OFFICIAL EVERTON vs MANCHESTER UNITED MATCH THREAD #2

>Roy Keane tearing De Gey a new one
Based Roy

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Im horny. You know what i will do with this? I will meditate. I will NOT masturbate for 3 days. Usually i get angry and crazy on like a second day of nofap. Ill hold for 3 days. You know why i will do this? Not because i think that fap is bad or whatever. I just want to let this beast inside of me to breath fresh air. I want to see what i will do with this power. Maybe finally i will have sex with a woman. Maybe i will jerk it off to a picture of short petite girl in a choker. I don't know.

Tell em Roy expose him

i'm hungry lads, what to get?

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>he’s not a good goalkeeper
Fucking hell Roy.

Pickford BTFO

Based Roy Keane ruining Pickford and de Gay

Why is De Gay spending his wages on matchfixing? greedy cunt has enough money

Every single famous tv show from the UK make it look like living in england is pure depression

(Skins, shameless, inbetweeners, fleabag)

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>I would have lynched them at half time

Uh oh, white twitter about to get real offended on behalf of other people.

BASED

Has anyone in tgis thread ever been diagnosed for Aspergers?

whats interesting about middle or upper class?
go back to watch the Kardashian show.

Can’t tell if Roy is based or cringe. The Reddit “lol hard man” jokes piss me off

wonder how he has not been called out before. He's pure trash.

Im diagnosed with ASPD.

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stop avatarfagging

Ive been told Im on the "spectrum"

Well thats because it is. I'm pretty sure 90% of favela monkeys have a happier life than me (up until the moment their hands feet and head get hacked off slowly with a blunt machete).

I fancy NZ's PM

Never thought of that before. I think that's probably because we like to romanticize our misery so gritty shows and films which show the rougher parts of English like (like this is england) really take off because they let is bathe in our filth

low-key pedo but that's about it

Hes just blunt, hes right Pickford is shit but most pundits wouldnt directly say that

>Bloodshot film
just another robocop rip off??

What does having corona feel like?

literally me.

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Just got a cough lads...

How would I go about becoming a football pundit? Over here, we have unknown has-beens and literal whos. I can't stand them, because they have no knowledge of football and bandwagon whatever others say.

What Bloodshot film?

The thing is hes always been a fuckin mad pad psycho but now hes developed a distilled character so he gets pundit gigs and that's why it feels cringe

Like being hungover

Like a really bad flu

like a big black dick getting pushed into your anus and you feel all the joys and sensations you have ever felt in a few seconds of excrushiating pain

NHS say its a sneeze day followed by sore throat followed by difficulty breathing. a flu.
Was just advertised on my stream. Has Vin Diesel in it.

like there's a bat inside you gnawing on your insides.

I can't wait to watch it on Channel 5 in about three years when I'm drunk

Roy is unironically based. He is still a horrible cunt who I'd happily run over but thats the way the world works.

I think i might be slightly autistic

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Post 3 videos of your analysis on this thread and I will pass it on to the TV companies if it's good enough

t. talent agent

>we
still feel gratitude towards him for the points he single handedly earned in the last few seasons. but IF the team gets better and looks to be a legitimate title challenger again, de gay will be under more scrutiny.

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Have you ever wondered what the motorcade driver drives?

No it's just a flu. People are only dying because old people arent vaccinated. It's a good thing, only the weak will suffer and die

tan lines really are fantastic

All men have autism.

My dad is listening to bring me the horizon

fug

stay off reddit then

what to eat lads?

how are you celebrating the long overdue death of northern lads?

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I hate American adverts

Would smesh

CUMTOWN BOYS STATE YOUR NAME

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Can't believe this made me briefly nostalgic

nah. just a flu. could cause pneumonia that causes death.
hence why its being controlled until the summer in UK so even lower death rate (death rate now at 1%)

GF who's in Italy right now says she's coming down with a cold

My dad is working as a steward in this game.

The stewards always have a competition every season to see who can throw out the most Man United fans

R.I.P in piece to your non existent gf

Jake Flores

First you feel ok, then a bit flu-like, then comes the blackouts & anal leaking. Finally after much anal leakage and blood loss you sucuumb to a coma and probably never wake up. Whereas flu targets old and very young, Corona targets middle aged too.

great post

do stewards have to wear "Angry Birds" adverts too?

Is your dad an emo teenage girl?

just an excuse to stay because she's "quarantined" while she cheats on you

I hear bat soup is pretty good

I got PTSD from De Gea

Hes an emo 50yo boomer

Lads im going to Greggs, you guys want anything?

Best reply

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No, just Everton ties and high vis jackets

webum of the first goal?

based

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so is bruno fernandes what united expected when they signed pogba?

is that david silva on the right

fans yes. Ed Woodward, no.

check the catalog, its the >spanish goalkeeping one

loving the semen slurping score lads

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Lindelad

who's the faggiest twink on united? shaw?

id suck andre gomes dick

FUCKING STATE OF THIS REF

Daniel james.

2 of the 3 worst keepers in the EPL on display in this match. Leno is the other one.

By a country mile

I knew there were cumbois on Yea Forums. I suspect there are some on /fit/ as well

He is definitely the most Shetland Pony like anyway.

De gea. Tallest twink in the world.

sidibe is a stupid idiot

>kepallero

We are taking over the world. CUMTOWN WORLDWIDE 2020

EPL has the 4 worst keepers in Europe
>de gea
>pickford
>leno
>alisson
All garbage.

Having a heart attack lads haha

Wow martial almost sprinted there

What does it mean when a girls legs shake when you're having sex with them?

When will the "zero experience ex player manager" meme die?

ederson too

>getting outmuscled by Bruno Fernandes
.....

kek

Leno is good you brainler. You're literally just saying that because yiy seen his name on that mistakes stat that sky showed. Leno was trash last season, that's when all of his mistakes come from

The police will give a pass for rape because of cultural reasons.

t. andre villas boas

When Zidane get's exposed

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What ever happened to Daniel James?

everton is such a weird club

Dont forget van der sar, cech, peter Schmeichel, lehmann, David seaman, brad friedel and pepe reina. They were thr worst goalkeepers i have ever seen in my life

Knock in training

they're all running around a lot but not actually doing much
doesn't seem to be much rhyme or reason to the play

Managers are a meme. It’s just about the players. Klopp would be nothing without Van Dyke and Mane. Fraudiola would be nothing without his gigantic checkbook.
Mou is the only manager who has managed to make a squad better than the sum of it’s parts when he finished second with United.

he regressed to his mean

What's the point of Everton?

>Richarlatan

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He's not good at football

Yes brainlet, like im telling you, they were all last season

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>De Gay
That would be a goal kek

Because both teams are tactically fouling every time the opposition strings together more than 2 passes

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sigurdsson is so handsome

De Gea has that autismus stare lmao

Imagine being a goalie
Doing ONE THING for your whole life
MAKE MILLIONS
Cant put up a block and stand right in the goal
Even fuckin ole at the wheel sees it

Fucking frauds.

Isn't Fred their mascot?

tom davies' short socks
how contrived
sad

Member when Ancelotti managed respectable clubs?

>both teams
Everton

milan? yeah

Don’t worry he’s getting sent off soon

if you don't beat the first man taking a corner, you should get booked

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this
>Milan
>RM
>Bayern
>Chelsea
>Juve

need get Nighalo on

>break up with religious Catholic gf of 4 years cause sex and relationship got boring
>we both lost our virginities to each other
>now going on third date with hot big ass blonde but she is obviously promiscuous
>from her instagram she obviously only date Chads
>tfw 5.5 inch dicklet
>bricking it completely

Should I just call the date off?

How are Everton not a respectable club?

*licks lips*

Bruno is a level above these cunts.

Bruno mint play

FUCK

i watn 2 have sex with bill eilish

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everton are bigger than chelsea

angry birds.

you can get at least a shag out of it so why would you

wtf

Fucking hell

>That dummy

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It isnt one of the top clubs in the country. Thats what i mean by respectable.

Stop being a pussy and fuck her. Stop caring about you dick size too.

They've won the 4th most league titles.

Bruno is reminiscent of Gerrard in those shit Liverpool teams.

Bernard :3 i miss this lil nigga

>that touch

Paganism > Agnostic > Islam > Christian > Atheism

If boredom is your excuse for ending a relationship you should it start doing heroin

spooky

football started in 1992

Bruno is too good for this league

Few questions. How many followers do you have on instagram? Also where did you find that girl? Tinder?

imagine unironically worshipping marvel characters

fernandes is a bit wank isn't he

Based

t. Consumer

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I worship the sun, retard.

>If boredom is your excuse for ending a relationship
it does get boring eventually tho

Gay

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>all these corners
united are shit on set pieces, it's only a matter of time before 2-1

i got bored lads

Yeah, and heroin won’t.

the scousers won't like this one bit

Almost 500 followers. She's one of my mate's gf's friends

I am amazed that Baines still plays. He was such a player years ago.

kek

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For me, it’s the Chevrolet’s

lol

>worshiping a star

>not worshipping the sun
you'll be sorry

Is Tinder worth it lads? Can you find a genuine girl or all they all whores?
Should i just talk up girls on the street?

Asking for a friend.

Imagine LARPing as a Darksouls character

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the sun's not a star you fucking retard it's the sun

>No trophies for 25 years
>Old, wooden stadium
>Boring football
How are they respectable?

>implying anything will change within even a year
>that trademark pulverised tissue and shit on the tracks you see at every northern station

will barcelona finally overcome the white fascist menace?

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no I won't

a what?

Huh. I'm just starting to become a gym chad. Spotted some hotties but too shy to speak to them

The Sun is the star at the center of the Solar System. It is a nearly perfect sphere of hot plasma,[15][16] with internal convective motion that generates a magnetic field via a dynamo process.[17] It is by far the most important source of energy for life on Earth. Its diameter is about 1.39 million kilometers (864,000 miles), or 109 times that of Earth, and its mass is about 330,000 times that of Earth. It accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass of the Solar System.[18] Roughly three quarters of the Sun's mass consists of hydrogen (~73%); the rest is mostly helium (~25%), with much smaller quantities of heavier elements, including oxygen, carbon, neon, and iron.[19]

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When you think about it those ancient civilisations that worshipped the sun had more sense than all the religious sects that followed.

>spuds

dont play dumb fag

Both teams are shit and desperately need a rebuild

BENULDY

Depends where you are but the general rule is that girls use Tinder for dopamine hits and to feel validation.

Also my ex gf used to go on Tinder with her friends to find people they knew and laugh at their Tinder profiles.

He's probably saying that because of Carlin.

>this ref
>Fred

>fred

lmao nice reffing

I had to look it what was.
a video game. just realised who Im talking to and made me laugh lol

based

wtf it hit his knee

why does VAr exist again?

Why isn't VAR used to clear up an obvious error like that? Booked for something that didn't happen?

Barca have a depleted squad and look really shakey. Putrid despite the loss against city looked far more threatening.

this fucking referee. this fucking fred. this fucking game

Does Tom Davies not wear shinpads or is he just one of those cunts

So wheres the VAR?

kek

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Goes to show how fucking retarded these people are making VAR look like.

CAM ON DOMINIC
SCOAH SAM FAKIN GOALS

WHERE IS VAR?

this ref is a joke

because footy fans will bitch about it killing the game

Ighalo goal incoming

That would undermine the integrity of refs.

This shit isn't even funny anymore

wtf

It doesn't even touch his fucking arm

This referee is spineless. Fans booing he reacts in their interests. Players scream he reacts in their interests. Pathetic.

your league cup runners up

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>spuds

It's only used for red cards, penalties, and goals.

Unless you're mega Chad girls won't respond well to pick up attempts at the gym. Tinder is probably your best shot. When I was a 80kg lanklet I got no matches. Then I bulked up and added a topless photo of me on a motorbike and one of me playing rugby and I now have 400 plus matches.

Women aren't that complicated

league cup final thread:

Clear and obvious error

Yeah those inbreeding retards who fucked children and sacrificed goats had a lot of sense

no they will win ;(

>the mighty spurs

sounds like your average welsh family

based ref trialing the new "ask the audience" option

Yeah but they only use it in those circumstances.

Are Wolves better than Arsenal ? Not really fancying our chances with them

Is this supposed to be a handball or what? I can't figure out if it's Fred doing something or someone else.

AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wolves very good at home

>BREAKING: Two people from Leeds and one person from Bradford have tested positive for Covid-19 coronavirus.
stay safe west yorkshire lads

Yes

>more points in PL
>won their knockout match in EL
yes they are

UFF

kek, bruno is actually not a fraud from liga lalanes

It was literally nothing. He got hit in a knee and ref whistled. Thats it.

heh my boy richarlingz just needs more time

>sidiebe

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Easily.

Literally injured by that shitty pass by Kean

they seem strong against stronger sides but against weaker sides they seem underwhelming, I feel like we got a chance

Where the fuck is Martial?

Ouch.

is he dead?

THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS REF

Fucking STATE. Lol

Lmao based Carragher, fucking virgin referee

Retard ref

why run-off areas so shit in england

Just your typical defend and counterattack team but with a couple of actually creative players that can make something happen

He’s having one of those “can’t be arsed” days.

i felt that

>nigs

This ref now cant visit Liverpool AND Manchester. Respect. He was probably very popular in high school.

Clown officials.

The ref was right in this case. You can’t just run on the pitch.

Is there a reason for the pitch to just end and then have a fairly steeply declining bit like that? Seems pretty dangerous.

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Probably walking around on the edge of the box as usual

Chad carragher vs virgin ref

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fred been dreadful today

Drainage I think

>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN PITCHERINO, YOU CAN'T JUST COME BACK ON PLAY

Where did you get such a nice stream?

Pirated satellite TV.

whats more likely
>assistant ref told him to go on pitch without telling ref
or
>retard ref who has been shit all match said its OK to assistant and forgot

>today

>That's what you get for being shit at United

What's your position on a field lads? Mine would be comfy LB. Im 5'8. Pacey. I like doing tackles. I always wanted to score goals but my shots are weak idk why.

Liverpool are shit.

the rat's face after impact is priceless tho lel

I haven't played any football since middle school

>Wan Pissaka

>today

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CB or CDM. I'm tall and good at passing.

Based

Does anyone have the webm of some south-american (i think) player celebrating a goal to empty stands and then vanishing?

Just try to imagine.

cornerton

libero

i played lb/rb as well for that 1-2 years while playing footy

>today

>de gay dive

Fuck sake forgot you play the ref every time you're against United, fucking joke

RB. Got some pace and passing

left back
dirty as fuck, i love a dive, i love a late tackle, i love an elbow in your back from a corner, i love moaning at the ref

also up front because it's fun

I've played everywhere except rb and wings

Mine was the pacey brown ngubu. I ran for the ball and just kicked it

What does Tom Davies even do?

this ref is retarded

Bad second half from united

Man U need to score on the break

another foul on a utd player not called

How many corners they need

Sidibe is just awful

I would always play CDM or CB but that was years ago.

Ref is a fucking travesty Mourinho would be waiting for him after the match

>12 penalties this season
>9 points added thanks to VAR

Ighalo corner goal incoming

>this ref
wtf giving Everton every little touch

>its another 88 minute ole sub episode

false nine or trequartista

Why are there so many ABU refs? It’s pathetic.

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

>PICKFORD IS SHI-

Martial was in the match?

>IGHALO

HAHAHAHA

>attacker off defender on
lmao

>these saves
APOLOGIZE

APOLOGISE TO PICKFORD FAGGOTS

HOW!?

Based Southgate clone reassured

>pickford is shit

PICKFORD FOR ENGLAND

Pickford then

APOLOGISE

WERE GONNA WIN THE EUROS LADS

I'm sorry, Pickford.

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I'm sorry Pickfor. You're only wank 90% of the time

>Not rating pickford

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a corner not called

Those saves were brilliant but pickford is still shit.

LMAO

>Shitford spazzing out because he did his job for once
kek

>POONANDES

KEK WHAT A FLOP

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES MEMES MEMES MEMES

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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Mata is so smooth 10/10 vision+passing

HA AHHAHA

HERE COMES UNITED REFBALL

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHOA

ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN ITS IN
>maguire

YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fucking state of united

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAGUIRE

For fucks sake

Fuck

lmao

Ouch

Pickford is now England's starting goalie for euro 20, erasing the very small chance they had of winning it. Congrats guys

just watch VAR fuck this up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

EVERTON SECOND GOAL WEBUM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PLS DON'T VAR

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NEVER OFFSIDE

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Fuck VAR

90 GORRILION

heh... my boy calvingz...

REFBALL

Holy shit

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So this is the power of the premier league

CORRECT DECISION

amazing if this counts

HOW THE FUCK WAS HE INTERFERING

DE GAY COULD SEE THE FUCKING BALL THE WHOLE TIME

Fix

What the fuck

VAR'D

WTF
thats a goal

what a game

Based VAR

Worst VAR decision I've seen yet

bollocks
get rid of it

Why the fuck is this offside

Thank fuck
Varchester

munted calling it in again

HOW THE FUCK
HE DINDT TOUCH THE BALL OR INTERFERE THIS IS GAY KMS THIs REF

This nigga from iceland ruined everything

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

V A R

seething ABU's ITT

>VAR'D
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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GET IN THERE. Now score a late winner Manure to rub it in these scouse faggots faces

based VAR

AAAAAAAAAAHEAHEHAHEHAEA

SHIT REF
>SHIT REF

HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
>HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT

SHIT REF
>SHIT REF

HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
>HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT

SHIT REF
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HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
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HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
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SHIT REF
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HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
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SHIT REF
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HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
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SHIT REF
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HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
>HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT

SHIT REF
>SHIT REF

HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
>HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT

SHIT REF
>SHIT REF

HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT
>HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT

GET FUCKED ABUS

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OH NONONONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck off var

Why was it disallowed? What the fuck?

REFBALL
FUCK VAR

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GOAL

MANCHESTVAR UNITED

The absolute state , United CONSTANTLY get these bullshit calls but nobody calls it because they're still bad

>NEVERTON

its the correct decision retards

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine how delusionally ABU you have to be to think that should have counted

getting out of the way of the ball is interfering?

Only in the EPL. That's not fucking interference.

This game is a disgrace. This referee needs to be fucking fired. I cant stop laughing.

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UTTER BULLSHIT

I'd love to see where Utd rank in the VAR decision table they get at least one going their way every week.

PIGEON CHIMPOUT

IT COMES OFF MAGUIRE FFS
FUCKING REFEREE UNITED

Cornerball

that is absolutely gay

Learn the rules of the game you fucking spastic

kill yourself

LEARN THE RULES, RETARDS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guess the check cleared.

wow.

ref and VAR don't know the rules.

came off a United defender, therefore not offside.

Sigurdson was apparently impeding de Gays view of the ball

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>MANCHESTVAR UNITED

THE CHEQUE CLEARED

MAKING BAD DECISION WITH VAR

FA SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE RIVER

Seems a bit fair that the ref booked Fred for some imaginary handball

You can have a goal disallowed :)

>United needs var to draw with Everton

He obstructed the goalkeeper you melt

how was that offside? fucking pathetic

oh well 2 more points dropped for manure

What happens when a coach gets a red card?

Explain how that should have been disallowed, genius

>that name
Off yourself you fucking tripfag

everton player sitting in front of de gea was offside, and although he wasn't really involved in the play, he was enough of a disturbance i guess.

This semen slurping VAR is not for me.
Absolutely BASED Ancelotti.

ANCELOTTI RED

GTFO THE PITCH

sent off the coach why

NEVERTON. Fuck me, Manu were absolute shite second half. The refs look terrified of Ancelotti

remember when football used to be fun

the fucking state of the premier league

VAR saving the refs again

>RED CARD FOR CARLO

THIS REF

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kek

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red card for ancelotti

WAS GOL WAS GOL WAS GOL

>red carded
L M A O

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RED RED RED

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Nice VAR. Another week another matchday cheating.

NEVER TOUCHED THE BALL

OFFSIDE

SHOW ME THE RULE BOOK

someone on the bench takes control, usually they keep in contact with the coach with the phone

THE VIRGIN REF
THE CHAD ANCELOTTI

What a joke of a league.

>Carlo taking a vacation for next 2 games
lmao

ohnononononnonono

How the fuck do you get a red card when the game is over. Semen slurping sport

REFBALL

cheating paki cunts, still dropped 2 points though and won't get CL football next season LOL

enjoy being a smelly paki living in a terraced council house

10 points now thanks to VAR

the ball was deflected twice by manu's own players. No way you could put enough of that goal on the offside player to disallow it

bad ref

blocking the line of sight and interfering with de gea

>red card AFTER the game
the referee is ONLY in charge during game time. fire him.

This cunt of a ref holy shit

He blocked the keepers view , you dumb fucking chicano

kino

>came off a United defender, therefore not offside.
Clearly you don't understand why it was ruled out you mongoloid

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ANCELOTTI KEK

this. lmao

how can people not love VAR
look at the seethe

That ref was the crappiest ref in a while.

he was literally on the ground.
unless de gay is 4 feet tall, he dindn't interfere with shit

>It's a goal
Are you people actually serious?
He literally lifts his legs to let the goal go past

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Its amazing how many people think the goal should have stood

Yea Forums is truly full of clueless idiots

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ref powertripping as per usual

Bruh, I'm a lifelong M5 United fan, that goal should have stood, De Gea was going the wrong way, there was no way he would have saved that or been distracted.

He rightfully moved his feet out the way so that he WASN'T interfering

Absolute faggot of a ref

el var sinson strikes again

Stick to your own league mate. Thanks.

Imagine when your 2m tall goalkeeper's view gets blocked by someone sitting on the ground.

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He was not impeding play, he was not offside as he did not go for the ball, he was not blocking de geas view. It was given as offside yet he did not touch it or move towards the ball. What rule are you referring to retard?

DE GEA IS STANDING UP
THE PLAYER IS ON THE GROUND

STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID

HOW

HOW

CAN YOU MAKE BAD DECISION WITH VAR

THIS IS BULLSHIT

>ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD >ABUs MAD

not offside bc deflection from mcguire + didnt touch the ball or influence the play + the ball wasnt meant for him he was stuck there

>you dumb fucking chicano
don't know why that made me laugh

I hate VAR so much

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>focuses on a player on the floor and not on the ball

The rules need to be changed to account for VAR.

>retards exposing their lack of knowledge
goal being disallowed was the correct decision

it is offside lol

>t-the grass was i-interfering with my l-line of sight
Pathetic.

filthy manure pakis, fucking filthy

SACK THE REF

De gea literally reacted to the deflection, how was his view impeded kek

>he was not blocking de geas view

Yes he was. That’s why it was disallowed. Try to keep up, plastic.

what are we watching next?

I'd rather lose after a referee's mistake than win with VAR

BRO I COULDNT SEE THE BALL ROLLING THE GUY SITTING ON HIS ARSE IN FRONT OF ME WAS BLOCKING THE VIEW AS I WAS STANDING UP WTF IM ONLY 6'9 BASICALLY MANLET STATUS

LYNCH THAT REF

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>REEEE BUT LIVARRRPOOL ONLY WIN BECAUSE OF VAR
>Need Var to draw with Neverton

This is the absolute state of Poonited customers in 2020

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VARCE

You have to be literally retarded to think this is an offside.

De Gea is a manlet but even he can see above a normal sized man sitting.

efl cup final

Blocked the view of the ball.

el clasico

he was clearly impeding the view of the ball for the gk

do you guys not know the rules of football?

Well guys the league is pretty much decided and VAR is robbing us neutrals of any dramatic moments regardless so I think I'm gonna call it a wrap on my football spectatorship once and for all. Goodbye lads

LEAGUE CUP FINAL THREAD

waiting for el clASSico lad, is it too late in denmark to watch it live?

>not interfering with play
>just blocking the keeper's view and lifting his legs at the last minute to let the goal through

Fuck off ABUs

pornography

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so efl final first and after el clasico, seems based lads

They have an assistant manager take over

classico, maybe inter vs juve

Why would a goalkeeper be focusing on the player on the floor instead of the ball?
+deflection by maguire so no offside

He didn't block the line of sight, De Gay could see the ball the whole way. He didn't interfere with De Gay because he didn't touch the ball,a nd if he had of touched it, the ball would have been diverted away frm a clear goalbound shot. Just admit there was no case for offside and manure got bailed out by corrupt VAR officials again

that slimey little rat cunt mike riley loves Manure, still you lost 2 points again today and you're still a smelly paki rat

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>lol de gea was standing up he was sitting down
Yes and the ball was low and exactly where he was sitting.

Years gone by they would have blew the moment the ball got near him.

No I don’t think I will, gypsy subhuman.

>why would
player is between ball and keeper. it's the rule.

The geezer literally has to move his legs out of the way to let the ball go past
Let the ABUism go my friend

In a perfect world that goal would be disallowed, but by premier league rules shouldn't it have stood?

I dont support either team. He was lying on the ground, how is that blocking someone who is standing up? Was the grass blocking his view too? De gea reacted to the deflection so he could see the ball you stupid fat bastard. It was given offside, yet it came off the defender. Stab yourself to death.

Enjoying this seethe as a Yanited customer desu

var needs to go and anyone who designed it or advocated for it needs to be brutally murdered

Fuck off, if he's near the ball the linesman is supposed to raise his fucking flag.

The ball would have literally touched him if he wasn't.

Also the deflection doesn't matter because the cunt was offside before the deflection happened.

Fucking retards stop watching football if you don't understand the rules.

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can't see the ball mate just position yourself so you can't see the ball there you go sorted bro. var will do it

Eat shit gyppo drink some fucking bleach

9:00 pm

can a striker on the opposite team just dance in the 6 yard box the whole match then?

yeah, you don't have to touch the ball to be offside. and it's arguably obstruction of the goalie too

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WAIT A SECOND

THE BALL HITS MAGUIRE

ITS NOT A PASS

ITS NOT OFFSIDE

ITS AN OWN GOAL

THIS REF SHOULD REFEREE AT AMATEUR GAMES

Sad!

The ball was literally going to touch him if he just sat there. I don't know in which universe he wouldn't be interfering with play.

wasn't that match postponed?

If he was obstructed, why did he react to the deflection? It's a BS call and NOT a clear and obvious error.

That or either the whole rulebook needs to be changed. Current rules were for humans judging the game and there's a margin of error. Now that it's done by machines that margin of error doesn't exist and it leads to bunch of stupid decisions that are technically following the letter of the law but not the spirit of it and most importantly just make the game less fun.

Sure but De Gea actually went the opposite way

My bad, good post.

>the ball hits Maguire
Yes into the path of an offside player who was already offside before it hit Maguire

>striker shoots
>player is offside
>BUT the ball isn't going near him
>takes a deflection
>player is onside now
>AND has the wit to move out the way
it should have stood
I fucking hate manure so much bros

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because he couldn't see the ball cause the fat cunt was in his way.

shit you're right I forgot

Its a blocked shot. Not a pass. No offside.

>ball isn't going near him
>he's still offside
>he's blocking the keepers view
>lifts his legs at the last moment to ensure keeper sees none of it and let it into the goal
>not Interfering with play

ABU tears are the best.

>It's a blocked shot not a pass.
Where in the rulebook does it say offside is only for passes?

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He had his eyes on the ball all the time

Player is offside when he is behind a defender at the moment his teammate makes a pass towards him.

Random balls bouncing from the defender are not passes.

Yes the goalies eyes have anything to do with the cunt being offside and interfering with play.

The ball was literally travelling on his path before he lifted his legs to let it through the goal.

He's still offside during all this time

haha fuck you cunt

Ball came off Maguire making him onside. He moved AWAY from the ball not towards it. It is impossible for him to be offside.

>random balls bouncing from defender.

The moment the ball leaves the foot of his teammate if he is offside, he remains offside unless he got onside somehow.

It was a deflection and he was in an offside position and interfering with play.

The linesman should have blew immediately after the ball was traveling anywhere near him

Yes but he didn't interrupt De Gea

>ball came off maguire making him onside

He was offside when the ball left his opponent's foot.

He never got back onside.

He continues to be offside and the assistant should have flagged the moment the ball left his teammate's foot.

He is on the ground doing absolutely nothing. The ball was never passed to him.

He doesn't have to interrupt De Gea, THE RULE IS FUCKING INTERRUPTING PLAY.

IF YOU ARE IN THE PATH OF THE BALL YOU ARE CLEARLY INTERRUPTING PLAY

>he was on the ground doing absolutely nothing

Except being on the path of the ball and interrupting play

And he moved away.

So if a shot goes past a player that is behind the defenders without touching him it shouldnt be counted?

Yeah, no.

...

You are fucking delusional, stop being a stupid fat bastard. If it comes off the defender he is no longer offside as it is now a different phase. Read the rules, even though he was originally in an offside position since it came off Maguire that negates that and makes him onside. And even if it didnt come off Maguire, he does not touch the ball or even move towards the ball he actually moves away from it. He was not blocking de geas view as you can see here de gea sees the ball the whole time and reacts to the deflection, plus the Everton player was lying down, was the grass blocking de geas view too? You can not be this stupid.

Coom then el classico

>Different phase

He doesn't get back onside when his teammate plays the ball. He remains offside.

Go eat shit

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Yes he does, that's why he reversed the goal, he even said it to Ancelotti after the game

Get some reading comprehension you dumb fuck.

Yes and he's still interrupting play regardless

All 3 points in your shitty little picture didnt happen.

He is both interfering with play and gaining and advantage.

At this point you are either retarded or pretending to be.

He isn't though.

It's offside either way. He was in an offside position and in active play

Have a nice day

you're definitely right, these guys are just being annoying

This is outright match-fixing. The ref's even from Manchester.