/mlb/

Mariners Girl is ded.

sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir give me a chance sir

11th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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>mest
>phillies

>11th for The Washington Baseball Eagles
>is actually 12th

CRINGE

Will the Indians overtake the tloses?

Captcha fucked me

You forgot
kek tloses kek

It amazes me how Patrick Corbin gets so many batters to swing at balls in the dirt.

I'm always striving to be better

DON'T COUNT THE METS OUT JUST YET!

astros desu

>te/a/m n/a/me

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Too late. Counted them out in April.

>no "kek scuba"
Found the cusb lifelong

Marlins Marlinsing

You're not though. You're fucking not.

Putting certain groups in a seethe since 2016

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austin hays for al mvp who says no

I TOLD YOU

>mest mesting

Shut up

imaging getting assraped so hard you actually need to take a literal night off from baseball

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You kiss your mother with that mouth?

>getting eliminated by the miami fucking marlins

underrated

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I promise I really am :(

its not like this team deserved to be here, but they made an effort at least. They clawed their asses back from the grave to get here, and they'll miss. I blame the shitty games in may and june and july instead of now, since those were all winnable. So what if they get eliminated by miami: this isnt the first time and you move on from it.

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>Diaz

Chadinals out to an early lead. I want to win these games a lot so we can send the Memphis Cardinals out vs the Cusb this weekend and laugh at them.

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this wasnt on diaz, this was completely on matz shitting the god damn bed. He has become a liability and why I want this team to keep noah and wheeler at least. Matz is a bullpen person at best, since he has the worst jitters when facing adversity. Tonight shows why.

Yeah, why are these threads always so shit?

the real question is which veteran fielder gets to pitch against them

Generals are cancer. Every thread on every board is absolutely fucking useless and identical to the last. If you disagree I really don't know what to tell you. These are facts.

Hold me, fellow last in your division bros.

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They're a necessary evil.

Hypothetical: Lets say the White Sox have an amazing year in 2020 and win the division and I decide to start hating the team because the influx of cusb lifelongs abandoning ship and becoming 2020 sox lifelongs?

I wish we still had Matt Adams to send to mound : /

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Nope, not necessary. Yea Forums was fine without them. It was better, even.

sox fans can sniff out sissy northsider faggotry even in disguise. they wouldn't make it out of the stadium alive

Based.

Well. You're ahead of the Phillies. So, there's that.

Imagine hating the team you loved your whole life because you're insecure about your fanbase. Just roll with it either way, you don't have to like the fans.

>influx of cusb lifelongs abandoning ship and becoming 2020 sox lifelongs
What? Are you just as bad as New Yorkers?

>getting eliminated by the marlins at home

all the NL teams are done pretty much. Your down to the AL shit now

I would never abandon the White Sox, not even if they faced the Cards in the WS. I've said that since I adopted the Cards as my NL team in 2002, and it will remain true.

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The Mets are still in line to win it all. Just ask one of the fans.

>muh 17 teams

Your talking to a fan who believed, but too little too late. The mets are to blame the mets, and those countless losses in may june and september. It sucks even more now that diaz has started to figure it out

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No, if you wear a Cubs hat on the Southside, you get shot. Can New York say the same?

BASED GOLDY

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>stupid money

>az literally chanting his name
absolute chad

Cucks
>Harper got booed in DC
And that's how you do that.

why'd you even bring it up as if it were a possibility?

Stay classy DC

but harper signed with philly, and goldman got traded against his will

I just wanted to see what shitposters would say

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lolmets!

>Methinals can't even have their own gamethread.

why have a game thread when you can just tell /mlb/ about the based birds

Anyone here follow NPB?

this *is* the cardinals game thread, friendo

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>reposting that based user's cubes video
youtu.be/A82gMU4WWLI

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Are the Phils going to fire Gabe? I think he's probably going to get one more year, but I don't know if he should. Diehards are calling for his, Chris Young's and Klentek's heads. They've really underachieved and possibly fucked up some of the team for years to come by changing their batting and pitching styles.

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>To poor to afford your own gamethread
LOL

oh you stupid fucking asshole

cope.

I once, like you, thought anime posting was bad. But since all the threads nowadays are full of onions cringe and calling each other gay, anime posting is good now.

BASED YADI

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Don't throw too far inside on Yadi. It gets him mad

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How can one man with one nut be so based?

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>Mest

Mr. Umpire
I'm G.O.A.T

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>Seething poorfag

yeah phils should clean house
what they did to hoskins and harper was a tragedy

That was a dumb challenge.

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What did the pirates mean by this?

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based baneposter

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Fucking Brutal. Then those back to back WC losses...

Again, teams like the Pirates, Padres, and Mariners are why I never WOE POSTED about the White Sox.

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Made a friend. Idiot asshole moron. Dumbass I can't believe you betrayed us. Die. You're not our friend anymore.

I tried to be friends with you "people". But instead of fighting the lifelongs with me, you just sulked and woe posted.
>you guys on the left

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just looked for no reason whatsoever and pujols is 1 ribs away from tying cap anson at #4 on the all-time list

also only he and cabrera are still active in the top 100

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godbless ya inspector

I respect ya inspector

James Shields

He’d be remembered as a potential GOAT if he hadn’t chased a 10% higher contract and remained in St. Louis. Facts.

alright let's all just settle down. Maybe we can get breakfast together or something?

STL dodged a fucking bazooka shot, they knew how old Albert really was. He was already in a pretty big decline from 2010 to 2011. I'm surprised they even offered him 240 million.

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do you mind if I bring my gf?

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we both like the cardinals
do you like the cardinals enough to pay the dewitt family (billionaires) millions of dollars that you could use for you and your family's own interests after retirement?

it was unfortunate but when another owner is going to be retarded, it's neither party's fault

>"lady" from los angeles drunk/on drugs in a denny's at 5am on a tuesday
checks out

That's my wife, you son of a bitch!

Anyone saavy enough to make a Bryant version of the harper slip gif?

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imagine being that sauseg link

imagine sniffing her panties and even licking her puzy

I introduced her to Cracker Barrel, and she fell in love with me before she finished her first sausage biscuit.

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ok but did you close at flying saucer

cubs lol

Yep, the KC location though in the Power and Light District.

getting Hoskins to swing at a ball in the dirt is not an accomplishment at this point bro.

Why did the Dodgers move to Los Angeles when there are only trolleys in San Francisco? And why did the Giants move to San Francisco when Los Angeles is the giant city?

because it doesn't matter

It should be the San Francisco Dodgers and the Los Angeles Giants

Harper signed with Philly because Washington tried to pay defer shekels for 30 years.

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dios mio...

You guys gave me shit for recommending a small chain restaurant, but you can't tell me you wouldn't want this based level of tap beer selection. The place is absolutely comfy as fuck to watch a game at, and the trivia night is always fun even though i've never finished higher than 3rd from last place(i have 0 knowledge of tv shows or music)

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Klentak put together an alright team. Starters underperformed. They got fucked by injuries and they suck at developing talent.

ERG invented all of these

>blow gays
>oreos
both deserve to lose

fuck erg

ERG invented these meme!

kill erg

So there's six games left and the only interesting race left is the 2nd AL Wildcard? Do I have that right?

Wine and dine that asshole

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Average pooston fan.

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Just report tranny discord garbage and eventually they'll go away

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I honestly had no idea

Good game, Phillies. Stay mad, Mets.

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>AZ fans going wild after Goldy scored from third on a PB

I kinda feel bad for them

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any arizona fans that believed they weren't already eliminated by inevitability are very foolish. at this point, they're just watching for what remaining entertainment they can get from their team, like you with your white sox

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Alright if somebody can get me psychogang's information like their name their address the number, how I could get in contact with the see guys I would really like to know because I'm seriously considering sueing them

Reminder that BAJP is a cowardly fatfuck with a pretend waffle house gf and late stage diabetes

wew got a +.5 on the brews
>no reason to mention the cusb anymore LOL

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cards win again yay I love the good guys

COPE

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stop posting selfies bruh somebody will doxx you

ok but then what's not good about him

Nothing sticks to this asshole

this aged well

Good evening folks.

Please find out what a coober is.

I spent Saturday and Sunday rooting for the Cubs for the first time in my life (Brewers fan hoping we could catch ground on the Cardinals) and even then they piss me off
so glad your shitty "dynasty" is over, fuck off back to nevercaresville again

I'll take a "deep dive" if you will into this question. I'll try to answer your question to my fullest extend. Just let me search the archives.

Hm... What I'm seeing is very interesting... This could be revolutionary...

A fellow brewbro. Don't worry, I have added both the cardinals and cubs to my list

gay louis kek

dumb coober

Listed

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God bless you Inspector

Based.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Coober/
Looking at the archives I see something interesting... The first thing that immediately pops out is the image it links to.
If we do use this agile little trick we can search filenames
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Coober/
The first one that comes up is the image I think we are looking for. I'm not quite sure what to make of it. I feel like I'm missing a piece of the puzzle.

I think I've shone light on the subject yet I still feel I am in the dark. I need...some external help on this one.

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/5QycziSCK6-rBtsmAOOVaA

Another skillful little trick, we can click "view same" and are able to find all the images posted here. If you click on "view" you can be linked to the thread and exact post. Quite the tool on our hands.

It appears from the two different filenames that this image has been reposted by two different people. Another alternative is that it was from an alternative device of some sort or resaved but we don't know that for sure.

One was posted Monday September 23 11:54:36
However, the original was posted
Monday September 21 2019
20:58:38 over 9 hours apart.

This leads me to conclude that perhaps they are night and day posters that maybe went to work for the day and returned and posted it if they are indeed the same poster.

I do feel I am missing some significance though? Why should I be concerned about the coober when I have more serious matters to attend to

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please dissect the gay louis poster

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Gay louis/

330 results found. I am going to use the next trick up my sleeve to acquire this link
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Gay louis/

We have two sets of images. I will post their hashes now.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/srylxymIE660i7SNcryTcw/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/eZbS88j7CseMEn-hCJXdbw/

Now this is where I use my memory. I have received contradictory results to what I remember. I know there was one more of the latter links. I will refer back to the original link at the start of the post to search for a visually similar image. We will enhance the search by going to the options and search images only. A neat little maneuver.

And here we have it

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/nG_OCc4FeJV0aqt0N7OBQQ/

But I think I found something much more interesting. Searching for posts that say "gay louis" with images gives me something dark 17 posts down.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/90703758/#90734826

Feb 05 2019 16:59:05

Emoji man. I have reason to believe emoji man has cowardly run away from our fight and taken up an alternative alias as the "gay louis" poster.
Emoji man, I know you're reading this scared, just know you should be. You are exposed.

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these tricks are very valuable indeed. Thank you inspector

In one glorious swoop he managed to pinpoint the gay louis poster as one of the banter gods. My god. How powerful is our inspector?

All it took was some time

What happened

this was a butchering.

my god.... the inspector..... he has unveiled a deep web of deceit

this was something else

>tfw Punished Hill will probably retire soon

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It's late night /mlb/... It's time, for a closer look.
youtube.com/watch?v=oV4GEbnC8_Y

Listed. This is the sports board.

It's a forced meme by a false flagger

MAN ON FIRE AND HE'S TAKING NO PRISONERS!

But he's helping you with the investigation Inspector!

God bless you Inspector

How so? I am willing to listen.

Listen the video, it's quite a puzzle, but their should be just enough pieces for you to put it all together.

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Hm... I'll have to look into this further. I can't seem to figure it out right now. Just give me some time

>It sucks even more now that diaz has started to figure it out

He's had all of three whole scoreless innings in a row now...

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If you can solve what happened really happened in Ukraine, you might save the United States Inspector.

asshole in the building

>steals your baseball

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I love z-hampie

zham takeover

I want to clock this asshole in the jaw

ourguy z-ham sending r*dd*t into a tiwst and shout

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ZACK YOU NEED TO GIVE THAT HOME RUN BALL TO MY WIFE'S SON THIS ISNT FAIR

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