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Le 33 year old boomer edish

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shit sport full of doping homosexuals and butch lesbians.

>BRAVO NOLAN

fuck

mysonbros...

>tfw no Gabe

*constricted airflow of the throat commences*

>myson

djoko made me lose 30 euros, but congrats to monfils, he is on fire. he will win vs tsi in the final for sure

nth for mugu

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well at least it's over

Welp, gg. No way he can last another set.

damn fuck

>djokovicwinslol

>clownfils

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HAPPENINGS

When monfils became this good? Does svitolina pussy have some magic powers?

>he really thought memefils would win
lmao just lmao 17-0 record incoming

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>AHHHH save me Elina

Night bros

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CHOKEFILS

post the one with the thiem reaction

this looks painful tbqh

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how does it feel to blame the crowd, lads?

idk which one that is

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its the same webm you posted but thiem was in the stands watching the game and he does this face

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I feel kinda sad for Monfils, out of all of these losses against Djokovic, this one was probably the closest he's ever been to winning. He's been stellar throughout the first two sets despite having been average at best all week. Winning the last point againt Djokovic really is the hardest thing to do in tennis.

>montfils choked

colour me unsurprised

I woudn't say he choked since he saved 7 set points, there was just no way any of the match points he managed to get could have allowed him to win against Djokovic

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slept for about 12 hours, lads... glad I didn't witness Monfils choking 2bh

Fack

The second match point was definitely a choke. He was completely frozen, just hitting weird balls to the middle with no purpose until Novak attacked.

Based Hev

Well user only one way to find out

genocide servebots

*fights you*

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pic unrelated obviously

She won in straight sets with 2 winners. That’s how you really fight

Was that a bat?

dunno but FUCK jizzner

There’s literally nothing wrong with endless tiebreaks

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>le double fault at break point man

twitter.com/sebatorok/status/1233462707598372864
How do we stop him? He just keeps on getting better

I wish I was that flexible. The only time I ever did the splits was on accident from jumping on the bed

This goblina (the Mexican one) is kinda qt

>NWL

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Don't forget men pretending to be women on roids, the Williams brothers!

the deep discomfort in his eyes is haunting

business idea: hit lets so you get a first serve without the shot clock

are you a genius

youtube.com/watch?v=ozFA-WGZw9w

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>Dubai final is at 2 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
why won't tennis allow me to have a steady sleep schedule? I really want to watch this

You don't even have to do that. You can just catch your ball toss.

yeah I think Stefanos does that lol. bit transparent though innit

fuck off, I claimed Kudermetova first. She's my waifu.

>le faceblind maymay

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Biathlon is pretty cool, for once Ben isn't Kringle

>monfils is 33

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>my son is older than me

>gaytee doesn’t recognize my posts
Lmao @ his life

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My waifu

yes (is actually mine)

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Fuck off tom

Who is the zagitova of tennis?

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who are the most qt ebony tennis waifus, tennis bros? jungle fever guy here, looking to swing my racket if you know what i mean

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but is your racket bigger than hers? her's is always extended

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>imagine being an jungle fever pleb

modest white trad wife > monkey-ass qveenz

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>trad wife
Kys

Gaytee tier no wonder why your dad khs

fuck off you redditors

...

CAM ON SISSYPAS
NOURISH YOUR SENSATIONS

Stefanos is so legit

Maybe this is why he’s so autistic

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>trad wide
Pic unrelated I hope.

didn't you watch what his mum did afterwards? she showed up at the press conference after his last match and grilled him about how many other great players have their parents travel with them and shit
honestly, I'm not that fond of this cringe zoomer but this made me feel bad for him. that was some passive aggressive bullshit his mum pulled

good god maybe I've been too hard on the poor cunt

yeah I love his game but I have trouble pulling for him because of his antics but this perhaps contextualises some of it even though it may not excuse it

Stefanos doing very well to not crumble just yet

Tsitsipas losing to Raonic ruined the AO.

kek possibly true desu. AO is still Novak's turf but it would have been a 5-setter I reckon

He would've at least taken some energy out of Djokovic. Thiem playing nearly 8 hours for his QF/SF compared with Djokovic breezing through Raonic and an injured Federer was the deciding factor in the final. Thiem was unironically the better player and simply ran out steam.

m-mommy

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also lost a bit of momentum after set 4 where Djokovic took a MTO. would have loved to see a Thiem - Tsitsipas final

PAZ Y AMOR MY FREN

>DWL

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djokobot is getting stronger

Yeah that was awkward and he even said it was common in the ATP but she stilled grilled him about it

*uncommon
but yeah, he asked for examples from the ATP besides Zverev and she said Rublev who I don't think travels with his parents anymore lol

Any Greekbro in here want to translate?

yeah, he said, "please save us, kyrGOAT"

something about goats cheese

kek... he got a coaching warning for THAT? the umpire is clearly not an Aussie

>broken
Welp it’s over

so many sensations...
left..
unnourished...

>Tsitsi is only 21
i was a navel gazing dumbfuck at 21

stream pls, can't seem to find the one i usually use

that didnt change
hahah gotem

live-tennis.stream/watch/novak-djokovic-live-free.html
is GOAT my dude

this is the one, idk what the fuck was happening but I couldnt find this website lmao
thanks bro

ELLA

who's the comfy English commentator? she sounds so mmmm.....nice!

cheers bruv

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ok it's ogre 4 real this time

>still learning SOOOOOOOO MUCH
fucking nextgen my arse

That wasn’t even remotely close why does he waste his calls

for me it's englands brace Nolan Dunwich

Annabel Croft if it's the same commentary I'm getting.

Yes, that's the one. Cheers m8.

>2 500s
>Djokovic wins one
>Nadal wins the other
It's all so tiresome.

Fritz shal fry Roidal

have we had the masha retirement thread?

Was Sabalenka sexually agressing that blond guy??? Wtf

>"I'm not kidding actually"

LMFAO what a G_d

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yes the whole 3 posts of it

what happened

webbum?

I'm not kidding actually...
I'M FOOKIN KILLIN IT

god I wish that were me
???

Yes

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He was asked about his season goals
He said he wanted to go unbeaten all season
Then said he was joking and then took that back

he actually wasn't kidding, I bet. I think I read somewhere that he told his dad to build a shelf for the other three slams after he won AO... big things are coming, brehs

>THIS TROPHY PRESENTATION
not bad actually

Tursonov?

>mfw in the tennis club
>go to the water fountain
>passing cunny in a children expedition eyes me up and down
>get a funny feeling
delet this

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SABS is a Top

i found those golden girls quite relaxing actually ...quite classy ...better than the fucking Ukrainian bollywood cheer girls

Captain Halo cringed everything up of course

i just replied to myself...FFS
i need to stop drinking

Yeah, that was him

Flying through Dubai tomorrow and drunk af myself

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Drinking on 10+ hours flights is quite based

svitolina ?

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Djokovic sounds high

Also here’s the video of Tsitsipas insane mom
youtu.be/_KkWYnkWAiQ

Will not be drinking on the flight
Have a 6 hr layover so I'll probably sleep in the lounge

Based Mom
What a qt

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shut the fuck up

That hurts, bro
Why

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that was not based and that was not cute

youtu.be/C1d9LfYgkRc

>FAA is in the top 10
How?

I hate aoc so much

For me it’s Heather Watson

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I want to lick her stained asshole but also never see her face again
mixed feelings here

I want her to step on me

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that will hurt sir

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Kek Ruud is already higher ranked than Kyrwog

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>Dove Men+Care Open

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bulgaria was right

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>it...it’s just because they offered more money

*cracks open can*
*sip*
Now Xena that was a good show

Epicly cringe post

...

^at least I have a dad

based heav

Watching mls

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Watson just choked 5 championship points kek

Also why i cant watch my boys Cabal and Farah? No streams at all for doubles

I see that she likes to choke
She can choke on my dick if you know what I mean

>
>She can choke on my dick if you know what I mean
What did he mean by this?

How does one eat more than half of a steak made for 3 people

Stopped watching during the tiebreak thought it would be over by now. Sad!

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>Supersport showing UFC instead of Nadal

>it’s elementary my dear watson
Yikes

Quiet, jew

20 minute delay for a light issue

for me, its girl college 10is

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might as well be returning from the stands tbqh

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my gf used to play college tennis, womens is kino

how is her backhand?

>nadal's first time warning
Just ban him already

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Rafa literally hates the rules

>You don like'a tha good tennis

>a plaque

>have to wait another week till Indian Wells
what do I do until then?

based monkey

>guy who annihilate indians in the comment section
yep, that's him

>chad son factory vs. seed stealer femtwink

Coom non-stop

>Janowicz - Gulbis final in a literallywhere Challenger
based

stream: livestream.com/ATP/events/9020941
starts in about 4 hours

uni won't let me spend my days cooming

Same already have an assignment due in 2 weeks

it's not so bad for me. my life is pretty uneventful. this gives me something productive to do

EBHW

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I didn't know Meghan Markle took up tennis

That's a big ball

Well, she's got a lot more free time these days
UUUU

oh wow fritz lost?
omg im shocked

Now that the dust has settled, new tennisfu

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cringe (like all of your posts)

You prepped yet /xyz/?

For what?

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woke up this morning and checked: 2994
you reminded me of it just now: 2996

im a little scared

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Everyone at the airport in Dubai has it

More for me

Hows Katie Swan doing?

Probably in the mid-200s

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still playing literal who ITF tournaments

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based

who will you play 10is with when the corona wipes half of the population?

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Zoomies

bros im not saying im gay but come on now

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How would Gabe feel that his own countrymen is about to win their first title

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Based leaf

Forgot image

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>google peter polansky
>this comes up youtube.com/watch?v=u1BW4Nayfm4
ah yes, based department? please cancel my last order

He unironically would

My waifu :)

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Is she back to being fat?

i guess the wog is in for a ruud awakening.
ok im out

that's Wild

fucking kek. love the commentary

Nadull? Yeah fuck'im

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This Lyon tournament has one of the oddest lineups I've seen.

>the Australian Open winner
>Kristina Mladenovic as a #2 seed
>a player using her protected ranking to enter a mere WTA International
>Daria Kasatkina

I miss Gabe

who

Is there any shot in tennis more graceful than a good one handed backhand cross court from the baseline?

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a ohbh cross preceded with two angled forehands cross
i executed one just two days ago shit was so cash

yes, a two-handed backhand winner down the line

get out

the two-handed backhand is the ultimate pleb filter

>waah look at me im pretending to be retarded and use replies calling me out on my retardation as encouragement to act even more retarded because attention in any shape or form is pleasurable to my deprived self
pathetic

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?
it's not that serious, lad...

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sorry i was butthurt. my back hurts and i couldnt ply 10is yesterday
in other news
Coronavirus Death Toll

3,069 deaths

boris the florist missing out on prime caro content

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For me, it's the backhand slice winner curving away from your opponent.

post er leg's

caro is a trainwreck

>garshita

seyboth wild retweets bolsanaro oy wey it's like tennys all over again

hecute

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strawpoll.me/19476853

^(You)

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Video link?

youtu.be/ZXjB1u-W9EM

ah I see. Dolgopolov is also one of the slice GOATs

uni is hard

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it's a sloane wins her first match in a decade episode

>two-handed backhand

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I know that feel
>in class rn

damn stephens is a thick nigress, delicious

our girl about to lose to some bilionaire's daughter lmao

You mean his, this chimp is a cheating fuck literally born a male, posing as a female, this shit will come to light soon

Seriously a man competing in women's tennis, fucking lol

pay attention to the lecturer you cunt

Maybe a dozen people in the stands for the Giorgi match

soulless

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you got any sources to back that up^

>mladenoshit

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>dat dasha on the left

*fat dasha

GOD I JUST WANT TO DRINK HER SWEAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tsitsi caca

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our girl

>Parmentier's last season was supposed to be her last
>as a consequence, she monopolized all FR wildcards and was even given a pass to play a match in the Fed Cup final
>jk guys, I'm going for another round
>gets wild cards in every French tournament to get bageled by the likes of Daria Kasatkina
bitch

>azarenka still exists

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Don't disrespect the dancing queen

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She doesn't look like that anymore also I should probably go vote

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that's an awfully designed swimsuit tbf

worst """"""female""""""" body ever

STILL

WOULD

>she's going to wet herself
a coach shouldn't say that when there are mics around lmao

POST her legs more and qt face!

Kasatkina!

Bernie won a match

today seems to be a special day

Didn't get the job bros

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Yes and Just Succ won now he's in the top 600

cute and relevant

would you make sweet sweet love to clijster's stay puft marshmallow body

cringe

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Couldn’t buy toilet paper today

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Imagine that shite going overhead during Kyrshit's serve

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>America
>not cringe
picque une
fucking kek. I'm just gonna jump in the shower after taking a dump lad. based Murdoch has sent everyone into a frenzy

don't let it die you 4channelers

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