Corona begone edition
Races today:
01.03 Kuurne-Bruxelles-Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 Royal Bernard Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 - 05.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
01.03 Grand Prix Manavgat - Side 1.2
01.03 International Rhodes Grand Prix 1.2
And maybe if the thread will lives that long:
03.03 Le Samyn 1.1
Profiles, startlists and streams in thread.
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another plot-twist from UAE
Imagine going to such a shitty country
based Pat
the virgin "sir" brailsfors vs the chad DON patje
Noooo you optimise your gain on your 10 year career.
This. And its not like he hasnt had successes with Ineos. His role there is actually pretty good, he gets enough opportunities in classics and small stage races, he only has to work his ass off in the grand tours. I think Pat is just a bit butthurt.
Actually is best year is 2017 with Sky where he wins MSR and Strade bianche so pat is just super buthurt.
Mens madison at track worlds is also on today, gonna be a good day
Once again ignoring Tour du Rwanda you RACIST
where can i watch this?
Looks based.
>its a no breakaway allowed day
my kind of day
in ~1 hr
Royal Bernard Drome Classic (1.Pro)
Livron-sur-Drôme - Livron-sur-Drôme
203 km
startlist:
procyclingstats.com
streams:
tiz-cycling-live.io
eurosportplayer.com
(ambient sound stream)
nvm, its ogre
First for Jasper Stuivmans
*sips*
aaaaaa
GVA
>cofidis
Oh no no viviANO confirmed corona virus infected.
The country is fine it was some italian faggots from the staffs that brought the virus.
still 5 stars from sporza?
some odds for KBK. Jakobsen the big favourite
alpecin
Still no stream?
>degenkolb
lmao, are they serious
What is the best GVA timeline?
>always 2nd or 3rd timeline
>always late to the breakaway timeline
I'm thinking there won't be a Strade Bianche anyway this year :( which would make me very sad
Kuurne-Bruxelles-Kuurne (1.Pro)
Kuurne - Kuurne
201 km
Startlist:
procyclingstats.com
the eternal 2017 timeline of course
nothing personnel kiddo
>Jungles
I want to believe
for me, its Bol
>doubting bobby jingels
Damn, i really want GVA to win something big this year, just to shut /cyc/ up :(
Where is that "GVA will never win anything again" poster when we need him
Walloons don't wake up before 2 on a sunday
chute de Lampaert twitter.com
here I am, but he's not considered a favourite for this race anyway
Better to be safe than sorry, lad
Walloon subhumans are just waking up from their bingedrink and now they gave to collect their welfare and foodstamps try again in an hour
>Bobby Jungles
>Daggerpiston
>Sace Bowl
youtube.com
Always a good race
no way he's in shape for MSR
Test
Damn, mr. stealyourgirl
>één showing highlights from a meme cx race when live road cycling is going on
cringe
when's the stream
>Just 74 more laps of female track cycling
lmao
(it's Valentin Madouas btw)
Goddamnit, when does it actually start?
ambient streams are on. although no actual footage of KBK atm
Where can i watch this?
>wins Olympic road race after missing the "winning move" but the front group all crash out
Now that would be kino.
Eurosportplayer
Finally, michel en jose
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Sporza, since I'm positive we won't have a decent commentary by José and Michel. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
Finally stream bois
I need something to do on my katerdag
The lads have better quality road than most of europe.
Love the Hotondberg, me
SHIIMANOOOO
>Shimano in charge of neutral service
every single time
V E R S N I P P E R I N G
*sips*
now this is racing
unironically great to watch live
Asgreen looking very strong
>Moscon DQ
l m a o
Moscon disqualified
>Moscon DQ
>MOSCON dq
its really great, i watched the copenhagen 100 km madison which was pretty insane, they averaged 54 km/h iirc
Niki Terpstra and Iljo Keisse won it ahead of Mads Pedersen and Michael Mørkøv
>its literally nothing
bunch of poofs
moscon innocent
Attaque de Van Avermaet!
Moscon is such a mong lmao
Who is commentating alongside Magnus on UK Eurosport?
Umm, you'd better watch your backs anons
*TOOT TOOT*
Pedersen looks like shit
>moscon
lmao
Reminder Moscon is /ourguy/, fuck the belgians
based
Also;
Greg showing his low iq again baka
POST YOU ARE BIKES LADS
Quick Step should chase this, Stybar probably won't win in that group, but Jakobsen in a bunch sprint is a pretty safe bet
>sram
a fucking toothpaste
My name is not Lefevre btw
>SRAM
hello moleman
hmmmm
lmao
Got a new gravel/winter/commuter bike few months ago. Still gotta build some new wheelsets for it before summer.
>sram
>sram
>SRAM
based
Moscon is such terrible retard.
Begone moron.
don't commute on that or else it'll get stolen in a week lad
based
Go onto reddit and celebrate his DQ then!
>Jeroen accidentally saying his own name
>he sucks the cock of a bouhanni tier pizzaiolo
End yourself tbqh
cyc has always been a moscon supporting board
Based jungle bob
Based Bob
I've commuted on it daily since I built it, don't even lock it up at work. Though it stays behind locked doors and under camera surveillance in an office building. That bike won't even be the first to go if someone decides to steal the bikes, there are much more expensive bikes people commute with.
I don't even like Assgreen, plz don't win
Hello Sebastian Reichenbach, still mad?
Why would you not like him
>A bunch of retards support moscon for 1/2 years
>/cyc/ is a longlife moscon board
Don't embarass yourself.
Btw, it matches with the fall of /cyc/ which turn into a /bet/ like shit thread.
I miss comfy /cyc/ with good fellas like brazilbro.
Madison champions, are you even trying rest of the world?
Cavagna is a fucking madlad
C O R O N A
>it's another top egotist DQS sprinter transfers to another team and flops season
WHEN will they learn?
literally nothingburger
N I B B L E S
the most obvious juiced rider in the peloton
don't remember Longo Borghini DQS for this
You just know that quick-slip is going to find a way to lose this.
could have killed him
How do you pronounce Cees Bol?
For me it's R. Jans
lmao
For what? Touching another rider's equipment?
Based, fuck MLS
I remember that, very based
Well that escalated quickly
Asgreen is stronger than 3 whole teams lmao
>cat cycling
>based
yikesola, only one reason to watch
>Allah flip
Kees Bol
Thank you, in my head I wanted to pronounce it at Sees
is puck watching
Based assgreen murdering this belgian pleb
kek
Oh no no no
Based Clark
>missing the turn
lel those guys going straight ahead
peloton seppuku
Simon Clarke (EF) wins Royal Bernard Drome Classic. Barguil 2nd, Nibbles 3rd
kek
Ummm based department? He's going to make it
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
wtf based day for danish cycling
lame, super fucking lame
might be right
Jungelsed
>the fucking city of the peloton
>its a peloton is retarded KBK episode
every single year
Absolute fucking state of the peloton
shows that peloton is absolutely castrated if DQS sitting out the chase.
Comes from amateur danish team to Quick Step, immediately becomes one of the greatest riders in the world
top 10
DQS is basically the Ineos of Classics
:^)
KBK top 10
Thx
Stuyven had a strong weekend
>Asgreen drinking a can of beer
based
gotta try this strap thingy. almost lost my garmin in crashes couple of times.
0% :^)
explain
>gesgroenepeloeze
=grassy green lawn
Briek Schotte, one of the most legendary flandriens
thanks
I'm getting scared of corona guys, a hospital in the area has been closed off. I don't want to die before Mathieu wins a monument :(
weird how I see this being used only lately.
don't worry, bro. It only kills boomers.
ngl i never used it but i might put it on now
can't see a lot of races being ridden this season
seems like a local nieghborhood community.
photo of Briek Schotte, sort of a legend over here
>tfw I realized that F is probably for facebook, and not for respect
What if I'm one of the 0.2% though
those are people with pre-existing conditions I think
Good job Netherlands
See you guys in 26 days for the next race, the E3 Harelbeke
This bitch gets to be a professional bc of her face and bc she lives in Belgium while I dont even have a chance bc I live in fucking Canada
Le Samyn is based though
>tfw this season will be reduced due corona to opening weekend, E3 and the WC's in switzerland
>TREK
that's a big logo
Notice the big chainring, rumour says that the 10 cog sucks so much that they avoid using it and just effectively ride 11 speed with normal ratios
state of this bike
I want San Remo it's not fair reeeeee
I wish for rainy Strade AAAAAAAH
absolutely disgusting
AXS is such a fucking disaster desu. The derailleur mounted batteries are still shit, the front shifting is still a fucking mess and no one likes the 10 tooth combined with smaller chainrings which is supposed to be the selling point of the group. It's telling that teams are running a supposedly revolutionary 12 speed drivetrain with specially made legacy chainrings in what is essentially a 11 speed configuration.
What are some Hambini approved bike brands?
Why do you care?
Time, Look, Yoeleo, Light Bicycle, Hongfu, Dengfu. Embrace the chink carbon, I for one have done so and have absolutely no complaints. About to order some new rims from Light Bicycle soon.
ok yes pucks whole life is unfair but cmon
>I dont even have a chance bc I live in fucking Canada
if you get results and know people in canada with connections to europe (ie national level coaches, ex pros, current pros, anyone really) its not that hard to get a shot with a french or belgian amateur team to spend a season with em. if your legs are good and you have results to prove it then theres no problem. its like applying for a job.
if youre complaining about the abysmal racing infrastructure out here then yes its ass but it shouldnt stop you.
what about Giant then?
From what I've heard they're good. Also the TCR I had for a week was great. Even if it's a kite compared to pretty much any other bike out there.
i rather buy from taiwan than china.
Have we heard from the two riders who went straight in the roundabout? Have they been found and stopped?
Sure, but that becoming increasingly difficult to do if you’re not coming out of your last year as a junior with a couple big results.
Though if you’re lucky/decent enough you can pretty much race the same calendar as the domestic pros.
This violent ape is at it again, how many times does he have to chimp out before they actually kick him out?
oh come on, let homie be horny on main
oh no, it's in France too
>Ryan Cavanagh
sounds like Remi Cavagna's evil variant
You just know we're gonna have abysmal weather for Paris Roubaix but the race is cancelled.
>he deleted his twitter and instagram
OH NO NO
>Team Ineos said after Moscon hit Fortuneo-Samsic rider Elie Gesbert at the 2018 Tour de France that he would be sacked for any more misconduct
Time for justice.
somehow, I doubt Ineos will sack him. They're kinda short of trusted domestiques atm. Poels left, Kiriyenka retired, Kwiatkowsky in the state of perpetual crisis since last season. I expect them give another bullshit excuse and just let him be.
STRADE BIANCHI WILL NOT BE CANCELED
STRADE BIANCHI WILL NOT BE CANCELED
Looks like KINO is back on the menu
This thing could've exploded by the time San Remo rolls around, of course RCS wants it to go ahead, but local municipialíties and the state might cancel it if things go even more to shit
/cyc/ is not a place for such negativity!
agreed. bump for a good luck.
They're not going to put out such an announcement without some indication from authorities that it's likely to be possible.
Things can always change, of course.
I mean there were like 400 more cases today in Italy alone, I can't even imagine where they are in a couple of weeks
lmao just get some Guardia Civil to come and help, quarantine the entire route, and air that shit on TV. No need to ruin it for everyone because you can't be on the side of the route.
oh yeah i'm sure the state will totally spend resources on that and cause even more mass panic by banning people from public squares
I don't fucking care, I just want my races.
based
>Štybar said DQT are considering they might not race in Italy since no one wants to be 14 days in quarantine.
Man, everyone is gonna be begging to ride Paris Nice over Tirreno this year lmao
By the time those races take place france will be in as bad abshape as italy
Yeah, we're all fucked. Omloop/Kuurne might be the only two important races raced this season
Paris - Nice will be good.
>Roglic, Bernal, Quintana and Pogacar in the starting list
Honestly I don't get why these events are cancelled. There are still 1 million of people taking public transport in Paris everyday, why the fuck would you cancel an event where there is at most what 2k people at the end, in an open air situation?
shut up
Because line must go up
More important than some boomers watching lycra clad men riding bikes
because muh economy, can't have people skipping their jobs can we now goyim
But I want to buy the dip. Let it all crash!
I'm sure these races are worth quite a bit, especially if you account the low risk of 2000 boomer outside for 10 minutes.
It's also for rider safety though, most countries are strongly advicing against travelling to a lot of regions in Italy
Who is crazy enough to go to that shithole in those conditions? Riders should protest honestly.
twitter.com
BASED. Nigger chimp btfo.
you shut your whore mouth
>His sports director Davide Bramati added: “Julian is disappointed because he wanted to win, but when the rain came, his legs became stiff.”
PTSD from WC
mfw it's corona
>peaks for 6 months, including tdf
> dead next year
I hope vdp learns from this and never do GT
>"South Korea declared a war on corona virus"
that's it guys, corona is finished. Its only course of action is to offer unconditional surrender and sign peace treaty effective immediately.
Lmao yikes
Probably the most low iq person thzt used to be on the peloton
>Zico
>Zico Waeytens
>Lengte: 1,78 m
>Gewicht: 67 kg
Lol what is this manlet going to do. When will they learn?
are they going to execute the infected like the North did?
just 24/7 kpop torture I guess
>Breakfast Club theme starts playing
Le Samyn (1.1)
Quaregnon - Dour
201.9 km
Its over, rim cucks
starts in 1 hr just after women's race.
Literally forced by sponsors
Disccuck
well, I hope locals won't chicken out.
cyclingnews.com
woah, the size of this forehead
high test
incoming rain kino
Good to see Tete de la Course back doing work
Please watch samyn memefest
Just one attack after another
Yes, he was conspicuously absent in the weekend.
Shit, only just tuned in. Didn't know there was koers between KBK and Strade
>hodeg
>tfw pronounced his name wrong for two years
>watched Tour of Colombia with spanish commentary for the first time
>realized my mistake
habbenings
Damn I missed all of this. Caught the last 4 km at least. It's something.
Lame
>Quick step
SeneVIRGIN
CHADstetter
>Sénéchal
Israel'ed
why is he crying? it's 1.1 race.
Based Israel
Looks like its his first win as s pro
he has a stage win at tour de l'Ain according to PCS
ugly-ass châteaus were shown on this race. disappointing.
Oh I missed that because it was lower down the list, his bogfest win then
fuck
colombian - Gaviria?
twitter.com
Seems like God hates INEOS too
cyclingnews.com
>Nicolas Portal, french manager of Ineos cycling team, died at 40 (Heart attack)
holy shit, wtf is going on?!
F, as much as I don't like Skyneos, Portal seems to be a good dude.
damn
He was an AG2R bro', F.
F
>it's real
F. Sounds like he had heart problems before so this wasn't completely out of the blue.
heart attack at 40
Don't do drug lads
COME THE FUCK ON
reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Chad careless french government
>Virgin apprehensive italian government
His first sentence doesn't make any sense
F
F
What does this mean for Giro? Is there a chance they will cancel it?
Yes, it most likely will be
FUCK YOU ITALY
Sad is true
fuck i just want Dumoulin to win another grand tour and shit in their streets again..
Everyone is riding the tour anyway, giro was only for the Remco meme this year
Can't they just hold the Giro somewhere that is not a shithole country? The Dakar rally is not in Senegal anymore either, something needs to be done. IT NEEDS TO GO ON
lock the people in their houses
This. Hold the giro in the UK this year.
Damn, Van Avermaet would have won Strade, he's been climbing really well
UK is getting hit hard too
JUST DO THE FUCKING RACE WHO THE FUCK CARES IF SOME ITALIANS DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what a fucking simps. why don't you surrender your WT license first then?
what a bunch of homos
And the shitshow continues. According to Russian MSM, the rider in question is Boev. Another Russian case is mechanic Dmitryi Filippovich.
Sponsor and all but I don't get it for the pros. Who'd like to ride an alpine tour stage with a kilo on their bike?
Just bought a di2 disc bike myself. It's mint but not if I my income depended on riding up a mountain the fastest.
>who'd like to ride an alpine tour stage with disc brake?
Anyone trying to go fast in the descent?
even godly descenders like Nibbles can't win much time by descending alone.
Discs are amazing on descents. Also as long as the bike is 6.8 kg it's fine. You can get there even with a disc bike, even with deep wheels. Though that requires the frame not to be porky and does take some cash money.
oh fuck off
It makes a huge difference, and now they can get disc bikes to the 6.8 limit, so there is absolutely no reason not to use them
Slovenian media reporting that Pogačar will stay in quarantine until march 14th and that there are fears that UAE don't know how to handle the virus since it's already spreading through the hotel where the cyclists are staying in quarantine.
avoiding Italy like it's a warzone
I want my fucking strade on saturday damnit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cowards. It's over, bros. Even if the races won't be cancelled, they're basically dead already with all teams pulling out. No italian classics this weekend for us.
Good to see some common sense. while most people are sleep walking to their death. Now cancel the Giro already.
It will all be canceled, just like the Olympics.
Deal with it
I just had an idea, maybe if the Giro gets cancelled we could get together and do some riding ourselves? I can get camping stuff and maybe some other things (drugs or we could just relax). We can make it happen!
Can't blame them considering how much of a weak sissy poomoulin is. They need to protect him against any possible illness.
Invite some refugees that are now flooding Europe again to your little tour.
This is the year for Gilbert in MSR
What do you mean, I don't want to hang out with refugees but I just want to chill with my /cyc/ friends! I won't do anything weird I promise, we could just do a ride together and in the evening hang out and maybe do some drugs but it's all voluntary of course. What do you guys think?
let's do the spring classics in the autumn
fuck it, let's just make stage race from classics
*misses the break*
>it's another buttrape cannibal hans episode
so just any race, anywhere? wtf why?
What a beta team.
In hell for being at Evilos
>Mitchelton-Scott withdraw from all men's and women's racing until March 22
>Australian team to miss events including Strade Bianche, Paris-Nice, Tirreno-Adriatico, Milan-San Remo and Trofeo Binda
>all classics are moved to random dates
>Mathieu "peak all year long" van der poel wins everything
Based
Makes sense, I mean the Yates brothers are asthma sufferers aren't they? Sky have lots of asthmatics too, hence the tue's, they'd do well to steer clear from any viral infection
Idea: Flashmob classics to avoid crowds of spectators.
