Jaylingz

thanks rashgod....thanks......said jesse to his friend....rashgod as he was called....heh....yeah....by his...fans....on the social media.....fools....can't see who the real god is....but anyway jessy continued....talking.... thank you rashgod for taking me up to this bench on a path on a hill that we are overlooking the city from....its lights...as it is dark....night, some would say......no problem man.....no problem.....so i gotta ask you jaylingz (this is rashgod talkgin)....what is your opinion on...heh....being better than most people.....me and you...clearly there is something we have.....that others don't.....do you see it?...what do you think?......jaylingz contemplated the constellations for a second before answering....his eyebrows had taken the will smiths's sons position.....he said.....rashgod....me and you and everybody else....we are all the same....i see no difference....we are....one....yeah one tiny speck....a speck on some huge nerd's prescription dioptric (trifocal lens) glasses....and all he needs to do is to...heh....to take his microfiber cloth in his hand....in the other hand take the glasses....not touching the actual lens of course....and using the cloth....to wipe us all off....that's all it takes rashgod.................the boy rashgod, as he was called by his fans on the social...heh....media.......he contemplated the stars too for a bit...not as long as jaylingz of course.....he was not as smart.....yeah he thought somewhat....and he said....well jaylingz.....how come the big nerd boy hasn't wiped us off yet?....you think we aren't a big enough....speck?.....we havent advanced enough ourselves to be noticed.....a young civilization.....i fear we will be in ruins long before he notice us...........due to bad environment protection laws.............or does he not see us...because he is sleeping.........

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jaylingz he never took his eyes off the stars.....he said.....rashgod.....i think the nerd sees us alright....sees us nice n clear.....you know why he ain't wiped us off yet?....heh........rashgod....why do you reckon i score so many goals and make so many assists and interceptions and create clear cut scoring chances?.....why i never slack off?....because he is watching us rashgod....entertainment.......keep him entertained.....that's our life......all the GOATs have understood this.....and I do too.......do you see now rashgod? why i do it..why we must...i don't need to spell it out for you right?....btw for real tell me if i do...............rashgod he was thinking so hard as he had never thunk before.......his eyebrows were contorted....something he never had done did in years.............woah my man jay.....ling......z.......i guess then.....in a way you are saving the world.....every day.......keeping us alive.......woah....thanks jesse....thanks........and jesse said..heh....no problem man.....no problem.................................................................................man........


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rashgod: alright jesy...it's has becom e time to go home...sleep....

jesse lingard: heh....well rashgod....i already am home....

based yet spooky

mah boi jlingz

.......woah....

top notch literature.... el bulgariANO....congratulations

Fucking hell this anime plot is getting intense, who would have thought there was an entity above jlingz? I think he will overcome the nerd god in the season finale though Madoka style, after all he has so much potential...

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Is this... dare I say it... the greatest work of literature in modern times

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The greatest, i wouldnt say. But on par with the greatest. Great use of writing marks, so subtle

hey i know this is a Yea Forums genny but i wanted to let everyone know that as of today i am launching a DICK STRIKE FOR GRETA in which I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX until /ourgurl/ gets laid

As flies to wanton boys ... are we to the gods, they kill ... us for their sport. Soon the science ... will not only be able to slow down the ageing ... of the cells, soon the science ... will fix the cells to the state and so we will become ...... eternal.

Only accidents, crimes , wars, will still ... kill us but unfortunately, crimes, wars, will ... multiply. I love football. Thank you.

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Post this on Yea Forums too bulgarianbro

I really hope someone is saving everything bulgarianbro writes.

Until we can publish an unironic jaylingz book?

For me, it's hehposting

watch my get

I'm on the archives looking for every single bulgarian post, I'm making a .txt file with it.

godspeed joao

feel free to add and/or improve

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I got most of his stuff but the original notepad is really fucking bad I'm losing track oh god I need another notepad

You're doing God's work Cristiano

Cast it

>96 chapters of pure brilliance. -The Sun

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Kek

I'd buy unironically. Send the final version to bamboo-delight.com

bless ya joão

I already done it, but I want to make an account at pastebin so I can update the txt but those shitters aren't sending me the confirmation email.

he a good boi

Jesse Lingard is to Jlingz as Harry Maguire is to?

my boy jaylingz...

this is a quality meme

should have been
>96 chapters wasn't enough

mah boi... look at mah boi jlingz...

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we're not gonna let jlingz thread slip

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A young youngster who needs more time

my boy jessylingz...cant be in second page ....

Woah..............I nevr saw it dat way

deepest fuckin lore

I will take her virginity

Is this the thread?

needs a Penguin Classics cover

lads LADS
is sp back

Abdul has already done that

Hmagz

i'm thinking we're back
...heh...

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epic

kek

...heh...

......heh......

.........heh.........

............heh.......

I need a gf lads

You need jaylingz, mein nigga

very good post

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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name a better youngster than JayNiggz

...heh.... impossible...

...nah...

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i'm reading this into a ebook
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holy based

my fucking sides
>HEY!

group of dots

Haha based.

my boy jayling...

Love me some Jayling posting
Simple as...

my boy rashgod...

thank you brother. I wait patiently for our next lesson.

Noice

i was going.......to bed that is.... just saw some highlights........ from the last ManU match.... dogshit..... no hope...... we were...... 5 nil down to middlesbrough..... and I thought....Man... If JLingz were on the pitch....... goals would come....... and the fans........would wake up.... from this nightmare...... a world without him.... a world without JLingz........ Suddenly I see the substitution board..... but something was different... instead of numbers.... there was this symbol.... perhaps now it makes sense....... it showed " _|mm|_" .... amazed he came....... Rashgod pass......1...Rashgod pass.....2..Rashgod pass.....3.....Rashgod pass.....4.... the matched stopped..... and middlesbrought forfeited........ so they would only lose 3-0..... The united states..... were electing their president .....at the time..... and out of nowhere........ JLingz won it......... my boy....became the president of the US....at the age of 13......amazing scenes.....

le 29-year-prospect nerman
(who also just needs a lil bit more time)

now I see..... mah boi JayNermanz........

stop

why is it always........americans......amerifats heh.......that try to.....ruin....heh...ruin fun that is?...

fucking amazing thread

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