/nba/ - LaChina Edition

Sorry but Westbrook is on the Thunder. Stop posting your cringe jersey swaps lmao

Is this the ugliest NBA duo East of LA?

There's some radical things they can do, but these would rock the boat the least:

>change the rules/officiating to make guarding perimeter players allowed instead of every touch being a foul
>remove the back to the basket 5 second rule so post up play becomes more viable
>make the supermax contract not count against the cap (make it only count as a regular max contract) for the team that signs the contract (it still fully counts against the cap if you trade the player to a new team), so that a teams cap situation doesn't get super fucked because they want to keep someone like Lillard. Make the supermax available only after a player has been on the same team for 3+ years
>make the regular season slightly shorter and make a mid season tournament where each win is counted as 2 regular season wins (likely round robin style with the 4 winners of each round robin group go to a single elimination final 4)

AHAHAHAHAHA THE SHITTY OF POOSTON
THE FECAL-MATTER ENCRUSTED BEARD OF JAMES SHITDEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow what team is going to win the Allen Crabbe sweepstakes I can't wait.

celtics cant guard the GOAT, brodie taking over

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Westgod is a whole chocolate cake with a glass of milk on the side.

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Imagine if Westbrook had good shooters around him in 2016-17

Imagine if OKC had a stretch 5 like Horford plus Durant

Imagine if KD wasn't a weak beta male of the highest order.

THE GOAT

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Cope

Dude tatum just kicked eric gordon in the ballls wtf

Agree, though I would remove corners and extend the line instead.

>change the rules/officiating to make guarding perimeter players allowed instead of every touch being a foul
>remove the back to the basket 5 second rule so post up play becomes more viable
Agreed
>make the supermax contract not count against the cap (make it only count as a regular max contract) for the team that signs the contract (it still fully counts against the cap if you trade the player to a new team), so that a teams cap situation doesn't get super fucked because they want to keep someone like Lillard. Make the supermax available only after a player has been on the same team for 3+ years
Interesting, but i think that hassome plothole somewhere that teams like the warriors would take advantage of
>make the regular season slightly shorter and make a mid season tournament where each win is counted as 2 regular season wins (likely round robin style with the 4 winners of each round robin group go to a single elimination final 4)
I like this idea, but instead of this, I would like something like a division tournament before the normal regular season that influences it. Maybe a score system too instead of W-L%

Celtshits getting PTSD again lmaooo

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who wore it best?

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God Westbrook was so good that season.

>that season
hes the GOAT, every season

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>before the season
That doesn't break up the monotony of the regular season like my idea which cuts the season in 2 while also making like 10-20 games of the season part of a tournament where teams will try extra hard to win games like the playoffs.. And if they don't count for actual wins/losses in some preseason thing, then players probably won't give a fuck and we'll just get summer league 2.0

That season is one of the best all time dude. I don't think more than 3 guys had that many clutch shots last 2 minutes in a season.

jayson tatums baby looks white as fuck

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imagine...

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This girl needs to grow her hair out.

he looks just like tatum

dude got greedy at the end there. Then again he basically got away with it so I can't even fault him at that

>Harden literally shit himself
Kek

>get smashed by grizzlies
>beat pelicans tomorrow

Lakers must really want the griz in the 8th seed

terrible taste

damn can I really just get away with shit like this in public

>the look on her face
kek

he literally sniffed so hard that she heard it lmao.

>the step back shart
no wonder guards don't get near him

Lakers really are nothing without Captain Holocaust himself.

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how da fuck did Dontony manage to unbrick the Brodie

sauce ?

I ain't got no type....

based chubby chaser

The Truth flashbacks

my celshits ain't winning this :)

>not wearing your aerodynamic athletic diapers when you play ball

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The only way the Celtics can win is if Marcus Shart goes full flop mode and makes Harden foul him twice in a row like that one time

>people unironically think that the celtics aren't complete and utter frauds

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if you ain't ballin so hard you shit yourself, you ain't a great one

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harden literally shit himself the day after giannis shits on him lmaoo

>CELTSHITS SO DESPERATE THEY PLAYED ZONE

>AGAINST A 3PT SHOOTING TEAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my celshits just can't beat the cockshits they live rent free in their heads :(

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brodie does it again, hes getting his ring this year

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GIVE SMART YOUR ENERGY

TATUM HAS FAILED US

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What does corona mean for the NBA? Will it be cancelled?

How the hell did Nunn go undrafted?

tick tock 7 footers. Once Brody wins the hip this year, you dinosaurs will be out of the league.

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Harden is bricking this away but the Celtics can't rebound

Holy shit

JB is shit this game

Zone + other team memechucking will do that for you.

LETS GO CELTICS!!!!!!!

leltics with no heart or hustle

BOX OUT YOU RETARDS

Celtics are uniquely bad at punishing other teams that play smallball

COVINGTON WEW

WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD WESTGOD

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my celshits always play tightly for 45 minutes then the last 3 minutes their lead will get blown open because they are mental midgets :)

westbrook just shat on all of boston

brodie goat status alert

BRODIE out here catching bodies

>Harden bricks 5 straight stepback 3s with 4 minutes to go
>still wins

FUCK YOU BOMBSHITON

Imagine trusting Brickward with shooting 3 late in game down 6 :)

Houston is Russ' team now

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What's wrong with Harden? He's been playing like shit since new year. This is Westgod team now.

Harden is such a fucking choker holy shit

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poopoo doorstop man trying his hardest to throw this game

5 year college player who was dismissed from his team for battery charges and had to transfer to a new team and never put up great stats the whole time.

Fuckin Harden with the turnover

ITS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP

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Will we ever see a rookie win MVP?

Harden's game is so awful when he's off. I mean it's hard to look at when he's on too but damn

brodie.

Harden is so fucking dumb

Why are you taking contested 3s while up 6 and throwing bounce passes against a halfcourt trap with no one near you?

this was always westbrook's team, we all knew this.

Me next year bro

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>harden follows up his trash talk by playing like shit and actually shitting himself

MVP MVP MVP MVP

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Wilt did.

Remember when people were saying dumb shit like Brodie wasn't great and Steven Adams was helping him statpad. Brodie is literally better than ever with no center at all.

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FUCK HARDEN

SMART GOAT

my celshits still aren't winning this :)

Westbrook needs to intentionally miss, make it a lose ball, don't let the Celtics rebound immediately.

no ones clickin this schizo shit bruh

Rustle Clutchbrook

>Westbrick loses all ability to shoot in the post season
>Harden always turns over or bricks in the postseason
Which round are they going to be bounced in?

this has to be fake lmao wtf

>Harden making a good win turn into a potential overtime loss

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MORE LIKE LOSTON

JAYSON CHOKEUM

WTF FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK THE TRUTH HE WAS OVERRATED

OHHHHHHH

>COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS >COCKSHITS

HOLY BASED

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

OHHHHHHH

lmao

nice one pooston

WTF LUCKY

OH NO NO NO NO

Why people can't differentiate good players on perfect situations to great players on ok situations?

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>HARDUMB
>HARDUMB
>HARDUMB
>HARDUMB
>HARDUMB
>HARDUMB

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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When the going gets tough, the Harden gets memechucky

HAHAHAHAHA THE STATE OF YOU

HOLY FUCK

this powerball split screen is tremendous considering that lottery shot from brown :)

>cockshits
>har_en

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I'M SO SORRY I DOUBTED YOU JAYLEN
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

you were saying? :)

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOT TO MY ROCKETS

>not fouling so the other team can't shoot a 3

APOLOGIZE

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>CAN'T CLOSE OUT A GAME UP 6
>CAN'T STOP TAKING A STEP BACK CONTESTED 3 UP 6
>CAN'T REBOUND A BALL THAT GOES INTO BOTH HIS HANDS
>CAN'T STOP CHOKING

JAMES HARDEN IS A FUCKING LOSER

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NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU DO THAT HARDEN YOU FRAUD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Somewhere John Wall was shook by that :)

I'm sorry that I underestimated how shit james harden is

MY CELSHITS UNIRONICALLY DON'T DESERVE TO WIN THIS GAME
...BUT....

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Impressive. Very nice.

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danteni don't have the balls to bench harden in OT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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could still lose :(

Fear the Beard

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>harden sharted and slipped
my sides

Brodie can't win with these cats.

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giannis would never

you need the audio to appreciate it

>caring about the rebound when up by 3

AND 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DRUG TEST BRODIE RIGHT NOW!

WESTGOAT CARRYING HARDEN

harden is holding my man brodie back

Bucks will beat the Lakers or Clippers. This season is so over. Unless Giannis dies or Lebron has been sandbagging since he got to LA.

Feels bad for Brodie.

Sadly, yeah, but Yea Forums doesn't allow audio streams Here's Brown's shot

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Westbrook + Covington need to go off

don't click keylogger

LeBron is gonna
>do it for Kobe

love my paul piercesies :)

>James Harden
>good

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Of course here comes the refball like clockwork

Bucks could potentially win it without Giannis at this point. The have 12 guys that could reasonably start on a playoff team.

Audio isn't supported because moot was a fag and thought people would misuse webms for jump scares/ear rape

>Challenging that

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harden just threw this game away, fucking fraud

>refbabby celshits
never change nba

people do do that though so rip

they definitely would

Theis MVP

Never seen someone choke worse than Harden.

It's so natural to him. It's like he breathes water instead of air.

Harden choked again eh

tatum going full brainlet

You were saying?

Couldn’t have Westbrook getting all that clout

Harden and Tatum taking turns being retarded and gay

TNCP CROSSOVER

they need to take harden out of the game

>magnets

CAN HAYWARD HIT

ONE
FUCKING
SHOT

JESUS FUCK

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>Harden almost choking a layup with a wedge

both teams choking like its the 2016 game 7 finals :)

>Harden wedges the ball

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Gordon Failwood

konlulu~

APOLOGIZE

>kektics

GOATBROOOK

what the utter fuck was that

FUCKING CHOKERS :)

They definitely would, but that's an excuse, good jannies should be enough desu

KEK

ROCKETS SURVIVED THE CHOKEOFF

BASED WESTGOD BOXED THE FUCK OUT OF THEIS

FUCK YOU HARDEN YOU TURD

FUCK TATUM TOO

what a meme game
harden fucking blows though he shit himself multiple times physically and mentally

In the Harden vs Giannis debate.

Players I would trade Giannis for: n/a
Players I would trade Harden for: Lebron AD Kawhi Giannis Jokic Curry Luka Zion Lillard KAT KD Trae Klay. Maybe Kyrie Tatum Spicy P

I enjoy watching her murder minecraft animals

bro lmao just drive in youre fuckhuge

>le epic obertime
>ends on haren free throws and inceltics bricking everything

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I FUCKING HATE THIS CHOCKER SON ON A BITCH FUCK YOU HAYWARD FUCK OFF

>get handed the game
>lose
>leltics

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APOLOGIZE TO THE GOAT RIGHT NOW

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>REFS SAVE ME, I KEEP BRICKING AND I CAN'T ACTUALLY SHOOT.

seeHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

>Rockets win because Westbrook boxed out after Harden and the Celtics refused to do so all game

based

>Game winning free throw from Flopden
the NBA is gay

>literally everybody but tatum got shots in OT

>they missed fucking all of them

kemba can you please hurry the fuck back

Rockets win the finals off of a Harden free throw calling it

Russ carrying the Rockets

you can't tell brody don't fuck with this fag interviewer

my celtshits are fucking chokers and why the fuck you give the ball to hayward late in a close game the whiteboi is the softest mental midget ever :)

>tabum
imagine putting all your hopes on this retard

BUT MY 25 POINTS AGAINST SHITTY TEAMS

I’d never watch basketball again in my lifetime

are we gonna have a volcano live gamethread bros?

imagine thinking a beta that refuses to take shots in OT is a superstar

good, because the king already did it and the rockets are winning one for da land

Theis cant win with these cats

Hayward is too coward to play for the celtics

ITT: Exposed frauds

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pfft, another legit W for the celtics, scoreboard don't matter

Once kemba comes back, they are gonna run a fucking train on the rest of this league.
No more fucking grant dumbass williams getting 14 fucking minutes a night.

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Can't believe that shit. Le Superstar Tatum dribbling like an idiot for 20 seconds, Hayward being Hayward. They gave us the game but we fumbled that shit.

if even chile celtie bro is calling you out, you know you're trash :)

brodie more like the goat

you jinxed it :(

imagine the smell

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GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

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my rockies own the leltics :)

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b b b BASED

My rockets getting that second seed. Cap it

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I would have been mad if my celshits won that

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The inceltics are frauds and exposed confirmed?

Remember overtime games are actually ties

yo, the suns getting blown out by a half dead warriors team

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Averaging 26 ppg isn't good?

I'm the Truth and i called game :)

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Night losers

plenty of parking

Thought I couldn't see someone choke harder than Harden.....but then Tatum stepped into the chat...

>rockets win
>lakers lose
>/nba/ copes yet again
when will they ever learn?

we got ourselves a defrozen and the moment we ship his ass out we're getting that chip just like your raptors did but our hands are tied to this perpetual choker at the moment. You leafbro would know this better than anyone else so pls understand :)

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I understand :) dont know who even wants gayward tho :(

they were frauds when they loss 3 times to the sixers, once without embiid and once at home

Just found out my lake shits got smacked by the grizzlies out of all teams :(

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Whiteboy played good. This loss ain't on him.

oh btw, my Pacers are back to playing winning basketball and we're coming for that 3rd seed, Boston

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Boston
>trash city
>trash fans
>trash franchise

what anime are we watching tonight bros?

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justice league season 2

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how do we fix the suns

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god i miss roco. why did my sixers give him up

is he in the GOAT conversation like Thadeus Young?

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because he, reddit, and saric shot 30% on uncontested 3s in that series vs the celtics. Ironic because that roster was by far the best chemistry-wise for simmons/embiid

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>List of players that forgot to wipe their ass in a snowstorm during mardi gras

how can lebron be the goat if the lakers are so shit?

How can he be GOAT if he has such a horrible Finals record?

really activates the ol almonds, doesnt it

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They were up at half too. I want to know what's going on in that locker room.

anybody can be 6'5 and shit themselves in a game, it doesnt take skill.

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The fuck is this gay shit?

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Dey was teammates nigga

I don't grab my teammates like that lol

my celshits just can't win close games. They will go nowhere in the playoffs :)

will the grizshits beat the lakeshits in the first round?

which team is cuter my raptor or my laker?

Just got to the thread late, glad to see you holding it down uk brodie fan.

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Is he going to save the Knicks?

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Only if they decide to start mitchell robinson. They have to be committed to the tank at this point if they arent.

This nigga just looks actually dumb. Who is the dumbest dude who was a star?

Kyrie

Jr smith

He's a crazy conspiracy weirdo but he's actually very articulate when talking. He's not some dumb mouthbreather

smith is a roleplayer not a star cmon now

The shit Kyrie says is just word salad. He talks a lot but says absolutely nothing of substance.

LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP MY WARRIES?

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reminder retards declared the nets better without kyrie but will conveniently ignore tonight's game

Paul Pierce is kind of retarded

Lebron is clearly an idiot

My rapties are currently fucking frauds :) but my dragons finna recover from losing to the bees by blowing out the rocks :) unless they expose themselves again :(

Yeah but imagine already being known as the best player of your generation as a teenager. No wonder he's uneducated

Atlanta Birds
Boston Leprechauns
Brooklyn Strings
Charlotte Bees
Chicago Cows
Dallas Horses
Denver Rocks
LA Ponds
Memphis Bears
Miami Hot
Milwaukee Deer
Minnesota Doggies
New Orleans Ocean Birds
Oklahoma City Weather
Philadelphia Snakes
San Antonio Spuds
Toronto Dragons
Utah Music

Porn's just not doing it for me anymore bros

Have you tried having sexies? :)

Nothing beats a good ol' imagination fap

>/nba/ goes crazy when hornets barely squeak past injured raps but ignore Lakers getting blown out by Memphis

I can still fap to things from ~8 years ago

You forgot my magies and wizzies

Golden State Scrappers
Detroit Ramrods
Houston Launchpads
Orlando Make Believe

>*checks schedule*

WTF WE LOST TO THE GRIZZLIES. NOW GRIZZLIES FANS THINK THEY HAVE A SHOT NOW.

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based?

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Holy fuck as the Clippers grow stronger the Lakers get exposed more and more with each passing week.

Cant wait to see the Clippers go up 3-0 on the season series with them on Sunday.

>butthurt over a tweet
the absolute state of modern athletes

KaLoppers play philly tomorrow.

My kawhi finna repeat as world champs :)

The Clippers are about to manhandle the 76ers, Rockets and Lakers like they did the Nuggets

The greatest Raptors of all time

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>The greatest Raptors of all time
D E L E T E - T H I S.

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>Celtics are a huge threat to the Bu-

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Chris Bosh is the greatest Raptor of all time

How many rings did he win with my rapties :)

Any of you lads ever shit yourself in public before? Be honest. I'm sure James isn't the only one.

my celties didn't even bother to play slow ass giant kanter because he would have been abused by small ball :)

Man so the rumors are true, James Harden really does smell like shit

Kyle Lowry looks like a kid in a candy shop and Kawhi is his proud father

The Shittening

Yeah im thinking the Cockshits are coming out the West :)

>paul "metamucil in my oatmeal" pierce happens to be in the building
>jason tatum's son who is literally named after a euphemism for poop is also also in the building
>james harden gets caught brown bottomed by theis at the rim
>jaylen BROWN squeezes one out at the buzzer
too many coincidences. What'd silver mean by all this?

Ay mane, say mane, leave dat boi harden alone mane, wen u in h town and u sippin that lean, u sippin dat barre dat purpl stuff ya booty cheeks get to relaxin mane

the GOAT does it again, brodie carrying the rockets as usual. your all going to be seething when brodie wins the championship. get aboard the train now while people haven't woke up to the reality, the train is about to leave soon

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A Brodie Vs Bron series would be kino ngl :)

lebron don't want any of that smoke, a notorious choker like lebron will crumble under the pressure of manlet ball

lefraud won't be facing westbrook cause my boy zion finna kick him out in the first round :)

Our zionsies! :)

how do you beat a team of 5 tacos?

>tfw just saw the absolute boneheaded last play of dumbwinddie

my netshits season in a nutshell :)

I always rated Russ.He seemed like the kind of player to get better with age.

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First for my hornies to sting the helpless deers :)

There is no such thing as a Nets fan, it is going to be hilarious seeing all the band wagoners here next season

homie smooches nigga, stay in your lane

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU

proud netties fan since the dlo era, but desu its a totally different vibe now and very close to dropping them. What do? I still love my nigga dumbwiddie and levert :(

Trade Dinwiddie to Orlando for Gordon
Trade LeVert, Allen and Prince for Beal

No homo but Zion is ugly as hell. I don't want him and his pudgy no chin having ass being the face of the league with his doodoo ass haircut.

Lebron is ugly as fuck as well, it is a majority black sport, do you expect every GOAT to look like Chandler Parsons?

LeBron isn't ugly lmao

Also don't care didn't ask plus you're white

Lebron is one of the ugliest people of our time and bald to boot

Kek, Harden literally shitting himself trying to keep up with Giannis

Bruh Rockets have no one to guard Giannis

He's not even the ugliest dude in the league

Yes he is, him and AD are the ugliest duo in the league by far

Lebron look disgusting true

AD is uglier than Bron.

But back to Zion. Whenever I see him I see a fatass with endurance. he looks too pudgy and flabby. Like if booger from ESPN had a kid who played basketball.

AD and Lebron might as well be twins, can’t believe the NBA would allow two ugly guys to be the face of the Lakers. Wilt, Kobe, Magic, West, every Lakers legend with the exception of Kareem was good looking and Kareem was at least articulate. Instead what do you get now? Two gorillas

Are you a salty pelicans fan?

I’m a Lakers fan

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I want to buy Lakers jersey but AD and Lebron too unlikable imo

Same. I'm going to buy a Caurso one

Lebron and AD for Luka and Kristaps, who says no?

LEBRON CHANG

we've all been there

LeMao Jiang :)

>mfw pels trash the lakers

Why haven’t the Blazers traded CJ?

Brodie needs another star he can't win with Shartden :)

WE GON MAK IT OUTTA DA FURST ROUND

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Unconditional support for CCP and LAL

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>watch American media
>everyone talking about Lakers and Clippers
lmao, the Bucks are winning it all this season

I wish but the referees won't allow it

>muh refs
>muh silver
>muh conspiracies
If that was the case then the Lakers would have at least make it to the playoffs last season

You clearly weren’t following it last season because the refs were trying to help the Lakers out every single game once it looked like they were falling out of the playoffs. They always got more free throws and favourable calls. It was blatant, but fortunately the Lakers were just such complete dogshit not even refball could save them

>lebron is the best driver to the basket
>"wow why do they get freethrows"
stats alone don't mean shit

it's like in soccer when losers say winning teams get more penalties. no fucking shit, they attack more

Lol Ariza chimped out because Trae Young styled on him, if you don’t want to get humiliated maybe play some fucking defense?

Bucks will vanish in the playoffs like they always do.

I was watching those games to root against the Lakers you mongoloid. The refball was obvious and not just on Lebron’s behalf

reminder retards declared the nets better without kyrie but will ignore this post and the losing streak

What’s their record/win percentage with and without Kyrie?

They’re bad with him and without him. Just slightly less bad without him.

Which player, prime, would you rather build around?

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>it's that same retard
not even a (you)
>they're better with dinshitty

Dr. J because he’s not a bitch who will leave the first opportunity he gets

>Celtics choke the game away
>Harden chokes away any pride he had by making a stinky during a game
Bucks just keep on winning, even on off nights. >:^)

dr j averaged like .25 from 3, so kd

In the seasons he actually shot one per game he was .33 from the three point line, the rest of his career he never shot more than 0.2 per game

Unironically yes. Kyrie is horrible. He needs to go play in the big 3 because he clearly does not understand that basketball in the NBA is a team sport.

Dinwiddie plays defense and plays point guard, Kyrie’s game works when he is not the primary initiator on offense and has an alpha like Lebron to keep his ego and possessions in check while actually running the offense. Historically Kyrie has made every team, that didn’t have Lebron on it, worse.

Not only does Dinwiddie not play defense, he's more of a chucker than Kyrie
stats.nba.com/players/passing/?sort=PASSES_MADE&dir=1

>be loloston
>lose by free throws
how pathetic is that

Wow, Dinwiddie averages more assist per game with less usage and less passes than Kyrie? Kyrie really sucks cock

its a fact that dinwiddie passes less

And it’s also a fact Kyrie’s teammates score more while playing with Dinwiddie

Every fan in the League knows your Championship dont mean shit. Raptors fans so classless they made the Warriors likeable.

u mad

You gay and your championship got an *

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You gay and the man who won you a ring couldnt get out of that gay city fast enough. Quickest contender to irrelevancy in North American Sports history.

lmao u mad af

You gay and kiss the pinky.

that's normal

Reminder my celties will go nowhere with perpetually shook whiteboi version of defrozen on my team choking away late game shots and missing wide open layups :)

Which shit team were you a fan of that my Rapties demolished?

Tatum is 6’11

Reminder your celties were complete retards not to give up Brown + the Memphis pick for Kawhi

Spurs weren’t trying to get a young player in the trade, they wanted a veteran star. No idea why they got Derozan and gave up DG in the process

lezgobucks

>Leflop

Sauce for them wanting a vet instead of picks and young goons
abc7.com/sports/why-the-other-kawhi-leonard-trades-never-happened/3787413/

KD and there's no doubt in my mind. A version of Erving who's much better at every part of scoring and shooting

Erving was a sub-80% FT shooter which is a bad indicator for his 3P shooting ability

This article says that Jaylen Brown was off the table

Even if he were not they did not want young players and draft picks, they wanted a vet to help them compete in the post season.

>Jimmy Butler is 1-for-15 on FGA to tie or take the lead in the final minute of the 4th quarter or OT this season.
Soft

espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=wllhtyl

Who says no?

Philly

probably Miami as well

hes a pacecuck fan, a franchise thats literally owned by my rapties

>Fortnite dance cam

Bismarck Biyombo
Demar Derozan
Jonas Valanciunas

Kiss the ring we the champs

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the bees are coming yall

youtube.com/watch?v=0jz0GAFNNIo

NEW DRAKE

DEVIN BOOKER AT 3:35

BOOK COMING TO THE MY RAPTIES

inb4 drake gets pop smoked for showing his house

Forgotten players who would be elite today

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jordan

Raptors get one championship off a broken down warriors team and they dont know how to act lmaooo

Ben Gordon

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Jordan would be RJ Barrett in today's league

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Oh no no no no
Did you like when we smoked your team by 47 points a little while back?

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richmond
Hardaway Jr
Schrempf
Okur
Marion
Big Ben
K Mart

Would all be all star starters in today’s East

jordan is literally defrozen with actual defense. so obviously very good.

hahaha you seein this shit french beesbros?

Ur team never got a championship so we'll never know how u act :)

defrozan is shit, ant even lead the spurs to the playoffs with the goat coach and another superstar (aldridge).

defense doesn't matter so jordan would be trash in today's game

most obvious travel ever lmao

How is Aldridge a superstar and not an all star?

bismack is a giannistopper

Read erotic stories or fanfiction, it forces you to use your imagination and undoes the cumbrain effect

33 years I gave that to the game...

33 mil I saved that for the rain...

I don't care much for the blacks.

Lil Uzi > Drake

Future > Anyone else

Drake is the GOAT my raptor is so lucky to have him as our Global Brand Ambassador™ :)

>Drake is the GOAT

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GOAT

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Here's the greatest album of all time :)

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listen up, youngbloods...

youtube.com/watch?v=X2DtCC4NQJ0

Nah, fuck off boomer

youtube.com/watch?v=XWfNMi0u1U4

same reason beal is. all star votes mean nothing anymore, especially now that fans get no say and its decided entirely by coaches

Beal and Aldridge are not superstars, stupid

Respect your elders son

youtube.com/watch?v=emN2NRkBLsc

Hornets are fucking me so hard. If the Bucks dont get to a 100 in this game i lose 600 bucks.

Is Giannis good?

are you the same guy who bet on my dino against the bees?

No, i dont get to watch Raptors games like that because they are barely on national television. Kinda disrespectful considering they are the defending champs.

FUCK. GOD DAMMIT. FUCK YOU BUCKS FOR MISSING ALL THOSE WIDE OPEN SHOTS.

>sports betting
you got no one to blame but yourself, bub

The Bucks have made me nearly 10k this year. Always take the over for points with Giannis if he's going against a sub .500 team.

You don't love watching the warriors twice a week on national TV?

imagine being so very upset at a regular season game

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Paschall is the new Rudy Tomjonavich

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yo this lakers team is better than Lebron's Heatles

You cats need to educate yourselves on some classic hip-hop

youtube.com/watch?v=9WZY0lUWnAs

> Report: Chasson Randle to sign with Warriors

Late season playoff push

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY HORNIEBROS WE HAD THIS ONE

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youtube.com/watch?v=81535ZYAFFc

Is James Wiseman any good? How can you draft a guy top five without having seen him play in NCAA or overseas?

which of the games happening now should I watch?

no Luka today, lads ...

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clippies sixies

My kawhi finna blow out the sixers ;)

you got it

>recommending a double digit favorite
>uses gay rebbit meme names

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Meek Mill is so fucking annoying.

What went wrong?

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Need Dallas to win by 8+ and need over 244.5 points to win $200. Let's go.

Chriss is a good developing player but has retarded attitude problems.

Bender is a bust.

Why does second year Trae get more criticism for his team record than fifth year Towns, who has twice been an all star?

That's 40% of the 2020 Light Years Ahead starting lineup

Embitch to scared to face Kawhi

wtf?

I've only heard Trae get criticized for defense.

>this Philly lineup
Why’d they cut Burke, again?

SHAKE AND BAKE

Why would the worst defensive player in the league deserve criticism

Jimmy made everyone write KAT off. He's a complete non-factor now

Tobias actually playing well? it's a christmas miracle

He dropped 37 on my Knicks the other night

HOLY FUCKING SHAKE

Luckily it's March so Philly won't trade away Milton for peanuts

Problem is when he's not making his shots he can be a lazy on defense and gets tunnelvision. He just can't be a #1 option but he's forced to be now

yeah the sixers are going to blow the clippers out by 30

What does Kawhi Leonard even do?

>why yes, I am impressed by raw counting stats and totally ignore the half of the game played on defense

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idk why this guy wasn't getting minutes before he's a stud. his 3point percentage will regress but he's a fantastic scorer

Fifth best player on a championship team

Protip: Most rappers are
Most be all the smoke up their arses

defer to alpha patrick beverly

What is defense?

so we all know the Sixers stink like dogshit. Just a completely horrible, fraudulent team. But imagine how good they’d be if the front office didn’t have an average IQ of 80 and did the following things:

>didn’t trade Landry for Tobias
>re-signed Jimmy
>Didn’t sign Horford

One of the gayest opinions I've seen about ball in a long time. seriously y'all i'm shakin my damn head

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Landry is garbage
Jimmy is shooting 27% from 3
Horford will absolutely Son giannis in the playoffs

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Landry would be a great backup big, way less expensive than Horford as well.

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Probably the same type of person to complain about the NBA being buddy-buddy in the next breath. And what is the relevance of the Kobe connection?

Imagine if they hit on even one of their 20 top 5 picks they had

That Kyle O'Quinn dude, is that really a professional basketball player? He's horrible...

To be fair, Horford has declined as a player much more quickly than anyone expected, and he looked much better at the start of the year before something happened. It was a weird move from a team-building point of view but it wasn't reasonable to expect Horford to be this bad. And letting Jimmy walk and trading for Harris were basically fine moves, they're the kinds of moves NBA front offices make, and they wouldn't solve the fundamental problems with the Sixers right now, which come down to not having a real point guard, Ben Simmons limitations in the half court, and the poor fit between Simmons and Embiid.

horford is solid

I'd trade embiid for a 3 and d player and a first round pick and keep horford as the starting center

NEW

My guy giannis doing Kobe moves nowadays...

Horford was good in Boston but hasn't been that guy all year

What happened to Al Horford? Would never have given him a max but he looked like a solid starter even last year with his health concerns.

how can you disrespect kobe like that especially while his fans are still grieving. shame on you trae

because of the system, he didn't just "turn bad" in 6 monhts

and
>re-sign Reddick

I always wondered what would happen if they continued to tank and get more and more first-round picks to compliment Simmons, Embiid, and Fultz.

>and was one of Kobe Bryant's favorite teammates

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I called this guy a faggot earlier lol

>HE PLAYED WITH KOBE RESPECT HIM!!!

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Yeah I’m sure Trae knows less about NBA player relationships/history than some fag on Twitter

>Paul George being exposed as a overrated defender against some no name

This keeps happening over and over.

Good job trae for flexing. Make the game fun and disrespect everybody.