Inter Ft Lauterdale edition
Crapids defeat ex-Rooney FC
L’equipe Montreal defeats >revs
>lags draw with FC Salad
Nashville vs fatlanta 5 PM PST
Vancouver vs >sporting 7:30 pst
Big strong muscular and ELITE USL games today too
TOMORROW
Columbus vs nyFC
Red Bulls vs Cincinnati
Sounders vs chiraq
Laffs vs Toxic waste dump FC
Poortland vs loons
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1st for N
Lags drew with Houston you fuckwad
Salad is playing Doop and Orlelndo is playing Fake Salt Lake
lmao it's all tegayass who cares
based
based pomykal
The absolute state of this team
>Soccer in the Volunteer State
elite muscular
>p00p
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Do southerners actually watch soccer games?
yep
>poolando
>poopadelphia
>dc poonited
I don’t believe it. I believe they are men who loves football(pigskins), beer, and bbq.
will this be any good?
it's all those things
As a Nashville native and big perds fan I have to say I’m pretty disappointed in that highlighter yellow.
Does other soccer leagues in Europe makes fun of MLS?
if someone wants a wallpaper of their favorite MLS team.
I give them to you, they are totally free
who /nooga/ here??
These Nashville fans look like fucking losers, Jesus Christ.
loons pls
Is there a city where soccer is the main sport in your country?
LAFC
Must be college soi_boys.
Anyone got live stream of atl Nash game
Go to your local fox channel.
yeah
Its on a network channel you lazy fuck
God Nashville fucking sucks
san jose my tico bro
Nashville fans should just be happy that Cincy exists.
is nashville a football city
>every nashville game is going to have this country music shit
>couldn't even find a qt to focus on during the national anthem
God what a shit franchise.
Soccer is the most popular sport in my whole country
trashville LOL
Oh shit my bad lol
Bachelorette party city
based Fernando
I’m disturbed by the fact that the Nashville fans are soi_boys, single mothers, and spics.
Ew, that's gross
>johnny nash
fucking lmao
And everyone is there working on their music or trying to get their break. Them & Austin are going to be the most obnoxious lib fans.
Yeah Austin and Nashville are going to be so fucking annoying.
What the fuck is this guitar shit? This is both cringey and underwhelming
all those mullets in the crowd kek
kek
struggling to figure out which fanbase has a higher median BMI
I'm gonna fucking throw up
oakland would probably beat trashville
ty based bro
>spelling "renaissance" as "Renasant"
Is everyone in Nashville retarded?
trashville
fatlanta
poouston
poorlando maybe?
dallass
boring
where are the fights
you're welcome
Nashville is a shit franchise, they have no fans.
Nashville is a soulless city, like the Las Vegas of the South
nice build up
>trashville
11 mins into the franchise and the fans are already booing their own players...
soul
Holy shit this pitch looks awful. Is it turf?
that's ATL fans saying GUUUZ, dipshit
why hasnt a club outside the mls taken a chance on josef martinez?
you would boo too if you had to watch a backline of Romney-Zimmerman-Lovitz forced upon you by Garber and Earnie
Unironically this.
They hype themselves up as being cultured but aside from country music its a soulless city for bachelorette parties.
Beat up end of season with no growth NFL natural grass. And it had to hold up Derrick Henry's fat ass all season.
>2014–2017
>Torino
>58 appearances
>7 goals
He was usually played as a winger in Italy, suspect he'll go somewhere as a striker if he has another great season. Would be pretty expensive for the relative risk, though.
aren't zimmerman and lovitz usmnt players
might aswell be an atlanta home game
our heros :)))
>chokeland
ohnonononiono
show a little respect, Zimmerman and Lovitz are reigning CONCACAF Gold Cup Runners-Up
I don’t think this semen slurping sport is for me
There's so many atlanta fans lmao. After this shit performance I doubt nashville gets fans to show up
what's a team I should pick to support, bros??? is there a Croat in any of the teams?
Pick the Charlotte team next year.
why
>shitlanta
Because they're gonna be pretty good but you wont be a glory seeker like foreign atlanta fans.
LAFC has dejan jakovic, who was born in ex yugo but moved to canada because of the war.
>FATLANTA
OHNONONONONO
>fatlanta
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
how about Real Salt Lake? has Damir Kreilach in it
>chokeland red
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGS GONNA NIG
as long as you don't care that it's an irrelevant flyover team, go for it I guess.
Is Nashville unironically /our/ team bros?
damn
maybe I should support Inter Miami I heard they're getting Modrić after the Euros
It's finally time to waste another half year of all of our lives
that's a comfortable lead you got there... be a real shame if something happened to it
>The man of the match will receive a record with the radio call of the game on it
Liquidate this entire league
>implying anything we do now will matter when the Earth is baking and the sea is acidic in 2050
>these refs
blessed gif
literally an English League One substitute dooping on MLS
VAR time
>what is play to the whistle
lmao
that nose makes me think
Nice sport and refs you have here lmao
>roastie AR
BOOOOOOOOO
>the referee's a wanker!
These refs are pretty shitty
Patriots ofc
it was onside you brainlets
The AR is retarded you white knight
you learn to play to the whistle by 7 years old
the players were more retarded than she was
beggin ya to have sex
>team loses because they're too lazy to play til the whistle
>still had a chance to defend despite this
HOWLING
I know, but the refs also gave Nashville the free kick that led to the goal when it should've bern Atlanta's FK. Just amateur so far.
>soon
Shit-tier team and fans
Well, at least Austin FC will be the only major professional sports team in the entire city of Austin
GARBER MAKING THE CALL TO SAVE MLS
Ohmygosh is that the HECKInG baby YeEd?
>noos
Texas football might as well be a professional team considering how important they are
baby sneed
Zimmerman also could've easily been called for pushing Martinez to get to the header but got away with it.
For me, university sports are separate.
also on the bright side in Austin there will be nothing of NFL, NBA, NHL.
and major league soccer
WE GOT DON
HES GOT COKE NOSE
who in the FUCK continues to insist that al*xei l*l*s be involved in EVERY SINGLE fucking mls broadcast
friends help friends
Texas will still be the #1 team in town. They'll never be surpassed.
>Texas will still be the #1 team in town. They'll never be surpassed.
this they're basically #1 team in the entire state
Yeah there's a lot of transplants and homo sois in Austin but the love for Texas Football will always overcome that. Those faggots will be talking about their shitty team forever.
>aren't zimmerman and lovitz usmnt players
Because of league marketing
i do not care about Texas, please stop talking about it
Probably because he bombed at Torino and Atlanta value him too highly on the market
now that they are on the same team Gregggggg only has to pick on of them to obey the rule, so at least Lovitz should never appear on the field again
can't wait until March when Berhalter takes an entire squad of MLS players to Europe and causes some historic seethe
good.
but at least professionally, Austin FC will be the only major professional team in one of the 5 major leagues
nothing from NFL, nothing MLB, nothing from NBA and nothing from NHL
only MLS
In addition, the only thing I am looking for is the Major League Soccer team, the only major professional team in the whole City / or States
university sports have been the same to me
such a good post, a work of digital art really
You know, I have MLS wallpapers and also the Canadian Premier League
FLOPTINEZ DOWN
SEASON OVER
FATLANTA BURNING
4 games in one day is enough, shan't be watching this one
>mfw Sporting dabs on coastfags all season long
FLOPtinez flops no more
ACL TEAR
this but unironically
is that the same leg he previously tore his ACL in? this nigga gonna get Tommy John'd
nevermind, that was just a hamstring injury according to Transfermarket
>soon
>this team will beat america
doubt
uhh... based department?
I have a based to report
>chokeanooga
>up a man for more than a whole half
>don't score
>let chokeland equalize
LOOOOOOOOOL
Is adnan ali still the weirdest player in the league
>the absolute district of columbia
Anyone know who the fuck is Hany Mukhtar?
>mls refs
>trashville
Retarded refereeing is the one thing MLS is consistently the best in the world at.
any live streams for whitecaps vs sporting kc ??
But stream may stop every 5 minutes if you have an adblock so refresh or turn it off completely for this page
realstream.space
*Dabs on “real” monarchs and their most dangerous lead*
i'm frankly pretty pissed we were deprived of a potential meme goal and emergency goalkeeper situation
i fuckin hate mls so much brehs
If it's the only league you watch, this is a good post, if you dont it's a bad post
>not hating MLS and watching the infinitely superior USL
That streaker was the most entertaining thing vr has put together so far
>tfw five weeks to go
I think I might convert if Vancouver keeps playing this shitty. Holy fuck that was bad. My biggest issue with CPL was their stupid two-seasons format and they've fixed that now.
A couple more years before Fraser Valley FC becomes a thing. Get in now.
>tfw no CSKA Squamish
I'll support Nashvill
>CHADlanis dabbing on leafs
Take good care of him San Jose bros :')
why?
>liverslip empowers the Doyle
truly the worst timeline
When is Austin FC playing?
>not muh ancestoring EPL or Bundesliga
Cringe
>foreign leagues
For me it's Greg Berhalter.
Why is it not starting already?
>Monaco, France
SAVE THE CREW!
What a shit ref LMAO
nashivill is a music city, right? I heard so.
thats cool and I always wanted a mls team to support
>poonot
>The state of burger referees
Jesus what a terribly unlucky start for NYC
and that's a good thing! here's why
New Jersey FC still has abysmal attendance I see
Would YOU want to pay stadium prices just to inhale the east river waste fumes?
I grew up around there, so sure
AY TONY
I think you mean Hudson river
My name isn't Tony
C R I N G E
The Red Bulls could give out free gfs for going to the game and still not get a sellout
Wow Cincy is bad
>skc v crew mls cup
Unironically bought tickets for Inter’s first home game, what am I in for?
hispanics
This league needs Phoenix
arsenic poisioning
is there a bigger faggot than Grant Wahl?
Anyone got a stream for the fight and win match?
Free Ron Jans
Fuck FC Cincinnati kanker flikkers
Livetv.sx
Danke, German friend
Based MLS cup winners.
>Melbourne Yankee Manchesters of New York Arabia
>Yankees FC
FIGHT
nah, they are good actually
go check your nearest mirror
A lot of El Classico jerseys. I feel like that's the only soccer anyone down there watches. Very obnoxious.
Coming soon in the 2022 season.
That new Fire logo looks like shit.
is he and the Scottish league, dare i say it, exposed?
Good, we need a Western Conference Cincy & Nashville will eventually go back to the east.
>watching le classico
Cringe
The quest for #3 begins now
ill support austin
I'm just sick of "Franchises". We're reached the point where the league can't hype up their "New big teams" because they're already busy trying to hype up the "next big teams" that are going to show up 2 years from now. Who the fuck was clamoring for Nashville, Charlotte, even Cincinnati and Orlando are proving that it's just a "shiny new thing" bump and the interest disappears in 3 years. Fuck this pyramid scheme of a league (and before you accuse me of being some Cosmos Cuck, I had season tickets for an original 10 team for 7 years).
Spee fears the sounderchad
>I'm just sick of "Franchises". We're reached the point where the league can't hype up their "New big teams" because they're already busy trying to hype up the "next big teams" that are going to show up 2 years from now. Who the fuck was clamoring for Nashville, Charlotte, even Cincinnati and Orlando are proving that it's just a "shiny new thing" bump and the interest disappears in 3 years. Fuck this pyramid scheme of a league
Capitalism is God's Law, love it or leave it commies
>skip the first half of El Classico to watch meaningless MLS game
>nothing happens and I get to watch the second half
ezpz #justMLSchadthings
>Coastfags
W:0 D:3 L:5
>Flyovers
W:5 D:3 L:0
Sounders and Portscum were both wildly successful immediately when they came into the league in terms of wins and ticket sales. MLS got optimistic that every new club would perform the same way and it hasn't happened. Power has concentrated at the top, mostly and people don't give a shit about the new squads because they're crap.
They might change it next season since everyone hates it. It was our last "gift" from our old owner before the new one took over and it was too late to change it for this season.
>red bull flyover
Well, they do operate like one.
>tfc flyover
Stop it.
Nashville isn't Eastern Conference? Wtf.
Toronto is the very definition of a flyover
just because they have a big polluted lake doesn't make them cool
APOLOGIZE
They will be in the end when all the new teams are done joining in & it's 30.
if i were Seattle, i would simply beat a team of literally whos at home easily
>Yea Forums is making fun of us again
>missing out on all the potential rivalry hype $$$ with Atlanta for 2+ years
i thought garber was a better tribesman than this
Garber is an extremely self-hating Jew
he lives in a former Jew-excluding Jersey suburb
man is thirsty for WASP life, including the oldest WASP tradition of running gigantic scam businesses
And he donated to Cory Booker's presidential campaign.
MORRIS
>MORRIS
MORRIS
>MORRIS
MORRIS
>MORRIS
MORRIS
>MORRIS
SEATTLE CHADS ALWAYS WIN BAYBEH
>>Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami
Alaska and Hawaii expansions when?
lmao the guy sure knows how to pick winners
Boomers had the cowardly Donovan and the useless Dempsey
We have the Unstoppable King
feels good to be alive today at the pinnacle of American Soccer
Stream for the miami game?
wew
No match thread?
>LAFC lifted a supporters shield banner
Youtube Fc
What will they change their name to after the milan lawsuit finishes?
Inner Miami
I am watching your league :)
Miami 5G LTE
Club Intersexual de Futbol
Cocaine Cowboys Miami
AC Miami
mls is going to become home to all the hues who arnt quite good enough to play in europe
yes thanks
they are already being pushed out by all the shitty manlet Argies and Uruguayans we have
yeh i heard all the young argie players are fleeing to america
>Star Wars shit
hate this fucking league lads, but i've unironically been watching it for 25 years
>Toledo as VAR man
>two teams favored by league bosses
hmm... interesting to see how they shall script this one
atlutd.com
Well, who are they gonna rig it for now to play LAFC in MLS Cup?
>miami "culture"
no goal?
Calling it now, cincinnati will finish with a better record than miami.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
Pizarro looks kinda shit. Waste of money.
So MLS had already lost CCL?
I think MLS has one or two teams left in CCL.
pretty generous definition of "team"
Atlanta was the only mls team who played the second leg at home
MLS has added 10 teams in the last decade and are adding 4 more in the next 2 years. So when will the league stop expanding?
who here inter miami chad?
good to see Vela hasn't practiced since end of last season
Are there only mexicans there?
dale o o o
dale o o o
vamos
what a shit game
>when will the league stop expanding
Never because having 2nd divisions and balanced schedules for pussy commies.
The nigs at RB and RCB are absolute shit. Beckham needs to bring in more spics
I want a second division badly
I think they'll be forced to at some point
But they'll try to fight it at every point
We should also remember Garner's job isn't to promote soccer and MLS but make the league as profitable for his bosses who are the owners
Unfortunately the owners are gonna be unwilling to set up pro/rel soon
Is it too late to join the Yea Forums mls fantasy league? I really want to try to be in last place.
Anglo-Saxon stock here
Only where can you hear English are commentators
This looks like a Ponzi scheme. How is that allowed?
>figal
ARGIES GO HOME
Thank you fingol
Hey that's not AFC Anchorage
San Manuel Casinochads report in
Palafags not allowed
Capitalism bby, get good or get bent
I really like that team behind columbus
jesus h christ, this is such a shit match
cant believe im wasting my time on this crap
Thank you for watching our league
This team beat Leon 3-0 on Thursday
leon is a shit tier team
Not an argument retard
Here's an in depth explanation of the MLS expansion process:
>youtube.com
They also lost the first leg
>Bob Bradley team defending
Kek this is supposed to be one of the best teams in the league? They're getting outplayed by an amateur team
lmao Red Bull dropping Robles best decision they made
Which washed up no. 9 is inter miami gonna land this summer?
Messi
Is the mls at least beating the xfl ? or soccer is a bigger meme on America than that meme league.
nashville of all places had almost 60k attendance last night
losing still but never doubt the ability for Vince McMahon to fuck up easy money
so does the LAFC supporters section always just make random fucking noises for the entire game to a repetitive drum beat? I don't watch mls
>Shitner Fort Laud
glad that meme is over
>lafc only 1-0
well done from miami
Powell is a fucking NlGGER I hope he never plays a match for Miami again
could've easily had a draw from some of miami's set pieces. at the same time they were lucky to only give up one
ah, time for the main event.
minnesota +0.5 is easy money
>waaaa they booed our precious floptinez
lmaaaao this is comedy
user STOP IT
>raising scarves during the anthem
is portland the most cringe US city? holy shit
>muh unsingable song
Portland is a "This Land is Your Land" chad city
stream?
NO ERA
>Portland vs Loons game
>thread dies
hmmmmm makes me stink
we here
ONE OF TWENTY-FIVE
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU MOLINO
Good call
>losing to the loons at home
ahoooooooooooooooo
I’m glad I’m not the only one, I’d rather acknowledge the teams as CLUBS to try and have some soul into the league. Or better yet, pro/rel
>Portland got BTFO
>Vancouver got BTFO
based
fuck everyone north of the Willamette
>his team lost and only has one cup
cope
Do Atlanta still have pic related to play up front?
Cant fucking believe Josep Martinez tore his acl in the middle of champions league
kek he's literally unsigned and just sitting around his house as we speak
he might even be posting on Yea Forums
>losing to Honduras AT HOME
He is on /pol/
Well duh, he's got an IQ of about 80
With two non-rivalry matchups, the opening weekend went decisively to Flyovers, who recorded 6 wins, 3 draws, and only 1 loss to a Coastie team.
Congratulations once again to the Flyoverchads.
>making the general despite hating soccer
The league has been around 20 years, they're not hurting for numbers, you absolute mongrel
perplexing post, but thanks for the bump, please watch our leagues
the OP hates the league, you illiterate troglodyte.
Go Sounders
I hate MLS, as should anybody that enjoys soccer. Capo culture, no pro/rel, and the ponzi scheme structure of the whole league is absolute cancer and ruins what could be a fun and enjoyable pastime. That said, I still enjoy watching domestic play because its not on at 7 AM and I can actually go to a game
nonetheless, fuck Morris and fuck Seattle
MLS fans are all shit tier except for most of the ones who who aren't hipster faggots - I imagine there aren't many on this board, but there are plenty in Austin.
I'm excited my city is getting a team (Austin) and will buy a shirt anyway, probably even watch the matches. I remember saying Austin was going to get an mls team like 3 years ago and someone got really mad at me on here. Funny stuff.
Based. Fuck Coastfags and damn them to hell.
>the call that saved /mls/
Your 2020 MLS MVP and Golden Boot winner
Lads, are we allowed to talk about USL in this thread?
yes, but every post must be prefaced with:
>FUCK GARBER FUCK THE PONZI LEAGUE
Really? I'm just happy to be using the first of my season tickets this weekend. Gonna get out and support shiny and clean brand new USL club.
once again, sash is class
of course
Vancouver pls
more like 2020 calorie thiever
Alejandro Bedoya signed a new contract with the Poonion last week, but unannounced was the fact that Philly bought out his Designated Player status. It involves some TAM/GAM SCAM bullshit
>Union technical director Chris Albright told The Inquirer on Monday that while Bedoya’s new deal will still pay him a sum near the $1.2 million he earned last year, the team is knocking his cap hit down with targeted allocation money so that the sum lands below this year’s DP threshold of $612,500.
>Major League Soccer’s new CBA allows a team to buy up to $2.8 million of targeted allocation money this season, and to pay a player’s cap hit down with up to $1 million from the account. That’s what the Union are doing here.
The Union only have one DP with three slots and have no intention of filling out the others.
i do not believe that he is the league's leading goal scorer atm
so he's being paid $600k in league salary and $600k in TAM which was purchased by the owner.... when they could just be paying him $600k in league salary and $600k money from the owner
>billionaires are bad
>soccer is good
You are so close to enlightenment.
Fuck Columbus.
>billionaires are bad
>soccer is good
based and redpilled
So it's agreed.
Kill all billionaires.
Good Miami is a shithole and I hope it gets ravaged by Coronachan.
Don't just kill them. Pull them from their beds, tie them up, hook them from our saddle horns and drag them until they stop breathing.
And this will help you how? Productivity will go down and you won't get any of their money. This is why they are billionaires and you aren't. Send those two braincells back to the drawing board to come up with a better idea.
>this thread
How is what you described any different than the status quo?
The only difference is that there will be less hoarded capital that goes into the investment cycles that more often than not ruins smaller business opportunities and absorbs assets that can be leveraged down the road.
Exactly. It's not different from the status quo. That's my point. Oh wait, except I also said how productivity will go down because you've created a world in which success is arbitrarily punished with violence for no good reason. Now, again, back to the drawing board
>The only difference is that there will be less hoarded capital that goes into the investment
You are such a fucking brainlet you need to actually go study economics and finance before you talk about these things.
>Productivity will go down
LOL
>if i spend my free time defending billionaires on the internet, maybe one of them will be nice to me and give me a handjob
literally whiteknighting except somehow even more pathetic.
>productivity will go down if the boss dies
Sure for a minute, because of the party, but the new boss will be much better.
Wanting a billion dollars and having a billionaire as your role model are two entirely different things.
The first is based. The second is cucked.
Go Trees.
That's actually how some African economies have collapsed when there has been revolution and companies and their senior staff have had to leave. You're basically talking a soft revolution. Again, go back to school and learn economics, or history, but specifically finance
>when you need to grasp at african straws to support your "argument"
LOL
here's another historical fun fact about revolutions: when they string up the tyrants, their sycophants are next. better grease up that neck, kiwi.
>a kiwi defending billionaires
yknow you'd think someone from a country that benefits so much from curbing wealth hoarders would understand lol
Those examples were actual fascist countries, you simpering dipshit. When the government and industry are the same thing, of course the economy collapses, you braindead simpleton.
If Jeff Bezos died tomorrow, you empty-headed fuckbaby, you still get your packages on Friday, you syphilitic gorilla.
i like this post
imagine Betsy DeVos standing in front of a gallows, proclaiming loudly that rope isn't harmful
:)
looooool
read atlas last summer
skipped the entire 80 page chapter she wrote about "GOMMUNISM BAD" via john galt
it's pretty funny that the whole books boils down to "you need special people to run things" which is exactly what capitalism argues lol, competition should spring up to fill the gaps
Wtf bros
Is women’s soccer actually based?
stop, I can only get so erect
Remember when our national team was good enough to go past the WC group stage?
are you a wizard?
No
srsly
>cincinnati
nope
???????
>City
>FC
What fuckery is this
if you think that's hot, you should see it when the men fuck each other
>Yurop
For me, its man City D(New York)
