica when they're losing 0-1 at home, at the 75th minute,
unironically put 5 euros on a win right now. Dont put much but usually they turn this shit around, its just for show
betting granny's house on Benfica's remontada right now
might be enough to buy me a house in Lisbon
>take out your best player on the field
>leave tavares in
>taking off taarabt
Are you fucking kidding me? How retarded can you be?
>didn't the message get through?? tell him we'll give the "full experience" eusébio box prestige and a life supply of tires
Arroz de pato
>just tuned in
>moorerense winning
>Weigl
Rice of duck
>he thinks country and culture destroying moors are patriotic
only towards ussr north korea and venezuela cuck
He's not on the pitch.
>Tavares
ribeiro is a top 3 character in the bruno aleixo word
1. Nelso
2. Renato
3. Ribeiro
*
Never was
offside retard
world*
>Ferro
Nuno Pedro, 1 kit Eusébio has been deposited in your account.
Nuno Pedro... I'll pay double now
>Lage losing the 1st place in a single month
Not even Rui Carlos was this much of a fraud
wow
how much is an own goal worth in eusébio kits?
Literally anyone with a brain saw this coming.
>meter o Samaris a passar em profundidade quando estava lá o marroquino que reencontrou Deus e nunca mais se meteu em bailaricos
>manter os dois centrais
>apenas cruza mano
50k
2 girls
2 Eusébio t-shirts
Oh no no no no no no no no no no
I gotta be honest bros, I'd be tempted.
>penalty
Eh
Lageball, he lost all credibility ever since he though having three pinheiros and bombo into the area was a good idea.
The multiple times he kept all defenders and subbed a winger for a striker, or removing your creative player for a striker, thus destroying your attack.
I don't know what the fuck Lage has been smoking lately, but this season he has been doing nothing but terrible decisions.
OH ONONONONONO PISSI
LMAO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
OH NO NO NO NO
Lol
7 minutes
>piçi
Come on now
>8 minutes added time
UNTIL WE SCORE dot jaypeg
>+8
é até o benfica marcar
BASED 90'+ATÉ O BENFICA MARCAR
kek this league is such a joke
>+8 minutes after the goal
>literally 2 minutes for game to resume
I wonder if he will actually play until +10 for that shit.
Imagine the seething if they score.
>+7 minutes
>Liga NOS
>Steven Vitória 97' (o.g.)
ruben dias will score a header
I think they are going to run out of eusébio kits today.
For Moreirense, maybe
Wait a gosh darn minute.
Porto missed a penalty.
Did Benfica miss TWO penalties today now?
Did he miss the second penalty then score on the return?
the gk saved but pizzi scored on the deflection
Yes, Pizzi scored on the rebound
>Did he miss the second penalty then score on the return?
correct
not an actual Pizzi 90' (P) unfortunately
One of my old coaches used to say scoring on a penalty should be as easy as doing a kickoff.
that's why one must let the keeper handle penalties
that's how we beat england in 2004
É até marcar
>100 MINUTES OF PLAY
Why
100 MINUTOS DE JOGO
Pizzi (P) 101
In 10 (TEN) minutes of injury time we couldn't create a single goal scoring chance. Embarrassing.
Because Moreirenses literally took 2.5 minutes to resume the game after the goal.
>8 minutes added
>goes to 100
Yeah, fuck off
WELL WELL WELL
UMA VERGONHA
VOCÊS SÃO UMA VERGONHA
If benfica gets a pen ill shit on my neighbors cat
Rui costa a falar com adeptos
The 8 minutes were added AFTER the goal, Pizzi scored, 8 minutes were announced and the game resumed at 92, don't believe me? Watch the replay.
And before the penalty a lot of time was wasted before taking a corner and before the penalty was taken too.
Oof that image of lage walking out alone being assobiated by 40k people
That can't feel good. Would be surprised if he stays after today.
Could at least hold on until the end of the season so JESUS would get back in
why did they give 8 minutes of added time?
>assobiated
based.
Boas noites /tugão/, já posso dormir descansado.
>those "penalties"
I'm ignoring every benfiquista post about referees for the rest of the season
Que vá para a puta que o pariu, é parte do problema.
>assobiated
toplel
It's whistled
>assobiated
from the creators of atropelated, THIS SUMMER
>assobiated
basão
A lot of VAR time, over 2 minutes wasted during a corner where Moreirenses player wanted to be assisted, another waste of time of their Goalkeeper before the latest penalty where he even received a yellow card.
Moreirenses did a lot of time wasting after the goal, which is natural, they were trying hard to walk away with the win, a point is great for them in this field.
>assobiated
English was atropelated there, friend.
>Unironically trying to justify the 8 minutes with retarded arguments
Don't even bother. The ref literally wanted it until Benfica scored. Fuck off
What was No Name singing after the final whistle?
I wonder why Benfica dropped so much in performance since Christmas.
Porto is also playing shit but winning their games, Benfica can't even do that right now.
>assobiated
wtf samaris speaks better Portuguese than me
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Don't worry, Benficabros. Remember that you already won the league last August and that Porto is the new Sporting.
But I am disappointed. I thought that, after Porto lost to Braga, you guys were going to focus on the Europa League
finally the sequel to atroplelated
I take it back, your league is not a farmers league. Congrats portugal
The fuck you on about?
If you get 5 minutes stoppage time and the team concedes a goal, takes literally over 2 minutes to resume the play, you expect the game to end at the initially announced +5?
I see, é só quando convêm, I defended Sporting and Porto plenty of times when that happened to them, I guess I'm the only one of us two that isn't a literal horse.
>lage clapping the fans in the central
OH NO NO NO NO NO
It's all on Lage really
>since Christmas
Signs of this happening were there since the Super Cup.
WHITE MAN PLEASE COME HOME
AMIGOS PARA SIEMPRE
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You're only in good spirits because Real won
Forgot pic
Isn't his brother supposed to be better than him?
yup
>N-No I defended them trust me!
Dude. This match was literally going for Benfica. That penalty that led to the goal was fucking retarded. Supposed 8 minutes that go to 100+. How the fuck can you give an excuse when it's obvious they were trying to have Benfica score?
Based Diabos. Too bad Vierone will still get more than 90% in October.
Cmon user, that's a very retarded statement. How many times have you seen a 5-0 against Sporting?
beautiful song
i know retard, it's a joke.
The 2-0 was gifted by Coates (or Mathieu, can't remember), after that Sporting completely gave up.
>moves goalpost instead of addressing why we got +2 extra
Watch the VOD, smoke some spice, kill yourself.
>Doesn't deny the match was fixed for Benfica
Thanks for agreeing with me retard.
Reminder that, if Porto does win the league, it is not because Conceição is a good coach or Lage a bad one
It's because Porto has a better team
barcelona 92 had the goat songs.
I don't need to address something that I never initially brought up, you're the one moving the goalpost.
Learn to debate mongoloid.
based and truepilled
>caring about the farmers league
diabos are brainlets
>os adeptos...foda-se...
lmao, who heard that?
No, seriously, Benficabros! I thought we had won the league in August!
BRING
HIM
BACK
>L-Learn to debate
My point was always that the match was fixed. Literally no reason for the 8 minutes of added time and no reason for the VAR not even checking that "penalty".
Both coaches are shit. Both teams are shit.
it really did
listen here you daft cunt
+8 mean till 98
if the ref gave it aroun 92 it means he wanted +6 if it was at 90
prolonging it way past 98 means benfica still uses calabote trick
now go seethe somewhere else
Tell me the truth, Jesuslover:
Would you press a button that would give Porto the next ten leagues in a row, but give have Benfica the chance of playing in the next ten Europa League finals in a row, without guarantee of winning any of them?
Based match. Take me back please...
this song reflects my feelings towards /tugão/
Not him but no.
this but the line up we usualy use isnt worth much
That's hilarious, I remember that one match Porto scored at +8 even though the timer was +5.
So you're telling me it's only ok when it's your team?
Pathetic.
Stoppage time was announced AFTER Pizzi scored, they said AFTER the goal that it was +8, only AFTER it was announced did Moreirenses take 2.5 minutes to resume the play where Rúben complained multiple times with the ref that they're taking forever, he even gestured that all is ok pointing to the clock.
I hate Veríssimo, but what he did here was based.
I don't want to hear the opinion of relatively sane people, just Jesuslover
Wtf Benficabros
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Forgot to mention, the +8 where announced at 90', not 92'.
If you're talking about Porto you are 100% right
Truly amazing how we won today against Santa Clara in Azores with Manafa, Danilo and Otavio at the starting XI
based
I also want JJ back. Not sure why you think there's only one person who likes him here.
Stop wasting your time
where is the replay on that one?
Yes, I would. I unironically do not give a fuck about our league. It's a pathetic meaningless competition.
Dude. The match was fixed. No one here cares about your bullshit
>fixed
>doesn't win
Didn't think Benfica would drop points today.
Still think Porto will choke, unfortunately, but it would be kino if it came down to a head to head tie breaker.
I would love Mourinho back at Porto to make a redemption arc as well. Or even just Vitor Pereira. Vitor Pereira with this team would have never lost to Krasnodar or points to B Sad and Maritimo.
But the point is that both Porto and Benfica can and should get better coaches than Conceição and Lage that are not former coaches
>fixed
>Pizzi handball wasn't even a clear handball
>camera with better detail, zoomed, shows chest
>camera with worse detail, pixelated arm and ball, can't tell if hits chest or arm
>picks camera with worse image to decide the play
Verdade desportiva :))))
Supporting Benfica just to see them do well in Europe is the same as supporting Sporting in our league, friend
I'm afraid I don't get the analogy.
Porto needs Benfica to slip twice more
If Benfica slips twice more then the league is ours
Eu só sou treinador de FM mas qualquer equipa que joga em posse para marcar golos tem um burro no seu comando. Tenho dito. E é curioso porque o Lage parecia compreendê-lo. Agora além de o fazer decide jogar meia hora com charutos para a frente sentindo-se apertado
What did Lage say to Fábio?
Benfica weren't taking their chances and the ref would be exposing himself if it kept going that way.
>Doesn't know that you can't score a goal with a handball taking part in the play
Yeah dude, you're not fooling anyone. Thank you for your time.
que puta de jarda do luisão
>Kane a marcar o Fejsa
>Luisão sozinho
Equipas inglesas são ridículas
>lives in Britain
>has shit reading comprehension
I agree with you, if there is a handball the play is invalidated, except in this one you can't see one.
>benfica corruption investigation comes out
>benfica slips the lead
oh no no no no no
Benfica in Europe = embarassing shit
Sporting in Portugal = embarassing shit
Lage is our sleeper agent, and Makaridze will have the best performance of his career next weekend, for he's a georgian ABB dragarto.
The 0-0 is guaranteed, now we just have to trust Zequinha for the 3 points.
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>Needs mental gymnastics to deny that Pizzi touched the ball with his arm
Aren't you guys behind on salaries?
Don't say those things unless they're true
"there won't be any kit today for any of you"
100+ MINUTE GAME LMAO
>qué que dê hoje nos superwings?
>video evidence is considered mental gymnastics
You're projecting a little aren't you?
Don't apply your mental retardation onto me please.
think those are still in order, but someone's gotta pay social security
Não se vê nadinha de colectivo desta equipa. Para uma equipa de transições, a reacção à perda é deficiente, a transição ofensiva já nem sequer existe e zonas de pressão é conforme a vontade de cada um. Na bancada, os culpados são claros: Weigl, Tomás e Ferro. Não dá.
>assobiated
This season is over for Benfica unless we get rid of Lage immediately. If you can't sign a proper coach just put fucking Shéu or whatever as interim coach. Anything will be better than this shit.
Is /tugão/ forumslb?
>10 min added time
>non existent penalty
>very dubious second penalty
>
I swear it's disgusting to discuss with people like you.
What things?
Would a few Eusébio kits help?
>I swear it's disgusting to discuss with people like you
I share your sentiment, get a trip or a name so I can filter you.
not sure if AT and SS accept those as payment
>Pochettino, Allegri, Marcelino, Blanc
Which team do these people think they are supporting!?
He's right about everything except those managers would never come to Benfica.
realistically, which managers can benfica hire?
Visão de Mercado on suicide watch.
JJ
Vitor Oliveira.
Sven-Göran Eriksson
the chad sober Portuguese lad living I'm the UK v. the virgin & insecure avec cleaning toilets in Switzerland
Washed up.
kek
I mean Benfica had Koeman and Trapattoni during far worse times.
Ruben Amorim
Abel
Carvalhal
Whoever is at B
Some literally who Spanish guy
Ivo Vieira
And , the best choice
very good coach here, just pay our social security and VAT and he's all yours
Koeman kind of flopped at Ajax and Trapattoni needed to rebuild his reputation after Italy 2004
José Mota, Lito Vidigal, Petit, Augusto Inácio, Ricardo Sá Pinto, if Pneus continues to have revelations sent by Lights.
good
that's the cringiest portuguese sawker forum there is
Pochettino needs to rebuild his reputation.
Yeah, but Benfica in 2004 was the team that had defeated the European Champion at the Cup of Portugal final
VAI P'RÓ CARALHO Ó VARANDAS
ano ne ano ne, based department desu ka?
BOIFIQUISTAS ON SUICIDE WATCH
new thread pls
boavista edition plz
Thousands and thousands of hours of football, each more climactic than the last! Constant, dizzying, twenty-four hour, yearlong, endless football! Every kick of it massively mattering to someone, presumably. Watch it all, all here, all the time, forever, it will never stop, the football is officially going on forever! It will never be finally decided who has won the football! There is still everything to play for, and forever to play it in! So that's the football! Coming up! Watch it! Watch the football! Watch it! Watch it! It's gonna move... Watch the football! It's football!
>David Mitchell
BASED
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that match the ref gave +5 and a couple minutes after the match was halted for 3 minutes
this time the ref gave +8 when 2 minutes had already passed and the match didnt stop again
meaning that you got special till you score time and still did nothing
go make shit up elsewhere
yeah a cup that was played a couple days earlier than the european final which meant we sent out a much worse team who wasnt meant to get to tired
one of the most embarassing times of the cup tbqh
why are you replying in dead threads user? the other anons have moved on to the new one
based /heem/ poster
should we TSUUU over at /heem/ when he wins?
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>assobiated
>assobiated
>assobiated
/tugão/ has its answer to atropelated
the loser here is the english language, of course
i miss those camera flashes in the distance that you'd see at pretty much every sporting event back in those days and you can see how they all increase as soon as vassel takes the penalty, now this is soul