> Yes, Mr. President, FIFA Has found alien life form in outer space. But don't worry. The will leave us in peace if we win this football tournament.
> FIFA allowed us to employ the best manager in the world, Mourinho, to assemble 22 players to save this world.
Who do you chose?
Isn't this just the plot of Space Jam?
No, this is completely different. There was no Mourinho in Space Jam.
I'm not Mourinho so why it matters?
>mourinho
humankind is doomed
clone yaya toure 21 times
based
Clone Jesse Lingard 21 times
whatchu know about man like J-Lingz?
*saves humanity*
Ter Stegen
Alisson
Cancelo
Carvahal
Van Dijk
Ramos
Koulibaly
Robertson
Alba
Kante
De Jong
De Bruyne
Verratti
Pogba
B.Silva
Mane
Salah
Ronaldo
Mbappe
Neymar
Bale
Messi
Oblak
Vida
Medel
Morgan
Milner
Fellaini
Sissoko
Mascherano
Reus
Giroud
Origi
>Origi
Clutch and big game pilled
I'd unironically put Liverpool to play them. Just get a better bench maybe.
------------------------Pukki
Ronaldo---------------------------Mbappe
--------------De Bruyne----Witzel
------------------------Kante
Alaba-----Van Dijk---Laporte----Azpilicueta
------------------------Oblak
Subs: Giroud, Kimmich, Ramos, Bale, Mane, Firmino, Navas
american >opinion
>from another world? like foreigners or somethin? leave them to me
This, but fast forwarding them 10 years.
Cristiano Ronaldo and 21 pieces of wood
keepers: Allison, Oblak
Defenders: Robertson, Lucas, Van Dijk, Giminez, Koulibaly, Upamecano, TAA, Kimmich
Mids: Rodrigo, Kante, Ndombele, Thiago, De Bruyne, Bernardo
Attackers: CR7, Neymar, Messi, Salah, Greizmann, Kane
> the best manager in the world, Mourinho
Yikes
Messi Firmino B Silva
De Bruyne Kante D Silva
Mendy Van Dijk Koulibaly Kimmich
Ter Stegen
kawashima, uchida, nagatomo, honda, sakai, hasebe, okazaki + 4 random yuros or whatevs
The question is entirely dependent on how long you have to prepare. If it's a week then just pick your favourite juggernaut club and maybe stick van dijk in if you're daring (and if you didn't pick Liverpool). If it's 3 months only then does it make sense to do your fantasy Messi Ronaldo Salah De Bruyne etc etc stuff.
>Jlingz saves the Earth by giving the aliens free hoodies and Jlingz-brand underwear.
Who got the higher IQ? Jordan or Mourinho?
When i graw up, i will go to dab university
5 more years an he's world Class
In Snowden's new book, he said he looked through the CIA's database to satisfy personal curiosities. He found the US government has no evidence of alien life. Maybe FIFA does though.
>Messi
Dudes a renowned choker on the international stage and you wanna play him in the biggest game of all time?
Bruh
Without Xavi and Iniesta he’s pretty much useless, like playing with a man down
Julio Cesar
Maicon-Lucio-Samuel-Chivu
Zanetti-Cambiasso-Sneijder
Eto'o-Milito-Pandev
Toldo-Cordoba-Materazzi-Stankovic-Muntari-Mcdonalds-Balotelli-Quaresma-Motta-Santon-Arnautovic
>this team in VAR era
might as well kms right now
You're becoming more and more obsessed