OFFICIAL LEAGUE CUP FINAL: ASTON VILLA v MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD 1

we're all villa, aren't we?

Kind of mad that a cup final is on pay TV

Impossible to chose between hating Sterling and City or hating Grealish

lt would be funny to see them in Europe and relegated

>hating england's #1 talent
are you scottish or welsh?

The interdependent state of Yorkshire

cringe

>villa doing a birmingham
kek

this feels very strongly like one of those games where city scores within 4 minutes and i turn it off right after

>MNC: Bravo; Walker, Stones, Fernandinho, Zinchenko; Rodrigo, Gundogan; Foden, D. Silva (c), Sterling; Aguero.
HOLY FUCKING CRINGOLA

If Villa can beat Liverpool 5-0 I have faith they can get the W here guys

>SterlingZ
congratulations Aston Villa

COME ON YOU VILLA

I rate Sterling, he's the dood everyone hates but who's also too good to be ignored.
Wonder why The brown is benching

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>Villa doing a Wigan
kek

Will it live up to last year's final when Chelsea fell apart right at the end of extra time?

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who cares lol

>kepa the manager was a year ago

Tune in for el Classico though, we (RM), are gonna get raped big time.

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t. mong

So here we all are then, the lads

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>midlanders
cringe

go aston villa

t. Prajeet Hudson-Ngubu

Feels like yesterday

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dare you to come to sutton coldfield and say that you cheeky fat cunt

whats wrong with their eyebrows

god that was a fun matchthread

pre-game quiz
name the song and band/artist whose vowels have been removed

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No

8. live forever- oasis

live forever oasis

5. Jean Genie - David Bowie

6. stay another day east 17

only the lonely - roy orbison

>pitch invasion for winning a league cup semi final

kek how tinpot can you be

4. take on me aha

9 is Only the Lonely by Roy Orbison

play a record Karl

>it’s a Man City smashes mid table/relegation fodder in a cup final episode

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3. poison arrow by ABC

couldn't care less about this game

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10. Shes not there - Zombies

No. City are back to their best.

This post will unironically be better than the game.

1. i do, i do, i do, i do - abba

1. abba i do i do i do i do i do

You could care less or you wouldn't even care enough to post about not caring tbqhwy
Also, have sex

Villa will win.

Menjamin Bendy

dubs and you're right

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whos has the bigger future, grealish or maddison

just remembered when Bradford made it all the way to the final

>referee: Lee Mason (Greater Manchester)

What a surprise

Does anyone in Manchester actually support City?

how many people in the stadium have corona do you reckon?

>Gary Neville
ugh

Villa vs CIty

>shaking hands with corona survivors

It’s like when Diana hugged AIDS patients.

>load of chinks just came out

>Walker wiping his hands after each handshake
Lmao webm please

>these twins

Who the fuck are these sex dolls lmao

hands together for our glorious sponsors ladies and gentlemen

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how many goals in this match lads?

>someone with some responsibility with this game broswes 4chinz
grim

Villa wins and gets relegated

They look like trannies.

God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen;
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

*screech*

this better be an active thread, otherwise proper football is dead

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Yeah theres a few

what the fuck is this freak show lmao
twins are the scariest things ever

Villa are a far bigger club than shitty lmao

They're the mascots, they're usually local children sometimes it does cost to walk out onto the pitch with the players

sex robots causing feedback

At what score will you turn over and do something else lads? For me, it is 1-0 to man city

Yeah, every Premier League club has foreign fans la. Even shit ones like Villa.

>when the feedback on the mic hits

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the jaws on these cunts

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grealish

who

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>future king supports villa
You know where this is going

Retard

>random smelly gooks shaking hands with the players
>crimson chinned twins signing anthem

Bizarre

it's like they go out of their way to be cheaper and more plastic than the fa cup in every single way

Those sisters are creepier than the ones from The Shining.

God save the queen

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do - Abba
Iko Iko - Dixie Cups
Poison Arrow - ABC
Take On Me - Aha
Jean Genie - David Bowie
Stay Another Day - East 17
Diana - Paul Anka
Live Forever - Oasis
Only The Lonely - Roy Orbison
She's Not There - The Zombies

lolno

Think they were in The Shining

Villa are gonna dominate for years

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have man shitty managed to sell out this time or lots of empty seats?

creasing at william singing along about his nan

what to bet on lads?

Are they female bogs?

inoki's spawn looking at those chins

>future king

The monarchy will fall when the Queen dies, too much noncery going on and people hate Charles anyway

The Bogdanoff sisters

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It's like £70 a ticket even if they haven't sold out whocare

Golden brace in first half. check em

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City -4

absolutely repulsive

I watched that game, I'd storm the pitch too if I were there. It was goof stuff

>Bravo in net
Bet on a Villa goal without a doubt

implying we wont become an absolute monarchy with Prince George leading a coup

>bravo in goal behind stones
Fuck, Villa might actually win this

what part of west midlands are you lads from?

I think Foden is shit.

Let's see if he can prove me wrong in this game.

Wish I had those chins desu

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Stoke :)

cape hill inshallah

from the midwest part

>shitposting so hard the captcha stop working instead of being banned by mods

Didnt know it works like that nowadays

The Emirates FA Cup?

>If Villa win they'll be in Europe
Fuck, City have to win to save us the embarrassment

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Please dont post your dirty wbems you roach

The bookies hate him

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sutton coldfield

fuck off monkey stay in your favela

They love you

villa dominating

Lads if City win and stay banned from europe do villa get the spot?

atmosphere is amazing

why are manc refs allowed to ref games involving manc clubs?

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birmingham & wigan did OK

aston villa are cunts

You could feed a poor peruvian lad with that money bro

reminder that if a single person in that stadium has visited China in the last 6 years there is a 127% chance they will all die with 60 minutes of the final whistle

nah it will go to the next league position regardless because if they're not banned they'll be in the CL

No, if City win it'll be decided by league place

That's some american science right there

Rangers got to the quarters you'll be alright

fuck poor peruvian lads, what have they ever done for me?

Reckon this stadium is 70% Villa

>biggest final of the year
>no sticky
fucking amerimods

>biggest final of the year
villa delusion in fine force again

reminder that city have an asterix next to every trophy they've won since they were taken over by sportswashing arab psychopaths

>citeh completely dominated by villa
kek

I always wondering. They sing god save the grandma?

Ew a cockroach spoke to me
Stay in your shithole poorfag

>that city lineup

bit desperate aren't they. its just villa lmao.

Cocaine

How much would it cost to fuck one?

enjoy it while is lasts. science will be made illegal if the donald wins a second term.

city is so shit

>implying this this isn't bigger than the CL Final

huge kek

it's the first final of the year so he's not wrong you complete spastic

news were reporting villa fans were buying cheeky manc tickets to fill the stadium

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>another mickey cup city easily win
>biggest final

what's with all the american villa customers

true but those lads aren't poor

they've had a lot of American players

If I take all my knowledge of Peru from PeruANO then it would cost a few pence at best

Yes they do

Isn't like City fans can fill any stadium anyway, atleast this way it gives us some atmosphere at the game

Foden is already better than Grealish

even bigger than their final game in the PL in a few months?

Randy Lerner fan club.

doesn't suprise me in the slightest, City were probably giving them away to schoolkids

aesthetic colours and a nice sounding name

>peru (gay)

Is it okay to fuck a 16 year old if you're 28?

Should we abolish the league cup?

>strawpoll.me/19467377

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De Bruyne is not playing???

>norwegian commentator refers to Fernandinho as "Fernadindo"

rubbish game

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is wembley a neutral ground or villa's home stadium?
it feels like the later

plastic club plastic fans

Like 10 brexit pounds

They are, only the narcos get rich

no

they're my local team so jog on

loads of big Guzan fans

depends what caste he is

paki

Tom Hanks supports Villa, and Americans take all their social, cultural, and moral cues from celebrities.

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>corner to the side of the box where no players are

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One of those teams which look like a genuine big club to people who don't really follow football. I used to think they were big and successful too

To be fair every American fan is a big fan.

the pakis support man utd or only care about cricket

they're probably the best example of delusional big club syndrome in fairness

why Nyland though... I get he played most cup matches but Reina has been immense la

cheeky

Based Fodingz absolutely ruining that counter attack
Faggot

I'm a city fan, and I don't rate sterling in the slightest. Dude can fuck off.

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lslamified city and fanbase
cope

racist

Aston Villa is also the name of a French rock band

>not Leeds or Forest

we invented the football league. 5th most trophies in the country and 1 of only 5 english clubs to win the CL

carry on seething

OK Mr KKK

Is there a more overrate duo than Aguero and David Silva

Macedonia was once the most powerful nation on the planet. Times change you coping nobody.

great, you were good decades ago but now you are shit. you will still be shit in a decade

ONE league title post first world war
genuinely delusional

He didnt say the biggest final *yet* dumbass

Jynx Maze and Isabela Moner-Boner

your mother's left breast and her right breast

Xavi and Iniesta
Robben and Ribery

Its so loud but every other seat looks empty

My driving licence expires next week. Soon I truly won't have a loicence for that.

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welcome to villa

NEED this game to really spring into life

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I hope you didn't get any tears on your keyboard

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trinidad and tobago

football didn't start in 1945

can't wait for the new animal crossing game lads

Villa fans making noise, winding up the City fans about how they'll never win the European Cup

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pisco's nice

Is Villa some weird Paki infused brexit club?

>we invented the football league.
lmao this is nearly as bad as west ham saying they won the world cup

>pep about to spit
>"no wait! possession possession possession!"
>swallows it back

what bookmaker is that lad

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we did though you complete mong
google william mcgregor

shit goal

Supported by pakis and posh nonces who don't really like football but pretend to for PR reasons (Wills, David Cameron, Tom Hanks...)

AGUERO

OH NONONONONONONO

Oh well game over I guess

>they thought this final was gonna be better than Leicester x City
Wew

fug you were faster than sofascore

zzzzzz time to turn over

AGUERO THE GOAT
>AGUERO THE GOAT
AGUERO THE GOAT
>AGUERO THE GOAT
AGUERO THE GOAT
>AGUERO THE GOAT
AGUERO THE GOAT
>AGUERO THE GOAT
AGUERO THE GOAT
>AGUERO THE GOAT

Just walk it in

posh bastard corporate seats are the ones in the middle
>city goal
game over, villa wont be able to chase the game

time to switch off i'm thinking

Feels like a drawn out execution, like a cat playing with its food

City goal webum.

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most bizarrely seething fanbase on spee

enjoy the game

magnificent assist by england's foden singlehandedly created that goal

It's over

>stream died
>refresh
>picks up streaming from 2 minutes ago
What the fuck i was already behind like 2 minutes to begin with

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

get fugged villa

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what a shit goal to concede

it was fun while it lasted

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not naming the Duke of Cambridge lol. sad

why does raheem run like such a fruit

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I know about William McGregor you silly cunt. McGregor was the main proponent of the league, not Aston Villa themselves.

AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO

pepe reina would have saved that

>Tyrone "Greatest Defender Ever" Mings failing to track Aguero at any point

They're the northern West Ham mate, you're not getting through

Who allowed Villa to make a final? Free win for City

GG, see you all at el Classico

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so defenders stop chasing him to not pass for faggots

they even have the same colours

>tfw your team is playing city in the cup in midweek
expect them to hit double figures against our shitters desu

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>almost a decade of Raheem sterling
>just now asking this

Justifying that £26m fee

ah yes, the chairman of aston villa acting on behalf of the club means it has nothing to do with us
midlands
we were the first

really feelin like drinking a fresh cool carabao guys

>pants down AND shirt up
wtf kek

He did you dumb cunt

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oh shit i didn't even know that was today. gonna turn this off and get some shit done so I actually feel like watching that later

tbf he had a deflection on it

>streamer purposely crashes the stream so people refresh for advertisements
>there's people who don't use ublock in 2020

>absolute dogshit defenders and a 35 year old slow cunt midfielder playing centre half
>put every player on the edge of your own box and hope for the best

Why don't people do this?

Cope
Yikes
Seethe

Shit positioning and awareness which he can normally get away with because of his speed. Good ole Eddie Meme handing over 8m to Ipswich for him.

>bravo
there's still hope villa lads

based and carabaopilled

regularly receiving cock up his arse forces him to pinch so there's no spillage

who the fuck calls him willis
>watchu talkin bout willis
KEK, B&R

Probably been told to occupy the space

I use a Pihole persinally

>Wills
Can you even read? Fat retard

t. Tango man

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fat people make me phsyically ill

is that what the Pakis call him?

Why is the back of sterlels hairline so high?

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>let player cut in onto his favoured foot
How the fuck do defenders still not know how to stop this

thoughts on millwall?

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brainlet

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Shooting practice for City

he unironically thinks it makes him look taller from behind

>foden
>local hero

Why is he a hero?

irreverent non-league shite
honestly don't think i've ever watched one of their games

bruv dont chat shit about mans trim I bet yours is peak

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fack em all
fack em all
united west ham liverpool

Feel sad for them desu.

Why didn't Barca just buy Grealish to replace Iniesta?

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>Willis

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state of it

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but that's only 5 fingers

A belly full of soul

>tfw Foden has achieved more before 20 than you will in your life

dont care about this cup

wonder what they do with those massive carabao cans they have set next to the goal. does the winning team get to keep it and maybe pour it on their manager?

>foden mugging off grealish
yes YES

Shit

I just defeated you in a battle of wit and all you can utter is ad hominem good day sir

>tf
>tp

cope harder

make it rain of them hoes bro

Players dont like to get too close and risk getting beat and letting the attacker in behind

another shit goal

RODRI

oh no no no

foden is gonna be mentally good

SMITH OUT

why are so many league cup finals between the 1st/2nd team against one of the shitest in the league?

Are we sure Foden is English? Doesn't really look the part to me.

anything else on ...

>villel

Gosh, if only there was some replay system to prevent these wrong decisions.

bruh moment

oh no no villa bros. we need to spend another 600m in the summer!!! smith out

City second goal webum.

Welp, this is over.

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you're not special

>city's 11 is a defender
What in the flying fuck?

RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI

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Yeah let’s pretend City wouldn’t have scored 8 regardless of the corner

damn did you see how sterling caressed his mate during the celebration?

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its over

he's from manchester so he's probably irish which are basically a mix of iberians and native britons who have brown hair/brown eyes

RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI RODRI

why the FUCK doesnt VAR check for corners vs. goal kicks my god what a GAPING ANUS VAR is

game over, see you lads

gonna be another watford ain't it?

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>trillion dollar squad needs refball to beat relegation fodder

I'm out

REMINDER: Aston Villa win by default regardless. anything Man City have and do achieve will always be tainted by them being CHEATERS.

your mancunian officiating team

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Top teams have the best depth so their reserve teams have the best chance to go through most rounds

>guilbert

holy kek

>needing var to defeat Villa

my fucking sides

thoughts on shit?

Defending is /weakmind/

seething scouser

Zinchenko's a winger who always plays out of position

He never plays lb for Ukraine lol

>ref saving both manchester teams

Villa cheated in the Championship to even get up, though

>score from a corner that clearly was a goal kick
Done with this sport lads, it is just not fun anymore.

why do man city keep winning this "cup"? trophy padding or something?

cheaters?

Because if it did then there really wouldn't be any point for a ref to be on the pitch

referee: Lee Mason (Greater Manchester)

but liverpoop lost against watford

lee mason is famously a united fan lol

he's actually a number 10

Need to sub on JTerry soonish before this gets out of hand.

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yes

like most city fans

Quads don't lie

wide number 10

SEETHING

welp this is over. going to take 400mgs of dxm

what is bang and where can i buy some?

What a ball from the roach

pep's to autistic to not go all out for every trophy he can win

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Who

Teams play the reserves, which for City means playing 50m players like Stones, Cancelo, Jesus, Silva

based lol

This is a bumming

What are these links that the Malaysian user is posting? Are they gore?

I wouldn't call playing your b team in a final going all out
it doesn't matter much because their b team will still destroy villa

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Poor from you Malaysia I was hoping for some cunny or something.

only 63 calories, wow!

Why didn't city get a transfer ban as well?

some shit vanilla tiktok faggotry

Both refs from Manchester btw

gore

brave englishman foden's actually looking quite good lads

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seething paki

you only get a transfer ban for breaking transfer rules

Sterling is a joke

fucking idiot they are playing their full strength team.

>dude cutbacks lol
city play such boring expressionless football, like all poop teams

why does sterlel always take 4-5 touches in the box when he should hit it first time?

the state of that lad in the villa ball cap

I thought Mings was good? Absolute clown and always out of position. Worse than John Pebbles and fucking Michael Keane

tippy tappy bollocks OUT

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so what rules did they break?

i'd like to bang her, IYKWIM

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The financial sponsorship rules they broke seem like it'd be connected to having the money available to spend on transfers and wages.

in tears lads
this was supposed to be our trophy

Wants to get a penalty

>city actually coming into form in time for the cl knockouts when they usually are running out of steam
weird year

every teams prince william roots for lose AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's full strength bar bravo, who's his "cup keeper"

Probably the same stuff like carabao but with different packaging

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we didn't spend enough to challenge unfortunately. need at least 8 players in the summer imo

At least we still have el clasico today

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he's only been dribbled past once this season

GREAT GOAL

>slips

it's a toothless real lads

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA STONES KWAB KWAB KWAB

>Stones
English players are a fucking joke

Its the most dangerous lead pal. anythin can happen

VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA

Please don't start pickford Jimmy pebbles Gareth clone

>playing a defense of fucking pebbles, dinho, and an out of position winger
>still cant score

Kekekekek I was about to post this when Stones fucking slipped absolute meme

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slip city

>Paint Trophy

VILLA GOAL WEBUM

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
GAME ON

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>make a mistake
>pull your socks up

me in the middle

>stones

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what a useful stat when he is always out of position

ROFL MR PEBBLES COLLAPSE from SHEER BETA-ness

That will be £80 millions. Thank you very much.

>Stones
Lel he just falls over.

HERE WE GO THEN

THE MAGIC OF THE FA CUP

What the FUCK are Villa doing, push out the field

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CAM ON VILLA

>another scream [team name] repeatedly chant

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how much did stones cost again?

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Holy shit did Pebbles just shut off kek

I really don't understand why John Stones is a Premier League footballer

PFFFT HAHAHAHA

Stones is literally a brainlet. He can't even stay on his feet.

welcome to borussia dortmund, jack grealish

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am feelin slippy

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MAN LIKE PEBBLES COLLAPSE LIKE ME NAN

NANASHI NO STONES

THE

The most dangerous lead

HE FOOKIN SLIPPED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>On 9 August 2016, Manchester City completed the signing of Stones for £47.5 million on a six-year deal with a potential extra £2.5 million in add-ons, making him the world's second most expensive defender in history, behind David Luiz.

Helga model

>The state of john pebbles

>John (dropped like a) Stones

MINGS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>STONES

MOST

really liked that goal, peach of a cross and a bullet header
plus jimmy pebbles doing god knows what

Can any British bro tell me why he just dropped like that?

HABBENING

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pull your cock out of your cousin and just enjoy the game Cleatus

iko iko - dixie cups

DANJIROOS

STONES

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>saying this after Mings just stood like a mong with Aguero in the box

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Why is spending big on Defenders always so fucking disastrous? Stones, Luiz, Mangala, Otamendi, Maguire, etc.

fuck off steve irwin

Think he's just a retard

What will happen if city wins CL, are they still going to be banned from it for the next season?

seething
mings is england's best left footed centre back

Slippy J

grealish's shin pads are too small

Why are all of England's defenders shitty weakmind brainlets?

post slippy stones WEBM plz

What a dirty foul by sterling there

>seething
lol not seething at all

yes but at least they'll be in the prestigious Club World Cup

So who is going to play in englands defense in euros?

genuine delusion
>seething
what?

if john stones wasn't a "good" passer of the ball, what division would he play in?

CBs who can pass are big memes who have their price trebled.

Hes a scumbag

league 2

xenovia.dxd.moe/NUP3udge.mp4

>1 attack
>1 goal

Why the fuck are they back camped on their own box? The City defence is absolutely dogshit the best chance to win is absolutely by attacking them

these slags better be good

Name one other english left footed CB.

He is a faggot who loves to show off his "muscley" legs, literally the only reason he wears his socks so low.

whoever is the least shit on average

>who is Jack O'Connell
Nice goals conceded tally lmao

john stones

generally defenders are never going to set the world alight, so any big spend is going to be scrutinized hard

Can't tell if its David Mitchell narrating that Deliveroo ad or not

DELIVEROOOOOOOOOOOO

No more of lefty, I'm tryn eat and watch the game

Take your pick brah

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It isn't.

Keane and Mcguire ?

new

MODS

dire times indeed

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Grey hair definitely demands you cum in her ass

Maguire is doing exactly what they bought him for. You need to remember that Phil Jones would be playing if it weren’t for him.

in order

Have to have english player, literal money laundering, was hyped, club were in debt to city so the transfer fee was a write off plus spanish poty, have to have english players

absolute yikeserino

peps system relies on only facing 2/3 chances a game, using players who can pass and foul be not defend

I thought tiktok was meant to hide the tards?

unironically Tarkowski

gotta be 2

Based