OFFICIAL EVERTON vs MANCHESTER UNITED MATCH THREAD #1

Kick Off 14:00 GMT

Solskjaer says the embarrassment United suffered at Everton last season was his lowest moment as manager of the club. United were hammered 4-0 last April and Solskjaer questioned the commitment of some players, vowing, 'I'm gonna be successful here and there are players there that won't be part of that successful team'.

"That was the lowest I've been," Solskjaer said. "I think you all know that and remember that. That was a capitulation. We had absolutely nothing about us, even though their goals were more or less counter-attacks from set-plays and long throw-ins. Everything you didn't want to see you saw in that game.

"That was the day, the lowest. I knew probably before then but one or two had their last chance, more or less, but we had to get to the summer first. I'm not going to talk about Rom now. He's done well in Italy and we've coped well without him.

"I can, with hand on heart, 100 per cent say these boys will never give in and never give up like that team did. These are the boys we want to build the next team around.

"Against Everton at home [in December], they're hard to play against with two up front. They put players in the box and we knew what we were up against. I'm 100 per cent sure we'll put a better performance up."

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EVERTON v MAN U

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Hmm don’t know what to make of this Slovenian that’s suddenly in every thread posting stream links.

ole's at the wheel eh...

Glad you differentiate Slovenia from Slovakia

Bruno has made Man United watchable for the first time in over a year.

Yes, an official Man Utd wheelbarrow.

do the country a favour and win everton. I live for those weekends where both liverpool and man united love

everton win this one

Calvert Lewindowski hat trick today, lads

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sounds like your life is pretty empty la

Why can't I find the attendance number for the Citeh West Ham game anywhere?

says the sandnigger

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>Sigurdsson as a Left Winger

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genuinely have no idea how pogba would fit into that team
who would you drop for him lads?

I would guess they're probably playing narrow forcing the wingbacks to play a Jordi Alba role but seeing as boomer baines is there I doubt it. I would've thought 4231 moving Richi LCAM Sig CAM and Walcott RCAM with DCL in ST would be much better

I would genuinely prefer Iwobi there instead, but Baines is still a competent Wing Back these days, he was ok against Arsenal.

Customer yesterday said Utd are back, going to finish 3rd

Oles at the wheel

>Davies
is this the guy that can't do anything?

no one, 4-3-3 with both him and Fernandes would be too offensive. Fernandes has replaced him

He's a jack of all trades, master of none CM.

Aye he's competent still but he's past it if you expect him to do 11km + games on the reg by being a back up winger

He's a semi hard working handy man that looks like a zoomer fuckboy

>Zoomer fuckboy
He's a different class really

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based or cringe?

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are these the famous art hoes?

They bought Fernandes to replace him

surely pogba will play before the end of the season
united desperately need to drive his price up

Your average Londoner these days

Couple of cunts.

>The highlight of both United and Everton's season was a Watford win

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Based.

Where in Liverpool you from lid?

This was New York Fashion Week so I'm gonna say pretty based & zoomerpilled.

>"Hahaha look how obsessed these rival fans are"
>Posted by a paddy customer who had to navigate all the way to this thread and make the post

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>Ancelotti repping the 4-4-2
Did he tell Simeone this do you think?

imagine united not losing this

Ancelotti starts with a 4-4-2 but usually it changes in the match.

Lads, I was unable to check out Yea Forums yesterday during and after the Liverpool game and I missed all the banter. Was it as glorious as I imagined it?

Yes

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ah yes, I would like one semen slurping draw with a red card for each team please

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God just imagine this happening at a football match

come on the ev

>Andre Gomes is already back
What the fuck.

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1. It looked worse than it was.
2. Everton have good medical staff.
3. Our love and prayers healed him.

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the white guys looks like a cocker spaniel

poor form

>Everton could realistically win the league

so he was faking basically

i'll watch 30 minutes of this then switch to leipzig leverkusen later on

Fuck Man Utd,
Fuck the FA,
Fuck Kopites,
But most of all,
UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES

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stop eating meat

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hello again. think we had a few conservations last night.
dont tell me youve woken up upset

I mean if your livelyhood relied on you having working feet, and some asian man kicks you and you look down and see your foot is dangling off the the end of your leg, you'd likely scream too.

wouldn't it be funny if she cut all your clothes off before doing that
she'd be choking you and your legs and penis would be flapping all over, hahahaha, that would be hilarious

I only eat dick

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Hey lads, I got into a scuffle at football at the weekend and my teammates didn't really come to my defence. The guy said something and I retaliated and I got swarmed. I shouldn't have retaliated but I feel a bit let down. Should I be pissed or is it just my fault?

last digit is how many DCL will score today

t. Prajeev Kumar

imma go get some burgers real quick before the match starts, you lads want anything?

Based

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gf

yes it's your fault
you couldn't handle the banter

tsu has the corona bros

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You should be livid. Absolute fucking shambles by your team. Even if you're in the wrong you should be prepared to kick shit out of the opposition if they swarm someone.

a loyal numidian princess

pick me up a quote from the noncery compensation place

its some Serie C team they played. bollocks headline

When will Pickford be dropped?

what to bet on lads?

CAM ON NEVERTON SCORE SUM FUKIN GOALS

When Everton sign Pope this summer

Everton win seems obvious. United wont win 3 matches in a row

t. United fan.

3 points for Everton lad

august 2020, after he chucks the ball in his own net in the euro semi final

They seem in decent form though

Your dad being ashamed of you

their U23s as well

We’re in the Bruno Age now lad.

Yeah that's what I mean I agree with both of you.

how's that brexit working out then

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>Incelotti

Virginia on the bench today instead of Stekelenburg
Soon

Mason Greenwood is deceptively tall.

come on then everton kick a few lumps out of these lads

kek

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>windy within the ground
nice stadium you got there...

Already seen this degenerate shit. Slippery slope in full effect.

kys

WTF

>le civil service spreadsheet man says something retarded
wew

>on form
>chance to make close the gap on the top 4
united loss

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

west virginia... country mamma...

Do am*ricans really?

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>de gay

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>de gay

What the fuck

>de gay

>DE GAY

fucking STATE of de gea

YES YES YES YES YES YES AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>de gay

OH NO

DE GAY HOLY FUCK

> De Gay

Seem like /fa/ posters

why did jannies lift his upload ban bros

LOOOOOL

Why are they always fetishizing their kids? White people, I swear..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the fucking state of that

HOLY FUCK

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HAHAHHSHSHSHSHSHAHA

WHY CANT WE PLAY 10 MAN BRUGGE EVERY WEEK BROS

WTF SP TOLD ME DE GAY IS WORLD CLASS

we are witnessing the second coming of
>de gay

kek, that's actually pretty pinpoint, since he's not gambling at all, don't smoke and so on. fuck man

>de gay

That's a platinum yikes

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de over

so, it happened.. AGAIN

>almost 2

DE GAY

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>de gay

???????????????????????????????
this goy has to go

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lads hold me

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>de homosexual

Fug, I missed the goal.

THE FUCK

karius-tier

kek, just saw it on leddit.

>de gay

> a little bit late to tune in for the stream
> already 1-0 down
for fuck sake

gonnna sound like Klopp here but....the wind is fucking about the ball

>De Gay

Fucking faggot

It's okay bro. You always give your best for scumbags like us

GOOD GAME ON

Who could have preditied an enteraining everton/manure game?

Absolute state of de gay

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Sell De Gay ffs, he can fund improvements to other positions, along with Pogba. Dean is good enough

>Malaysia webm

No thanks

El perro safado

We forgive you m8

lol that was funny wasn't it lads

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can't believe de gay
what the fuck man

Feels like Theo is trying on a new zoomer haircut every week

Remember Yea Forums used to be the place for such uh topics around 13 years ago.

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DURN

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De gay is literally done

>implying anyone is clicking

perro caca

>Malaysian webms

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United actually playing well.

Stop posting webms.

United look to be playing decent football.

shame de gea is SHOCKINGLY bad

GOAL WEBM

they were raped right?

>WTF REF HANDBALL
>oops just handballed sorry
Kek

Calm down, janny gonna take away your file privileges again

UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES

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Got to ask, but is the Malaysian poster just united central for his schitick? Just like how arsenal has that autistic indonesian and chelsea has their own asian poster.

fucking cockroaches

you just KNOW off camera they fucking. WWFD

Im late to the game. Fucking >de gay man. Cant wait for young prospect Henderson to take his place.

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>Chelsea and Spurs drop points
>United decide to shove a dildo up their arse
every time

With a win United can get 6 points behind freefalling Leicester lmao

Pretty sure he's been in other big match threads peddling his webms.

based anya

but why?

based malaysia with the spicy webms

redpill me on leighton baines, PL oldfags

Ah, so going chicagoanon but minus the CP.

is 80m Harry Quagmire the worst most expensive signing in recent premier league history?

better than ashley cole

who fucking cares, it's not like he's dragging down the quality of match threads you stupid fucking redditard

Man Utd finding lots of space between the lines.

bit mean, he did the pre assist for the goal

English Roberto Carlos

That was actually okay.

I rate greenwood lads

Utd will win screencap this shit.

kek put my fellow dane in his place

Everyone does

we need Pogba back lads

>yids winning
fuck sake

everton need to liquidate if they manage to lose this

Actually a good player. Always wondered why bigger teams never bought him

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Probably best all-round left back of the league for many years, and definetly the 13/14-season

can we talk about how hot andre gomes is doe

they arent doing much to be fair.

They honestly look subhuman

based
not clicking, enkoy your corona

imagine living around these simians

Is Ancelotti elite?

imagine the sounds

>losing to Neverton

He's crashing this league...

>literally just drops her child on concrete
Fuck, imagine being born as that child.

>Despite being only 13 %

1-0 and the fans are drowned out by utd away fans. Tin pot club

think you might actually have some sort of mental illness m8
le kekk xDD so funny xDDD. spotted the actual redditor

don't know if ironic or I didn't really understand what you mean by crash

utd away fans are good though.
old trafford is shit.

United are really lacking width here

What's the difference between an Everton scouser and a Liverpool one?

Bruno fernandes doesnt look special

Stop being cringy subhuman.

He's not even posting cool shit like funny animal webms or CP
I don't get it

kek, didn't even notice that at first

being plastic.

Ba(i)ne(s)

Just wait till the euros or CL finals for that

stop embarrassing us

tbhonest, he is already feeling the united effect

Everton are supported by scousers, Liverpool by wools and shitskins

Yeah good point. I was at old trafford for the 1-0 FA win against wolves and yeah it's a tough game to enjoy when they come against each other but the crowd was silent and I was sat in stretford end

>tf
>tp

What times the flight back to Oslo?

less than human

You don't need to be special to be good user

The only thing de gay excels at is reflex saves. Not good at set pieces, penalties, crap with the ball at his feet, poor passer, should have sold him to Real because he’s only going to decline from here

I can smell this webm

can't wait to abandon reality when the new animal crossing game releases lads

You now remember when this match was exciting

this ref is shit. any touch is a fk

siger poltarden der uironisk skriver 'kek' og bruger super sjove pol memes.

>ref blocking the attack

mong

You now remember the utd home game in 13/14 when Moyes spammed like 86 crosses during the game

Do you mean to imply that there are differences between people that may result in certain groups being preferable??? Think that might be unacceptable, lads

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Shaw just disbelievingly like 'it's not!'

why hasn't anyone posted the goal webm yet? i know norwaybro wasn't up and running at the time but can't we just nick it from leddit?

er ikke inde på pol, din mongol. Gå tilbage til reddit

might stick something up my arse at half time lads

>300k a week 6 years contract

stupid farming tools

>Ancelotti and Solskjaer discussing the meme goal
>Ole is the one smiling

you just know

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that's pretty gay mate

United will win this r-right?

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Brave

Whats fun about this game? Looks super gay

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Everton defending well.
Think it'll be a draw

Open up

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"din mongol" haha okay din fucking gigantiske taber.

Being gay is super fun

What sort of thing lad

just a comfy game to play if you're extremely depressed and hate real life.

Ole is gonna abandon this diamond bs and get a winger on for the second half, then United do a comeback

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y'all niggas think i actually read anything people post in these threads? i'm just here for the pictures bro

thanks anyway

2-0 everton

Baines is my all time favorite player and the reason I am an Everton fan

Ama

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Sune, skrid nu bare. Føler ikke dette er et sted for dig

nah , its from a french tv show about different team having to travel a country with like 2 euros per day and reaching a finish line at the other end
they make it seem theres only the team member and a camera men but in reality they have a whole team (medical etc) behind them in case shit go bad etc

Rest in peace gazza, could have won us the euro's this year.

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>and that is why I have 5 CLs, Ole

SIGNING OF THE SEASON

fucking pickford is so fucking shit, fuck off useless cunt

eeeerrr

STATE OF THIS REF

BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOO

This lad is good.

NEVERTON

BRUNO THE GOAT!

what the fuck i thought that hit the backboard

Manure goal webum.

>pickford

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LMAO GOLAZO

Any new ole's at the wheel webms?

Old stump arm pickford at it again

FUcking pickshit

>shitford

pickford is getting dropped lads

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>shitford
is this really the best goalkeeper england has to offer?

BRUNO
BRUNO
BRUNO
BRUNO
BRUNO
BRUNO

OHHOHOOHGAOAOEOHEOHGWEOSKOGPBVWPOGWQPOG J gwpeoifgj fuck yeah BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCK YEAH BRUNO I FUCKING LOVE THIS LAD FUCK FUC KFFUKC YEAAAAAAH

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>poopford

>shitford

getting real tired of this motherfucker

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO

Everton have been wank

Why are manlet goalkeepers allowed?

>shitford

I told everyone Bruno was going to be a top 3 talent in the premier league as soon as he got there. He's the best portuguese player today, and by a long fucking mile.

Too old and not naked enough

>Shitford

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WHAT A MADLAD

AA

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3

pickford is so bad pls dont play in euros

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I also thought the same kek

>English goalkeeping

Every fucking time lmfao

If we start >pickford in the Euro's I'm gonna sperg out

Better than Pogba

fucking state of myself

HE'S ONLY GOT LITTLE ARMS
HE'S ONLY GOT LITTLE ARMS
HE COULDN'T TOUCH THE CROSSBAR
HE COULDN'T TOUCH THE CROSSBAR

WHO THE FUCK IS POGBA

Boy, does McTominay look like a proper MAN with this new haircut, Jesus. What a lad.

No, Southgate clone just doesn't have the balls to drop him

Henderson, Foster, Pope, Ramsdale are all better

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How did he not catch that what the fuck? Looks like a shot from warm up training.

Pickford is without a doubt the worst goalkeeper in the Premier League

>1-1 and we still haven't gotten the mandatory Greenwood goal

lmao @ Neverton

2 at Milan as a player.

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T. 57 year old da on Facebook

>tiny hands English goalkeeping

i THINK I've seen your posts. I just remember thread about Bruno before signing and a lot of Portugal flags been telling he is good.

if a goalkeeper puts the ball down to kick and the wind blows it in the goal. does it count lads?

Pogba seething

Why doesnt Pickford simply grow arms?

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>Bluto Fernandes

OH OH OH
FERNANDES
BRUNO
HE'S PORTUGESE
HE'LL SCORE GOALS

He's based, used to have a music blog and is friends with musicians like Miles Kane and Alex Turner. Great at set pieces too. He and Coleman were kino in the 2013/14 season

NOT THE HECKING PICKFORDINO!

the perspective of the tits and ass is shit

>immediately blames the defenders

it counts as 2 goals

Calm down la

Kek

I love this replay.

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If its a goalkick no but if he's putting it down to bloot it yes it would

Bruno > Pogba

>You now remember that Pickford made a world class save against Colombia

Is it over for Pogba?

No

So who are starting for England and Spain in the euros now that Pickford and De Gea are both trash?

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You now remember all those excuses for Pogba.
>”h-he needs better players around him”
>”he’s playing in the wrong system”
Bruno is showing more leadership in 5 games than Pogba has in 3 years.

It just looked world class because he had to dive 5 miles to make up for his little arms

But ABLs told me they dont count

>the conquerors of Colombia

chunky

All he did was whine

is that ian brown?

This. Bruno even played well when Ole put him as CDM against Wolves

only simple minded mongs think football started in august 1992

Hendo
Pau

>Richarlison is on the ground
wow nobody would have predicted that.

Scousers look like that???

>han tror ikke at Yea Forums anno 2020 ER reddit
lmao

red card that

>make a marquee signing in january
>turn season around
Wow, why don't other clubs do this?

Scousers are truly subhuman

>tfw he was right all along

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Based murderball

You now remember the Uk used to produce good rock bands

bruno the foul still has hopes

That's the point. Even for his size that save was fantastic.

Is that Joachim Low

He has the best penalty streak of any premier league player ever.

Big clubs make signings in the summer and don't have to play catch up

Rarely does it turn out well. United signed Vidic & Evra in january and they looked like pub tier players that season

YOU SCOUSE BASTARD

Unai simon for spain

b-but the twitter messages!!! the daily mail!!

What the fuck are these scouse chimps on about

lmao that pointing nig wanting in on the chimpout

CHIMPOUT

Could you do this lads? It's only like a metre each jump

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>killing Richarlison

Nice gameplan though

Carlo wants all the smoke.

Nevermind put David Soria for Spain

MURDERBALL

CHIMP OUT

You now remember Brazil has never produced anything worthwhile

Matic our slavic killer

chimp out

CHIMP OUT

D E A N O

The real question is why do clubs make bad signings? If I was in charge I would simply decide to only make good signings

Why isnt Mina playing?

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Henderson

daves looks like hes from georgia

>little scouse manlet trying to square up to Matic
kek

Guys is serie A the ultimate hiding league?

Absolute trash players made to look good there and when they move into the EPL they get exposed so bad they basically fire all the managers that are dumb enough to buy them.

Fucking Zlatan at 90 years old is still styling in that league.

Pretty good fit till the bottom half, wtf at those pants it's like making a great pizza and throwing baked beans on it

It started in 92 and ended in 2019 when the replaced it with VARball.

>Shaq

kek fred is such a manlet

>forgetting Boss Man

>that black guy
kek

He looks like that actor from ANTIVIRAL.

BRUNO is such a meme player

Making a signing is like playing a gacha game.

If they were 6 inches off the ground I dont think I could do that never mind being at the top of a skyscraper

Why would I want to?

How long are we going to have to put up with this little sausage fingered goblin?

>possible red card
>VAR

OH NO NO NO

Not really

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Looks better than the average baldcel desu

why do everyone look away from matic

>Calvert dives in two footed
>other teammate runs up to shaw on the ground and boots him in the chest

>shaw gets a yellow

God I hate these shitty biased refs

would rather open a dubious link posted by a malaysian flag

>
wasn't zlatan 34 or 35 years and scored 18 goals in 28 prem games?

I never realised Fred is a turbo manlet before

>andre gomes
didn't he break his leg last month how is he already playing

interesting take

The purple shoes really make the outfit

Of course he was right. Souness is generally a good pundit with sensible opinions. He won everything in club football. Black people on twitter disliked him for calling a spade a spade.

State of Tom davies' facial hair

Meme doesn't mean what you think it does

>That little kid trying to break it up
wew

idk what that is

scouse chic la

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>Var check brought to you by Verizon
>Advertising yourself in conjunction with the most polarising part of the game

Bravo yanks

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lmao all these cards

>niggery challenges

Settle down Jamie.

I NEED a source for this

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Tom Davies is Evertons very own Lingard.

REF HAS LOST IT

>Everton chimping out

Plebs

Looks like a glasto lad

Is this referee retarded?

haha, imagine not even being able to grow that much at 23, haha

this ref kek

kek this ref

Is there something psychologically wrong with these people? Normal people should have a negative reaction to prevent them from attempting this.

Do they take some medication to prevent the anxiety?

The Great American Art is slapping branding and advertising on everything

Ref losing this game.

ref this kek

heh... my boy tdavz... just needs... more time...

There are going to be some reds in the 2nd. Proper Brexit football on the way.

Ideal England squad for Euros

Henderson
Pope
Foster

TAA
Walker
Chilwell
James
Gomez
Smalling
Maguire
Coady

Henderson
Maddison
Alli
Mount
Milner
Grealish
Sterling
Sancho
Rashford

Kane
Vardy
Calvert Lewin

Halftime soon gonna go out and get a kebab hopefully i don't miss another goal courtesy of de gay

>4 yellows
based af

Roll to find out who's going to sent off. Personally, I think it's going to be Davies.

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Bruno Fernandes
Bruno Fernandes

They're from bleak Eastern European shitholes lad, doing crazy shit like this is the only way to make their numb minds feel sensation

Kane is out la

do they get orange slices and Capri Sun at half time?

>weak chinned ref
when will the PL ever learn never to employ them

Is Federico Chiesa any good lads?

>no Chambo

Repeating digits to confirm

Russian commentator said that Bruno can play Mercury in a movie. Are commentators in your country retarded?

Old strikers tend to do well in serie a due to lots of crossing and not so much box to box or pressing like in other leagues. Di Natale, Toni, quagliarella, del piero, klose, macaroni all did well 32 and older.
Zlatan would still do well in any league that plays to his strengths

>Lexus stoppage time
>VAR check by Verizon
Fucking americans baka

checked

forgettin' mah boy Jack O'Connell

Why do my hand sweat when watching this?

Fascinating

I'd chuck Ings in as a back up. Also add in Matty Cash

fuckallcott is utter shite

didn't Vardy retire from the nt?

Do leagues ever poach good refs from other leagues? PL should make some ref transfers in the summer

is Bruno the next Steven Gerrard?

Barcelona should’ve signed Bruno.

that half had more cards than a game of yugioh haha

ching pang chong bagow

Baines and Coleman giving me nostalgia for 2014 bros

Macguire and Bruno
2 and 5.

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>half time by Wolkswagen

Ok, fucking stop with this shit

LADS

>I rate Bruno

Dont think you can, they tried to get Collina yrars ago but FIFA stopped them or something

daily reminder to consoom

How hard is Aston Villa going to get fucked in the League Cup final later?

I will never get used to ancelotti managing everton

Halftime

I fucking these poofter refs who allow themselves to be bullied by a home crowd
Fucking DOSSER

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Trannies

Calm down, take your Nugenix

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Are they still paying the WW2 compensation? Can't wait for the second half.

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2 everton players should be sent off by now

need me slags i do

this is not a rugby thread

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how?

Are they shilling that shit over there too? Pure snake oil

apologies for the filename, forgot to change it.

best post in the thread

If Man City win will Pep be the confirmed GOAT?

h/a/lf time

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Name 5

Slags !!

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Why do i feel like shite

NEW

>newfag cant blankpost

same

Nah NBC is just the most common stream source so we get all your yank tv ads at halftime and throughout the game

No, the season will be Stevie G's saving grace, he won't be remembered as the clubs greatest failure.

Hes got a murderer's eyes hes killed before in serbia

Who here cuts his hims with nugenix for the ultimate nut?

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I didn't vote for her

I'm watching the NBC sports stream aswell.

I love the in-depth tactical analysis where they just show each other replays of the goals

gotta pick up coffee and write my paper today lads.. have a cup of tea and my annoying ass gf left my place, cant wait to comfy footy all day

these american ads are rubbish

Pickford

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yes, easily