/hoc/

same but I like to put /hoc/ into the wrong field also

that makes you a Bad Fren, user =(

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Canucks will still suck. Defense is still a big issue.

that really gets em going

I wouldn't say they suck anymore. now they are a middle of the road team. these things take time

>Canucks will still suck
Year of the Canucks sucking less. They will suck until they can get rid of the dead weight in Eriksson and the caphit from Lug 9m per season in literally nothing.

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my nuckies :)

>Ranta still not signed
I thought they were emptying the bank to sign Ranta and Panarin, what happened?

I’m a boomer and preordered the new contra game that comes at midnight they better not make me be a transgender black

if only edler would pass the puck dumb fucking boomer

>letting Bobby "Glassbones" Ryan score

Who are you kidding, you'll choose to be one

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

According the cover art I’m choosing the duke nukem Chad

Starting another league with hoc owners, had a good season last year but some owners became inactive so looking to fill it up again, will try for 14 but 12 or 10 should be fine too.

fantasy.espn.com/hockey/league/join?leagueId=74085746&inviteId=067bf63c-2e74-4438-b849-c436adbbe5ec

go knights

fuck the knights

Fuck kniggers

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Wait since when is Jordie Benn on the Canucks?

Do any of you guys play EA's NHL Series? I'm having this problem while trying to play on the most realistic setting in the be a pro mode. My character is currently playing for the Vegas Golden Knights, but every time I try to play a home game the crowd isn't a bunch of crackwhores and obese mexicans. I have the realism set all the way to maximum but it doesnt change. Anyone have a similar problem?

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>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

>game 3
>rough start
>great job killing penalties (including a 5-3), except for a fluke bounce
>knights 3rd or 4th string goalie holding his own against the kings muh hall of famer quick
>kangz try to kill william karlsson, but it looks like he's going to be fine
>it was 2-0
>engelland to marchessault to stone absolute beauty
>beautiful marchy OT winner

>game 4
>score is 1-0 after 4 (four) shots in the first period
>cody glass looking like a stud with a perfect pass for yet another pacioretty goal
>martin jon3s

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

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my nuckies

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>tfw cousin passed away, Ryan
>tfw text other cousin to play chel
>can’t I’m playing borderlands with Ryan
>Ryan passed away m8
>no the other Ryan (his sisters Sarah’s bf and guy I met 9 months ago also named Ryan)

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my nuckies
my knighties
my yotes

Most cringe worthy bad acting I've ever seen in my life. Why are people pretending to take her seriously, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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>Ryan passed away m8

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party rockin in the house tonight

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>anal stuff

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Imagine being a "hockey fan" from a state that produced ZERO nhl players.

virtanen is done, kid's a bust

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I had to remind him that Ryan died because he was an actual 6’9” diabetic skelly. We used to have carry him like a baby from the bedroom to the toilet. He could sit and play games though that’s really all he did.

cope

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>nucks OP
basè

Or was it human pork?

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there has been heavy scouting on bulju

don’t play mind games finland. My boomer parents love this place and insist we eat from them when at their house. I’ve ordered different things each time

listening to meshuggah and thinking about coming across the middle and blowing up your manlet forwards

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Is it good or no? Asian food is really hit and miss.

My two favourite restaurants are a Thai and Vietnamese place. Worst food I ever had was Chinese dim sum.

>tfw banned from Yea Forums
SrGrafo gimmick isn't going over

where my Kid Rock-ers at?

i unironically didn't know it was possible to get banned from Yea Forums

Go Knights
Go Knoyotes
Go Knucks
Go Knanucks
Go Knings
Go Knoilers
Go Knlames
Vex Knarks

I don’t know if it’s the sauce or meat I’ve tried different combos of each. Haven’t gotten btfo by pork yet so think I’ll just go permanent sweet and sour pork

I’ve been banned for Yea Forums 6 times for >racism outside of Yea Forums for making fun or asuke

like this?

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Right here my man

drove by a cricket match today lads

that is literally So Great...

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I was thinking more scott stevens-esque 2bh or when like raffi torres chimped out

what did it smell like

fucked up my computer now I'm relegated to being a filthy phoneposter

smelt like a hurricanes game

Stop harassing Indians & Limey Expats pls.

my hattywattypatcherino

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Hey /hoc/ has /hoc/ ever been autosaged? I can't remember

Also
>yfw the STARS win the Stan Lee Cup

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raffi torres did nothing wrong

anyone wanna ft10 me in tekken?

In cricket countries they just drive through the match

based phoneposter

What'd you do?

turned my truck to recirculate A/C just in time
i think they are just getting canadian degrees at the community college

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Name a more iconic duo than Indians and motorcycles

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tried to take a tavares today but my las vegas got clogged

I'm a big fan of the Golden Knights and cocaine.

Thought?

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Are you me?

who is that guy, he looks bald and autistic.

what duo?

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No I would kms if I was you.

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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literally seething rn

zoom zoom

W A S H I N G M A C H I N E

kind of want to get face raped

*blocks your path*

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this place sure is quiet when my leafs win

it was running slow so I tried to reset it. now it's toast

For me, it's obscure bits of /hoc/ lore

based sharks fan

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ducks are losing to la chads, no big surprise

such as?

>cucks
worst team in the west

That twin right there

hi all, thoughts on my pup?

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god i wish that were me

who wants to pvp?

There was some hawksfag in the hospital dying of cancer when I first got here. He seemed like a good dude despite his fandom.

>kings funding anti-incel propaganda to la county youth to prevent school shootings

those winnipeg boys... something aint right with em

what server

my nuckies about to blow a lead to the sneies :(

Penis-vagina-penis?

For me, its LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Always thought he was an overrated boomer type player. Muh meat and potatoes. Gretzky thought Messier was one of the best of all time though kek

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Yea my dicks sore from fucking your mother so hard

how do i cringe emote on Yea Forums

gretzky is so humble that the way he rates players is always innacurate

:-/

based

for me, its coming up with fun ways to say based or cringe

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to unlock it you have to have sex

For me, it was that time we had a Yea Forums thread

Can I get an honest, thruthful redpill on Kaapo Kakko?

her pelvis is backwards

for me it's the golden knights

Milan Hejduk 2.0.

>hawks fanbase so virulent it gives even regular dudes cancer
ouch

the next kadri, except he's finnish so no physical game (so really not a kadri)

Different neighbors car got broken into so that's 2 in a week now. Trying to decide if I should get high or leave my car unlocked and just lay in the back seat and jump the guy when he tries the door

You wouldn't do shit pusy.

when you see him call the cops tell them he has a gun and record it for us.

i shit in your moms pusy

t. incel

Hejduk at least has a Cup. Kraapo will never get that on the >rags, nor will he get one when he runs away back to yurope in 3 years.

>Why yes, I do love the Vegas Golden Knights. How did you guess?

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have sex

better then hughes. newark cucks have been pathetic this preseason

Have sex

sneaky pete :)

Meet me in the parking lot

I am growing stronger.

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also when the cops are about to pull up, you should set off some firecrackers for effect

We are now entering DAY SEVENTEEN of Finland’s year-long seethe.

Imagine giving up four goals in four minutes.

Just replaced every team with their alumni team in NHL 20 and started a franchise mode. Best way to cope and have fun as a red wings fan just a heads up

I think I can imagine this because I can recall such an event.

>biggest chokers of the 2010's
>sharks
>oilers
>knights
>bruins
Anyone else?

Friendly reminder that Laine still isn't signed

What's obsessed in Mexican?

lgbtning

what the fuck is jim fox saying

the sharks won ZERO cups

Ahem

obsessedo

Wat u mean?

fuck how could I miss that one?

blots

My beer league/men's league team gave up four goals in four minutes and then won 5-4 with me scoring the fifth goal and not even celebrating

Highlight of my life

Vancouver in the 2011 finals.

probably the biggest choker of the 2010s.
also b*ston won a cup in the 2010s

>Kakkos face when he wins calder:
youtu.be/eQIXsC5PaCE?t=443

Yeah but Boston also lost twice in the finals on home ice in spectacular fashion

Should I get DUDEd tonight?

this place is so nice when randy and the poopeelander are gone.

drugs are bad mmkay?

Boeser gets 35 goals this year

There's a chill in the air tonight

based boeser burger

That means hockey season is near.

based boeser burger blasters

cant wait for the crunch of fresh snow bros

Finna snow here this weekend

god the ducks suck

>spicswing
Out

based benn

I just made a post in /cric/ that is GUARANTEED to net me at least 5 (five) (You)s.

did you expect them to be good?

>single digits all next week
Going to reward myself for getting the winter tires on (didn't take them off this year) by buying myself a new pair of skates

no but it's the only game being broadcast so I'd at least expect them to try for my entertainment

we don't (You) on /cric/

cope

It’s still in the mid 90s where I live. Tell me again how climate change don’t real, trumptards?

I can't believe the kings haven't traded quick away yet.

someone save me from this sunbelt hell

>5.8x4 for a has been manlet
untradeable

>confusing weather with climate
kek based retard

>95 degrees is normal for October
>climate change is a hoax!
This is your brain on trump.

just bought groceries and it came to 235 dollars

american?

did you get baby carrots?

it's september retard
as a fellow sunbelter I can confirm that while 90's is a bit high for late september it's not that much. it really doesn't get to nice comfy fall weather until like mid october

new zealand funny money
no baby carrots were like twice the price of normal carrots so i got normal ones and im just gonna cut them up for healthy snacks

Oh the year was 1778

he posted it again lads

*teleports behind you*

Deadass, nothing personell my guy

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did something significant happen then?

>new zealand funny money
so it was like $50 then

is that the last time canada won a cup?

i did the google for you its like 147 american

>based retard canucks fan
oh no no no

top post lel

Why in blazes would you buy baby carrots? They're literally just regular carrots but smaller

isnt that when some of the lads went down the white house and burned it to the ground?

that was 1812 retard

Kek that's exactly what deniers do to """refute""" the overall trends

looks like i'm also the retard, it was 1814, but part of the war of 1812

Seriously? No one recognizes Stan Rogers?

>muh deniers
you cunts do the same shit when you whine about it being 95º in september and claim it means global warming is real

Worrying about 2 years when the whole deal happened over 200 years ago is peanuts. Dollars and sense

Even with global warming being a problem, a hot September isnt crazy. It’s not uncommon where I’m from to have a warm start to fall, but by mid October it’s definitely cold with plenty of sleet and freezing rain and by the beginning of December the mercury goes below freezing and we start to get our first snow flurries. This past winter was very cold and uncomfortable despite the warm temperatures lasting until the first couple days of October, so a bad winter is always a possibility, which is made even worse by the lake effect that results in really bad storms and snowfall.

for me its not arguing about dumb shit like climate change or white house burning on 4channel/sports/hockey/ and also great big sea

youtu.be/-Dmpz5QeR_g

If you deny climate change, you're an imbecile and should kys

god damn them all lad, god damn them all

>senators making the canucks look good
wew

>This is the snes A team
Tragedy.

Where are Karlsson, Stone, and Duchene?

Congrats on clinching a playoff spot knights

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I don't do that, and even if I did, it wouldn't change that fact that the planet overall has been steadily warming since the start of industrialization.

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wew lad

sharks, knights, and preds
sunbelt strikes again

that's a big boi

If you believe in climate change your probably vaccinated and a voter

how do i obtain THAT level of mass??

great big sea sucks cock

I'm not familiar with that big lad, is he known for making bad predictions?

asshole is on fire right now

climate change schlimate schlange

who is this obese cantskate and why is he part of a hockey program

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

Based. Come watch Laine game and drink beer with me? I just bought a new couch we can sit one ;)

It's that climate change bruh, extreme weather in unusual places

based muscular and elite stan rogers

I stopped caring about climate change when I realized that the sea levels rising 10 feet by 2012 was total nonsense.

Well last year he said the Canucks would be last during preseason but the Kings of all teams ended up being last.

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Kek i remember that picture.

>kongs

When I was a lad in a fishing town
Me old man said to me
You can spend your life, your jolly life
Just sailing on the sea
You can search the world for pretty girls
Til your eyes are weak and dim
But don't go searching for a mermaid, son
If you don't know how to swim

'Cause her hair was green as seaweed
Her skin was blue and pale
Her face it was a work of art
I love that girl with all my heart
But I only like the upper part
I did not like the tail

I signed onto a sailing ship
My very first day at sea
I seen a mermaid in the waves
A-reaching out to me
Come live with me in the sea, said she
Down on the ocean floor
And I'll show you a million wondrous things
You've never seen before

So over I jumped and she pulled me down
Down to her seaweed bed
And a pillow made of a tortoise shell
She placed beneath my head
She fed me shrimp and caviar
Upon a silver dish
From her head to her waist
It was just my taste
But the rest of her was a fish

'Cause her hair was green as seaweed
Her skin was blue and pale
Her face it was a work of art
I love that girl with all my heart
But I only like the upper part
I did not like the tail

But then one day she swam away
So I sang to the clams and the whales
Oh, how I miss her seaweed hair
And the silver shine of her scales
But then her sister, she swam by
Set my heart awhirl
'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish
But her bottom part was a girl

Yes her hair was green as seaweed
Her skin was blue and pale
Her legs they are a work of art
I love that girl with all my heart
And I don't give a damn about the upper part
'Cause that's how I get my tail

Sure man. That mope needs to sign first though

>political garbage
>during /rph/

imagine remembering some numale media moment like this from a year ago

stop appropriating our culture you stinking maori cunt

still a couple hours to go lad before rph and the leastern dummies going to sleep

they're obsessed with the kings, obsessed i tell you

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I think it's time to filter Australia

>our culture
interestingly enough i live in an old whaling port on a fucking island you daft cunt

The kings are rarely brought up.

More convenient to snack on

obsessed

just do the kaka or whatever you shitpile halfstralians call it and leave our culture alone

HF Oilers is discussing whether Finns are inherently disloyal or of it is taught

A B S O L U T E U N I T

ill do whatever i damn well please you little shit stain

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bulju tried but you bully and troll him

you'll never be canadian and you dont even own a pair of skates you sweaty abbo fuck

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imagine living thousands of kilometres from the sea in pooronto or some garbage city and claiming newfie culture as your own

>I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

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imagine not even owning skates yet posting in a hockey thread trying to fit in

Who will break skelettersson in half this year?

We're working on it
GOAT carrots is barbecued rubbed in mix of olive oil, lemon juice, dill

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>put him on the PP in practice
>put him in front of the net where his size and ability to find rebounds is most effective
>insists on playing the Ovechkin/Laine role despite being unable to hit the fucking net

He's just a brainlet that honestly believes the "greatest first overall since Lemieux" thing

i would be willing to bet that at least 50% of /hoc/ dont own skates and that 90% of /hoc/ doesnt even play hockey
matheson, again

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Manitoba has better beaches than poopeeland retard

ho o o o ooooooooooooooooo oo o oo llyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fucking shiiiiititttttttttt im gonna CUMMMMMMMMM OHHH MY GODDD FUCKKKK

good, i hate sand

He's going to heem anyone who tries this time

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No, we all own skates and play hockey here. The only one who doesn't is you and you try to fit in where you don't belong.
Grim.

Pettersson is such a pathetic excuse for a hockey player

>webm
i laf everytiem

Can you keep it down, I'm trying to watch some hockey.

ducks really aren't making the playoffs are they?

why are you obsessed with me

Has McDavid not played in the preseason yet?

He's retiring m8

You didn't think they were did you?

i still laugh when the ref goes to help and pulls his hand away quick and i've seen this video a lot

kek not a chance

Why are you obsessed with a sport you've never played and a country you aren't welcome to visit.

hes being traded to winnipeg for little and a pick

same fucking spot miller lmao

entitled zoomers will cause the next lockout

imagine barely being able to beat the senators with all of your stars playing

also
>abbotsford
isn't that where shannon is from?

i have played hockey and i have visited canada. you should reply properly, its polite

Yes it it. Very observant of you.

HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW

>played hockey
you dont even own skates
>visited canada
never come back, you're like a weeb

thats ok i preferred usa anyway and americans were unironically much friendlier

>i preferred usa anyway and americans were unironically much friendlier
>cheers for a canadian team

Good.
Now fuck off back to cric, smelly cantskate

the first nhl game i ever saw irl was jets @ leafs in pooronto in 2015

Who won?

kopitar looks so imbred

leafs. i was working at a restaurant and we got tickets from our boss and i picked the jets as my team to be contrarian and now im just a jets fan

>hates the cold
>hates the cuisine
>hates the people
>can't skate (essentially all there is to do in the winter)
>can't play hockey
>can't relate to the sports culture because he was never up at 4 for roadtrips, 6 for weekend games
>can't relate to the locker room culture
>can't relate to the general culture because he isn't from North America, Russia, or the habitable part of Europe
I tolerate him because we share a mutual affinity for Laine. What the fuck do you guys put up with this for?

We put up with you don't we?

I think your both fucked 2bh

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>The Belleville Senators have signed defenceman Griffin Reinhart to a professional tryout.

>likes the cold
>likes poutine but fatboys look fucking gross
>dont hate the people
>can skate
>can play hockey
>nz is basically all small towns, road trips for any sport even if you just play at school
>there are in fact locker rooms in nz
why would you make stuff up.

>what do you guys put up with this for?
literally just here talking hockey and sharing cool music and some fag flagposter always shits up the thread because its a meme. they are tolerating you, nobody else cares about me lmao

I actually hate all jets fans regardless of nationality and hope for their death.

Kittys been in my office for 2 minutes and he's already knocked three hair ties off the desk

BOOM BOOM BOOM NOW LEMME HEAR YOU SAY WAYO

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I was only joking anyway.

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fa na nana nana na na fa na nana nana na na

youtube.com/watch?v=Rq7z-ibW_0g

incorrect
earths gearing up for a little ice age
yes it is
stock up on umbrellas and sandbags
screencap this

POOK

sharks are gay
screencap this

>little ice age
for me it's
youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs

kings grabbed todd "i have come here to chew bubble gum and choke in the playoffs" mclellen

Nah, the Sharks have and will always choke. It doesn't matter who their coach is.

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>fire the fucking coach immediately huhhuh!

forgot pic

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patrik laine 3x6.25 mil

just woke up

>two more days until the knights play again

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Sam are you gonna let this kiwi talk to you like that?

sam is my best friend

I think the issue is you can argue Connors a more complete player and Laine has more raw talent (and, as he's noted, plays with lesser linemates) so there's a case that either of them should be paid more. And at 15 there's really not a lot of ways you can wack it up one way or another. Or is there?

/hoc/ to meet up at the bomber game slam some brews try and tackle one of this?

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no. eating shouldn't be a chore.

Huomenta

i would totally (try to) eat one

>loins

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Nope, 6.6 x 3.

First two years are almost entirely signing bonuses for 5 m and last year salary is 10 m.

checked

I literally felt like I had a stroke reading that.

reminder that if you wanna cook a fish you gotta catch a fish

whats the last wikipedia page you were on.

or buy one

or steal one

or boil a lake

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IWA_Mid-South

>steal a fish
Yea right. Like from a fuckin bear?

Indians and rape.

low test

NO from your fridge after you catch it and then catch these hands
BOOM

Huh wat u mean?

I'm going to beat you up and steal your fish.

cash me ousside how bow dah

Unfortunately for you, Winnipeg Jets by and large by me, living rent free in your mind

Sam could live rent free in my house if we could watch sunbelt hockey together and do other nasty shit like watch sunbelt hockey together.

Didn't know Joe Thornton explored abandoned mines in BC in the summer desu

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I could do that if it's beach house and were sitting on the deck drinking Miller lite and its playoffs and jets are elminating yotes in wcf or kitties for the cup

KWAB

Just think of the shenanigans

jets sens scf 2020

Dale Hunter

does it amuse you to just spout off the stupidest thing that pops into your head at any given moment?

oh ok sorry penguins knights scf wow cant wait you fucking retard

barbaric behavior from our resident winnipeg jets fan
wish I could say this was unexpected though

You fucking retard

2 for 1 bargain in manitoba tonight lads

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once upon a time bruins blues scf 2019 was the stupidest thing ever so maybe learn from that /hoc/

except for you know both of those teams not being complete shit

>blues werent complete shit for the entire first half of the season
youre just being argumentative

you should watch the Mario Lemieux documentary on youtube. The one that was made by the Penguins. It gave me a whole new appreciation for the skill he had. Highly recommend it for any hockey fan

Yea. Just like one month players can score 18 goals, other months they get 2 or 3. Plans change . 11.99 please

yah and you're being obtuse so fuck up

Might check it out before bed.

fucking busts my nuts how this guy scored 160 points in 60 games while having cancer and doing chemo and shit

if someone had said bruins blues scf 2019 this time last year you would have said the exact same thing and you would have ended up being wrong so you shut the fuck up

and he couldnt even smoke dude to help the pain

>le meltz

blues and bruins are NOTHING like the shit ass jets and snes and you're being a fucktard by acting like they are

>one supposed great team vs one supposed mediocre team
>two terrible bottom feeding teams
predicting bruins/blues before last season is in now way similar to predicting jets/sens this year

It's called "The Best. Ever."
The guy was a freak of nature. If he would have stayed healthy I think he could've broke Gretzky's records.

first of all the jets arent shit

lads everyday I hug my son and tell him I love him but it breaks my heart that by the time he turns 18 this country will have gone to shit

Retard. Jets Bruins great. Sens blues dick suckers

fucking boomers

im honestly tired of this meme in what fucking universe are the jets a terrible bottom feeding team? maybe before 2017

you can't look at it that way or you'll go mental m8
it's really not so bad

have you started shaping him into the next mcmeme yet?

>lose hayes
>lose trouba
>lose tanev
>lose myers
>lose chiarot
>lose byfuglien
>lose laine
it's not a meme, it's reality

its not a meme, nobody actually wants to live in winnipeg and its hard to blame them.

>lose a ~40 point second line centre picked up at the deadline
>lose jacob "overhyped retard" poopa
>lose bottom 6 grinder
>lose tyler "liability" myers
>lose ben "useless with anyone but byfuglien" chiarot
havent even lost buff definitively and laine will sign. its a meme. and jets look pretty strong in preseason, certainly not "bottom feeding"

not relevant

You have to understand, winnipeg really doesn't suck too much

why are jets fans like this

Yeah he’s actually a pretty good player - at this stage they start to differentiate into different tiers he’s a mid tier player

Plus all that other stuff he said is true. But especially fuck gaycob blowba and Kevin gays

>pick up replacement for little at deadline
>he scores 12 points in 20 games
>signs with philly for twice as much as hes worth
OMG JETS LOST HAYES JETS ARE FINISHED. you people are fucking retarded.

>they cope by crying about trouba and hayes
They might be overpaid, but i remember this same reaction after Stastny left last year.

stastny left and jets led the division for like 90% of the season anyway. and byfuglien was out for half of it. hardly a bottom feeding team. quit being mean to the jets.

and there it is, new zealand can't handle the bants
everyone please stop being mean to the jets now but please proceed to shit on every team he hates ruthlessly

wayo

Can't help but realize I'm turning into a Sasha Banks chad.
:/

fathom the irony of saying nz cant handle banter when like 15 people get triggered into space whenever i post literally anything at all lmao

oh no babe

im going to make shrimp tacos. its my birthday tomorrow and i just might post something during the jets game and you had all better be extremely nice to me AND my jetties

>15 people
literally all me

you will finally not be underage b&
so happy for you la

>Habs, Oilers, Golden Knights, Avs, Hawks, & Rangers fan here.
just read this on an athletic article's comment section.

I only hate Hayes because he literally losed us the playoffs.
Enjoy your bald botch horse. Hana Chad here

>it's supposed to snow on Monday
BASED

For me, it's happily clicking on this every day.

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Want this guy and the Isles weeb to go back to /jp/ and stay there

phonepost: whatever fag you reply to me every other day when i post with your gay flag to avoid bullshit like this

At least Poland hasn't been around much lately, that faggot.

USA
Canada
Finland

What?

I roll my eyes whenever I hear "We're the State of Hockey, we DESERVE a Cup!"

We don’t deserve jack. A team in each of the four major leagues, and we haven’t won ANYTHING since 1991 with the Twins. The last time we got close was the Twins, before he Yankees screwed that (again).

Doesn’t help the only owners that seem to be willing to be BAD in order to get some decent picks and be are either the owner of the Vikings, who are plain cursed and perennial choke artists, and the Timberwolves, who just suck.

The Pohlads are cheap and rarely pay big, though our new FO seems to be good, so we will see there.

Leopoldo meanwhile... dude, let us suck for awhile okay? While admittedly played out, Mild is better than Wild at this point. At least get some high draft picks out of it...

“Flyers Swallow, Crosby Watches”. Really embarrassing / kinda homophobic / not clever / idiotic on many levels.

pook

More like "Flyers Choke, Crosby Watches".

rph btw

rph

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phonepost: wrong @

how do i get a canadian gf

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youtube.com/watch?v=MvGfYu4gOlQ

I'm so fucking stoned. What's up Alberta bro?

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Nobody from Alberta knows how to drive. Or Ontario. And sakaskatchewan is too busy fucking their cousin. I'm probably the best driver in/hoc/.

Have a feeling that almost all Manitobans have DUIs.

I'm Albertan. I can confirm this. I"m terrible at driving. I can't even park.

I’m not crazy about the “Rangers Suck, Flyers swallow, Crosby watches”
Drives me up a fucking wall. If we’re gonna beat a dead horse, we should at least do it right. Those are unnecessary, trashy, homophobic additions and I’m not a fan of them. Go back to the Rangers suck chant alone. It’s supposed to be riffing their own outdated chant anyway.

I've never even drive drunk
I passed first try no questions asked

I've taken driver training 3 times and can't even park. wasted so much money doing the driver test.Driving is a talent. I don't have it. I'm way better at guitar than driving

Anyway you slice it Vegas just isn't a hockey city

I also can confirm as an Albertan. Both Edmonton and Calgary are filled with the most smooth-brained retards that have ever been behind the wheel

Have you ever gotten legitimately tested for autism?

Just buy your license like all the pajeets do

Toronto will not win anything until the current salary leaders are traded. It's not because they have big salaries, it's the greed and culture of greed they have created in team. This will rot the team within.

cope

I don't use excuses for my failures in life
I'm white I don't have Brown Privilege.

King Baron Corbin rules.

I just read my message and literally used excuses. . Independence day is on TV...

>I've taken driver training 3 times and can't even park
have you tried adjusting the mirrors? It really helps when you do that.

of course. Driving is a talent, and I don't have it.
I take a cab to work every day.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Driving is like hockey, it's a muscle. You have to put ice on it or it won't grow.

Driving is like muscles. You have to go to a hockey game to show it off.

life is like a box of ammo

you never know how you're going to get shot

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wise words pekka

Seriously, why can't Dubas get anyone to sign team friendly deals like all the rest of the "contenders"?

Metro
1. Carolina
2. Philadelphia
3. NY Rangers
4. Washington
5. Columbus
6. NY Islanders
7. New Jersey
8. Pittsburgh

Atlantic
1. Tampa Bay
2. Florida
3. Boston
4. Buffalo
5. Toronto
6. Montreal
7. Detroit
8. Ottawa

Central
1. Dallas
2. Colorado
3. St. Louis
4. Minnesota
5. Winnipeg
6. Nashville
7. Chicago

Pacific
1. Calgary
2. San Jose
3. Vancouver
4. Arizona
5. Vegas
6. Edmonton
7. Los Angeles
8. Anaheim

Thoughts?

poo peeland

>Pacific 1. Calgary

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>tf
>tp

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Because the team now has culture where players are not playing for the logo, but for their own purse. Dubas has already lost, he may have the best strategy planned but the culture eats strategy, everytime. Now they have situation where top stars are looking out for their interest and rest of the spots are filled with ELC's, who in most case have no say where they play. Rot within.

Imagine thinking the Caps are going to regress that badly

huomenta but the opposite.

It’s shit/10

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Well Dubas did bring in Wickenheiser because of her "winning pedigree".
Sometimes I think my team is just some grand social experiment for the entirely wrong group of people.

why cant toronto just make a NORMAL fucking contract? Why do they always need a massive contract to all their big players?

>Lokomotiv fired head coach Craig MacTavish after 8 games

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>Nylander
slightly overpaid, but acceptable. Had a shit half season, but is looking good so far in the preseason.
>Matthews
gets $11.5m up to ufa, wtf Kyle Dumbass?
>Marner
eats up one ufa season, and he apparently did turn down a couple offer sheets. Anyone that thought a 94 point player who plays in all situations would get $9m or less is delusional. Would've been nice if it were for a 7 year term, but after the Nylander and Matthews signings, who could honestly blame him for "not taking the hometown discount", when nobody on the team aside from (potentially) Rielly has done that?

>signing zoomers based on 1 season
Its always funny watching Laff fans try to rationalize their GMs shortcomings. A career .9 winger doesnt deserve any more than 9million. Shoulda just grabbed the picks from offer sheets, the draft is deep anyway

These zoomed contracts are like the 15 year contracts when the cap first started and the contracts guys would get after one good playoff performance before that

i cant tell if you put minnesota ahead of nashville and winnipeg ironically or not

>thinking winnipeg will be good without D
Yikes

But at the same time, is any GM willing to give the toronto maple leafs 4 first round picks?

>spends his first two seasons playing on mostly the 3rd line
>c-c-c-c-career .9 player
just go back to hfboards.

>gets 94 points playing with a leagues premier C
>h-h-he can do it with anyone
D E L U S I O N

I guess point is actually a 90 point player and not a Kucherov babby

>thinking it will be worse than minnesota
its really an absurd thing to say

Minnesota is always the same. Fringe playoff team who loses round 1. Theyre never a lottery team

Winnipeg will be a lottery team

people have unironically said some really intelligent stuff here before so i really just have to imagine youre taking the piss for a laugh and not actually a completely braindead mouth breathing retard

Jets will be a middling team that miss. The wild are old boomers and they all suck so they will be a lottery team and waste the youth of lafrenniere unfortunately

why haven't they signed this man

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>t. seething jets fan

poo peeland has been seething all night

when isn't poo peeland seething?

>wild are a boomer team
Wild are the 15th oldest team lul

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For more than the cost of Brayden Point, you too can sign 29 year old second pairing defensemen to long term contracts.

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even if you believe minnesota would come out on top of winnipeg the bracket still makes no sense. minnesota racks up more points than winnipeg who has faced a lot of losses and no additions but yet winnipeg places higher than nashville which looks largely the same other than peegay (overrated shitter) and added duchene. absolutely retarded bracket.

>adding duchene isnt a negative
Do you even watch hockey?

PK was the heart and soul of that team.

>le funny douchene meme
hes a solid forward addition and youre an idiot if you think otherwise. but fine, EVEN if they didnt at duchene -- the team is basically identical from last year. so why then would they suddenly place below minnesota AND winnipeg in this hypothetical? they wouldnt. ill thought out bracket

If you think you can do better mate, why don't you show us what you've got?

>boomer nashville team who relies on aging Rinne did nothing to change but adding overrated duchene

>stops playing with Kadri
>Kadri's production plummets
>plays with Tavares
>Tavares has a career season
I'm not saying Mitch didn't get any help from Tavares, but hmmm... does Point play the PK as well? Or his he just a PP babby?
>Marner 94 points, 21 from the PP
>Point 92 points, 35 from the PP
really makes you think....

>really makes you think....
Yeah, that Dubas is overpaying these players.

i wouldnt even wager top 3 i expect it will be just as close as last season but i expect dallas and colorado will once again be the wildcards with chicago and minnesota missing out

youtube.com/watch?v=sRPSfjjMuxg

>tavares has career season
Well yeah Marner is better than Okposo or whatever 3rd liner Tavares had his entire career. That doesnt prove Marner is worth 10mil.

>kadris stats plummet
Kadri went from 61 points before Marner to 55 with Marner down to 44 (in 10 less games) without Marner again. His ppg has always been around the .6/.65 range his entire career. None of that was due to marner lmao

and thus, the seethe, birthed from the envy, flows yet again

Every time there's a Wild thread on reddit, there are comments about people realizing for the first time, unironically, that their logo is shaped into an animal's head.

Kadris career year was from Connor Brown and Leo Komarov. Really makes you think how much his stats plummeted with Marner

i mean say whatever you want, dont get me wrong i fucking hate shitville but after topping the division two years running and with nothing to realistically suggest they would fall off dramatically other than they are all one year older its silly to suddenly drop them to sixth

500

womp womp