Mourning edition
Every portuguese team out of EL.
>Friday, Feb 28 2020
20:30 Portimonense vs Vitoria de Setubal
>Saturday, Feb 29 2020
18:00 Rio Ave vs Belenenses SAD
20:30 Boavista vs Gil Vicente
>Sunday, Mar 1 2020
15:00 Aves vs Pacos de Ferreira
17:30 Maritimo vs Braga
20:00 Vitoria de Guimaraes vs Tondela
>Monday, Mar 2 2020
19:30 Santa Clara vs FC Porto
20:45 Benfica vs Moreirense
>Tuesday, Mar 3 2020
20:00 Famalicao vs Sporting CP
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For me, it’s Porto
boavista
fuck anime nerds
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RUA FILHO DA PUTA
feels so good being a AB3G,just coomed inside my 6'2 gf for the third time today
Based Ameribro
>Sporting playing on a Tuesday for the last time in its life
Based
Portuguese football has been cursed by Boavista.
Surrender and acknowledge the 3rd era of Boavistão™
The Barcelos Cocks shall be the first victims.
has this ever happened before?
no Portuguese teams in the last 16 in any European competition?
this is Cyprus level, jej.
Quick update
>Dad just knocked down sisters door
>pretty sure he is hitting her and mom with belt and still farting huge braps while doing it
>Sister stopped screaming after a few hits,pretty sure she is unconscious again
Based as fuck, also Duran duran is pretty comfy.
Help. What Portuguese team should I bandwagon before visiting Portugal?
All these three seem pretty shitty and never win any international tournaments. My girlfriend is from Braga, but she doesn't like football so she doesn't support any team.
I'm clueless right now.
Don't worry bros, when Europa League Two starts maybe we'll have a chance at winning something in europe again.
Oh não não não não não não não não não
can uefa bring intertoto back?
We will never gonna have proper big european nights again.
No excuses for any team to drop points now
>15,7 cm
>Sporting
>Quaresma
>Romenia
>dont know what the is
SCU Torreense
if you like winning, support porto or benfica
if you like pain, support sporting
not watching this shit league anymore
>gf from Braga
probably not even Portuguese
Just follow Braga. The big teams are fucking up left and right, Benfica is the only one in reasonable financial shape
Braga.
This.
29/02
17:00 CAMPEONATO DE PORTUGAL - BEIRA-MAR x TORREENSE
01/03
15:00 CAMPEONATO DE PORTUGAL - LEÇA x LUS. LOUROSA
17:00 CAMPEONATO DE PORTUGAL - LOULETANO x ARMACENENCES
You're welcome
>rosenborgização
what was meant by that exactly?
>rosenborgização
see you tomorrow bro
>Mfw this 40 year old man is yet again the only thing relevant to Portuguese football after tonight
God save us all
>thinks Benfica can become a top european team
>profile pic: Jonas
forgot pic
winning chronically at home and becoming irrelevant in Europe.
sleeping under the banana tree shade (don't know if this saying exists in english buy anyway)
disgusting botox
fucking creep
no bernardo silva, cancelo, semedo, antony lopes?
>>thinks Benfica can become a top european team
[citation needed]
>winning chronically at home
And that happened when?
>Semedo
I can't imagine the cope levels of this general once we get exposed in the Euros, if we lose vs tinpot teams like Ukraine in the qualification imagine playing vs France AND Germany
I HURT MYSELF
TODAY
You know damn well nobody thinks about those guys over Ronaldo when it comes to portuguese football.
btw wasn't this shaktar's 2nd official match after the winter break?
Yes.
It's implied. At the very least, it's implied that he thinks Benfica can become good in Europe
I can't really imagine any other club winning most competitions at home in the next 10 years.
but if you do, please tell me which.
why can't it? Benfica and Porto should be in CL every year.
there won't even be a Euro 2020, so we're good.
Being a top European club and being good in Europe are two different thigns.
Based flowchart
user I...
Braga is the answer.
Neither did I after Kelvin
as someone who doesnt support any of the so called big three, i hold your meme dearly
It can. But not while Pizzi (or Corona) is the best player of the team, or people think Jonas was a great player (he was great for our league, shit elsewhere)
Redpill me on this Luis Castro of Shakhtar
He turned Shakhtar into machine
Has he always been this good?
Basically what that post said then? The fact he has Jonas in his profile pic doesn't invalidate anything he said, you're just looking for things to criticise.
>32 cm
>Porto
>Marega
>Angolano
>250 kg
olympiacos (pedro martins and josé sá) out too
>RTP3
>guy asks "Is this a shameful night for portuguese football?"
>they all answer "of course not. Nuno Espirito Santo is portuguese, Luis Castro is portuguese, Bruno Fernandes is portuguese, wolves is almost entirely portuguese..."
This is the problem. These fucking retards are unbelievable.
"W-well if you look outside there's tons of portuguese people doing well! So Portuguese football is doing great!"
>>Marega
>>Angolano
REMINDER
they are all on Jorge Mendes payroll
Aged like fucking milk
No, it does invalidate what he says, because Jonas is the symbol of our league getting shittier
Look at the stars of Porto's Penta years. The Mourinho years. The second Tetra years. The Three Leagues, One Defeat years. Hell, look at the stars of Benfica in 2005 and 2010.
Now look at the stars of Benfica's Tetra.
Benfiquistas idolizing Jonas is the saddest proof of the current state of our league
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh aah aah aah ooh ooh ooh ooh
Fuck Lage
Since when does marega do asmr?
Heh...
RIP
Yes we love being critical of actual good managers like him and fonseca and retards like Lage and Conceição are still managing big teams
I think I'm finally ready to apologize.
he did a solid work in Porto B, Chaves and Vitória Guimarães
glad to know ukras r8 him, he seems to be a good man
Spot on
we accept you.. Jesus forgives you for your sins..
NOT QUITE
>arse lel
FUCK Lage. Useless cunt. I'm tired of molesting Tondela. Pathetic
can't figure if weigl is good, bad or if he's just shitting the bed like the rest of the team
but then again if you consider that dortmund let him go for "just" (considering today ludicrous valuations) 20 millions... smells fishy
I honestly think he played like shit in the CL on purpose so he could focus in the EL. Would love to have him back
Gf just sent me this and say shes leaving me for a ukrainian.
How could this day get any worse?
Please tell me he didn't actually say this.
She looks stoned.
He's useless. Was watching him exclusively for the last 10 minutes and it was absurd. The team running only after the ball didn't help but still
What!?
What?
You're happy with being shit in the CL but being decent in the Europa League?
I thought you wanted Benfica to be good in Europe
To me he seems like a system baby, doubt he's ever gonna be good if he keeps playing in a midfield with 2
>decent
Mate we went to two finals and one semifinal with him. It would be a matter of time until we won it. And sure I'd rather have him try to pass the CL stages but still
blessed by zezé
>Lage: "Acho que deixámos uma boa imagem."
>padrasto de Maxime
Quem é que o Zezé anda a comer desta vez?
>It would be a matter of time until we won it.
Nice delusion
tetyana, according to that news article
If Benfica didn't sell Felix, they could a top european club.
>Sporting lost to Demba Ba
>in 2020
LOL
Is Dynamo Zagreb a top European club?
No, they are trash Lmao
Zagreb is a Rosenborg
Sorry, I misunderstood the post, I though he said that, with Felix, Benfica could beat a top european club
Should i watch your league when you have the same amount of teams left as my league in euro competitions?
We have wolves
Just follow our managers abroad
>we're Sweden tier now
Can't stop listening to Grimes' new album lads
I'm currently stuck at only listening to Japanese City Pop while playing Mahjong, comfy as fuck.
Ah yes Tatsuro Yamashita, Eiichi Ohtaki, Seaside Lovers, etc
>Japanese City Pop
Sorry this is a Japanese Math Rock general
What has portuguese football become?
Don't forget about the staple Plastic Love by Mariya Takeuchi
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This one has been touted by the Plastic Love of this generation.
Redpill me on some bangers.
Will you guys now support Wolves in the EL?
I really don't like her that much. But I mean what I'm mostly into is the absolute cheap value of it - what was later used as form for critique of capitalism in vaporwave
Of course we will.
/lifelong/ since 1 hour ago la
>Mendes FC
AWWOOOOOOOOOOO
4 fucking teams
4 fucking teams
we could've racked up so many easy points
just fuck my shit up and wake me up when the Euro starts
GURAIMUSU-SAMA
Digging the new album too. I wasn't so fond of Art Angels.
Same brother
>anime-poster is a pleb
Now, who would have thought!?
>implying there will be a Euro
Post your taste, cunt
I've been supporting Wolves since last year or 2 lad
not only that but a group with germany and france kek
>implying we won't go through in a cheeky 3rd place like in 2016
Not him but this is now an anime tier list general until 7 am tomorrow morning.
>no logh
shit list
They give the animes and you rank them, it just happened that logh wasnt in there but it would be in the 8 rank
ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>making a ranking from someone else's pre-determined list
why don't you make your own you fucking brainlet?
post 3x3
what's that pedo anime name again?
The bottom left? Koi Kaze.
Because I dont remember every single anime I´ve seen and would have to get a picture every single one.
R8 my waifu list
ah that's it, never got around to watch it. i'm always in for depressing shit.
What's the turkish equivalent to croquetes?
>aqua in trash
As it should be
name one good anime
Gintama
Highschool Dxd
Quite hard picking favorites since I've been watching taiwanese slideshows ever since I developed a conscience, wasted and still waste too much time on this.
So I'll just pick the ones that had the highest impact the past 7 years or so...
Made in abyss was really good desu.Waiting for the movie to be translated.
Post the titles of these animes pls. I want to get into anime
Hunterxhunter.Thats the only you gotta know bro trust me.
The second movie?
There are subs already for it on nyaa by Bebas-Raws.
I didn't watch it yet, I'm in the process of translating it myself to Portuguese whenever I have nothing to do, to watch with my wife since she doesn't speak any english...
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If you never got into anime before start from my list with Grand Blue, it's a comedy about a college group with only 12 episodes, absolutely hilarious.
not the sames but I usually recommend these if you dont like naruto type animes(shonens):
92 days, psycho pass, kino no tabi, vinland saga for edgyness
great teacher onizuka, sayonara zetsubou sensei for comedy
Thanks brehs. Gonna check those out
Ah shit Vinland Saga, that one was absolutely based and deserved to be in my list, it's just so hard to pick specially if you're someone that watched for years and follows them seasonal every week on release.
GTO is based comedy indeed.
so the boti anime is good? i was very into the manga but didn't paid much attention when the show came out
this, santos won't (and shouldn't try to) shithouse his way into the final
*the final again
What is the context? Foul pic.
Saudades meus caros
Its the only anime I know that tackles the theme of incest in a serious manner.
Neon Genesis Evangelion / Kenpuu Denki Berserk / Kill la Kill
Ping Pong the Animation / The Pet Girl of Sakurasou / Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
Koi Kaze / Monster / Welcome to the NHK
i havent watched any anime aside from Dragonball Z after school; im downloading Grand Blue and Made in Abyss now
Weigl is playing too deep, and he's not good for a defensive oriented team. He is great at passing, but he cannot chase opponents to save his life. He's too slow for it. Weigl can't press.
>stars Porto
Look at the "stars" you claim and see how many played at big spanish and english clubs and had truly big european careers.
>stars Benfica had in 2005 to 2010
Who? Simão, Petit, Tiago, Rui Costa(for a finale) and later Di Maria, Half-Aimar and Saviola?
>Jonas
Sometimes people just like players without caring if they are world class or good players or not, obviously people like those who scored a lot of goals(not you Cardozo, because fans are retards). It must be hard for you to understand that because you seem like one of those sportinguistas that think players are always bad, when mediocre and coward coaches are the problem and sometimes the board with their business deals.
He is good. Weigl is playing "bad" in the same way Fejsa, Florentino, Samaris did with Lage because one of the mids just plays TO THE FUCKING SIDES and play near the damn cbs, with a 2nd mid doing the same but doing retard long passing.
Weigl with a good coach will just go forward and help offensively, but he will never do that with Lage, because Taarabt is the only baby that can do that.
At the start of every year he would say "champions is another level, we are fighting for 2nd place" even against teams of the same level or a bit worse like Olympiakos and Basel in some years.
He didnt cared about europe, he only cared for the league. Benfica was very lucky on those 2 years of EL finals because Jesus played with bench players in many games and only in the semi finas he would play with best players.
The last coach that actually gave a fuck about europe was Koeman
Does anyone have that picture of super ruin vitória surrounded by the fans after the bayern game
I want to Luis Castro win, he was way too good of a person to train here and deserves it.
This Euro is played in many countries, so, it wont happen.
He's been Lagefied.
It's pretty good, every later episode better than the previous one, so it's a slow starter you need to get invested into.
The latest episode had a specially Kino death, probably the most Kino I've ever seen.
If you want something recent with action, watch both Kimetsu no Yaiba and Vinland Saga, both are amazing.
Another one that has both comedy and action would be One Punch Man, amazing first season, but the second one is also great if you ignore the huge downgrade in art and animation because they changed studios...
Overlord is another one you might enjoy as an entry, Death Note isn't that bad of an entry anime either...ah fuck, I simply know too many to pick 9 favorites, it's just fucking hard and cruel.
The moment I hit post I will definitely remember a couple more that I love, doing those is such a dread for me.
>every portuguese team out of europe
>Yea Forums takes over
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Happy birthday Benfica and thanks for continuing to make my days worse.
BOM DIA /tugão/
Tugao has always been an anime friendly general
Talking about anime in Yea Forums is so bad. They take cartoons too seriously
>Veríssimo for Benfica match
How does that incompetent fool keep getting chances to participate in the most important matches of the round.
Reminder that Sporting would face Copenhaguen if they had defeated the Turks
and that's a bad thing, please fuck off
a winnable match, fml
then again we can't even beat alverca, why do we even bother
>Benfica have conceded at least once in their last 7 home games... their worst defensive run at home since 2011
Ainda brincam, filhos da puta.
She shouldn't have done anal on a school trip.
He just wanted for the doctor to check up on his injury
Because we dont have that many refs and Porto and Benfica are always getting Hugo Miguel, Soares Dias, Sousa, Pinheiro, Xistra
But lets keep thinking we dont need to have foreign refs next season, because that's a sin. And lets keep thinking our refs dont ref outside of the country to get 5k per game.
>SEporting
Jesus back..oh wait.
Amazing how until January we had like 6 or 7 goals conceeded in the league and suddenly shit happens
TOMBOY MUSCLY GF WHEN
The fuck is wrong with Sporting?
>abola.pt
It's normal nowadays. We didn't even gave Inácio happy birthday.
Based Hunterchad
reminder that fábio veríssimo lied on his report and said a benfica fan threw a coin at his head and nothing happened to him
>The fuck is wrong with Sporting?
Everything, next post.
O nosso presidente já está no tribunal
QUEREM MATAR O BENFICA
is this true or just a meme?
they also lost to Robinho and Clichy
yes and vieira never assaulted a member in front of everyone
It's true. She was from my school
ainda bem que caíram todas, é a reflexão do estado do futebol português, talvez comece a haver uma mudança...
é preciso uma grande limpeza
(gostava tanto que os adeptos do benfas e porto acordassem para vida )
Translation: Please watch our league
what does that have to do with anything lol
Porto bros... We got too cooky
>é a reflexão do estado do futebol português
it is
>talvez comece a haver uma mudança...
there won't be
>é preciso uma grande limpeza
it is needed, but there won't be
>(gostava tanto que os adeptos do benfas e porto acordassem para vida )
they never will
It's ok, Leverkusen has a better team, no shame in losing to them now
What is shameful is getting to a state where we have a worse team than Leverkusen, but that couldn't be fixed right now
But we're talking about Demba Ba, you know what I mean
It's about FranciscoJ Marques
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Also Germany has a better league than us. We show hatred on sport's shows, we have stupid presidents showing hate on tvs.
Sporting president prefers a war with fans.
On German league, fan's support is amazing with smoke
fake. she was just caught giving a little blowie to some dude during a school trip to Fatima iirc. there was a video on the internet but i guess it was took down because they are both minors
>she was just caught giving a little blowie to some dude during a school trip to Fatima
Só classe
Same presidents already had better results in europe, even with meh or limited squads. Lage and Conceição arent coaches for big teams, that's the problem. They dont have long term experience as coaches and dont know how to play in europe and to motivate the squads
Teams that cant do basic defending, it's a coach problem. When you see a guy like Pepe defending like an amauter that's the coach problem.
>Sporting president prefering wars
Keep thinking Varandas is the only problem and those claques are good guys. it seems throwing flares at Patricio wasnt enough, or the "visitinhas" they did on x-mas to speak with the capitones Adrien/William/Patricio, or Alcochete
Every big club's fans whenever things go bad, they go to have a talk with the players. Happened with Guimarães recently, happened with benfica (revealed by an ex player).
Flares are thrown by everyone.
>They dont have long term experience as coaches and dont know how to play in europe and to motivate the squads
>Jesus had over 20 years of experience in lesser teams
>Vitor Pereira had experience in Porto's formation
>AVB had a great team and worked with Mourinho
>Jesualdo was already one of the most experienced at the time
>Adrianse, Trapatoni and Boloni were foreigners
>Mourinho worked with Bobby Robson and Van Gaal
>Jaime Pacheco only won in the 4th year
>Inacio also worked with Robson
>Fernando Santos was great at Estoril and Amadora
>Oliveira was player-coach at Sporting ten years before
You may have a point
to fix our league there will be needed:
1- Foreign referees for a year or two
2- The audio log of the VAR MUST be published
3- Clubs are forbidden to give tickets to any athletes and members of the judicial system even if its given indirectly by another person. These people must buy their a full priced ticket with a credit card to watch.
4- If a club has a game to be played on closed doors then the following game will be on closed door without exceptions so clubs cant stack games forever
5- Financial winnings of games are split between the teams, the home team wont get the 100% of the earnings
6- Object thrown on pitch = kicked out of the stadium and banned for a year.
7- No masks allowed on the stadium, mouth masks are ok.
8- Ultra stands of the stadium get airport style checks. If a flair is still lighten then the club gets a 10 point deduction. If a flair gets thrown on the pitch 20 point deduction. If its a fake ultra just trying to deduct points then ban for life
9- any crimes like bribery done by members of the club board will be applied to the club SAD no exceptions.
and because i dont like benfica
10 - Foreign judges, see you at distrital
most of those stars had several years if not most of their careers in Portugal
a couple being flops when they finally left (not all or even most) doesnt mean they werent fantastic players while here
this for Porto and benfica in those years
jonas on the other and was a shitter who could never do it when the game got a bit bigger (only 1 goal vs Porto and it was a penalty lmao)
This happens in stupid countries. That should not happen, people may get mad outside of the stadium after a game, but demanding to talk personally with players or coaches? Just fuck off with that and those stupid supporters
>flares
THEY DO NOT THROW AGAINST THEIR OWN PLAYERS. Flares are wrong, but some sportinguistas are doing it worse and people think that's natural. This fucking retarded country
Still wrong.
Agree but what we do with "benfica claques"? They are ""official"" by LFV
maybe limit what "official" claques can do. If they are not official then they cant hang flags, use flags,etc
The worse part with Benfica is that Benfica actually have money to get some experienced coach. But big teams now love to get the new baby star without caring. More when they are ex-players and they think that's enough to manage some big team with so many supporters on their back
Then you see how bad or mediocre they actually are in europe. They cant even park a bus, which was the common thing a portuguese team would do against some team of the top leagues of europe
For these coaches is also bad for their career because they skip natural steps and go from smaller teams to big teams like nothing. Same as some youth players being forced to A teams without playing 2 or 3 years on B teams and some team in the 1st league.
>we need a rugby style VAR
>corruption cases should result in big fines for the club and prison for board and SAD members
>supporters who disrupt matches (violence, throwing stuff, racism, etc., flares, smoke, and banners, should all be ok) banned and more ultra groups made responsible, instead of the club
>fines and sentences for clubs cant be appealed or stacked forever
>tv rights centralization
>more investment in referees and managers training
>more policies towards to improve local support
thats how you fix portuguese football
>towards to improve
towards improving
but in short its:
>improve professional quality
>fairer policies between clubs
>crack down on crimes
sounds simple enough, but still, here we are
That's already a thing though. Why do you think NN and DV don't use flags anymore?
>sporting put Pedro guerra in court for exposing private sporting emails
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Nothing happened to him
>Francisco J Marques exposed Benfica emails and is accused of 7 crimes
NOoOoOoOoO Not my Benfiquistão
16h02: Miguel Coutinho, advogado que representa o Sporting, pergunta a Fernando Mendes porque não foi ao Estádio de Alvalade falar com Jorge Jesus, sendo interrompido pela juíza Sílvia Rosa Pires - “Porque eles treinam na Academia, até eu sei isso”.
Sigam ao segundo o nosso presidente parças
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For me, it's Casa Pila
Baseadinho
Holy shit
yes im sure there were gunshots and literally NO ONE noticed and never showed up on the news
im starting to think bruno is deluional
kek
Argentines are retarded. Specially William.
Like if you hear everything that happens in a city with a lot of noise
>im starting to think bruno is deluional
what are you talking about? the man is completly insane
>threatened his life
>in return, bruno told him that if he ever felt threatened, he should call him
this doesn't make a lot of sense bruno...
Being a public figure brings troubles and all of them get death threats. You shouldn't take them seriously. Cmtv guys said that every single one of them gets threats.
If you as the owner of a club feel things starting to crumble, you warn them and if any problems contact me.
I'm getting quite tired of all this bruninho/varandas sporting drama tbqh. It was funny at first, now it's just boring.
NÃO GOSTAS NÃO COMES Ó CUORNO
>eles são dois
Baseado
he based
It's the automatic porquista response. They don't even think, they just automatic go "but what about this?"
Based Andre Silva saving us.
>mamilo
William Carvalho or fuck off
Patricio in goal.
FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO
Don't play coy benfiquista user. "What about you?" resumes pretty much every portista-benfiquista discussion. It's both ways.
JUDGE COPE
What is he saying?
ofc, he's so consensual I forgot to put him
I would try to replace Pepe.
The problem is Varandas
I like your optimism anão but its Fernando Santos we are talking about here.
>silas' exit being discussed
We definitely need to find another CB but there's no one like Pepe unfortunately.
Do we even have any CB that isn't shit? Rúben Dias is strong, but Ferro is shit, that kid from Porto hasn't shown anything good yet, im not aware of anyone else.
The problem is that he is STILL our best cb, now that Dias and Ferro became mental midgets...
Counting on Queiros...
Just look for U-19 talents and start nurturing them.
>André Silva
>Danilo
>Raphael
>Click to Edit
LMAAAAOOOO BROOOOOO
Meant for:
the kids from u19 aren't good enough for NT. They aren't even good enough for our farmers league. Never will be.
Some big promises like Trincão who has a 500M release clause will never see NT football either. We've way too many players on the wings.
Sporting want to sack their coach. I think this is the third coach in the season.
>why, yes, I think Guedes, Florentino and Semedo would be much better, what gave it awaya, insh'allah!?
Nice strawman.
Andre Silva is getting his form back at based Eintracht. Just scored two great goals for us today. He /or Paciencia should play together with Cristiano.
You guessed one of them right friend.
what form? he's always been really poor
he's good
>Raphael
he's also good
>Danilo
also good if in shape
> has never seen him play iRL
And it's Guedes
>scoring against leipzig
lmao who cares shit club
Try again
Fuck off, the Bundesliga is a farmer's league and Salzburg is easy to defeat!
>leipzig
Please be a porquista falseflagging!
Rude.
OH NO NO NO NO MATOSINHOSBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!
What the fuck is this autism!?
i picked only the hot players
>joão feliz
Get this choking zoomer away from my NT.
who the fuck is queiróz?
Somebody that won the Youth League
wow, amazing accomplishment.
seething
Better than not winning the Youth League
we were tired since day 1
unfortunately for you winning the youth league means nothing in terms of your development.
>this could be our defense right now
I'll never forgive Porto SAD for screwing this up
For me, it's Click to edit
*BAM BAM*
CAM ON
*BAM BAM *
VITÓRRIA
*BAM BAM*
SCORE SAM FAKKING GOALS
*BAM BAM*
Oh no no no no
Acabei de mandar mensagem à PSP a perguntar se um elemento das forças de segurança podia oferecer porrada através do Facebook
"... contra os bretões, marchar, marchaaaaaar"
VITÓRIA
CERVEJA
TECHNO
>you will never have a crazy cat lady gf
life is so cruel, corona chan just take me...
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Grupo being cheeky as usual. There's gotta be a screenshot of that somewhere
just checked out Portimonense's social media and it's been invaded by terrorists
Who the fuck is mimi?
Some iraqi player apparently
Nós, fãs do Iraque, vemos Muhannad Ali Mimi merecendo jogar em um dos grandes clubes europeus, como Real Madrid, Barcelona ou Liverpool e outros. Aqui, o estúpido treinador Muhannad está sentado no banco. Aqui está um treinador idiota. Jackson é um idiota furioso? Ha Olhe Muhannad que não recebeu Uma bola. Minha mensagem para o treinador estúpido. Se você está buscando vitória, deve jogar um Muhannad básico, caso contrário, seu destino será o segundo grau.
We want Mimi to participate, we will burn tires in front of your club if Mimi does not participate in the match
Mimi best player Portimonense, expect many goal. Jackson selfish very bad.
Boas noites /tugão/, dont let the "big" bad clubs bite you.
And fuck Varandas
You guys think Juventus will pass this round of the CL?
I dont want TSU to die like this.
nope
Watch him pull an Atlético, like last season.
I stopped caring about TSU the moment I found out he put botox. What a fucking faggot man. Hope he misses EURO 2020. total embarrassment
??? did he really?
Would Wolves win Premier Aguila?
is it confirmed?
the botox thing, I mean.
I thought it was just rumor.
FUCK YOU
I just finished Ping Pong the Animation and it was one of the best things I’ve seen in my life
Dunno I took it from some Yea Forums thread
Would not suprirse me. He does look pretty weird in the webm of the juve match.
BONS DIAS CARALHO
>renews with Rio Ave
This guy played with Robocop and did over 100 games with Covilhã before that. What a legend. Deserved to have played at a bigger team
Baseadinho
Bruno de carvalho announced he's running for president
Pls come back Bruno
>1st president from jail
Varandas
YOU'RE FIRED
What jail? He's innocent. Listen all the audios from court.
Bdc audio já está cá fora. Bdc pôs um processo contra Ricardo Gonçalves que era na altura o segurança da academia, quando foi invadida e indicou o caminho aos criminosos. Sabes o que este Ricardo Gonçalves é agora? Chefe de segurança do Sporting. Oh e já agora, este Paulo Gonçalves estava no whatsapp do ataque
is this true?
It's a mixed phrase. "vou lutar pela minha reintegração e reeleição do Sporting clube de Portugal"
And everyone that talked and literally spit on his back saying he was the main guy will go to court. Rui pedro bras, Rui Santos and lot more of ""sports"" shows
the ride never ends, if he fucks up again we're done as a club
>Bdc audio já está cá fora.
link
>He's innocent.
that's up to the judge.
youtu.be
At least the judge doesn't seem to have a clubístic side
Like if we aren't already. 4th coach, major number of losses, dumb signings
kino redemption arc
netflix adaptation when
time for 2 hour long ear rape kino
dumb signings is a sporting tradition, they can't all be winners
major number of losses happened in 2000-01 aswell which was followed by and followed up championship winning seasons
I know what you mean but we're not done, we're in a coma
who will play him in the innevitable biopic?
Herman jose
Miguel Costa Actor (portraying him as a villain)
Diogo Morgado portraying him as a hero
Ronaldo portraying him as a god
>you have survived long enough to witness a bruno de carvalho redemption arc
i knew suicide wasnt worth it yet
Punished Bruno returns to save /tugão/ on its darkerst hour.
Kino is back.
today is gonna be the day nanananaan back to you
by now, nananananananana gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.....
and all the nnanananana to you
but I don't know how...
because maybe you are gonna be the one that saves me
AND AFTER ALL YO7U ARE MY WONDERWALL....
Literally the Dunas of England
Oasis sucks.
saturday brunopill
all the things she said
all the things she said
running through my head
running through my head
running through my head
this is not enough.... THIS IS NOT ENOUGH
nanna i feel totally lost if im asking for help
it's only because being with you has opened my eyes
could i ever believe such a perfect surprise
i keep asking myself nananaa
nobody else so we can be free.... nobody else so we can be free....
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
nanannana
mom and dad look at me will i ever be free
have i crossed the line?
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH THIS IS NOT ENOUGH........
all the things she said all the things she said all the things she...
You got a problem with GNR?
Or is it just Dunas in the sense that you'll gett laid if you learn to play it on guitar?
You cry out in your sleep
all my failings exposed
And there's a taste in my mouth
as desperation takes hold
Just that something so good
just can't function no more
Then love, love will tear us apart again
Love, love will tear us apart again
Then love, love will tear it apart again
Love, love will tear it apart again
Yeah its the basic go to song on a 50 euros guitar some dude brings to the beach
For me it's Sainsbury's
what's this?
Play-doh mano
>and that's a bad thing
Honestly i love it. Shitty guitar playing is a great slut filter. If you can fuck a girl because you learned Wonderwall in 30 mins off a youtube tutorial, you can fuck her whenever you want, because she's a retard.
80 IQ average looking sluts are the only reason i ever got laid.
Turn on Porto Canal
Seems that Belarus has cheerleaders in handball games
MUST... SAVE /tugão/... FROM ABLs
>Tesco
Like a proper poor person
What the fuck how are they losing 3-0 to Watford
no golden trophy for them
>liverpoop
hang on /tugão/ we gotta weather the storm
...
is this a win for football as a whole
Absolutely. My day just got better.
RIVER BIRD
OH NO NO NO
BOA TARDE
I WANT NOI TO TOP ME
Based, glad you enjoyed it, the other ones are equally as good, unless you don't like certain genres.
>99057230
>Do you have a Reddit Account
>No
FUCK THIS ONE HIT HOME
forgot to link lol
Gets me every time.
Not my fault, Azoresfag
FUCKING BASED LMAO
Reminder that the European record for longest run of wins in the league is still Benfica's.
>tfw i know these fags irl
thank god they're away now
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It was a nice goal though, proper hoofball
how do you guys know other people's internet identity?
do you really talk about it while on dinners, etc.?
>btw my nickname in that forum is zé_punhetas69
something like that?
I don't.
You just don't
They must never know about my catfish anime stan account where I pretend to like JoJo
Why yes I'm the GUEESE mano haha what gave it away?
>tfw no slut slav gf
You can never have enough Noi desu.
BAMOS BOABISTA MARQUEM GOLOS CARALHO
Vieira going down tomorrow.
Sic broadcasting a huge investigation into benfica.
Vieira's corruption has been exposed again and again and nothing has ever happened. this time will not be any different
Probs will end with the same shit
No one gives enough of a fuck unfortunately
bruno will make sure that vieira goes to jail. He will solve with league with no survivrors. Proenca is next on the list
#(Almost)10YearChallenge.
Please don't talk bad about Vierone, you're gonna make him cry.
i saw that Porto 5 Villarreal 0 at Dragão when I was still alive
>sporting not there in a historic moment
classic
Tvi too
what? why would TVI broadcast the report? I thought it was a SIC thing.
Pt1
SPORTING NIGGAS ON SUICIDE WATCH RIGHT NOW
TVI will talk tomorrow about benfica and corruption and how they will get affected
remove this pls
é a filha do bruno?
>sporting é nosso
worrying mentality to say the least.
Would smash
7/10
Yes. 17
boobs
COCKS
b(.)(.)bs
OH NO NO NO BOAVISTA BROS
kek
god our football sucks but at least we are taking a cunt with us to hell
he dead
that what happen when you try and beat us
1 goal = 1 dead body
next time you cunts better learn
fucking based
is ambulance an athlete?
if I go to Porto for a vacation which one of you lads is getting me fucked up and laid
Post tits
>if I go to Porto for a vacation which one of you lads is getting me fucked up and laid
>I would but I’m underage;)
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
even better
Sorry, I dont fuck fat chicks
Jokes on you I’m in my 30s
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Stop, don't touch me there, this is my No-No Square
QUEREM MATAR O BENFICA
good >:)
Beware of your ass, those oporto manos have this tradition that involves ass. It's part of their culture and you should offer it when you arrive.
are you a grl?
>the absolute state of Boavista
what the fuck
Lifelong for 3 weeks here. I've seen 3 defeats, 2 in our fortress against SAD and COCKS, unacceptable.
i'm tired, ó berto
#murtaOUT
Juve leo fez merda na Alemanha
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Reminder Quim Barreiros' father is still alive, at age 101
God willing, Quim himself will still be playing at Queima in 2050
Sónia Araújo still hawt
wall hasn't been hit yet, after all
pics?
very nice trips.
Maria Cerqueira Gomes hit the wall hard after going from Porto to TVI
>O Ministério Público
stopped reading right there
Here is the story, this is the third game in a row that the "ultras" of the opposing team insult Hoffenheim's owner Dietmar Hopp, allegedly because those ultras are angry about the fact of no name teams becoming power houses due to injecting capital.
Normally I would support the ultras, however, Dietmar Hopp donated 70% of his wealth to charity, now we can go through the whole spiel of charity being a money laundering tax scheme, but that doesn't really matter, in the end people are being helped.
Hoffenheim's situation is not quite the same as with Manchester City or Lepizig/Salzburg, which got bought off and name changed for branding.
Hoffenheim is still democratic, Dietmar Hopp respects the 51% voting base and doesn't control the club with an iron fist, he's just a lad that played there during his youth and fulfilled the dream everyone here has, that if you're rich as fuck you help the local team from the town you grew up in financially.
City, Salzburg and Leipzig on the other hand are just bought off by big corps or oil princes, completely stripped of the identity they once held.
So Buyern Ultra Customers for some reason out of all supporters think they have the right to protest about money injection, Buyern, the team that literally buys off the whole league for years, crying that someone else is injecting capital to break their hegemony.
Oh shit lmao, it's a completely different tweet, for some reason I thought you linked this:
twitter.com
Had it open in another tab.
Ultras invaded the pitch, were acting violent, etc or were just chanting? interrupting a game because of some chants is dumb
they just had a banner
youtube.com
Just a banner calling Hopp a son of a whore, thing which has been going on for 3 matches in a row.
So players decided to protest by just passing the ball around themselves, chilling, until the match ended for over 15 minutes.
Bit hypocritical of them lol
fuck.. i am trying to find an old vid on youtube of her on praça da alegria when she was just goucha's young sidekick eyecandy. she had jet black hair and tight jeans, the quintessential 90's look. i think the vid is gone...
who was better in their prime?
- sónia araujo
- cristina ferreira
- maria cerqueira gomes
- fátima lopes
sónia definitely, i could never get past cristina's voice.
forgot to add:
- vanessa oliveira
she's so underrated, she was the perfect fit to replace cristina ferreira when she left TVI
Vanessa has hit the wall already.
LOOK AT THOSE MILKERS
they all did, but look at them milkers. she's still hot as fuck
based herman
extremely based
What does this have to do with Juve Leo?
Shockwaves from the darkest day in portuguese football
I had a thing for Tania Ribas de Oliveira and Julia Pinheiro
*farts*
Based batman always on night watch
Not on my watch, maninhos.
based morning poster
Church time.
Tfw had a beautiful dream where I got a girlfriend and things were going well and I was so happy for the first time
I want to go back
how is porto going to recover? who can they sell this time to cover the losses?
Just scam the 125M kid
The rest of the Youth League Winners stay, everybody is happy
Gotta play the game right, take no chances and guarantee the CL money next season.
Play-offs are a risk, Krasnodar's defense can't be bought.
>Mfw had the same dream but started crying in it because I realized she was just part of the dream but she kept saying she wouldn't go nowhere and I just laid my head in her legs tearing up
The reason I realized it was a dream was when I saw a paper saying sporting was the liga Nos champions
>Just scam the 125M kid
who?
>Finally download the ps3 emulator for pc
>get to play fight night champion again
>game crashs after every round and cant find a solution online
So close but so far
Fábio Silva
which channel is going to broadcast benfica's corruption case, tvi or sic?
Rent free
Canal 4
The fake news one
thank you. some user said that sic was doing an investigation but tvi is algo doing something related, that's why i've asked
If you like homosociality & lots of cute hooligans that are heteroflexible if alone, Benfica.
Both
VARZIM
Varzim is infected with Coronavirus, Ameribro
A shitty writer I had to read in middle school contaminated them
Wtf?Ronaldo actually scored a free kick for Juventus.It was a mini mouse competition but still, I thought he would never score anything from a set piece.
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telles danilo and marega will all be sold and will most likely be enough for us to clear our debts
then tiquinho and otavio will help us get new players
How do you scam with someone that doesn't even play let alone perform when given the chance?
Hope Cãoceição leaves Porto ASAP so that an actual decent coach manages the team and gives the top tier youth Porto has at the moment a decent chance.
>How do you scam with someone that doesn't even play let alone perform when given the chance?
We scammed Dalot
I would hardly call Dalot a scam, he's young, has a long promising road ahead of him, for what Porto sold him to Man Utd for, it's a steal.
FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO
>bruno fernandes as a winger
stop this fucking meme you absolute retard holy shit
8/10 bait
It's just to fit the 4-4-2. In practice Bruno Fernandes plays in his right position as a typical 10 behind Cristiano while Ruben Vinagre and Jota cover the left wing
>watching interspecies reviewers and drinking hot coco while it rains outside
Who else /comfy/?
Replace interspecies with ID INVADED and coco with coffee and we're in sync comfybro.
Is Daily Manolo getting ready for tonight's classico?
fabio silva has unnironically performed much better than the rest of our attack
despite playing only 5min
given actual time youll see hes proper good
stop projecting moor avec
was he a madridista?
>stop projecting
How am I projecting if Benfica sold plenty of talents for a nice sum over these past years, specially feelingz.
Saying that Fábio did better in 5 minutes than the rest of your attack reeks of dishonesty, both of us know that's simply not true, nobody is willing to give more than 20 million for him as long as Cãoceição wastes his talent.
some retard make a new non shit thread, this one is gonna 404 soon
put the results & link to previous thread in OP
...
im saying that when he played he show far better ability than marega and tiquinho, which tbf isnt that much of an achievement
and its not like youve sold a lot for a lot you got your luck with felish and thats about it
youre right about conceicao wasting him and him not being worth as much yet but with proper chances he does look like he can be the next big thing for Porto after Ruben Neves and a on form Andre Silva
