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But what rules are you going to implement?
Multiball?

Allow roids and sign stealing

user, I hate to tell you this...

>bigger bat
>smaller, bouncier ball
>ball gives off light to make it easy to see
>steroids allowed
>5 bases
>4 strikes, 5 balls
>10 innings
>scantily clad cheerleaders
>no first or third base coaches allowed
>all managers must be niggers

would you watch it?

Should be a moat in between the infielders and outfielders

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The XLB is needed more than the XFL

Cant fix a trash "sport"

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>5 bases

I'm gonna need an explanation for that madlad

Having a 30 year old boomer moment

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just have home plate and 4 more bases instead of 3. move 2nd over slightly and put in another

well manfred has already allowed sign stealing, and griffey showed that you just have to be a likable guy and really nice to the media to get away with roids

>Never knew what the Todd McFarlane cheat did
>It only changes the names on the jerseys
Other than than, a great game.

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You have an extra behind second and you get a run and a half for taking that route.

I remember having the thought of a secondary 2nd base in the outfield as well but i forgot what purpose I had it serving

XLB would never happen because MLB is one of the only approved monopoly in america (officially) they literally are not allowed

We've literally been here before.
youtu.be/IWJ7I3DXj2U?t=131

already exists

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Batters are given a baseball glove if they reach a base safely.
If those players are able to catch a ball hit by their own team, then the hitter gets a walk.

If the catcher drops strike three, the batter and the catcher have a duel. The batter gets his bat, and the catcher gets his armor. Last man standing either gets the out or first base

So is a homerun an automatic 1.5 runs or does it have to happen naturally? I can kinda get behind this

spitballs allowed
steroids, amphetamines, adderall, weed, you name it - allowed
"dangerous" slides, home plate collisions, and leading with your spikes allowed
you can throw the ball at the runner to get him out
allowed to steal first at any moment at-bat; but you can be throw out if you enter the basepath
pitchers must bat but there's also a 10th lineup spot for the DH
minimal breaks between pitching changes (b-but muh commercialbux)

The batter is allowed to try and catch the pitch but he can't set up for the catch and can't leave his natural batting stance. It must be a one handed catch. If he catches it he get to throw it anywhere in the field of play before the pitcher tags him. A dropped catch by the batter is a strike.

Also he is allowed to try and catch a pitch that hits him and also a foul ball but not on a hunt. If he catches the ball off a foul ball the catcher is allowed to tackle him but not before the catch

Bunt*

I know the rest are meant to be memes but the commercialbux one is spot on
The two most effective and least game altering things they could've done to increase pace of play are
1. Don't let batters step out of the box. They fucking tested this, it worked fantastically and then they dumped it
2. Only the first pitching change in an inning gets the ~3 minutes of warmup pitches, all the rest just have to go straight in

But alas, commercialbux and so we have completely game altering changes instead like the 3 batter rule and instawalk, which save on average about 4 seconds a game, when the locked in batters box saves 2 minutes off every single Harper and Puig at bat

>count starts at 3-2
>compu strike zone
>6 outs an inning
>bigger bats
>perm DH
>cheerleaders

All of Midway's sports games were fantastic.

no pitchers. there's a guy with a pitching machine.
there's a 10 second pitch clock.
no home runs or foul balls. if you hit the ball, it is in play.
the location of the bases changes each inning.
the field has hills, sand traps, water hazards, and obstructions.
a team takes all 27 of their outs at once, so you don't waste time with breaks for innings.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

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realistically how would multiball work? is the pitcher or the batter automated? we need to send a bunch of balls onto the field with a series of runners right

you sure you're 30?

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I hate Finland so much

>hates the more based Canada
go figure

Home run derby pitch speeds.

left left right right right left left

1 strike 2 balls I need fast games 30 mins tops

Y...yes

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top kek

WTF are you talking about retard?

When u homer, u still gotta run cuz the outfielder can leap the wall and chuck it back

Now dis is dat good good

Baseball isn't nascar it's the least trash sport jews and intellectuals love it

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Sign stealing is good actually because then we'll see the knuckleball make a comeback

>hit ball in XLB
>ball travels 3,214 feet
>outfielder jumps outfield wall and begins to chase it down
>camera follows batter as he now begins to round the 15 bases
>outfielder finally finds the ball due to its brightly glowing RGB LED technology
>batter is held up slightly as he has trouble navigating the shark pit and alligator field
>outfielder launches ball out of his portable hand cannon
>13th baseman makes a diving catch but the runner squeezes by
>runner rounds 14th base
>a massive explosion is heard as a landmine rips his body into shreds
>the explosion triggers multi-ball and opens the werewolf cellar
>crowd on the edge of their seats
>hundeds of LED balls fall down from a helicopter hovering above
>defense tries desparately to catch as many as they can while avoiding werewolves
>original ball is ruled foul
>play is reset and the count is 1 strike

>weed
he's back

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Like baseball, NASCAR isn't a sport.

if the batter catches the ball, the pitcher should be out. replacement pitcher comes on for rest of inning.