OHNONONONONO

, with thunderous applause

You're a fucking mong

>it's the u23

It's literally just a new version of the flu

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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it's not
New version of SARS, maybe

it's literally cancerous airborne HIV, we're all gonna die

one can only hope

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO ACTUAL JOURNALISM YOU'RE EVIL PUTIN GUYSSSSS

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Hate human arrogance. we're only concerned about humans getting infected by the virus but what about the virus getting infected by humans?

it is but it's only dangerous the second time around so you only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

>ACTUAL JOURNALISM
Top kek

YOU BETTER

What if I decide to mom's spaghetti instead?

Top jej

This is a true fact
Freak out!!!!

why hiv

>just
influenza kills about half a million and several million become sick each year

Give your strength to Ronaldo's antibodies
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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oh no no no no

they sequenced it and found the same markers and some other glycoproteins as HIV in the virus (which would suggest it's a manmade virus)

>finally start turning my life around
>we're all gonna die
typical

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>source: my fat hairy arse

Trying is the first step towards failure.

retard

>A
>FUCKING
>FLU

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>RT Sport
>lol, you fucking idiot

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wow thanks

They still practice and shower together

LE VLADY SO BASED AMIRITE FELLOW POL BROS AM I A REDPILLED MEME FROG YET

>influenza kills about half a million and several million
These people who die from the flu were already incredibly sickly to begin with.

and not even JJ u23

Just to be safe

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the full sequence is public
go look it up before making a fool out of yourselves

It's a fucking sports news site. Stop strawmanning and making it a political issue.

They're fucking athletes in their 20s and early 30s. They're gonna be fine.

>Juventus
MORE LIKE FLUVENTUS

don't come back muhammad

F

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>those digits

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seething cuckoid.

>”Bro it’s just the flu you’ll be sick for a week then be fine xD”

You guys are so fucking god damn stupid. It’s a Coronavirus so you know belonging to the family of SARS? SARS victims showed long term complications like bone mass degradation, kidney damage and as well as permanent damage to your ability to breathe. A lot of people in China who had SARS later were unable to work or live alone due to SARS infection. It’s a serious fucking disease you idiots.

By all means go ahead and catch Coronavirus like a fucking idiot but don’t trick other people into getting it.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20337995/

Holy shit this board is so fucking god damn stupid

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Cringe

That's mostly the case with COVID as well. Along with old age.

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It’s a Forbes headline you moron

it's just the boomer flu bros don't fall for /pol/ jews

The Chinese government is hiding real numbers, literally rushed to build hospitals (so badly that there's a video of one leaking water from the roof), and locked people in their houses.

but it's just the flu, sure.

The cold is also a coronavirus, you fucking mong. There are degrees in severity for each, they're not all the same.

t.

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...

WEST BAD
*eats doritos from walmart*
*tips fedora*

dumb happoooner pol nigger lose weight

Based

t. seething berniecucks who got cucked by blacks AGAIN

based trumpinho

this
if there's literally one group on earth who could get the virus 1000 times and be fine it's these guys

the virus kill rate is 0.000000000001% (people that die from it already were going to die)

let me guess
30ish
balding
under 6feet
green party voter

You’re absolutely right, this is as bad as the common cold! There is nothing to worry about. Totally agree. In fact, please catch it and show everyone how harmless it is

*tips fedora*

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>literally rushed to build hospitals
{There are still people out there who are stupid enough to believe commie China's propagands campaigns about their """efficiency"""
lmao.

>ameriKKKan education

In all fairness leftists love being cucked by blacks

Nice strawman, mong.

Shut the fuck up idiot

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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shithead
You idiots don't even read the abstracts

Fuck off pedophile faggot

don't give a shit, ima shutin hikki who never socializes with anyone except my anonymous friends on Yea Forums and the rest of 4channel/Yea Forums

ok now this is based

breaking news. As in ten mins ago.

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based

oh wow I'm a bloomberg thunder now

>implying

If it was a bio weapon they could just release Ebola

HELLO

well no shit
if you even looked into it for 5 minutes you'd come to this conclusion
>lead researcher has a grant to research coronaviruses
>lab literally down the road from patient zero
>SARS escaped quarantine in Beijing and the yanks urged chinks not to fuck about with coronaviruses
>HIV insertions that are a million to one to have happened naturally

Me unironically, just wanna live through some actual history

>bioweapon
w e w l a d
e
w
l
a
d

>news sites that show moscow time
>believable

So China makes a disease and then gives the code to the world so we can find out what they did?

it's a virus, not an encrypted data file you retard
first stage for making a vaccine is to sequence it

>Oh no, all the boomers and defectives will die and we'll not have an overheated housing market for once
>Oh no, people will have to make do with their perfectly fine iphone 34 from last year
>Oh no, the numbers of the bankerinos are going down

>RUSSIA BAD! RUSSIA BAD!

i mean
>dogs get it
>toddlers get it with no symptoms
>two weeks incubation with no symptoms
>half of the infected get only a simple cold

its perfect to infect the whole pop and destroying its economy in the process
also i have a sore throat

chinks released it to spite the japs and fuck their olympic games

Regardless if they were to make it themselves releasing the genetic sequence seems like a counterproductive idea and they would be better off releasing some miracle drug to fix it which I assume they also have in case they build it

>As in ten mins ago
>feb 18

Imagine being this retarded. This is what someone with an IQ of 90 looks and sounds like. These are the people that browse Yea Forums and who you have discussions with at length.

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YEAH THEY SHOULD JUST REFUSE TO RELEASE THE SEQUENCE THAT WAY PEOPLE DONT GET SUSPICIOUS

holy fuck you're an actual smoothbrain
they don't need to release it, it's a fucking virus you can isolate it and sequence it in the lab in a like two days it's a tiny amount of genetic material

Are you one of those hard right CIA paid guys who didn’t get caught by Maduro? How long before the police kick down your door bitch?

>doesn't know about timezones.

If the sequence shows so clearly the disease was man made I take it they were better off coming clean earlier.
If weird sources on Twitter can even find obvious proof it was them who bioengineered the disease imagine a US military doctor looking at it for a minute or two

it's a colombian flag user

>preventing Jap to host a huge waste of money and possibly fucked up their Anime.
>also kill all the boomers who drained all their taxmoney.
>at the cost of thousands of chinks.
Wtf I don't know Chink secretly love Nip.

how did this end up being about Russia and Trump again?
It's a clickbait headline from a shitty sport news outlet

That's not breaking news, /pol/ has been saying that for weeks now. It's still bullshit, mind.

is that nathan fielder?

>bing bing wahoo

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Maduro is coming for you little cia rat

You fucking brainlet, all of the cia thugs fled to Colombia after being repulsed by the people of Venezuela

Lmao, please never greentext ever again. It is clear you have no idea what you’re talking about and get most of your info from twitter talking heads.

Now if only he had the guts to stand his ground he could have been a contender.

>all these retards
Coronavirus is not HIV

It is a cold
It came from bats
These are well documented facts

Enjoy your innawoods posting tho

FUGGGGG

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Watch these players die. Watch. Fuck you china for making this virus. Fucking chinks

>you're wrong because I say so
every single point is factual you can look it up yourself, all public record

Shi Zengli, who specialises in SARS MERS and coronaviruses, based in the wuhan institute of virology

Wuhan Institute of Virology is 9 miles from the market where patient zero was supposedly infected

the-scientist.com/news-analysis/sars-escaped-beijing-lab-twice-50137

hnewswire.com/coronavirus-contains-hiv-insertions-stoking-fears-over-artificially-created-bioweapon/

yet another wanker who's done zero research trying to talk shit

i.4cdn.org/gif/1583027082769.webm

youtube.com/watch?v=F83iuaZ3Rxg

>that little net they put over his head
lmao

>Dead Juventus players
Only thing better are dead Juventus fans

>Net
It's a bag to stop him breathing or coughing on them

T R U M P 2020

let's keep the world great please no more malarkey

Based
Pol go home with your poney diddler friends

it's spreading

>live
Youre next faggot

>does real

HOLY SHIT IF ROBLNALDO DIES HE GETS A 100X LEGACY BOOST

>RT
Lel, imaging believing this shit. Those guys are get paid to make alarmist and disturbing "news" for you westerners

>tf
>tp
pottery

Not only Ukrainians but every sane person everywhere in the world knows this trash media is creating alarmist narratives, sometimes using blatant fakes

So, Ronaldo has the virus too?

>Heaven

It's not a std

I guess that's why pol loves it

Hope it reaches NY, Germanistan and and France(but not Toulose)

No bully pls.

(it's under23 team)

Come to Villa General Belgrano if you are white

>russia good
aah yes the only euro country delivering isis tier gore vids

Looks comfy. Is this where the Führer was hiding?

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The end times are here

>NEWS
Infected man dragged back into hospital mid interview
archive.is/GgSDY

Washington state confirms first US death
archive.is/2OovQ

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

Iranian member of parliament died of infection
archive.is/l2aWc

10% of Italian cases require intensive care
archive.is/cUC2C

>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

Virus spreads through pipes
archive.is/dTtfj

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

>REMINDER
China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
archive.is/i9DAX

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
archive.is/D7YcK

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 88,306 ► Died: 3,001

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 79,828 (2,870) ► International 8,478 (131): S. Korea 3,736 (21) Italy 1,694 (34) Iran 978 (54) D. Princess 705 (7) Japan 252 (6) France 104 (2) Hong Kong 100 (2) USA 71 (1) Thailand 42 (1) Taiwan 40 (1) Australia 26 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 129 Singapore 106 Spain 79 Bahrain 47 Kuwait 46 UK 35 Malaysia 29 UAE 21 Canada 20 Iraq 19 Switzerland 19 Norway 17 Vietnam 16 Austria 14 Sweden 13 Macao 10 Lebanon 10 Netherlands 10 Croatia 7 Greece 7 Israel 7 Finland 6 Oman 6 Mexico 4 Pakistan 4 Azerbaijan 3 Czechia 3 Denmark 3 Georgia 3 India 3 Romania 3 Algeria 2 Belgium 2 Brazil 2 Russia 2 Afghanistan 1 Belarus 1 Cambodia 1 Dominican Republic 1 Ecuador 1 Egypt 1 Estonia 1 Iceland 1 Ireland 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 New Zealand 1 Nigeria 1 Qatar 1 S. Marino 1 Sri Lanka 1 Armenia 1

>MORE
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

up to date info:
nothingburger.today

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Italy is always trying to sink Europe

underrated

you know you are paying russia billions a year for oil, right?

Most overblown fear mongering shit I’ve ever seen

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hey so ronaldo was spotted at the bernabeu now, so how is it a lockdown

excellent

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there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's bat soup

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What clickbait - THREE players [spoiler]on the team their u-23 side was playing against[/spoiler] tested positive

Also they burned 40k dead bodies some weeks ago.

Also you're a schizo.

Holy shit I hope so

so if China has a bioweapons facility, shouldn't we be bombing them or something?

Most relevant countries probably have some form of facility hidden from the public akin to that tbf.

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Whatever you say Xing.

many people will die. if you're posting here, you probably need to worry about your parents more than yourselves.

The virus was created by the CIA and Mossad dumfk

Put the tinfoil hat down m8.

shut up fatty

they make all our shit so they can do as they please
good thing about this virus is the wake up call to the west's massive overdependent on chinese production

Actual fake news

F

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Why is this board devoid of intelligence?