What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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i have studied this topic for many years and my conclusions have narrowed it down to 2 key points in his life

1.being born american
2.signing for chelsea in 2019

He will join the loan army in winter

What a waste, what with all that Croatian blood and whatnot.

desu hes the weakest croatian ive ever seen. most croatians are 6'3 chads, him and modric must be bosnian or something

Say what?

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when an american loses weight

He'll get loaned out perform somewhat decently and get bought by manure for 90m in two years

fast little cunt tho isn’t he? should be a decent pick up for a div 2 team somewhere

Overhyped by retarded casual American fans. Anyone who knows anything about soccer knew he was a shit player. I warned some of my friends here on Yea Forums about him but they wouldn't listen

Lampard

>friends on Yea Forums

He’s American. He was never good. Chelsea and the EPL just wants an American audience because we have deeper pockets than pajeets and muzzies.

>friends on /espee/

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harsh but true

>friends on spuh

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>I warned some of my friends here on Yea Forums
Based

it'll all started when he decided to pronounce his own name wrong

He needs to score his first goal to save American people.
yesterday I saw some american soccer fan tweeted subs rules need to change to play him

No, he needs to be cut so American hipsters can stop caring about soccer and being cringey fags about it. Works out for both sides.

this is like one of the funniest images on Yea Forums

i fully expect this to happen

You are all my frens because I have none IRL

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>my friends here on Yea Forums

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based. welcome to paradise fren

Nothing, he was only ever brought in to be the Yankee Dong Fangzhou

Hell be fine.

>my friends here on Yea Forums

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>I warned some of my friends here on Yea Forums

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He's 1/4th Croatian through his paternal grandfather. Can we stop this meme already, please?

he left Dortmund

Karma for betraying his real nation
Loser

>soccer thread
>aboot an american poofter
>my friends on Yea Forums

Checks out.

Fucking idiot you!!

Same as Pepe

can't handle the superior premier league.

Pulisic looks very Croatian and has almost stereotypical look

nothing went wrong, America's GOAT prospect has always been and always will be some midtable-quality PL shitter

>my friends here on Yea Forums

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Not so fast.

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What is his ethnic background?

>pronounces his own name as "puli-sick"
>when its obviously "puli-sitch"

clearly a croat born in bosnia