Real Madrid vs. Barcelona pre-game thread (El Clasico)

attention

No proper line-ups yet, but we do know the squads lists for the match. Suárez, Dembélé and S. Roberto are out due to injury; Jovic is also missing from Madrid's list (coach's decision).

>both goals by Messi

>Alba doubtful

Firpo will be ravaged.

some free MESSI's for later

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thanks lad but don't think I'll need it

did I hear pre-game? what are we drinking boys?

Carapils or gtfo

Yeah he'll be ravaged by Lucas Vasquez

Corona

Hattrick by Denmark's brave Braitwaithe

Only have Xanax and dont get my gibs until Thursday, still should be comfy

>xanax

How does one become a druggie?

Easy win for Real unless Messi really rises to the occasion

>Folically challenged man shouts VAMOS, VAMOS and basically you’re just fucking stupid CLICK HERE to find out his secrets

I'll watch it because I have nothing else to do this evening but I'm expecting it to be shit

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Clear 0-0

7-9 Barcelona

Arthur x2
Rakitic x1
Dani alves x5

This

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It doesn't matter what the end result is, Alfonso and/or TWAIN will spam the catalog

>using the catalog on Barca matchdays
Miss me with that cancerous shit storm

There is no Alfonso, it's just Twain's attempt to damage control.

>watching classicos now ronaldos gone

really?

messi hasnt done anything of relevance since he left, there is zero reason to watch them anymore. Imagine when messi leaves, these matches will be god awful

There will be Villa l8r tho, I wanted to see the cat spammed with VILLA VILLA VILLA

Get your sheet ready breh

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braithwaite double
messi double assist, plays well, yet will still be criticized here only

halvabe

WHERE SHOULD MY MONEY GO?

I'd put a cheeky tenner on real madrid

>argentine speaking like a english faggot

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those pants need to be a little higher on zidane

as opossed to speaking like an amerifat?

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>barcawinslol

>a english

>shitleltico

>barca away
>madrid at all
semen slurping 0-0

based esl bro

Right lads, what flags do I filter to make this enjoyable. For premier league games, its East Asians and for Serie A, its Italian. Any suggestions?

Twain flags:
New Zealand
Serbia
Finland
Latvia

Romania and Portugal are Twain flags as well but I wouldn't filter them because they have some based posters and Twain isn't using them that much anymore.

Thx

estonia

Is La Liga on anywhere in the US?

Bein sports?

You're right. My cable provider doesn't offer it.

RM will score early, 11 minutes or so, then they will lose 1-2 when Barca scores on the choke artists at 78 and 90 minutes.
Cap this, faggots.

3-1 real
goals by benzema, isco, modric and griezmann

Is going to end 0 - 0 or 0 - 1 if Messi clutches a last minute goal. Is going to be the worst clasico in years.

would you believe me that i hovered my mouse over the CLICK HERE part? :(

>you now remember: sociedad, celta, levante, city
as per usual, it's only february and real is finished. over-the-hill primadonnas, hack coach, inferiority complex from messoy. fuck perez and fuck zidsoy.

you can have any drink you want

as long as it's a Corona

if madrid loses today, madrid will obviously lose against city too and zidane will sack himself rigft after
zidane out pochettino in

fuck ramos, fuck lucas, fuck carvajal and fuck benzema

and fuck shitsco. fuck casoymiro. fuck marcelo. fuck kroosoy. fuck benzema. fuck bale

would only save casemiro and kroos of the ones you mentioned, can't believe I forgot about MCcelo, what a terrorist he is defending

Real 2-1
>check em

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>user, take the shot
wat do

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TWAT THE BALL

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CMON MESSI SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

Real loss 2-5. Got it, Juan Jose

Dubu 1 - 0 everyone else

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2 bongs, lads

Hideous

pass backwards to courtois

>pochettino
He'd get bullied worse than Benitez

god we need this win madrid bros, mbrapppp when?

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>mfw da Realm Adrid wins da Elc Lasico at Lal Iga

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just imagine next season lads:
courtois
achraf - varane - militao - mendy
odegaard - casemiro - valverde
mbappe - jovic - hazard

literally how do we lose?

game even worth watching lads? both team's seem pretty bad this half of the season

>Jovic
heh
>Mbappe
I reckon 1 more season before he joins, Rodrygo will have to do for now
>Hazard
Fuck that tubby cunt, Kubo is the future

HALA MADRID
Y VIVA LA REPÚBLICA

Y-you too

replace jovic for haland and fatzard for kubo

Bale isn't going anywhere

he'll be benched if he doesn't leave
I hope

Coach... If you don't put me in the match I won't be able to afford my golf clubs..

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Buenas tardes, Yea Forums.
This is a reminder that if you like anime you are absolutely NOT allowed to support Real Madrid.
Real Madrid Club de Fútbol is a chad club for chads and anime is for virgin losers who have the taste of a little girl.
Thank you for your time and Hala Madrid.
Sincerely,
Florentino Pérez.

>Season OVER in February/March

At least my free time can be used in something better, see you in September.

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kubo needs at least 2 years more on loan

jovic is the 18th player in terms of playtime, yet he scored 2 goals and gave 1 assist, he is a killer but zidane is a fucking brainlet and not only doesn't give him any playing time, but when he does, he never sets the team around him

Ramos gets red carded today

Punt it to the stands

jovic will leave in the summer

cope and seethe, re/a/l m/a/drid is an anime team

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holy based

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twitch titus_clan is live at bernabeu
go check it out, the guy is cool

Reminder that if you hate anime you don't belong in Yea Forums.

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how many sideway passes will /ourtwink/ make today bros

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Buenas tardes, Yea Forums.
In name of Real Madrid's board and mine, we would like to inform fans all around the world that """people""" from the """nation""" of Estonia are no longer allowed to enter Santiago Bernabéu. We do this in hope of offering a better atmostphere and comfort to our chad fans that come to home games.
Sincerely,
Florentino Pérez.

PS: We would ban Argies too but they cant afford tickets anyway lel

No matter how many, I fear it wont be enough

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How my br bros gonna watch this match? I cant find a channel broadcasting it

>buenas tardes

I ain't no retard, ya dumb Mexican.

Footybite

don't say it too loud mate, it's my last source of free footy

I don’t recall Americans beating your ass
Btw I’m Colombian, ignore flag

> he doesnt know about honeypot
enjoy being a pleb

Braithwaite to score. Rememba da words.

>Yea Forums - Sports

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How much do you weigh anons?
52 kilos here, I'm dying

hello there cutie... cómo estás? ;)

halal customer here. unironically 5-0 for barca

desu I came to Yea Forums first in '06 and I've always hated anime

How many for my boy Antoine tonight?

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78kg

88kg

oh fuck, what happened to them?
i didn't keep track for a couple weeks, last thing i remember was barca was kinda shit and real madrid took first with 2-3 points lead, now they are 2 points behind

Friendly reminder that Real Madrid Club de Fútbol is the best club in football history and it is not even close.
Friendly reminder that you will not see any club surpass Real Madrid in your lifetime.

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he = ESouL
you = soulless

he can't even outscore Ante Budimir so 0

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Remember the VAR scandal in the last clásico? Do you guys think refs will want to compensate for that?

89kg, used to weigh 117kg

who benifit from it? cant remember much

VARcelona, of course.

good lad

at least 4000 infected with corona
real 3-2 barca

98kg

Cristiano Ronaldo will be watching the game at the stadium.

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delete

70kg. Do you want me to send you some food bro?

Stable 70 kg

To tell you the truth it don't feel like a clasico anymore

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Barca wins

return to Paris and leave El Clasico for Spanish people

holy shit, this is years away. why did you start this thread this early?

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Running away from corona, I see.

midlife crisis

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because it's the second biggest game of the year after the UCL final?

>Marcelo
It's over

2-3

messi brace and griezmann scoring the winner

>Vini
also I love Marcelo but maybe this isn't the game for him

>marcelo
>isco
yeah I don't think I'm even bothering with watching the game bros

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>Jovic not even on the bench
Its honestly saddening at this point

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>no Braitwaithe
4-0 Madrid.

>Still hating on Isco
what else does he has to do

>Marcelo
>Benzema
>Vinicius
Who is supposed to score goals?

what the fuck is wrong with you backward idiots? list them by their position, not their number. how is anything else logical? fuck

>marcelo

he is fat and old fám

it's not his bad, he just doesn't fit with real madrid's shitty playstyle, especially without having a 9

Yeah. Zidane is reckless starting Marcelo ahead of Mendy. Messi is going to have a field day.

>Marcelo
>Vinicius
0-4 incoming

as is Benzema isn't the biggest goalscorer of the team

>umtiti
They are just gonna let zidane win like that?

>they don't rate vinicius
he'll score today

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Except he has been one of the best players of the game for the last 6 or 7 games

>unironically watching El Plastico

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Psg and city are playing?

>Kroos
UNEXPOSED

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not really, it's lost its glisten since Ronaldo left

Bayern Munchen and Man Utd are playing?

yeah haha imagine, i dont watch the WC final either or any CL games, I only watch Paraguayan 3rd divison and Svalvand league, now that's good and real football.

My boy Vinicingz.....

>anime
shut the fuck up lol

sticking a bet on small swarthy man to roll around feigning an injury

Official match thread ;^)

Like holy fuck I'm so triggered, marcelo is not only an awful fucking defender, he ALWAYS stops all of vinicius plays by going through his way. I hate zidane so much

>t. Started watching football 8 years ago

Don't worry, my boy will come on as a supersub and score the winning goal. He definitely should start though.

>Chiringuito after Real Madrid loses
Tomas Roncero literally cried after RM lost to Man City, it was so great

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The blacker the team gets, the worse it will become. Mendy and militao are shit. Mbappe is just a nigro Bale. Jovic is done already.

El Madrid no va a ganar una mierda hasta que toda la vieja guardia sea decapitada.

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Imaging watching this shit

Me? I'm going to sleep right after based Getafe wins their match

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no Modrić
no Rakitić

shan't be watching

t. thinks El Plastico was ever as big as it's been in the last decade

wow dude how fucking sad is your life? honestly there is still an hour left and you are making a pregame thread when this pregame thread has only 170 posts. Fucking kill yourself or go back if you need validation so much.

OK, I really respect ZZ, but if Real lose or draw because of Marcelo inevitable mistakes he should be sacked immediately

Will stream user deliver?

ok zoomer

>thinking anyone is actually watching this match
lol fuck off

Don't post in the americuck thread

BARCA v MADRID

Stream - streams.notahoneypot.me/

Stream - givemereddit.stream/soccer/barcelona-live-stream

Stream - liveonscore.net/soccer-streams/real-madrid-vs-barcelona/

Stream - cyclingentertainment.stream/events/2020/real-madrid-vs-barcelona/

Stream - 60fps.live/real-madrid-vs-barcelona/

Fucking 2 threads

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Is Lionel Messi playing? (you now remember him)

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based

>All those face mask

As many chinks attend the event I would wear 2

No matter what they will never be white

real bros are gonna fail again bros?

all i want from this is a messi missed penalty.
or ramos to smash one in last minute

is both too much to ask?

Apparently thsi ref has given 145 yellow cards in 25 season games?
Red card bet anyone?

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my grand dad was spaniard breh.

Hope unironically makes a good pundit

>hope solo is a pundit now
Jesus... Do not post it!

pass to vinicius and watch hilarity ensue

>want to watch the game with someone
>no one is answering my texts

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blooter

share some links pls.

DON'T

Barcelona will lose and Griezmann will break his leg.

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see ctrl+f "stream" and you'll find it with ease next time

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go on streambible or footybite

footybite.com/football/la-liga-live-stream/real-madrid-vs-barcelona-live-stream/

Just wait until 15:00 when the game starts and there should be some links

Peru is allowed to post on the Yea Forumsee now?

t-thx.. but i would like a spanish stream pls. What will jesus do?

>15:00
kek

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watch with me :3

On honeypot there is a Spanish stream at the bottom

Why...

>Spanish streams
Rojadirecta.me should have some. I also have a Portuguese stream too.

>futebolplayhd.com/assistir-real-madrid-x-barcelona-ao-vivo-online-hd-01-03-2020/

fucking state of this channel

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who do you support

it's not peru, it's straight canada.

Potato face and Slapper, fucking hell fire they really do employ some of the worst people for match analysis nowadays

how do i access honeypot?

obrigado amigo

prediction of the game

Her face is not as disgusting as her pusy

Stream - streams.notahoneypot.me/
use this link, scroll down to the bottom and click play on Stream 124 Barca v madrid spanish.

You have that backwards

De nada Perubro

Malaysia pls

>disgusting pussy
lmao kid

I THINK IT´S GONNA SAY SOMETHING

Sports press was a mistake.

Calentamiento: youtube.com/watch?v=FT_O4Ctgf1c

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would you wear her like a facehugger?

oh yeah, I'd tongue that ass too

delet

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2 good games tonight
neither on british tv

>Vinicius is playing
kek I dont understand how the bald fraud loves this nigger over James

I fluctuate from 78 to 85, I think I'm at 82 right now.
1,84m tall too.

Vini choked a lot last game (vs basically the best team in world) but he gave a good assist

72 kilos

no only one other got postoned

only footy I watch on telly is when they have FA cup games on

*slurps*

66 kilos

James has been shit for the last 3 years

92.5kg. I'm 5'9".....

45

I'm dying bros...

>that disgusting mong

Well, Both real and Barça are in some shit form lads, I think this will be a pretty meh Clasico in terms of football, and the press didn't heat it a lot too.
But in Barça we have Messi, and in Madrid they have Benzema, they have a better defense but we have a better atack, I think they will score one early and the team will recoup and score 2 or 3, last minutes lots of tanganas and people chimping out.

fraud

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>James

You're Colombian

Vinicius has been shit since he started

where are you guys watching the pregame?

anime

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i don't know maybe zidane really enjoys watching that nigger fail

drive to survive

More like Madrid club legend

Does anyone else here think that Braithwaite should start over Greasecuck?

praying for based ray hudson on the mic tonight

imagine how good that job must be. you can talk whatever rubbish you want no american customer will care because they don't get football. travel for your job to based european stadiums just to talk shite

how many Corona fans in here? we are in for a fantastic night

and then people act like i'm some kind of faggot for liking cocks more, look at this shit

Are those Corona virion coming out of her gash?

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not that shit to be honest. Not up to the standard, but not shit. More useful to the team than James since Isco is playing.

>n*gger

Yeeeeeah can you please refrain from using such foul language? Cheers mate, appreciate it.

Why does Setien hate Lenglet?

Now in my room, going to watch with the family and my tios with lots of aperitives. My sisters have made homecooked cookies too, with lots of sugar, butter and chocolate, massive lard bombs but flavorful as fuck.
It's a cozy night today.

Do you think Barca will change at any point whilst Messi is still at the club? Or will they always play dull, slow, boring football until he and his buddies leave/ retire

top kek user you're hilarious

No idea, he is miles better than Umtiti, he at least can run.

the latter

Diversity quota.

what did they mean by this?

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Reminder that everything that is wrong with Real Madrid is Florentino, who makes all transfers without even asking the managers and he is an old man that gets ripped off by agents

I really hate that cunt, I can see why he's on Yank tv though with the fake hype and excitement for games

>gold tie
>White shirt
>Jumper
>Coat
>Bright blue jeans

Why.jpg

Is Quique some sort of incel?

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givemereddit.stream/soccer/barcelona-live-stream

givemereddit.stream/soccer/barcelona-live-stream

givemereddit.stream/soccer/barcelona-live-stream

givemereddit.stream/soccer/barcelona-live-stream

delusion

Already included in the stream list la'

he's betico

I unironically would have put Breitbart in there, what we needs is an ariete to pierce lines and this dude is a classical nine.

120kg 195cm. Got big bones tho

dont you understand that they are not the same kind of player, Pablo?

where's Madrid's line up?

Youre a big guy

le random old guy

>ctrl f twain
>9 results

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...

O TWAIN

why not okay fati or that new guy?

vidal means 5 midfielders and only greaseman up top

*Ahem*

whoops thanks mate, thought Kroos was goong to get benched

BAYOL

O

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>Kroos
good to see Zidane realized he's a faggot

quick lads, who's getting booked first? Ramos or vidal

I don't like that line up lads, Alba is still hurting. I know firpo is worse than meme, but we still have lots of mathces ahead.
Umtiti and Pique... Well both need to end htey careers, and the mess in the strikers... Wew.

Vidal, Ramos with the first red though

Chads 2 - Reddit 0

Ramos will push Pep again

Ramos has a red card in the bag already

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He pushed pep on his way out cl ?

Dyel

He looks so much like a chimp holy shit. Like even more than the Ngubus on their team.

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What the fuck

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>getting BTFO by the jannies
O TWAIN

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wtf

i wanted to put 30 dollars on barca winning but i didnt, discuss

this is why NBC dont let americans talk about the premier league

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Links to the game pls

im off to watch with me dad on the telly but let me just say something real quick before leaving FUCK BALE AND FUCK ANIME that's it guys enjoy the match

>none of the fucking cable argie channels is showing the match
FUCKING USELESS ARGIES

date night

>sitting behind the corona shield

based

>discuss
have sex

This semen slurping sport isn't for a CHAD like him.

Lol Benzemerde’s last goal was 1 month ago

>Letting juventus players watch the game
bit silly

This is what happens when you shop in the nig store thinking they're actually "cool". He even has on a bowtie like some dumb nog.

Who is he?

DirecTV

>black guy on the right

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I deadlift 225 for 7, fuck off

spanish language adverts on bein sport US

dubs and Zidane rips his trousers again

what's he doing on his phone?

LAND OF THE FREE

directiviespors

70kg u skelly

That better be in kilos mate.

Cristiano Ronaldo set for legal battle over £12million Trump Tower apartment he ‘donated to his Moroccan friend Badr Hari’
Real Madrid star sued by property firm who insist he bought penthouse pad for kickboxer pal

CRISTIANO RONALDO is at the centre of a legal war amid claims he bought a
penthouse at the top of Trump Towers for his Moroccan kickboxer friend.

Ronaldo last week claimed an Italian property firm had been wrongly linking
his name to deals that included the New York pad and a hotel in Monaco.

But Proto Enterprises have lodged a £7.8million defamation case against the
Real Madrid star, insisting he splashed out on the luxury Fifth Avenue
apartment as a gift for his close friend Badr Hari.

Cristiano Ronaldo in the arms of friend Badr Hari

Kickboxer Hari and Ronaldo have become close friends over the past year, with
the player
reportedly making regular trips to Africa to see him.

CAM ON GRIEZZY
SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS

>9 hour old thread
the absolute state of La Liga

why doesn't he just come out

STOP MAKING FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

No streams?

>300 posts in 9hrs
state of this league

Straem where???

>Aland
RARE

see

huuuuh, shut the fuck up?

streams.notahoneypot.me

60fps.live/real-madrid-vs-barcelona/

no ronaldo leaning against the cage

Hows the stream for you guys?

stop posting the jew stream bro, that's muh secret club

Oh god Ray Hudson. 90 minutes of him literally masturbating over Messi.

it begins

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Ray Hudson on comms LOVE IT

DUBS AND A COOFER RUNS IN THE PITCH TO SPIT ON MESSI

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go barca

>not knowing how to ctrl+f

Which of these teams will Halland and Sancho be playing on in 2 years?

>Ray Hudson

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Think I might pick the Spanish commentary over Ray Hudson

IT BEGINS

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this but for penaldo

Dubs for 0-0

is it the same if i fap?

reminder ray hudson is watching a tv in miami

ive never watched anime

>bein sports commentators
no idea how ANYONE listens to them

>Real Madrid """"ultras""""
fucking cringe bro

Yes. He fits into Barcelona a lot better than stupid sexy Griezmann.

Dubs and it's another slurp fest

want Real to win
keeps title race interesting

>He hates Ray Hudson

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Real don't stand a chance don't they

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Fuck Ramos

muslism don't watch anime

dubs for messi hattrick

I hear you amigo.

who is hyped for the worst clasico in years? this is a legit question
everybody is tired of messi vs everyone, even his team

OHHHHH MaRCELO MaRCELO

reroll

is that why they fuck all our girls?

49

Damn straight I do, he's absolutely insufferable

Basado

they're the biggest weebs of them all here in francia

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Because we get to meme on the loser, also obligatory Twain threads if Barca win and also if they lose, inb4 HURRR WHY CANT WE PLAY GETAFE EVERY WEEK ??

where is he?

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youtube.com/watch?v=6dhHFo6oeF4

how can black people recover from this sports related BTFO?

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Is that edu Aguirre in the background?

I stand with Barca.

>Marcelo
Guess i know who is losing

dubs and bale scores the winning goal

sounds fair enough
pls coronameme a little bit too

Trips for me fucking you're mom

Hala Madrid
Fuck farsa

HIJO DE PUTA E CONCHA TU MADRE

Madrid very very lucky boys taht Dembele is out injured

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

just shaved my head.

who /bald fraud/ here

NO AL RACISMO

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today I will either MESSI MESSI MESSI
or HAHAHAHAHAHA
what a good day

trips and bale brakes his leg

EVERY FUCKING STREAM WENT DOWN WTF

I can tell you swallow messi's semen

>barca """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""counters""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>asco

the young wet legs of frankie de jong
bit gay

Barcelona's left flank is is utter wank

hudson gonna coooooom

mine still works

givemereddit.stream/soccer/barcelona-live-stream nigger

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IT'S BACK FOR WHATEVER REASON
FUG

*cough cough*

>zidane parking the bus already

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>de Jong in charge of not passing sideways

mine is good bro

Hey Abla! I see that you are wide open. Let me pass it to Messi next to me when he is surrounded by 5 Madrid players.

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>madrid parking the bus already
Fuck Mourinho

>de old

Not today Italian boy

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top lad

where do you guys get streams now?

r/soccerstreams has been dead for a while, apparently

VINTAGE HUDSON

youtu.be/wQZQADpna9Q

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HOLY SHIT VERY RARE

>turn on the stream
>immediately hear the word "magisterial"
>3 minutes in

clean the camera ffs

IT'S BACK THANK YOU GUISE

messi autisticly strolling slowly while others are pressing always makes me chuckle

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Not for me Pasta nigger

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just go to the game wtf

youtu.be/25fUXcmRfUc
Chiringuito stream

they're not dead they're into hding

even my legit dazn stream went down wtf

>Vinicius

You do realise that by supporting piracy you support organized crime? The money they make thanks to you watching their low quality streams is then turned into money for their drugs and slave trades.
Be a good citizen.

>Vinicius

What the fuck is Aland

>room for a large pizza, a phone, and a nintendo ds

this nigga can eat anything

Abla is a wanker.

They have a site now
live.soccerstreams.net/home

yeah, right
and pay 200e to watch it from literal mordor

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Me IRL

...

BOOOOOOORIIIIIIING

stop being a cuck luigi

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>tf
>tp

Reminder that Vinicius is a nigger

homepage.footybite.com/

bookmark that page

i think i am watching a lard stream
the commentary is hilarious

based

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

honey pot is not working here reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

norbro webm bro says he wants to fuck you in the ass otherwise he will not deliver webms anymore, would you let him?

I don't pay anything. The criminals are getting paid by fucking google adsense and the like. thats why it never goes away.

i never heard about Aland before

>Florentino finally after so many years stopped forcing managers to play Bale.
>Now he forces Vini to be a starter instead.
Pls someone give him corona

Vamos
a
m
o
s

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refresh the page
happened the same to me

wtf are you me

This kobecopter is annoying

on that note, where else should I get my drugs and sex slaves

is it raining or did that fucking camera get sprinkled on?

What's your favorite Spanish beer? For me it's Cruzcampo

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Thats because it was only just discovered a few months ago.

Yeah but only if he gets KNOTTED

>Le animal simile commentator
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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God please, if you exist, kill Ray Hudson right now

first half will be a snoozefest as usual

based Italy

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Fuck off

bait
it's Mahou, everybody knows that, hans

good

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I-is (((he))) going to make an appearance?

>Griezman

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hey if the game bores you and you want something to do you can just say ">losing to fucking watford" in any chat stream and the americans will seethe

Doesn't the helicoptor's downforce of wind propulsion have an effect on the ball's flight? They need to move their craft with immediate.

Vinicius is so dumb

>Vinicius

dumb nig

>vinicius

>Vinicius

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Not sure if you mean machineanon or (((Roberto)))

>touch a Barca player
>yellow card
Everytime.

isn't it a drone?

Wow FIFAlona already getting referee favours

>vinigcius

Man these last 3 el classicos are becoming a regular segunda game

CALVO FRAUDULENTO

>viva Chile mierda
you're alright Chile

you can't get anymore corrupt that farsalona

Game has started well lads

>Cruzcampo
Easily the worst one
Best is Dorada Especial. Hard to find, though.

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haha he black

>the player most deserving of a career-ending injury never got one

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valverde>de jong desu

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2 ngubus with the top speed
How can whitoids even compete?

wipe the camera ffs

>You now remember Jordi Alba
>Le pass sideways and lose the ball man

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it's a camera on a cable

go back

We need our king back

rain on the lense
lel liga

Top speed:
1. Semedo
2. Vinicius

can they not send someone to go wipe off the camera lens real quick?

go back where

Vinicius must be outted from Real madrid at any cost

MODS

seething

>it's ray hudson again

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i think he meant the higher shots of the stadium

...

Who? Alba?

wtf Aland?

Vinicius is so fucking bad

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muslim fans

literally /farmersleague/

Don't worry, Salah, Costa will finish his job.

>Krooos

Cringe. I bet you drink San Miguel

thanks

Wat een aanfluiting die kkr twink

Both these teams need a full rebuild

NEW
NEW
NEW

why the fuck are they running commercials during the game, FUCK OFF SPIC B ITCH

>Ad during the game

For me.. it's Estrella Galicia

>Barca
>Dortmund
>Liverpool
>Celtic

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>Rangers
>Real Madrid
>Hamburg
>Chelsea

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