/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - New Job Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 296
V. Bottas 231
C. Leclerc 200
M. Verstappen 200
S. Vettel 194

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 527
Ferrari 394
Red Bull 289
McLaren 89
Renault 67

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
171 (173 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
27 points

>Hund status:
Wir are feeling immens schmerz over Singapur loss az Lewis told uz to do

>News:
Singapore was damage limitations for Renault
Leclerc: "Wait, strategy actually made sense"
Kubica in talks for being simcucked by Haas

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Foist

trans "women" in the W series

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kek

He fucked that Emirates lady, right?

Posting for Monteiro

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>Wir are feeling immens schmerz
Welt(meisterschafts)schmerz

I mean probably.

Whomst among F1 drivers has taken the most poles this year, do you reckon?

>parking up in W series

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lecute on track, lew in the sheets

outperforms all of them proving women cant drive

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Something for Hamilton to do when it retires?

>Perez had oil leak

did t.oto puncture it with a screwdriver?

Vettel undercut him in that task

>Please stop on track
Not
>Please stop in a safe position

I call this rigged

I'm fairly sure he drove past an exit-bay after getting the radio-message.
should be punished tbqh.

miss him desu lads

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this.
I was memeing with t.oto, but could anyone, or merc, benefit with that forced SC?

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>Cute on the streets, Ham in the sheets

Life to Carrie

probably a Ferrari as they have the fastest car

I was thinking Lando in the sheets

>Peace-talks after the Winter War of 1939, 1940, colorized

>top 10 of most powerful men caught in one picture

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Censored soviet pic

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Fact: manlets are the most powerful race in the world

Kind reminder that Romain Grosjean is earning 1,8 million USD (1,4 million pound), to consistently complain about brakes and dnf

He got the one to stop on track right in the middle of T13, he didn't made it to T14 but I'm pretty sure the one on the right was an exit point so I just ask FIA to go Briatore on Toto's and Merc's ass for rigging a race
Merc because they fucked up the previous SC restart and was 2 seconds behind Amx already

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Yeah it is indeed, life ban to Toto and Merc pls

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don't complain, if they replace him with any decent driver, magnussen will be exposed and will lose his seat the next year

>Haas

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death to carrie.

KEK

Having the eternal bachelor as a post-op tranny in there winning everything would be amazing

Probably the last country you'd expect to get rubbish stuck in your car.

#banplastic

i'm thinking this guy threw the plastic onto the track

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>kmag has driven with every engine manufacture in the hybrid era

who has he beat?

Did he drive the Honda?

practice and quali for Aus 2015. Car shat itself on the lap to the grid though.

Shortly with Mclaren.
It blew up in the formation lap

He is so talented, succesful with all engines

>b-but muh porridge!
>b-but muh sisu!
>b-but muh bottas 2.0!
He's pathetic.

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speaking of Aus GP 2015, wasn't there only 15 cars that started the race?

>and nichole hulkenberg wins her first podium after 10 years in formula one!

We've reached the point at which calling him a beta is an insult to all proper betas.
He should be considered a gamma

Just call him a cuck. It's what he is.

Correct

Australia 2015 with McLaren because Alonso was unable to drive after "just parking the car" in Barcelona

>"My name is Fernando, I'm 14 years old and I cum in karts" was 4,5 years ago
lads


lads.

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true but those 3 things he and the media pushed were dumb as fuck.

Please never mention that fact again.

It truly is pathetic.

He said earlier in the year he doesn't need a psychological coach but he absolutely does.

>Valterri, bend over
>Copy James

I miss Rosberg a lot lads.

Hamilton has the title in the bag. Bottas has a contract for 2020. He should have defied James's orders. Other drivers have gotten away with it previously.

>“I don't think it would work for me,” he said. “Every athlete and every person is individual. Some need some outside support. I have plenty of good people around me I can talk to."

That is why I live in a separate country to my wife and go weeks without seeing her.

>"For me it's the man in the mirror that gives the answers if I had hard times or doubts and so on. I solve that with myself usually. I don't really see a gain in that at the moment."
>"I'm not Nico, you know, I'm Valtteri, and I know what works best for me.”

He didn't want to change. He likes being a subservient little bitch.

>and I know what works best for me.
sad!

>Bottas has a contract for 2020. He should have defied James's orders
He wouldn't have a contract anymore if he did that.

>it's alright that you single handily destroyed my racing career vettel, cause I know you'll apologize to me sooner than later...
>I wasn't butthurt, I was just thinking about your wife...

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>It sucks that FIA gave you a raceban for the weekend.
>Maybe I can be your gridgirl instead...

>"I'm not Nico, I'm Valtteri"

He has said that to himself in the mirror hasn't he?

I mean, it's understandable
imagine making money with something you like and not even having to try very hard

That would be a PR disaster. It would upset Hamilton too because Bottas rarely bothers him on track.

So he openly created a rift between his wife...to better himself? I don't think it's working, or ever worked. Bottas is more Yea Forums than kimi if you really think about it. Purposely becoming an incel while still being a semi loser.

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i'm watching 2010 season review and damn, so many great moments. also, crying mana

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>Valtteri, it's James. I know better than you what's best

Kek he's from Monica so I'm sure he's hosted an entire suite of hungry business men. LecCum-Dump could gridgirl the entire team's brains out.

No, I added that paragraph.

Him and Emilia have never lived together. She lives in Finland, he lives in Monaco and they occasionally share a summer house together.

Rosberg when he was winning his title started to sleep in a different room to his wife so he could perfect his sleep schedules and remove day to day distractions. But he was still there with his fucking wife.

>tfw she hated herself so much for not knowing more English that she took extra lessons

Uber-qt

Just realized that Toto was never joking and they were actually underdogs. What an incredible man

truly clairvoyant

>Toto cried Wolff

Ironic

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*mentions ricciardo*
*/f1/ seethes*

Ricciardo is based

O hope he isn't shocked when he finds out that's one of the best ways to kill a marriage, I know he doesn't want to emulate Nico. But at least Nico knows how to balance his career and love life, bottas is that guy who plays F1 2019 all day and is too oblivious to notice his wife is butt naked legs spread open.

>user on matchbox-car-sharing-exchange knows what it's like to be married as globally performing high-performance professional athletes

shouldn't you be in class?
or are you going for a sociology degree or something equally worthless?

Carrie

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>retardo

why would I seethe at the mention of an unexposable individual

her freckles are really something else

Genuine how often do you think Bottas and Emilia have sex? No memeing about Grando.

>retardo

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supposedly athletes are pretty into sex
so probably whenever they meet

probably once a year if that
their marriage really seems like a facade

Based person, not a based driver...

>Emilia went to three Olympics before they got married
>Got chatted up by Usain bolt and his m8's

No wonder they are the way they are

Very true

fucking kek

I wonder if Vladimir bought the mercy with booze

Potato

when did everything go so wrong?

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When he accepted the first 1+1 contract
Ultimately that 1+1 is what cucks him into submission

Melbourne 2014

>1
Ok but that doesn't make you win or improve in any way
>2
Pretty much well known but ok
>3
And that car was dogshit, that's a given and doesn't really matters as of today, the outspending should have been predicted as it's natural and always been like that
>4
Make it 6 or 5, still too far behind as of today, actually this year has been a step backwards

for me, it's glasses instead of helmet

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Sounds like a good idea, but why were the Russians getting so worried about some Finnish guy in a white jacket anyway?

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>You're a decent driver, Val.
>thus I'm giving you an option
>you took the left pill, you stay at williams
>they'll go to shit in the following years, but 2021 will maybe be better
>you'll end up at the bottom and will have to fight off cripples and twinks
>but you'll live a good life
>if you take the right pill, however, your life will change
>you'll get the best car
>you'll get all the money you could have dreamt of
>you'll beat them all...
>well, not all. Under one condition, Val.
>what's it gonna be?

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Skiing sisu

Because he knew what he was doing.

There's no way Bottas would have stayed at Williams
After 2017 he would have gone somewhere else, maybe even Ferrari in place of gimi

>"Have you got the red pill as a suppository?"

pottery
based
physics

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*ting*ting*ting*
Gimi.
youtube.com/watch?v=cWMDXFfj4LQ

>hahahahaahhahaah
>"BWOAH, ID'S GIMI" :DDD

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>"I'm not Nico, you know, I'm Valtteri, and I know what works best for me.”

Yeah Valtteri, Nico knows a shit about playing games with Lewlew,

A. Fucking. Loser.

*loses frontwing*
*gets grid penalty*

And yet he cucked everyone out of the fastest lap point anyway.
Based Magnussen.

GP is the next week

gimi

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Valteri should have married an italian woman, he needs to be bossed around and have someone with a spine to back his lack of it.
Or to be adopted by Jos so he can get some "belt coaching" like Max.

Pretty sure he's just as fast as Loo, it's all psychological.

Be very worried, there's a man going round the paddock.

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>Pretty sure he's just as fast as Loo
he is. loo doesn't cook the tyres when he goes fast though.

it isn't

shan't be watching, another gay ass FWL

Holy fuck you're right
I was prepared for another two week wait

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Lads

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gimi xDDDDD it's the last lap, all or nothing xDDDD nothing it was xDDDDD

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BWOOOOOAH
GIMIIIIIIII
sorry I get kinda excited O_o

Green car nice

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Lads remember when Gimi ate the ice cream xD

>I'm just playing games I know that's a plastic bag

I unironically remember, good times, thank you for the nostalgia Rakesh Bhatia

>tfw no strong italian gf to boss you around and hold you at the gun point
Why even live?

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Really? I don’t remember because *looks round*
I WAS TAGIN A SHID xDDDD

Lads remember when Gimi was actually good and not just driving around xD

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>DNF @ Monaco
>walks to yacht
ICEMANXD

I love how it's the wrong quote everyone uses too

Uhhh... okay this wins the internet for today

For me, it's the R1

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for me it's gimiposting because he produces good reaction images

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Based dorobro

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Hello, is this the nostalgia thread? Remember when races started on the hour? Times really flies.

>lecute is literally ruthless

why is doro so perfect lads

>A lass like her would restore Valtteri to this form in no time.
My dude fucked up didn't he...

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i like that when red bull bought jaguar they did the same thing with the bull on the side of the car

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>yfw she will never make you wash her race suit and clean her gun

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youtube.com/watch?v=-LAJ9hkCDmM

new video for open and meaningful discussion

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How can one car look so based and suck so hard at the same time? Did the livery eat up all their R&D budget?

ask Haas

Wait a sec...

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Haas doesn't even come close design wise

HAHAHAHA SO FUNE XD
HE'S WEARING THE WAITRESS' HAT
KEKEKEKEE XDXD
WHAT A CHARACTER XD

The plot thickens...

Kek

oh mein got

youtube.com/watch?v=LN-YaEEsGHo

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instagram.com/p/B2wno5ZhaYS/

kek

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I don't even care how Reddit they are or I am for saying this, I fuckin love these two. Top lads.

Not
>GIOVINAZZI SUL PODIO PORCODDIO
Fake italian desu

Sideways italy doesnt know italian

>McLaren teammates Lando Norris & Carlos Sainz discuss their blossoming friendship.
ew

I'm talking about the video, and if sideways Italy is the sideway Italy I think he is, then he knows Italian

hey i know this is a high-emissions genny but i wanted to let everyone know that as of today i am launching a DICK STRIKE FOR GRETA in which I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX until /ourgurl/ gets laid

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*bitches*

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You werent getting any action anyway dirty hippy

you are encouraging cheese pizza m8

>Spent the whole day at work looking forward to coming home
>Hadn't wanked since at least wednesday as i was planning to do it this week when i don't have work
>Get home all happy with everything having gone okay
>"I'll help out with the cooking, maybe do an /f1ck/ post"
>Seriously burn my finger tips off accidentally dipping them in hot oil trying to make Aloo Tikki

It took me so much longer to write that with just my left hand. Thank christ I can use 'Sophia' with both.

How did James pay Bottas back?

age of consent here is 16, she is 16, many 16 year olds are sexually active with people in their age range
not saying i wanna be the one to give her dick, hence the DICKSTRIKE

reminds me of the time I managed to get a third degree burn on my finger using a lathe

>mfw un shart-in-mart era stupido vicino a me

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Oh shit...bad luck mate

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what are we thinking of Vettel in Russia lads

On the one hand
Mercedes have won every year since 2014

On the other hand
Vettel's made podium the past few years except when Kvyat tarded into him
Mercedes have been mostly half-assing it since the summer break
Ferrari are on a roll
Vettel just won Singapore
Sochi's a street track like Marina Bay

On the other other hand
Vettel might just have done well in Singapore because it's a good track for him, he could fall back into his rut
Vettel pretty much only won because Ferrari chose to pit him first and put Leclerc behind him to fight off Hamilton and Verstappen

I just don't know

Sorry, i dont speak spanish

Ye said that ye would stop posting here lad.

I said nothing of the sort

How thin skinned are your finger tips m8? Because to get that bad of a burn you had to fuck up really really bad.
MOAR

Vettel is a night baby, it's a day race

Windows speech recognition la
under Accessibility for Retards

It was very hot oil and i had delayed reaction to getting them out.

They'll be fine but no typing for a while.

don't make me find it.
t. former Irish Sim user

That was... Fergus.... I'm...... Seamus

>beats george russlel

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doubt.png

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singlehandedly

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>MOAR
There will be soon...Berlin Marathon this weekend :D

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it's james

>pick up a water cup thrown away by her
>lick it clean
solid plan

no no homo

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literally previous year's stewart in green livery

>not handing her a water cup with a bit of extra protein energy in it

>black car with gold flap and no sponsors
shit. Pic related is the only correct way to do black cars

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He's right you know

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>wear dirndl
>covers cleavage

Unless you cut out a window for your significant ass crack Naomi then this is a poor showing for the dirndl image folder.

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Driver intros like this for F1 FUCKING WHEN?

youtube.com/watch?v=NA3e-EQv6Fc

>ehi davide fermati
>vaffanculo federica, io non alzo al gomito mai

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*il gomito

twitter.com/ASturge21/status/1176246274884014086
WAGlad btfo

>turk_and_j.d..jpg

two(?) years ago @ CotA

>Tubbs & Crockett

>it's 2019, what do you mean I'm forgotten?

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At want point did a red bull driver dress up like a bull and feed beef to a grid girl?
When did a driver decide to black up?

COTA intros ain't got shit on this.

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>blackfacing @ F1
you want a twatter/fecesbook/instanoodle-meltdown, don't you?

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was Manor's 2015 lineup the most forgettable of all time?

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wait no reroll for 11s

>deleting failed get
bad form

Who was Manor?

wow.

The Marussia F1 Team (subsequently Manor Marussia F1 Team) was an Anglo-Russian Formula One racing team and constructor which was based in Banbury, Oxfordshire in the United Kingdom. The team was operated by Manor Motorsport (formerly Marussia Manor Racing),[1] which was previously a subsidiary of Marussia Motors, a now defunct sports car manufacturer which was based in Moscow.[2] The team originally started racing in 2010 under the "Virgin Racing" name; the following year Virgin adopted Marussia as a title sponsor becoming "Marussia Virgin Racing" until being fully rebranded as the "Marussia F1 Team" for 2012.

The Marussia team scored its first championship points at the 2014 Monaco Grand Prix, where its leading driver, Jules Bianchi, finished ninth, and in doing so Marussia became the first Russian licensed constructor to score world championship points.[3]

Following a serious crash and injuries sustained by Bianchi at the 2014 Japanese Grand Prix, the team raced for the first time with a single car at the inaugural 2014 Russian Grand Prix. On 26 October 2014, news reports emerged that the Marussia team would not participate at the 2014 United States Grand Prix due to financial reasons and that, on 7 October 2014, the team filed a notice in the London High Court intending to go into administration.[4] The appointed administrator released an official statement on 27 October 2014[5] and the team was still included in FIA's provisional entry list for the 2015 Formula One season but as the "Manor F1 Team".[6] On 7 November 2014, however, the administrator announced that the team had ceased trading.[7]

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based retard not wanting the Nash 92 digits.

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Grazie spaghetti grande gatto lavoro ragazzi

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Tutti frutti mutti di mare datterini

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i fucked up big time
like my boy stroll

ok so when is Leclerc quitting Ferrari cuz they are scamming him?

literally stolen win

dubs and blyvat ruins vettels race again
trips and he does it and goes on to win

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Need sum

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Sure, let him go to McLaren. Worked out for Alonso, after all.

digits and Vettel ruins Kvyat's race and gets a race ban.

Dubs and hamilkek never wins another wdc

roll again you idiot

Dubs and i am the next wdc

Well, it would take a miracle for him to not win this years. You'd at least need septs for that. On a fast-moving board like Yea Forums or Yea Forums (or Yea Forums when Messi loses another big tournamant).

Rolling for bottas to finally snap and take out lewis

is this the point where Mercedes is done?

cant win races, cant run any sort of strategy that makes any sense at all, can't get poles, midfield team soon?

>bottas to finally snap and take out lewis
Take him out? To some kind of romantic dinner?

Mate its 18

Bottas will win in Sochi

Bruh they're already working on next season. They can win this by finishing 4th every race and forcing Bottas to stfu and stay behind.

>only just now realised Narain Karthikeyan is in Super GT

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Only joined this year moving from Super Formula to Super GT.

>tfw we could meme about this if Super GT coverage wasn't utterly god awful this year

roll pls lord kek fuck the nigger

for me it's gio p1

Do you think Emillia fucks horses because he's such a cuck? I don't know how I'd go home to my wife being such a bitch

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>go home to

Valtteri doesn't even do that. He lives in Monaco, while she is in Finland giving a rim job to Grando.

dem sum tojo glasses

dubs and hamlel's engine explodes

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>tfw never ever

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Imagine being Bottas.
You got extended for another year at a job where you dont needed to work your ass out, the team even asking you to drive less, while earning a bootload of money.
You can retire a year later, with a shitload of money on your bank account, having nothing to do, you can just fuck emilia, a prime finnish athlete with rock hard ass for the rest of your life and dont have to worry about anything

cig sponsors were always so fucking aesthetic

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Are the mods sleeping?

>you can just fuck emilia, a prime finnish athlete with rock hard ass for the rest of your life
>What is aging?

>imagine making money with something you like and not even having to try very hard
loser mentality, if you aren't trying your hardest, you're a fag. for cuckass i assume he can't defy team orders, but still

/f1/ this is janny...

*rants to you about >her emails*

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T H O T

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> the ugliest Williams ever was sponsored by a tobacco company

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They tend to age much better of course
Most of them were tbqh. Beats how shitty almost all of them look in recent memory

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Buckets of cum dude

>using yellow as an accent colour on a red car

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For me it's the abandoned Caterham factory.

gross

>this post
these flags

oh fugg lol

what ruined F1?

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Hunt is cringe.

>what ruined F1?
megacorporations, regulation, increase in feeder series, cost

the end of tobacco shekels

True. Hunt was the Hamilton of his time. (Maybe that's why Lauda liked the latter so much?)

Rate my meal

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slop

Sainz is the top for sure, right?

Looks like you could do better

>no cheese
Why do you hate America?

kys

fuck greta, i hope some kills her unironically

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Her nutritionally poor vegan diet will surely do it for us. Or the inevitable heroin overdose

VWL from now on, get used to it, digits confirm

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>/ourgirl/

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God I wish Singapore had this climate

>we could had Alesi champion in our timeline, but he is retarded
Feels sad bros

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Instead we got Hill, what a wretched timeline we live in.

>but he is retarded
Yep.

youtube.com/watch?v=5awDdwwXPzg

what an alpha male

roll

I know he has to 'live' in Monaco for taxes, but I figured he flew to Finland all the time?

agreed, Hunt was a meme WDC, his opponent had to literally almost die and it still was close. Top fag

she looks like she fucks white guys

Imagine being this fucking stupid. The 98 Williams was amazing. In any case the 99 car was uglier.

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i meant to say werent instead of were.
98 williams was just bland, but that 99 car looks like they couldnt pick a fucking color scheme

pick your driver for the next 10 years:

Verstappen
Leclerc
Sainz
the field

Who is the future of the sport with tons of chips?

>the field
>t. Monisha

>pick your driver for the next 10 years:
Whole thread is just going to say >muh Gimi :DDD

leclerc

Sophia

Fabienne

gimi

babby

hamilel

is

a

great

buttslut

Honest tie between Amx and Leclerc

LeCute

just want alfa romeo the fastest car, no brown people in the town and a 40 year old gimi wdc again

miss the 50s

>miss the 50s
But the 50s didn't have gimi at all!

are you sure?

Positive.

it's more wanting an old bloke to win it again

saw a dream in which gimi signed a 4 year contract with Alfa during 2020 silly season

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Threadly reminder that chadwick is a shitter

Based 75 year old oldfag. Tell us more about how racing in the 50s was, pls. I mean, if you miss it, it means you watched it live, right?

mfw

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sophia get out of the sun you have sunburns and it's not good for your skin!!!!!!

>reverse image search to confirm its her
>first hit is wikifeet for her
guess she has hit the popularity threshold LMAO

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Let me roll that for you

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>rated 5/5 beautiful feet
I mean they're correct but fucking feetfags :D

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Thanks bro, I'll roll again for glorious Seb dominance

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m.f1-news.eu/news/gossip-f1-ferrari-leclerc-cambia-fidanzata-dopo-la-napoletana-giada-ecco-charlotte-1446

New Charles GF, Charlotte Sinè, daughter to the owner of the oldest Monaco company who controls the entertainment industry in the country.

Ig: Charlottessine

>daughter to the owner of the oldest Monaco company who controls the entertainment industry in the country
David's star shines upon their budding romance :D

>Implying WAGlad didn't create that page in the Wiki

>Ig: Charlottessine
My bad, Charlottesiine

need to fug

I just assumed it was him tbqh. Lel

your whorewife doesn't put out?

yeah mate, sat on me dad's shoulders, wearing me sunday best at silverstone, smoking his pipe and saw Stirling, Fangio, Farina and the rest of them

Be back later, need the nurse to change me nappy and help put me teeth back in

no I'm a different aussie with a fetish for impregnating German teen girls

based.

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>21 years old

BASED thumbnail

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Wew Reddit got FOM'd

perfect breeding age

Still not a
>German teen girl
though :^)

Gimi

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smells

minttu's

dirty

arse

b-but leclerc dumped giada, so could focus solely on f1, it's a f-fake news

Wise choice

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Its like when royalty get married. Its merely for business purposes.

Fixed Sochi, lads.

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/f1/ - sewing and knitting gossip circle general

>throwing the weight around
That doesn't do shit, inertia is doing all the work.
You need to control it to work your muscle.

t. not even a /fit/ fag and I know this.

2050s will have.

are /f1/'s posters actually women pretending to be men who are interested in breeding and pregnancy?

>We are rooting for Ferrari! Have to love Charles LeClerc after F1: Drive to Survive!
they deserve being nuked

watching Azerbaijan 2017 and this shit is a mess

whining about the safety car being slow AF

every car falling apart and throwing debris everywhere

Force India incapable of driving intelligently

Vettel ramming into people and not getting a season ban

just absolute amateurs the whole lot of them

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they had to red flag this shit because every single car was constantly throwing debris everywhere

these dudes need to build actual working cars not confetti machines

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>fb pics
why :DDDDDDDDD¿¿¿¿

looool those memes are so funny guys :DD

I really really like these memes.

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Save them, they're all yours

>Snibeti Snab has been appropriated by fb normies
I don't want to meme on this planet anymore.

I would lol out loud if some boomer posted Ameribudro to facebook though :D

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Fuck Mercedes

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>You lost?

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MARKELGOD IS BACK

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what's this "you lost?" thing? when/to who did vettee say it? I completely missed that.

In cooldown room charles weighed himself then sat on the chair and vettee asked "you lost?" Pointed to the scale "lost a lot?"

lel thx. our shit commentators were talking over those images, so that's why I didn't hear it.

MARKEGOD

BASED Hugh Bear sacrificing himself for MarkeGOD

Any streamable?

I don't want to sound heartless but it's almost worth it.

youtu.be/iKqG4MqLcnA

>almost

Gimi

is

cool

when

he

cucks

himself

gimi

AHAHAHAHAHA, markeLOL quit super formula then, because there's okayama race this weekend. KWAB, unable to score even one point in nippon, so he runs with tail between his legs back to f2 where he can look competitive amongst long time shitters like debris or leafiti AHAHAHAHA

>REEEEEEEE Russians

Imagine unironically seething at a country.

that poalac is funny

imagine being so obsessed that even if it's not mentioned at all, you still go for muh nationality argument, pretty SAD

imagine being angry at someone getting a race seat

envy is one of the deadly sins
so is wroth

Are you boys ready for FWL till the end, apart from suzuka when honda will put more anime into the engine and suddenly be the absolute best PU on the grid that single day?

>be Polish
>super-seethe when ANY Russian driver is mentioned
>"I-It has n-nothing to do with their n-nationality"

Imagine not liking markememe

wag please post Katya's naughty video, the one where she's covered in chocolate or something

Redu Burru Raceru Honda 1-2 win at Suzuka with Arubon-san and Verustapperu-san wirr be uritumato kino

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Reminder that Sirotkin earned his F1 drive on merit, only to have it taken away by a pay driver.

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finland, i know you are autistic, so let me explain: when you are laughing at something, it doesn't mean you're angry, quite the opposite. and no, it's not a nervous laughter

and you seth, show polan "seething" at any other russian than shitter markeLOL, i'm waiting :D

tbf, SMP said willy was so bad they wouldn't send him back there for this season

This. He wanted to continue, but SMP apparently said otherwise, as they saw no signs of improvement for 2019. And they were right. He would have lost the drive to Latifi for 2020 regardless. Then again, there was a claim that he had to be ahead of Stroll by the summer break in the WDC if he were to be retained for 2019. He wasn't. Sounds plausible.

>It was my decision. Of course I know there are some consequences which then Orlen follows my decision, but this is a completely different topic. It has been only purely my decision.
whose decision? didn't catch it

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racefans.net/2019/09/24/f1-promises-more-futuristic-front-wing-in-final-2021-car-design/
What the fuck is Brawn smoking?

the smoking ban

Toto's dick

>"That finish don't work for me, brother."
>"I'm going over."

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Does anyone know the max top speed Leclerc reached at monza during the race? Hamilton could barely keep up with DRS AND slipstream. Around 350 maybe?

Don't know about lekek, but vettee wrnt 365 with drs+ double slipstream on main straight

miss the stache lads

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>you lost?

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just realized i have the same sunglasses as Seb just with a bit more oval ending on the sides

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/Verstappen/

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>australian drivers of Italian 'eritage

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GİMİ :DD

:^)

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1 5 S. VETTEL 359.7
2 33 M. VERSTAPPEN 357.4
3 26 D. KVYAT 355.2
4 11 S. PEREZ 353.9
5 20 K. MAGNUSSEN 350.5
6 4 L. NORRIS 349.0
7 44 L. HAMILTON 347.8
8 23 A. ALBON 347.3
9 8 R. GROSJEAN 346.4
10 77 V. BOTTAS 346.0
11 63 G. RUSSELL 345.4
12 7 K. RAIKKONEN 345.3
13 18 L. STROLL 344.3
14 3 D. RICCIARDO 344.2
15 10 P. GASLY 344.1
16 16 C. LECLERC 341.1
17 88 R. KUBICA 337.7
18 55 C. SAINZ 336.6
19 99 A. GIOVINAZZI 329.7
20 27 N. HULKENBERG 328.3

BASED ARTEM
Looks likr KINO is back on the FKino menu
Where is the frenchie who was sooooo certain it would have been O'Ward?

>just realized i have the same sunglasses as Seb just with a bit more oval ending on the sides
>same
>with a bit more oval ending on the sides
the absolute state of northern macedonia

forget markeLOL, we'll have 2 SCHUMACHERS!!!

>David Schumacher will replace Alex for Sochi GP in the #F3 championship!

>it's /var-shtaph-fufin/ laddie

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GOD I HATE THIS CUNT SO MUCH HE'S WORSE THAN CROFTY AND ALWAYS SUCKS OFF THE FUCKING BRITBONGS ON THE GRID HE GIVES ME AN ANEURYSM

>Where is the frenchie who was sooooo certain it would have been O'Ward?

He died in a crash at Spa

The Russian weekend might be interesting for once.

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>inb4 he was right and Tati gets the boot
Alex as in Pironi, right?

Lol, we literally had the same discussion last time I posted this same pic finn user, though recently he's been dick riding leclerc's soi boi dic since spa.

ya

FUCKING RAIN ON SUNDAY PELASE

Can you just post this shit in non race metrologist format for ye loc'al surfs mi'sir? If t'ha 'ain 'its once more me dau'ter whought l'iv to see next for'ghnite

>he hasn't studied meteorology just to read weather charts posted in /f1/
>he doesn't calculate his own predictions with a dedicated Gentoo system running trillions of Navier-Stokes equations/sec
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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hmmm
hömph

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Wasnt it 365?

youtube.com/watch?v=kqQmey5ro-U

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Fair, I guess he wants to do Macau.
Wonder which team will he go to next year, I don't think US Racing will enter

I live in california you Finnish drunkard, and study the climate of this land and the high desert for 24 years, and it has will always be...........sunny and clear :(

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How will Max ever recover

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the only thing you need really to know is precipitation
>higher blue = more water
>darker blue = bigger chance of rain

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-iotti-torna-al-prodotto-zimmermann-a-maranello/4547126/

>Motorist shuffle at Ferrari
>New head motorist and other key figures
>Goal is finding innovative solutions for 2021
>Old head motorist back in GT

I learned meteorology so I could fly planes before I decided that costs way too much fucking money as a hobby.

AMX.
Leclerc is cute right now and I cheer for hilm but he will be fucking insufferable if he wins multiple WDCs, just like HWL.
It will be perma unterhunding, fake modesty with complaints at the first issue.

>innovative solutions

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Based strokeposter.

Based frenchaman based on based napoleonic French people realism. Amx is the only answer in 2019, he's a hot head but he doesn't have his head up his ass like hamster and lecute

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>AMD is competent in 2019
>ferrari also becomes semi-competent
reckon Ferrari were still using bulldozer cpus in their supercomputers until now?

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>First Russian GP where MWL might not be inevitable
>Based Artem returns to his rightful place in F2
>David debuts in Nu-F3, gratuitous Vivien reaction shots a possibility
>Fabienne returns to the Ferrari Challenge at Imola
>Inevitable sweaty Sophia selfies from the marathon
>Carrie racing in the ADAC GT finale
Looking like quite the comfy weekend already, lads

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planetf1.com/news/lewis-hamilton-robert-kubica-german-grand-prix/
BASED KubGOD keeps the point. Really though, why did Alfa bother to appeal? it was a slam-dunk DQ. Was Chandhok their evidence?

Is the Russian GP in any trouble because of that doping craic?
bbc.com/sport/athletics/49805296
>Russia could face a ban from all major sports events over "discrepancies" in a lab database, the World Anti-Doping Agency has warned.
>Russia also faces being barred from hosting major events.
If Bernie were in charge he'd laugh in their faces. Or whatever he does where most people laugh.

>OH NO HAMILTON IS RUNNING OUT OF POINTS
>QUICK, PENALISE SOME MIDFIELD TEAM
>REJECT THE APPEAL TOO

Nearly all their old Opteron's were named after places which have or had F1 tracks.
They might have been sitting on Abu Dhabi's before now.

Ah, so thats how Vettel won. I thought magical items would be banned.

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The 8 million a piece V6T and all the electronic shenanigans weighing down the cars

>They're still pinning Russia for using shitty doping techniques
Did the Lance Armstrong fiasco went down the memory hole or something? He could've got away scot free if it weren't for his guilt
Just ignore the genetic freaks at China though, it's totally normal for them

A truly impeccable set of posts.

well, as you can see, evidently not at the speedtrap

janez aj ne go tupi mnogu

>oy vey goy we have discrepancies in the database
>REEE DON'T ASK US TO PROVE THE DISCREPANCIES THAT'S ANTISEMITIC

gimi xDDDDDD all or nothing xDDDDD oh shit, i drove into cucktas like a moron :DDDDD

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You win some, you lose some

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thank you :)

>tfw 3 wins in row

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*is not surprised*

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racefans.net/2019/09/24/ferrari-very-hard-to-beat-now-says-hamilton/
WE WUZ DEM TRUE UNDERDOGZ N SHIET NOW NIGGA

Vettel looks like WWII ace who shot down RAF pilots ever since he went to Ferrari.

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>Resta was saving the meme aero for Ferrari and went to Sauber to personally witness the 2021 tests

Car Baby: Lewis Hamilton

Non-Car Babies: AMX, Vettel.

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> Ferrari still believes they've won Canada
I'm glad these italian cheating bastards will never win a WDC again

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Stfu Max, we know you want a ferrari seat

Stfu Stof, we know you want a mercedes amg petronas seat

gimi

now if they won every race next year, how would they fit 22 flags up there?

>Ferrari still believes they've won Canada
Because they did.

BIG JOHN COMING THROUGH

OUT OF MY WAY WILLY FUCKING SHITS

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ok Seb

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FIA trophies mean nothing.

How cute, it thinks that it's a country

The inevitable is looming

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>American drivers of Italian heritage, with "Italian" actually meaning "Croatian"

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If they were able to put up 15 back in the days 22 wouldn't be a big hitch

based Hulk mentality

based ferrari

For me it's "Lima" concept car project for 2021, and gimi.

I liek

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>India concept
>Lima concept
why those names? there isn't even any logic. the first one is a country, the second one a city...
maybe because the India concept looks similar to an Indycar? so the Lima concept wil look like a Lemons cars??

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*crack*
*sip*
Ahhhh, Mclaren and Ferrari, now THAT was a rivalry.

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Rate Timo Glock's missus out of 100

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Why anything? What's the fucking point?