/mlb/

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The asshole wrecked his car and got the girl riding with him killed too. Though she was probably drunk too, or was stupid enough to get in a car with a drunk person with mental problems.

I'm not worried about his work ethic. If anything I'm more worried about him overworking in the offseason and thinking too much and coming into 2020 with 15 pitches instead of the 10 he already throws. While I don't think he slacked off on training and preparing for games this year, I do think his "brand building" may have distracted him a bit(though I really like the cool shirts he made). In 2018 he was 95% autistically focused on baseball, with the other 5% on drones.

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I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me!

>cusb

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I wouldnt hate this fucking general if there werent like three massive faggots who kept posting in shitty styles and deserved to be called out. As we see now, here he fucking goes again with "le ebin gay louis" posting despite st.louis most likely wanting to shoot any faggot ass tranny . fuck you ERG you make /mlb/ shitty because your garbage ass nigger team isnt relevant anymore

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Gay Louis kek

I made sure there's no side ass either and increased the size of the logos and even though she's just sporting a camel toe, erred on the side of caution and added the MLB logo for safe measure.

Absolutely no way this should be deleted even if it gets mass reported.

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what anime? is it an older one?

find one (1) better city flag

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My bad

Hey come on man we're all just trying to have some fun.

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Ojamajo Doremi

No way they keep Strop, he's crashed and burned the absolute worst out of everyone where outside of today, he's only viable as a garbage time pitcher.

dude why the fuck is this posted at the same fucking time?

They should be fapping to Mahomes fucking their sisters lol

I'm sorry... I'm so sorry. Do you think maybe we could be friends?

Imagine living in Gay Louis

kek gay louis

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gay louis kek

I’m so tired of motherfucking stat faggots talking about FIP and BABIP and other gay Jewish analyses they read about on the Internet... it’s fags like that who said the Cubs were gonna with the NL Central all year. Look where that got us. WAR means literally nothing, especially with pitchers. Come at me faggot nerds

Vexillology agrees, Chicago's flag is the GOAT of American City flags.
youtube.com/watch?v=pnv5iKB2hl4

Be sure to laugh at Milwaukee's flag if you watch it.

no fuck off. Go back to /nfl/ because you are the reason why this general is shit. Go suck mahomes 12 inch cock

MLB is difficult for me to watch at live, because with morning work.

Haven't you heard of the private Discord run by ERG and the 2 Cusb trannies?

listen at live while working, senpai

I made a mistake bro. Is there any chance for redemption? Sometimes I just can't help myself y'know.

yeah because they are niggerfaggots who want to make /mlb/ a shitty cesspool. Talk the fucking sport not spam the fucking thread every instance you can.

scuba kek

kbia.org/post/cardinals-first-pride-night-attracts-small-protest-much-bigger-counterprotest#stream/0

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Expat or native?

thats how i feel about NPB, when at best its 10pm on weekends. Koshien is kino when it comes around though

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE PILLS!!

this gen has fallen on hard times

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You find a way
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92491746/

It's a big seethe over a model organization that the Cubs fans and Royals fans are only jealous of.

>cubes

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the ORIGINAL fag day of baseball, nice try though lifelongs

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Do you think the DeNa Baystars can do it this season?

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>gay louis kek
Is that all you can say!!

Now let's just all calm down

Can’t really talk shit here man. Cards and Blues both host gay days now. Have for several years.

CuBBIES FAN HERE LETS GO TRADE RIZZO AND BRYANT BECAUSE OUR PITCHING IS TRASH! POO DARVISH IS GREAT THO BUT I DONT LIKE JOHN LESTER COS HES FAT AND GAY FOR EVERYONE

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Don't forget them too!

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>made a mlbtraderumors account
>too nervous to post anything because someone will btfo me

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Is that you?

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Is that a pic of you? Are you a grill?

Imma take another shot of absinthe and winky cant stop me

Just pretend to be a brainlet Yankees fan for guaranteed replies

mating press body

Dang you're cute

SHALL be laughing during cubs elimination day

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At least the STL gays are contained to several street blocks in the Grove. I’ve never met a single straight person from Chicago.

Smokin hot bod baby.

Oh wait the cubs still have kimbrel. Thats a shame

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Every fucking team does, it's fucking disgusting. I hate the yankees, but they are the one team that doesn't have an official fag day but i'd be willing to bet they do next year because of the heat they're getting over it by the sjw twitter parade.

This asshole's lauging at us

this asshole has struck my last nerve

The asshole is posting images and making fun of us

asshole asshole he said, crying to himself while trying to be a faggot in his cosplay

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They caved in.
mlb.com/press-release/new-york-yankees-announces-yankees-stonewall-scholars-initiative-to-co-295478022

Just remind the nerds that their stats rarely predict WS winners, and hardly even division winners. It’s all wankery. It’s like the Nate Silver types you’re arguing with on there.

This wanker is really getting to me this time

Please show mercy

Im on my knees

coobs
vocaroo.com/i/s0Ac4MmExq5V

Mm

asshole above me

Yep, as soon as I heard they didn't I knew they would ASAP.

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user below me is a jew

We need to counter the anime before it's too late

I doubt it. I've been lurking these threads for a while now and it's been interesting to see the two. They just feed off eachother and it kicked up significantly the last half. I think occasionally people join in but for the most part it's the same two and they are starting to synchronize their autism more and more.

t. redditor

The lurkies have figured it out

God bless you Inspector

Make me Shlomo

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OY VEY!

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You've got some nerve showing your face around here.

this town aint big enuff 4 the 2 of us

p i c k e m

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open it boy

Forgettable early 2010s players you say?

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gay louis kek
kek gay louis
lol!

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Don't tease us winky

Those Quints

o shit you activated my bonds card

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They all have such generic white names, it's like somebody hit the random button in a character creator

Not one good player in the whole pack

>white people bad
Cry harder Pablo

ah cmon, bill madlock hit .354 in 1975

I don't wana go to work tomorrow. I want to get drunk, watch baseball, and build little toy models like the last 3 days! At least I'll have comfy late night cardinal baseball tomorrow night though.

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^
Oh look, Mo Lester is back

Those burgers aren't gonna flip themselves

me in the tux

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me!

I would never work in food service. Especially any place with a grease trap(all of them), that shit literally makes me sick to see.

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Sorry my mistake

You can't work in food service because you eat everything and got black listed.

Shut the fuck up BAJP go home you drunk nigger blogger

my bad homes

Leave Mo Lester's alt trip alone.

Why does the mets kid hate everyone here?

Why would you make friends on Yea Forums anyways?

>mfw cards sweep cubs 4 games @ wrigley

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I’m a fine person when I’m on other generals discussing my teams. But here you all are fucking faggots. Jesus Christ do I give a fuck what a tripfag says every fucking gay like a fatass he is?

lol, i was going to "inb4" that line, but i had to see how fast someone would snag that low hanging fruit

if im molester just must mean he was always DG or DG is molester AND me. he would be a 8d chess playing puppet master and not a guy too poor to afford bud lights so he has to kiss other men with STDs to get booze.

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I uh... uhhhhmmmmmm uh........ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm............. I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

Based BAJP setting lil' mettie into a full blown tempest

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get 'em aj

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>Mo Lester in damage control posting something he screencapped of himself
So tiring...

Found Mo

mestpie is in a seeth
one ya wouldn't even believe

Hi I am BAJP and I suck massive black cocks every day because I’m a white sox fan look at me!

this is fake

t. mo

how will cusbpie ever recover

>mfw lifelongs ditched their trips last year and probably would have brought them back BUT this weekend happened LOL

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mets kid is coordinating a vicious on /ourguy/ aj. How is he going to get through this one bros? I don't think he can... please prove me wrong.

Oh hello MLB let me blog about my team today I farted shitted and coomed my pants. Also I ate 15 hot dogs because I’m a fat ass

OHMYGOSH

Battle lines are drawn. Mettie jettie vs based black assed AJ bazaysedkey. The genny is coming apart at the seams

this is an attack!

I stand with AJ, I'll go to war for him!

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AJ always wins

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COOOOOOOOOM

Put your trip back on mo

i love to >cusb all day every day but I feel bad for Castellanos. Imagine gretting traded from a literal shit team to a team that decides to turn to literal shit while you attempt to carry them

but I'm not him!

Well he can blame his team for being inept in the clutch

MO
IN
THE
HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mo holds all the cards

mo is in her spouse!!!!!

Put your trip back on BAJP

>mfw some npc is so triggered and seething by internet bants, but i just laugh when someone makes a good joke about me and laugh with them

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>anime tits
why do you faggots allow this dreadful gimmick?

Dodgers!

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AJ's patendeted armor piercing heat seeking bantz... remind me to stay on your good side...! o___o;!

The firebombs have been dropped. So far AJ is in the lead dropping the NPC bomb on mets kid,

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>no 2d tomboy robot gf

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When your food becomes a 10th as good as the Japanese, we can have an opinion.

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Let's see what Mets kid has waiting for us.

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damn

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Trip on Mo

>thinks tits are gay
?????????????

come on sick em big dawg.

AJ's cooking up a WMD to drop on this punk ass!

discord spy?

>AJ is a discord dummy
It all makes sense

Please show mercy

@myjankees

:)

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>babe ryu
okay this is epic

Oh i own ya,
Pwnage to the nth degree
No end in sight,
Bend ya over the table
Kill ya like cain did to abel,
Redpilled with a hint of the blackpill
Cut ya no slack,
As I put the pieces in a sack

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you can tell the npc is legit mad sitting at his nerdboard, and im just having a good time shitposting between turns while playing vidya

you can tell he's a fucking rando jobroni or seething lifelong roleplaying. at least when i shitpost the yaks or another team i hate they fire back with something good, this guy has nothing

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MOAJP is a seethe he's been exposed!

This is getting good
Mettie jettie your thoughts?

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*strikes you out*

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THE WARHEAD HAS BEEN DROPPED!

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Trip back on mo

it was just a kiss nothing more

youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

Alright you filthy animals....

Back into your fucking cages!

Yours Truly,

Inspector Godgers

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I gotta get some sleep. 3rd shift, enjoy teeing off on the lifelongs and npcs. It was a truly a fantastic weekend of baseball.

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He always comes in our time of dire need. Thank you so much gogers.

youtube.com/watch?v=I0Ov-rJGey8

Disregard this, i'm a massive faggot.

>187 replies
>26 posters

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>i'm a massive faggot

This goes without saying.

Sorry

seek the one they call "tranny"

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seek my fuckin nutsack retard faggot

Why aren't you investigating BAJP? He's clearly mo'lester

The anti-anime redditors are bibically butthurt about the OP and that no one used their thread.

she (he) dwells in north chicago

I would like to inquire some information about the one they call "cusbpie."

Chi town... the windy city. Home of anime

good ole chi-town usa

Sweet home chicago

the home of anime is in the heart of a truNEET otaku

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the tagline /mlb/'s been searching for

>seeths constantly
>posts pictures of anime girls that she (he) relates to
>conducts gay louis raids on /mlb/ assisted by "erg"
>craves cock and balls
>whines about umpball non stop
>false flags as multiple fan bases without subtlety

Interesting. Can I get a screenshot or archived version if such posts? I want to locate more and be able to call it out.

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you have to say you're sorry again first

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Pardon me?

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What he means is, cubpie is someone who false flags as a cubs fan and is trying to blame other people, in this case, this is cubpie.

Why would he falseflag as a cubs fan though? Who's the real team if that's even the case?

>home of anime
>35% black population
doubt

Cusbpie spotted

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There's 2 of those not one.

You're being too obvious, cusbpie. just admit you've been exposed

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Choose from any of the Cubs enemies.

A common pattern is one of them lashing out then
Spamming forced memes to cope

i.e. Schwarber/Gay Louis etc.

hell of a post, schwarbro

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>Inb4 this is just the discord dummies talking to themselves to shitpost.

If we have a dedicated inspector on this case, why hasn't i tbeen solved? It may go deeper than we ever thought

Bros

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This schwarbro, he seems to keep his cool contrary to the other one. We need to look into this.

There laughing at us

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Is this scwharbro the one pulling the strings?

Godgers is doing pretty good. Let's just say I've been relaying stuff to him for a few months now. It's good that y'all are staying alert about that private Discord with ERG and the 2 trannies

This can't be happening bros

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Is he the puppetmaster?

I can't believe it's actually happening bros

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I hope he can solve the mystery. This is sick.

"I've been found out."

We can't stop the Dodgers. There gonna win the World Series bros.

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Multiple Spamming of One Meme One Minute Apart: ERG

I want to BE schwarbie

>We can't stop the Dodgers. There gonna win the World Series bros.
nah.

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Thank G-d someone is finally fighting back

IT WAS ONLY A KISS
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

.268/.352/.976
That's a ballplayer.

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Can't do it alone sometimes. I've got a job and a wife, some of you will have to cover for me in the moments when I'm gone.

I've figured it out, the false flagger who shitposts is a doyer fan.
Remember, only they used those posts.
Look up the archive, you know it's true.

I wish I was your 2d wife

Look at the clues in the picture:
"I'm sorry" is right in front of our faces

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Nah it's one of the Cusb trannies or ERG (Royals gay furry fan responsible for 90% of /mlb/ memes post-2015). That conclusion was reached a week ago. There is a Dodgers cuckspammer that comes during the playoffs though.

This guy takes too many liberties. We need to see him crash and burn

>those lips

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Although I wonder if that cuckspammer is actually a Braves fan because the South is into cuckshit way more than anywhere else in the US

We're reaching conclusion levels never thought possible

It’s sickening how you can clearly fucking tell it’s coordinated as well

We're on the cusb of solving the mystery... with simply a little more time...

Alright we're gonna need some doggie doos on the double!

Believe me. When Discord got big I knew Yea Forums was dead on arrival. Why do you think so many boards not just Yea Forums have this problem?

Crank up some gay louises I need them now soldier!!

Discord trannies should be shot anyway. Not a shocker since most of the cubs gamethreads are filled with trannies

Are you ready? Is you ready?

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DROP AND GIVE ME SKUBA

I NEED SOME SCHWARBERS!!

Nah I'm a faggot but I'm not the faggot your talking about. I'm just a regular Doyer fag who shitposts wojak memes when my Doyers do good. I'm not apart of whatever Discord autism you guys are talking about.

>I see myself at Wrigley Field...

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We shouldn't forget the discord exposure from last year someone posted. Could it be the same few? I'm trying to recall their fanbases.

reminder that if you like anime 99% of the population views you like a child

Their names I need to remember their names. It's likely the play some part in this too.

Trying to throw us off the trail? Your tricks won't work on a seasoned inspector

reminder : he stepped on third

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Stop denying it Doyer fag.
You've been exposed

You can't fool us false flagger.

What were their names damn it.

lmao no he didn't. why would he do that lol

When does DG come back? It's about that time. I miss his shitposts riling up everyone versus this Discord autism.

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I;m thinkin bout thos names

>cusbs?
I post that

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There's a big picture and I think it's eluding us all

Kek the one they call skuba

The golden age shines bright

/golden/ age of /mlb/ approacheth...

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seeketh the one who takes the "titty skittles"

As long as anime reigns, /mlb/ will be golden.
We cannot let redditors and discord take away Yea Forums heritage.

It's late night /mlb/... Nico Nico Chorus time
youtube.com/watch?v=0UJ4l8HaWGk

cuh ringe

We've found you out tranny

Why can't you see all the colors user?

Oh this asshole

might've fucked off for good since someone doxxed him i think

>It's a normalfags getting upset at Japanese Art episode

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astros desu

what names might you be referencing?

>there are people who really sincerely truly thought the cubs were gonna pull a blackhawks and win 3 championships in 5 years

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Shitcongo

gaycago kek

IF YOU ARE A TRANSCAGO XUSB """FAN""" GET THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OUT OF THIS THREAD

>CUBS
>CUBS
>CUBS

JOE MADDON IS A PEDOPHILE

>CUBS
>CUBS
>CUBS

ALL CUBS FANS ARE DEBILITATING ALCOHOLICS
DEBILITATING ALCOHOLICS THAT JUST WATCHED THEIR SEASON END ON TWO PITCHES

TWO PITCHES

ONE (1) PITCH
TWO (1) PITCH

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

HUMILIATED
BAMBOOZLED
TRICKED

THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO WIN
THEY WERE CELEBRATING A LATE CALL BALK AS THE SAVIOR OF THEIR SEASON

AND THEN

ONE (1) PITCH
TWO (1) PITCH
SEASON OVER

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SHITCONGO RETARDS YOU ARE SEETHING FUCKING MAD AHAHAHAHAAHAH

>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER
>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER
>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER
>CUBS >6 GAMES BACK >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS >CUBS >KIMBRELL >CUBS >KIMBRELL >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER >TWO PITCHES SEASON OVER

YOU SEETHING ASS CLOWNS

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hmm... based

This is interesting...quite the theory we have over here...

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>XUSB

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>blackhawks
2.5 cups in 5 years :^)

>xusba

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>xusba
>xusb
>xusbs
>XUSBA

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>craig krimbel
>yu darshit
>kris cryant
>xusba
>"E"

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>x

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>u

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>s

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>b

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>a

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The false flagger who's a dodger fan really is going all out.

holy based

honestly for me it's Maria

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AHHHHH AHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOBSIIIINNNG

We're talking baseball.

>not tony

ERG might be a psychotic motherfucker, but he's a funny motherfucker. I love his posts. Always fun. Don't ever stop.

Kluszewski, Campanella

Good morning, boys.
And considering Andrew Mulligan Verde is no longer managing the Dads, isn't it a lovely one as well?

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>two more years of fourth place before this team has any pitching

fuck

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enjoy kay at least. Seriously that stroman trade isnt that good

I like Pete wheeler cuz he runs fast

Well the Cardinals had done it
They swept the Cubs and won the div
With Zobrist getting cucked all the while
Kimbrel's tragic blown saves made us smile
while Schwarber's face down on the left field grass tile!

We're talkin baseball
From the arch to boystown to millers
Talkin baseball
Goldschmidt and the Rizzo
Molina's grotesquely swollen balls
Yeli's knee and it's run-in with a ball
We're talkin Wacha, Baez, and the Strop

cope

>yost retiring
erg in shambles

>COOBER

morning fellas

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So will the Angels sign Gerrit Cole and Mad bum? Come home Cole to SoCal.

Madbum stays in SF and I think cole stays also

AHHHHHHH FUCK ME YESSSSS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSS IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHH

>that 28 year old Coober

The Darpiss Coosbing of 2019

phillies elimination night

What does coobsing even mean?

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>the gapeway arse

cy young should go to verlander and who on the NL?

DeGrom

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/27680505/weekend-wipeout-sweeps-away-last-shreds-cubs-championship-legacy

DESTROYED

soroka

>6 games left and every question is answered except for the second AL wild card
This may be the least entertaining season's end in a long time.

For me Luanne Lui
Also Ricky Johnson has cancer

reminder the mets can get hot and the nats can collapse like a motherfucker and sneak in

the cubs werent supposed to collapse this quickly

Press F to pay respects

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Allow me to pay my respects

S

drip drip

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Allow me to give him some respect on my personal behalf

cubs collapse is hilarious, simply because they should've won that central on paper. Now a cardinals team that has a lot of replacement players and a stud pitcher in flaherty and hudson is insane

Drip drip

Let's all get together and pay the respect yost is due

Everyone respects him. Down to earth run-o'-the mill old school ballclub mamager. An instanst staple during his tenure. What a guy!

nah fuck ned yost. Boring manager and no personality. Bruce bocchy better anyway

>t. seething mest fan

Oh BAJP is not going to like this.

I'll tell you what a guy like thay should be respected by mankind. Didn't need no personality to run the troops. Didn't need none o' this hocus pocus by them new young guns nowadays. Just got out there n let the team play ball and play ball they did... Taught the mets many valuable lessons that I, as a mets fan, still cherish to these days. What a trooper. He ate slept and worked for the game. Knew what he was doing. As a mets fan definitely knew that. It was painful to watch at first but I'm happy he won and I am glad we had the honor of losing the world series to him.

I'm glad we lost the world series for yost

Nobody fucking says that

At first I was sad but then I came to realize that him having ring is truly what I wanted

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If it meant yost got a ring then color me a happy camper

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astros desu

Why was Pablo Sanchez called the secret weapon?

>Molina's grotesquely swollen balls
No mater what happens, Bryant will always have the last laugh because of this.

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hes a fuckin god

Molina owns your shit team

Molina doesn't own any balls now

they'd literally just get cunt punched by the Braves again, it'd be the third time this year the Barves shit all over one of their hot streaks

And despite that still owns you.

That doesn't matter if he lost his balls.

Bros how do we fix my cubbywubbies ;_; this isn't supposed to be happening. Its all because of drumpf and his bigot ways cursing us to oblivion. Impeach drumpf and my cubbywubbies and Kris cummies will be back better than ever !!!!!!!!!

Calm down doyer fag

Honest question, why all the Cubs hate?

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Sorry sir I didn't know

The >berds!! poster is nowhere to be found

Because coobers

This

they brought it upon themselves

Elaborate.

U-uhm...w-well this is embarrassing *blushes* but...e-err...d-don't be mad p-please...u-uhh...b...I don't know if I can do this g-guys...be...t-this is harder than i thought..ber...oh goshies....berd...e-er...c-come on a-user y-you can do this!...
>BERDS!!!!!
:o

>the gapeway arse

Gay louis

See

Just give me a chance to redeem myself.

Just give me a dildo to fuck myself.

Hey why don't we all have sex. Maybe we can synchronize our dilations too.

Do you have proof it's not a false flag or another group?

Those are all ERG (formerly mo'lester (formerly Daddy Greinke))

>Everyone wants a Bankees vs Doyers WS
>YFW it ends up being the Barves vs. Stros

Would you discord faggots shut the fuck up already

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nah its gonna be brewers yankees and milwaukee wins because #winitforyeli.

Why would you have to win it for Yeli when he'll be in the lineup contributing? The only fear of losing Yelich was that the Brewers wouldn't make the WC but if they did he'll be back in time and can play the postseason.

yeli will be out, and watch the broors get cory spangenberg going ham ala daniel murphy in 2015.

Internet news is great and all, but sometimes you can't beat the feel of a newspaper in your hands.

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top kek

I will look into this

>all these dumb COOBERS

hey i know this is a baseball genny but i wanted to let everyone know that as of today i am launching a DICK STRIKE FOR GRETA in which I will not be having sex until /ourgurl/ gets laid

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>XUSBA

How much of a boomer can you be?

>read a physical copie of something
>xDDD LE BOOMER
I hope you die.

Not as big a coober as you.

Give me 1 (one) reason why the Tloses have any chance to beat the Yankees with their horrible pitching

Because this isn't the 2000s anymore.

should be pretty easy seeing as you werne't having sex anyway

hitting. They can simply outslug the yankees. also their bullpen isnt terrible minus THAT game vs the royals

I want to give them a chance to finally beat the Yankees, but their pitching is probably the worst of all playoff contenders in baseball. Even worse than the Brewers (at least they have Josh Hader and some underrated guys)

i mean pineda fucked up also

I don't think they will. The Yankees have been hitting home runs at a better rate recently. Also it won't be so easy to hit home runs off the Yankees bullpen. And Severino is back and I think he is one of the x-factor players in the playoffs this year (Yordan Alvarez is the main one IMO)

Braves!

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yeah fair, but weird shit can happen still

Your Twins-A's ALCS and Braves-Cardinals NLCS is a pipe dream. Manfred won't allow it.

>manfred won't alloe braves cardinals
>two of the more popular teams in the MLB

Nah its yankees A's and Cardinals Dodgers

>Cardinals
>Beating anyone out of the NL East or West outside of the Nationals
Pick one

Wrong. It's Yankees-Astros and Brewers-Braves

do not underestimate a team that has clutch hitting and a hunger to get another world series. The cardinals have a good pitching staff and I would fear jack flaherty if he keeps his play up. Hes jacob degrom incarnate again
houston cannot beat the A's as of late

Doesnt matter in the playoffs. The pathetics are a perennial playoff choker

I think they can do it. A's are a dark horse team and unlike those two wild card games, they can be at home most likely

Its possible but I think the Astros are just too good desu. Astros are just better all around. It could likely be a 5 game series if they end up matched up. I'd prefer the A's chances against the Yankees

Is that mizuryu kei

oh definitely. The athletics need to pray that their bullpen doesnt implode and they get good starts from manaea fiers and bailey, who has turned it on massively since being traded to oakland

youtube.com/watch?v=6tLpNkoG0T8

A's would booty blast the asstros

#blessed

They're good enough to take the central, but they'll be gassed by the NLC, if they somehow make it past the Braves, unlikely.
Even if they bullshit their way to another Worlds Eries, the American League is still on another level and will crush the Cardinals like they're Molina's testicles.

and? I think the st.louis magic is still there after that finals run for the blues. expect them to start playing gloria during home games

NL central is going to probably have another 2015 like year next year except it will be four competitive teams with the division.

>Magic
>Beating a shell of a Bruins team
I'm laughin', Boston bullshit your city is not.

Speaking of Boston, don't forget that umpball handed the Cardinals a 2-1 series lead and they proceeded to shit themselves.
youtube.com/watch?v=dOlihOEDXgE

i mean that entire playoffs but okay.

>Everyone in the National League beats themselves up but still grab 3 play off spots.
>Cubs meme their way back to the NLCS like they did in 2015 by beating the NL Central champ Cardinals in 4 games.
>Immediately get swept by the Dodgers in the NLCS
>Who then go on to lose their 4th straight world series to who ever the AL sends.

Presto presto!

It could happen. Dodgers are a lock until 2021for ploffs and nle is pretty competitive too

Haggis is based. Black Pudding is Based. Basically all of that food is based.
>No toast sandwich (which is also based)

Not to say Nip food isn't based either.

I have hope the Cubs will bounce back, I just hope because of how the team current team is historically under preforming, you won't see the players they trade have break out years, like Solar and Le Stella are having.

But a shake up and ball busting manager is needed. Here's hoping the Cubs go for Joe Girardi, you'd know he'd hunger for the job and Epstein needs to bring discipline to the clubhouse, not a yes man.

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Hopies have entered the building

Gonna need sauce on that,OP

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You're going to hire David Ross who will suck all their cocks and they will start next season 1-8 instead of 2-7.

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have mercy on him bro, can't you see he's hurting right now?

Well the BAJP had done it
The cards swept the Cubs and won it
With Zobrist getting cucked all the while
Kimbrel's tragic blown saves made us smile
while Schwarber's face down on the left field grass tile!

We're talkin baseball
From the arch to boystown to millers
Talkin baseball
Goldschmidt and the Rizzo
Molina's grotesquely swollen balls
Yeli's knee and it's run-in with a ball
We're talkin Wacha, Baez, and the Mo

Trip on MoAJP

asshole above me

Exposed

>Exposed asshole
Ew

astros desu

My butt's crying for ned

Wait so I pretty much tapped out months ago following this season. So the Cubs are now almost certainly not making the postseason? Mainly because they got 4-game swept, at home, to the Cardinals? That's fucking hilarious.

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Let's take it easy on them cubbies

who ya got for NL MVP

come on comfort dem cubbies

Idiot

Rendon and I'm not a gnats fan

>t. coobers

Like, not even lying, I laughed at my computer screen for a good 30 seconds when I saw that. Imagine going out like that to your biggest rival.

we should go easy on dem cubbies

video up a day late but worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=A82gMU4WWLI&feature=youtu.be

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I love it

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Screw this guy

And now they can get officially eliminated by the Pirates tonight? When the Bears also get beat by their biggest rival on the same night? Literally image being from chicago right now wew

this asshole has no remorse

Wait they're also firing their coach? Literally blowing it all up because of a 4 game sweep at home by the Cards

all of it just one week away from another busted ass nhl season :)

Again perfect sound sync
>"reach up for the sunshine" as almora blows that catch
Also thanks for putting my pics to good use : ) This offseason I'm gonna force myself to learn some video editing and photoshop

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brought such a gleeful smile to my face..... brought a glistening tear of joy to my eye......... such beautiful sight........ but where is May May?

this is an attack

I'm trying to jack off quick before work but it's not going so great

How fitting it all stems from their overrated captain being overpaid.

imagine your team is lead by your only living world series-winning manager
and the team that you hate more than any other comes into town. and sodomizes you so hard that it kills him
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahaah cusb

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Excellent post my fren

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not enough anime in the thread

I'M I'M COOOBSIIIIIIING

Honestly can't even imagine it.

It's a Chokago thing isn't it?

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>maddon will never get close to being paid 6 mil a year again
>he just opened a fancy boystown restaurant that will now be out of business in less than a year
>no more of that fat endorsement money from Binny's

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL IT

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please I don't want to feel it anymore

Why would a giants fag care about Rendon?

All these redditors still butthurt over the Cubs winning in 2016.

>y-you're the redditor e-even though i-im from a much more effeminate metropolitan area and even t-though your fanbase comes up and takes up 45+% of our stadiums seats even in your worse years

haha get absolutely Fucked and Owned lifelong lmaoooooooooo

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>Being this mad that the Cubs won 3 years ago.

This kind-hearted, venerable old skipper...
Look at the feeling he has for the game deep in his soul.
This proud old captain single-handedly takes your crusty, cynical fanbase on his back, and in a heroic push, takes them to the mountaintop.
Along the way, he rejuvenates the fanbase, tearing apathetic youth away from their MLS games and shepherding them into Wrigley for the very first time in their lives. They praise him as they very well should, and all is well for a time.
And what does he get in return, only three years later? Ass raped, and bleeding to death, by his national league nemesis, and in his weakest moments? That same throng of fickle zoomers gathers around his ailing body and screams for his head.
In his last moments, he realizes that the entitled vaping homosexual teenagers he brought into the stadium haven't saved the cubs legacy. He's doomed it.

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>phillies

>9 combined runs in the games so far
>All on homeruns

Thanks Manfred

Noe Joe Madden can do what he was born for, pushing an old shopping cart filled with cans and old newspapers around town while muttering to himself about the govt and aliens.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*me breathe*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>Mind broken even after three years

>y-y-y-you're b-b-b-butth-
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA

>He's still butthurt and can't even write coherantly
Loving, every, laugh, at, you.

The cubs won idiot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH dude more (you)'s come on man AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHA

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This thread requires more false flagging

mets are losing to the fucking marlins

COOOOOOOOBSIIIIING

New thread
Press F for Maddon

>Orioles/Blues Jays
>BOTH teams have given up 3 homers
>still the top of the 5th

Make that 4 HRs given up by the Jays.

Fibs, cusb, Flatlanders, shitcongo, burrs, not making playoffs in MLB, NBA, or NFL. No MVPs since Jordan, shitty nigger infested rathole

All cusb fans got da double AIDS,