Official Tottenham vs Wolves thread

is he injured again?

SPURS v WOLVES

Stream - streams.notahoneypot.me/

Stream - givemereddit.stream/soccer/olympiakos-vs-tottenham

Stream - liveonscore.net/soccer-streams/tottenham-hotspur-vs-wolverhampton-wanderers/

Stream - cyclingentertainment.stream/events/2020/tottenham-hotspur-vs-wolverhampton-wanderers/

Stream - 60fps.live/tottenham-hotspur-vs-wolverhampton-wanderers/

Stream - socolive.xyz/tottenham-hotspur-live-stream.html

Not rating spurs chances with no real striker

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Injured is his baseline. The question should be "Is it fit yet?"

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>it
bit racist

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This makes my small cockeral the big cockeral

chickenshits get fucked at home

She would get destroyed from the back by me :)

>parrott on the bench
could be based

Jose handing Wolves victory with that team. 3-1 to Wolves.

CHAD Jimenez will rape VIRGIN Mourinho

who would you have that isn't injured?

bergwijn hattrick

Alderweireld & Ndombele in for Aurier & Dier and move Tanganga to right back. I'd even take playing with 9 men instead of having Aurier & Dier.

>last number is a 3
happening

And your dubs confirm

NO REFUNDS

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why is 60fps showing some fucking spic stream

fuck you, lets pretend he's on layaway and >we don't pay the full fee. take him back. now

You tricked us. We wanted Aouar instead.

Agreed, not really sure about Davies either after his idiocy but Jan seems finished

No
Don't you want some Dembélé or Cornet instead?
They are on sale, -20%!
Get them before the others!

What part of Tottenham are you lads from?

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North

Need a Levy daughter gf

WEW

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She cute, but I don't want my kids to be bald

Last digit is how long it takes Ndombele to get injured after being subbed on

Are spurs playing 433 or 4321

any of these streams actually work?

wolves easily wins

The latter

ndombele haters are the most cringe people on earth

but yeah tottenham suck now so we will likely lose

>ndombele haters are the most cringe people on earth

>60m
>injured every game
>cant last 10 minutes without getting knackered
>looks injured every time he gets tackled

Wolves don't do easy wins.

>manure
haha

unironically needs abit of time and will become the best mids on earth

Why doesn't norwaybro just do the streams

Webm user going to deliver on that blunder?

based sessegnon on the bench in his every day clothes

Just pic any of the dozens streams already available.

Santo looking like he just came out of a cave in Afghanistan as usual.

NO NO NO YOU CANT BE STRONGER THAN THE OPPOSITION

>that throw in by davies

i just think its funny how everyone was comparing berg to traore even though they clearly arent the same physically

also
>commentator literally says "gazzanigger"

Is lo celso elite

Either of you got a good stream? I've tried about 10 and they're all choppy as fuck

if he isnt right now he will be

viprow.me/tottenham-hotspur-vs-wolverhampton-wanderers-fc-1-online-stream

works for me

please man, stop

based ngubu

loads better thanks mate

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There's a template post in every match thread with good links to streams. Apply yourself.

ANOTHER MOU MASTERCLASS

based fatty

It begins

JOSE YOU GENIUS CUNT

>delel

Much better so far

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HAPPENING

HAPPENING

Could go back to 5th at this rate

HAPPENING

based dutchman

Flicky alli

they all work user

he needs to stop

>dele and winks just arguing for half a minute

>bad defense
>shaky offence
>concede early
Now Spurs just need 1 more in the 1st and then for Wolves to bring it back level in the 2nd half and this will be the quintessential Wolves game.

Its pronounced lo chelso not lo selso

*draws a foul*
*loses possession*
*fucks up a 3 yard pass to halt an attack*
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based

>>bad defense
>>shaky offence
Wasn't sure who you were talking about there

commentators honestly waffle
"tottenham are 20 points worse off"
and instead of talking about why that is (poch shitting the bed) they talk about how we havent had anyone up top for one prem game

Wow nice atmosphere £1,000,000,000 well spent

Lads. I never doubt Jose, I doubt rest of the club instead.

fuck anyone got a clip of lucas' touch, i missed it

thats what happens when people have to sit and your ticket prices are insane

should i watch this instead of ABLs: the match

Doubt mou would agree to coach spurs if he wasnt guaranteed funds and full control of the team.

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Everyone still stands when there's a goal opportunity coming on anyway

Half the stadium are koreans wanting to see Son

I'd say go do something better with your time than wasting it on either game

Everton 1 - 4 Manchester United

Useless defending

Embarassing

>defence

>tfw stream is literally 2 minutes behind
Fug

Pretty much equally messy goal. This game is going to be an absolute train wreck isn't it.

>commentator shitting on Tanganga
>Dier was at fault

yeah but people cant be on their feet being energetic at every opportunity otherwise they get told to sit down

racism

Delle Ashit

YOU CANT BLAME WHITEYRINHO

I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

Why does Dier look like he makes meth in Albuquerque?

extremely accurate description of him

Jessie would have done a better job defending against that first goal.

We should've sold deli alli when we had the chance

Defense! BITCH!

just hope he has a run of form approaching a transfer window so we can sell him

Who'd want him?

lo celso was completely open fucking winks

Do you reckon bale would've gone stale as well if he stayed?

Jose needs a striker and Levy does nothing but let the team die.

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no, bale and dele arent really comparable

atm no one. but there was interest in him like 2 years ago.

Realistically where would Alli go next?

Probably Salzburg or something

pretty sure lots of clubs wanted him as a prospect

they tried to get Willian Jose but Real Sociedad wanted a kidney for 30 year old brazilian

I was looking forward to the documentary but now it's just going to be banter material for everyone else. end this season already

Welcome to Everton

Everton

Everton

aaron lennon, theo walcott
where mediocre mixed race players go to die

holy fuck that was a solid 20 seconds of clench

APOLOGIZE

>conceding to fucking aurier
Fucking hell

Apologize

ANOTHER ONE GETS UNLOCKED

Hey Aurier does actually do something

if that had gone in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lads, what the fuck is happening?

WHAT A GOAL

APOLOGIZE

>tfw stream is still behind and keep getting GOALS spoiled

LADS

my favorite kind of goal. right at the end of the first half, a spirit breaker. tottenham won, bros

Can some1 post spurs' goals webms please?

Stop lurking instead of watching bruv

just go on r/soccer

norgebro has forsaken us

Dunno but Tottenham need to get rid of him. His attitude on the pitch is unironically toxic, in the sense that he has a loser body language. It just drags the whole team down mentally. Mourinho must've asked to get rid of him certainly.

I guess a high scoring low quality game is better than a low scoring one.

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It's my birthday today lads, it's been pretty good so far but I just want a Spurs win to make it that much nicer

happy birthday boerbro

happy birthday friend, it's happening

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Hope you get Coronavirus and die.

>sees clock
yep, it's cooming time

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Toil tomorrow

happy birthday dude

Bruh why

happy birthday, friend

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How do you please a woman like this bros ?

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happy birthday friend

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Yeah but not to that hog

just be yourselve, bro
rude

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For me it's the yellow fever

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I have a question. Do you live in a rural area?

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Asian girls? Sorry I only date kweenz

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>what's a treadmill?

hand her 4 burgers

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indeed, especially when they're cross dressers

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>wanting a gf with type 2 diabetes

I live in the suburbs of a big city in texas.

Pretty funny

Just thought i'd ask because asian fever only infects those who do dont come into contact with chinks

traps have low standards, so not a lot

Talk about the soccer

>spurs attacking
>attackers are lined up like defenders trying to play an offside trap

Did we got too cocky Jimenezbros?

Impressed with Wolves how quickly they all get back and how hard they are pressing desu, surely they can't keep it up all game.

>smelly alli

>delel
Wtf is his problem?

why is dele like this

>tries to place it rather than hit the target

How do retards get commentary jobs

he is very close to finding form again lads i can see it, he will finally score again in like 5 games.

>spuds

Fucking state

heh...

well that was bound to happen, now for berg hat trick

if Alli just had scored that shit

nice midfield

Why is the thread so dead, where are all the spursbros

Imagine having a competent defence. Wonder what that's like?

>dele ashit
what did mou mean by starting this racist m*tt

APOLOGISE

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Lo Celso has been on thin ice

...

>Vertonghen and Alderweireld both on the bench
Fucking hell Mouyes

Wolves will probably get another desu

we /interisti/ now

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Alderweireld should be starting but Vertonghen looks more and more finished every game he plays.

hungover sorry

Can't be worse in defence than Dier surely

angry gazz is so funny

dead game.dead thread

why does Mou not try to play Parrot.

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apart from bottle it for the first goal, he has done alright today

She hit the wall already? Her face looks bloated.

im actually quite impressed with him today

why do you say "she" like anyone knows who she is apart from you and rajj working in sillicone valley

Spuds have no viable subs

parrott is the only answer

Ndombele is okay if he doesn' have to ruun for more than 15 minutes

Hes 15 years old

should i switch to this from the neverton-manure game?

Traore getting cramp in those ebin shoulder muscles.

>Traore dislocated his shoulder again
The defenders finally figured out how to stop him. Just pull his arm.

tanganga literally pulled traores arm out of the socket

no it's a snoozefest

>state of mourinho

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Feels good man.

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Jota tricks around one player and the rest just kind of give up.

At least my fantasy team has done well

Mouyes will be gone by the end of the season lmao

now that ajax is out, can wolves realistically win the europa?

levy goes to every fucking match and does nothing to correct the problems >we have.

Damn

>Mourinho is a world class manag-

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*spits on Spuds players*
*spits on Spuds fans*

are you guys like joking or are you just genuinley peasants?
mourinho isnt going anywhere for losing to one of the best teams in the league with no strikers
levy wont shell out loads of money for some shitty striker and a quick fix, its not the tottenham way.

They actually sacked Pochettino for this - remember

Nfatbelly literally runs like an old man and hes only just got on the pitch

we were bottom half of the table
since mourinho has come in weve got the second or third most points in the league.

the form has been dreadful lately though. >WE will play europa next season.

no kane no son, i dont expect much.

>since mourinho has come in weve got the second or third most points in the league.
Didnt realise Spuds had done this well since Mouyes moved in. They've looked pretty desperate any time I've tuned in.

what do you mean?
this is by far the best mouyes tottenham performance since he's come in. they actually have managed to hold on to the ball and have a plan going forward instead of hoofball

tottenham have sanchez davies and dier on at the moment lol.

Oh yeah, you're right it wasn't a rough patch or anything... no way a manager like Pochettino could come back from that after a turn in form, right? Aren't English people supposed to know more than me about soccer?
>we
I guess not

you are delusional if you think poch was coming back from anything, the man was suffering from depression, lost the dressing room. firing him was the only way.

Where is the Norwegian when you need him

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>firing a man when he/s depressed

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you fucking fat bastard

he's doing united and everton

Just made up a new chant

Tottenham are gonna lose
Tottenham are gonna lose
Look at my surprise
Tottenham are gonna lose

I may be delusional but it doesn't mean what I'm saying isn't right. Pochettino should come back after the inevitable Mou sacking.

no CL for Spurs

cringe

which is funny because tottenham have like the 2nd best form in the league since mouyes came in
>I may be delusional but it doesn't mean what I'm saying isn't right

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Neto humiliating Totcucks

Couple of years and Neto will be world class.

oh yeah i would like to see poch back in a few years maybe

>untied drawing
>spurs losing
>liverpool lost
It's a good week, we should get more of these.

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Couple of years and I'll still be a virgin.

Being deluded =/= Wrong
Schizos were right about 9/11 too
>Europoor reading comprehension

Time for Parrott to get 30 seconds of game time nice

hate it when managers do that

Just accept it and move on

In all honesty what can MoU do when his players have a ball control of a Parkinson patient

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NO, I WILL MOT WATCH YOUR LEAGUE

Would.

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JAJAJA LOS LOBOS RJ9 JAJAJA TACOS!

ERA

Definitely no era.

How is that no era

Nice fucking left winger. Wtf was that

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So subtle by Dendoncker there

Mouyes BTFO by the true Portuguese chad.

fuckin kikes spurs lmao get fucked

WHEN THE FUCK DOES KANE COMEBACK?

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easy win for wolves

>Arsenal, with all of 8 wins in 27 games, are only 3 points off Spurs with a game in hand
This season is nuts