Heem

>pure Jiu Jitsu
Wrong. He has elite kicks.

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Who in today's LW division would beat Gooby? Tbh I think he'd have trouble even cracking the top 5 if he had to fight his way back up through the rankings. I'll start

>Gaethje via brutal KO
>Cowboy, unironically
>Poirier wins the rematch, as Goober fought pre-shoulder roll and pre-hair Poirier
>Tony
>probably Kebab again tbqh, even though I hate to admit it

Things really don't look good for a comeback

No, Beige's entire online community (r/o&a) got BTFO and completely flossed on. They are perma-banned from everywhere and the membership is in shambles.

That's what happens when you mess with big dick niggas, your safespace home gets bombed out and destroyed.

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>(r/o&a
why are they named after the radio show?

Hoyce Ghacie

make your thread 12 posts early next time, chump

>pure jiu jitsu

Kek, he's been training martial arts outside jiu jitsu for many years. He talks about shit he learned practicing boxing or wrestling a lot in his instructionals. He's said in interviews he finds those pure BJJ guys acting tough to be very cringe.

>b-but I only see him go for heel hooks!
He tries to use his best weapon. It doesn't mean that's all he has. He almost got a headkick heem in his last fight.

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It started as a subreddit devoted to the radio show. When the show ended after Anthony said the gamer word and got fired, it kinda moved into just fucking with people for lels.

>Gaethje beats Conor
Never heard a more caz opinion. Oh wait, yes I have.
>Gaethje KO's Conor
Please remove yourself from the gene pool bud

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Just be nice and use mine afterwards ok

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Slow day brohs

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Today I will remind them

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You’re in the mix kid, we’ll see how things shake out

Three swedes in this thread

are they all as gay as beige?

Why are you awake?

Doin' my thing

>flushes Jacare
>flushes Cannonier
>flushes Israel
>flushes Costa
>flushes Whittaker

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Why is he pretending that he doesn't browse /heem/?

Why is anyone awake?

Because I haven’t heemd them yet

tbqh I even see him have trouble i today's fw with volkonovski, zabit, hall and matured max

They decided to look into tower 7

because if I go to bed all I have to look forward to is another day

Islam is the /heem/ religion

The real reason Khabib wants to retire at 30-0

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>Australian chadlet
>meme striker
>meme roller
>lost to Conor already

Based, Ryan Hall is literally too smart to lose to that crackwhore

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Ryan Hall vs Khabib is the fight to make

Gillespie is tiny as shit and got taken down and mounted on regional shows

Proper 12 McGregor loses to all of them. 194 Conor is never coming back

showtime dropped his ass hahahaha. shcaubs downfall will be hard because he genuinely believes his skills. once rogan leaves LA it's over

Gillepsie has the best tattoos

Chris Leben's tattoos are kino desu

Zabit would take advantage of Conor's wrestling-related PTSD and catch him with a meme submission. Conor is permashook.

beat it betanerd

beige permaflushed him

It should be called 50 Schaubs of Brown

50 browns of schaub

Just FYI, I'm undefeated on UFC 3 with Nate Diaz. So yeah. Don't fuck with me.

big brown might just be the worst yet most fitting nickname of all time

reminder he only started claiming Kimbo gave him that nickname after he had already died

I won't lie, I liked him better when he seemed like a nice humble Russian man. Now he just comes across as this guy with a chip on his shoulder.

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why don't more fighters try to flop to tactically draw a dq or make their foe lose points? Frank Shamrock did it and people called him a genius

Oh, Jack “The Joker” Hermansson is fighting this weekend?!?! Why didn’t you say so!?!? Yes, I will be tuning in to see him cardiobox then arm-in guillotine CANnonier.

Stockton 209 motherfucker

is the khabib beard a good look. I ask because its the only type of facial hair I can grow well.

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You shut your fucking mouth about /my boy/.

we're in the eye poke meta now boys

Thoughts on the upcoming card this saturday?

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Oh, really? Well guess what, pendejo... I'm undefeated with Jorge Masvidal. Post your gamertag if you're not too afraid of losing your 0, homie. Winner is the BMF on /heem/. Oh, and come hungry cuz I'm gonna be serving that 3 piece for sure, blood.

When has he ever claimed that? Link or gtfo

It’s on Saturday

Chisasson vs Landsberg will be FOTN.

yes brother

For the guy who hates khabib's monkey beard
Same here. I made a composite of what khabib would have to look like for me to be a fan

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Monkeys don't have beards

Definitely not

grow what moustache u can, it doesnt necesarily have to connect with the beard

Heem, it's out!

youtu.be/-J4ZVh6oJyI

dummy

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That's actually not a bad shoop
What did you use

Photoshop CC2015

I am shopAnon hear me roar

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rather watch someone literally shitting than watch that shit card

That's not a monkey you fucking idiot lmao.

oh god, is he doing race-based standup now?

You don't have two brain cells to rub together do you.

>khabib sits down on the stool, confident in how the fight is going
>another decision win for sure
>wrestlefucking Tony just like he has everyone else
>but somethings different this time
>khabib looks up
>he sees Tony standing there with a grin on his face
>he should be on the stool
>at least his face is all bloody, usually khabibs opponents don’t look this rough
>it’s looks pretty weird though, there’s no visible cut, just a spray of blood spread around his face
>khabib puts his hand to his own face
>khabibs stomach sinks as he brings it away, he’s bleeding heavily
>that’s his blood covering Tony’s face
>he looks up at the display screen, >he barely recognises the face he sees
>he starts to panic, he’s never seen so much of his own blood
>he looks back over at the man standing across from him
>Round 2

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Dagestanis are destroying American wrestlers in international competition. What makes you think American style wrestling would win in MMA?

Love 'eemers
Love Nunes
Love Zhang
'ate shevchenko

still more than your average incest baby brit

I'm the jokah babee

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I'm not white mate

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1169011112966316038

This nigga weird bruh

give it to me straight bros, does hermansson stand a single chance in this fight? Ive been boying him for a while but this one has me nervous. I feel like cannonier is going to flurry right out the gate and hermansson is going to get overwhelmed

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>>I'm not white mate
>checks flag
story checks out

We need the voices back

Hes literally gonna santos him

>tf
>tp

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Hermansson matches up very well against Cannonier with his footwork but could definitely could still get blacksploded on

So why the fuck are khabib v Tony and Usman v Colby being held up?
Common denominator is terrorist rat abdelazis.

imma just go ahead and say joker is getting flushed

colbys ducking. khabib is ducking.

I don't get the Tony hype...
>semi-retired Cowboy
>ghost of Pettis
>meme Lee
>flushed Dos Anjos
>everyone before that not even worth a mention

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Name one good tony loss

>WAAAAHHH THEYRE NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH

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>Hes literally gonna santos him
huh?

Heem him, hes gonna heem him...

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based cazzie

dana doesn't want him to fight for the belt. if an injury like that happened to conor he'd get an instant title fight

God I hope he snaps his neck doing this gay shit

Eddie Alvarez would have beat Khabib if they fought back in 2016. Nightmare matchup for him.

Call me retarded, but neither of those scenarios make any fucking sense to me.
Khabib ducking? He's been down to fight Tony on 4 separate occasions already. Are we to believe that he suddenly wants to negotiate for a bigger paycheck, or does it make more sense that his rat faggot manager is stalling negotiations in an attempt to leach more money off of his fighters.
Same scenario with Colby. Why the FUCK would Colby be ducking? You think he's scared of snoozeman after what he did to Lawler? He suddenly wants a bigger payday? And coincidentally his opponent has the same stalling manager?

Fucking, please...

>Same scenario with Colby. Why the FUCK would Colby be ducking
because he's a ducking faggot. Always has been. End of

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Jack's hairline is my nightmare

was it just a brush or did you use a specific tool

also why haven't you upgraded your Ps yet

colby destroyed lawler. He's a m-m-munster forshure my guy

Now post Khabib repeatedly sweeping and almost submitting Trujillo from his back.

Khabib literally fought like 3 weeks ago, relax

ok jack

>le tossed around by Conor man

>“So Colby Covington can say whatever he wants, but we make fights for a living,” explained White during UFC 244’s press conference earlier this week “That’s what we do. We go after guys and we say, ‘This is next. This is the date. Do you want the fight?’ Obviously he wanted more money to fight Usman. We went back and forth.”

>“This is the second time he’s done it,” White said. “He had a fight in Dallas, too. So we said, ‘If you don’t want to fight Usman then we’ll give you Tyron Woodley’. He turned down Tyron Woodley, too. You either want to fight or you don’t. When Colby Covington is willing to fight, he’ll let us know.”

Conor wins all rematches

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>explained White
Opinion discarded

laughingMayweather.bmp

t. LOLby DUCKington

Seethe

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Imagine /heem/ today if he flushed khabib with that knee

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we'll see a ton of more Irish poster like HeyDay Conor

>he boyed covington

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Why did he keep offering up his ass to Conor? A bit gay honestly.

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Ethered

>Obviously he wanted more money to fight Usman. We went back and forth.”
This reeks of Dana's lying.
Idk what it is about this whole thing, but it's suspicious as fuck, way too strange to just be swept under as "oh khabib/Tony is asking for more money/ducking the champion" and "oh Colby wants more money to fight and possibly dethrone the champion". Might be my tinfoil hat, but I really wouldn't put this shit past Ali.

Conor will never win another bout in any combat sport.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting more money.

What are you talking about? Dana hasn't even met with Khabib or Tony yet. People are acting like the fight is getting held up when negotiations haven't even begun yet.

Colby and Usman both want more than they're worth. Colby also wants PPV points because he still considers himself the interim champion. And Dana does not like either of them. That's all that's going on.

It's hilarious how every fighter capable of winning the belt in that division is absolute PPV poison. Only Woodley, Usman, Covington, and Edward's are on championship level and they're all wildly unpopular.

colby already sat out for a year and a half before. The guy is a duck just accept it.

The real fight is for the Duckweight strap. Who wins?

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You guys are probably right, I'm just sperging.

I have a friend, who for the past four years or so started to practice BJJ and got too obsessed with it. He's always at parties saying he can kill or kick everybody's ass just because he trains BJJ. In the past 6 months or so he started playing Yu Gi Oh "again" (he says again because he played when he was 12 or so) and now he's always saying how good he is in Magic (cause he's playing that now)

Is this a regular thing for BJJ athletes?

Do they all play BJJ?

Just asking cause of the picture and comment. I know shit about those guys.

Look how deep he goes, God, that's so fucking deep

If you're so confident that his jiu jitsu skills are bullshit why don't you grapple with him tough guy?

THAT'S THE SEED YA DUMB FUCKS

How do we solve the grappling problem?

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Beast of a card for shure b. Real heavy hitters.

Khabib didn't climb the rankings

Jack can beat him in a decision. The Swede will bring back the white pride back to his native home once again.

Ben was winning every second of this fight until he lost
The sooner people realise this the sooner they will understand he wins the rematch

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>BAD MF'ERS!!!!

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Ben wins the rematch

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>NOOOO WHY IS HE STILL HITTING HIM WHEN HE'S OUT. STOP THE FIGHT. STOP THE FIGHT

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Not liking the BMF championship is the most reddit shit you can do

Bum "Chunky" Asscan getting absolutely humiliated and exposed is one of the most satisfying moments in the entire sport.

Ben's redemption arc will be legendary

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Will it end with him beating Canbib?

fuck dana. there should be grand prix type tournaments again fuck dana

Ben lives inside Masvicucks head debt rent mortgage tax free
Ben won the story
Assdickhole is a reddit minstrel man

I don't know any JJ people that play Magic, but it kinda makes sense desu. All memes aside, blue belt+ sport BJJ really is mostly a real time strategy game. (One might say le chess with le dire consequences). I'm pretty sure the type of people that do well in high level sport BJJ would do well in strategy card games if they had the same autistic passion for it.

For MMA it's different, that requires more of wrestlers mentality, physical strenght and work ethic.

>le 5 second man

agreed

Sorry lad, Ben is already old news. Colby is the one who lives rent free in Masvidal's head now. He hasn't mentioned Ben at all in any interviews while he talks about his beef with Colby instead.

>Swede
>Beating a black person in combat
He’s gonna get blacked so hard in front on his friends and family

if you think about it,a "BMF" is featuring two spic cans is about as Reddit as it gets

FUCKING BASED

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Masviduck literally spergs out about GODskren every other minute and can barely keep himself composed unless his fat baazar managers feed him the lines he rehearsed and fumbled through

I refuse to watch this BMF fucking gay reddit shit fight and will never pay for PPV ever again. You just lost my money Dana, congrats

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imagine

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the only people that talk about that fight here are the ones obsessed with posting soijaks

eh, I'm unironically looking forward to it. I don't care about the belt but it sounds like an entertaining fight. Don't get why you retards are sperging out.

Nope, he's already forgotten about him. If anything reporters can't let it go since they keep asking him about it and he just says Ben is a bum and moves on.

A lot of white belts and dumb blue belts think they are tougher than they are, yeah. I see it a lot.

As for jiu jitsu and magic. The other guy in the pic is actually a sambo guy that got into jiu jitsu later. He'd probably still describe himself as a sambo grappler. Martial arts is kinda of a nerdy thing to be into. A lot of them are definitely into stuff like Magic. I heard Keenan Cornelius say in an interview when he got injured all he did was play DotA all day until he was healed enough to train.

>Crystin Weepier fighting my gooby

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Because the autistic retards here need to be edgy and contrarian to anything remotely popular or accepted by the general public

khabib is undefeated

wew,caz central

>and will never pay for PPV ever again

>implying you ever paid

kek

replace Barboza with Felder
He did just beat him after all.

>n-nope!!!
Ben lives inside that little coco’s head forever.

reddit also wants to see it, so it's automatically bad

>Khuntbitch Cumragomedov couldn't finish

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>Regarding Khabib/Poirier

>In Russia, where it was broadcast by the free TV station Channel One Russia, the fight drew approximately 26 million viewers, equivalent to 24% of Russia's adult population.[13]

Holy shit.
That's amazing.
Even big football games don't crack 24% of the population (unless England is playing in the Last 8 which hardly ever happens).

UFC is too pussy for this type of thing

Ok.

>peahead vs cokehead

I mean Al got destroyed by Cerrone, maybe Dan Hooker if he makes a comeback against Al.
Ferguson vs McGregor
Poirier Vs RDA
Gaethje Vs Khabib
Felder vs Hernandez

Kino

So basically every churka in Russia tuned in, based

this would be ridiculous

>trusting these numbers
>reddit spacing
back you go

Yeah BJJ nerds fail to realize that
>they don't know striking
>most don't have much experience in takedowns
>fights will take place on hard surfaces with shoes and sub-optimal clothing on
>there is no tapping, they're going to have to finish their submission which 99% of them have never done
BJJ nerds has themselves up because they are able to overcome untrained people in the highly controlled and extremely specialized world of the jiu jitsu gym. Not a whole lot of that will actually transfer over to a real self defense scenario but they have memed themselves into believing that since they know "le most effective martial art" that they are literally untouchable.

He can't even speak Croatian. What a fucking phony.

Cry harder, Tony cuck

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Since Hermansson is Swedish it is in his DNA to submit to powerful black men. Cannonier by 1st Round KO

Is this the "champ shit" I've heard so much about? Is this the strength of SnapJitsu?

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Thanks for displaying your estrogen fueled angst

He can't really speak English either though so he's pretty much a Croat.

ElessDee, you hanging in there, buddeh?

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you're telling me DC is the natural heavyweight here? ahaha

I don't see a Brian beating Zombie unfortunately

No the fight itself is a pretty entertaining bout. I think most people agree about that. All the circus around it is reddit af though.

The Zombie is getting guillotined

Ayup... I reckon that negro fella ain't no count compared to ole Whittaker... hehe... just a matter ah time...

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I really can't think of a more uninteresting card in recent memory. Holy fucking christ.

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Russian government channels are so fucking shit. They're literally the Putin channel. Every fucking half hour there's a news story about Putin, on some North Korea shit. That or some political """debate show""" where 4 angry Russians in suits yell at eachother.

If there's a big PPV for free on there, ofcourse you're going to watch it.

HAHAHAHA HOW IS BOXING REAL? LIKE NIGGA JUST TURN AROUND LIKE NIGGA JUST COVER YOUR FACE

I unironically believe Israel is another hype job just begging to get flushed. Not even /heem/ opinion has affected this. The man has had no real impressive wins over in his UFC career, and the one major win he had was basically squeaking in a decision over Kevin, who rocked the fuck out of him. He's fought none of the proper Top 5 fighters in the division, and I feel like if Whittaker doesn't take him, Costa and Romero will.

Either the gorilla would be too stupid and you could one shot it with something if your quick enough or it would kill you.

cringe comain

Jesus christ you faggots say this literally every fucking week

Hall's striking has improved and anyone is fucked if he gets them to the mat

is he unironically the man to end the khabib meme? other than gooby in the rematch of course.

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Did you miss the one a couple days ago?

I'm sorry i was eating. I used a brush and made all the shit dynamic and randomized to mimic hair, played with opacity too. I haven't upgraded cause I'm scared of change

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Conor was big for 145. He's average/small for 155. His chin won't last forever and he doesn't want to fight anymore. He'll never win another UFC fight. Probably fights once more, gets submitted, and hangs it up for real

Any of you fags going to this? It's an absolute dogshit card but I'm still considering it

Gaethje is maybe the only guy in the LW top 10 Conor would beat.

hmm did Khabib secretly delete his chin via face-squeeze,

Beg, Dustin. Beg.

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Zabit would dismantle Conor over 3 rounds

>face-squeeze

Prime Benoit submits Gooby

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You're going to be real embarrassed after Izzy KO's Shittaker with the classic feint into spinning elbow, a move popularized by the great heavyweight Brendan Schaub.

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Saw Macy Chiasson's first UFC fight live. She's a beast. 7.5/10 for a Fight Night card

hahaha, gaethje is a nightmare match up for goob

Lando-Diakese is a banger. Lots of heems on this card

1-2-3-4 I declare a shill war

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What is the weight difference needed for a regular person to beat a professional lightweight in a fight?

Yea Forums contrarianism is lame as fuck.

>masvidal and diaz is onions cause it's popular
>these cards with no big names are trash cause I don't know anyone fighting

enjoy the comfy and get excited for da jokah baby

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Cowboy is incapable of beating anyone with good boxing. His only hope is to wrestlefuck him.

Nah Conor made a career off beating guys like Gaethje. If Justin actually uses his wrestling it’s another story. I do think Gaethje is a nightmare for Khabib though

Dana is probably offering Colby $150k to show and $150k win for a title fight and Colby is asking for $400k guaranteed plus PPV points

Conor body heemed the Mountain and slammed Cain into the mats, being bigg will never win you a fight

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Floyd inside distance was the easiest bet in the history of sports. There will never be another like that

Replace Conor and Barboza with real fighters and you've got a grand prix

In what way?

Seems legit, your argument is irrefutable

They should do it when Khabib retires at 30-0, but Tony and Conor will be done by then too

>le KO'd by cry man

he would just punch goob really hard and knock him out

boxing is such a fucking meme sport

>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"

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>15-1 UFC
>12 straight wins
>have to dig up a photo from 2012 to insult Tony
Seethe.

Lando should have been cut for failing to finish Tony

No he isn't. Gaethje will always be susceptible to a counter puncher and Conor is the best counter puncher in the UFC

225 with D1 level athleticism and low body fat would do it, as long as the LW is at 155

niggers are so fucking ugly holy shit

No, a BMF belt glorifying two lardcano retards is sœy

Cowboy isn't a top 10 fighter anymore. He's showing up for paychecks and giving up when it gets hard. He 100% knew his eye would swell against Tony and cleared his nose to get out of the fight

>weidman gets an ex middleweight for his first light heavy weight fight
>Rockhold gets matched with a true light heavyweight
gj UFC

R8 my video

youtu.be/Y8qcc0D4hwQ

to be fair rockhold is bigger

le family man is my best wrestler

>NOOOO YOU CANT GIVE LUKE AN ACTUAL FIGHT!!!

I disagree. Conor would punch Gaethje really hard and knock him out.

subbed and liked

t. youtuber with 16k subs

unironically this

why does your skyrim look like it was made in 2005

Because gay enb and gtx 650

i retired last year.

why did you pretend you were rich awhile back then

is that about me bragging about social blade?!

kek it was to troll the kids.

pretending to be succesful to impress heem dorks and then getting made fun of isn't trolling. you need a good sesh to sort you out

Sick thanks for the support and will make more. Any suggestion on next video?

cringey dick hopper you are

i used to be a drunkie and would start fights online so that was part of the problem
i no longer drink.

yair's eyepoke on who da fook is that guy

15 second fight, kek.

later frens going to kill some zombies in l4d2

>Sick thanks for the support and will make more

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Asking for suggestions is dick hopping lol your so mad at your dad for not caring about you that you take it out on other men lol

"Hey yair fuck you " lil heathen

>"men"

Hot take:

The gay ass BMF belt is a ploy to kill wrestlefucking and ducking while simultaneously coaxing Connor to come back

Therefore, while originally opposed, I now like it

agreed

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The BMF belt just sounds like a marketing tactic by Dana. I'm pretty sure Masvidal and Nate think the title is gay as fuck but can't say anything because Dana would eat them.

That's everyone's guy reaction but it's actually designed to make champs who sit out for long periods and negotiate for more money look like bitches

Also Connor can fight the winner for a "belt" on ppv

it's a ploy to get around espn restrictions regarding big fights. all the ppv fights have to be belt fights

this was like a week ago

I'm 99% sure that Whittaker is going to starch Adesanya and that's coming from an Adesanya fan.

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I hope so man I think he has good tools but bad instincts if that makes sense.

The prelims are actually spicer and full of heemers

It would come down to tony vs gaethe

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Adesanya is a much better striker than Whittaker

Hmmmmmm honestly you could be right buuuut if Conor comes back just to win a bmf belt lol this guy will get killl3d

it's defintely some kind of 4d chess by Dana

Quite amazing to say the least

That's a good way of putting it. He's really hittable even though he has the skill to not get hit. He also bites on feints a lot.

Better striking credentials, but he hasn't shown anything incredible in the UFC yet. His KO over Brunson was the only legitimately great performance so far.

He dominated Gastelum by the end of the fight

>gamer word
What.

It may get Connor to come back, but it won't bring back Conor.

Yeah but he got rocked hard in the fourth and nearly dropped in the first.

You're a fucking loser

Seethe

If anything that just shows Adesanya has heart and recovery skills

If I tell girls that I'm an MMA fighter will they want to fuck me?

It shows that he's susceptible to forward blitzes and head kicks, which are Whittaker's best weapons.

No

poo vs conor who wins

It's like saying you're in a band. Unless you're a pro, it would come off as cringey.

Hey, bro.

The only fighter Whittaker has finished that wasn't old is Brunson

Tavares?

hue bro

3 piece with a soda

Yeah that's true, but that was 4 years ago though. He got knocked out by Wonderboy a few fights before that.

Even myself

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Good lord I've posted the wrong webm, please forgive me

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Is Coral in heem heaven??

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Nope.

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I just had a drink with him at Duffy's yesterday

Broooo that’s so fucking sad haha lesgooooooooo!!

That was at 170. The weight cut heemed his chin. He's undefeated since moving up to 185.

lol I'll be there for 243

oh glad you're here, can you please tell me what tiger is doing to woody here??

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Have sex

Schaub is managed by WME's biggest competitor

Can I stop by for a picture and an autograph?

So what’s your take on our friend luke?

He looks just like his father in this pic.

BASED

true

holding him....

Luke got hit with a flush hook to the chin from one of the best strikers at 205 because he had his hands down. Luke's problem was never his chin, it's that he always has his hands down in the pocket. He was also pretty gassed just looking at body language. Whittaker is proven to have improved his chin at 185 whereas Luke hadn't ever even fought at 205.

You excited for the new special?

fucking jap

Why didn't poirer just pull a schaub shutdown on khabib? Big lapse in his game plan honestly

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by the neck while he humps him?

Why doesn't poirier just become a standup comedian

>schaub doing a european tour
fucking christ, now the europeans will be exposed to it too. We HAVE to destroy his career.

>mini khabib

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Not cte'd enough yet, needs to spar with shane carwin a few dozen times

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what a manlet

hate this guy so much

pretty cool bro thanks
i'd have no idea how to do that shit even though i have ps
a bunch of time i just go on and use content aware fill kek

Sure. if you can somehow guess which one is me. I never wear my tfatk shirt to Duffys in fear of someone doxxing me.
Yes, he will improve.
I see no such thing.

unlike kelvin, whos very handsome

subhan allah

whos the #1 BMF belt contender in every division? (best fighter who can't win a real belt due to wrestling)

If rolling into a heel hook is his best weapon then he really won’t make it far. He couldn’t even do that to Elkins.

it might be worth a trip to florida to try and find Coral at Duffy's

Conor would beat the living fuck out of Hall.
>le he isn’t the same
he literally just looked like normal Conor against Khabib

Where were you when two middle weights exposed the entire light heavyweight division? Also marreta wins the rematch fuck niggers

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Tony Ferguson at lightweight
Israel at middleweight
Ngannou at heavyweight

if santos started winning jones would simply take him down

I think if a strong black belt like werdum somehow got on a gorilla's back he'd be able to choke him unconscious

tony ferguson has not been kept away from the belt by lack of ground game. and while ngano has no ground game it doesnt matter much

Based

Jones purposefully forced a split decision in order to raise his stock. He knows people are getting tired of him being so dominant.

what did you send him??

Tony will never touch a real belt because of grappling. Same with Ngannou.

i cant tell if youre being srcastic or not, but jones has repeatedly said and proved he tries his best to beat his opponents in the area they are most dominant

He lost the first fight and didn't wrestle tho...

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So if we kinda judge by recent history we can assume the most favorable skillset for each weight class

125, 135 - well rounded, fast, able to sprawl, heavy hands, cardio

155, 170 - wrestling, pressure, takedowns

what about the other ones?

Honestly Gus and Santos both beat Jones but they were close enough to not really be robbery.

On the UFC embedded videos there were women in the comment section lusting over Kelvins big hawg

The heavier you the less you need to win. Reach is the most important thing everywhere

How do i even pronounce "SCHAUB" ?

skub

You make the sound everytime you drop a fat turd into the toilet and flush

Was ..... stopped to quickly?

Yes, but in many ways no.

Me and your mother

hey coral if skub was in town and needed to use your moms porcelain schaub receptacle would you let him?

Whittaker would get heemed at LHW like Luke. Weidman and Souza will both get heemed too. Yoel and Costa could probably be ok at LHW, but they're scared so they stay at MW. All this proved was that Thiago and Smiff cut too much weight.

Gus won two rounds and never came close to finishing Jon, while Gus almost got finished and got out-struck. Jon flushed Gus in the rematch. Santos did much worse than Gus and maybe won two rounds if you're being generous while never having Jon in trouble. Santos actually got knocked down during the fight and out-struck. Jon will flush Santos in the rematch if Santos ever learns to walk again.

You're not a real one if you don't report racism as soon as you see it in the thread.

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Gaethje is one of the only real ones left

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Based and Heempilled

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Based

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Why did the ufc go all in on the octagon shape instead of a circle?

easier to build.

ETH is bitcoin isn't it?

Hermansson traded with Jacare pretty well, and is miles better than cannonier on the ground so if he can weather the storm and get it to the mat he'll be good.

Dont know whats next for him though
Wait for Bobby vs israel and then costa vs the winner?
Yoel?
Winner of Till/Gas aka Fatso

Middleweight is a hard division to remain #1 contender even after you've beat Jacare

Being a professional middleweight or higher

will stepe hit him to the body again in the rubber match?

185 sees very strong anti wrestling and TDD.

when will they learn

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btw what happened to comfy battle of the nations HEEM threads?

Unironically yes
After he beats Masvidal he'll fight for the title and win
He'll realize his true untapped potential is in him losing weight and getting fit
Drops weight classes
Submits Habibi in the first rd and retires the GOAT
>screen cap this

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>see card
>hmm not bad, lando, lina, and a solid final 6 fights. 6/10.
>see card starts at MOTHERFUCKING 9AM AGAIN
0 out of 10. suck my cock ufc. fuck you and your early card HORSE SHIT

You think Big Brown has this pic in his house somewhere hung up in his room?

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Implying he wasnt robbed and you arent a cuck

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the average non-coastal american male
>khabib chinstrap neckbeard
>really dense hair with no discernible hairstyle
>walmart graphic tee of an avengers logo or non copywrited cultural symbol
>pocketed shorts that are not long or short enough

Feels good knowing I could heem everyone in this thread

If Jon wins his next 10 fights by controversial split decisions and retires, will he be the GOAT?

gay and not plausiblepilled

I would fuck guys like you in high school

facebook com/ufceurope/videos/866450123729817/l

Nate truly was tree times his size in that fight, Nate looked huge.

There’s literally no way Nate didn’t win that fight.

WhoreHey is fucked.

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Nathan PeeAss lost to a feddaweight

If you prefer striking to grappling you have a low IQ. End of. If grappling is akin to chess, striking is equivalent to hungry hungry hippos. There is nothing cerebral, intellectual, or academic about striking. It's actually embarrassing. Do you understand how stupid you look? Bashing each other's skulls in like wild animals? Like apes? Grow up.

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youtu.be/KxJQzIxeenA
youtu.be/KxJQzIxeenA
youtu.be/KxJQzIxeenA
Where my Believers at?

>grappling

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Personally? For me? In my opinion? Well I’m glad you asked. Has to be Brendan “The Hybrid” Schaub. Master of all trades.

Dumb spic

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>Stephens spent 30k on his training camp
So he probably was injured in camp and knew he was going to get heemd. faked the eye poke early to get his show money at least and get a rematch.

Yeah I like Ryan Hall but have a feeling he's gonna get knocked out bad at some point.

stephens seems too dumb to be snakey like that

Dumb tranny crotch sniffer

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when this happened I legit thought it was the first death in the ufc. never seen anyone go that stiff

Same. I was a little worried he broke his face. Turns out Ben has Homer Simpsons skull

Jorge cocksucker Masvidal

I very much prefer kickboxing over MMA and boxing.

>posts a fight that DC would have won if he grappled
Oaf

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You're a damn fool

Ben was lucky the knee didn't hit him straight in to the face, it was more like in his neck/shoulder area

Cope. WMMA is the only time grappling should be allowed

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Will be interesting to see who the favourite is for DC/Stipe 3. I still think Lesnar should get the shot before DC.

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i love when wmma fighters miss weight lol

this but unironically
FUCK WRESTLING AND FUCK MANLETS

Stipe will be the favorite and Bork on wants to fight Jon. Also, the Browns suck.

Another dumb post. Want to take one last swing at it, champ?

Imagine being this dabbed on

You have no charisma

Based and Heempilled

Remember when the UFC was in Mexico, with 4 mexican fighters in main and comain event, and the mexican crowd started throwing bottles when the less mexican mexican won the comain and the less mexican mexican had to stop the main early due to eye pokes?

Nope

No cause i didnt watch

*ahem*
Jamal.

Was a black guy right

I know that guy, he's a foreign exchange student from Beijing.

Jamal (Arabic: جمال Jamāl/Ǧamāl) is an Arabic masculine given name, meaning "beauty".

So youre saying Jamal was asian? That certainly sounds dicey

Why the fuck are there so many heem threads, i like owning the catalogue but i need to be alerted when a new one pops up so i cam post high quality schaub jokes in them. Fucking retards.

So um....

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So um what, you finally caught aids from years of taking it up the ass

>Heard u were talking shit

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Indecipherable post. Here:
youtu.be/3f_Dk7WatIY
Please learn how to string together a basic sentence before your next reply.

Hall IS the highest level

He trying to pick on manlet cans like Frankie. Conor is unironically done

youtube.com/watch?v=B8KPN17b7RQ

That was pretty graceful desu

I see Gaethje and Diaz standing chances because of their chins. That's it.

Why is Masvidal the favorite against Diaz. Diaz is gonna take it in the first round.

yair wanted out and now he's ducking jeremy

Diaz decisions Masvidal
Conor comes back
Decisions Diaz
Suddenly the BMF belt is a marketing tool to shelter Conor from wrestlers

I like it

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Dana White's wet dream.

Potentially if it comes up naturally in conversation, if you just blurt it out, its cringe. Also be prepared to actually back it up with pics/vids of you fighting

at this point they should just do Zabit vs Yair and Kattar vs Stephens, would be the most optimal machmaking

Yair fucked that bitch up in UFC 1 rules

"My next fight should be against Nurmagomedov" Said Nurmagomedov.

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>Leonardo Santos def. Kevin Lee via TKO (punches) round 1 (3:26)

Because hordes of poor spic faggots are pouring all their EBT bux into him on betting sites.

But he's a flyweight.

I honestly can't tell which one of them is the more mediocre gatekeeper fighter.

why is nurmagomedov ducking nurmagomedov

Leo is 39 and at this point i doubt he gives a fuck about the belt, he barely even fights

cute asian women

Dad's gonna freak if they fight.

arr rook same

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HOLY FUCKING COPE YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PUSSIES NOWADAYS WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BRAZIL WAS IT ALL JUST HYPE

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING MAKE ME SICK

Mini Khabib.

WANDERLEI
LYOTO
SHOGUN
SILVAS OF VARIOUS SHAPES AND SIZES
ALDO

WERE THEY ALL JUST SMOKE AND MIRRORS

WHAT HAPPENED TO BRAZIL

I USED TO RESPECT YOU

based

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mma lost popularity here, we now only do martial arts to post pics on instagram or to ask girls out

*cough cough* O-one more run at the strap, D-Dana... Please...

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Who was the last Brazilian UFC champ? Aldo probably.

Was it the Aldo thing?

no it was already decaying at the time, it mighr've helped tho

Aldo, Silva, Shogun, Machida, Maia, Werdum, all got exposed hard within a few years of each other.

Don't forget Cyborg lmfao

She was more recent, but that too I guess.

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Silva, Aldo and maybe Werdum are the only really populars there

she got exposed by Amanda so it shouldn't count

I thought nunes was Brazilian but when I looked it up it said she's a lesbian.

Ufc Lesbos when?

She got exposed by Dana White. In the cage she's still legit, its the doctored video and the stealth fight refusal, etc, that I think ruined it for me.

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is that the asian woman daters club???

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Perhaps the winner and occaisionally the referee fucks the loser with a strap on after the fight

i mean yeah, people still like her here and will enjoy her can crushing at lellator very much, but i doubt mma will be as popular here as it was at Anderson's and Aldo's peak

nypost.com/2019/09/23/lenny-dykstra-backs-out-of-boxing-match-with-bagel-guy-chris-morgan/
>Lenny Dykstra backs out of boxing match with Bagel Boss Chris Morgan

Lankets confirmed COWARDS.

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MINI KHABIB'S PUSSY

Indeed sounds quite Greek.

New meme

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I know that third world mentality of "whichever sport we are good at is the best sport". Bulgarians started watching tennis when we got a decent player, before that literally nobody considered it a sport here.

dimitrov is a poof

Have you ever fucked a ladyboy?

no that's gay

How's that?

I said a LADYboy. How is that gay.

Bout to rip a fat load, post some WMMA bunda ASAP brothers

if it has a dick it is gay

post a picture with more talent

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Hear me out here. A penis is only one singular masculine trait. One minor blemish on an entire body of work. You're telling me that it's gay to fuck a person with 99% feminine traits, and only 1% masculine traits? Is it gay to fuck a girl with short hair? Or a girl with big manly hands?

>his penis is only 1% of his body
Ok dicklet

yeah bruh a penis is the most masculine trait you can have, also traps have never 99% feminine traits, there's always something masculine about them that you can just tell it's a man, some can trick you i'll admit

Can't wait for Volcanovski to prove that max is only champ because he's a cutbabby with 0 muscle and power who is only undefeated because of his iron chin.

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t. Caz McCazzer, mayor of Casualtown.

>stans Volkanovski
>literally calls him a can

If you can't jerk off to this, you aren't a true MMA fan.

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jerked off to Angela hill this weekend

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jeremy faked it during the match and once the cameras weren't on, he scratched his own eye to tie up loose ends

Volkanovski will beat Max

yair wanted out that's why he scratched jeremy's eye and is now refusing a rematch

he's about to get fired again

Alright I've just finished up my fap and I had to go to r/mmababes to get my nut off. Lucky for you guys though I'm going in for round two in approximately 10 minutes, and I'm expect some high quality WMMA bunda this time around. Don't disappoint me (looking at you, Bulgaria).

That doesn't seem likely

Manlets will never win
Based bong seeing through the globalist shill lies
i

This is /HereEveryoneEnjoysMen/ dummy

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>jeremy spend $30 000 of his personal money to train high altitude for the fight
>jeremy spent weeks of his time to advertise the fight
>jeremy started posting mexican flags and advertising his mexican heritage specifically for this fight
>jeremy has fought the toughest guys in the division, the only top guy who didn't duck Zabit in a fight he had nothing to win and much to lose
>but he totally quit before taking 1 punch, in 15 seconds, in a fight he was favored in, and lost all of his money despite being on the main card

Hmmmm...

>I had to go to r/
stay

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>swede defending cheating shitskins

it never gets old

Keep repeating what they want you to believe

Canada rules

o&a sub got bombed way before they fucked with scaub. The original nuking involved some fag named Patrick Tomlinson

Why would there be an r/o&a sub when the show doesn't exist anymore?

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Idk but that place had some funny dudes. Funnier than the average poster here desu

Easily

Grow up.

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