/147/ - Snooker Players Championship 2020

UNSTUMPABLE

reminder snooker is afix

John Riggins

FIXED

Yan is a big guy

It's amazing how Yan Bingtao makes the exact same positioning mistake every time. You'd think he'd have a trainer or someone who would have noticed this. This can't be his first ever year of playing.

I always think he looks like he's wearing a skin suit, like that alien in Men in Black who was full of beetles, or Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Also, 4u, obviously.

JUST

Hit the red into the black, get the black against the cushion, boom, Judd can't pot it right away and can't tie. Tactics.

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DRUMPF IS FINISHED IT'S OVER FOR HIM

what happened to Desi? she was cute at the start of the season

>That's decided it one way or the other, and not in Trump's favour
Based gibberish commentary

she got cuter

kek

as soon as I married her she really let herself go
always the way isn't it

has snooker always been a fix or just in recent times?

She referees so many matches now that we all take her for granted. She's still a qt3.14, and hopefully a nice person too, but it just feels weird to be happy when she's refereeing when she referees every match.

There's Sean Lee and Riggins, and I think there were a couple of Chinese players that were banned for some reason but I can't think of any other instances where a player got caught throwing the game.

literally every shot is scripted meticulously by Hearn, the guy is a mastermind

between bazzas magnets and the famous motorised kubol incident the game was rigged from the start

Now that most snooker fans are hitmen for the Triads, some players feel uncomfortable losing to another Triad hitman who goes by the pseudonym of Yan Bingtao.

>Sean Lee
You mean Stephen Lee?

>the famous motorised kubol incident
W-when was this?

Yes, I'm phonefagging right now and auto correct changed it because apparently I can't spell

shaun smug murphy defo threw yesterdays game.

The motorised kubol incident caused the fix from the Julian calendar to the current calendar. 10 days of history were deleted during which people's memories and recordings were wiped clean

erd u were talkin baht fings you don't undastand
my boy errol don't like people yappin
do you errol

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Do you think Peloton is really unlikable corporate yuppies, or do you think most of its customers are actually fat shut-ins? It's literally an exercise bike, not even a real bike you'd take outside, and you don't even go to the gym; you just ride it at home.

Why is Google Image Search so racist?

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fuck this frame

s-shut up

>the famous motorised kubol incident
lel

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It's useful for the winter months in places with really cold and shitty weather, but you still want to train.

that's shocking

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The young Chinese player

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the best thing that happened during this frame was desi touching her bra under the jacket

>bing

t. coomer

>TrumpWinsLOL

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE NEED TO STOP THIS
IMPEACH BLUMMPFFFFFFFF
#NotMyPlayersChampion #RESIST

no judd

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so ronnie is in the top 16 right now ornot?

C E N T U R Y

A man who can't be stumped

He's 7th on the two year ranking list so automatically qualifies for the world championship, but 18th on the one year list so he won't be in the tour championship in a couple of weeks.

he's fallen out the top 50

"""GOAT"""

how risky is smashing the reds on the break off trying to pot some facking balls on the first shot.

So Chinese Bing is also a jobber

You'd need to pot a red and only a red. If you pot anything else, that's a foul. (You are allowed to pot multiple reds, however). So even if you pot a few balls, there's still a chance you will just hand the frame to your opponent.

I thought the Chinese were ruthless without emotion. Fucking bottlers.

he bringu gleat shame on himserf and famiry
Ling, administer de bat soup to his chirdlen

has Judd EVER had a legitimate victory that wasn't just his opponent bottling?

What would happen if two Chinese players met in a final? Would they both choke and never pot a ball? Would they just play for weeks and weeks until one of them had scored more than 147 in foul points?

Bazza would have to interfere with magnets.

so it would be a regular snooker match?

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>chirdlen
>plural
NO THIS IS TOO MANY CHILDREN

>6-1
based judd avenging are morph

>that feel when you've already had to kill two of your kids and the doctor says 'it's a girl!'

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Save us, Selby. You're our only hope.

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>Yan starts getting back into it
>Session ends immediately
;_;

*looks over at Vicky*

*pots red, puts cueball safe behind a colour*

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*bends over in front of salivating audience*

lyl

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>oral

I was going to ask who he's phoning, but his waistcoat says "Oral" so maybe it's none of my business what side hustles he has away from the snooker table.

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BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

GWAN YAN

this guy's face expression is disturbing

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how much do coral bookies make from this final?

I was pretty disturbed that they got the crowd to count down to him speaking. He wasn't THAT interesting.

Somehow even Rob Walker is less eerie

trump showing his clutch

Are the pockets smaller on this table or something? Both players keep continuously missing incredibly easy shots that I would expect them to make. I was wondering earlier if snooker players were too good for the sport to be interesting so Bazza was deliberately making the tables lumpy or something to add an extra layer of challenge.

And then there's some tournaments where the balls just seem to drop in even though you'd expect them to never go in.

Ive switched over to star wars rogue one, this is garbage final

Snooker really is just Yahtzee on a table

but it's not the last movie of the saga

>star wars

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Didn't know /ourguy/ Kylo was playing

ive switched over to Home alone 2 lost in new York.

wew that red to the middle. Class

CARELESS

WHISPER

history in the making

GWAN YAN FINISH HIM

she's got a nice arse
almost as good as selby's

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OF

he's done a number on him

I can't believe we're in the Jedd Trump era of snooker

LIBTARDS BTFO
TRUMP 2020

yan last two matches were not entertaining did he get a pass to the final cos they wanted the china bucks?

Never heard Yan talk before so the post match interview might b cool

>

>translator

this is a british sport
learn english

'ate foreigners
'ate coronavirus
'ate snowflakes
luv snooker
luv england
luv her maj

simple as

my tall wife looks nice on stage :)

>that guy in pink star wars shirt
pottery

that white puffer jacket
those plebs behind trump

CRINGE

based bazza

lewd

well said bruv

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TrumpWinsLOL

See you, boys

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top smug

I was watching Top Gear so I missed the last hour, and when I came back, everyone was speaking Chinese! I kind of hoped that Yan Bingtao would speak perfect English and just have said at the start, "I'm going to do this whole interview in Chinese just for banter", but it appears that is not what happened.

>I was watching Top Gear

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