/heem/

At least it’s some local commercial tbf

>offers to give you big amount of money from his shady contacts/family/country because the UFC refuse to pay you
So honest!

Hes in several commercials in russia

Fuck jordan

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The bmf belt is just another interim belt

Absolutely based HQ OC bread.

Also quite a based take.

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>Friggen bears
and Bjpenn.com in OPs
Are my most notable contributions to Heem culture. Thawlts?

>HE'S SMOKING WEED!! ON TV!!!

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Do you charge him rent?

thank you for your service

Not one of you is half as successful as Schaub, and that makes you seethe.

No sweaty, we see Schaub as inspration, not intimidation

So is this the new thread?

POST THICC MACEDO

Wtf the copenhagen card is pretty based

MMA is for fucking losers, but if I watched MMA I would be excited for this weekend's card.

never watched or listened to any of Schaub's stand-up. King and the Sting is a funny podcast though. but maybe that's because of theo idk.

^ careful o this one, too smart for his own good

So is this a post?

I think youd be surprised

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Good point

DEECEE

anyone have that picture of the biracial angel where he has a suit and is peep the frog

Is /heem/ dead? I blame Yair.

yair wanted out

For fuck's sake Sven, I though you Nordlets were at least supposed to know how to read.

xth for brazil

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Will Tony be the first man to draw blood on Khabib?

You mean besides his bathtub buddies? ;^)

imagine thinking Tony can counter KhaBEAST's wrestling when he got mounted and pounded by Kevin Pee

tony = reddit
khabib = also reddit
conor = twitter
gregor = /heem/

Gregor vs Khabitch is my dream impossible matchup.

one more run at the strap nigga

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Kevin Lee is a blacker, therefore better version of Khabib

Henry Cejudo is so great that he occupies two spots in the pound 4 pound division. One for him at flyweight and one for him at bantamweight. The real triple C. When he takes the featherweight belt away from HolloCTEway he will have 3 spots at the pound 4 pound-division.

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brainlet

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the BMF belt, dana. hand it over

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IT'S UP

youtu.be/nIMwhpc5hnQ

Does Gregor have a fight coming up?

>BAD MOTHERFUCKERS

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Nope.

That special was terrible....

lay off the retard juice

imagine being so good people discredit an entire division because you can't be stopped

Based

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Based

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both correct I was talking about both :^)

also wmma is irrelivant

Gastelum, Cannonier and Mousasi all beat Paulo Costa

>stephens was poked in both eyes
Based

Why is Yair such a cocksucking fucking eyepoking faggot?

The last Schaub podcast was an 8/10 if thats what you mean, yes I do regularly listen to them.

Mexicans are a bunch of animals, just watch their reaction when the fight was called off.
I think we now know why Americans elected Trump.

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Based Pantera makes another soicuck seethe

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Stephens is on Ariel's show right now and said that his eye is fine and he can get cleared to fight again right away. Do you think Yair would agree to doing one of the october cards?

Khabib should come out with his own blanket brand. Would be very fitting.

>his eye is fine and he can get cleared to fight again right away
Stephens was faking C O N F I R M E D

Give me your eyes so I can smack them against my fingers, we will see if you're ok to fight in 5 mins.

Yeah how the fuck is his eye better after like a day kek

Yair should eyepoke Stephens in the rematch and call him a ducking coward if he quits again. Maximum seethe guaranteed.

>Give me your eyes so I can smack them against my fingers, we will see if you're ok to fight in 5 mins.

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You know I would absolutely heem you if you ever did something like that, right? I would literally heem you. Literally heem you. I'm not saying I would KO you I'm saying I would heem you.

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>Yair is based! Eye pokes XD

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imagine following pro touch butt when the manly and noble art of pugilistic boxeo exists

>France talking about American politics based on a ufc event
I think we know why France elected a president who married their teacher now

If you even attempted to be heeming me I would, with unparalleled speed and precision, check your oils.

The doctor said he had a laceration and both eyes were scratched. Makes sense that the eye was acting up really bad within the first 5 minutes of being damaged and is now doing better a couple days later.

But do you guys have eye pokes that cancel main events? Hah gotcha.

>NOOOO how dare Yair hurt his opponent during a fight!!! This sport is supposed to be about showmanship, why aren't the fighters like the honorable samurai from my japanese animes!!! NOOO fire him daddy Dana

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Prayer Rug when?

post the bing.bing wahoo ones I want to save it

Based. Give them new gloves if they don't want this to happen.

>Eye pokes are so epic XD! Fight is cancelled OMG so baseeeeed!

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When you are watching the main card, you are watching rich kids fight.

When you are watching the early prelims, you are watching people get paid £15k, living pay check to pay check, fighting for their lives or their families' lives.

That is why the early prelims is what the REAL fans love.

>DAE Yair is a bad hombre??? He could have killed poor Jeremy with that poke!!! We must ban such dishonorable fighters from our esteemed sport of human cockfighting

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>HE DID IT! He raked his eyes! This guy is based!!! The main event is NO MORE XD! He makes /heem/ seethe XD!!!!

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cringe

How did heem turn into a couple of fags spamming soi faces. It happens every thread now.

Based and Heempilled

>I'm literally shaking thinking about that eye poke right now. Doesn't Yair know fighters are supposed to be role models? He should be le classy gentleman like Dustbin and Max reeee

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WHEN I RAKE PEOPLE'S EYES THEY DON'T FUCKIN SEE

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST THROW BEER AFTER A SHIT CARD FILLED WITH ROBBERIES, CAGE FIGHTING SHOULD BE A RESPECTFUL SPORT LIKE GOLF

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>How did heem turn into a couple of fags spamming soi faces. It happens every thread now.

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how would this fight have played out realistically?

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>15 seconds no contest XD. The mad man did it! /heem/ is seething at this based hombre XD!

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>Imma aztec WARR-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh my eye DANA BLOW ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Min Smalloway would have even more CTE

Fag

This general has had a mental breakdown ever since Colby turned down the Usman fight and the meme belt got announced instead tbqh.

Can he save /heem/?

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>Jeremy showed he's the true Mexican warrior by honorably quitting a fight!!! Not like that dirty Yair who hurts his opponents

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Threadly reminder that goobz wins the rematch

yeah, le reddit journey man kinda ruined it. Still if it makes that one abo still SEETHE he based.

I do wonder why immediate action has been taken about this if there has been so many incidents, remember DC towel incident? Action was taken immediately and now they that circular shower curtain, I hope this is the last straw and they do something about it

Post:

>Your natty weight
>Your cutbabby weight

168
155

HE TAGGED HIM

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We need him now more than ever

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200lbs
would need to get down to 145 due to my frame

If I applied myself I could probably walk around 72 kg and cut down 65kg which it is bantamweight I think, too bad that I love ice cream sandwiches too much

Why don't fighters just wear goggles?

>Gosh I hope letting Jeremy Stephens fuck my wife will make up for the shameful display the poor guy had to deal with on Saturday

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>Natty:170-175lbs
>Cut: Probably a catchweight of 165lbs would be comfy
>Cutbabby weight: I could get to 155lbs with a few months of strict diet, and in the LW division I would probably be completely unstoppable given my size and girth (6'0 tall w albatross wingspan)

Eye pokes yet again shows how this semen slurping wrestle fucking "sport" gets BTFO by finger flicks.

>mexispaz
>uses kilos
this is an american board and the UFC is american, asshole

I used to feel this way too, except now those early prelim shitters also play it safe instead of putting it all on the line. Dana should implement a policy where if there isn't a finish on the early prelims both get cut.

Why do fighters hit each others? See that last main event? It would have never happened

>eyepokes are bad, it's dirty!!

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This is actually true

Based and redpilled. If Cringejudo wins three separate belts, he's the hands down GOAT and I don't even want to hear an argument (GSP, JBJ) to the contrary

2C right here, cringe and cringe

>natty: 110lbs
>cutbabby: could make atomweight easily

Sport shouldn't be in quotations because sports have rules, things like this happen. Anyway, Yair wanted out. He didn't have the intestinal fortitude to take it to the half minute mark.

so every time Jon poked is bec he wanted out?

>TF
>Rule-breaking apologist
Not surprising

gooby loses not only the rematch but both trilogies

Unironically 110lbs? Are you a chick or just a zoomer? Man I wish I wasn't such a fat fuck, I'm damn near 200lbs

Who else bois Jeremy Stephens?

He never comes to mind when I think of my favorite fighters but I always root for him when he fights, against pretty much everybody. He's a bad ass motherfucker and it's authentic. Was anyone else hoping he would heem that Mexi faggot?

Jeremy chickened out as soon as he felt Yair's kick

?Jeremy Stephens is a bad ass motherfucker and it's authentic

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let's do the math shall we
Gooby Rematches lost: 0
Khabib Rematches won: 0
What does that equal

>155ish
>145
I could heem myself to 135 maybe, TJ-tier cut

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>IIMA KILL THIS KID MY AZTEC WARRIOR WILL DESTRO-AHHHHHHHHHHH WTF HE HURT ME IN THE EYE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFF MY EYE PLS BLOW ON IT
semen slurping sport. This is why /box/ will always surpass this wrestlefucking sport.

yair gasses fast and isn’t fun to watch outside of the first round or so. i was rooting for heremy

upvoted my man

stephens is a real fighter's fighter!!

but umm although you may be angry there is no reason to call yair the f-word

is this the guy from trainspotting?

goob has also lost the story

Same, always brutal endings and exciting.

200lbs isn’t bad depending on how tall you are and what your bf% is

He's pretty based.

Lads Stephens is going to absolutely heem Yair in the rematch now

He was going to anyway, but now it'll be extra spicy

based

Was this Yair's greatest win?

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Way to greentext homo with your dumbass onions meme

It's always the fucking swede.

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yair already said he didn’t want to rematch stephens because he’s a tough opponent who’s behind him in the official rankings. yair is a puss and kz was winning until he lost

VIVA MEJICO CABRONES

I can't wait for someone to pull this stunt on Jones.

I see this guy, it's on sight

>so cucked he fucks up the greentext
ON NO NO NO NO

Do you use heem memes outside of heem and if so, why?

Just conducting research

My Mt Rushmore:
>Chris Leben
>Cody Garbrandt
>Jeremy Stephens
>Tony Ferguson

Unironically kino picks and there's no denying this

>Stephens is a real Aztec warrior, his fights are always spicy bangers!!! He should be the one fighting for the Badest Motherfucker belt, not those meme fighters Nate and Masvidal

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is this your way of asking to post them on your twitter?

@95686726
Can this faggot just get banned for this already

when it comes to fighters with daddy issues jens pulver >>>>> leben

>No Gaethje

Sometimes I'll use the word 'heem' or 'heemed' to refer to someone getting KTFO. Maybe I'll sprinkle a 'cazzie' here and there. Of course 'baste' and 'cringe' are used.

a real boy would fight Yair at the hospital and hotel like based Diaz and Riggs did
youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs

Seethe all you want but everything I'm posting is relevant to sports.
Favorite Mexican fighter btw?(no trolling allowed)

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I like him too, but I don't want to remove any of the others for Gaycheese

Leben is a legend

Can this faggot just get banned for this already

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@95686786
Notice how you're (you)ing me but I'm not (you)ing you? Should tell you a little something about the pecking order here.

No heem memes are exclusively for heem and I'm going to covertly shut down anyone who says they do

Pick one and only one as your wingman?

>inb4: 'Doesn't matter because they'd still get all the pussy'

Pretty based picks. Not entirely sure what mine is, i just know Hendo's on it.

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>Notice how you're (you)ing me but I'm not (you)ing you? Should tell you a little something about the pecking order here.

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>Sweden
>hes either letting his countries women get raped by disgusting mudslims
>or hes a disgusting mudslims himself
you should hang yourself either way

nathan donald diaz unironically

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it is what it is

Based!
Based on Tales from the Grind kino Masvidal would probably be more fun to be around. Ortega seems like he can be a bit up his own ass sometimes.

Everyone relax.

masvidal is cuban, not mexican

I'd like to be up Ortega's ass desu

le ufc monky

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he's peruvian, not mexican

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freak of nature. brock should have been killed as a child

>wasting peak genetics
why?

name one natty fighter

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neanderthals have no place on a planet ruled by human beings

Calm down Joe

What was the worst, this or his scrawny manlet ass trying to scare the former natty goat bisbong?

how can I make my elbows do this?

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Your Brock Lesnars, your Ronda Rouseys, your CM Punks

>wasting peak genetics
i bet you empty condoms into your gatorade bottle and sipit all day

Whos your favourite fighter?

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throw them so hard you turn your back to the guy you're fighting

based

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Fedor is a psycho

post your rare mini khabibs

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ultra rare mini khabib

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Your eye pokes, your fence grabs, your low blows

you already know what it is homebolio

At what age did you outgrow MMA?

what is going to happen after El Cucuy locks that Darche Choke on Khabib sending his brain into oblivion?

Mini khabib is fucking ugly. Even if you're gonna be a pedo, have some fucking satndards

Your dicks, your balls, your buttcheeks

mcnuggets is next

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Yair is a top tier male waifu

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If you had to pick one MMA fighter to die today which one would it be? UFC only.

Yair "The Faggot" Rodriguez

Masvidal, no question

I'd pick Jeremy Stephens to die from an infected eye cut

if khabib heems tony (which he will), Yea Forums has to convert to islam

Robbie Lawler, that guy is such a faggot

Is this your new personality Jordan?

If Tony rips Khabib's face off (which he will) muslims are banned from Yea Forums

this, but unironically

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>male waifu
it's called husbando new fag

4oz muai thai/kickboxing in the cage is the future

try and prove me wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=braQ5SnX99Q

Conor is going to duck Tony even if he loses the title shot

dios mio...

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Don't talk bad about my boys

what a profoundly ugly person inside and out
glad she got heemed

How the hell can almost every lightweight be so terrified of the prospect of getting locked in the octagon with Ferguson? Is he that good, that crazy or that career-shortening opponent?

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>diet of candy and sugar water
based big ladd

>tfw to ugly to be a musclegirl
>tfw to fat to be a fighter

WHERE YOU AT MCNUGGETS YA FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT
IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

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we'll nevr leave, heathen

Tony got everyone shook

fighting Tony isn't a fun experience

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He is literally the boogie man. He is unpredictable, hyoer violent, and ever evolving. He makes Muslims stay awake scared at night

Man it's gonna be so epic when the UFC puts up Stephens vs Yair 1st fight on YouTube before the rematch. I was sitting on the edge of my seat for the whole :15 seconds. Gahhh can't wait.

tony would starch kalabeeb

give carla another title shot

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Spammy got himself a swedish flag. I know the other swedish poster and he's based, this guy's a total cock swilling fag muffin

So, who's ducking who? Tony or Khabib?

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bj penn

They have been both ducking each other for years. Scheduled 5 times, pullouts on both sides. They know that they are the only ones who actually have a chance against each other.

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GIVE CARLA ANOTHER RUN AT THE STRAP

don't lump me in with that fucking dull domed zilch

I ate three double cheeseburgers from mcdicks for lunch. Will I still lose weight if I stay under my macros? Is calories in and out a meme?

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carla gets permasheemed by my insectoid waifu zhang

>implying cazzie sois give a fuck about saturday’s fights

Other way around m8

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those that say the couples that living together many years their faces tend to look like each other they absolutely right

I guess this theory has to do with the vagina sitting on the face getting ones dna across the other

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Cerrone seemed excited and happy for a chance to face Tony, as did Tony to see Cerrone in there. I wonder why. For the thrill of it? A similar opponent?

jesus christ, look at the mitts on tony

count draculta meets buck angel on the left

Tony was just worried that Max wouldn't leave the cage alive.

>win the interim belt, again
nah Khabib is a duck and Ali is always trying to make sure Tony has another fight lined up to protect the duck

I think Cowboy's just a weird guy, he'll accept any fight at any time yet quit as soon as it gets hard.
Maybe he just needs the money.

tony "the cuckold" ferguson is a soon to be deleted 36 year old zilch

E L C U C U Y
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Lads is this peak meme training? What is this even supposed to accomplish? I like Condit a lot but he's looked so past it these last few fights.

>dude Tony is fre*kin CRAZY bro he's like the boogeyman! he's so epic and wacky!!!

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Hey spammy boy, how do you manage to evade bans like a pro?

>Maybe he just needs the money.
he's literally one of the wealthiest fighters, his grandma and grandpa on one side were doctors and they left him millions that he got when he turned 35

lol the word dracula reminds me of the only movie that the leading actor was black,also playing the dracula and they called the movie "Blacula"

Cerrone's gimmick is "I am friendly guy who just loves a good scrap". He is happy to fight anyone

i would guess it practices dodging punches but these retards think that for some reason that punches come out as slow as a baby frisby and baby balloon. no wonder candit cant win anymore

Cringe

>Poozilians

youtube.com/watch?v=l0qxzYbE0kE

Khabib.

Khabib or Holloway

Μichelle Waterson's expressionistic artwork approach to drowning and the world that losing this butt.kino

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What an odd shape for an skull

Why is Khabib ducking Tony?

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i want to penetrate

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>I like Tony because he's just like me - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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If waterson is Asian why she does have a non Asian surname?

why this nigga on the left look like a tranny bj penn

what is with these retard jaws and duck smiles

Khabib is probably in a hut somewhere in Dagestan while Ali runs the show.

Kids are ugly in general

he wants Connor again for another payday and retire undefeated.

Why does a gazelle run from a lion? Or an ostrich?

I don't want to see him lose to Gall man but it's a real possibility. Condit just looks lethargic out there. Nothing he does seems to have pop and his punches don't look particularly threatening.

Mickey Gall

she was born a man to her father Wa Tya Cho

Tony Bless

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Do some laps you Mr Blobby looking rotund cunt

I shit myself at work yesterday, and it made me remember Yoel Romero, Tim Sylvia, Kevin Randleman etc have all shit themselves in the cage. Is pooping your pants high test/alpha?

It's called marking your territory. Animals do it too

is this DC/Stipe trilogy the most worthless and boring trilogy of all trilogy fights? Francis should be fighting that mumbling idiot instead of the meatball getting another chance to get heem'd and he's retiring win or lose aka who gives a fuck if he wins/loses

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lol

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>dude khabib is a chinlet!!! edson will ebically kick him!!!
>oh n-nevermind uh, t-tony will s-submit him, uh, I guess?
>oh he p-pussied out? o-ok well then m-maybe iaquinta will sprawl and brawl him! war al!
>o-oh woops haha um just kidding, b-but this time le based gooby will ko him for sure! dat leff ann sho' xD
>uh...um...I g-g-g-guess p-poirier will beat him um....somehow?
>haha j-just kidding again!! T-T-THIS time tony will do it! I s-s-swear!

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Inshawlah B, Khabib is unbeatable

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The last hope of the Russian people

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what the FUCK is wrong with that mongoloid's SKULL CASING?

She is like Heems version of Boogie

Literally no one would care about Khabib if Tibau won that decision. Caring about him losing is a sign of how absolutely unironically shallow your "life" is.

135
125

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>Is calories in and out a meme?
Are you fucking stupid? How could calories in and out be a meme? It's thermodynamics. Now if you want to be muscular and healthy that's where macros come in, but just straight up losing weight in general with no regard for body composition is literally just calories in and out.

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Tony has the same size hands as Brock Lesnar.

It's over for Khabib

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WHAT IS THAT?

hey i know this is a karate genny but i wanted to let everyone know that as of today i am launching a DICK STRIKE FOR GRETA in which I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX until /ourgurl/ gets laid

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Who is the Messi of MMA?

>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI!

He's flushed, it's not even slightly amusing anymore.

This, I don't even laugh at him anymore

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ok

It was after trane bro Im good prolly.

Now that the dust has settled
Was Mike Jackson based or cringe?

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Both but unironically

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adesanya, I can’t just stand that nigger faggot epic 34 yo zoomer weeb piece of shit

Dana is such a DC fanboy he is going to let him rematch Stipe before Ngannou even though he said it's guaranteed to be his last fight and will vacate the belt.

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t. conor mcnuggets fan
keep seething all day every day.

>will defeat Usman to become champion

Only casuals would refute this.

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Jeremy Stephens is a fucking BUM, he's trash. The spic pokes him in one eye, he fucking shuts the other. This fucking TRASH JOURNEYMAN likes to larp as a mexican, but the moment shit gets real and he sees what mexico is, he turns fucking STRIPES AND STARS, APPLE PIE american.

DC wants to fight on UFC 235 card but afaik Stipe is still recovering. They will probably fight at UFC 236 with Khabib and Tony

t. butthurt paki

t. spic

t. fat

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Is Sshitphens reallt 15-15 in the ufc? what a bum

Germy Shitpeens

Is nursing considered STEM?

Technically nutrition, and therefore good to go.

I feel like I can be a Fronkie clone

Training/natty weight: 165
Summer/Abs weight: 155
Cutbabby: 145

I could probably go full McGregor to bully manlets at 135 with a lot of work/losing some muscle, but it would be tough because I have big legs and chest.

Guys I just solved Eye-pokes

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>defeats Masvidal to become champ
ftfy

i hate you all

Would you guys say Rockhold is flushed?

i hate half of you all

thanks thanos

He's been heemed viciously 3 times in a row, of course. He needs to retire but for some reason he wants to keep going

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Ray Borg. He's a crybaby soiboi manlet.

speaking of which, who had a bigger steep fall from grace between Luke Rockhold and Cody Garbrandt?

both looked so untouchable the night they won the champion only to get ktfo 3 straight times

he can always become the male model dana bullies him to be

Joke's on you, kafir. I am already a worshipper of Allah. Inshallah, you will be too, soon. Alhamdulilah!

He already is a model y'goof. Dana wants him to stop getting his brain scrambled and do it full-time before he becomes a vegetable

i think dana just wants to see him naked

Alright faggets, last time the joker fought I told you guys he was going to absolutely wipe the floor with Jacare and EVERYBODY started attacking me and saying I'm a casual. So now I'm back to rub it in your fat faces that you were wrong and I got rich off of that fight... So now that you've learned your lesson you will be betting on hermansson to submit cannonier in the first round. And you can thank me after the fight.

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this monkey-skulled son of a bitch is wrestlefucking every fighter and crushing dreams and basically, you are FUCKINBGG STUPID

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Luke Rockhold is worse. Cody won the story after TJ popped hot and those fights should be overturned to no contests desu, he's technically only lost once. Also, Rockhold's KOs were way more brutal, especially the Romero one.

Cody's case is much worse. Style is very aggressive and it is impossible for him to fight like he used to ever again because he lost his "untouchable" mentality.
Luke just a brainlet who thinks he is better than everybody else for some reason

Chael admits to browsing UG but do you think Uncle Chael browses /heem/?

anyone know what his headband says?
middle says shit but i cant decipher the rest

They gave Stipe a rematch and all Stipe did was whine for a year straight. DC could have just retired without ever fighting Stipe again. He was originally planning on retiring at 40 after all. If Stipe didn't fight DC again it would look weak on Stipe's part. Plus DC wants to fight soon instead of a year later.

Yes, but he wouldn't admit it because this place is full of autist. Plus if he gave it a shout out it would attract even more cazzies and we're already overflowing with cazzies.

He already lost to Usman once lol

He definitely does. He's directly mentioned things that were said here before. He can't say anything about it though because "Anonymous Culture" is synonymous with mass shooters, hackers, and sexual predators to normies.

He's improved a lot since then, it will be a lot closer this time around if they do rematch. Edwards is underrated, he completely dismantled RDA. On a side note, anyone who's not bias, did you give the second fight to romero or whittaker?

Cringe for being too much of a shitter to finish cm Punk of all people. Not to mention he got taken down by CM Punk. How do you even let that happen. That fight was so awful it almost ruined a really good card.

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He did beat rda convincingly (which Usman and Colby have both done), but his fight before that was a split decision with Gunnar Nelson. Gunny is a fun fighter, but he's no where close to elite. Edwards would beat Masvidal, but I see him struggling with Usman still.
I gave the second fight to Whittaker, but it could have been a draw if you gave a 10-8 to Yoel. Although, I don't feel Yoel did enough to get a 10-8. He never had more than 1 knockdown in a round. They never give 10-8s just for one knockdown this isn't boxing. Whittaker was also clearly out-landing Yoel. Really close fight, but I think Yoel just didn't have enough in the gas tank and Whittaker showed a champion's heart that night.

if you can't handle me when I'm cringe you don't deserve me when I'm based

Where he's from that stuff looks cool. If you want to fit in in LA you're going to look like a fuckboy and he's decided he's going to be head fuck. Schaub is based.

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Guys I'm 130lbs 178cm, do you think that Henry the midget cejudo will be able to heem me. He's 135 before cutting weight

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No one will mention this place publicly because of its reputation, but it's still a bigger and more mainstream site than any of the niche forums

The rematch with usman will be a lot closer if it ever happens but i still have usman edging it, he's bigger and stronger but i wouldn't be surprised if leon split decision'd him with his striking, the issue is keeping usman off you. I also think edwards easily beats masvidal, he's better in every aspect. Unfortunately, hype/popularity plays a big part in the game, you aren't solely judged on your skills, Edwards should be ahead of masvidal but masvidal gets flukey flashy knee and suddenly he's hot shit.

People still meme about LW being the deepest division all the time and Khabib has not cleaned out his division like Jon. DC was Jon's Tony and he beat him twice. Gus was Jon's Conor and he beat him twice. Jon is the only acceptable answer. LHW used to be the premier division in the ufc until Jon cleaned it out.

Edwards split decision Gunnar Nelson this year. He's become overrated tbqh. Colby Usman is the only fight to make.

I hope Chael shitposts too. I bet he's the one spam posting all the lay n pray fighters

And one judge giving it to Gunnar was a garbage call, not remotely representative of the fight

lads today in my mma class we were doing americana from side control and I was paired with this chick who had giant tits. My face was just fucking buried in her boobs, it was a little disracting but she seemed nice.

It is but in due time Edwards can be top 3. Usman and colby will stay top 2 and i think colby wins that fight honestly. Woodley vs edwards would be interesteing but i'd slightly edge it to edawrds unless woodley lands a big one and stops him. Yh split decision'd gunnar but every fighter has a shaky fight now and again, gunnar isn't some bum, he's still a talented fighter, not elite but still pretty decent.

did i miss ONE

MAX HOLLOWMANGAY

IF THIS SCRUB HAD THE INVISIBLE POWERS
HE WOULD UNIRONICALLY RAPE
KEVIN BACON

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I wouldn't say Conor is his Gus, more so Tibau since the decision was questionable, but is too late to rematch Tibau for it to matter anyways, don't get me wrong Gus wasn't the same after being rumble'd up but still

anywho people are already yearning for khabib to seek competetion at welterweight, that is happening and would skyrocket tenfold after a win Tony

>he missed kevin getting subbed in Tony's guard

Chael is redpilled on the khabib question after not being able to name one good win.

>lhw is the premier belt of the UFC maymay
i wonder where this one began...

he's right, guys like iceman, shogun, rampage, machida and such were prettty much the four horsemen of UFC at the time

imagine Tony subbing Khabib with an ankle pick
just imagine

he used to low key use our memes
he said in many ways JDS won after he lost to Ngannou and he's referenced some other shit that was popular at the time

But it begs the question. Does Chael imitate /heem/ or does /heem/ imitate chael?

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I think Chael started the story meme and just how good is x fighter. He's a troll who shitposts irl so I see him shitposting here. He single-handedly ruined Cuck Thomas career.

streamable.com/rubf1

For me its chael. Shitposter of the week

prime Gooby made sherdog, r/mma and /heem/ seethe like no other

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>Leave Tony to me.

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he is the hero that we need right now

Chael didn't start the story meme at all
it came from some Boxing fight where one of the analysts just kept talking about some guy winning the story of the fight. Might have been GGG/Alvarez, people have memed it since

WHO IN THE NAME OF GOD IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER? NO TROLLING UNLESS YOU WANT A RANGE BAN (I AM NOW A JANITOR I FOUND MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER IN THE DOG SHIT SPAM BOX). MY UNCLE IS A MODERATOR BY THE WAY. SO WHO IS IT? WHO IN THE NAME OF CHRIST BURNING ON AN UNSIDE DOWN CROSS WHILST BEING SAWED IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER LET'S TAKE THIS TO A LEVEL NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON THE LIKES OF MMA.

Thank you for asking, for me it's-
>Alexa Grasso
>Veronica Macedo
>Ariane Lipski
>Julianna Pena

Khabib confirmed white

Hannah cifers.

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What do you think about grasso being robbed last weekend

Mini Khabib

For me it's Miesha Tate

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This one is pretty hot I guess

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Mini Khabib's father is my favorite musician.

Playing his daughter like a fiddle

Favorite song of number 1 hater?

she's terrible she needs to move to an usa camp if she has any hope of being decent

fight game is tawlf b... she'll be back

>Colby fucked this

it will always be HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

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excellent response.

She looked pretty Damn good in her last 2 fights. Majority of people agree she as robbed her last fight.

BAN THE SPAMMER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

based connoisseur

why
spammy's flushy

Rena, Nanaka and Rin are forever my girls

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Put one good Khabib win in the bag, /heem/. Don't make me use this fucking thing.

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And it was easy.

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we already settled this. Magomed Magomedov

quickly intercetping the Dustin meme and burying the khabib meme, tony meme ending soon

>Gooby was flushed so hard he retired
Based Khebab

he beat Eldar Eldarov in his prime

no

He tapped Shahbulat Shamhalaev in round 1.

double joke on u fag, i am a born muslim

Shit thread

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For me it's Makhmud “Mach” Muradov

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shes fat

/box/ here
It was max cuckerman during the second Gennady vs Canelo fight. Despite GGG clearly landing more and the cleaner punches round after round going backwards asserted that 'Canelo is winning the story of the fight' as golovkin usually comes forward and pressures his opponents, whereas Canelo was plodding towards him instead.

The one in the back right

>names himself """stylebender"""
>did not master all the martial arts
explain

me underneath the pier sniffing

I completely dropped boxing after that decision. The draw in the first fight was already BS, that was the final straw for me.

/heem/ won the story of the meme

Kadzhik Abadzhyan was a m-m-munster

what happened to Max? He used to be good but he's awful in everything now. He managed to ruin a shit show by making it worse and when he commentates on fights it's really pathetic now

Which hasn't he mastered?

I expected it, you have to know when you're fighting fishnets gay lover that you won't win if it's even remotely close.
Fury/Wilder was far worse

michael johnson
conar macgraigor
dustbin poopier

He remembered he's jewish

grappling

good takedown defense tho

Judo, Jujitsu and Ninjitsu

My betting site accidentaly spoiled Conor's next 2 fights, what y'all think of the odds?

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>Fury/Wilder was far worse
Agree. Fury got knocked dead but somehow doesn't lose because he landed more pitter patter jabs. Embarrassing sport.

El Farto @45 seconds
youtube.com/watch?v=gEN3kE8EsEA

When did you start watching ufc? 189?

his odds vs Cerrone are stupidly good

The greatest sports announcers in history were all Jewish.

Niggers like to give themselves retarded nicknames
see Corey "Beastin 25/8" Anderson

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Fuck jannies

To be fair I've seen him on the 25th of August, he beastin

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dhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Based gooby ends Khabib meme in less than a minute and starts to fight Cerrone in the same octagon. B-b-beast of a fighter

I didn't think that fight was a robbery I just thought ggg fanboys were whining. The first one was a robbery though. Canelo wasn't backing up in the rematch like he did in the first fight and GGG looked like a raccoon after the fight.

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>accidentaly spoiled Conor's next 2 fights
Are you dumb? Betting sites offer odds for rumored/potential fights all the time, you could bet on DC/Lesnar not long ago. In no universe is Conor fighting Khabib and then Cerrone.

Bones, Rampage and Predator are based nicknames but idk if they're self given I know bones is not

but yeah then you have lame shit like blackbeast

boxing sucks

no u

Jannies are gay and I am in their head rent free

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speaking of which, did Roy Jones mention barebknuckle? I just know that old bastard would do it

Yeah too many decisions. It turns into an accounting exercise where you count all the punches, split them into 12 periods, classify them, and weight them to decide a winner.

Gooby should pick up a brutal bareknuckle win so he can seem powerful again

Artem could heem him, he's one of my favourite fighters and probably the best ever at 160-175 in his prime but I'm not even kidding without his reactions and the juice he's beyond useless

He might fuck up his hands from hitting his opponent though. Doubt he'd risk it and it would look bad to leave the ufc after losing your last fight.

>Gooby without kicks
He can't even heem an old man . He needs his kicks he sucks without them

damn bruh, is this legit?

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Hunnit percent fake bruh

that's a lazy takedown tho. He didn't even drive or use proper form. He's just gassed hoping to stall or hoping Israel is more tire than him. Doesn't really count

I like his juggalo virgin mary tattoo

Those are all meme arts

Kpop Zombie vs Pootega just got confirmed

I'd heem anyone but my style is too deadly for the ufc

Do you use the eyepoke/groin strikes strategy too?

Did I give you permission to post this? Because I'm pretty sure I didn't.

No, I kiss my opponent on the cheek and whisper cute shit into his ear

I knocked Stipe out in sparring earlier today, swear to god bro

>Schaub already has his second special lined up
Can you say BASED?

i'd heem you in the middle of the street for being a gay little pussy faggot.

Try to heem me when I'm spooning your gay ass, pussy

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Orsmegma

Easy win for Ort'.

I hate this little cunt and her perpetual "having a stroke" expression.

Fuck off you dumb cunt. I was about to post this with a funny caption but then you had to fucking ruin it with your stupid captionless post. You are actually the dumbest faggot I've met, you know that?

in MMA who is the GOAT of these specific martial arts
>Karate
>Kung-Fu
>Tae-Kwon-do
>Judo
>Muay Thai
>Savate
>Ninjutsu

I posted it first and with the best comment, you can both put my nuts in your mouth, one for each

Umm wtf is Busan?

I hate Ortegas face

The GOAT Colby Chaos Covington

I could iminari roll into a heel pull that I don't even give a chance at tapping to before breaking both tibia and fibula anyone here

ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG

I hope Ortega loses to Zombie so he hits the rock bottom and I can take advantage of his depression to forcefeminize him and turn him into my sissy slave. Simple as.

Doo Ho Choi vs Ryan Hall also

They're all shit but probably judo if you're very good

Wonderboy
IDC
Pettis
Khabib
Aldo
IDC
IDC

Bobby Knuckles
Zabit
Joe Rogan
Ronda
Henry Cejudo
that lanklet that ripped that jap's eye out
Nate Diaz

this is the real main event

What happened to you? You used to make based posts. Now it's all faggot shit like this. You've changed man

If you made this up I will fucking murder you

Should be Ortega vs Zabit wtf...

it's in korea you numpty

>He fell for the "Betting site fights are a meme" meme

based

orteg would be cool if it wasnt for taht commercial and not dressing like a fag

Reminder

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Volkanovski will 50-45 Holloway and you know it

The problem with khabib is, that regardless of his fighting skills he definitely supports islamic terrorism.
A guy like that is just impossible to like

i got holloway for this honestly. he fought very competently against poirier, and seems to be miles ahead of anybody in the fw division

lmao
simply lmao
this guy has been beaten by a pure striker and a pure grappler, journeyman jack of all trades.
Looking forward to him going back to the prelims desu, he's starting to irritate me

well in the end dana fired him so it should be a win

...

I don't mind that or the fighting style but his stupid chinstrap muzzie beard makes me want to airstrike his village

Manlets will never win

Not the thread faggot

le i am so disappoint man

11 posts early fuck off

He'll gas out by round 3 trying to take down Holloway

don't forget tito ortiz and uncle chael

it's totally possible and then khabib self bombs the arena

Have to respect that Colby has made every cage fighter on the planet want to kill him and alienated all of his mates for our entertainment and some good banter.

england belongs to muslims now, crying about it online wont make a difference

>doesn't dive for the TKO and continues to fight like a man

I love fighters that do this, fuck TJ for cheating and deleting Garbrandt

>Frankie-lite
Yeah nah bee. He probably gets TKO'd.

imagine chael is the jordan fag using a proxy to troll us

just imagine! :^)

...

10/10 would bear hug

send me location
just come

>tf
>tp

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Canada is 10x worse than england for all that shit lmao

girls with those lips give good blow jobs.... i am going to ccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooom

that's not the only thing he's fiddling! :^)

Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!

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Michael Michaelson
Conor McConor
Dustin Dustinson
Bear McBear
RDA aka Robert Downey Anjos

Debate me.

He hasn't even tried look-see-do!

And he claims to be the GOAT?!

kek!

holy shit walruses can't be outside the water for too long

can't tell if stupid or just swedish

heem yourself tonight

hey at least i dont need permission from the queen to jack off to blacked

10 years ago brian's coach gave him a choice.

Darren Till also does Muay Thai

Ronda was Judo?!

Khabib is Sambo

And Keanu Reeves knows Kung-Fu.

what if an user has no legs and are made of metal?

sorry i mean arms.

#GangShitOnly!

Use that faceapp to turn him into a grill

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=nabNdHO6lYk

263, prolly 205 still too chunky

It's over Brian

is this before or after Kelsi Monroe had a baby ?

Are all pornstars having babies now?

Guarantee I'll have a higher net worth than Schaub 10 years from now