Half time: (Samatta 41') 1-2 (Aguero 20', Rodri 30').
Tyrone Mings and John Stones have secured their places for the England squad at the 2020 Retard Euros.
Half time: (Samatta 41') 1-2 (Aguero 20', Rodri 30').
Tyrone Mings and John Stones have secured their places for the England squad at the 2020 Retard Euros.
anime
anime feet
Hey Stones
I cum
now i'm hungry
dubs and villa win 3-2
Slags, take your pick mates
Corona to cancel all europeans leagues!
Based
what is the ref doing lmao
BASED
I'll take the far left
s l a g s
left is a thot with that dress but would breed hard
Oh no no no no
Black slags only please
Is captain morgan even good?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CITY BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!
one on the right covering her roast beef
DISGUSTING
If you are a grown man and you like anime, seek help.
sugary rhum
fat bitch
disgusting fatty
based
disgusting midrift
I like it, but it tastes like vanilla more than rum.
way beyond help if they didnt have it bullied out of them in school, anime is death
>You're cured bro I swear
Hahahahaha
5 - Mbwana Samatta is the fifth different African player to score in a League Cup final, after Didier Drogba (four), Joseph-Désiré Job, Obafemi Martins and Yaya Touré. Continental.
KEK
I've met the Tanzanian ambassador to Germany. He's an albino.
I remember seeing a kid in a supermarket licking one of those open baguettes. His mum caught him but didn't realise he'd licked it, so he got dragged away and the baguette was left ready to be purchased
OOOOOOOOF WHO DAT BRUDDA
keep this fucking dogshit on faggot twitter
>Joseph Desire Job
blast from the past
half time choon
youtube.com
Have sex
Yikes desu. No wonder they try to sell it to mls fans.
trying to stop him before he says the n word
what you lads make of this slag i ploughed
very aesthetic looking
pleb tier rum. i mean its okay but think of it like beer with cherry taste or something. masking the natural taste of alc kinda ruins the purpose, doesnt it?
Well she's definitely got an arse
she'd make a good south american weather girl
>leeds fan
no thanks
looks like my nans arse
Makes LUTV worth watching
can l have her number?
Yes mate DM me
why did villa steal the shirts from west ham?
Post slags.
>Club Wembley
Disgusting
post pics of yer nan
they invented the shirt in addition to football
>tfw no cute aussie gf
>when you see a Paki sprinting towards you
Soul
Soulless
Kino
based
where are the fans in the middle?
Good ass
that's the "club wembley" section aka corporate seats
so they're all having their half time free champagne lunch still
the brexit effect
his power is rising
Does the Dutch city fan still post on here?
based Guillbert
Ok reddit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sterling
qt ball girl on the sidelines
Ok Pedo
Absolute tactical masterclass from Guilbert
he made his own thread earlier and was seething that everyone posted in the other one
BASED sterling
sterling has been citys own lingard for 3 or 4 months now. what happened?
Very smart by Pep to start him, he can pretend he blooded a youngster to be a major important player by saying he played the milk cup final against relegation fodder
Good lord Sterling and his running style are so fucking gay
Despise Sterlel with a passion
Sterling is such a fucking nigger
>what happened?
Joe Gomez mindfucked him
DIRTY BLACK BASTARD
proper Jamaican challenge that
im not racist but hes acting like a monke
what
...
heem slippy
Why is pep obsessed with manlet midfielders?
the brown
>SLIPPY KDB
lf he was white you'd be saying 'propa passun brexit tackle'
IT'S SLIPPING!!!!!!!!!!
>the prestigious league final is a match between relegation fodder Villa and 1 (one) billion squad City
Fucking meme cup
>de slip
He's not white though
be funny if kdb does his acl
More the being a mardy cunt over the throw in
fuck me lads foden is playing well, starting to think he might not just be tokenism and actually be a proper brave English gentleman.
>*slips*
grealish is better
City fans absolutely loving this, look at everybody going mad in their end
wew
that paki diving
pepe caca
poop guardiola
shame he's not playing today
>ponderin' pep
you were saying?
half of their end are villa fans
Wank from Grealish
>Falso Bielsa
Must be tough to play well being surrounded by world class players and playing against a team completely overmatched
Gary Neville on the far right
...
Players like Foden are a thing of the past, 3 pacey nigs are waiting to take his place
Freakish is an above average player that is the center piece of a team. Would be lost on a bigger team.not playing for him lmao.
oy, stop postin that
>Foden
>Grealish
>Mount
>Maddison
future looks good lads
Always knew you were a Yea Forums poster
>mount
>Man Slippy
*learns from the best spanish manager*
the other 3 are far better than mount
mount and madisson are shite
foden probably shite outside city/pep as well
Have I ever told you about the time I was working in Sainsburys and Hourihaine had a go at me?
seen this a hundred times and nobody can give a sauce!!
only good one out of these is foden
>this is the Lampard/Gerard/Scholes of the next decade
grim
why do they all squat? these spanish speakers
Which of these blokes in gonna defend m8
source is my phone, which I filmed it on, get rekt
nah m8 what happened?
Ben Knight will retire them all.
Never trust a squatting manager
Madison's alright
What a big fat collection of zoomers
I was working in Sainsburys and Hourihaine had a go at me
what a shit match
VillaChads we're gonna make it
elaborate
We watching Inter Miami later?
OFF OFF OFF OFF
BANG
Anyone spot the Canada poster?
I didn't make the thread
Based ref letting the boys play real brexit football
how is that a foul?
propa brexit tackle gut up you poof
If course
Perfectly fine tackle
Nuffin wrong with that
>gets the ball before aguero and barely scratches him
>scumgentinian cries like the faggot he is
CAM ON CITEH
>signing rodri just for eaders
genius
Gonna go for a smoke text me if anyone scores
reina still wouldn't have reacted to that
if that's a foul then the game's gone
got the ball first
propah tackle, foren poof can't 'andle it
based
the ref should have booked aguero for being an argie cunt
>not erecting a complex series of mirrors so you can continue watching the match from outside
casual
God, I wish that were me.
Villa fans are pretty great lads. This is a trip to Wembley done properly
w-which one
stop talking to yourself
Take a guess.
I worked at the meat counter. He came in five minutes before closing wanting some steak. I said we were out. He spent two minutes calling me a liar and telling me to go in the back and get him some. I said we didn't have any again so he walked off muttering.
God I wish he would sit on my face
I mean even those didnt achieve anything on NT level so should you really use them as a reference?
cool landscape
also know a girl that looks like this
why is city so shit
The power of brexit football. Iberian influence can fuck off.
lol what a knob
i'd rather keep it a mystery
imagine having to live in birgmingham
ahaha looks like he's eating grass
where are you getting these iconic pictures? unironically
absolutely based
most villa fans are white people that used to live in birmingham and now live in the suburbs of west midlands
were Bournemouth playing Mings as a fullback or am I misremembering
l'm yawning bros
*puts willy in your mouth*
brown hands typed this
i'm on the touchliine with my 1d mate
what's so bad about it?
CAM ON VILLA SCORE SAM
awful accent
miserable architecture
full of non english
>whole crowd going "yea- ohh!" in perfect harmony just then
Fucking kek
wave to the camera lad
no i'm a white man living in solihull whereas my parents grew up in an area of birmingham that has since been taken over by pakis
lol no your not cheeky lad
birmingham's only attractions are 1. the mosque and 2. the shopping centre
Please no more of this shit
world's worst accent
full of pakis
embarrassing sporting history
no culture
only landmark is a statue of a fucking bull in front of a shopping centre
shit architecture
>niggly battle
>full of non english
>implying thats bad
I'm a student here it's the worst can confirm
According to the report, Birmingham will become only the second British city in which whites will no longer be the majority group.
COME ON VILLA, MAKE US PROUD
>will become
got some news for you pavel...
Why the hell did you choose Birmingham?
It's literally a giant shopping mall filled with pakis
stop being a nonce first
yes that is what I am implying
>mall
fuck off yank
Left back at the start then CB. He started as a LB at Ipswich but was always assumed he'd end up CB due to his size and speed.
racist fuck
WHY DIDN'T THAT GET IN, FUCK YOU BRAVO
FUCK
NOOOOOOOO
Knew a girl from Birmingham who sucked off Gareth Barry
been a pretty decent final this tbf
thought it was going to be a write off when city scored their first
unlucky ball
Cam on Villa score sam fackin goals
kek
vintage trollpost
It's all about the way it's pronounced
FUCK ME GOD DAMN IOT
CAAMMM OOOONNNN, SCORE GOLS!!!!
Imagine if VAR was used to check corners/goal kicks. I suppose that would make too much sense.
Would you believe it
What a fucking lucktard bravo is
literally all of our hot girls are white/indian mixes
i thought he abdicated
SO FUCKING CLOSE AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Yeah that article was in 2012 birminghammail.co.uk
CAM OOON
my boi Engels
Here comes the real Spanish influence from peps side
Hope he turns up to games in a crown when he's King
do tell
thats not the game we're watching rn
>name is bravo
>doesnt get bravos over that save
?????
rugby does it, vid ref just tells the pitch ref which way the decision should go takes no time at all
9 minutes added time at least
>yank humour
yikes
>come on city
That's his younger brother Harry, William is second in line to the throne after Charles
she sucked off Gareth Barry
GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH GREALISH
remember how seething aston villa were when he left for city
William is the based one. Keeping it white. Harry is the retarded one who married the mutt
thats a hockey tackle
shut up
>come on villa
wow duder, you re like, so cool for being racist and such. keep up it up my main man, hella cool you are.
fuck off jamal
Ah yes the based one, cheated on his wife with her best mate
>Boyoyoyoyoing Woof Woof AWOOOOOGA!!!
Least I'm not retarded enough to think William is the one who left the Royals
>duder
Wills will get the crown once the Queen and Charles (his father) are gone. Harry his younger brother (the one who married the mutt) is out of the picture
>injury time
>1 goal in it
>cup final
>corporate seats are empty
Why is English football so plastic lads?
SEND HIM UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HERE IT COMES
CAAAAMMM OOOOOOOON!!!!!
free carabao can with the daily mail tomorrow lads
commit suicide gayboy
CAM ON KEEPA
I am crying lads
>Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa >Villa
ahahahahahaha
bald fraud
>1 more Europa place available
I'll take it
>having 2 cups only you win
pretty cool ngl
shit cup anyway
how shit has de bruyne been
Grealish is fucking shit
what does carabao taste like?
>devastating for jack grealish
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
post pic of biceps
>City wins lol
Spotlight was on him and he fucked it
difference between carabao and ribena?
Where is Grealishngoing next season? Everton?
>Grealish heartbroken
>meanwhile 2 mutts having a casual chat in the centre circle
Gay boy duder
never had it, genuinely never seen it being sold even they though it advertise it so much
REMINDER THE MANCHESTER REFEREE GAVE THE MANCHESTER TEAM THE WINNING GOAL
I've got family here which makes some things easier
he always disappears in big games
>MUH JACKY BOY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OVERRATED FRAUD
Bunch of fucking mercs playing today
nowhere if he has any soul
gutted lads but at least we put up a good fight
everyone thought it was going to be 5-0
what are we watching now lads?
United if they can't get Maddison
t. pasty whiteboy with noodle arms
Luiz is a city player lol, Villa only "paid" for him because City couldn't get him a work permit.
The signing fee gives him permit status and then City will trigger the buyback clause once he's freed up from future permit issues
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Villa involved in dodgy transfer business? Well I never...
see
The clasico in an hour or so
LOL
nonsense
he's not even good enough for city to bother with the buyback clause
he'll go to a midtable club next season
Literallyndidnt see anything worthwhile from this Grealish guy. Why is unt and all these other teams after him?
cs:go tournament
>implying Everton could/would drop that much money on a single player
If they get that 80mil for Richarlison, maybe.
because he came from their academy. same reason there are people who rate jesse lingard, they're pretty much the same level
they fell for the villa delusion
cause pep had 2 players marking him at all times
>grealish
>united academy
because he came from villa's academy is why people rate him is what I meant
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tbf it's hard to shine when you're supposed to be one of the 10 behind the ball for 90% of the match
4 - Only Arsenal (6) have finished runners-up more often in League Cup history than Aston Villa (4 – level with Liverpool, Man Utd, Spurs). Valiant.
who was the last player from villa's academy who was worthwhile
albrighton?
Cope.
Ciaran Clark I guess
>touching all the randomers hands with coronavirus spreading through london
are they stupid?
christ
you can't play in the CL if you're dead
lmao
Just wash your hands after the celebration. Like nigga it's just a virus. Dont poke your nose nigga hahahaha
>falling for the coronavirus meme
low iq mong
>potentially offside by a pubic hair
>VAR'D
>corner leading directly to goal was clearly a goal kick
>CAN'T SEE SHIT CAPTAIN
idttsssifm
Wee Bazza Bannan la