/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Looking Ahead To Melbourne Edition

>Countdown to Australian GP
www.formula1.com
(Scroll down for all session times)

>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1Qn522cx-hNGev1dslDEaqkzePVxCFK6fhi32q4rVRvs/edit

>Previous Thread:

>Winter Stream (Winter Test)
player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614

>Number of F1 races since Vettee last clinched WDC:
124 (22 with RedBull)

>Spaghetti Status:
Noi and colleagues from Francia working in de FiA have made a piccolo accordo concerning nostro motore from a last a year hehe nothing speciale amico see you in Melbourne


>News:
Everyone absolutely SEETHING because of the Ferrari/FiA settlement
Willy is still the slowest t. Russel
Amx not worried about his car's stability even though he spun multiple times
Sir Gay will replace Lundgaard for F2 testing

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instagram.com/apjacques/
youtu.be/ylftUmF-GSw
livetiming.getraceresults.com/bahrain#screen-results
livetiming.alkamelsystems.com/fiaformulae
gizmodo.com.au/2019/11/inside-pirellis-massive-formula-one-tire-operation/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Ira! Irichka!

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reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

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Why aren’t drivers allowed to talk to other drivers via radio during the race? Maybe an open-channel. We need to lobby for this. Imagine all the shit talking and the fuckery that would be happening.

The chad lean

>the season hasn't even started yet.

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I really want to go get a Kebab but I don't want to get the Coronavirus, other option is eating what i already have at home which means boring healthy shit. Dubs decide what I eat while watching DTS2

Veganest shit ever so you could feel like an Unterhund

Don't forget to make your fantasy gp teams

cheese carved into the shape of an F1 car

Half a cup of pure salt (powder).

omelette du fromage

10 kilos of boiled potatoes.

A slice of bread
feel free to wash it away with a bit of water

>another episode of /f1/ can't get dubs
Also fuck captcha

Surströmming.

>I never understood why Formula 1 gets such a big coverage on sports channels and in sport news in general. How many times can you see a bloke complain and moan for two hours while going round a track in a car? If they pushed each other during overtaking and all that would be actual fun.

Ass

ric + haas or sainz + willy?

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For me it's Buzzin' Hornets

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A whole soggy baguette soaked with vinegar.

Semen

Post that fridge already

the former, assuming you get points for quali.

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reminder that it's our year

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imagine not believing leclerc will be 2020 wdc.

Two raw eggs.

>/cyc/ tourist so fuming they posted the same comment in two (2) threads

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baguette

IT'S SLIPPING OH NO NO NO NO

deep fried fruit salad

this but unironically
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kogel_mogel

Live snails chased with raw onions.

Eat some burgers

Coq au vin

My ass

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Raw popcorn.

Slices of citron.

Dog/cat food

True but cars vroooooom while cyclists go "ah, oomf, uuuuh, ah"

Pasta. Make a sauce by pan frying onions, garlic, then add a bunch of sliced tomatoes. Season with salt, pepper, parmesan.

i had coq au van last night.
my friend's just bought a transit.

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Fucking finally.

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That's how the outbreak started in China, thanks UK

Hamilton’s liquid shit from Hockenheim.

Checked.

Imagine if Racing. actually made a car that is on pace with the Ferrari just by looking at pictures of the W10 and no help/blueprints from Merc.
I'd love to see them fighting for top spots ngl

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Lmao. Nice one

He'll be 4th at most en he's going to be behind Vettee

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This seems decent, I hope.

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I feel a merc driver is 100% necessary until proven otherwise desu

it'd be hilarious but sad for the sport.

Here you go, closest thing I found that only a dog would eat

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Don't you get points for drivers when they beat their teammates? I thought cars were the big points earners.

state of that taskbar

Weak cop out. Post pantry and we’ll decide.

Could have been worse

What is /f1/ drinking? For me, it's good ol' Grimbergen

straight outta cracow

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stoli. also have a monster because I've slept about 4 hours in 3 days

>Grimbergen
Good lad
For me it's Grolsch Herftsbok

>slipping happening
>delta-time down to 30min and falling
SPEED UP THE SAFETYCAR ALREADY, TRACK IS DRY!

THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS

PUSH PUSH TAKE ATTACK MODE NOW

2020 ferrari season is going to be like the 2009 ferrari season

>Can't even win the league unbeaten

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21 bings till marble qualifying kino

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>t, jelle

So with a gimi win and a meme'd driver?
I'm ok with that

Found some Erdinger Dunkel - good stuff

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>Get in from the drew against Crewe
>Was soaked while picking litter
>Watch the mEme race
>Wasn't that meme
>Moment it is finish Liverpool lose

GOOD FUCKING DAY

>Il y a un nègre ici dévorant des haricots

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Missed the Formula E race today, anyone got a recording or a torrent?

I know it's on Rutracker but I don't want the dead boring Russian commentary even if I speak the damn language.

>don't want the dead boring
>watches mEme
does not compute

It wasn't that good, it resembeld more an ACTUAL race

Bros...I miss the austria bro's F1TV...

do popov and natalia call formula e races too?

It was boring apart from JEV dabbing on almost everyone and debris getting a drive through for some stupid reason

youtube.com/watch?v=FLEk5cWv2c4

No, otherwise I'd actually just download that, I do watch F1 with them because I've been watching it on TV since like year 2000 and F1 is just not F1 for me without GASNUT OGNI. I work in Finland now and I still tune in to bloody Match TV to watch F1 with Popov, even though he's kind of missing things every now and then.

He did actually comment Formula E once... except not on TV, he was the on-track commentator during the sole race in Moscow that I just had to fucking miss despite living a few subway stations away from the track.

Chinese food, no delivery
Make them happy

It's not the drivers it's the car

So then no recording of Formula E anywhere? Well, that sucks, but can't be helped I guess.

Eurosport Player :^)

it'll probably be on yt tomorrow. think I saw the mexico race in my recommendations earlier today

Race is uploaded to youtube for everyone a week after.

a week? fug

*heem'd.

lads ive been sneezing a lot lately what do

>Who is better with the ladies?
obviously sainz
youtu.be/L4YC1pzAC0c

water, it's important to stay hydrated

it's on!

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Go to Brackley and sneeze on everyone there

Is it with global commentary (Jack Nicholls et al.) or some boring Eurosport fucks again?

go into as many crowded areas as possible to spread your seed

digits and corona hits melbourne on friday practice 1

check these numerals

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is that the giminator?

more ham.

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Digits and Melbourne is the only race raced this season.

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desu the aus breakout will be coming soon. chink students have been flooding into the country via. a third country and travel from bali and europe is still open. Entirely plausible that melbourne is cancelled.

Yes

Death to Finland.

A minimum of 6 races need to be run for the FIA to allow scoring for a championship.

There will be no 2020 F1 champion.

Stay safe.

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70 is in the logo because 70% of the season will get cancelled

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It's a sideways R

hopefully all races except china will go through as planned

take that back and no one gets hurt

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>Formula mEme races in Rome, Seoul & Jakarta likely to be cancelled
>Probably just gonna turning New York and Berlin into double headers
>Additionally they may end up returning to Marrakesh and doing another race
>Organisers thought of doing a TV only race in Rome but the teams told them to fuck off

you think they miss each other?

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I think vettel misses RB, don't think RB care now they have verstappen

What will the backup plan for cancelled events be lads?

Traffic Cone Gymkhana in an ASDA carpark?

get em

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reckon newey and horny still see each other pretty often

>you are now aware that there are probably hundreds of 'ALONSO CAMPEON 2012' t-shirts lying around in a warehouse somewhere in Italy.

Racing vidya

Dildo testing in Australia.

the official licensed Formula 1 game by Codemasters of course

Death to Mana and Carrie.

with marduk and the rest of the youtube cunts in wildcard entries

>reckon newey and horny still see each other pretty often
I meant do you think Horner/Newey/Marko miss Seb and vice versa, and I'm sure you knew that.
Imagine having Verstappen/Vettel at RB. I'm starting to lose faith in Ferrari

They've got Max now, Seb would only introduce unnecessary tensions between the two.

digits and ferrari gets corona'd but mercs dont

>Imagine having Verstappen/Vettel at RB
number one/number two, yes

Yes, as much as I love Seb, maybe it's time for him to be a number 2, I think it would be comfy as fuck back at Red Bull, plus Max is way cooler than Leclerc

Imagine Seb moving to Sauber

>vettel/gimi afla boomer retirement pairing fucking WHEN?

I’ve spent the day watching drive to survive season 2

My main takeaway from the sho is that Gasly’s girlfriend is exceedingly attractive. What’s her name?

Digits and we have a nice and wonderful evening.

Well fuck you
Ruined my night

Reroll

There's no team in I. I'm having a good evening and you're not

I'd love to see them together again but at a better team, they are both far too good of drivers to be at sauber, although kimi is getting old

Haven't kept up with offseason or testing - are we in for another season of MWL?

100%

Digits and someone here dies tonight

why would you even doubt it? Yes, we are, merc have a push/pull steering system that no one else has. MWL all the way

vettel is a waste of a seat, get him out of the top level honestly. He's past it

>Rosanna forced Alex to get an insta account

She really likes dominating small men.

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thanks a lot you dirty moor

>you can sleep at the foot of my bed little boy

>Sophia logo as the sponsor on the wing too
Nice, and it looks like it'll be car #31

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>It's only the start of "The long and the short of it"
Are we in for a full season of amazonian extravaganza that >we won't be able to see because it will be only on F1TV?

literally my team except I have Blyat instead of Gastly. change it.

bottas digits and he wins 2020

There better be Sophia branded knickers.

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death to sophia flörsch.

Yeah she is the 3rd car of the 10th team and they skip #13

>tfw last year's strategy of top 3 teams with midfield drivers isn't possible anymore for Fantasy GP
Does the reign of Toothpaste GP end here?

Me standing on the rear wing.

Pierre kicked Danii's ass all last half of last season there's no reason to expect that to change

Also
>1st Alex post
>8 comments
>5 women
Guess being a small pear pays out

6 at best

Well if you had to choose between f1 commentators it has to be him

i mean change your entire team

i want to see alex jacques stand next to toto wolff

Ended up suffering through the Russian commentary and yeah, the meme race was pretty boring this time around, JEV was about the only thing of note.

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>tfw no 6ft tall pitlane gf

its an abstract sorta feel

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'no'

>imagine thinking 6ft is tall

For a femoid it is, for men it's still manlet tier

So what did anyone or even bot beat this time at testing? Feel like I only saw 1:16s.

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>imagine thing 6ft women are tall

ugly

>thing
wew

Valtteri did a 1:15.7 I think on day 3, that was the fastest time in testing.

imagine xmattyg's head on alex jacques body

>Moto GP would start getting lapped within 5 laps

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Does uh [redacted] still work?

Sadly the only other man capable of getting close to the record wasn't available

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KWAB.

Took me a minute to google the day 3 results but I guess he coundn't beat 1:15. Unless theres a more up to date chart somewhere.
>2020 cars officially slower ;_;

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no.

Fuck

He did a 1:15.773 on week 1 day 3.

Quick, but still not a 1:15.406 like he did in 2019. Kinda thought they'd be half or at least a quarter sec faster.

acestream still exists lad.

They'll be in the 1:14s in qualifying, but all the teams were sandbagging pretty hard all through testing

He did that in Q3, this is pre-season testing. The fact that he got within 3 tenths of last year's pole time is pretty insane.

And without the chicane too. But I thought they used the configuration with the long left hander after the back straight, doesn't look like it

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Mercades seemed like they were set on setting the fastest time for testing thats why I asked.
Still crazy Bot set that time, and I think that happened before Bot 2.0 and now "free horse fees" bot.

He already had an account though :^)
instagram.com/apjacques/

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it's their year

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less followers than a Yea Forums incel

>muh followers
kek found the zoomer

Some people actually use their social accounts for actual real life friends, not to inflate their e-penis.

>being on social media at all

Finished the second season of DtS, I feel like it's a pretty big downgrade from the first, just a series of generic driver interviews with a huge splatter of expletives because Netflix thought that's why S1 was well-received, and not because swearing Gunther also has a personality and wasn't a well-explored character in the TV coverage.

Basically zero intrigue and conflict, almost nothing about the teams aside from the wikipedia summary tier scenes. More teams gave them access but it feels like they were given much less actual access.

The meta jokes at the start and with blyat at the very end were probably the best part of the whole thing.

Thanks mate.

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GIMI Ice Cream :DDD

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based

For me it’s Hazers

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For me it's Thunderbolts

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Why of course, the Midnight Wisps are the team of my choice,

>latifi has the second fastest time at this circuit

oh fugg it was mazepin my bad

>2022 introduces 3-man teams
>stroll, latifi and mazepin in one team

My brother.

Hopefully Mazepin doesn't look like an FM regen this year

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>Why yes i do support team momo how could you tell?

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>lifelong o'rangers supporter (not for any nationalistic reasons of course)
>turns into reddit-tier team
Why does this always happen?

it was weird to see it cut like gasly had no support at all, whereas albon did.

based

Look at how perfect Christian Horner's home life is. Look at his wife's nice arse. He has everything I want.

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love your team no matter what bro
Ive unironically between with the o'rangers since the start too
we got a lot of cringe fans nowadays but I still love them

I dunno, I felt it got into the drivers a bit more, you could feel Ricciardo's struggles and regrets a lot in it.

Only took having an affair while his partner was pregnant, dumping her shortly after the birth and being ostracized by his parents to the point they refused to show up at his wedding.

Hello, based department?

Whatever shit you have to crawl through to get to your nirvana you should do it.

this is actually the truest fucking thing. I have held that off by trying to be nice but really it is the only way. You either get it or you don't. Horner did what he needed and lives the dream.

Rate my team lads

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boutta throw on the new drive to survive season lads
what should i expect

That ass is flat, but looks nice anyways.

Günther fucking Steiner fucking cunts the fuck up for 2 fucking episodes.

What's he thinking?

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Bretty gud but for me its Perry Gassy

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>his wife's nice arse

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Gasly bullying. They had it in for him.

>fucking chads reeeeeeee
Toto is a badass. I knew he obviously spoke German and English but he speaks six languages apparently

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This but with shaky cam and the occasional cut to a badly dubbed race car
youtu.be/ylftUmF-GSw

>Perez and Racing Point
>Leclerc
>Ferrari
>both Leclerc and Ferrari
>Alfa
It's like you want to lose. Sainz isn't gonna be stronger than Lando regularly either.

Reminder that you get points for the following:
>QUALIFYING
DRIVER
>Pole position 10 points
>Beats his teammate 5 points
CAR
>

>RACE
DRIVER
>Race points excluding fastest lap
>3 * number positions gained
CAR
>race points of both drivers
>1 * number positions gained

This means your best bet is to spend big on the fastest teams (Merc, Red Bull) and to try to get drivers that will consistently outqualify their teammate (Russel, Perez), and then make riskier bets to fill in the remainder.

>no Kvyat episode

Who cares about that faggot with an underbite who can't close his lips together?

Flag filtered.

>d-das fuhrer?

THIS

Miami residents are fucking retards for not wanting a gp, literally no negatives and makes your house like you're living next to monaco. Racing is dying fuck this planet

Nah, you fat fucks don’t even deserve a single GP. Wish we could switch COTA with Hockenheim.

Maybe they want V10s

Damn it, link got filtered. Change baka to s m h without spaces.

>parking lot racetrack
no thanks, i'd love to have a GP in my backyard but the proposed layout is balls

I dunno man, not wanting a miami gp sounds pretty based to me

The main thing is that it is well toned.

Your residence around many [dying] American circuits are gay as fuck.
They are literally complaining about fucking Noise instead of enjoying the racing events.

What country is that flag? Puerto Rico? Look I don't care and the united states has more racing culture and history than the rest of world

>Loud thing exists
>People move near it
>Proceed to complain about it
>Loud thing gets removed
Why the fuck does anyone listen to these retards that choose to live near racetracks and then complain about the noise???

Watched ep 5 now, and now I remember a question idk if I got an answer, but:
>why was Pierre so shit at Red Bull?

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Pressure to perform
Max Verstappen as your teammate
Not a Neweybabby
Rookie race engineer
Red Bull environment different to Toro Rosso
Helmut Marko

Exactly.
'Those tracks' are older than the residence itself.

I’m not Filipino. But HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Sure bud. Sure. Cousin-fuckers watching cars go round an oval is true racing culture.

Based. Unfiltered.

>Max Verstappen as your teammate
what about Ricciardo
>Not a Neweybabby
you mean he cant handle championship winning cars?
>Red Bull environment different to Toro Rosso
what about other drivers who went from tr to rbr then?
>Helmut Marko
this one I can understand

Yes

Bruh enjoy living in your us colony. Keep enjoying your ball kicking game and feminine race car sport. Try watching indycar or imsa sometime.

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they're saving us from a tilkedome so they're based

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What if Wurz made the track?

>Doesn’t have the concept of a “holiday”
>Seething about football
>Seething about F1 in an F1 thread
Go lose some weight you fat fuck. F1 is global, whatever happens in bumfuck cousin-fucking town US is irrelevant.

It'd be based and wurzpilled then

>reminder to stop being poor

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How is F1 relevant to the Philippines? Why do we have Philippines posters?

Zak Brown actually looks like a nice guy.
Too bad, Alonslow controlled him.

i actually like Horner, but thinking marrying a pop star is 'le epic life' is pretty grade school tier
is this true?

Did Fittipaldi already knew in 1972 how Marko was the Devil, so he tried to kill him?

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no support, and it’s reportedly a hard car to drive, based on comments in one of the episodes.

>Want to watch dts but I don't have Netflix
>it's not on xdcc
Oh well I bet it's not even that good

how much do you think he cheats?

Based aussie and tifosipilled

>>>why was Pierre so shit at Red Bull?

They were too busy sucking AMX cock and Gasly didn't suck it good enough for them.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's not even that good but it's still pretty good.

*CRRRRRNCHK* ARGH!
*WHHHRRRRRRR* "hehe" *BEEP BEEP*

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quality post

yes, he was with a woman called Beverley Allen for 14 years and left months after she gave birth to his daughter Olivia to start dating Geri.

Bernie and his wife sided with Beverley and helped them out as did Newey and his wife.
Things have now calmed down, they all interact and his parents don't hate him but they refused to go to his wedding with Geri at the time.

>play fantasy GP
>used google account last year
>google account no longer supported
>try to change password using the instructions that fantasy GP sends me
>it doesnt work
>can't receive password reset email

Anyone else have this problem? I want to get back into the league and play against you bros again this year

With the way this is looking, all incoming flights from Italy will be cancelled before Australia.

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Why would a full bonafide Filipino ask this question¿? Only Pakis that use VPNs don't know that
F1 is fairly popular here in the past since Senna was a global icon that everyone here loved
Nowadays its only the Boomers and Schumifags left

*thunk*

"OH GOD YOU BLOODY IDIOT DONT YOU KNOW TO LOOK BOTH WAYS WHEN YOU CROSS THE ROAD!"

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oh no Brazil bros, we got too cocky

>3:59
You're not even trying anymore Rakesh

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Yeah I had this last year so I just didnt bother I just made a new account for this season

Better?

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Worth noting no Newey car has won a championship in 7yrs

Can't believe someone thought this would be a good subject to paint, let alone a quarter second later when it was ded driver and giblets...

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> MISSION WIN-NOW
Unlikely

are ferrari and alpha tauri going to be able to take part in the australian grand prix?

what about this one?

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SOON

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tfw senna dies

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God I miss the early 2000s

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F

Why their faces are so long?

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idk. he should've just stuck to the cars because they're quite good but the faces are funny

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this its his time

>I would cumin her, certainty.

Underrated mate

odds that hamilton retires this year?

VAMOS CHECO

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it's pronounced "kyu-min"

Anime

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Alonso would've won if he stayed in Ferrari

Anime

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Fuck me Albon's sisters all have giant tits.

Have it on good authority that Alex sniffed their knickers when he was a young lad

That’s not me, you absolute fucking idiot.

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>11:06 three hours ago
>
>07:22 now
something does not add up here

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drive to sruvive is VERY CRINGE this season I have to say, don't like it, not one bit, only bit I liked was when Toto said "muh home race many fans" then they show him go onto the stage and the crowd are 90% wearing ferrari caps.

Texas time.

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Check the archives fatty, not going to spoon feed or explain it twice.

That’s scene was so fucking awkward with the camera switching between him and the baguette. Fucker insinuated Nico was a CURSE to Renault, hope they never win again.

Plastic fan: the post

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>didn't put his number on it
strange

it could be worse, he could be a '''M. city''' fan

He's actually Arsenal fan, imagine all the years of coping he has had to do

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>wenger tactics
I almost feel sorry for him

>DTS2
>Buxton being a cunt to Paddy
imagine being willslow and firing the only capable guy in your team, the absolute state of British motor engineering

Ferrari is finished, Long live Mclaren, Long live Hamilton

t. Benson

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Nah, Benson is this :
>Waaaah what do you mean Ferrari and FiA had a engine settlement aaaaaa cheaters! Reeeeeee Ferrari International Assistance again reeeee fuck todt he's still a ferrari fag cheating Italians aaaaaa

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this but unironically

This but unironically

>Sophia
We need more meme Magic

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>Dogfart shirt
>no pants/skirt in public

Has Carrie, dare I say, gone gravure?

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how old is tom clarkson?

I did say he’s older than 14 definitely.

I’d say* fucking autocorrect

FIA been bending to Merc too much, time to help Ferrari to keep it balanced

>start of the Orthodox Easter fast
Based Petrov

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>Being vegan for 40+ days
Not my thing

>posted

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Netflix can't do shit right.

Imagine being named Bent

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Live timing for F2/F3 testing:
livetiming.getraceresults.com/bahrain#screen-results

Live timing for Formula mEme testing:
livetiming.alkamelsystems.com/fiaformulae

our year

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Chadwick SMOL

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>Yes, Über? Einmal zur Wolffschanze, please.

>Gays.

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how the fuck does powell have a career?
beaten by a 40 year old amateur in f3 in 2013 and yet she is now with the formula e????

is that lace part of the shirt(?) or from the lingerie?
brb.

What's with Deletraz gloryrunning all the times in testing?

>implying that's not his long run pace with a full tank of fuel and worn tyres

G O A T R A Z
O
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R
A
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Eleven (11) days till FP1 bros

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Uhhh

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This year ART F2, maybe Lungaard will be yellow instead of red

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Or I could have just watched Sirotkin's insta to discover it's red too

Last two digits of this post decide which driver gets the corona

>#3
>#7
gimi and ric posters btfo

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Poor lad's trying to impress someone.
If he does well this year he might go to mEmE or WEC but I don't see him accomplishing anything with that Charouz against this grid

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A red flag about NOW would be nice

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APOLOGISE

Results of the first session.

>Chinese driver in a NIO still last
Full credit for keeping up consistency despite changing driver

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>P1 by +251
It's over

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will he be #blessed

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He will not be stopped this season.

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>gets attacked by not one but two dropbears
>shoves his foot up each of their arseholes

How can Lewis ever compete with the new Bottas?

Really makes ya think.

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>Dogfart

Why would you name your porn site dogfart?

T: had to google what you were on about

I like seeing Valtteri be so happy.

Webber has the same amount of WDCs as Dildo boy's podiums last year.

>Why would you name your porn site dogfart?

I completely agree.
The only answer is: "because Ameritards"

>Using Bahrain F2 testing as the honeymoon
Cute

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>tfw you will never go out drinking with Carrie and finger her on the platform while waiting for the train home

Someone post lewds of WAGlad.

>tfw no gf watching you race in the mid 90's

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unexpected benefit of having a cycling gf - you can wear her pants/shorts

>ywn be on your knees, kissing her neck when she burns your hair being careless with her cigarette

Reminder that Minttu is a braindead bimbo flight attendant who married up.

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hoer

Is this good enough?

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>Waiting for yet another Mercedeswinslol season

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Digits and Stroll becomes WDC 2020

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>Absent mindedly putting Sophia away after taking this photo
>Hear parents joking in the other room
>Shout out joke to them
>Mum walks in to continue the joke
>My brain doesn't register that I'm holding a sex toy in front my mother for a good minute

I don't think she realised or actually took any notice as to what it was but fucking hell that was stupid.

She probably saw worse when it came to washing the pile of socks she found under your bed when you were at school

m8 I'm not one of those degenerates who coom'd in their socks.

I just pulled some used boxers out of the washing basket to clean up.

What the actual fuck he is wearing?

Didn't realise there was such a market for this - reckon I could sell some prints?

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Some very old Marvel PJs.

I don't read comics (No idea why these got bought for me) but they are comfy in that "It's sunday and I can't be arsed getting dressed properly" kinda way

How does one get an Aussie gf?

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>That first win of the year

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be rich and live in monaco

Who does all the race voice overs on drive season 2

Could he save Ferrari?

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I think its Jack Nicholls, the same for formula e, at least he is better than croft

>cat rushed into surgery & might not survive

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Aww shit.

Hope things turn out alright m8

And?

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I'm sorry to hear that, fren

>nooo not my heckin katzerinooo

why, meowcardial infarction?

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Strength to your puss

best wishes

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Based gimi racing f1 as a hobby

I'm so sorry user.
Hoping it turns out alright.

>Why yes, I do suck dick, how could you tell.

>m8 I'm not one of those degenerates who coom'd in their socks.
>I just pulled some used panties out of the washing basket to clean up.

FTFY

>tfw one of you dumb fucks put the wrong Feline in the death note
In all seriousness though life & good health to the cat bro

Hopefully your cat will make it! Wish your cat the best.

>>cat rushed into surgery

Lucky you guys put that extra £350,000,000 a week in to the NHS.

>nooooo not my heckin animuuuls
lol

I dont like cats, but godspeed user

END IT NOW

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>Doohan getting exposed as a shitter by /our girl/

BASED

1000 YEARS DOMINATION WHEN

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GUYS, EVERYONE IS DOING QUICK LAPS, GET IN THERE

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he looks more like MVG every passing the day

>RED FLAG

>Red Flag

That is pretty powerful magic you have.

Uh oh, who binned it?

Theo Pourchaire

probably Theo, since he is not in pits

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Did Horner get hair implants ?
Fucking ugly back then

>Sophia P13, beats the HWAs

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at least durbo will meet a new friend

*beats off the HWAs

FTFY

>Car #25 Pass Checkered Flag Two Times

The shanty town of Schumacher

habbenings

Fuck man, strength to your cat

UNDISPUTED BEST CURRENT DRIVERS LIST

0.ALO (IF HE COMES BACK)

1. VET
2. RIC
3. NOR
4. HAM
5. LEC
6. VER

he really got into the cuck aesthetic
Bottas mtf first female in F1 before that colombian chick

Do you seriously have 7000+ sophia pics named like that?

How do you find anything?

What is Sophia0001?

Ilott's UNI Virtuosi

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Prema 2020

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Prema+SMP

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>exposed carbabbies make up half the list
God help the grid

SMP? More like SIMP

Hitech
I could post all but it's boring so I'll just recap
>Zhou is like Ilott but yellow instea of red
>Trident is the usual Trident colors
>HWA is BWT stuff
>MP is orange and black
>Charouz and Campos already seen
>Carlin is RB livery
>ART I've posted earlier
>DAMS is the usual DAMS

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>team has the best car
>can get any driver they want
>chooses a carbabby
nope retard

>Mazepin causes a red flag

Typical

>implying he doesn't have a customized Dewey Decimal System for Florsch pics

Also the tyres don't look too bad desu

Quite like the Hitech, not too exciting but a bit of VJM10 launch livery about it
This guy gets it

dunno if i like donk wheels on racing cars

About this, barring all the testing Jupiter's moon position, shakedown etc. stuff, keep in mind that last year's quali time was 1:40.504 with RAGlad lapping at 1:43.343

Post >yfw new Ferrari scrutiny input gets Merc disqualified

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disqualified for the last 5 years

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He needs to be saved first

Imagine how BTFO Emilia """Pikkarainen""" must feel that her husband left her for a less attractive women.
>being that unlikable of a person

based

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Any news from Grando?
Or was he GLUE'd and MEATLOAF'd already?

it's the new tyres.

The engineers knew they were gonna lose that time.

turbo speed and health to your kitty

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All's well bros

Now that we know that Emilia is a horrible person, have we considered the fact that Emilia in fact killed Durbo?

Perkele, this is like another winter war

Yeah, they are already in the 1:42s tho

Boomers don't want noise over their gameshows

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>@AmericanAir is suspending flights to Milan through April 24, the first U.S. carrier to do so after today's heightened travel alert for northern Italy.

And that's it for Ferrari and Pirelli. See you (if we are still alive) in Spa after summer break.

>NHS

Never gonna make it

>/f1/ will need to face Euro2020 during off-season
Lads...

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the nigga playing plague inc rn must be furious

Italy already has over a thousand people confirmed with corona and 29 deaths

>And that's it for ... Pirelli

I hadn't thought about the tyre supply being cut.

>gizmodo.com.au/2019/11/inside-pirellis-massive-formula-one-tire-operation/
>Pirelli’s main motorsport tire production factory is located in Romania, meaning that the design and the actual production is undertaken in two different countries. And, just in case anything really major happens in Romania, Pirelli has a whole entire backup factory waiting in Turkey that can start production at the flip of a switch.

So designed in Italy, but made in Romania, and they still have previous production facility in Turkey as a back up.

>samaia

Hankook doesn't seem to be mentioning any possible supply issues with their series right now and SK has things way worse than Italy.
A lot will change in the next two weeks of course, we'll see I guess

bring back bridgestones and michelins

>ynr when we were discussing whether to move /f1/ to another board during the world cup
we'll be fine. no habbening is too great for /f1/ to get dabbed on.

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I still think /f1h/ - Formula 1 General On Holiday would have been fun

18 months off-season /f1/ would be peak comfyness

should Micks manager hire Jos for some tough love?

>Euro2020

Keep in mind there will be less posts than normal without the Brits.

is it just me or do these look like KINO?

>without the Brits
wtf are you talking about

Britain isn't part of Europe anymore, dummy.
How can they be a part of Euro 2020?

It's geographical Euro, not Union you dumb fuck
Israel should not be in tho

>implying Euro2020 will go forward as planned
It will not.

Imagine seething this hard to obvious bait.

Sad.

>Binland qualifies for the first time for EURO
>Corona-chan enters
AFLA

desu having it spread out continent wide probably helps its chances of going ahead.

Lel right, didn't thought about the irony of this
>Out of all the years for a pandemy to break out it's the only year where there's an itinerant football cup

>Final between England and the Netherlands cancelled due to Corona
That's the only thing that could possibly threaten /f1/

can you just go to bed already, please?

what did he write?

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>implying that the Australian Department of Shitposting doesn't allocate people shifts

gimi wdc 2020

but it's only 2330

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"That Ferrari is PLANTED"

Sir Guy or Deruvala shat the bed

How do you achieve this kind of CHADness?

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Oh fuck
Godspeed user & user's kot

They haven't collided, have they?

Don't think so, Sir Guy went missing way later than Daruvala
Or maybe he got him on the way back to the pits

It was Sirotkin

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Wait why is Tom Dillmann doing F2 testing?

>JUST

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NEW

Maybe Sato goto Corona'd during the break

you post this like it matters. she's remained hot and has given him a bunch of kids

i'm sorry mate

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