>Eagles BTFO subedition
NYG:Saquon Barkley (ankle) won't return Sunday
BUF:Dawson Knox breaks out for 67 yards, TD
NE:Burkhead outplays Michel again in Week 3
NYG:Barkley (ankle) helped to locker room Sunday
PHI:Miles Sanders totals 126 yds, fumbles twice
DAL:Amari Cooper scores third and fourth TDs
PHI:Chalk week: Agholor (8/50/2) hauls in 2 TDs
OAK:Darren Waller balls out with 13-134-0 line
>Cowcucks can't comprehend the meaning of spiritual wins and are seething about it
if you want it explained just asked, don't be a fucking retard
>dolphins
>Ok Gym Shorts
What does this even mean?
We'll recycle this one afterwards, two spiritual editions in a row. Use this one for now:
Gym Shorts = Jim Schwartz, DC of the iggles
Dude. It's cool. You got a ring now. You don't have to worry about that spiritual bullshit, you just have to worry about catching up to the rest of the division.
... which you never will, faggot.
What happened to Denver? Is it time to ditch John Elway?
The Chargers will never win SHIT -- and it's partially due to the owners being cheap.
>Greg Auman
>Verified account @gregauman
>Bruce Arians says he took the delay penalty on purpose in final minute, thinking Matt Gay was better from a longer distance.
/Bills Owl 2020/
It’s elway. Unless they give him 1 more year and get Lawrence or Herbert.
>Dalvin Cook is on pace to rush for 2000 yards this season
>go iggles
Feels good to win one
Keep seething retard, you're a fucking disgrace
This Dolphins team is the worst team in the Super Bowl era
All you had to do was lynch the nigger actively choking
People need to stop shitting on the loins and start betting on them. You tards are passing on free money. These last two weeks have been as automatics as the NFL gets.
Wrong, that’d be the first 3 years of the Busc existence
Packers are 3-0, that's pretty good, too bad the rest of the division is also doing well so far.
Does anyone even want to win this division?
>bengals vs stillers next monday night
It’s all good to say the eagles suck/underperforming but how can you honestly believe that Wentz isn’t a good QB in this league?
Hey r/nfl,
I want an AzN girl to braapp in my face xD I would do like anything for her loooolll tfw no AzN cutie JDIMSA
I'm not pathetic, I swear!!
>beasr
Aside from that yes, the NFC North is the most dominant division.
It's between the Browns and Ravens
can we skip to the part of the season where teams learn their place? the early season lack of humility is always annoying.
dm her address to AB
Lmao shut up, beaver fucking retard. The pigeons are shit and so is their fraud QB. Kys, pierre.
FUCK IT
IT WAS A SPIRITUAL LOSS
ask her out on a trip to the Holocaust museum. if she says no then dump her like a box of rocks
Dolphins are outscored 133-16 now
1976 Bucs were outscored 57-9 first three weeks
We could be witnessing history again
>girl
> on /pol/
Spiritually The Bills won those 4 superbowls in a row. Jim Kelly is regarded as the greatest QB of his generation and Tom Brady is often debated on who is better. Spiritually.
Ravens learned their place today. Lamar finna find a job back in the cotton fields
Wentz is spiritually a top 5 Quarterback.
first of all, most of /nfl/ doesn't watch games to form an opinion. He made some mistakes today but most of the blame is on receivers and Sanders.
So is Jared Goff. Spiritually.
>use a second round pick on a kicker.
>still is shit.
why the fuck is it so hard for the bucs to find a damn kicker? even the bears found a damn kicker. I am not a bucs fan, I just want to know why is it so hard to find a damn kicker year after year.
This nigga mad
True
The NFL should take the team away from the Spanos family like they did with Eddie bartolo
>scrambling on 4th and medium
Nah he actively lost them that game
How many more weeks will we have to suffer burrs fans thinking their team isn't terrible?
lol
umm
uh
like
uhhh
no??
damn is satan a loins fan?
Who’s waiting for Sunday Night?
He needed refball to avoid losing by two scores to the lions at home. That alone makes him trash.
Great. Now /nfl/ is infected with /nba/ memes. Fucking hell
old gay will continue to learn his place, but that is not who I was referring too.
lmfao the pigeons have a totally shit record, roach shitter. no amount of coping will change that. now what?
End of the season when they’re 4th in the division
Who are the biggest historically spiritual champions of the NFL, bros?
why are EDP's videos so kino?
The only literal neonazi I knew IRL was some goth girl. And also the only literal black panther I knew was a girl too
The Detroit Lions are undefeated
Jim Kelly is a god.
/Bills Owl 2020/
When will Dwayne Haskins start
Vikings and Bills. 4 Owls each, one of them back to back.
>refball
refs were all around bad whole game. they fucked >us in the first half and they fucked loins in the second half.
yea that was bad but noone was open so not much you can do about it.
too many buzzwords
trust me this team is way worse. This might be the worst oline in history.
best part of being a parent
Suck it 72 Dolphins
Who is better, Nick Bosa or Joey Bosa?
They both suck and have plastic bones and play for bitch QBs
How the fuck did they fuck the iggles in the first half? They missed one face mask on a drive that Philly scored on anyway.
love this nigga.
TIME TO BENCH THIS MOTHAFUCKA MILES SANDERS. IM SICK OF THIS MOTHAFUCKING BITCH DANCIN N BOBBIN N WEAVIN AN SHIT. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUMBLE TWICE IN FOUR FUCKING PLAYS. BENCH THIS MOTHAFUCKA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. IM ALREADY DONE WIT DIS SEASON.
Yeah but the Eagles are spiritually undefeated.
First OPI was weak as fuck and killed a good drive.
S-S-S-SP-SPIRITUAL WINNNNN....
>the eagles are spiritually 3-0
lol the little roach shitter didn't even try to address the fact that the pigeons are garbage. keep bitching, retard.
>First OPI was weak as fuck
Nope. Blatant push off, which the iggles were doing literally the entire game.
Dak > Jones > Keenum >>>>>> Wince
>commit a penalty
>”BUT IT WASNT DONE REALLY BADLY SO DONT FLAG IT”
Spiritually he killed the defender
samefagging cowcuck
idk, for me it was weak.
>it’s an autists force a meme and ruin the general for a few days episode
Stop with this spiritual meme bull shit, or else
The refs threw a spiritual flag.
what is this shit zoomer spiritually meme
Brissett is a top-15 QB.
1-2 niggle
To watch the fuckin Browns? No thanks
Get out of my country Pajeet.
just eagles salt
>sp-sp-spiritual wins matter...
Are you spiritually mad?
>idk, for me it was weak.
Because you're a dumbass and don't know shit about football. If you did you'd realize the iggles are as shit as your country.
Cowboys might win the division but they'll choke in playoffs again. enjoy another divisional round exit
I’m spiritually going to jack off to Carson’s Wife.
You're only making it stronger, user. Now we just need teams that unironically claim "spiritual wins" like the Eagles with religious symbols with their players to cement the meme. Hierophant Wentz
this spirtual wins meme is p epic bros
Spiritually 2-1
Our cuck coach ruined everything
iggles fans trying to claim they're "spiritually" 3-0 because their receivers dropped some passes.
>tfw I’m an eaglesfag and used the spiritual meme
I deed it.
>already admitting defeat after week 3
LMAO
This, this SO hard
>NOOOOOO SPIRITUAL WIN...
>iggles fans
literally 1 person who might be a falseflagger. >we are 1-2 cuz >we sucked.
This, but unironically. It finally gives a meme word to the whole concept of people doing that gay "what if" shit. They're "spiritual winners". Aaron Rodgers is the spiritual GOAT.
The only games left that the eagles have a chance at winning are against the jets and dolphins. They are terrible and should start thinking about drafting a new qb.
It was like 3 eagles fans, but okay.
I actually started the whole “spiritual loss” thing after memeing about the Vikings win over the Falcons being a “spiritual loss” because cousins only threw 10 times.
Or else what?
They're not terrible. There are way worse teams in the league this year. Eagles will go 8-8 this year probably. So many actual bad teams. The Eagles are just okay. Spiritual #1 seed, though.
your mom's spiritually sucked my pp.
i said might. it's still a long season, anything can happen.
Same. It’s not hard to falseflag kek
At least Wentz has a ring over Dak. How many times have the Cowcucks reached the Super Bowl in last ten years? Or even the NFCCG? Yeah, that's what I thought. Stay in your lanes you filthy cock sucking roaches
holy hell that's one hot daddy bear desu
xD
>8-8
>not less than 6 wins
LMAO. GET A LOAD OF THE CLUELESS RETARD EVERYBODY.
>hey, hey! Stop making the refball so obvious, we dont want the rest of the league to catch on!
Jets really gotta get rid of Gase.
Kys falseflagging cuck
>Chargers pick a Lineman with injury history
Sounds about right.
I'm sure Wince is very proud of the ring Foles won. Carson was the spiritual superb owl MVP
Seethe harder nigger
Remember that time the Eagles barely beat the Redskins at home and then went on to lose in back to back weeks to the Falcons and Lions, the latter instance at home while inexplicably being favored by a touchdown?
It's not that the Eagles are good. The whole league is just terrible this year. It's that I can't imagine there are enough good teams to actually beat an average team like them.
Wentz ring, rolfcoptors
Holy fucking cope
>pity ring gifted to him by Nick Foles
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Why are the browns on prime time?
When is the last time a NFL coach went on an angry rant on par with playoffs?, if you want to crown them or you play to win the game?
Our boy finally did it
But user....spiritually....
Why does the new iPhones camera remind me of trypophobia?
>The whole league is just terrible this year
Which also includes the eagles
>old gay
We're on to Cincinnati.
His girl is a landwhale, but good for him
A win for Captain Ahab.
Yes, but they're 1-2 right now and in their schedule is:
Jets
Bears
Bills
Redskins
Giants x2
Dolphins
Seahawks
They would basically have to try to lose those games. The only even matchup there is the Bills. They're pretty much guaranteed 8-8.
So the Redskins had a spiritual win week one against the Eagles right?
Thanks for taking me to the beach, user.
Beggars can't be choosers
>Dalvin
Literally no one cares because of his cringe ass name
I have a hard time imagining that she's more foul than EDP himself.
The Lamar meme is now dead
Old Gay sure is one pathetic excuse of a human being
I see 5 wins there. Iggles finish 6-10.
FUCK. YOU. I'm tired of this fucking bullshit "Oh you're delusional because your team played very well despite insurmountable odds and injuries" FUCK. YOU. The Eagles have been one of the most successfull franchise of the past 20 years can your team say the same thing? DIDN'T THINK SO FAGGOT! Did your team win a superbowl in your lifetime? DIDN'T THINK SO FAGGOT! Wentz is an elite Quarterback and is a perennial MVP candidate every single fucking year he plays. That is literally the epitome of Future Hall of Famer. And guess fucking what, champ. He won a ring early in his career which means he is going to win many more. I doubt your faggot ass can say the same about your team. And another thing ALL OF YOU SHIT BREATHED FAGGOTS need to SHUT THE FUCK UP if you don't understand what a Spiritual Win is. Eagles are playing it close and even winning despite all the injuries, despite players playing suboptimal and dropping everything. And that transfers to hope in the locker room so when they get all their players back they are going to absolutely DESTROY the competition. That is what a spiritual win is
Suck my dick Wentz is Elite as fuck and Dick Poopscoot won't even be in this league in 4 years
Not possible, because the Eagles are spiritually 3-0
Pros:
Jameis + Evans is deadly
Barrett is Von Miller Lite
Defense is ok
Playing competitive football again
Cons:
A fucking Native American shaman cursed our franchise
Cuz Manfield gon stay fucken on u faggot niggas fr
>Wentz is Elite
Mahomie fucked on dat nigga all damn day
He say it how it be.
no, your defense gave the media just enough to say he did enough to stay in the game and give his team life. His hype isn't dead, but it's knocked down a peg.
He is fat too. Get what you can get it.
I can't even comprehend what happened to the Bucs. What the fuck is it with the Giants and winning for the luckiest, most bullshit reasons? For as long as I've seen Giants games, they've had this positive voodoo around them.
Cope
Lol, relax man.
why is it so hard for >your team to find a damn kicker? I am not mad at you or fans or any gay shit like that, I just want to know how one franchise can have such a hard time finding a kicker.
even the bears found a damn kicker.
How so? He barely lost a game.
You're the Bucs, since when did your team do anything note worthy since the early 2000's?
Just hand the ball to Cook and Mattison and we win every time
>barely
Lmao okay retard
post your current playoff predictions
1. Pats
2. Chiefs
3. Ravens
4. Texans
5. Colts
6. Chargers
1. Cowboys
2. Packers
3. Saints
4. Seahawks
5. Eagles
6. 49ers
>packers
>eagles
>Seahawks
You actually have brain damage don’t you?
Why are the browns in prime time?
>saints
>eagles
>Texans
>chargers
>Seahawks
>49ers
Kek, Based
>5 point loss
>no Humphrey, Smith or Andrews
>refs accounted for 13 of KC's points and took 7 away from Baltimore
Yeah I'm liking our chances when you come to Baltimore in the playoffs
replace the colts with the bills. bills have 4 free wins.
replace chargers with browns
Go ahead and lump me in with your easy meme response. I simply said the media with run away with his highlights and the relatively close score. I didn't say he proved he was a great QB after this weeks performance. The Chiefs gave the Media just enough to run with, regardless if the media hype doesn't coincide with the truth of his actual achievement and performance. Be better, user.
>replying to Sneak
Apparently he isn't the only one with brain damage.
>Cope
I'm not coping for shit I don't even know who the vikings played
>2. Chiefs
>3. Ravens
>4. Texans
>5. Colts
>6. Chargers
>
>1. Cowboys
>2. Packers
>3. Saints
>4. Seahawks
>5. Eagles
>6. 49ers
mouth-breathing, smoothbrain retard.
you're supposed to do it like this
>barely beating the ravens
>is the best defense in the league
1. Pats
2. Chiefs
3. Ravens
4. Texans
5. Bills
6. Chargers
1. Cowboys
2. Packers
3. Rams
4. Saints
5. Seahawks
6. Bears
Carolina win was the biggest since SEPTEMBER 07, 2003.
>22/43 267yds 50% comp% vs the first actual NFL level team he played
>h-hes elite! IM NOT A FAGGOT!!
Holy fucking shit, every single time the chiefs bootyblast a team an unbelievable amount of coping begins
>Dalvin
>cringe ass name
as opposed to what?
>6. Chargers
>6. Bills
SUMMERTIME
(You) I explained my stance. The Chiefs had the game in hand, yet they gave Lamar just enough film to let the media run rampant with their love for him. Is reading comprehension and post following that hard for y'all?
>5. Bills
>checks race
sorry these facts don't match
The nigger didnt even have a passing touchdown
>the film
You're 3
>SF
>NE
>MIN
>BAL
>BUF
do you know what division they play in
Chiefs
Pats
Browns
Texans
Ravens
6.) Bills
Cowboys
Packers
Rams
Saints
49ers
Lions
Cringe
backup qb throws 4 TDs with no INTs and leads a team win for the 2nd time in 11 games (mind you, he won the other one too) and not even gets a mention.
yeah I mean Rams not Seahawks, sorry this cold is fucking with my head, eagles can still get a wild card and packers will probably fall into a 3 seed with 10-11 wins, depends on how the saints do until Brees gets back
the afc is hella weak outside of the pats and chiefs, chargers at least look somewhat competitive and can still like get a cheeky 9-7 wc birth, also no I don't have faith in the Bills or Browns yet
edited predictions
1. Pats
2. Chiefs
3. Ravens
4. Texans
5. Colts
6. Chargers
1. Cowboys
2. Rams
3. Packers
4. Saints
5. Eagles
6. Seahawks
>he doesn’t have the best RB in the league
>6.) Bills
I'm not saying I agree with it, just listen and watch the media tomorrow and they'll find a reason to say Lamar is still better than being worse off. Even though it's all shit, and those that watched the game know better. Once Lamar continues to face above average to average teams the narrative will continue. We all know it's going to happen. You just have to be aware of it. Each of you could have been aware of what I said and stopped responding to me and it would have been all good.
dilate
The Chargers will miss the playoffs because fuck 'em.
Nor do the vikings, McCaff is the best.
>6. Chargers
Fuck your bitch ass and your bitch rb
>saints
>eagles
>seahawks
have sex
End your life already god damn it
>raiders fan
>mexican
like poultry
post tits
Fuck the fuck up you stupid retarded beaner
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Nearly every single team including the Loins and even the Browns have won a game this season.
The Steelers however are 0-3. Just take a moment to soak that in.
I know the chargers are designed to disappoint but I’m starting to feel less and less with each easily winnable loss
Can you point out on the doll where the vikings touched you?
rams stadium will be fukken lit
youtube.com
>we have their first round pick now
I dunno dude. I'm pretty sure its a psychological thing for kickers now. Everyone knows the bucs have issues with kicking so anyone who takes the job is under an extra stress to "turn it around".
I genuinely dont know how to fix it. Pretty sure you could take the Saints kicker here and he'd miss that kick at the end of the game
They don't have a good record in September.
But, they're the Chargers, so it's unpredictable.
Post your dick first faggot
who do you have over them? falcons? panthers? 49ers? vikings? please don't tell me you think the lions are getting a wild card...
That’s true
I’m extremely nervous about the Dolphins game because they can lose it, and if they do, I’ll have to take a break from watching this fucking team
Lions are getting a wildcard
If it's @ Miami, I think you already know how it's going to turn out.
Gost is most likely done this year for the Pats. Dude is off significantly more than ever on the easy stuff. Sad times.
DALVIN COOK GOES POOPOO ON RAIDSPIC DEFENSE
We should grab some of those mexican kids from the ICE detention centers and start seeing which of them can make 30 yarders
End of an era. Polish Pats players BTFO
That’s a wrap
Love the guy. It's crazy how off he's been. Here's to hoping he turns it around.
>no lions
hahahahahahahahahaah
they goin undefeated all the way to the owl faggot
I appreciated him
thoughts?
Can you believe the Giants picked Jones 6th overall?
That's crazy. He is obviously a top 2 player.
Accurate statement
What are you doing right now? I can't do anything. I'm sitting on my couch not moving. This is almost as bad as the lightning fuck up for some reason
“no”
I mean, how many times did you hear emannuel sanders name get called? Adam Thielan?
kids a stud
Drinking a hard seltzer because I want to numb my disappointment but not ruin my macros
Daniel Jones looking like OROY tonite boyos
Seattle is garbage.
Chris Carson is the worst rb in the league.
Wilson was incredibly overpaid.
the Seattle defense is the worst it's been in years.
fuck that whole dumpster.
You’re a very fruit boy aren’t you
Don’t watch the packers so I have no opinion
checks out
nibba u dumb
It's not fruit it's fermented sugar so you can maintain abs while still drinking your teams failures away
You spelled Marquis Brown wrong
>mfw Daniel Carlson gets cucked by the upright while the crowd boos his field goal attempt in a blowout
ARE YOU READY PATFAGS TO GET FUCKED
2019 Chiefs offense will be remembered decades from now with the year attached the way we talk about the "'85 Bears" or "2000 Ravens"
Never heard of either of those teams. Must not have been special.
SWEET IRONY
Lions are absolutely getting a wildcard. Their second half schedule has like 6 auto wins and they always play well within their division.
those teams didn't get BRADY'D in the playoffs tho
The only people who think about either of those teams are old boomer fans OF those teams
>Lions
>auto wins
>they always play well within their division
Nigger what? They have one of the worst division records.
NFL power rankings for week 3
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Rams
4. Packers
5. Cowboys
6. Bills
7. Ravens
8. Colts
9. 49ers
10. Lions
11. Saints
12. Texans
13. Seahawks
14. Vikings
15. Chargers
16. Bears
17. Browns
18. Jaguars
19. Falcons
20. Eagles
21. Panthers
22. Buccaneers
23. Cardinals
24. Giants
25. Redskins
26. Titans
27. Steelers
28. Raiders
29. Broncos
30. Bengals
31. Jets
32. Dolphins
>mfw someone says the Jags don't have a #1 receiver
ummm sweetie check the league leaders in receiving
lmao try watching more games pleb
Green Bay hasn't beaten them in like 3 years and before that they did the same to the Bears. And those were with exponentially shittier teams.
Not to mention they get Green Bay at home after their bye and I think they get either the Vikings or Bears at home after a short week.
>wondering why he keeps making vids in his parked car
>realize his parents were going to kick him out of his room if he kept screaming about faggots
My rankings are objectively correct
Patriots won superbowl 52... spiritually *dabs*
Every team will be 3-3 except vikings who will be 5-1 (6-0 spiritually)
>6 auto wins
So, they'll get two of them maybe.
>loins
You hit the first and last and everything in between is inexplicable jumbled garbage
If the Lions go 3-3 in the division that puts them at 5-3-1. They then gave games against the Raiders, Redskins, Buccaneers, Giants, and Broncos.
That's 10-5-1 and a wildcard spot.
>can't even blow the Browns out
How far the Rams have fallen.
Bring me brady
I'm as upset as the next guy at Gay for fucking up the last field goal, but let's not pretend that the second half as a whole wasn't straight doodoo.
And it will only get worse from here.
>.500 qb in the playoffs
embarrassing if you ask me
That's a beautiful meme
where my undefeateds at?
pic related
bro this is the lions we're talking about. Lions will drop two of those, finish 8-7-1 and miss the wild card but fans will be all hopeful for the future and then go back to 6-10 in 2020.
I looked it up: yes the Lions get two weeks to prepare for a home game with Green Bay and during their home game with the Bears Chicago will be playing on 4 days rest. After the Chiefs (which they will lose) the Lions schedule becomes way easier.
Did Kenan just dab on /nfl/? How will we recover?
Lions teams usually do not have any talent, this one does. After their start the expectation should be WC spot.
And unless you're literally 12 this shouldn't come as a surprise to you. Loins manage a WC spot every five years or so. They'll get BTFO in the first game of the playoffs but they do make the playoffs from time to time.
Thoughts?
How much did the Rams pay goof?
>Making Browns-Rams an SNF game, and Steelers-Bengas, two 0-3 teams, next week's MNF game.
I can't imagine why the NFL's ratings are down.
The laundry night jokes jumped the shark week 2. Still better than the genesis half time show.
Jesus christ turn you flux down.
>iggles
Too much
It's for my cataracts I forgot sorry
Offenses aren't really remembered for specific years like defenses are.
Starting qb power rankings for week 4
1. Mahomes
2. Brady
3. Wilson
4. Watson
5. Rodgers
6. Prescott
7. Jackson
8. Brissett
9. J Allen
10. Stafford
11. Wentz
12. Minshew
13. Rivers
14. Jones
15. Goff
16. Murray
17. K Allen
18. Winston
19. Bridgewater
20. Garoppolo
21. Mayfield
22. Ryan
23. Carr
24. Cousins
25. Rudolph
26. Keenum
27. Flacco
28. Mariota
29. Trubisky
30. Dalton
31. Rosen
32. Falk
>cuckboys
>making it to a conference championship game in 1995+25
kek
>Chiefs over pats
no
>Browns over ravens
no
>Cowboys 6 seed
no they will be a second seed an lose in their first game
>packers 1 seed
no
>chiefs winning it all
yes
>The @BuffaloBills haven’t allowed a single passing yard in 2 consecutive first quarters. This defense is elite.
So the Ravens are guaranteed AFC North champs this season right?
shhhhhhh...let them sleep...we don't need everybody getting wise
>chiefs-cowboys owl
Might be kino
Someone has to win it. Sure as hell ain't gonna be shittsburgh.
Are they down from the year all the players kneeled? I coulda sworn the ratings creeped back up now that the players aren’t talking about politics 24/7
Kyle Allen is ELITE
By default, yeah. Shittsburgh and the Bungles are two of the worst teams in the league and Cleveland will always be Cleveland.
AFC
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Colts
4. Ravens
5. Texans
6. Chargers
Chargers/Colts Colts
Texans/Ravens Ravens
Colts/Chiefs Chiefs
Ravens/Patriots Patriots
Chiefs/Patriots
Chiefs
NFC
1. Rams
2. Packers
3. Cowboys
4. Saints
5. 49ers
6. Seahawks
Seahawks/Cowboys Seahawks
49ers/Saints Saints
Seahawks/Rams Rams
Saints/Packers
Packers/Rams
Packers
Chiefs over Packers
9 targets.
2 receptions.
49 yards.
Sure looked outstanding today.
>implying numbers aren't down because it moved to ESPN
>Implying a cable network doesn't deserve anything other than toilet bowl games
Fuck ESPN and FUCK Disney
Nah it's gonna get memey from here on. We're just competitive enough to keep games close, so expect a few cheeky wins here and there to give you hope before the wheels blow off in the home stretch and we tank our draft yet again
Weak OL, no playmakers who can make things happen with the ball in their hands, washed up QB.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
Von Miller doesn’t even look as dominant as he used to. The defense is good not great.
>Von Miller doesn’t even look as dominant as he used to
Both the panthers and the Broncos sacrificed everything to get to that OWL and are now fucking shells of themselves
They went from the 9 YL to the 14, still a chipshot and doesn't require as steep an angle.
Call me crazy but I think the coach doing the most impressive work right now is Frank Reich.
>tfw auto win the division every year
would be kino because cows would get the shit knocked out of them
The Broncucks appear to be in a spiritual wasteland.
Frank "fourth" reich
What’s up with the Broncos defense? They haven’t recorded a takeaway or sack thru 3 games so far
You don't want to miss the Brows beating the Rasm dough.
>John Elway is still a GM
At least those Bucs tried.
Right hur
They’ve played 3 really good o lines but the lack of ints is weird
.>We are gonna lose tomorrow, arent >we
Learning Fangios scheme? I don't think they have any talent outside of Chubb/Miller either.
When will Dwayne Haskins start
I still don’t understand why the Broncos didn’t force Vance Joseph to retain Wade Philips as the DC.
Is Trubisky still your quarterback?
>take a month off
>come back rested and get owl #2
You know it's happening.
Have faith.
Yes, >you are. Losing to the Redskins 10-6 would be the most logical outcome for a nationally televised burrs game. Trushitsky throws 2 picks and average 3.3 yards per attempt.
Wade said he wouldn't work for that blue-gummed chimpanzee.
Catb Owl incoming.
Catb Roship 3-1 today. C'mon, Bungles, you're killing us.
The Bills are too high and I say this as a Bills fan.
Look at the largest QB contracts over rhe last 20 years. How many of those guys have been on teams that are superbowl contenders? Killing your cap space on guys who aren't hungry anymore, more worried about getting a game check.
Where does Gardner Minshew place on the top quarterbacks list?
Coaching situations for each team
Pats: coach as long as he wants
Jets: gase may be fired at the end of the season
Dolphins: will get a chance to see the reformed roster
Bills: may be the best coach since levy
Steelers: tomlin may be done
Ravens: harbaugh coaxes yet another 3 years in baltimore
Bengals: taylor will reboot with a new qb
Browns: kitchens will get 1 more year if this is a bust
Colts: coty candidate
texans: if no playoffs then fired
Jaguars: fired at end of season
Titans: given leeway due to mariota being a bust
Chiefs: coach as long as he wants
Raiders: 10 YEARS
chargers: stable but seat is getting hot
Broncos: given 1 more year
Cowboys: fired if miss playoffs
Eagles: given time to reorganize roster
Redskins: fired at end of year
Giants: may be given 1 more year
Packers: coty candidate
Bears: given more time to evaluate
Lions: more time to evaluate
Vikings: fired at end of year
Falcons: fired at end of year
Panthers: fired midseason
Bucs: given more time to organize roster
Saints: coty candidate
Seahawks: coach as long as he wants
49ers: extension coming
Rams: steady
Cardinals: given time to acclimate
They’re at least a top 10 team at worst imo, they have a very strong ground game and defense and Allen is improving
autism
Not there...
...yet.
Leave Brady to me
Top half currently around 13-14 or so
What did Jones' stats look like the first 2 weekes of the season? Brown > Jones
He is the final solution
fangios defense relies on his NT and LBs. the broncos are shit in both those departments. the entire middle of the field is wide open and teams just short pass into it invalidating the pass rush. also yiadom the cb sucked so much ass in the slot every throw was thrown his way if it wasnt to the middle of the field. hes benched now.
Shut the fuck up, Old Gay
He's #1 on hottest sister list
Buffalo's undefeated!!!!!
Until next week when the Patriots remind us who the Bills are.
>broncos are shit at lb
Aren’t Von and Chubb lbs?
>TE Travis Kelce has now hit 425 career receptions AND 5,500 yards receiving faster than any other TE in NFL history. He did it in just 83 career games.
theyre used exclusively as pass rushers. the two middle lbs are responsible for coverage.
>Jets: gase may be fired at the end of the season
I doubt he gets fired even though he should. He’s gonna play the “my starting QB was out due to injury” card to extend his lifespan with the Jets
>Panthers: fired midseason
I think he gets himself another year if Kyle Allen saves the Panthers season
>Cowboys: fired if miss playoffs
I have a hard time believing Jones will fire Garrett even if he underperforms.
but gronk started earlier so he'll play for more years and Kelce is never gonna catch him"
-You guys years ago
pics?
Not that user but they've both been shit this year so far. Also their middle linebackers are absolutely God awful in coverage, which is a big problem in a 3-4.
>jevan "chuck" snead is found dead
RIP
Cooooom
Watching the Bills play so far they don't feel like a top ten team, they feel like a possible Wild Card contender at best. Or maybe the league is weak as a whole this year, I don't know.
Awful, let me fix it for you:
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Rams
4. Cowboys
5. Ravens
6. Texans
7. Vikings
8. Saints
9. Seahawks
10. Packers
11. Lions
12. Chargers
13. Colts
14. Falcons
15. Eagles
16. Browns
17. Bears
18. Redskins
19. Bills
20. 49ers
21. Jaguars
22. Titans
23. Giants
24. Raiders
25. Buccaneers
26. Panthers
27. Steelers
28. Jets
29. Cardinals
30. Bengals
31. Broncos
32. Dolphins
This. You a niners or a bears fan? Lol
lost to the fucking panthers
She plays volleyball for Mississippi State.
Why are the Cardinals cursed?
>jets
>28
The Dolphins might beat the jets
Post feet
bidwill family
we're rebuilding but if we're not deep playoff contenders within 2 years we're dead for 10+
if it weren't for the lack of adams apple id swear "she" has a dick
Typical slut
>the 2-1 shitter shattered at home 11 (eleven) spots behind the 3-0 perfect 49ers
Lol this is some sad Seattle seethe. You're living in the past lad.
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It's a shame it's not you who's dead
Crazy. Was just wondering where he wound up a couple days ago.
because that's what you fantasize about.
projecting homosexual.
You're delusional. Idgaf about the NFCW, but 49ers are 3-0 beating up on cans and have looked dicey as fuck, Garropolo especially. They will get exposed when they play playoff-caliber teams.
>49ers fan talking about relevancy
The last time the 49ers were relevant sackorpick was the qb
You're the perfect example of someone with no self awareness
says the guy who wishes pictures of a women included a penis.
Yeah and youre a perfect example of a homosexual... fuck out of here... dont bother replying kiddo...
all yall gay lmao
Bring on the Gaytriots!! We will expose and injure your old gay pedophile of a quarterback next week! We are not afraid of your gay asses, THIS IS OUR DIVISION NOW
This is what white women want, and that's a good thing!
>tfw iggles in two weeks
can they beat them or will the jets get humiliated again?
How many times are you gonna fall for the same gag?
Darnold will be back you got this
>people didnt believe in the browns
And it probably wont happen which means his best games have happened. I hope you won those games. On the other side dude is a beast and may continue to dominate, hope for no injury.
Can a non-cowboys fan please explain the cowboys hype in a way that makes sense to me?
They literally have only played the worst teams so far. Dak is literally a game manager. The dallas d literally lets shit teams score at will on them.
I'm an Eagles fan, so I understand maybe I am biased on this, but isn't the hype a bit premature?
Honest question coming from a Puckers fan: why do so many people in this thread have them getting a first round bye in the playoffs? I get winning the North and all, but they're 3-0 strictly because so far they've gone up against Trubisky, Cousins, and Flacco. As soon as they run up against somebody capable of scoring 20 points they're fucked. Am I missing something here?
Darnold > Wentz
hopefully. I wish sam didnt get sick. Maybe they wouldnt be 0-3. OR MAYBE IF FICKEN WAS THE FUCKING KICKER THEY COULD'VE BEATEN THE BILLS
>still dont
is this gardner's sister? look like an ugly version of him with tits, masculinity included.
the packers defense doesn't suck
Those are barely tits
Fuck off, we now have one of the top defenses in the NFL. This year is gonna be different, I can feel it. This is going to be a special year for us, all you cock suckers can fuck right off. The proof will be there next Sunday.
When in the past have the Browns given people a reason to believe in them?
you better show it then.
They're 3-0 in a dreadful division so they're a virtual lock for the playoffs unless they get hit with a rash of key injuries soon. Other than that I agree, they're really nothing special. Still better than the iggles, though.
Jim, let it go. You lost like 3 superbowls in a row. Your bills will never be good again. You blew mr. Kelly. Rest in peace.
She looks much better now that she's figured out how to properly groom herself.
t. silicon fetishist
>he thinks the Bills only lost 3 superb owls in a row
Your team is...?
>we now have one of the top defenses in the NFL
Like when you had Mario Williams, Kyle Williams, and Marcell Dareus?
dislike cowboys and eagles
zeke is up there with saquon and cmc as far as the ability to single-handedly carry an offense. amari cooper also decided to play football once he went to dallas so he's a """"WR1""""
their defense seems slightly off this year, but guys like Vander Esch have talent
As a mexican Pats Bandwagoner this whole post triggers me.
Please DELET and stop appropriating muh culture.
Gracias
Keep sleeping on my Bills, that's fine. Cant wait to rape the Patriots next week. We have the defense to stop those gay faggots once and for all
more like 4 in a row
Damn son... the one game dont really count when the cowfags admitted to using cocaine to cheat. But okay.... 4.
dolphins and broncos are going 0-16
is there any way another team could?
And what player is going to score enough points for you to keep up with Brady? Lmao. Your delusion is palpable.
Buffalo is a shit town btw. Drove through on my way up north and saw heroin junkies everywhere, and lots of mullets. Not sure why, but damn kiddo...clean up your city
You did something I do, forget the jets exist
Bungles could but their division is so terrible they're bound to win one eventually.
saints will drop games with brees out but packers will probably get 3 seed behind rams and cowboys
Stfu bitch nigga Darnold coming back soon bitch faggot suck my dick
Fuck you faggot I bet you live in Boston, city of raging homosexuality. I’m willing to put money on Azozrael, High Demonic Prince of Sodomy living within the Greater Boston Area. The only Bostonian I’ll ever respect is the Charlie guy from that old song because he willingly subjected himself to a lifetime of eternal torture. Also Tom Brady sits when he pees. And stands when he poops.
the jets can't because they'll beat the dolphins
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE EAGLELS LITERALLY FUCKING LOST TO THE FUCKING DOGSHIT TERRIBLE DETOILET LIONS
WENTZ IS FUCKING GARBAGE AHAHAHAHAHA DUMB FUCKING DIARRHEA PHILLY FANS ACTUALLY THOUGHT TRADING AWAY FOLES WAS A GOOD IDEA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING SHANTY TOWN OF PHILADELPHIA
>Darnold coming back soon
I know, things always seem to get worse for you guys
Goff is so fucking elite when you watch his release. It's so crisp. When you slowmo a replay you can literally get goosebumps watching his well defined cannon snap the ball out. Anybody else amazed by Goff and his physical attributes and abilities?
You were saying the chiefs were a meme.....
Whoops, my bad. I can't be expected to remember what division they're in if I can't even remember there are 2 new jersey teams.
vance joseph defense might be pushing it. yet to be seen if kyler will be good enough to carry us at any point this year.
I'm amazed that he got over $100 million for getting his team into field goal range. Once.
>Cowboys literally 3-0
>Eagles spiritually 3-0
Life is good fellas.
APOLOGIZE.
Broncos have at least been in competitive games so far. Looking at their schedule, they play enough mediocre teams that they can probably eke out 3 or 4 wins.
Kyler Murray will meme his way into a win against somebody. Redskins and Dolphins could conceivably end in a tie and both teams go winless at 0-15-1.
He'll carry you guys to another top 5 pick.
jets are like arnold from the magic schoolbus
Closet homosexuals? I thought obj came from the gnats.
no i mean with the bad luck shit
remember when the eagles were good and had a super bowl mvp quarterback... damn...
Idk man, it's gonna hurt when the Boys are resting starters in week 16 and the Eagles beat us to make the spiritual playoffs at 6-10 (spiritually 11-5)
>browns play calling
wtf was that
We tolerate Homers but you are the most delusional poster i the general. You are consistenyly retarded and have the softest and most femine hands in /nfl/. The only way you work in HVAC is if HVAC stands for Hookers Vidya And Crossdressers.
Boston is a diverse and economically superior metro that you can not even fathom.
Let me break down your shit city...
You are poor. Lmao
Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo all rank among the worst U.S. cities to live in
ByBen Axelson
#22 Buffalo
"Buffalo is the second largest city in New York, and by many measures the most economically and socially distressed. The typical Buffalo household earns only $32,509 a year, and about one in three area residents live below the poverty line. In comparison, the median annual household income across the state is $60,850, and about 15.4% of state residents live in poverty. Financial prosperity is undercut by a lack of employment opportunities. The city’s 7.1% unemployment rate is the highest of any city in the state and well above the 5.3% statewide rate.
Lmao what is it like to be so poor and hopeless?
WAS HE ELITE?
fuck boston and fuck micks
Fuck you. I am not gay. You are a disgusting liar. Do not reply or post on this thread again, idiot. You are a disgrace.
Femboys (don’t) report in
Hey man Buffalo is a great city, actual heart and soul and all the locals were amiable and funny. Also the surrounding area is very pretty.
>sf over gb
nice try
What's wrong with crossdressers?
If bradysknee and Old Bay got into a street fight who would win?
Bradysknee is like 12 and I heard that Old Bay is ripped, so I feel like Old Bay would demolish him.
Femboys DO report in
But the pats have the best defense in the NFL+ brady
What am I looking at here?
Cheesehead here, I really really like women.
Care to google buffalo's crime rate?
Lmao worst city on east coast.
>mcvay
7-10 years buddy. S/he is underaged.
Old Gay is a fat bald 30 year old boomber. Someone post the pic
The only thing ripped about old gay os his pants from trying pick up the oreos his fat ass dropped
Nothing at all, friend
I know right. What most people dont understand is that it actually takes skill to be a system qb. Every single team has a different system they have to adhere to. Do you honestly believe a good pocket qb would do good on a system geared towards a running qb? Which is exactly why I think youve got to know nothing about football to spout this nonsense. A QB is a major cog in an offense and frankly, wouldnt do good if he wasnt skilled enough to actually make a play happen.
Fellas, how do we fix the gnats’ defense?
Wait... maybe tiki is the ripped one?
Start Eli, draft higher.
Where's his forearm?
>Start from the stupidest possible premise, demand an explanation
Typical Igglefag.
Cowchads have the most wins in the NFC since 2016 and are stacked at every position group. "Game Manager" Dak had more game winning drives as a rookie than Intz has in his entire career, and whipping the absolute shit out of bad teams is exactly what top teams do. You should know that, since Dak is 4-2 against the shitbirds.
Now go sit in the corner with all the other 6-10 faggots.
Tiki rips a beerbong by himself in his mom's basement
rayman ass nigga
I missed this meme.
Up the secondary's ass
Guess what faggots... Rams win again.
Yep, yet another ass kicked on our way to the owl. Poor browns faggots thought they stood a chance, but nope. Based Goff unzipped his mammoth aryan schlong and reamed baker in his boipuccy so hard he will never recover.
>team wins
>keep watching football games
>team loses
>turn off tv and do something else
anyone else know this feel
whats his/her name?
I hate the fact that I know exactly who this is.
>team wins
no idk that feel
>Eli
Nice meme
>team wins
what is that feeling called again? Im a jets fan and they havent won since last season against the colts
Nah, >we will win, but >our offense is a shit can. I don't see >us winning the North
Not watching SNF. Is it as terrible as the boxscore looks?
Where are the bitch ass browns faggots at? Lmao look at the scoreboard bitches. Aaron Donald will fuck your mom before you worthless fucks ever sniff the level of success we enjoy. Drag queen obj cant even save your pathetic franchise. Lmao later fags.
It's pretty tough to watch. I can't tell if I'm watching good defense or piss poor offense, although I like defensive battles so something tells me it's the latter.
Jones is the GOAT
I do that as a dolphins fan. I usually tune out of football by thanksgiving. This year I have stopped caring about college football and pretty much watched the red zone
The first half was slower than 13-3
its been entertaining enough. couple big obj catches, donald just got first sack of the season, mcvay ruined their best pass of the night by calling a timeout
Ummm 24-37 269 yards and 2 td is pretty good you moron. Goff is tearing it up. Kys.
>he just looks at stats
goff has been off all game
Fuck you. He has top 2 release speed in the league. He is dope as fuck but he cant make the wideouts get more open. Not his fault.
>Patriots play just well enough to comfortably blow out the Jests but not so well that they attract any national media for a week
Based Bill knows how to put the haters to sleep.
>picked off
yeah who cares they gave up 14 points they SUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOoo
it will be a literal cripple fight at that point. who gives a fuck?
Fuck. My posts seem to have suddenly aged very poorly. You win this round, my friend.
dak finally has full OLINE, Receivers capable of catching, and is a big boy.
HE is legit a good QB and is shaping into a great QB.
>heatposter is in /nfl/ too
yup, im thinking it's based
and yet she's still somehow more attractive than any of the swamp donkeys you've lured into your mother's basement
If your QB has ever thrown an INT then they are shit
baker doesn't look like a very good pro football player
me because Im a jet fan and fuck it I want a happy moment this season at least once
by actually playing the corners they drafted instead of a washed bums like Jenkins
Why would you hate that you know who BrocolliButts is user? Bb is extremely cute and soft
>muh release speed
>immediately throws INT
This amount of cope makes Iggle's spiritual victories look like sane, well-adjusted posts.
how has no one mentioned the browns doing a draw play on 4th and 9
dear lord browns play calling is shit
The Seahawks played mostly the same teams as the 49ers and looked worse doing it.
Fuck you asshole. I had no way of knowing that would happen. Foot in mouth for now.
Lol. Old Gay exposed
Neither does Murray, Sooners are systembabbies.
Gotta give them credit for having balls, right? Pretty gutsy call.
>dear lord browns play calling is shit
dear lord browns *are shit
It's way easier just to call it what it is.
Baker pulled the old spice, hulu has live sports, a mazon prime with free shipping audible
their defense is really great. Baker is good, chubb is good. they have 2 top 10 wrs.
The Seahawks have an elite QB, though.
yeah seems that's the general consensus
both seem to have issue with passes being tipped as well
all this money wasted on mediocrity for nothing
based and redpilled
>Baker is good
and yet, somehow, they manage to lose to the titans, barely handled a blinded and crippled jets, and are about to lose to the rams...
all that talent and hype amounts to absolutely nothing.
You know, I’m not a Dak defender. I just think him and Wentz are legit and that’s it. Cowboys can go to hell through. Jerry even said he made that deal with god so it’s only right.
But dude. If someone tells me that guys like Cousins and fucking Goff were worth top dollar but Dak needs to take a pay cut, you’re not crazy, you’re down right psychotic
...
Yeah but the rest of their team and coaching staff is worse.
I agree about their defense, Chubb, and WRs. Baker is not, however, good.
>GAYFIELD
t. old gay
>Pete Carroll is a worse coach than Kyle fucking Shanahan
Smokin' some of that Cali medicinal, huh?
is there a Cleveland sports radio station to listen to because that might be lulzy
Rams 3-0 boys. Not many teams are on our level either. NFC should be a walk in the park this year. I can't wait for redemption. Faggot Brady goes down this year.
Ummm explain pic related please....?
2 years, and 3 of those 4 games was with a backup QB
doesnt seem to project to the future well
Fuck you bitch we still exposed your sorry ass pathetic offense for everyone to rape. Good luck these next games, you're really going to need it god damn it
>vikings
hahahahah
