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Ian Hall
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Matthew Lewis
first for canada
Elijah Roberts
early and *sips*
Hunter Bailey
Eli Russell
BONJOUR
Joseph White
Soon™
Easton Gonzalez
cope
Alexander Reyes
i like both threads but shall support this one because its made by a canaGOAT
Noah Campbell
Elijah Parker
>early
it's okay
go knights
Isaiah Clark
I'm thinking hockey is back on the menu boys. Bummer!
Evan Ortiz
based
cringe
Connor Peterson
Do any of you guys play EA's NHL Series? I'm having this problem while trying to play on the most realistic setting in the be a pro mode. My character is currently playing for the Vegas Golden Knights, but every time I try to play a home game the crowd isn't a bunch of crackwhores and obese mexicans. I have the realism set all the way to maximum but it doesnt change. Anyone have a similar problem?
Noah Peterson
...
Adam Miller
thread was created after the 499th post
Blake Rogers
Soon
Leo Allen
>1 post early
still early
Lincoln Brooks
Brandon Carter
je ne sais pas parler francais!
Gabriel Gomez
Honestly don't give a shit when the thread was posted if I'm being completely honest because I don't have autism.
Anthony Baker
the thread would have reached bump limit upon linking the thread
Jacob Taylor
I don't play it because I'm not retarded.
Dylan Gutierrez
why are you bothering to respond then
seems incredibly autistic to draw attention to yourself in this situation
Nathan Hughes
New thread links should be post 501, fag
Asher Gray
I regret having made or done anything to encourage the weeb.
Nathan Diaz
Just putting my opinion out there. Free country and all.
Wyatt Johnson
and it was
Juan Hall
Say what you want but Points contract is excellent cap management
Evan Lewis
le "fisherman" jersey est tres beau
Jaxson Richardson
Cool let's spend the next 20 or so posts arguing what constitutes early. Fine by me.
Lucas Rivera
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
Dominic Kelly
No it wasn't, it was post 500. Go look again. 501 was the other thread that we're not using
Matthew Butler
Having some tomato soup and grilled cheese my lads
Bentley Flores
merci
Matthew Mitchell
new thread has always been at 500 retard
Logan Murphy
the problem with this post count discrepancy seems to be whether you count the OP as post 1 or post 0
4chanx considers op post as post 1
Connor Bell
Gas all francos
John Wood
Ottawa is playing Canucks
Luis Reyes
>weeb island + gaybeck
What an unholy alliance.
Angel Allen
i know my french because I studied it. but fuck quebec they never getting a team
Carson Perez
nah they updated the schedule
Leo James
Had two Marners today, with bits of corn in them too
Brody Miller
Honestly wheat is still the best grain.
Nathan Lee
If you don't count the OP post as post 1, then it was linked on post 499. Still early
Josiah Wright
quebec has a team user
Luis Taylor
NOT In the QMJHL user.
Colton Long
this discussion has already happened before. 4chanx is off by one or some shit.
Any thread at 500 or after is not early
Gabriel Cook
QC is getting a team whether this weeboo faggot likes it or not
Chase Carter
Quebec has had a team for the last 100 years you stupid faggot. Specify Quebec CITY if you don't want to make yourself out to be an absolute retard
Jackson Reyes
what day are you posting?
Hudson Russell
the telling factor would be to find out when the bump limit is reached relative to op post being 1 or 0
since its the bump limit we are concerned with, not post 500 specifically
Noah Turner
lmao Point got fucked in the ass by tampa's gm.
Eli Richardson
todays
Andrew Adams
yeah but it isnt the islanders or canes. You'll get ottawa prolly because they are fucked
fine quebec CITY because jesus fuck you frenchies get your titties twisted
Sebastian Martin
Salut M. Bonhomme, comment-allez vous aujourd'hui? Je vous souhaites bon match ce soir!
Daniel Perez
right, they have one in the nhl
you might be familiar with it
Anthony Young
No he didn't. He just made Kyle Dubas out to be a complete retard for signing Matthews to $11.634M and Marner for $10.893M
The only way for him not to look like a retard was if the other RFAs signed for exorbitant deals
Kayden Cooper
didnt get a response with your first one, eh
Ethan Fisher
until he signs an eldercontract in 3 years
Joseph Wilson
I hope everyone is enjoying the THIRD day of autumn :)
Ian Phillips
>The only way for him not to look like a retard was if the other RFAs signed for exorbitant deals
why are you completely ignored contract length
Jackson Campbell
I'm not even a frenchie, I just can't stand your stupidity
Evan Kelly
I stand with Quebec and no, you're not whiter than me nigger
Jordan Clark
thinking about poutine
Caleb Rodriguez
>that asiatic gremlin hand
you're not white ingmar
Ethan Jones
thinking about knekkebrod
Tyler Moore
thinking about benis
Ethan Roberts
Skyrim is for the Nords
Jose Cruz
Wrong again nigger
Daniel Ward
thinking about Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Blackout mode
Owen Bennett
>Boomer Shannon acknowledges Lags are screwed
Hahahahaha, all that's left for Canada's great hope are Flim Flams and Laffers
Nathan Flores
blyat
William Brown
cute
Evan Lopez
?
Isaac White
It's actually pretty good deal for both sides. If Point continues to make points he is looking 9m$ QO for year 4. Considering that he would be looking big extension at that time, could well be 13-14m aav deal. If he fails, TB is off the hook.
Thomas Walker
tabarnac
Nolan Powell
the grunge era called they want their style back
Jace Stewart
why are you so dirty?
Nolan Russell
MANLET DETECTED
Dylan Gomez
Ostie de calice
Benjamin Martinez
yes I am, you mutt
Xavier Gomez
TB has more to lose. If they want to re-sign Point in 3 years and Point stays at his current production then the Lightning will either have to gut their team to keep him or let him go in a trade. Cap crunch gets every good team eventually
James Young
now that's what I call a whiteboi
Josiah James
fatty
Nolan Cruz
Thinking if I quit my new job of moving on past /hoc/ and trying to take on an undercard board on my own
Lincoln Harris
That's a fat hand.
Andrew Fisher
Does TB rebound after those playoffs last season?
Robert Perry
its fucking 90F/32C here today of the first day of autumn. WTF? I want pic related already
Landon Martinez
lookin good m8
Asher Smith
not with cooper at the helm
Joseph Smith
Do some manual labour sometime jesus christ what a woman's hand.
Kayden Butler
>Americans calling anyone else fat
Tyler Adams
>Lags
what did he mean by this
Logan Rodriguez
youtube.com
Get to know gummi
Brayden Barnes
Which part confused, Shannon or the Jest?
Brody Sanchez
nope
they will continue to dominate in the regular season and get blown the fuck out of the playoffs because they are all soft manlets.
Carson Bennett
Oh they're going far far into the first round and then *sad trumpet*
Dylan Garcia
depends who they get matched up with and the health of both teams
Andrew Thompson
When you get off a plane, the worst part is Jet LAG.
Aiden Gutierrez
Lets do an experiment. Anyone who can't skate isn't allowed to post for this whole thread.
Nathan Green
>more than half the team is over 6'
>manlets
Nolan Russell
too many russians.
Jack Wilson
they are captained by a soft manlet
he represents the team
Andrew Nelson
Cope, tubby
William Hall
What constitutes an "indian summer"
Jonathan Johnson
Like the Flames?
Bentley Thomas
Stamkos is 6'1
Joseph Williams
One of my favourite genres actually.
If 510 is manlet I guess I am. I don't care.
Nope fatty. Lose weight
Thx fren
Dylan Moore
used to be a brand of apple juice
Levi Young
Cheap whiskey and pinners
Joshua Jones
in his fucking dreams
Nathan Murphy
most of the players /hoc/ refers to as manlets are often 6'+ under180lb twinklets
Kevin Myers
a late long term heat wave in Oct?? Not sure the exact definition, but all I know is i want the cooler weather
Jeremiah Miller
Nordiques vs Canadiens games were some of the best rivalry matches of the 80s
Bentley Perry
another example
Chase Allen
Funny considering I can almost guarantee the majority of posters here are under 6'
Landon Rodriguez
>5'10
No wonder this cuck is always seething
Matthew Morgan
Technically its 4 years contract since he is still rfa in the end. QO has to be atleast 9m, so this is actually 7.3m x 4 , thats if TB makes that QO. Not looking so cheap anymore.
Connor Green
>forgot spezza was still in the league
>he's on the leafs now
okay
Zachary Mitchell
MANLET CONFIRMED
Bentley Cox
Another example of him being 2 inches taller than a man who's 5'11
Dominic Nguyen
/hoc/'s average is 6'4", don't discredit us.
Logan Miller
crosby is closer to 5'9 lad
any heights listed on wikipedia are embellished
Nathan Kelly
*5'4
Jacob Cook
>wikipedia
nhl.com
oh no an outdated article, you sure got me
Aaron Powell
Damn it feels good to be 6'1.5", /fit/, and white as fuck.
Parker Watson
its the same shit
msl is listed as 5'8" on nhl.com
ive met him irl, hes 5'6"
Jace Morales
best era of hockey honestly, jelly of my parents generation who were around to witness that
Luke Wright
>6'1"
Not gonna make it
Nathaniel Edwards
I, too, wish that I was alive during the days when Canadian hockey teams actually won things
Jack Jones
soon
Julian Gonzalez
Toronto's getting flushed tonight lads
Ayden Clark
oh hey
Justin Gray
/hawk/ or /hokk/
Noah Davis
/nhl/
Ayden Mitchell
>that line brawl 5 minute into the video
lol even the backup goalies are fighting eachother
Nolan Miller
for me it's 80s gothic rock, post-punk, and generally underground rock
Ryder Stewart
/hack/ as in hackey
Juan Robinson
/haulk/
Lincoln Flores
sooner
Michael Cook
i torrented wc3 and got an angry letter from activision
Andrew Baker
What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him?
>get off me homes
Gabriel Evans
SOmeone post a /hoc/ logo, i need to make a meme
Jayden Kelly
Thomas Bailey
Original, or onion ring version?
Anthony Bennett
doesn't matter, original I guess.
Gavin Morgan
Ok m8 go ahead and provide a source that says tampa isn't one of the shortest teams in the league, since you don't like mine from last year.
Dylan Gonzalez
Eli Lopez
based idaho not allowing moral degeneracy
Carter Carter
thanks, friend.
Jose Myers
Here fren.
Liam Lewis
soonest
Robert Foster
woah haha xD
Mason Myers
i have to buy a new laptop before reforged is released. Mine is overheating as soon as I start wc3
Ethan Ortiz
back
Josiah Bell
reforge is gonna be chink produced garbage
Juan Gray
these ones remind me of the golden knights too much. the royal blue jerseys are going to look nicer
Julian Myers
FunnyWarcraft3 is an alright youtuber too, although his channel name is aids
Samuel Diaz
no timestamp
no care
Adrian Thomas
>wearing a jewish manlet’s name on your back
Jose Scott
very gay
Kevin Gray
do any of you lads ladder in wc3?
Eli Turner
ngl, that's pretty aesthetic.
Adam Sanders
Here is meme
Noah Lewis
pretty fucking based desu lad
Jaxson Adams
kill it with fire
Noah Brooks
That'll only work on people who've bothered to follow that creepy puppet, which I bet is fewer and fewer of us these days.
Hunter Walker
I was always a custom map player. Might try to play ladder though if I get reforged.
Aiden Garcia
Probably, but I still wanna show blizzard there's wc3 fans out there and there will be an upswing in the numbers of players when it's released.
Josiah Sanchez
here ya go lad
Asher Taylor
she's all over the news right now, it's impossible not to know about her
Elijah Stewart
swedes....
Oliver Ward
Big fan of the knights so I don't mind.
Andrew Fisher
She just said those words at the UN a few hours ago
Oliver Peterson
excellent
Juan Gutierrez
you faggots play world of warcraft?
am I the only normal person on /hoc/
Colton Ortiz
What's for dinner lads?
Brayden Richardson
>she's all over the news right now
Not the news that I look at. Just circlejerks in activist bubbles that you catch glimpses of every now and then.
Maybe the networks are fawning over her, but it feels like the "mainstream news" isn't even mainstream anymore.
Hockey.
Daniel Cruz
the only vidya I play is chel 12
Hudson James
not quite colorful enough if i'm being honest with you norge
Ryan Brown
Dunno, I forgot to take anything out.
Bentley Robinson
you fail to understand the intent of a timestamp
Aiden Cruz
just about to eat lunch
Adam Phillips
finna order some sweet and sour pork from the local Canucks fan bar it’s in the same plaza as the anaheim Duck fan bar
William Fisher
>fewer and fewer
lmao
Andrew Myers
>the autistic puppet had yet another histrionic fit
Why should anyone care?
Isaac Russell
Why single them out?
Andrew Watson
for the memes ya cretin
Joshua Garcia
what news do you look at
Asher Russell
sossig
Matthew Smith
what race are you thinking of going with? i play orc
Cooper Richardson
It's only you and me fren. Rest of these fuckers are creeps.
Oliver Cruz
I do understand the intent of a timestamp and I was just messing with you. What are you worried about though?
Jackson Morgan
Daily reminder that leftists are sick and perverse individuals who hate everything that is normal.
If you can wrench people's confidence enough that they eat insects and other humans, you ultimately have power over them and can get them to do anything. THIS is the red thread in all forms of leftism, Just like gender roles and sexuality where all kinds of perverse variations is being glorified while everything that is normal is being demonized, men should be like women and women should be like men and the more twisted sexuality you have the better. Heterosexuality is oppressive, and every heterosexual intercourse is rape. To have feelings within your own group and prioritize people who are like yourself are natural, healthy and important mechanisms to help people organize and make communities flourish, but of course leftists condemns it and instead demand that people only love what is maximum foreign.
On the same subject, it is also very trendy to pretend that natural shifts in weather and climate are unnatural and catastrophic, instead of accepting the outside world, adapt and being part of these cycles, the entire human existence must be turned in and out to appease the weather gods.
An economic example of this is Marsixm. According to Marxism, it is unacceptable for economic operators to be compensated in proportion to the value they produce, instead leftists have to invent a psychotic fantasy world in which production and economics function completely differently than in reality. Where those who create companies are in fact parasites that exploit the companies and those who have the most simplistic tasks, they are the ones who in fact create the most value.
At every point, the left must invert what is true and natural in order to isolate themselves from the fact that they themselves are not in harmony with reality and nature
Benjamin Scott
Probably gets his >news from meltzer like a simp
Camden Gray
>What are you worried about though?
why i should give a fuck about these images
Andrew Lopez
Well, not TV. And not any of the TV channels' websites.
Juan Young
fuck off, i subscribe
Brayden Williams
Well stop worrying, there's no reason to give a fuck about them. Commence doing whatever you were doing before you saw my posts. :)
Hudson Perry
its literally front page on reuters/bbc/bloomberg right now. sounds like you are only getting news from hipster blogs or circlejerks.
Andrew Wilson
those jeans are suspectly tight
Carson Brown
Va i helvete har du på?
Jayden Williams
Austin Cox
have sex
Carson Thomas
I didn't ask where you don't get your news from, i asked where you get your news from.
Kevin Adams
ordered by how fun the races are;
orc > human >= undead >> night elf
Ryan Stewart
Sorry user - Plans change
Robert Barnes
I don't care enough to catalogue it for you.
Levi Hughes
we all play for canada bros
Adrian Baker
too many subreddits to list, huh?
Jaxon Smith
räk och rostad lök, förstås
Brayden Baker
ser ut som rostad lök och någon form av creme fraiche
Joshua Evans
Skin tight pants and well stretched groin muscles
Lincoln Gomez
wtf is wrong with her?
Gavin Walker
LOL
embarrassing m8
Blake Thompson
ebin maymay
Ryder Lewis
the most trustworthy of media, tmz.com and worldstarhiphop.com
Dominic Baker
speak english I don’t like feeling left out
Jaxson Robinson
absolutely based
Xavier Harris
hey i know this is a hockey genny but i wanted to let everyone know that as of today i am launching a DICK STRIKE FOR GRETA in which I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX until /ourgurl/ gets laid
Jordan Flores
shes all over the >mainstream news right now so i dont know what other websites you are getting news from.
Ian Parker
I never thought I’d live to see the day I want to heem an autistic Swedish teenage girl but we are here
Xavier Cooper
daily stormer
Ethan Torres
>reeeeeeeee why aren't you watching mainstream news channels on your TV right now, user?
Connor Evans
That's a little girl no?
Dylan Reyes
based
Jason Wright
Severe autism and brainwashing from a young age by a sick and perverse leftist mom.
Zachary Moore
I belive Johan has shrimp flavored paste and crispy fried onion flakes on his hot dog
Brody Cooper
sorry lads even though the season is only a week away just thought back to july 1st and how all of the subhuman islels fans were talking about how they were going to sign panarin and bob and started kekking uncontrollably. lmao what a SHIT franchise.
Nicholas James
milk
Julian Kelly
No one is suggesting user watch CNN. He's repeatedly stated he doesn't get his news from mainstream sources, yet can't name a single source where he does get his news from.
I just want to know where he gets his news, so I have another source. It's a very simple request that user doesn't seem capable of providing an answer for.
Nolan Campbell
that user is trying to convince people that the mainstream news isnt talking about her, when literally every international news agency is running a front page story about her.
Kayden Thompson
Greta's gonna be full blown Nazi by 22
Xavier Myers
she looks SUSPICIOUSLY like our prime minister. wouldnt be surprised if they are both plants by the global jewish elite
Ian White
>panarin
He doesn't have a well stretched groin
Xavier Barnes
hockey?
Bentley Anderson
>1/8th of your cap on yashin 2.0
not my fault you gonna be shit again and the isles dab on you lardasses again
Liam Williams
feel bad for her to be honest. 16 year old should be doing stupid shit with her friends and not be being used by adults.
Michael Ross
>that user is trying to convince people that the mainstream news isnt talking about her
I don't recall anyone having done that.
Nicholas Gonzalez
These are the two best Swede posts ever
Grayson Gomez
Wonder what Point gets paid when his bridge is up.
Brody Nguyen
Let's all pray that she never reaches 22.
Elijah Miller
fuck her dreams tbqh
Hunter Turner
this. islel fans should hang themselves.
Xavier Clark
Aaron Gutierrez
nah. ranger fans are plastic faggots who are casuals as fuck who only care when they are good
Adrian Myers
>lol U watch mainstreeem news
Ok, what are some other sources
>I DONT CARE XD U MAD
Jeremiah White
How come Marner is getting paid so much more, they had the same amount of points.
Henry Anderson
Based in good ole Akron, OH! Ted runs your shit
Adrian Brown
right here
>>she's all over the news right now
>Not the news that I look at. Just circlejerks in activist bubbles that you catch glimpses of every now and then.
Jace Jones
Theres a rumour they are signing Greta for mascot
Joshua Russell
nice, the beer is here
that will last us till first week of November I think
Camden Gutierrez
are you autistic?
Easton Rivera
I don't care about this FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT
Talk about something else you fucking losers
Sebastian Young
Yet they've sold out every game for the last 2 seasons despite being shit
Angel Gutierrez
lamestream media
Jeremiah Reed
do her dreams involve hockey??
Jaxon Carter
/hoc/ mass suicide when
Angel Scott
>wow
>normal
Wow
Ethan Johnson
Henry Barnes
there are people at ranger games? its so fucking quiet there its like nobody is there!
Camden Jackson
What are some other news sources?
>U ATUSTIC LUL
What a complete retard.
Juan Cook
Nearly Toronto’d my pants today but I got my pants down and blasted liquid Marner into the bowl
Blake Hill
>wow
Joshua Wright
hockey
Adrian Edwards
How much can you drink? We're probably going to need a couple of those 100 packs.
Dylan Russell
QO has to be atleast 9m for 1 year, so it's infact 4 year deal created in hell by lawyer sorcery.
Nolan Wilson
wow satan poops money
Evan Davis
Less years, greater chance to sign for a long deal in his prime when the cap may go up. You want more money they will offer more but you are trapped for 7-8 years and your next offer at 30 will not be nearly as sweet unless you are a generational talent.
Josiah Price
I think you're both trying to say the same thing here
Anthony Perez
as opposed to isleshits fans who don't even show up when they're good.
Logan Lopez
#4 is shooped, there's no way
Connor Bell
st.louis has a special sort of autism with their fans
except they do show up you fucking mongol
Nolan Mitchell
...
Brody Lee
I just don't think this zoomer is very smart.
Ian Russell
1>2>5>4>3
Connor Barnes
how did tavares get convinced by this twink?
Blake Murphy
thats pretty much how a bridge deal works. mcavoy and boeser signed similarly structured contracts this offseason as well.
Liam Parker
kek. KEK.
Juan Martinez
toronta maple laffs pjs as a signing bonus
Josiah Stewart
10 million reasons
Aiden Diaz
Wouldn't want to watch those 2 shit teams either.
Bentley Kelly
>1 game
that was a tuesday also and who cares? I can, however post the many times MSG looked empty as fuck
Mason Ross
he didnt get convinced he just had dreams
William Russell
Pajamaboy just wanted to go home to mommy
Thomas Young
>I can, however post the many times MSG looked empty as fuck
id like to see these images
Parker Turner
Oh also the Islanders got kicked out of Barclays for another 7 games this season on top of what they are already playing in Nassau
Evan Green
that photographer really needs to adjust the brightness
Parker Kelly
Ryder Flores
yeah because the fans like nassau more instead of the dump called barclays.
Jaxson Foster
come on m8 they were in first place and in the playoff hunt when that pic was taken not to mention one of the nights they went back to play to their loyal Nassau mutants. best fans in hockey #RockTheBarn
Jayden Scott
Actually it's because it holds less people so doesn't look as empty when it's only a quarter full
Matthew Flores
Canada was a mistake
Chase Scott
wanna hangout I'm in buffalo too
Charles Carter
suggestion, stop taking everything so personally and learn to laugh at yourself and your team
Henry Sullivan
>"Durrrrrr size"
they gimped the arena to try and get them to stay at barclays but when barclays is absolute shit for hockey they had to play in that smaller sized nassau. They still sell it out and one game against fucking ottawa on a tuesday in february is so big for every fan!
Wyatt Cox
based buffalo brojob bro
Gavin Robinson
Glad to see you are learning, Finland
Christian Walker
No thanks
Camden Fisher
>they still sell it out
okay retard
Mason Gray
Isnt Boeser walking directly to UFA with his contract ? Point's contract is actually pretty smart way to circumvent about 1 million yearly cap hit for next 3 years.
Zachary Clark
no brock ends as rfa
Luke Hernandez
he will only have played 5 pro years according to the cba and will be 26 when its ends. so hes still a rfa that will need a large QO.
Easton Morales
that pic is how I show up to the party
Tyler Myers
how many fans does honky count for
Lucas Watson
I think fair allocation per poster is 2 US gallons every game day and 6 pack on days your team is not playing
gotta drink responsibly
Grayson Ward
think benis'
Adrian White
The guy who played Murphy on entourage is an islander fan but I think he’s the only one
Elijah Davis
because I live here
Isaiah Kelly
Carson Cox
i hurt my shoulder lifting
Leo Scott
ngmi
Oliver Peterson
Hokkei
Colton Walker
I take nothing on /hoc/ seriously
especially the Islanders
Chase Martinez
no one except the weeb takes the Islanders seriously
Colton Ross
and I dont think that kakko is good :)
Jose Adams
Blake Thompson
islenders will miss the playoffs by 6 million points
Eli Reyes
with trotz at the helm i doubt so. Thats cute though to think that
Joseph Harris
trotz is a sham who had to abandon the very system he is using with the islels to win a cup
Jose Harris
pass the chapstick bro
Elijah Nelson
Thanks I am very cute
Jeremiah Cox
>Former Flame Kristian Huselius ‘lucky to be alive’ after fireplace accident
live by the sword die by the sword
Xavier Lewis
what the fuck, i thought rags/islanders was tonight, but it's tomorrow
Joseph Mitchell
sad, what happened
Tyler Cox
HeatoN has seen better days
Wyatt Peterson
He beat his wife one too many times
Jaxson Turner
>A flash of light, followed by intense pain and confusion, sent Kristian Huselius running for water.
Seconds after adding fuel to the fireplace in his Stockholm apartment, the retired Calgary Flames winger was horrified by what he saw in his bathroom mirror.
“My face was a mess and my shoulder was on fire,” said the 40-year-old Swede of a perilous incident Saturday that left the majority of his face, right shoulder and right hand with extensive burns. “My fireplace exploded and I ran to my bathroom to get some water on my face and when I did that I realized my shoulder was burning. I had fire on it. When I got the fire to stop I panicked.
“I called 911 in Sweden and told them my address and that they had to hurry up because I was on fire. I opened my door and I think I passed out because after a while they came and I was lying on the floor.”
Huselius was rushed to hospital where he remained in the intensive care unit for several days before returning home for the first time Wednesday.
sounds pretty similar to the tabletop fireplace incident at Cody Ceci's party where their friend got 3rd degree burns
Hunter Jackson
bedtime for me
Hunter Baker
I actually had his Teds Jersey, it was autographed too. Won it in as a doorprize in a golf tourney.
Gavin Gonzalez
hyv'a''a'
yota
Luis Flores
my Whalies :)
Mason Stewart
acknowledge their whole history instead of picking the parts that suit you
David Perez
do the islels realistically have a shot at the ploffs? i know we meme on them a lot but i just don't see how they actually make it this year.
Brandon Fisher
>posting a photo proving you're fat
Ian White
so with boeser signing 3x5.875 and point 3x6.75 how long until laine signs 3x6.5??
Daniel Scott
rawstory.com
Can't think of any reason why it would... Canada is just as if not more racist than the USA
Jacob Ramirez
yes. They still are a solid team with a small change at 3C with brassard instead of filpula, and a goalie swap with varlamov instead of lehner. They should make it really given how trotz coaches and the defensive core getting stronger
Luke Green
wasn't asking you faggot
Easton Watson
Nah, every other team in the division got better, except columbus. No chance in hell they are winning the division again. They might fight for a wildcard.
Joshua Johnson
okay then let the leaf say "THEYRE TRASH BECAUSE THE ANIME GUY TALKS ABOUT THEM"
Juan Taylor
calling attention to racism is racist
Gabriel Gray
He is a grade A swine. Cheated on his wife in a gangbang with two former Red Wing Andreas Lilja and former Saber and Devil Henrik Tallinder, while she was pregnant. Beat his wife a bunch of times too.
Chase Anderson
funny but also kinda messed up
Ian Parker
Sounds pretty based desu
Easton Martin
they'll only make it because the metro is dogshit desu
Brayden Reed
>white people don't care about racism
Wow! Hockey!
Benjamin Martinez
Women use hot grits over here. What do his wife use?
Jaxon Ramirez
Those pads are kinda nice
Luke Roberts
Darling's were even nicer.
Shame he never got a chance to use them.
Ayden Edwards
One more weekend without hockey.
And no, preseason doesn't count.
Wyatt Nguyen
Don't everyone post all at once now.
Caleb Watson
I'm thinking it might be bedtime.
Camden Torres
I don’t post when relocanes >fans are posting
Eli Kelly
Excuse me, friend. It's spelled "Hurricanes."
Evan Bailey
Canes Nation ww@
Leo Russell
Jaxson Hughes
what product do you lads use for your hair?
Michael Carter
Hurricanes won't make a deep push in the ploffs this upcoming season and even if they did they'd lose the Knights
Henry Martin
I get all my news from The Score, buzzfeed, and whatever I come up with on my own
Colton Ortiz
Same shit your mom uses
Jordan Sanchez
Chase Nelson
Thinking about making a couple of seetheposts.
Thoughts?
Carter Flores
my natural hair oil and grease
Dylan Perez
I watched a scary movie last night, but that wasn't the scariest thing though.
Eli Hill
getzlaf special
Jordan Jenkins
>tfw hot sips on the first day of autumn on the patio
Brody Scott
Would really rather you didn't, but I worry that saying that will just encourage you.
Alexander Adams
Then why did you say it dumb dumb?
John Ward
Holding out hope.
What does the city of the 2019 Calder Cup Champions have to do with this, though?
Matthew King
Next thread better be a shannon/anime/sunbelt/hurricanes/long island/quebec/knights/marinara edition
Connor Turner
stop trying to force the marinara meme
Adrian Perry
>What does the city of the 2019 Calder Cup Champions have to do with this, though?
Everything and nothing
William Flores
i don't get the marinara meme lads.
Jonathan Martinez
Vegas going to the finals this year. Deep down you all know it in your hearts
Ayden Price
What is this a webm for ants?
Lincoln Murphy
Dove 2 in 1 shampoo+conditioner with caffeine and mint
Lucas James
Quit policing my posts
Jeremiah Russell
there’s some non-white girl name marina and some user called her marinara that’s all you have to know
Kayden Jackson
Such is the nature of forced memes. There is no appeal, just the forcing of them.
James Foster
Maybe maybe maybe but no
Benjamin Morales
why wouldn't the retards turn off the fountains.
Hudson Scott
>these other retarded memes are ok tho
John Evans
>some of my fellow caniacs might be marinara spammers
disavow disavow disavow
Ethan Martin
Probably didn't expect them to freeze or something. I don't know.
Grayson Powell
Just because I post webms of your team doesn't make me a caniac dumb dumb
Dylan Hernandez
I'm sure you've got plenty of those Paco
Noah Robinson
exactly my point, we don't need any more forced retard memes
Hunter Lee
I’m thinking about that marina dip for my onion rings
Austin Nelson
More like I'm a caniac and its blow time because sunbelters kiss tip haha
Kayden Parker
Did you know that most rock is underground.
The more you know /hoc/
William Sullivan
i wash my hair every three days or so
Aiden Fisher
Need some new webms tee bee hon
Jacob Cook
Kys
Andrew Hughes
Get working on it cuck
Hunter Sanchez
Anyway so like I was saying, jets don't really need laine at all.
Julian Davis
Fuck You Pay Me
Ian Martinez
based
Samuel Wright
Well he deserved every bit of what happened to him then
Jason Cox
>gayolina faggocanes
Colton Baker
forced meme
Elijah James
95690052
Cameron Collins
I'm not sure how I feel about finns
Cooper Powell
warm
Jackson Jackson
1 max on team, any more is asking for trouble
Samuel Jenkins
Haven't seen Sweden this mad since ____.
Nathaniel Perez
Finland's more over in IIHF play than any nation on earth atm
Grayson King
why do all swedes have hero complexes?
Christopher Stewart
who is this slut?
Jason Collins
i love how mad and horny boomers get at Gretta
Ethan Phillips
Kill yourself and I will, fatty.
Ethan Ross
Finland more like Dimesland
Liam Young
>projecting your own fatness
Exceedingly grim
Nolan Lewis
Kill yourself, fatty.
Blake Ross
they are incredibly powerful and incredibly hard to control
the only one to utilize a Finn to the truest potential was Gretzky with Kurri
Owen Flores
You seem upset
Angel Bennett
Um sweetie everyone knows Tikkanen was the best Finn on that team.
Messier+Tikkanen > Gretzky+Kurri
Luke Powell
drinking kombucha for gut health
Blake Rivera
smart lad
Asher Peterson
>it's another webm episode
I love webm /hoc/
Juan Peterson
delete this
Jayden Morales
Luke Baker
Don't worry, this webm happened before you were a fan of the winnipeg jets.
Nicholas Thompson
nothing like a cross check to the ribs to open up the ice
Zachary Barnes
Anthony Morgan
Selanne scored 76 goals in 1993 with the jets
who was 2nd in scoring on the 1993 Jets and how many goals did they score?
do not google its not fun when you do that
Austin Jenkins
We cut the jet in half alright
Hudson Baker
How’s your morning going user
Jayden Myers
as i said, metro is dogshit
Camden Sanchez
ive been /lifelong/ since the days of jets legend ondrej pavelec
Joshua Hernandez
>hastily scrambled team
>already the best team in The Desert three weeks in the season
>Already the best team 6 months in our first season
>Dabbing on literally everyone by April
Too fucking easy. Why doesn't every team just get good?
Mason Lee
out of curiosity, what year were you born? i can't imagine anyone thinking that's a penalty unironically
Brody Green
Shane Doan with 7
Ian Morris
fat lot of good it did in the end
Christopher Murphy
cope
Liam Brown
Vegas got away with all kinds of nasty shit that year.
Colton Nelson
phil housley with 18 goals
Carter Price
quite nice thank you for asking i had a very restful sleep
Levi Miller
i was born in the 80s
so much for your rhetoric
Thomas Myers
For me it's Georgia Thrashers legend Danny Heatley
Adam Roberts
You would make a fascinating case study
Jack Hernandez
cope you fucking shorks faggot
Jonathan Reed
Wrong, try again.
Jacob Cruz
A veteran then.
Luis Morales
your lucky gary changed the expansion draft rules
Aaron Hall
why, because i understand your stick belongs on the ice?
Benjamin Cruz
that's a 10/10 jersey holy shit
Angel Kelly
Ristolainen traded to winterpeg when?
Adrian Howard
Reminder that you GIFTED the series the shorks are fucking trash and shouldn't have even made the playoffs
Lucky or just flat out good? I think we are just too good.
Ayden Wright
what's in the ziploc
Jose Kelly
Sure let's go with that.
Nolan Mitchell
because you grew up watching the game being played as it should and now you're advocating for this pussified hugbox that liberal cocksuckers like Ken Campbell whined about in the media and stuck us with.
Bentley Taylor
>cant even defeat a "fucking trash team that shouldnt have even made the playoffs"
talk about regression
Parker Brown
Not sure what you are trying to say with this post exactly.
Josiah James
lucky that you got to draft actual players and weren't stuck with a team full of shitters that had to build from the ground up like every single team prior to yours had
Colton Smith
Someone should get that gal a proper length stick
Aaron Scott
>h-help me refs
>P-PLEASEEEE
Julian Martinez
she wants Donny T's dick so bad
Juan Bennett
reminder garth snow fleeced the knights :)
Jonathan Baker
>Sure let's go with that.
well its obvious there is no rebuttal
Levi Sanders
Clearly
Isaac Carter
Even a broken clock is right once every 10 years
Anthony Roberts
that is quite the leap user
Juan Myers
unironically garth had his rights in drafting and trading at moments. His issue was contracts
Justin Wilson
Elite goal scoring Finns and Winnipeg go together like Monday night's and Raw
Cooper Martin
czechs > finns
wish we had more czechs
Caleb Davis
hockey is supposed to be violent, my man
Cooper Adams
his skating looks weird
Bentley Sullivan
Thinking about that vegas queer that was too afraid to come down to northtown and get stabbed by me.
Hudson Jones
and slovaks.
they should reunite their countries for the sake of hockey.
Thomas Murphy
absolute state of #18
Parker Johnson
>Slovene
Aren't Slovene's just mountain Italians?
Justin Rodriguez
thats cole perfetti
2020 draft prospect
Carson Sanders
>scared
>of a beaner trany
Leo Perry
Never hated the blues before this series. I thought the talk of them being dirty was nonsense
Lucas Jackson
clean hit
Noah Rivera
wait holy fuck thats Dubois lmao
holy fuck what a bust
Alexander Stewart
I know, what a pussy right?
Elijah Bailey
dirtiest team in the national hockey league my dude and its no coincidence that it happened as soon as they hired a savage redskin as head coach
Jordan Collins
Miss him already
Logan Nguyen
Why are bombston fans such crybaby bitches?
Carter Smith
they didnt get handed a championship
Landon Evans
Brody Hernandez
your Zadinas, your Zborils, your Zachas
James Wood
St Louis' game plan for playing Chicago in the playoffs was "lets just try and injure every single player they have"
Austin Richardson
Just for you
Alexander Morgan
>"WAAAAAAAH THEY PLAYED FORECHECK!"
Austin Powell
OH shit, sorry that was NOT the webm I meant to post. Please don't take this personally.
Nathan Ortiz
guess who won that series
Liam Moore
Theres forechecking and then theres Backes trying to end players careers
Leo Price
>he's all wide and shit
kek
Xavier Cooper
I don't need to guess.
Aiden Williams
I posted some last night but I haven't made many new ones. I'll try tonight to get some made of the games
Jeremiah Brooks
what a day
William Wilson
Thomas Edwards
You are a truly based and redpilled individual
Brandon Gutierrez
Nathan Fisher
Alright boys, let's make some threads.
Sebastian Wood
Anthony Martinez
500 already?
Where did the time go?
Jaxon Perry
haha i got your 500 for you right here
Owen Howard
New thread is in the catalog
Liam Diaz
fuck he got me! lmao!
Hunter Price
Byfuglien looks like a big ol' brown bear. How can anyone hate him?
Jordan Sullivan
Who are you?
Hunter Martin
new
Isaac Howard
How did people genuinely think the Isles of all teams would get relocated? That's more up the Yotes' alley