>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism: Passcode: 12481614
>Number of F1 races since Vettee last clinched WDC: 124 (22 with RedBull)
>Spaghetti Status: Noi want assurance over quarantena per Australia, otherwise we might tirare out of the race
>News: Hammo&Bottas are unsure if DAS will be used in Australia Sainz: "RP were sandbagging" Ricciardo nearly extracted maximum pace from Renault Hulk: "I'll comeback only for a top team"
Reminder that even though pink mercedes is best of the midfield, it's driven by perez and stroll, where the first one does good only on rear limited circuits, and the other is a complete shitter
Jacob Diaz
Some chassis guru could tell if bigger tyres with smaller sidewall and smaller sidewall flex helps F1.5 teams.
Bentley Davis
god they look absolutely awful to me but I suppose I'll get used to it in time like the halo
Elijah Murphy
Perez will be above Vettel in the rankings at summer break
John Gray
They probably look better on F1 considering how huge F1 cars now
Nicholas Collins
I guess they do a good job of making the car itself look smaller
Just finished dts s02, didn't expect it to be worse than the first one. They had so much more where to build it but they just skipped on whole lot of stuff.
Der Auto-Union has proven very schnell in testing, und zey hav dere mittelengine advantage so ve are confident zer vill be a schnellness disadvantage in der erste halb auf das meiserschaft.
>Lewis Hamilton has bravely revealed that he is, in fact, a homosexual. >The 6x World Champion took the brave step this weekend by revealing to his millions of followers on instagram with a photo of him holding a rainbow dildo. >"I've been holding onto this secret for 13 years since I entered F1. I'm gay. Get over it. With all the suffering and intolerance in the world, I feel I owe it to you to be honest. I hope if I can inspire all the many kids out there suffering with hatred and bigotry to be proud of who they are. To be honest and open - and not to suffer in silence as I have for the past decade since I entered the public eye." >Hamilton also revealed that he was dating. >"I won't tell you who. I look at him and think - I have the best boyfriend. I think he gives the best anal - and I thank him for the support.
>Crofty has nothing to do >Forces himself into the commentary booth to replace Alex
Do not want.
Owen Jones
Fuck I wasn't expecting that.
Wyatt Myers
>99.5% of the world's racing drivers die >Hulkenberg survives and gets recruited by Mercedes to drive their car in 2021 following the Coronavirus deaths of Lewis and Bottas >Hulkenberg still fails to get a single podium and gets sacked after the Hungarian GP
i suppose the pics of them wanking each other wouldn't have been appropriate
John Thompson
>Them Compton crip niggas aint nothing to fuck with >Bompton Piru's aint nothing to fuck with >Compton es's aint nothin' to fuck with >But they fuck with me and bitch I love it
How is it pronounced? A have a huge pet peeve for not pronouncing things correctly
Dylan Nguyen
is there a /f1/ league for the official fantasy?
Austin Moore
yes
Dominic Miller
Kvjat
Hunter Hill
He seems better than Horner, Binotto, Claire Williams, and Cyril Frenchyface at identifying what the ordinary staff members need to do their jobs effectively and making sure they have it.
"Blame the underlying problem, not people/scapegoats" is quite a good philosophy to have.
These fucking bastards Last year gasly was at 19.5 so that you could use him as your x2 driver
Benjamin Murphy
and thailand is in doubt too. for fuck's sake, i was so hyped for spicwheel :(
Parker Richardson
I have no fucking clue what to do in fantasy this year lads
Brody Barnes
Ok, so in my head it's like: kah vee at? Agreed, hearing his leadership strategy really made me respect him, it's 'good leading 101' but surprisingly few people in leadership roles do it. That file name gets me every time btw, lel
Andrew Bell
Invest all your money in Ferrari and Vettel.
Kevin Clark
To be honest I actually think it is more like this.
Dam these big wheels look pretty sick, no where near as bad as I thought they’d look, In fact I think the old tyres are going to look like ridiculous balloons when we get used to these.
Jaxon Wilson
This opinion is so plebeian that I'm almost sure it's meant to be satire.
Nathan Murphy
how to remove halo?
Grayson Price
Plasma cutter
Robert Young
ask chad warden
Leo Young
the drivers control the cars from a wheel in a distant container. Make it like drone warfare
Charles Brown
In the Haas-centric episode of D2S it seemed like Steiner was personally blaming Japanese fella for the car being shit/Haas going down a blind alley in car development
Is he just a race engineer or does he have some design input too?
What was that other phrase from a thread a while back - "geile blonde Spritzobjekt?" Pure poetry
Nathaniel Howard
Make sure there's an accident in which halo plays an active part in killing someone and then hope FIA doesn't cover it up like they did with Hubert and tarmac runoffs
Samuel Morales
My favourite part of D2S was when Lewis, and Toto didn't know the name of the team they work for and then bottas smashes out the full correct name
Lucas Mitchell
Yep.
I really like horny German.
Thomas Adams
Give me one good reason why your Turbo's on Ricchokeo and not little Norry
Cooper Lewis
He's actually British.
Jacob Cook
Reminder that Mercedes has a +0.6s lap advantage in race simulation over anyone and that this year's MWL will be pre 2017 tier
I was literally just wondering, because my first thought was "jesus that's an army of kids", and then when I looked it up it said Horner only had two
Jaxson Sullivan
I actually almost want Dickbum to get an F1 drive so we can laugh at him and Olivia complaining about the """harassment""" they've received from """trolls""" on their Drive to Survive episode.
Jonathan Nelson
Here we go: >Poor Geri Halliwell – it turns out that even after that showy wedding announcement in The Times, her fiancée’s parents aren't keen on coming to the wedding.
>F1 boss Christian Horner’s parents are said to have disapproved of the engagement ever since it was revealed in November.
>"You can say that his parents are absolutely devastated. We won’t be going to the wedding,” a family friend told the Sunday Mirror.
>Chris’s parents are rumoured to be angry with their son’s choice in fiancée after he left his former partner of 14 years, Beverley Allan, months after the birth of their first child.
>"They’re very upset by everything that has gone on and feel as though their loyalties are very divided,” the friend continued.
>Christian, 40, has a one-year-old daughter with Beverley, and is also step father to a former partner’s children. Geri, 42, has an eight-year-old daughter, Bluebell, from her previous relationship with American screenwriter Sascha Gervasi.
>Still, the couple haven’t yet put a date on the big day, so let's hope Chris’s parents will come around if they leave it long enough. After all, who wouldn’t want Geri Halliwell as a daughter-in-law, eh?
Luke Howard
Geri has kids from a previous relationship as well.
Jordan Roberts
>Geri has kids from a previous relationship
I don't know if you can call "lost her wallet and needed to pay for the taxi somehow" a relationship.
Jaxson Green
> Geri, 42, has an eight-year-old daughter, Bluebell >Bluebell
Ayden Wright
I thought he was the tire specialist they hired
Henry Scott
>a kid with an ex wife >a kid with another ex-wife >a kid with your current wife >a kid from your current wife's ex-boyfriend is this a plotline from Emmerdale?
Gavin Martin
90% of British celebs give their kids absolutely horrific names.
Beckham and Posh Spice named their kids Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper Seven
It's so... unclassy and tactless
Ryder Garcia
>Blueball
Adrian Allen
And if she hadn't married Christian >BlueBELL HalliWELL
Benjamin Wilson
my missus was kind of half-watching drive2survive over my shoulder when i was watching it yesterday
she does psychology at uni (I know) and she reckons that Horner displays quite a few of the traits that mark out psychopaths: >lack of empathy with people going through difficult situations (Gasly) >inability to converse naturally and have normal body language around engineers (the scenes where he talks to the pit crew are utter cringe and Alan Partridge-esque) >naturally drawn towards a hot-headed but talented youngster >soulless and unloving marriage to a famous popstar
Grayson Martinez
>Chris’s parents are rumoured to be angry with their son’s choice in fiancée after he left his former partner of 14 years, Beverley Allan, months after the birth of their first child. I know Reddo Burru likes to kick out underperforming young prospects early, but wow.
Matthew Baker
It's really not just British celebs. Frank Zappa's kids are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin.
If they're well balanced they have a troubled past
Owen Ward
Honestly I consider myself a somewhat serious F1 fan and I have been watching every F1 race since sometime in the early 2000s but I just stumbled upon this thread and I can’t even understand a single post here. What are you guys even talking about?
Camden Sullivan
damn, you got me
William Nelson
We are talking about /f1/
Matthew Cruz
>run out of ideas >hmm, that fast cartoon mouse was always my favourite >error: username already taken >hmm >I know!
With the F1 drivers it's a tough thing to gauge because they've all had weird childhoods/teenage years where they put hundreds of hours into karting & junior open-wheel categories instead of doing normal stuff that most young people do on a weekday night or weekend.
I reckon a big part of Hamilton's weirdness comes from his long weekends away with his Dad at the go-karting track/crappy Travelodges
Vettel melts down at the track, but away from the sport he seems to have a pretty well-adjusted attitude towards the world and a comfy family life.
decent does it come with the views of tall buildings with bullet holes in them? also >pits near the grand rail station >driver gets his watch stolen during pits
Jeremiah Edwards
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUURGHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
Eli Baker
I was thinking the exact same thing, watching him trying to comfort Albon when the Belgian F2 kid died gave away his complete lack of empathy and emotion 100% really interesting to see
Nathaniel Powell
Why do so many F1 drivers have necks as wide as their heads/heads as narrow as their necks?
Kayden Thomas
Remove turn 6 to make a big straight.
Gabriel Thompson
>What are you guys even talking about?
By and large each recent thread is made up of discussion regarding:
>The Drive to Survive series on Netflix >WAGs (wives and girlfriends of the F1 drivers) and female racing drivers that we find hot >Mercedes and Toto Wolff pretending they are a plucky underdog while in reality they are overwhelming favourites with massive resources >sociopath young racing driver Dan Ticktum and his salty attitude towards young drivers who have made it to F1 >adoration of Kimi Raikkonen >Fantasy F1 game-related chat >predictions for the season >dissection of the latest social media posts from Hamilton, Leclerc, Ricciardo etc.
I agree that we're a bit of a bizarre clique in here with our own cheesy in-jokes and lexicon
"your dead friend would give his left arm for your RB seat"
Eli Carter
It passes by the two bombed buildings, also that rail station is gone, it'll become a museum. They moved the main one south of the highway
Nolan Powell
I don't even use the official fantasy you ape
Tyler Sanchez
That moment, plus the scenes after the Austrian GP where Gasly was in tears and Horner waltzes in like Alan Partridge at a funeral, really marked out Horner as a fucking maniac
>tfw we could have been a 3 star general with a gold medal but Tokyo is almost certainly gonna get called off
And we are gonna miss out on potential Simon x Mana related fun
Camden Hall
I second just this part > you should kill yourself for suggesting it.
Jonathan Martin
They all got the questions waaay before shooting, so that was just a shitty attempt of trying to act cool and like ordinary people. Fake like Horners wives ass.
Jayden Bennett
I disagree about him being required to kill himself. Surely he will suffer more if he has to live HIS life.
Nolan Sullivan
or, you know, they didn't analyse that part of the list like complete autists
Elijah Butler
aren't we a 3 star general already? Finnbro post the dun-dab webm
Nathan Diaz
Look into his eyes and its easy to see, chris is batshit crazy, he smelled some old spice pussy, it was destiny
Juan Myers
Yeah we are but we don't have that gold medal to hang round the bottom of the logo.
Joshua Foster
Now that the dust has settled, what were /f1/'s best and worst moments of DTS S2?
Jason Martinez
>merc >not the pinnacle of autism in every way
Brah..
Isaac Barnes
Son im really disappoint. Gimis 5 secs in the end was better than everything else combined.
Andrew Young
>/f1/ was featured in DTS S2 Might watch it knowing this, hope they put >Filesize too large post in it
Nathan Martinez
Merc, RP, trash VER, PER, trash good strat?
Brody Walker
For me, it's plausible conspiracy theories and unironically the best race/driver analysis in the whole universe.
I couldn't care less about WAG's or Drive to Survive.
>DTS but done with Louis Theroux and including /f1/
BASED
Liam Lopez
Puss update
>stabilising to the point he's back to his vocal self >blood tests came back with levels that shown he should have died >may have sustained organ damage but won't know until further tests >looking healthy enough to push through for 2nd procedure in morning >next update will be 00:00
>it's all going to be all right, and then you'll see isn't there a name for that in fiction where a character thinks it's OK but you as the reader know it's not going to be ok, it's like a specific term
David Jenkins
POST 'EM
i left Ferrari and their drivers out of my fantasy team. will i regret this?
memes aside, this thread is actually quite good for breaking news, historical knowledge, discussions of sexy car liveries from bygone years
i also find the anti-hamilton racism mildly amusing
Jack Smith
Pray for kot
Zachary Robinson
regret not doing it sooner
Caleb Jackson
Digits and Bottas takes off Hamilton at turn one or two.
Isaiah James
>Candide, ou l'Optimisme (/kɒnˈdiːd/ kon-DEED,[5] French: [kɑ̃did] is a French satire first published in 1759 by Voltaire, a philosopher of the Age of Enlightenment.[6] The novella has been widely translated, with English versions titled Candide: or, All for the Best (1759); Candide: or, The Optimist (1762); and Candide: Optimism (1947).[7] It begins with a young man, Candide, who is living a sheltered life in an Edenic paradise and being indoctrinated with Leibnizian optimism by his mentor, Professor Pangloss.[8] The work describes the abrupt cessation of this lifestyle, followed by Candide's slow and painful disillusionment as he witnesses and experiences great hardships in the world. Voltaire concludes Candide with, if not rejecting Leibnizian optimism outright, advocating a deeply practical precept, "we must cultivate our garden", in lieu of the Leibnizian mantra of Pangloss, "all is for the best" in the "best of all possible worlds".
It's funny, in the asides he makes it clear that he understands 100% the problem Gasly is having and what's causing it, but then in real life he just doesn't give a shit, doesn't do anything about it, his attitude is just "Fuck you Pierre race better you dumb fuck"
It's almost like he's a shitty manager who can only successfully work with Verstappen because Verstappen's a crude Dutch homunculus without the emotional sophistication to experience stress or low self-confidence
Ayden Torres
some random forums that havent gone to shit maybe?
...and that's why this is the only F1-related Internet community to visit, everywhere else you would get instantly banned by being honest and brutal.
Jack Gomez
i think there's a truth in the sense that they all rally together and support eachother when something sad happens (Hugh Bear, Lauda, Bianchi)
mostly though they treat their competitors the same way most big companies treat their competitors, with disdain and suspicion
Levi Nguyen
*meant brutally honest
David Miller
Probably for the best
Isaiah Miller
>a crude Dutch homunculus without the emotional sophistication to experience stress or low self-confidence In other words, he has that champion spirit.
Cameron Foster
I remember someone here linking to a ancient newsgroup thread of the 1994 adelaide gp hosted on some googles ye olde bbs crawler. Was fun reading the butthurt, shit had the same energy as discussions today but the messages were just written differently.
someone in Yea Forums linked an old newsgroup type website that had a thread from September 11th 2001. Was fascinating reading all the reactions, rage, speculation, and remarkably the false-flag/inside-job conspiracies start to be developed
Nathan Carter
Yeah mate her analysis is shit and means fuck all
Ryan Roberts
IRC could still have some coolio channels.
Dominic Adams
I tried to find old Usenet/Google Groups F1 chat from 80's/90's without success some time ago, maybe someone can dig them.
Zachary Baker
>Yeah mate her analysis is shit and means fuck all
hence the "I know" in my post
she's a mong, but a broken clock is right twice a day
Henry King
where did you finish in Formula Autism last season? i think in the mid 30s
Blake Cruz
>not ignoring D2S netflix baby american replies
Blake Green
are you dismissing psychology as a whole (retarded) or dismissing your slut wife's analysis because she's a clueless undergrad (understandable)?
Daniel Perry
>half-tempted to make an /f1/ league in this as wait on cat news
>(Vijaya Bhaska Gosvla) writes: >Schu was driving on (beyond) the edge and fighting to gain control of his >car. That certainly wasn't a prudent time for Hill to try a pass. >Perhaps trying to pass an out of control car wasn't the best strategy. It >looked like an act of despreration to me. I can't see the professor >making such a mistake. apex lel
Luis Thomas
she's an undergrad who tries to apply the degree she's studying at a mid-level British uni to everything she sees on TV or reads about online
she's good at organising shit and giving me a kick up the arse when i'm being a twat so she's not all dumb.
i appreciate that psychology has it's uses in today's aimless, narcissistic society. we don't need university's churning out 10,000 psychology graduates every year, tho
Parker Bell
>I don't get your point. So are you saying it's okay for Senna to cheat, but not Schumacher? >I got it now. Another Senna fan. same shit different century
Max Behara sounds based. We should track him down (he's probably like 55 now) and invite him to join this thread.
Caleb Stewart
...
Anthony Allen
>John Wallace
>As a long time fan of all aspects of Formula One good and bad, I was, for the first time, literally sickened by Michael Schumacher's actions at Adelaide. In his blinkered pursuit of glory he appears to have conveniently forgotten the roots from which the very name SPORT is derived.
>Similar actions have been witnessed in the past (Prost's removal of Senna in '89 and Senna's retaliation in '90 to name but two) but never in such a cold-blooded manner. With Prost and Senna, there was a lot of bad feeling there already which, while not excusing their actions, can at least go some way to justifying why they acted as they did. In Schumacher's case, rather than lose the championship he simply crashed into Hill.
>In case I am accused of patriotic jingoism, let me assure you that as a Scotsman I have no particular love for Damon Hill, or for that matter Nigel Mansell. I am a lso no stranger to defending drivers from attack having been a dedicated Senna nut for as long as I can remember following F1. I have had the utmost respect for Schumacher this year, he really has been in a class above everyone other than Ayrton until the last two races where Damon rose to parity. I just feel that it is a pitiful way to end an enthralling race and just sets the seal on what has been a thouroughly miserable season. To be allowed to win the championship in such a fashion (and to even accept to win with such action) is not the mark of a sportsman.
The. Most. Boomer. Post. Ever.
Gavin Jackson
This is shockingly similar to this general
Matthew Gutierrez
Dramatic Irony?
Angel Turner
Yea Forums is pretty fast this past few days.
Jack Diaz
I hope people living in 2046 dig out old /f1/ threads from Yea Forums and analyse our posts in detail
Nicholas Robinson
holy fuck that one signature made me howl >|I'd rather watch all the |episodes of Dallas 3 times |in a row, than use Windows!
Gavin Flores
>Meanwhile the FIA takes actions one could best term as "Damage Control". Change something, anything, as long as it reassures the public that everything possible is being done to prevent more accidents. The pace of changes overtakes Pedro Lamy and he has an accident caused by the new regulations. We see old tracks get facelifts. Silverstone is no longer Silverstone. At Silverstone we get treated to a farce of a race, where a breach of protocol has gigantic repercussions. We learn the extents to which the FIA will sink in order to "improve the show". Schumacher loses 6 points and 20 more potential ones. Other drivers also get stiff punishments. Except Hill. Then we are treated to even more scandal with rumours of cheating. Again the FIA moves to "improve the show" and suddenly goes easy on the accused equipes. We see Schumacher disqualified for having a wooden plank wear away beneath his car. We ponder, 1994 or 1919? We watch as Schumacher's lead diminishes race by race as he is forced to sit on the sidelines. Then it was back to real racing and we see the Williams cars widening their advantage over Benetton each race. Schumacher wins, Hill wins in the rain and then the final showdown.
Can't quote the rest, read it by yourself, but man that dude was FIApilled and Schumipilled to the max (pun intended)
>a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character. ye bro bang on
Henry Martinez
>Kyalami >Estoril >Algarve >Hungaroring >Turkey >Juan y Oscar Galvez >Potrero de los Funes >Pedrera San Luis (w i d e) (pic related)
>Why did I know before I had read anything more than your header that you had a *.uk domain?? Why is almost all the people that is discusded by Michaels behavior and "cheating" from Britain?
>"In the immortal wordss of Harry Enfield: "Oi! r.ahmed, NO!" SLap slap slap.
>"DOn't you even consider daring to blame Damon for Scumachers" fuck up. You are a person who doesn't know."
>"And yes us mortals would think that being a good sportsman and considering everything that has happened to Scum that he WOULD let Damon pass. What is he, a trouble magnet?" What did he mean by this?
Russell scored good points last year because he always outqualified Kubica and rarely DNF'd, which usually meant at least 6-12 additional points for places gained since he started at the back every race
Were they less retarted when talking about F1 than us?
Levi Scott
>Just got back to the US today after a 3 week trip to Europe that included the San Marino GP. I was visting a friend of mine who works in Italy and we (plus another mutual friend) spectated all three days of the GP.
>On Saturday we bought tickets for tribune "M" (where our race-day tickets were) and spectated from there. With respect to the Ratzenberger crash we had no idea how badly injured he was but it didn't look good when the medic copter took off. One stupid note: There is a helipad at the track infirmery and a medic helecopter standing by there but that helecopter took off and a second helecopter (the same one that airlifted Senna) landed and took it's place to evacuate Ratzenberger. Why have a helecopter there if it's not adiquate for the job? Why take the extra time to switch helecopters when every second may count? My only guess is that the first helecopter doesn't have a full trauma unit on board but you'd think that FISA could afford to have the best equipment standing by rather than haveing it fly in from Bologna.
>BTW: We didn't learn of what happened until we got back home and read that Ratzenburger had died on RAI teletext. If they did know at the track they didn't announce it (or my friend didn't pick it up with his poor Italian). We did take it as a bad sign when the Simtek people puled their garage door down and even worse when they covered up the remains of th car with a tarp. The Simtek crew looked positively shell-shocked.
While Ratzenberger was in the infirmery Senna walked all the way down pit lane and stood at the pit enterance and spoke with someone with "Doctor" on the back of his uniform. Senna spoke to him for several minutes, looking very uncomfortable before walking back up to his pit. BTW: No other drivers that I could see did so. Williams did not try to qualifiy after that (most of the other big-time teams except Ferrari opted out too).
I'm guessing the "DOCTOR" the poster is referring to was Sid Watkins?
Camden Gutierrez
>One fun note on an otherwise bad day. We were on TV! During the break after the Ratzenberger incident RAITRE (Italian TV) had their helecopter zoom in in a big "Ferrari Club Giles Villinuve - Belgium" banner they had erected a couple of rows above us and there we were big and plain as day. Thank god we weren't picking our noses or anything :-).
>On race day there was a Porsche Cup warm-up event. After about 10 laps or so they red-flagged the race and it was over. Only later did we here that there had been a major crash (we never saw any car being brought back though a repair truck did go out with a big piece of Armco). Last I heard (Monday) the Porsche driver was still in a coma though I hope he's recovered (anyone know?).
>Senna looked ok in the morning warm-up though many of his laps were not outstanding (though he did turn in the fastest lap). Perhaps he was nervious or perhaps it was just traffic, I don't know.
>I was *very* surprised when the Simtek team raised there garage door (which had been closed since the incident on Saturday) and rolled out David Brabham's car for the start. I'm surprised they still raced and i'm even more surprised that Brabham would even climb in the car after what happened. (BTW: He did drive a good race until he spun out, passing several cars)
Aaron Brooks
Alan the Prostist#1 President of Anti-Senna Society President of Schumacher Fans Club ------------------------------------------------- If you want to join any of the above 3 societies, please contact me at [email protected]. -------------------------------------------------
Charles Price
>Just as on Saturday we had no information about the Senna crash at the track. They brought car back and while the damage was severe it looked much better than Ratzenbergers car and since the helecopter stayed put (we didn't know that the other helecopter had landed on the track) we assumed that he was fine. It was only when we checked RAI teletext when we got home did we learn what really happened. It's soo weird having seen him walking along the pits only a few hours before that he was dead...
>You really have to wonder about the F1 standing start after that incident with Pedro Lamy hitting JJ Lehto too. One of Lehto's or Lamay's tires flew about 40' in the air and landed in the croud. I heard that several spectators were injured and there was even a rumor that one had died (once again can anyone confirm?).
>The pit-lane accident was also something with a tire flying through the air again. this time we were more lucky with one Ferrari mechanic breaking two bones in his leg and the other two just getting brused up a bit. I think it's high time that F1 go to Indycar (no flames, please) style pit lanes and walls plus limit the number of people over that wall at any time. This time we were luck that no one was killed, but next time?
>The race was great (at the time, I feel a little guily now for having enjoyed it even though I didn't know). You should have heard the cheer when Berger took the lead. But then Berger retired but Larini drove very well and brought home second place for the home team. It's sad that Larini's first podium came on such a sad day since there's only one first time on the stand.
>Afterwards the crowd swarmed on the track and the pits but their hearts wern't really in it and everyone just milled around a bit before exiting quietly.
>The rest of the time I was in Italy we could talk about nothing but what happened even though none of us wanted to think about it. I never was a Senna fan but I'm going to miss him something awful...
Zachary Collins
Wonder what did happen to the Porsche driver?
really was a cursed weekend
Jackson Ward
>Porsche Cup accident in Imola '94 Wew, that's been completely memory-hole'd.
Henry Cook
>PORSCHE SUPERCUP:- French driver Jacques Heuclin was slightly injured at Imola when he crashed during the SuperCup Porsche race - a preulde to the Formula One Grand Prix race at the circuit.
there's some drama going there about the anti senna dude updating the mailing list right before roland and ayrton got offed, some people absolutely seething thinking he did it after the crash
>Concurrent to this, the Porsche Cup race was happening out on track. In this race, an incident occurred and French driver Jacques Heuclin was seriously injured, only adding to the sense of foreboding
>RE: Box Office Hit: The Ayrton Senna Story >Pete Fenelon 3.5.1994 >Whatever happened to the rumoured David Cronenberg film about the last months of Gilles Villeneuve's life? the fuck
Extremely good quality posts ITT lads keep it up ________________________________
I am sure Schumacher will win the championship and I am also sure that it will be sweet to him be not nearly as sweet if he had beaten Senna for the championship. Without Senna, MS really does not have any competition. In skill, MS is now in a class by himself. Others are good but MS is the only one showing symtoms of greatness. Unfortunately there are no great drivers left to challenge him unless Prost or Mansell decide to come back.
-- David Johnson _____________________________________
It was something I had completely removed from my memory until some months ago when my aunt who is 60-ish was visiting and we were discussing some piece if news like a football match or something and she goes: "Yeah check on the teletext". I was surprised it was actually still a thing.
Thread started innocently about race starts turns sad...
Noah Adams
here in the UK we've still got something similar to the old BBC Ceefax pages via the "red button" on the tv remote
All the page numbers are the same as they were in the 80s and 90s
The BBC were ready to close the service down in late January but at the last second...
>The BBC has suspended the closure of its Red Button text service after protests, a day before it was due to have started being phased out.
>The news comes days after a petition, organised by the National Federation of the Blind of the UK (NFBUK), was handed in to the BBC and Downing Street.
>The service was due to have been closed over the next few weeks.
>BBC director general Tony Hall said he would examine the concerns and make "a fresh decision" in the spring.
>The NFBUK called the news "fantastic" and said it was looking forward to working with Mr Collins, the BBC and the British Deaf Association "for a better resolution".
>Its petition expressed concerns that the removal of the service would "leave many people, who are already vulnerable, further isolated and marginalised from society".
So for now in the UK you can still read football results on page 316, you can still read the politics headlines on 102, you can still find out who won the Oscars on page 502, you can still read footy transfer rumours on 338
If you fell into a coma in 1995 and woke up in 2020, it'd probably be the item of pop culture that would feel least alien to you
Adrian Clark
>IMOLA SPOILERS: SAD RACE!
I'm surprised that "spoilers" were considered a thing to warn people about back in the mid 90s. Either you saw the race or you didn't.
I guess some people (Americans?) might have recorded in on VCR to watch later.
Gabriel Ross
>David Cronenberg film about the last months of Gilles Villeneuve's life Damn, that would have been great
Ethan Jenkins
>F1 Cronenbergkino Oh God just imagine, I might need to rub one out before sleep
Ethan Garcia
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Heuclin Seems that the guy was also a politician (and as usual with frogs, a commie). Wonder what really happened to him in 1994?
Cooper Walker
> the amount of reddit spacing itt Sad!
Jonathan Jackson
the news and convos span around many days, shit just happened slower back then
Jace Gutierrez
Don't know how it's in Britain but in Germany teletext is apparently alive and kicking with over ten million users per day as of 2016
Cooper King
Sorry to lower the tone like a wheel falling on to Henry Surtees' head but the Renee's decent into utter whoredom is accelerating at a staggering rate of knots.
I might need to check it out but I don't remember the pages, it was 200s for the sports, 777 for the hard of hearing subtitles and after 800 for the phone sex services with the pixelated boobs and pin-ups that had quite an effect on the 11 yo me
Asher Lee
Do keep us informed
Gabriel Brooks
>two weeks after today its get on my recommended videos on YouTube "What really happened in the 1994 porsche Ímola race?"
>I was the origional poster. I never said Williams was covering anything up. I *did* say that "something" happened. And this is open to speculation. Especially, since people have claimed to see Senna reaching for the right side of his head *before* the collision with the wall. Add to that the fact that there seems to be nothing wrong with the car after all. We may never know...
>Stroll Good for positions gained over races because he sucks at quali >Perez Good because he'll outqualify Stroll most of the time >Racing Point Chance of lots of good points early in the season >Red Bull Also solid points >Mercedes Basically a guaranteed 43 points every race >Russell Will outqualify Leaftifi regularly
Overall 9/10 Honestly this is a great team
Jackson Garcia
Who else has any good recommendations for onlyfans slags. I've followed (and dl'd a few) but it's hard to search for anything.
Isaac Butler
reminder that schumi was a talentless hack and a traction control babby
Evan Fisher
based
Camden Carter
Gimi.
Isaac White
has
Levi Roberts
Having 2 drivers from the same team limits your points haul
Because some of the metrics you get points for are team mate comparisons. If you have 2 team mates you will get 100% of these points. If you have 2 drivers from different teams you have the ability to get 200% of those points. Read the FAQ on the website and think about it a bit
Anyone else really like Alonso's fashion brand Kimoa? I think they look quite /fa/ and I am honestly thinking of getting a cap and a sweatshirt. I hope I won't look like a retard.
Looks like the kind of cap a petroleum company would give out at a PR event
Joseph Martin
Bahrain going to be skipped? Qatar has like 3 cases, Bahrain has nearly 50 For me it's this ascolour.co.nz/ for casual clothing
John Davis
>Bahrain has nearly 50 Well shit. RIP my weekend.
I don't even remember the last outbreaks (Avian influenza, Zika, or Ebola) are resulting these kind of cancellation, though.
Bentley Barnes
It's more about whether teams will be restricted from travelling from Italy. That is why Qatar was cancelled.
Sebastian Gomez
Zika was mainly poor island countries and Ebola was mainly poor south Africa. Exactly, Japan too. That's only half the grid effected I suppose. And then if GB puts restrictions in place no team will be able to go home and they will be like the Japanese rugby team that plays with NZ, SA, and aussie. They arent going home at all in the next 2 months from memory
Liam Butler
at least we don't get another márquez wins lol
Ayden Brown
Yeah a lot of Kimoa items have that retro feel, that's what makes them so attractive to a boomer like me.
Jackson Jenkins
are alpha tauri releasing merch or do they just expect you to buy from their fashion line?
Michael Bennett
Because he's not a driver so she won't suck his dick.
Robert Collins
They are bound to release something
Owen Harris
Th-they like Will Buxton over there?
Cameron Howard
The most realistic way to get as full a 'season' done would be to:
>Homologate all cars immediately so there will be no in season development requiring no returning to the factories (Yes I know we may as well just give Merc the trophy) >Find facilities and storage space in a currently unrestricted flight country that can hold 20 cars and all the absolutely necessary equipment for them to run >Go through the calendar and cut/move as many events so that there are 3 week breaks between each race >If necessary do another race at the same track a week later to boost the numbers up >After races have all the cars & equipment moved to the next venue, if not possible yet move them to the storage facility until they can be shipped out
A 3 week break between races gives enough time for the current quarantine measures for staff that need return home but teams should be encouraged to run barebones staff at events and rotate them throughout the season.
>Implying the GIRL FROM GRUNWALD didn't suck off Ian at least once
She just doesn't like twats like Will.
Josiah Gonzalez
They had the teamwear as part of their show, it'll probably be released soon
Austin Young
There's a pair of girls who claim to be mother and daughter that I'm really interested in, not sure if their content is good tho.
Later today, or early tomorrow I'll see if I can compile a list with some nice OF girls, then I'll post it to see if anyone is feeling generous to buy and share.
Michael Parker
Development is fine as they can send parts to places months in advance The issue is where will the races be 2bh. They need to decide whether they will move, cancel, or reschedule races. They need time for drivers and crew to be quarantined if required, same as staff, ect that actually run and broadcast the race.
I hope netflix has access to FIA atm
Logan Bennett
>Apparently 2020 Honda is a shit bike (wrong direction at development) >Marquez broken shoulder >Yamaha finding their way >Ducati's innovation Hopefully they will repeat 2016 again
Josiah Young
ngl, I'm grateful for how safe modern F1 is, so grim seeing these posts. Hope we don't have any more fatalities in the sport. Wtf was FIA doing before the 2000s?
Aaron Harris
Pls do I try and follow Brazilian girls on that site, but the search engine is garbage on that site. I'll make a list when I get home too.
>how safe modern F1 Just watched SPA crash compilation. That run-off (where Hubert got killed) need to be reconstruct ASAP (widen the space or add gravel on it). So many drivers were lucky not to get killed by the cars behind them.
Like >oh no, u mean the gladiator who got into the fight on his own will and knowing the danger got hurt/died? But buuhuu, this makes me have the bad feels mommie, please make it stop buuhuu
Fucking pampered twink ass faggots. Its like you never had a 9mm in your faces when you were 11... Death is glory.
Matthew Sullivan
And yes, still planning on cutting that biker faggots grandkids up into little pieces and feeding it to my dogs. All in due course though.
Ayden Lopez
BADASS!!
Ryan Rodriguez
Wow, you're so manly, wanting to unnecessarily risk lives. Bet girls love you, giga-chad.
Evan Phillips
vettel will get the coronavirus
Parker Wilson
Since when did gladiators fight of their own free will, maybe the famous. But they're slaves from the start. Halos look wack but I'd rather have it than waiting for someone to die(wrapped around a tree like in the 60s) and have the sport watered down because of a high speed crash. >A crash is good for the entertainment >A death will just ruin the sport
Jackson Hall
Just found out that my favorite camgirl went from a shy and cute girl to a full blown slut who'll do anything for tips in the span on 2 months. Feels bad man, really liked her.
Please, gods of F1, don't let this season be another borefest, I need something nice in my life.
Hudson Gutierrez
get into recreational drugs m8
Jeremiah Watson
I wish, but am too afraid to get hooked on it and going bankrupt so that I can keep my addiction.
Camden Richardson
It's very unlikely Formula Juju will get affected by CoronaChan as all the races take place in Denmark and Juju is now living and going to school in Denmark.
So you should be able to enjoy that when the season is cancelled.
Is Formula Juju even broadcasted online tho? Besides, didn't Denmark get a few positive tests for corona? Hope it doesn't hinder her career
Cameron Jackson
LOL
Ryan Jenkins
It's ironic that last year we were memeing that Ferrari would get easy wins because the British teams would miss the start of 2020 because of Brexit, but now that 2020 is here it's actually Ferrari who might miss the start of the season because of Corona.
James Richardson
>Hulkenberg has an insta account for his dog
He deserves to never have a podium.
Brody Nguyen
Does Renault really think they will not spend the whole season crashing into each other?
>Drive to Survive 2018-2019 >Fake hype generated by Nextflix so that people won't notice the blatant MWL >Drive to Survive 2020 >Every fucking team is paranoid and literally exposes them to Coronavirus hotspots
Nolan Brown
goddamn how many languages does Toto Wolff speak I didn't know he spoke French
cant take screenshot of my fantasy team max perez sainz rb rp at
Aaron Fisher
That is a pretty kino shot, not a f1 groundhog, but not bad. I guess I'll recommend this to a friend trying to get into the sport(if any of them would)
Jackson Reed
Just realized albon's gf is just a less attractive version of his sister.
There's like 8 br posting itt, you need to be more specific or I'll just ignore all Finnish drunk ramblings.
Eli Baker
The entire idea of "psychopathy" is a hilarious COPE invented by unsuccessful people because they're jealous of successful people
"Psychopathic" traits are INCREDIBLY common in successful people, like CEOs
It's not even a proper DSM diagnosis LMAO
Xavier Gonzalez
The finn is still obsessed about me. Guess I know who denounced me for global rule 1. Wonder why the mods didn't ban him for misreporting.
Kayden Perez
>"Psychopathic" traits are INCREDIBLY common in successful people, like CEOs
Well that would just prove that psychopaths are even more real to believe that believe in them.
Oliver Lee
>a bunch of waffle that doesn't actually prove a thing Cool. >It's not even a proper DSM diagnosis LMAO Except it is LAMO. Just because it isnt spelt out like that book the psycopath test doesn't mean it doesn't exist >The DSM andInternational Classification of Diseases(ICD) subsequently introduced the diagnoses ofantisocial personality disorder(ASPD) anddissocial personality disorder(DPD) respectively, stating that these diagnoses have been referred to (or include what is referred to) as psychopathy or sociopathy. To spell it out for you what is referred to as psychopath is actually referred to something else if you know what your talking about.
Jason Kelly
>arr rook same
Hunter Edwards
>"Psychopathic" traits are INCREDIBLY common in successful people well of course, you aren't going to make tens of millions of dollars annually without fucking over a dozens of people (at least)
David Cooper
Australia’s getting cancelled, hope I’m wrong but that’s just how it looks at the moment.
That means ever person whos made a kickstarter are psychopath. I honestly want to believe this.
Andrew Wilson
Well queens land is the east coast of ausland(where a ton of Asians live) we'll have to see if it travels to the West coast where Melbourne is. But honestly a shitton of people will be traveling there, so who knows.
Jaxon Gonzalez
>Melbourne is west coast
Blake Carter
>Melbourne >West Come on burgerbro even I know where Melbourne is
aus gp is the guinea pig to see how many thousands of attendees will get corona and die
Ryder Sullivan
Based retard
Jose Bell
grim and morbid
Colton Wood
>Italy has over 1700 corona'd people >Bahrain 47 >France 130 >Japan 256 >Singapore 106 Yeah I'm thinking we'll lose half the season
Michael Baker
WEST COAST E S T
C O A S T
Michael Price
Every city in Australia is where all the asians are
Jordan Robinson
honestly, f1 needs more rage, anger, hatred, dumping people in the corners(crashing on purpose) for me to watch it all the time. also, why is Ricardo such a fucking cunt
Adrian Cooper
God bless America
Evan Peterson
Nice my immune system wrecked by alcohol will save me I'm sure
Apparently it infection rate is actually really low, it's just that you are infectious when you dont show symptoms which is causing the troubles So Kvyat?
Brody Wood
Coronavirus to Carrie, Sophia, Rakesh and Seth.
Adrian Bennett
Is someone making a new thread or?
Dominic Brown
Why is the pace so high
Hudson Parker
Go for it
Juan Thomas
Sainz's sisters
Brandon Young
will never
Ian Davis
NEW
Levi Harris
be happy
Gabriel Stewart
And what fucking good did it do you when he wasn't even consistently placing 6th.
Chase Thompson
>And what fucking good did it do you when [Gasly] wasn't even consistently placing 6th. Albon != Gasly mate
Caleb Brooks
It's not like you've not been warned all these years. >All girls are whores, yes even that shy quiet girl in the back of the class
