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Playoff Edition.

WHO'S GOING TO MAKE IT?!

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go knights

GOOOOOD FUCKIN MORNING!!
Time to get up. Face the day.

*sips* I'd put my money on Islanders and Coyotes.

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getting ready for church?

dont

You know I wouldn't mind going to church if was a community thing, but it's literally just people from the local retirement home getting bussed in and out again.

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This might just be me...but every time i listen to Alan Watts, I really feel he's still alive.
But then I remember that's not true, all kind of sad feelings rush into me, and
you look around and that's not helpful...
and suddenly i recall... that i don't need to take life so seriously and i hear his
laugh, that laugh...

God morgen Norge

God morgen min kanadiske venn.

just found this on reddit
thoughts?
cringe imo

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/cric/

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tldr

Also cricket
With a side of finland

Where the fuck is my girlfriend (not stardom wrestler)

ITS' UP

youtube.com/watch?v=5wf7Qwg2_F0

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NEW it was posted first. Also changes things. its about time for change 2bqhyfidob

>bolts
>its lightning mcqueer
I fucking hate reddit

Shant early

youtu.be/hUMpg1ii4_A

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Is that anime... in MY /hoc/ ?

bebop is about as tame of anime as you can get. late night shit, enjoy the music

i've only watched evangelion and it was cool, what should i check out

I just remind myself that one day the sun will consume the earth, and none of this will matter.

that wont be for like millions of years, there is still plenty of time for stuff to matter.

champloo and gundam

Atlantic
>pooins
>blots
>laffs
Metropolitan
>flylels
>teds
>craps
WC
>rags (@PHI)
>islels (@BOS)

Central
>bloos
>bings
>stors
Pacific
>nites
>flakes
>oilels
WC
>nuckies (@VGK)
>mild (@STL)

absolute SHAL- I mean SHANT

Incredibly based.

>teds
>playoffs
come on theyre pretty much ded

looks fair. i think oilers/vancouver fight for second/third in the division but a BoA would be kino

>pongs

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pfft
what a loser

my vegas golden based knights

>best team
>best logo
>best jersey
>best players
>best goalie tandem
>best current winning streak
>best most recent month (Feb) of play
>best fans
>best fans in /hoc/
>best ice (top 5)
>makes /hoc/ seethe 24/7
Reminder.

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wtf shannon thanks ron for reminding us that hockey is for everyone??

INT > DEX > STR

>Flames Oilers in round 1
kino

*sips*

real bro hours

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

I will not rest
Until Shannon brings me power rankings

just got the sweats
not sure if beer fever or if i've been stricken by coronachan (jk i havent left the house in days)

It's up.

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=-RTQyKaTM2c

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Huomenta, but the opposite.

>pongs

The Blues are lame

nice thorough power rankings this week

Blues are a damn good team and only boston rivals them

The Blues aren't even the best team in their division

The cups going to the west this year regardless or not. Unless Philly or Boston becomes god tier these playoffs, then a west team will win it

Philly could be a dark horse for sure

Rangers could also, and if the islanders want to get their shit together, maybe since they play a similar style to the stars. They can against teams like the blues but they need to play like they want to be in the playoffs.

Tampa and Toronto remain anomalies to me especially with how they play: will we see their good form or their poor form? That will determine if boston is a lock for the ECF

>isles and stars play similarly
That's true desu. The Isles goalies need to step up big time if they're gonna make a run because they can't score, the Stars are lucky Khudobin and Bish are so good

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They need all their lines to play better. The islanders played best when lines 1-4 played a good game, and when you don’t they suffer. Varlamov has been good as of late: but the offense has been non existent to help him.

As with Dallas, they’re reaping the rewards of gurianov and pavelski and their strong defense and goaltending. If they want to win the west, they better get quarterbacking from heiskanen and klingberg, but also from Bishop as seen against st.louis in that game 7. If it’s their year though, seguin benn and radulov better wake the fuck up

Post is dogshit but that 8 bit logo is really high quality

>cries about the post
>objectively proving the last bullet point correct
kwab&tyfyc

dumbfuck the main point was complimenting the 8-bit logo and you wonder why no one likes you

>doubling down on his seethe
Ohhh ya bud there's another one (concession), thanks!

dude just take the compliment

just flipped my pillow to the cold sied

Toyota Celica, the /hoc/ of cars

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so true.

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which words do you filter for the best /hoc/ experience?

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Nigger

>threepeat is on the menu

Imagine being such a thin skinned snowflake.

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other teams earned more points during the month of feb
objectively that would make them better

Why did Rutherford drown out the soul with a bunch of Mercenarys

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injuries

thank you gary

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>rags
grim games on after that

I'll see you all at Holy Mass with me this morning, right lads?

>mass
Sorry, not into having my kids get diddled by an old man

Pray in your closet and you will be rewarded, the Holy Father does not appreciate this shameful display.

test

Shan't be keeping my lamp under a bushel basket, user

If you don't have at least 85 points right now, you have no chance of winning the cup.

To what tune will Bulju awaken next season, I wonder?

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Explain this?

10 goals, 15 assists

Best Sunday day drinking beer for flyers-rags?

Corona :)

Bleach

Sunday mornings with /hog/

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The homo intro routine negates all the positives. Fucking ice capades boys.

RIP

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The Islanders are a team full of 3rd liners, they will win the cup

relaxing in /hoc/ with my fresh /hoc/bros

I got a hangover, stfu

My brother and a bro is coming over to watch >rags - Flyers

Gonna be comfy

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Only one cure for that fren

It isn’t 1995 gramps they can’t do that anymore

learn to handle your alcohol retard

Why do I hate the stars so god damn much?

Who goes out for 4-6 weeks today?

Another blue jackets player

*AHHHHHHHH* That first sip of the day

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Sorry m80

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35 goals + a handful

Return the kid

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>half the roster dead
>still win 6 in a row and 8 straight on the road
Literally who can stop us?

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you dont deserve the boy. you tried to ruin him, but his will is too strong.
he will never play for the soilers again. and the oilers organization shall bear witness to the wrath of entire nation of finland. we do not forget or show mercy

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Gonna walk down for a sip and a croissant

How long before Trudy mandatorily forces the Oilers to rename their team to the Edmonton Green Energies

Ebin xDD

for me, it's carbon neutrality

My ex-gf looks like brad marchand

>gf
user I...

Hockey is NOT for everyone

N

I

G

G.

E

R

Reddit we did it!

Lick Nidstrom

thats not cool

Janny on suicide watch

Why the fuck do matches never start on the scheduled time?

Just took my huge, stinky, morning vancouver. Gonna hop in the shower now

>matches
Shoo shoo not for you

>using the secondary logo for vegas
Skaned.com

Stop posting this fat cuck

He's not a cuck, he has an open marriage. Well, his wife does anyways.

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*sips

>rags

Also, he's not fat, just a little maybe, but he plays lots of street hockey so he's hopeful.

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>day drinking

I hate this fucking phrase

t. alchy

I don't drink

Who /refpuck/ here?

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>rags

>rags

>rags

We can tell

>rags
shit team shit fans shit franchise
also lundshit is finished

Who /assblasted/ here?
Spoiler alert it's you

Who's "we"? You and your wife's boyfriend?

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the league is better with bulju in it

>93
>97
>98
Why do oilniggers wear such high numbers?

It was 0-0

>rags

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>gary woke me up at 9 for this bullshit
never again

pay no attention to the rags, we purposely trained them wrong... as a joke.

LAFFIN AT DA RAGGY WAGGYS

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Me and your sister

>9 am
>early

Welcome to /hoc/, home of losers

i had to drag myself out of bed at 11am because my dog had to pee and like usual i get a cold breakfast waiting in the microwave.. thanks mom

imagine how much this guy must have been teased as a kid for his name
hockey-reference.com/players/c/cumisky01.html

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im sorry but in canada we do not have 'bullying', we are not a bunch of lawless cunts.

give yer balls a tug

are my flylels this good or are the rags just this bad?

tell your mom to hold it next time

King Henrik is this washed

they're coming for that Crapitals seed

>come home to watch the game
>3-0 after one period
>oh Henrik is in net
gg Flyers

how was the drive thru traffic this morning?

F O U R
O
U
R

>lundshit

>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags

SV% .714

>Assist: Pitlick

>rags

Daily reminder that Gagner is a better hockey player than Athanasishit and that trade was anal rape.

I dont work fast food friend

are there any rules regarding which numbers players at certain positions can wear? I generally see goalies in the #30-40 range and Hart is #79.

if Hyman had a healthy season this year, he'd be on pace for 65 points and 37 goals

HOW HE KANG WIT NO RANGZ?

He's signing with the Oilers again for the league minimum because he loves this city.

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I'm not your friend liar

Remember when the rags were going to make the playoffs? Me neither.

huomenta

im not a liar, buddy

Tervehdys

Knights gonna win it all lads

sharter FART exposed once again as the fraud he is

Yeah you work the corner lmao

If he works out in Detroit Yzerman will offer more than that.

>rags

>rags

>lutevist

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>rags
>lundshit

>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags

>rags

/hoc/ is Our Community and Our Temple

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Hang 'em up, Henrik.

BULJUUU

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based

Is it time for Gary to step in and do something regarding the >rags “situation”?

F I V E (5)
I
V
E
(5)

games far from over. breadman can score goals in a hurry and Hart sucks donkey dick

OH NO, PHILLY BROS. WE GOT COCKY.

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we're like 1 game out and have by far the most offensive talent of the fringe contenders

>rags
>rags
>rags

they're in a rebuild, what exactly would Gary do that would help? They were supposed to be >wongs tier this year but instead they're a few points out of the playoffs. They're well ahead of where everyone thought they would be.
Lundqvist however, needs to admit he's not a star anymore

>.600 PP%

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rangers win 6-5!

kwab

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Seethe harder

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fuck off weeb

>5 shots in the 2nd when you're down by 4
gameplan: shoot da puck

literally how

magnets

God we're doing so good lately. What an exciting time

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youtu.be/QizoB7njVfU

>we're

All me

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Fight me IRL here's my address: 550 Sheridan Blvd, Denver, CO

>Now Trending on NHL.com
>Hart Tracker: Pastrnak
but why

>denver
yikes

Digits and perds miss the ploffs

Well, the blues, stars, wild, oilers, knights, canucks, any playoff team in the east. Why? Because your team is full of soft pusys who will get bullied in the playoffs

I'm not your average redditor

>he’s back
God I love retards like you forcing this shit

we know

>A-Avs are s-soft guys you gotta believe me
>mild
>cantpucks
Just stop. You're fucking embarrassing yourself.

he's only pretending you fool

Pastrnak based 47 goals. Will he hit 60 for the regular season?

>hurrrrrrr it's not hanks fault the rangers took so many penalties

No he will suffer a career ending injury next week and the bruins will miss the playoffs

Hank sucks chambers

Base

that's why it's green texted moron

>moron
Like you?

stay mad

gottem.

Spain more like asspain

bend over and I'll show you who the real moron is

>stay mad
>open mouth wojak drinking bean milk

>seethe
>cope

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cope

>living
Cringe

You forgot to say “thank you for your concession” and a “how so?”

>be avs
>be softest team in the league
>players getting injured off of small hits every other game
>beat the only team softer than them in the playoffs last year
>get bullied out immediately after
rmyt

>aland

anyone excited for work tomorrow. myself been drinking quite a lot of pepsi max so wont be getting much sleep tonight heh

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I can’t believe mcdavid and guentzel are soft because they collided fast into the boards as well and also suffered similar injuries. Man why didn’t rantanen just use his legs to stop the collision oh wait he’d become like fiala and injure his legs because the boards are dangerous

Come fight me fagtron, that's my fucking address

Åland literally means stream land

stream, you mean like a stream of piss?

>Mark Stone is considered week-to-week. No surgery. He is expected to be back by the end of the regular season.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, you have seen their flag haven't you

>setting foot anywhere near flyover land
nah I'm good

Do the Rangers not understand that they need to shoot the puck to score?

You live in a wendys?

>on a winning streak
Shut up faggot

>living at Wendy's
Based

The Kings will end it tonight.

denver is a shithole

Cope copey

>Åland's original name was in the Proto-Norse language *Ahvaland which means "land of water". Ahva is related to the Latin word for water, "aqua". In Swedish, this first developed into Áland and eventually into Åland, literally "river land"—even though rivers are not a prominent feature of Åland's geography. The Finnish and Estonian names of the island, Ahvenanmaa and Ahvenamaa ("perch land"), are seen to preserve another form of the old name.

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

ok pissland

OH NO NO NO

>muh copey bogeyman

It's only temporary until I can get back on my feet

Chat shit to my face la
Boutta be mile high up in your guts faggot

soft pp goal

>it was 5-0

>latin
mr fancy pants

lol ok cracker

Who’s in net for philly? Hart?

Yes

as a showing of friendship, we will donate aland to sweden for free
please accept this humble "gift"

Thoughts?

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islels are getting clapped no matter what

Imagine the mild sneak into the playoffs and play the knights round 1

how graceful of you. we shall accept your gift. and in return we would like to offer to you Haparanda and a bag of clean pucks

>rematch of last year's ECF
>Whalers have 0 goalies
works for me

>country larping
Pack your bags and go to /int/ kiddos.

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Worst possible match up for the Knights, they struggle with the mild every time.

why do you think Yea Forums has flags

swedes and finns shitting on each others' players is /hoc/ culture

>it was 4-0

BREADMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>3 for 3 on powerplay
oilels least

Can’t go far if your pooper play sucks

DUDE

POWER PLAY GOALS

LMAO

why do we circumcise

t. Copey

Super satan confirms

bullshit, the whistles are mostly put away in the playoffs. powerplay is nice, but doesn't mean much. penalty kill is more important, but 5 on 5 is the best team scoring strength

please don't be sad

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It helps you be a good goy

you fail to remember how often boston got calls for bullshit in the playoffs

Sadly they might. For some reason we suck dick against the kings this season. But maybe we will win now that we have their best dman

Why can't it always be Sunday morning

>not saturday morning

I wish they'd be able to get two wins against LA and NJ before it ends, but I'm not sure if they'll be able to do it without "playing down to their level" like they're known to do and blowing games.

hate to say it but i like this rangers team lads

youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU

what are your thoughts on zibanjihad?

based

Literally the player with the most points since february 1

he's great but made of glass

>rags

>it was 4-0

Exactly

only shit games to look forward to

>that Flyers D

Is Tanner his dad?

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Fix your shit attitude

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only good teams tonight

looks tasty tb h

games tonight

No

only

vile

nice lasagna

>i know!
>lets call a casserole a pizza!
shitcongo is truly the most retarded major city in north america (yes including all mexican major cities)

What kind of pie is this?
Looks kinda like ham and cheese with tomatoes on it.

a pizza pie

>mad
>at Basedcago

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its a casserole. topped with chunked tomatoes. something shitcongo is proud of.

>niggers

>first star of the month

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>women's qf
you're not missing much if you're not watching; i like watching amateur stuff though

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>pie
is a goulash, brah

>WHO'S GOING TO MAKE IT?!

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If Ted loses to a team that lost to a team that lost to a zamboni driver, he is never allowed to post in /hoc/ again

Did Kaut score again last night?

>racism outside of Yea Forums

every time

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>having a board exclusively for "racism"
/hoc/ should break away from 4channel; we should get Gary to get Elon to make us our own server bank and hypernet to stream games right into the threads
that's what I'm talking about

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Once on the ice, once on your mom

>deep dish
>pizza

No... no... NO NO NO NO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THATTTTTTT

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FUCK off TBG

Who /Sundaysmoking/ here

>i've never left, and I never will

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of all the shitty posters here, he's mad at TBG

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it's what landlocked flyover states consider pizza

>stream games right into the threads
you'll never have enough gary bucks for that

Coasties=roasties

>flyers will be in the playoffs

there is no justice in this world

i agreed to scorekeep for beer leagues games tonight but i really don't feel like going, fuck

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Good Afternoooooon Kniiiiiights (and isles) Knaaaaaaaaaatiooooooooooooooon!

Would be more funny if the penguins miss

Imagine getting shutout by Jones LMAO

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everyday brings us closer to the legendary >99999999 get, what do you have in store for our ultimate victory?

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i don't care about digits

Probably some shit post that is for soccer gets it instead.
Imagine losing your last 6 and also losing the entire western California road trip

filthy

something something /hoc/. runs this place,
>rags,
and fuck /cric/

>orange pickers
Poortugal made it! yay

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I'll post a link to my an hero stream

>monkey knife fight
my money's on Canada

>implying hiroshimoot is immune to Garybucks
that's some strong assumptions you got there; you know he's waiting for a payday and chance to sell this place to someone that can make a dollar off it

If Canada is monkey then it's fucking King Kong. They bulldoze any and every country in international matches and it sucks.

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It took them long enough to figure out that having an actual NHL coach might not be such a bad idea.

Hockey tonight lads

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>*drinks white claw once*
White Claw is basically a Lacroix that went to private school.

Jets when they're in the playoff, any team can win the playoffs, jets make the playoff they're a one in sixteen chance of Stanley Cup

>Lacroix
>private school

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>when they're in the playoff, any team can win the playoffs

Proof?

what the fuck are you talking about? do you know what a lacroix even is

google remy lacroix and start to understand how great my joke was

looks like I got the flu lads

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i already know who and i look down on coomers

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Can I have your stuff when you die?

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watching esports

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Fuck off

It’s ok since they are a guaranteed first exit team should they make it by some miracle

aside from laine, which nhl player is best at fortnite?

Hughes. That little zoomer looks like the type to learn all the dances

They’ve been playing like a team that wants to win a cup not a first round exit

Yah, bruhs, let's fuck it up

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Kane

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>that "penalty" the ref is about to call

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>rags
>ploffs

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you know it

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>laffs
>buffalel
>kongs
>cucks
>shorks
what the fuck is wrong with yinzers lately?

>rags

>"""King""" pads
>gives up 5 goals
>playoffs

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Please understand that they’re going through growing pains. The moment you shut down malkin rust and zucker they fall flat

>panties

is curling on?

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>there are TWO (2) professional hockey teams in the state of Florida

johnny hockey smashes the pp

Is Jack Hughes the next Yakupov?

No. Even worse than yakupov: the next daigle

What Gary wants, Gary gets

It's time

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VINCE NOOO

Daigle was not as bad as Stefan and Lawton

>not as bad
For the points he did in the Q yeah he was

IIHF meeting to determine if all U-18 events need to be canceled.

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>Toronto Terrorists
>Montreal Libérateurs
>Chicago Gangbangers
>New York Hitmen
>Boston Massacre
>Vancouver Riot

CH N G ?

Good kitties are awful, 0 team play, 0 effort, 0 heart.

It's code for Gary's expansion to China

but not 0 finns. coincidence?

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Too many lazy canadians with no soul/heart and only interest in playing golf. Sad.

it's unironically bobrovsky's fault

I'm an idiot I fucked it up

coronavirus be damned

Barkov is Russian

Bob isn’t playing today

My musics so loud
I’m swangin

>Colorado Brew Masters (formerly Les Fonctionnaires de Québec)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Florida doesn’t deserve hockey.

9 slots left

XHL[Southern NHL]
Phoenix Coyotes
San Antonio Toros
Tuscon Road Runners
Albuquerque Wolves
Miami Panthers
Tampa Bay Lightning
NY Islanders(Negotions Pending)
Raleigh Hurricanes
Cincinatti Cyclones
Cleveland Barons
Lexington Minutemen
Nashville Preditors
Dallas Stars
Las Vegas Knights
Los Angeles Kings
Golden State Seals
San Jose Sharks
Anaheim Ducks
Atlanta Thrashers
New Orleans Brass
San Diego Gulls
Houston Aeros
OK City Rebels

You now realize that an NHL team in Florida has won the stanley cup more recently than Canada.

>Bustrnak has only 4 goals in his last 5 games
Is it over for him?

They hopin' that they gon' catch me ridin' dirty

>got past the first round only once during their existence
>somehow got into Stanley Cup Final and got completely swept
>advanced to play offs only 5 times

Not even Coyotes have such pathetic record

Careful now, you might sound like Academy user and want every team to develop their own talent.

At least they've made the SCF

>mild
>jest (formerly >trashers)
>yotes (formerly >jest)
>ted

>at least
At least is a pathetic excuse

>reddit

I don't want an academy model, but could it actually be done in the NHL? There's something interesting about thinking about teams responsible for their future success.

Parallax

Fag

Who are we watching tonight

nuckieteds

Based

Remember at the start of the season, there were retards who thought this team was going to accomplish something for once?

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/hoc/ but also /beav/ but most importantly - /frens/

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/hoc/ is a community
that means we rely on each other

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why am i addicted to forced bi cuck porn captions

>rags

Lucic 4 life. Fuck James Neal

Got the coronavirus lads.
Was nice shitposting with you guys, but I think im done

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K, bye

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Bye K*****s

Post proof

Where do you live so I can avoid you and people like you

lucky you

You're still not getting that 3rd rounder

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Neal hates the flames so much he injured himself

So does he hate the Oilers too, since he's injured now?

just ordered super mario odyssey lads

Yes but his hatred for the flames outweighs his hatred for the oilers

Get Astral Chain and DQ11 next desu. I wish the Switch had a good hokkei game.

>not having a hacked switch

>two

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yo i downloaded the DQ11 demo and have only played like two hours, but it's kino so far. it's so based that the demo is like 10 hours long. i've heard things about astral chain but don't really know anything about it, i'll check it out thanks.

Best Mario game since Sunshine

I like how the Coyotes are the bar for being the gate keeper to determine if your team is good or bad.

If the team is better than the Coyotes, the team is good. If it's worse, then the team is bad.

based

Reminder that Cassie Campbell is married to an assistant GM of the Flames.

Based fuckin reddit.

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My panthies are complete shit again

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I'd still give it to her

I wish any console had a good hockey game

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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HAHA GET FUCKED SUNBELT GERIATRICS
NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU
FLAMES BURN ON

Never let Sam's cousins move in near you

>Flyers won 6 games in a row
Oh wow, Flyers actually doing something for a change, they will finally make the playo-
>Flyers have the second hardest schedule of any Eastern/Metro Playoff qualifying team
Welp nevermind, knowing them they will miss the playoffs by a fucking game.

they'll make it

who?

what went wrong with the panthers? Like seriously, how do you keep fucking up?

>37 shots
>0 goals
lmao classic

Shutout for >my flamesies :)

Oil under 45, Alberta is going under

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpilBh9xCqQ

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>Buttegg out of the race
Gays BTFO

Q is a fraud. The defense is somehow even worse now than it ever was.

>snes and jests LARPing as the old sens and jets
is there anything more cringe?

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how else do you think Q did well in chicago? he had guys like keith and seabrook playing great, so hes a product of that system

>again
When did they stop being shit?

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Flames color commentator.

>getting paid to good say things about the team that your husband runs

>Vs Bruins x1, vs Lighting x1, vs Capitals x1, vs Blues x1, vs Pens x1, vs Isles x1, vs Canes x1, vs Stars x1, vs Oilers x1, vs Wild x1, vs Devils x1, vs Wings x1, vs Rags x2, vs Preds x2, and vs Sabers x2.
Only 4 of those games are vs teams against teams not contending for a playoff spot. Gonna be a yikes for me.

Sunbelt hockey teams

Yeah, any Sam post ever

>snes

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This is honestly depressing. How is it that we're this close to getting into the playoffs again yet we can't win a game to save our lives

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Residential schools never happened (but I wish they did)

and meanwhile the Pens, Canes, and Isles have the top 5 easiest schedules for the remainder of the season

>we're
>we
fuck off

that's a fat kot

>we
>us
>we're
>our

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>the royal We

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Yes I mean >we you stupid faggot. Kitties fans actually exist and that's what I am no matter how good or bad they play

>tfw too afraid of the results of a psychopath test to take one

>They’ve been playing like a team that wants to win a cup not a first round exit
>in the month of February
You forget the Flyers tend to play their worst in March.

neu

Fuck you he's big boned

pussy

Watch bruins. Hate this guy heinen cuz he does nothing. Gets like 12-13 mins playinf tome per game. They trade him to anaheim - saw last game - he had tio of 20 mins.

Like these other guys bjork and kuhlman. I like bjork more cuz he has great hands , fast and hustles he just doesnt really finish, but he’s still young. They sat bjork last game and played kuhlman instead. But kuhlman only got 11 mins playing time.

The two guys they trade for kase and ritche, theyre good but they still slightly above average , they not crazy good or anything. Both got 11-12 mins toi

Heinen the worrst of them and thats why we traded him away. But froma ayers perspective - heinen won out by sucking. Hes getting alot of play time -

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