/heem/-smug ref

TJ got dropped you turbo retard

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requesting webms of Megan vs. Norma

Holy fucking shit, you're probably right

just nut in her in 2 seconds then kick her out or if you cant get hard stop jacking off for a week and take a viagra

I just don't want my balls to heem in 30 seconds

Its not boxing you faggot fighters get dropped 4 5 times a fight

You know it stings him so much he got slapped by Ali

yeah but that doesnt make it the worst of all time,because he was actually hurt, you literal turbocharged retard

the worst stoppage of all time was your mom getting cold feet at the abortion clinic

He wasn't hurt he was in trouble because he was down and scrambling. OK not the worst of all time, but it was a championship fight, imo that makes it even worse. Who cares about lowranked shit

lmao not a single kick connects and the only punches that do are glancing

blowjobpenis.com
twitter.com/jairbolsonaro

I get hard no problem but this chick is a small drive away, wanna get at least 20 mins in. Maybe I'll jack it tonight? My Peter feels small the next day after I fap tho, im bigger on one week no fap but I don't wanna bust quick

It's all psychological guy, if you're stressing out cause you haven't had sex in a while and are nervous about being premature that's exactly what will happen

>0 unanswered strikes
>1 punch landed by opponent
these athletes take too much brain trauma as it is, have to sympathise with the ref here

fuck it, she gets what she gets lol
I hope I don't spill any spaghetti bros, this dryspell is like legit killing me

why the fuck is he wobbling like that lmafooooooooo what a retard hahahahahahah

If it's two pumps and your done just act like you don't care to save face

>soifrica

I think the smug ref meme is finally over, guy has to go.

Ppfttahahaha wtf was that?!

Mario

I don't know what the Romanian guy was doing with the wobbling but that stoppage was atrocious

>Romanian

>Skipped the card
same it looked shit tier and I'm glad I did

>is ethnically Romanian
>speaks Romanian
>has a Romanian name
>'b-but his Wikipedia page says he's from Moldova!'
Artificial country you clown

trying to fool his opponent but he fooled the ref

Moldova is historically a part of Romania

DJ needs to return and fix the Flyweight division

*Bessarabia

"No."

>artificially created in 1812 by the Russians
lmao

TJ literally our guy heeming midgets and the only fighter that admits to EPO when they all do it. Literally the lance Armstrong of midgetry

If only we knew how lucky we were bros..

Shit take. Stuff a big kiwi in your mouth to avoid spewing further stupidity.

Calm down Jose Baldo, your time will come

Why does Also even fight anymore? He has Famous Burger!

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I'm calm. That was just a dumb thought and I hope you get rug burn on your gooch next time you roll

Heemsters I come with a gift. I had the Soimero image rescaled using some AI magic. 150x163 to 600x652

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>he actually trains

Oh dear.

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You should start. It's very fun.

HAHAHAHAHA CUTELABA

Did he try the shittiest drunken kung fu shit and only fooled the ref?

so since he missed weight...the title is still up for grabs ?
That sucks.

I used to I just have a busy life. Want to get back into judo and wrestling as we have some good clubs in my city, but work drains my energy

This shit was a travesty.

Kevin McDonald should get canned, alongside with Herb Dean.

At least this homosexual turbomanlet spic got knocked into the next life.

If there's anyone who should be the first death in the Octagon it's Poonavidez. Good fucking riddance to his shit career.

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They're merging the Mens Flyweight and Womens Flyweight divisions. Valentina is the current champion

Sounds like an excuse chief. Most people who train also work and/or study. I know the struggle but it's worth it. You only feel tired until you're in the thick of it. Then you're just focused on the task at hand.

Best timeline. Valentina will slam and guard pullers

He fooled his opponent as well.

Yeah true, I'm making changes so I can get back into stuff like that and will hopefully soon. I just get addicted so I'm worried I'll start competing and get cte

Soon to be four, ya turbomanlet, permavirgin, CTE'd, outta shape momo.

Go project your virginity on other midcarders whilst begging me for (You)s.

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Damn. Imagine Megan punching you right in the nose.

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Can't wait

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fucking basedping doublefisting with 1 hand

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Hope.

This, fucking madman Bong. He roasted his own son online.

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lol you'll be fine pal. Good luck. Take care of your nethers.

just go again son

Deep 94 Impact live in 1 hour
youtube.com/watch?v=QD0AVS12DfY

You can do it anzac bro, just start once a week. I remember when I started, sore af but after a while I was more motivated in other parts of life.

This was for the championship? What the fuck

no

Gotta protect dagestan bums

Thanks. Cheers for the motivation bros

Delete this picture it's for paying onlyfans subscribers only.

make me you vile coward

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deep impact kino is starting

Not sure what is happening, grappling match? They cute though

Why yes, I did have a good nights sleep instead of watching that card

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ya missed out b. 7/10 meme card

Based DEEP entrance music

Good stoppage. The guy was obviously hit in the face by a punch. Can't have that in the UFC in 2020.

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this

actually a based cards aside from that shitty pena fite and early stoppage

also,
>there are people itt that actually think pena isn't a can

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Wish I had, so tired rn and don't want to sleep all day.

whats the code for this?

yfw benavidez is the bryan callaway of 2020

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caraway*

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Francisco Nangano

Why does she date a disgusting loser? She must know that she could be banging the top chads in the world. It makes no sense. I suppose the question - the more important question - is: How much longer will she stay with that loser ?

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post felicia tits & ass

she's not even on Jeter's level to fuck truth be told, you can tell he shoved that bitch away asap

>retarded ref stopping when fighter is barely wobbled
>retarded judges scoring before the round is half over
>3rd event in a row with abysmal judging

whats going on, is everyone high

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Anyone tried this School of Self Awareness thing, looks pretty legit

>because of his inability to make weight, the Brazilian was ineligible to win the 125-pound title. As a result, the flyweight throne sits empty.

Seems like a prime time to delete the division.

It's entirely possible

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shaub

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Moodovan orthodox

Maybe, just maybe not all women are whores.

stop the fight

Yes they are. I have read it many times on the internet!

This is the only answer

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It's entirely possible

>1 week until Adesanya/Romero

youtube.com/watch?v=nwl1xeiLMnM

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who was in the wrong here? youtu.be/lH_gWgDPz7E

youtube.com/watch?v=QD0AVS12DfY
Harry Stallone next, it's been dire so far. Hoping for some spice

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Makoto Shinryu's fight is off which killed my enthusiasm for the card almost completely

>he doesn't get choked out

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is that rocky's son? if not shant be viewing

hmmm yes fergusons resume is quite impressive

wins over cowboy "donald" cerrone, and "kevin" lee "lee"

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Anyone familiar with the rules?
Does he get 5 minutes like with a groin strike and the option of not continuing?

yes

khaqueeb ducked them both

ADRIENNNNEEEE

What are you watching?

Now that's how to get DQ'd
>Bout Cancelled Prior to Event
>Reason: Byun unable to leave Korea due to Coronavirus outbreak
Coronavirus now heeming MMA cards

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youtu.be/QD0AVS12DfY

brehs.... that ring girl....

Christ, the chin on that lad.

>ducking bums

i see youre a man of low intelligence

What happened here

gb2 lebanon

>Coronavirus now heeming MMA cards
ZST 31 got cancelled, as did The Outsider 55. Looking increasingly likely that K'Festa 3, the biggest kickboxing show of the year, will meet the same fate

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99099274

this fat diabetes beta

Illegal knees. Oyama couldn't continue, gets the DQ win

Ahhh, sunday morning heems. Comfy.

Makoto Shinryu grappling match wtf. Was this announced before the card?

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Not the grandest of stages.

Why has Till been so quiet? poor lad took the woodley shut down hard. He's elite champion material.

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Yes

Mmm who is this feminine woman?

cant remember the name, some fat guy though

>Saiga

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we got too cocky jackbros

I'd ditch Kanna for her tbqh

rematch them immediately and fire the referee

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At least practically nobody watched Joey Bs humiliation last night.

Megan saw it and that's all that counts. Her pussy probably shriveled up to the point of no return.

He hasn't been
He was going to fight Cannonier but Cannonier got injured

>2010: Team Alpha Male stud gets violated by impoverished brown Huezilian

>2020:

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great tits

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they are married for how many years now?
still no babies? cmon

she was waiting for that black excellence genes all this time
figueredo should bread her inside out

When did this happen that you have this story ready on a Sunday morning?

Reminder that 100% of viewers thought (correctly) that Lawler was out vs Askren when his arm went limp

Pancrase 313 postponed twitter.com/lutalivre_jp/status/1234051413929385986

What was the problem?

Was it on Yea Forums
link the thread i'll back you up

They’ve been married for like a year I think

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Shit, I hope that April Rizin doesn't get affected

>I just get tired of being smarter than the people around me

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Non sporting event in US are being cancelled already. Expect khabib vs Tony to be coronad

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This punch was so telegraphed. What was Benavidez thinking?

ded

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Good morning fight fans

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Corona chan got him

Was wiping the blood off, might have been a bit stunned from the headbutt

LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
I GUESS

>I just get tired of being smarter than other adult pokemon fans
Yeah mist be rough up there in the top 10% on the short bus

You could take any five fights from the last 3 UFC events and you still wouldn't be able to put together a decent card
ESPN+ deal was a mistake

So are they going to do Figuerdo vs benevitez 2 for the belt? What a fucking disaster

>the absolute state of Ion Cutelaba

Cutelaba/OSP is a fight I'd love to see. Both regularly heem and get heemed. Shame Cutelaba can't string together a couple of wins to get that fight though.

they will probably erase the division or just give the title to deiverson

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187 on the 666 nigga

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Hey manlets y’blockbuster

BASED

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Prime boy material.

>tfw my OP file got deleted
what the heck heem?!

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Negative boy material.

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Never trusted a Photogrisser in my life b

70% of Germans are projected to get the coronavirus.

Muttland is going to have it far worse due to hobo spreaders (mutts already have outbreaks of medieval diseases due to this shit, lmao), hospitals having zero surge capacity and doctors being able to just stay at home since most medical care in the US is private.

The consequences of this? The Poony-Khabib fight will be cancelled. Fuck.

whatever dude, i literally live within 200 feet of the first US death and i don't even give a shit, i'm just ready to inherit the earth

Oh yeah?

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is there a lower form of life than a jannie ?

I don't give a fuck about you, I just want to see Khabib strangle the CTE-ridden turbochinlet.

well judging by your posts your beta immune system wont be able to handle the common cold so youll probably die before you get to see that, faggot

just wear a mask b

You. You are at his mercy. With a few clicks he could end your existence here. That scares you so you lash out. We both know who has the power here though. ALL HAIL THE JANNIES!

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what does this post have to do with MMA? what a shame...

>shook

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>#9sForSchaub
Let’s get this trending /heem/. The moment is coming up and we need to get as many people supporting the cause as possible.
#9sForSchaub

>he's trying to start fights at work

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I included a picture of former UFC Middleweight Champion Chris Weidman dressed up as a janitor from this hilarious prank video
youtu.be/gd6_-YLvXSY

chris weidman isnt mma related

But he is making one more run at the strap?

Nein!

Forlgolt the pilture, b. My bad.

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Zeeg ale, love that German beer b

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> hey john could you send those files I asked you?
> no you ugly hahaha you talk too much
> "what the fuck"
> haha weak faggot

schaub heil

>dat treble parlay

Didn't have much on it anyway.

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what do you think b

Wew lad
Why did you go with Spivak at all? Random guess?

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Why'd you delete the file?

cause typos are blockbuster b

probablility lol

what was he thinking

I can't stop laughing, what a fucking retard

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Glad it's finally over

The really funny thing is that he probably thought he was smart trying to lure the mountain warrior by by fish dancing, kek.

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And the Oscar goes to...

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Brendan Schaub

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All the women i masturbate to in the UFC curiously are on a winning streak

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What the fuck is wrong with the refs, just stop the fight if the guy falls down near unconciousness thats it, thats the job.

Can we all agree Schaub vs Browne was an early stoppage then?

JEWELSBROS WE ALWAYS LITTY
SUPPORTING OUR GIRL NANAKA WITH THE BOYYYYYS

figgy diggy

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Figueredo doesn’t care about belts. He just wants to heem people

Megan was more upset about Gillespie than her husband getting ko'd
streamable.com/oqx3j

twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/1233951091072610304?s=19

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Always fight the hands!

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Memes aside, was yesterday one of the worst early stoppages of all time? I genuinely mean all time not just past 10 cards

i cant think of another fight that was stopped while a fighter was standing up, blocking strikes, and actively fighting back

Worst stoppage I have ever seen. At least I can't think of a worse one.

Heem, I'm 5'11 308 lbs.
I used to do
squat:180kg
deadlift:180kg
Clean and jerk:120kg
when I was 231lbs

What exercises do I do to lose the weight and become a heem machine?
For reference I look like DC or Mark Hunt and can also high kick at 230 lbs.

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>he just stands there like a retard for a few minutes then walks off

He probably went to HR to get your insane ass fired before you come back and shoot everybody like the guy at the Coor's plant a few days ago. Who the fuck drops an ad hominem in the workplace you fucking grease monkey.

new fetish

I really want to see footage of Ions face from the entire sequence. SmugRef was ready to stop it as soon as he was hurt, he must have seen something.

If you really had those stats, just work your way back to it. You already know how to get fit. Ask less questions and do more actions. Schaub bless.

Is there anyone that has ever genuinely liked Luke Thomas? Dude is infinitely more hate-able than even the "personality" douches that used to hang around MMA about a decade ago (bloodstain lane / front row faggot)

I dont get why people listen to him when you could listen to Jack Slack and Heavy Hands instead

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Spike Carlyle just quoted bloodstain lane

In case anybody missed this. Pass it around b

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t. ooga booga mubumboo working at amazon warehouse

bernie bros are the worst

all respect to coral springs. he's a gangsta. but he ain't no west coast gangsta. nobody in this game does it right anymore except me and him.

predict how ufc fucks up next week
>yoel misses weight and wins
>ref stops fight for no reason so he can cash in his bets
>chang hits joanna with a metal chair

>brings left hand up to wipe blood off forehead
>doesn't leave his left hand up to guard his head while his opponent is walking him backwards and threatening with the power hand
so this is the power of the post-DJ flyweight division

fer ser you'd of blocked that shot and wont the title my guy

>Yoel heems Jizzy
>Jizzy still champion because Yoel missed weight

fucks sake

>all illegal strikes to get him rocked

>DJ
Didn't PeeJ almost get heemed by Dodson? And also lit up by some literal whomst gook in ONE? Oh for shore Mighty Midget was the munsterly GOAT my man

Lol, wtf? What was the given reason for stoppage?

yikes. let's go corona virus, take this guy down.

The UFC couldn't risk another white boi getting brutally heemed by a Muslim Bull

joey was slowly circling into figs right hand. It seems like everyone saw the logical ending except for him.

>hospitals having zero surge capacity and doctors being able to just stay at home since most medical care in the US is private.
God bless

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I genuinely think Israel might heem Yoel

for sure b that's totally the point

fer ser you'd be a munster fighter my guy

Who is the spammer?

The only good thing Jon Jones ever did was BTFO him at a presser.

FUCK Luke Thomas, the basedboy queer faggot.

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>noooooo you can't criticize a fighters performance! you're not a fighter!
absolute simp

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SIGN THE CONTRAT YOU PICE OF SHIT AFRICAN PUSSY RAT

fer ser you're a beast in the gym my guy

kevin macdonald had his last fiver on magomedov

>why yes, i am 300 and 0, how could you tell?

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just won my fight /heem/

leg kicked the motherfucker to oblivion

Luke Thomas is a complete clown

Uhhh what are you doing here? Didn't you see the sign outside? It says no Cans

Who hurt you? They say hurt people hurt people

Congrats bro, keep going
The story will be yours

just chow on her box until she's shrimping away from your face. then pump her 3 times, blow it on her face and cuddle.

no you didnt larping fuck

pop a blue chew

Congrats dude.

I win the rematch

>I genuinely think Yoel might heem Israel
Fixed.

he was likely concussed already

Nah I'm serious
I'm not an Israel fan but Yoel stays on the feet for too long and is slower, has taken big shots lately and Israel can counterstrike him all night. Could even see a TKO early, after which we'll have to hear all the memes and marketing

Mma would be at least 50% better without all the ref/judges/comission fuck ups

Costa cracked yoelitos chin. Israel will flush him just like he did rob.

Israel is free money

why was he fighting like shit? he was throwing wild haymakers and horrible leg kicks all night
youtu.be/Kki82nFydQY?t=613

though i guess watching him fight jussier again he kinda is just a shit fighter who rushes forward and gets hit a lot, the difference was he actually landed body kicks. i like how bisping even says "how haven't these guys clashed heads yet? joe is just rushing forward."

honestly i think figuermissedweightdo was just too fucking big for him at the end of the day

Bretty gud

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also i have a theory that if he didn't take the fight the UFC said they'd scrap the division, kek. dude looked so shook

idk i thought the same, fig the nig took some big shots which didnt phase him, probably pissed mr olivi off

>the woodley shutdown
yeah im sure it had nothing to do with Masdival putting him in a bodybag infront of Till's hometown a sold out crowd.

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His striking was always unorthodox but effective; but since he left TAM it has evolved into the Keith Jardine tier.

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I like those 2 blocks Figu did at 0:03

do we have a Megan cam yet?

I think he built up this image of himself where hes this unbeatable world class fighter because he struggled vs DJ and beat a baby cejudo.

Tbh I had Figuerdo by KO because hes not only twice his sice but in his early 30s where Joes almost 35.

He had no respect for his opponent until he realized 30 seconds into the round that his punches weren't doing shit and that he was in trouble. By then Figuerdo (2-3 inches taller and probably 5-10 lbs heavier) was just walking him down and thats the "nightmare" Joe was talking about.

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Till never actually went out. He was luring Masvibum into his guard.

HEEM WOBBLY

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Glad we finaly know who the inferior Megan is.

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he could've outclassed fig if he wanted to
typical manlet rage if u ask me

Spivak was favourite. It wasn't just me who thought he'd win.

MEGAN CAM
>MEGAN CAM
MEGAN CAM
>MEGAN CAM
MEGAN CAM
>MEGAN CAM
"SHIT"

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Glad to see him lose. He was either genuinely rocked or just playing. If he was genuinely rocked, then the stoppage was okay. If he was just playing, then he's a sneaky bastard who shouldn't act tough, because tough guys don't need tricks to win.

I'd put Cutelaba on his ass and make him nibble my balls if he were here with me right now.

That was some viking, sparta shit and the kino leg movement at the end. He definitely deserves the title, you cant teach that

Had you watched a single Spivak fight prior

kek

Yes. I saw him dominate Tuivasa.

>shit there goes my meal ticket

>LUCKY TO BE ALIVE... I GUESS

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Spivak is one of the few men to defeat Australia's own Tai Tuivasa.

this guy is such a shit boxer. he just rushes into the pocket and throws hooks from close range every time. he almost never lands. like dude you're practically in the clinch and trying to land hooks.

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she probably makes more than him

god I wish that controller was my dick, and that couch was my dick, and also that headset was my dick

meant for

A couple more. No effect on Fig.

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Miss weight is the new strat.

Prelims are an excellent place to scout new boys for your stable.

He really is the God of War, rides a buffalo, misses weight and fights with his hands down like he's on God mode. Shame for Benavidez he looked so good against Formiga.

I'm glad we can finally put the myth that flyweights are somehow inherently more technical to rest.

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dalmaltrius was the only good memeweight

Speaking of Tuivasa, he's at AKA now
Not sure if he'll really fit there, could switch soon to ATT or whatever

yeah i just don't see this strat ever working against a cutbaby who missed weight. i think joey joe loses the fight 9 times out of 10

looks choreographed, kino as fuck

Benavidez is really good, this was always a tough fight for him it wasn't really a good idea for him to stay on the outside with Figueiredo, He was trying to blitz him Darren Till style but honestly Figueiredo has really subtle head movement. He should've tried to drag the fight out but I think the early grappling threw him off and he wanted to get him out of there.

Jussier Formiga vs Deiverson is the fight to make, dont forget that Formiga dabbed on his cut babby ass

I think Spivak should cut to 205. He'd be a big guy instead of a small heavyweight.

Lead with the head

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kek what a fucking midget bitch

forsmegma just got knocked out by benapenis

Shit the way you stated it there, shades of Rob vs Izzy isn't it. Right down to repeating telegraphed blitzes without any feints or groundwork.

Is it going to be a triangle situation? Formiga wins and then loses to Benavidez again? He should've moved camps.

Honestly just dob't really get it
A lot of people say he was looking for the KO, but honestly I just think he was trying to put a pace on Figaro but couldn't really maintain it. Doubly so when he didn't have the power to phase Figaro

I'm so fucking glad this turbomanlet faggot got heem'd.

I said it above and I'll say it again, I wish he'd be the first death in the Octagon. Fucking queer.

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Can't do worse than where he was before.
(inb4 he proves me wrong)

Maybe if he threw a feint once in a while instead of just swanging nonstop.

uhh i'm thinking based

this bitch cant fight for shit lol

Cutelaba walking up to Ankalaev during the intros was the most based thing that’s happens in the UFC in a long time

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Benavidez got eaten up in exchanges by Pettis and would've been chopped liver against Horiguchi. Flyweight is a very grappler heavy division so his sloppy entries were rarely capitalized on.

Megan Olivi needs a real man

When Ankalaev instantly got underhooks I knew he would win. I think Cutelaba has a brain injury

Are you upset he lost?

based Figu, would love to see him heem triple manlet

I think there was an injury or a mental issue at hand here. He looked like he wanted it over early, but I think after an embarrassment like that he would've said "yeah my foot hurt :( sorry guys."

Not much emotion, she's a real pro.

stipe miocic is the man for the job

honestly this is the worst knockout ive seen live.

>hometown hero
>talks unbelievable amount of shit until recently when he handidly gets raped by Tyrone
>"i still believe im da best eva, no body can beat me"
>fights infront of the people of Liverpool in a sold out O2 area
>gets starched by a journeyman who loses most his fights
>you can literally hear Till's head bounce off the canvas as the whole area who was cheering endlessly got completely silenced

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what a shitshow of a sport

After beating Wonderboy as well, shame.

you forgot
>darren nearly knocked him the fuck out in one punch
>darren proceeded to get hit once and started doing his patented "OI MATE I DON'T FOKKEN CARE IF YA HIT ME IT DON'T HURT MY BRAIN (since i don't have one)" technique
>goes for the shittiest parry i have ever seen instead of putting up his guard

>beating wonderboy
a very subjective term

he found a new lease on life at middleweight. is Gastelum the worst fighter in the UFC? probably

The corona pussy craves the Triple C(ock)

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Oscar De La WEIRDO

I mean only to Americans who call everything a robbery, he beat Wonderboy up the clinch, outstruck him in 3 rounds, got a knockdown to steal the 5th. I'd argue it was a pretty clear win for Till and there's no real argument for why Wonderboy should've been scored those rounds.

it was a draw

It was a bad matchup for Wonderboy.

Wonderboy was robbed

>Cutelaba walking up to Ankalaev during the intros was the most based thing that’s happens in the UFC in a long time
...since the last time he did it, presumably?

robbery or not, the fight proved Till was nowhere near ready for the elite level and he got rushed there anyway because Covington faked an injury

toilet till is a cutbaby

I don't agree he still looked the exact same and can only move his whole body instead of his head, Gastelum just didn't turn up and looked like he was terrified of anything landing which isn't surprising after the beating he took in the 5th round against Adesanya. We will see how things play out.

This. I'm right here.

Im looking at the 248 lineup and I struggle to give the card more than a 5/10 by PPV standards. That's average, so whatever. I'm not complaining. Just commenting.

If you beat Wonderboy you're ready for elite competition, he was just always going to lose those matchups.

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but fatstelum nearly knocked out pisshmael? if joel lands a clean feint ishamanabad is toast

he clearly wasnt ready, said so himself, and got completely owned when he got there. your argument is weak.

Based Stipe Bro speaking truth

but he never beat wonderboy

So everyone who gets knocked out due to bad defence just wasn't ready and was rushed and with a few more fights would've been a totally different fighter? That explains why Vick lost to Gaethje he just needed a dozen more fights.

Would anyone here be against flyweight being removed?

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maybe, maybe not. saying that because he won a decision over Wonderboy virtually nobody thought he deserved meant he *was* ready, however, is completely wrong.

i recall after the tj sitting on the canvas while cejudo punched his face like 5 times with no answer then he got dropped again trying to get up. get that manlets dick out your mouth

Just because Stipe is white doesn't mean these aren't pathetic cuck posts

Are you dumb? Yes, experience typically makes fighters better.

Figueiredo,Elliott and Pantoja should move up to bantamweight the rest can fuck ff

March 15th, Lee vs Oliveira
Oliveira's been on a quiet tear recently but it's a huge jump in competition, can get do it?

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oh for shure teymur and guida are absolute monsders

There's somethings that fighters refuse to fix or just can't. Vick submitted Mathews, Trugillo and beat Trinaldo. Then he had his career ended, beating up another couple unknows wouldn't have done a thing if 13 fights in he's still reaching for his opponents hands everytime he fights.

Guida man, he's crazy, he'd go out on those Alaskan crab fishing boats like it was nothing. I guess the Octagon™ isn't so scary when you've gone through that.

Lee is a brainlet/gaslet/chinlet and had nearly 20lbs on Gillespie which as a win really impressed people for some reason, so maybe

You're wrong, they rushed Till against Wonderboy and Wonderboy got handily beat, it paid off and Till proved himself, Wonderboy had just dominated Masvidal as well.

Then he stuffs all of Woodleys takedowns and then leads with an uppercut and his chin in the air, next fight shows zero head movement and refusal to change set up or do anything other than shake his head when hit, that type of fight IQ will never be bred out.

I wasn't talking about Vick, you're the one that brought him up. The conversation was about Till, whose main problem was that he moved backwards in a straight line with no head movement. He's since fixed that problem, as seen in the Gastelum fight, so clearly experience benefitted him.

maybe, I think he is the more confident striker and more dangerous on the ground. Lee might just bully him on the ground though if he doesn't get submitted early.

This, desu.

Lol. He doesn't know I live in Ohio and he can't comprehend supporting a local. Stay miserable, lonely onions boy.

>He's since fixed that problem
He hasn't though, his fix was to throw less, clinch more and still needs to move his whole body out the pocket as he can't slip. Gastelum was flat footed that fight, had no interest in trying to enter the pocket or blitz in and now once against Till is begging to skip the competition and get the title shot and looks like it might be happening.

How does she regain her cuteness so quickly after being smashed?

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This. Why the f*** didn´t he keep his hands up? It´s what you learn in the first boxing lesson.

Lee has a better physique and longer reach but they are the same height and weight, don't know if big brain this. It doesn't make sense. Wheres Oliveira's weight distributed to? His legs? Mind you muscle is heavier than fat

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UFC is fake which is why so many fighters leave their hands down, it's in the script.

So now what? Does the title goes back to triple cuck? The division is cut?

i.4cdn.org/tv/1582940457187.webm

Me and the heem lads having some bantz

Yup, just yesterday i discovered Megan and i also find her to be quite fappable.

figu will end the triple cuck meme

>UFC is fake

For me heem is love, heem is life.

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>and Wonderboy got handily beat
retard

Nah. Especially not now.

luke's honestly okay its just that a lot of the time he just cant help himself,
instead of not acting like a complete pretentious cock head, he chooses to be one to push what he feels is correct, like when he was pissed about dana being at the trump thing and was whining the fans gave kevin lee shit for doing the bernie thing and then used very selective screenshots to prove this point even tho the same thing could have been done the other way around, and that he was saying the fans praising dana for being a trump supporter are the same saying keep politics out mma,
overall hes just kind of a faggot sometimes

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[spoiler] h

the division is done. there's no champ. figureido can't be trusted to make weight so they likely won't book another fight. flyweight is bellator tier atm.

Without resorting to low brow humour, unequivocally state who your favourite female fighter happens to be. Also what is your retort to Luke Thomas calling most MMA fighters terrible human beings?

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I like listening to him. But he's definitely a hypocritical douchebag. He criticises others when they give interviews to people without being critical enough, but then goes and gives an extremely easy interview to Joshua Fabia. If Ariel had done an interview like that, Luke would have been shitting on him for not being hard enough on Fabia.
So he's a douchebag but still has some good analysis and presentations skills.

How do you see Romero vs Israel playing out?

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where are the picks?

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>Also what is your retort to Luke Thomas calling most MMA fighters terrible human beings?
Luke is an asshole who easily dismisses others. He especially seems to hate anyone in flyover country who doesn't aspire to live in either DC, NYC or California. ("Zeroes", as he calls them.)
But like I said here , I still like listening to him.

Having Brian there on Mortal Kombat as a much less preachy co-host is essential for the show.

Israel pretty easily winning.

lee cuts more weight and oliviera has a longer torso

Post Walkout Songs for your mma fight in fantasy land
youtu.be/uf-TjHGKBRU

The most dominant GnP victory the UFC has ever seen. Yoel hates Israel and it will show.

Israel Adesanya vs. Yoel Romero
Zhang Weili vs. Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Beneil Dariush vs. Drakkar Klose
Neil Magny vs. Li Jingliang
Alex Oliveira vs. Max Griffin

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Romero
Weili
Klose
Magny
Oliveira

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Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a fucking sentence together man. You kidding me right now. He's reaching for... He's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine. And the wine is already singing... like a violin... with that cheese and wine... ahmmm...

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Call me the Illuminati crusher
youtu.be/1yUvMuple5I?t=20

we got too cocky jones bros

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>Cejudo is going back to FW
based

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mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/02/joseph-benavidez-refreshing-not-facing-henry-cejudo-it-would-just-be-a-circus

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Romero
JJ
Klose
Magny
Oliveira

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cejudo actually stepping up to save flyweight for no reason

i don't like manlets bro

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cejudo never beat mighty mouse

i agree it was a robbery

I been fuckin hoes and poppin pillies man I feel just like a rockstar

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A Brazilian named Davidson? Yeah, I call bullshit on that.

onl;y getting hit by women/soft lighting with diffusion

Romero
Zhang
Klose
Magny
Griffin

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Why did Luke rage quit the discord again?

I wish Cejudo had just fought and beat that retard Benividez just so he can hold his belt while he flushes Baldo' guess he still has the belt..

instagram.com/p/B9Ms7jEJdZC/

Romero
Weili remeber me
Klose
Jingliang
Oliveira

Use this pic

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Very easy double leg

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You're all a bunch of jive turkeys

Is that Tyrone Woodley? They all look the same to me. Fighters that is.

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>instagram.com/p/B9Ms7jEJdZC/
>Shuffled through my iPod to find a good song to motivate me for the pain. Found “My Way” by Limp Bizkit. It makes me think of this great Vegeta music video.... The Prince of Saiyans who is always second best.
holy based

>Dude, most people in life aren't especially good. I mean truly high character people. People who show that consistently over time. I am not one of those people. It's a special trait. Why would MMA be any different? My god. The overreacting to this obvious truth is weird.
wat a loser

/ourgirl/

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>Pissrael
>Weili
>Dariush (who?)
>Jingliang (another who?)
>Griffin

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Looks like a roided out Moot.

I broke down adesanya vs Romero
streamable.com/l2rg9
streamable.com/l2rg9

forrest griffin

He missed weight and was gifted a decision in his hometown.

>dariush and leech
>who?
based cazzie

Israel
Weili
Klose
Don't Care, probably Magny
Oliveira

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>I train six days a week, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So six days a week I will be training.

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Clearly won.

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who is that dude?

>Israel Adesanya
>Yoel Romero
>Israel
>Yoel
why do both of these nigs have Hebrew names?

They are the real jews

Stop, you're asking questions you really don't want to know the answer to.

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twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1234188027918004228
what the fuck is this

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A presumable Makhachev win.

best part is that this fight would have been a war because there was a nearly a melee before it even began

streamable.com/mnmq1

here's what happened from my seat, crowd wanted to lynch the ref after that stoppage

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We wuz kikes n shit.

Just shows you how pathetic Americans are.

I’ll eat your peaches raw boy

Debate this
youtu.be/3ijlqR6S_64

Got some banger memes for the next thread so let’s Heem this 1rq k?

That’s an offensive slur.

lol my track coach would give us 200m times for our 1600m

my name is the weili. heemember me.

Don't worry. I use it all the time and I'm not offended at all.

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You literally posted a fantasy about Stipe fucking another girl that's what cuck posting is. Doesn't surprise me you're from Ohio though typical cuckeye mentality.

Darren till would heem pissrael

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He dragged the bit on for too long. There is this moment where Brian starts faking it, you can see it. The beginning was funny, though.

I want Kai Kara to win the SW belt, so that tiny little NZ gym can have 3 ( three) Champions.

It’s only cuckoldry if it’s your girl. If you just want someone else to get laid, that’s pretty normal. I mean if you aren’t rooting for your bros to get laid are they really your bros

Not the same guy btw

her wrestling and jits is non-existant. like blue belt bjj. but her strikings legit.

Do you know what rooting means in Australia?

No

i think drew dober one was only one cclose to this

Probably something gay.

yoelito via ko 3rd
weili via ko 1st
dariush via sub 2nd
leech via ko 1st
cowboy via ko 1st

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If you really wanted your bros to get laid you’d do it yourself coralstyle

streamable.com/htife

You think Schaub has seen The Expanse?

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The disrespect!

Absolutely not.

Schaub has seen everything relevant.

He just pretends to see everything relevant. In reality he's too busy dressing himself.

streamable.com/zf1ad

Gastellum gave as good as he got. It was a war and he blew up the face of what people are now claiming is an untouchable champion (while also claiming whittaker was never good)

Yoel
Joanna for lulz
Drakkar
Magny
Griffin

this kid is a super star

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So the people who post about Ngannou fucking pvz aren't cucks now?

Yoel
Zhang
Klose
Jingliang
Oliveira

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U heard of incarus? Schaub put it on the map

>too shitty to win fights
>too gay to cum raw in his wife's puss

why even live

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Whittaker was never good

Talking about the Till fight

Also Milking a Murderer, b.

youtu.be/En-u2yQ7saM
Countdown.
Boutta take a nap watching this

Benavidez was done way before entering the octagon. Imagine having to be filmed by a kneeling cameraman.

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surely this time romero will use his wrestling?

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if he doesn't ill unboy him

give this autist more fights, Dana
hairy chest boys, rise up

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is pico legid or another jre hype job?

I've been to Pinar del Rio. Saw the most gorgeous 11 year old on the planet and I'm not even pedo

Would unironically love to see him heem a top 5 fighter.

He's turning into a prima donna, refusing to fight anyone below him while accusing everyone above him of ducking,

that 11 year old? yoel romero.

I thought 1897 was when he started fighting. Buncha holes in the story.

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I gotta say, the Cutelaba stoppage was one of my most depressing fight fan moments. The ref literally stopped the fight as Ion was throwing a punch. It was the best fight on the card and all we had to look forward to after that was a wmma mismatch and turbo manlets

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>hes probably one of the best representations of genetics the human race has ever known
i fucking hate joe rogan

Worst defensive striker in MMA but has all the other tools, won't ever be a real contender, 2nd greatest teenage wrestler in history

Pico is our Michael Jackson bee

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Who makes the thread?

>ROMERO IS SUCH A BEAST MAN
>HE'S A GENETIC FREAAK!!!

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Extremely talented except for the fact he gets hit easily so he's probably already flushed.

Does anyone know what is on his arm?

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lol did he say that?

GRIDs

staph party

ebola

nigger AIDS

corona

kek

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talmbout a new thread?

...

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