/heem/ - Ice Cream Kron edition

Why does Ortega get so much attention again? He's just another can who got a title shot and showed he doesn't belong anywhere near it.

Because 10 years ago his coach gave him a choice.

He is in Modelo commercial, had 15 win streak, good friend of Rener Gracie and overall a very easy guy to promote.

UFC is a faggot sport

no alcohol, no pork, no music, no drawings or sculptures of real people (that is why their art is geometric), dogs only for work and not pets.

corals in heem heaven rip my guy

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I would watch welterweight rumble against Connor. The fight would be quite interesting

I actually bought some Modelo© and it was pretty good

>your breathe
fucking /heem/

hey pussy are you still there?

picture of paulina bowing to artem

y-yeah I'm here

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I really fucking hate masvidal bros..

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prove it

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S E E T H E

thank you

diaz will smash him

max heemed pettis pettis heemed wonderboy wonderboy heemed bobby knuckles

max can heem bobby
debate me

cormier beats stipe, then ufc forces jon to move up for hw fight

>Stipe and DC fights
>DC's father is sick but is ok
>Stipe's father has cancer
>Stipe wins
>He father gets cured right after he won
>DC's father dies in a few weeks after the event

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Daily reminder that Nate Diaz is a glorified journeyman, with shit striking, he relies only on :

Fighting bums
Being lanky
Having a chin and a cardio.

Gooby toroughly exposed him, the main reason he ever got so famous is because a braver man jumped two weight class on short notice.
He isn't a good boxer, he's absolutely terrible on the front leg, can't mount an offence or defend from lowkick from there.
His striking on the backleg is extremely basic, completely terrible against someone with a comparable reach.
Masvidal is probably going to embarass him, i wouldn't be surprise to see a KO; you're a cazzie if you believe otherwise.

That's it, good night.

masvidal was pieced up by melendez

Inconsistent teachings.
Jesus is the truth.

Really though, if Khabib beats Tony he's gonna have to move up in weight cause there's nobody else left at 155.

Bobby heemed Yoel
Yoel heemed Puke
Puke heemed Branch
Branch heemed Marreta
Marreta heemed JBJ
Max is effectively the goat

*stops your takedown*

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confirmed

So you don’t like watching him fight then?

woah...

Has anyone ever flown to an event?

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nope, I usually travel via teleportation

I just keep thinking what's the point if my seats suck, y'know ?
>tfw coworker was drinking on a plane to Vegas
>drunk irishmen offered him a ticket
>they'd been drinking for 12+ hours so far and it was still 10 hours until the MayMac fight
christ

I left my region like 7 times in my life. I haven't even seen a plane up close

Pauli is legitimately the biggest clown in combat sports. Everytime I see him on screen I fucking crack up. The dude is comedy gold.

which oblast do you live in brother?

Orlovskaya oblast

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Remember the time Pauli wore fake hair extensions to a boxing fight to look cool. Except they came loose making him look absolutely ridiculous.

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McGirt gave him a haircut in between rounds. Absolutely topkek

Even the commentators were laughing their ass off roasting him for leaving fake hair all over ring

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>khabib sits down on the stool, confident in how the fight is going
>another decision win for sure
>wrestlefucking Tony just like he has everyone else
>but somethings different this time
>khabib looks up
>he sees Tony standing there with a grin on his face
>he should be on the stool
>at least his face is all bloody, usually khabibs opponents don’t look this rough
>it’s looks pretty weird though, there’s no visible cut, just a spray of blood spread around his face
>khabib puts his hand to his own face
>khabibs stomach sinks as he brings it away, he’s bleeding heavily
>that’s his blood covering Tony’s face
>he looks up at the display screen, >he barely recognises the face he sees
>he starts to panic, he’s never seen so much of his own blood
>he looks back over at the man standing across from him
>Round 2

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What happened to the other thread, retards
Yes i ll be following Schaubs European tour and heckling him with the local accent of wherever we are.

just bleeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Also his silly Jersey Shore guido look

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I wish we had a tyson fury in mma, the closest we have is mike perry but that nigga is a can. Fury is a unique muthafucka.

For me, it's Tim "The Maine-iac" Silva.

An oversized overrated can with pillowfists?
Cain Velasquez is the closest we've got

Or the time he dressed up in a costume for a fight with Miguel Cotto and proceeded to get his face smashed in for 12 rounds

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I'll stop for now but there are at least 8 more of these. How he still maintains a serious desk job is beyond me.

Data mining faggot

>Cannonier at +205
FREE
MONEY

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That is a ludicrous rate. Cannonier has a good shot at winning.

Holy shit

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I wanted to look like this when I was a kid.

Cannonier has a 99% shot at winning, swedes have horrible winrates against afro americans and he hits hard

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Cannonier/Oliviera is best value. Throw Vannata in there if you're really adventurous

lowkey jared is free money

>Cannonier has a good shot at winning.

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Gaethje is one the last real ones left

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He absolutely does. I don't buy the Hermansson hype just yet

Are there idiots that would rather watch conor/Dustin II instead of a nice fresh matchup with Gaethje?

Goober will get btfo regardless

Dustbin is an idiot, at least Gaethje will fuck Conor's legs up early

Imagine getting dragged into a conflict like this.

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> teens

>Not leaving the premise as soon as the humans-to-niggers ratio crosses 3 per 10

reminder that this started because those niggers wouldnt stop talking during incredibles 2, i think it's justified desu, i hate when im at a pixar movie with my homie and this nigga behind me wont stop talking while im trying to pay attention to the plot.

>Describe America in one video

>implying I wouldn't heem every there

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I've watched the full vid for this and the dude on the ground gets kicked like twice more iirc
Last I heard he's made friends with joe rogan and is aspiring to be a comedian

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this guy died btw

How can you heem anyone if you can't even string together a proper sentence

If you get permaheemed from one punch you deserve to die desu

"It's only peaches" - Conor McGregor

ok which one is the thread

Idk everyone came over to this thread randomly so I did too

USADA is ducking TJ

>OMG I LOVE ISLAM

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whichever is fart piano approved

>This kills the Sperguson.

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Yes I would, Gaethje's striking is shit compared to Dustin's. Conor KO's JUSTbin in 2 rounds max

This is the interim thread. It could become undisputed if keeps ducking though

what are the chances yair and stephens run it back within a month?

mods pls hammer these faggot niggers thread warriors

Kron is ugly

imagine Tony subs Khabib via ankle pick

Tony Ferguson

#cso

thats not miguel, its his brother

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Anthony Armand "Tony" Ferguson Padilla

youtu.be/1U8riI2lnsE

Jorgebedded

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> a Colby-less version of tales of the grind
Boring waste of time