>makes the world seethe
>proceeds to not give a fuck
>makes millions
>fucks his sister
>do post-ironical ridiculous dances when he scores goals just for fun
Neymar is based af.
Makes the world seethe
Anthony Hernandez
Sebastian Reyes
cant wait for his annual convenient "injury" where he misses the CL knockouts
Kayden Clark
>Neymar is based af
this is beyond doubt 2bh. it's a shame he didn't fulfill his potential and become one of the top 2-3 players in the world, but this is the next best thing
Blake Hill
>ronaldinho went from psg to barca
>this monkey went the other way around
Christian Jenkins
*does
>does post-ironical ridiculous dances
Liam Ward
pissgay ultras BTFO once again
Aiden James
it'll take some time, that 'injury' happens around the end of february.
Jayden Hughes
it's hilarious because that's literally why they bought him. nobody gives a shit about Ligue Une especially after Zlatan walked all over it for 5 years.
Guardiola and Neymar choking in march-april is my favorite time of the year
Isaiah Hall
Juninho Pernambucano ruled ligue une too.
Alexander Cox
I think one of this days City or PSG are going to make it though. We don't have peak Uefalona/Halal/Buyern around anymore. The main contenders are Liverpool, PSG, and City. And maybe, just maybe Jewventus. You better enjoy it while you still can.
Christopher Taylor
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Josiah Parker
He looks like brown Jake Gyllenhaal there in OP's picture.
Jace James
I like how the complete potential of the Brazilian superstar is wasted because of his greed and now the macacao king will never play for a good club in his prime and will be remembered as that crybaby rather than someone who could compete with Messi and Ronaldo
Aiden Gutierrez
>was so much of a onions boy that he got bullied out of barca by their players and then goes to France of all places
beta desu
Jacob Rogers
Messi and piquet literally begged hi to stay
Logan Ortiz
he will never be ronaldinho GOAT tier tho
Josiah Adams
he's as beta as they come
Daniel Morris
Everything but 'fucks his sister' is topcringe & reddit-tier.
Xavier Flores
That kinda shit is annoying as fuck though, I’d have slapped Suarez
And Messi’s the one who tells Suarez to do it, Messi was too beta to do it himself and had to get his pet rat to do the dirty work
Caleb Diaz
ordering people around isng beta, incel
James Richardson
Benjamin Clark
John Wilson
he is still the 3rd best player of the last decade
he is SO much better than likes of Hazard/Bale/Griezzman/Salah, i mean, he often looked better than Messi when he was in Barca
he is the ronalidinho size of talent
if i had his talent, i would win 2018 WC for Russia already
Jackson Bennett
turk detected
Jace Johnson
PSG and City are meme teams that can’t compete against quality sides
Logan Mitchell
/ourguy/