New Zealand vs India 2nd Test Matchthread

29th - March 4th 2020
11:30 AM NZDT
2nd Test, ICC World Test Cric Championship
Hagley Oval, Christchurch

India 242
New Zealand 183/8 (62 ov)

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Drinks.
Might have a drink.

even if my heart is saying "shall"
my lungs are saying "shan't"
sorry lads think the disease is about to claim me

Based coronavirus heeming foreign shitters

Simon dull is a balbag.

Nice catch m8

Based
Drinking corona rn
Wish I had some baileys so I could make an affegato

Lockie Ferguson on pooicide watch

based Waggers

Jamo to bat at first drop next test

Unironically would prefer him at 4 over Nicholls

kinoman in

Tail is WAGGING lads

wagner has better form than our top order

If we get a lead the Indians will drop their lip.

Even Spider-Man wouldn’t have caught that

What a catch

coward tactics from india

Trying to kill our boy
Cowards.

gutted Haha

theroar.com.au/cricket/video/shut-the-f-k-up-virat-kohli-goes-off-at-nz-crowd-after-a-wicket-1065572
what's his fucking problem?

Just do what I do on Saturday night, go to Tool at spark arena

Paddington rising

Don't copy me please.

t. Straffo

a full strength /nrl/ community shield

He's an aggro little cunt basically.

Sensing a wicket here lads

YOU are the one copying ME

Why don't you get on tinder and find a spicy chiquita

steaming in at 126kmh

the fuck out

WALK

Hope they get Kohli cheap and give him a big send-off

god

im just gonna making posts in this thread until this thread gets good

Im live in a small town

Same lad

any cute cousins?

Im live in a small town as well hombre

fuck up josh

cuzz or cousins?

pissrat cowering down the order

I'm live in big city

im related to ben cousins

poo peeland is just one big city. a city of australia.

fuck up Josh.

this makes the josh stronger. if i was an olympic athlete, you would be my roids.

Further evidence that India and Australia are destroying public interest in test cricket with the lifeless roads they produce.

fuck up josh

I could fuck up Josh

...

That's the prime minister flying in by helicopter to congratulate Kyle Jamieson on person.

Poopeeland Roll out the most roads.

dumb cazz

KYS poopeelander I’ve watched more cricket than you have fucked sheep

yeah okay freshcunt

they're not roads but they are slow lifeless boring decks

Why do australians ALWAYS bring up sheep? Someone you lads want to tell us?

>2 test match series
why doesn't NZ like playing tests boros?

easier to get 120 points out of India by playing two matches instead of labouring any longer.

check out this dumb freshie

been told by numerous women that i have a big cock

No point beating shitters like India 5 times when it can be 2

keep digging that hole cazz

They're gaming the WTC

GOTTEM
WALK YOU CUNT
GO ON FUCK OFF
FUCK UP JOSH

as if you are winning this match

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Look at all these new cunts giving away there ((you))

>pisspee poor

That’s not me, rent free retard

Hope Jamieson hits this cunt in the dome a few times

What target do you reckon can India defend here?
For me it's 126

>"Congratulations on your 49 runs"

Kohli 100* on the cards

tbf that does sound like something a labour government would congratulate

Jamieson skipper when

poohli single figures on the cards

love test griget desu

afl is up

Kohli shitting himself

rippa

imagine not watching this

Imagine being Indian

Imagine the smell

No bro

just a grim village in the Andes?

Imagine being a muscular kiwi
Must be incredible

>collapse

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Test nations that are done:
India, England

Test nations in glorious ascension:
New Zealand

Skittle this cunt KJ

Got boogers down my oesophagus while also hungover end me lads

NZC lose money on tests

Go to the Chinese supermarket m8, shouldn't take long

Can't imagine watching darts.

Powerade is the New Zealand to the Australia of Gatorade

Yeah powerade's better lol

In chubut

This is worded very poorly.

Any chubbies in chubut?

Might have the 'rona who knows there's still a lot of Asians at uni even with the travel ban

Don't copy my grammar gimmick.

Typical nerd kiwi

fuck up loser

GAMON Colin

Jog on geek

Imagine if Shane Watson was born 5 years earlier or later and he could bat at 5 or 6 he'd probably be remembered as a goat all-rounder

What does this have to do with NZ v India?

people don't catch the virus just cuz they are asians mate
that's racist

Stay away from me

what are the pitches like in chubut?

for me it's the match thread except with more posters

Indians crawl out of their hidey hole?

got married so trying to stay away from Yea Forums lately, don't want the wifey to think I look at weird shit.

OH NONONONONO

WALK YOU PATHETIC FUCK

POOPOOPEEPEEHLI

sensing a wicket

DE GRAND WICKET

GONE FUCK OFF SHUT THE FUCK UP BACK TO BOMBAY YOU STREET SHITTING PISSRAT

>POOLI
>POOLI
>POOLI
>POOLI
>POOLI

it's ogre
gg lads

WALK YOU CUNT

BACK TO THE STREET CUNT

*disappears*

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
PISSRAT ON ETERNALLY EXPOOPSED WATCH

he's from delhi

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURSELF YOU FUCKING 3RD WORLD MONKEY
YOU'RE FUCKING DONE
FUCK

6rat pooli

Hope the crowd gave him a send off

Will India break 3 figures?

Personally dislike send offs they're rude

Don't tell anybody but I would suck a 3m dong for Australia to have a bulky number 6 who bowls economic wobbly 120km darts

just a bit of banter mate

le angry man

arguing with poos about cricket on /int/ lads. been on here for 9+ years and still don't know how to link threads

freshcunt

Because you're an unemployable brainlet

one is true

Just drop the address we'll find you

Coronavirus going to do us all in boys

you literally just post the URL lmao

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sexually frustrated butthurt kiwis are my favorite kiwis

seethin

DE DROPBALL

Only person taking any more wickets today is me - CDG

DeGrimHands

brainfade

Wagner's seethin

Great day of cricket.

aussies would disagree

sleep on the cards

fuck pozzies

might take a sickie tom just to watch cricket in peace

add an extra arrow and put the board eg: /int/ between the arrows and the number

so your post would be

BOOM HEADSHOT

BASED

KILL THE CUNT

just returning the favour

>bowling """""plan"""""

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I am a great hooker

>bowling short to a mong who can pull back

KEK

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Well this post didn't age well.....

>bowling short to a mong that can’t pull back

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Wagner fuelled by purest rage

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That was plumb

Hey /cric/ come here I wanna tell you something

No you come here

POOjara

OH NONONONONO

oh no no no no no

el boulto

GOTTEM

Oh I'm sorry India, those 120 points actually belong to New Zealand.

why's that

why are the poo coloured people so bad

So we all now agree the big 3 are just homebabbies right?

wasn't it fab 4?

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED BOULT

target of 100 isn't more than enough

EL BOULTO

Richard Pants will surely save the day for India

nice ball that

Every single team is

OH NONONONONONO

Damage control

reckon it might be damage control for us lad

If the Indian cricket team was a curry they’d be a chicken vindalose

If NZ were a curry, it would be butter chicken (because it tastes the best and is most popular)

Ytp, it's a winner

I beg to differ

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>tomorrow might be the last day in the blackcaps test season

We played like 4 fucking matches, does any other sport have such a blatant disparity in the amount of international tests a top tier team plays?

You mean home tests?

you hate to see it

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Exposed.

...

Another 5fer coming tmrw lads

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yep, both reddit's favorite team and dish.

If the black caps and butter chicken are reddit, then sign me up because both are based as fuck

+ a six pack of beer
enjoying the long weekend

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reckon he was copping it from the crowd
always find it funny the disconnect between how the internet sees new zealand and how they actually behave. next to no difference with australians really

this reddit fellow sounds pretty based

/cric/ reviews - PICA Bar, Northbridge WA 6003

It's good

''Star Stationary: Dark Mall Nine'' was a mistake.

blubbo when I make a post in /cric/ I'm only sharing it with the /cric/ lads, it's not intended for you and I sure as fuck do not want to hear your thoughts on the topic

don't think you'd see an aussie making bbc jokes, unless joshie was in attendance

that was a pom saying that shit

>gets BTFO
>seethed uncontrollably
Typical pozzie

nah it turned out to be a kiwi

curry for manchildren

literally been on the piss since 4pm yesterday and been eating nothing but sausages and various types of cheese and i have had this rumbling in my tummy for hours and i think i am about to unleash a rather large and sloppy new zealand into my poor unsuspecting toilet

Based
Spicy AS FUCK chicken Vindaloo is king

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Vindaloo is tough to beat

More like binthepoo

Kohli is fucking done

>any non-lamb curry
yep that's a cringe from me

>lamb
>not goat
Pleb

>not rating fish curry

>lamb
>not mutton
Mong

Any curry for hair growth?

/cric/

saag lamb man in

Ahahaahah priceless

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so true

THERE'S A MAN GOING ROUND TAKING NAMES

KEK

I don't get it

creased a bit at that last post

my local, though delicious skimps out on the lamb when you order it so stick to chicken or veg curries so I'm not just getting a container of 70% sauce

cricketmen?

girls will be interesting tomorrow, Aus v NZ whoever wins goes into the semis. Predicting a hearty choke from >us.

Just got in

Perry might not play too, looking grim

thoughts?

perry's faced about an over of balls so far, think they made specific efforts to not rely on her this tournament, hence why >we've been so lacklustre

it's her bowling that's more important, think she's the tied highest wicket taker for this tournament

>need to beat NZ to progress to the semis

Hold my beer mate

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one wicket she's got

youtube.com/watch?v=DpLwS5sI_hk

suspect cricketmen are immune from coronovirus
notice how and pakistan india, who share borders with chinak, are fine

>skips india, pakistan, afghanistan
>arrives in iran
facts are facts

huh you're right wtf am I thinking
I was watching a match today and they showed her at the top of the wicket taking table, I guess it was the last world cup or something
probably better to drop her since she's a liability when injured like this

also first confirmed death in WA, it adds up

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not even midnight freshie

maybe in your shithole

where are you, Lord Howe or some shit

based cricket sixposting lad

I SAY I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO I LOVE IT I DON'T LIKE CRICKET OH NO I LOVE IT.

youtube.com/watch?v=QK3Q6igbvhA
slapper

grim

listened to that extremely quickly mate

youtube.com/watch?v=n--Ro4-hNbo

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t. racists

lim kim has solved music
only artist from korea ever worth listening to

@99099972
youtube.com/watch?v=J8LxORztUWY

the song and the album its off are critical of the kpop industry

Links

Don't give a fuck about the intricacies of gook music mate, it's all trash

she went from this youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
to this youtube.com/watch?v=L3NT7-ooyrM
early stuff was basically the label she was on telling her what to do, this is her 'breaking free' etc

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Based

the duality of man

I'll reiterate in case you didn't hear me: I don't give a FUCK about the intricacies of gook music

yet you link a 15 minute video exploring the intricacies of gook music lmao

yeah i bet you still listen to rolf harris you fucking NONCE

t. home of gary glitter

I used to be obsessed with music but over time my love has diminished like a burnt out candle, now I find joy in very little.

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same
just have cricket and footy and even those are waning

seems like she over-corrected because that second song is legit trash, verse of the first one is decent, no so much the rest of it

second one isn't a song in its own right per se more of an intro into the album is the first proper song

Kinda weirded out by this blokes encyclopedic knowledge of kpop and his instant responding to other peoples posts

outtaway talentless races, niggers run this shit
youtube.com/watch?v=ormQQG2UhtQ

Ravichandra Fraudwin

just watching the kpop late capitalism video you linked mate and click over whenever the Yea Forums tab says there's a new post
don't know shit about kpop either, don't like it. just like this one album

indian posters nowhere to be seen

For me, it's marbles.

youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

Fascinating stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=vZtQXteAE-w

navel gazing only interests the midwit

the cricket.

cheeky steak and mushroom pie with chips and gravy on the cards

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test

wtf I love Colombia now

youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ

he cute

>cassies aren't watching this SL v WI ending

Feeling a bit better today lads. Antivirals seem to be doing their thing.

Taliban on the rise

maybe because everyone is sleeping

that post was made hours ago you nonce

Any elite NZ test cricket on today?

Your welcome

retard

Any train signalling jobs going?

Need to take the remainder of India's wickets and then score more runs than India in total

rain might be on the yugioh cards

Anything on the pokeymen cards?

wait a sec...

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haha it looks like the batsman is doing a poo

7empest

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Is Pissrat, dare I say it, finished?

All the cowards will be exposed this year. Root, kohli and Williamson are finished

Why the fuck does the cricinfo table for the test championship have matches played instead of series played? Are they aware that tells us nothing when all the series are different lengths? How am I supposed to know who has matches in hand when you literally don't even tell me how me how many they've fucking played

I swear indians are so god damn incompetent

Who is the brave chad batsman for England?

Did I mention England somewhere?

Root.
Im thinking of putting together a chad four. I assumed an Englishman would be in it.

The only chad englishman is a kiwi

Stokes

Here is my Chad Four.
Stokes, Jamieson, Jadeja, Labuschagne

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONONONONONONONO

Whoops

INDIA FINISHED

104, the most dangerous lead

90 par pitch

Do indians care about anything other than t20?

Are, dare I say it, the best test side in the world?

>this game sucks

Won't even bat out 50 overs

t20 babbys confirmed

getting worried lads

t. Ranjit Singh

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inb4 tie

the josh hazlewood school of batsmanship

Stokes, du Plessis, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Stoinis
every kiwi player has a strange head

Thinking India have the nonces right where the want them

We want new Zealand to win

>indians in the outfield screeching 2 at the batsmen when they're running
Scum

Rain in Wellington lads

>we

*monkey screeching at every ball*
Basically cheating

>racism when posting under an aotearoan flag
Shall be expecting aunt jaccy’s apology and milkers to be forwarded on to the Indian people

based blundtham

Wicketkeeper batsmen are the most powerful race in the world

i'd like to order another 10 wicket win please

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>the virgin 10 wicket win
>the chad innings win

want india to lose but also an India v Australia final at lords would be the best test match of the decade

>India v Australia final
wtf it's not a tournament you retard

KEK nice POOview

NZ-England is the kinoest option

le 50 and out man

>le 50 and out man

poolapse

you play there in normal series but aus vs india on neutral ground would be gold to finally settle it

Settle what? India are shit

time for tool lads
youtu.be/pjW_p2eZylA

We still have a tied world cup to settle m8

apart from when we were gimped for a year its just home team cunting the other every time
would be a waste if england make it because its the only chance for a neutral venue test

True. Reckon there needs to be semis though. It's too dependant on scheduling to make the final. Away wins should be worth more

the competition itself is absolute dogshit im just keen for the kino final

I thought India were supposed to be good. What the fuck happened?

We got too cocky bros

blundGOD

might use the weber tonight

Might give the korean gf a brusing tonight

"The Invisible Man" is absolutely fantastic. Elisabeth Moss is great. Can see why it would be triggering to people who have been in/around abusive relationships so keep that in mind, but if you can see it in theatres, definitely do so.

NO BALL OH NONONONONO

Bumrash is so shit

Nothing like a classic kiwi collapse to sweeten a win

I suppose there was 1 or 2 atoms behind the line

>it's an India series loss episode

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>Poohli bowling
How desperate. Pathetic

no better way to start the public holiday

>mum and dad both at work so house to myself
>nice cup of coffee on a cold autumn day
>test cricket on in the background
life is comfy lads

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yep this is based

hope pissrat gets carted

NEW ZEALAND HAS BEATEN INDIA ON ITS BIRTHDAY

Why the fuck was Poohli bowling

AAAAAAAAH AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KOHLI HAS WASTED A REVIEW ON DR SUESS' BIRTHDAY

Any Indian man in?

kek

KEK

K E K

AHAHAHAHA

Imagine the humiliation

*inhales*

oh no no on onon nononononono nonononoono
DEAR OH DEAR INDIA

The number one ranked New Zealand

*Hides*

Test cricket will die unless the homebabby aspect is mitigated, this is ridiculous

17 wicket series win

The only way to solve this is by exclusively playing in neutral venues

beergun time I rekcon

there's literally no way to mitigate that people are good at playing on pitches they always play on

kind of interested in this grill on bumble, average face and a tad chubby, but by god those tits are glorious

gg India

not really, you were awful again

Visiting sides should get to choose, flag the toss

So what will Spark cricket coverage start with kiwi lads?

My body, my choice

#stoprapeincricket

Indian salt where?

sounds boring and one dimensional

Bollocks.

you sound boring and one dimensional

Might watch NZ girls play Aussie now

>the virgin ausgirls
>the roastie nzgirls

backing /ourgirls/ today

>peelliamson failed again

Indeed, /ourgirls/, the white ferns

Oh and why do you have to say girls? Why not backing our team? Because they're women you have to make a special effort to watch? They're not the real Australian team?

Pig.

grim effort, I literally pioneered femaleposting and I do NOT rate your attempt

worried my parents won't last through the inevitable coronavirus breakout

Stop. Move on. It's literally autumn.

finna boutta buy 10 mansions for $100 each when all the boomers die

hope this kills my grandparents, would be a justice for them by this point

Both teams are 100% white. This doesn't represent our multicultural societies very well at all. Are women racist?

NZ won the toss and have elected to win.

>white ferns
>wear pink
fuck are they on about

the absolute state of this semen slurping sport

the thinking mans choice amelia kerr

ICC will only drop Kohli's rating to 912 so that he is still above Smith in Test rankings. Screencap this.

Both are known cheats and are disregarded in terms of rankings.

white was too racist

It's like watching kids play.

Should've been the brown ferns then.

Why don't they make the pitch shorter.

grim. She talks like she's got a shoe sized IQ

She must've married a lad called Tahuhu surely

Beam it at her fucking head

so the top ranking still belongs to an Australian :)

GOTTER
YOU DID REALLY WELL THOUGH HON
AND YOU'RE STILL A GORGEOUS LADY xx

kerr will fuck >us up, cap this post

What is even a good score?

I think 100?

nah 100 is below par
think 130 is par and 140 is good

actually maybe 150 and beyond is good

Somewhere around more than India in a test

this is the partnership

kek

why do they always pair isa with clarke, it's messing with my kino commentary experience

wtf I thought kerr was supposed to be good

>We'll have a bowl, thanks

Cute pink zinc.

show us your pink bits kerr

yeah I'm finna feeling confident

hmm

any girls in here?
im asking because im really interested in womens cricket

that isa voice is peak asmr for me
hnnnng

ohnonono how will kerrbros ever recover?

8 quick wickets here i reckon

just 2 hattricks in a row and an extra 2 simple

Isa looking scintillating today

thoughts on Taliban becoming a superpower both in cricket and world politics?

bairstow tier dismissal

Clarkie needs to be taken out back and put down

>day 3 of 5
Yikes.

always happy to see the game spread mate

kasparek the friendly women ghost

I'm a girl (male)

grim

I'd rather he be beheaded live on tv

100% sune

...

already past 110 and mooney still in
well be fine

fatwa out on clarke when?

>sophie devine
>is actually a mortal

perry on washed up old hag watch

I reckon cricketers are just too mentally weak and reliant on their own “systems”
They turn up expecting to lose because they’re not at home
Imo it’s a totally mental block, both teams have to play on the same pitch ffs

I was with you until the last sentence

MoonGOD

noooooooooooo moonbros we got too cocky

Who's making the /cric/ and HOW will they avoid the saggy

janny only respects muscular NZ threads

yep I'm thinking it's beer o'clock

got a thread on ice

>Australia win and I can shitpost about what a hovel NZ is
>Australia lose and I can pretend I don't care about womens sport
Can't lose here lads

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?

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Beergun thread NOW

Beergun is THE least funny meme in ages
Joshposting is unironically better

Mens test cricket is all that matters and we're in charge

shut your fucking mouth

so true except when its used to joke about the caribbean accent

beergun kek brilliant

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let's get this bad boy to 500

>poorry

Could the Australian womens team beat the Indian mens test team?

lads

what mate

next thread needs to be a new Zealand appreciation thread 2bh

just checking if anyone was in

yeah what the fuck do you want

just checking if anyone was in

new thread just about ready

You'll be out in a minute

we're taking this badboy to 550 dumb freshie

yep cricket

If I dont like it I'm not posting in it

reckon we need to up the run rate here by about a factor of 2

Big lass.

Making a thread lads, hope you support it

we're in here lads