/hoc/

for me it’s dude joints

making some chicken tendies and fries in the air fryer

I fuck up my back, lads
>let's talk about it at length

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right on man, right on

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weew

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GOAT hockey movie

someone make a new thread so i can get 1st

I think is about all you could ever want in a 1st no?

Git gud

only thing I'd change was have it posted by someone that isn't from Canada

First day of fall tomorrow lads

and yet its 86F/30C here today in the northeast

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I like sex

>the Autumnal Equinox
always thought that was a cool term

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how do I get a cute hockey goalie gf

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rude

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Be the opposite of what you are

I really like this picture because it shows Kaapos dominance over weakling hughes

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But more importantly, be the opposite of what this guy is

cope

looks like boy. are you pedo

>rags

Finland please stop trying to trigger the debbies poster

This one with hischier added makes it better

she is a cutie and completely legal at 18 years of age

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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>rags

posters from outside north america, how did you pick what team to cheer for? I'm curious what the most common reason is for picking a team

Imagine how fucking insufferable this place will be in a year if Kappo has a good year. All the Finns will be rags fans all of a sudden.

Fun fact, Sweden sucks nigger dicks

Euros dont pick teams they just ride bandwagons

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Kaapo Kakko desu

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I got this as a birthday present when I was 8. From a neighbour. Her dad played for the local SHL hockey team in the 80s

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but atleast nico can play game we call ice hockey.... unlike jack streamable.com/y7lqx

>he still doenst think kakko is just another bulju clone
oh no no no....

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>"if I can keep posting this one play from pre season it shows that hughes is bad!"
wheres kakkos plays besides one meme secondary assist?

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>implying there is a chance Kaapo doesnt have good season

LMAO

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I'm American but as someone living in bumfuck nowhere I just watched a bunch of games at the start of last season and by around late November/early December I had one team I enjoyed more than the rest.

No, I don't know why that ended up being the Hurricanes either. My best guess is that the first two games I saw were them since it was while I was visiting a relative in NC and it stuck.

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He said "OUTSIDE north america", lad.

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I'm only posting that one because of all these preseason hughes hypers. Here's some Kakko highlights: youtu.be/UOVKkB4Ed-k

>finnish league
>having any merit

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A laughing SO HARD edition? It's been a while.

Or maybe you're a reddit zoomer who liked le storm surge.

This. Liiga is on the same level as the Swedish second tier

>Getting worked into a shoot by finland every single day for over a week
blown away by you lads sometimes

about 10 times more than the kindergarten league hughes played

first nhl game i saw was a jets game also im madly in love with patrik laine in a romantic way

finland has produced nothing of value to society except the meme bear. fuck kakko, fuck laine, and fuck aho

I respect you for sticking with 1 team as a lifelong fan but fuck the habs lol

all of my regular streams are fucked up for some reason good thing only SHIT teams are playing until 12 and i have two hours to figure it out

based

cringe

lmao nope. Even SHL is only slightly better than liiga

as a new fan, do you think you would switch teams if the hurricanes disappointed you enough? or are you in it for the long haul no matter what now

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for me, its Joe "Gamer" Veleno

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>switching teams
NO

>finland has produced nothing of value to society except the meme bear.

aaand thats more than murica has ever done :-)

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is that why swedish teams are getting fucked in the ass in CHL? also inb4 nobody takes CHL seriously

>babcock gets roasted by the person he's roasting
confirmed cuck

reminder that the finns invented ice skates

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_skate#History

I'll be VERY disappointed if you don't bring home /hoc/. All hands on deck.

/hoc/ is finished

CHL is a pre-season tournament for Swedish teams. No one takes it seriously and Swedish teams have still won it 4 out of 5 times. Finnish teams barely EVER win against Swedish teams.

No, I believe in her.

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my loins :)

first couple of games can be considered preseason but if you really think they dont play seriously for the prize monies you are dummy

Proxy off, pekka

Believe all women

Gonna get the jannie job this time lads, I can feel it

plz respond

/hoc/ is based and runs Yea Forums

The players themselves don't care about prize money. They don't get fired up about playing some shitty team from Austria in the middle of the season.

Anyway. Liiga is on the same level as the better teams in Allsvenskan. Literally who Swedish players who've gone directly from Allsvenskan to Liiga finish top ten in points over there, like Erik Thorell and Malte Strömwall.

imagine choosing to be a sunbelt retard

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>kakko
>not being elite

name a more iconic duo

we didn't get it this time bros :(

check my numbers Yea Forums

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/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

it hadn't even happened yet, dummy

...

Im from the future

fuckin sad bros, we never get digys no mo

I always come back to /hoc/ to see who gets the get.

Watch /cric/ take credit for this

who

didnt they get the last one?
/f1/ runs Yea Forums

thats the 2nd /f1/ get and they both fucking suck

not since you started bullying /cric/ with the digits.
Try /cric/ love you from /hoc/ or something like that

go knights

no one is safe

Kind of want to make a Tinder but I also have no good pictures of myself since I hate looking at myself and avoid cameras at all costs

post up a few selfies and we'll help you make your tinder profile, lad

Unironically, how are F1 and NASCAR considered sports?

Don't women hate male selfies?

honestly not really, only the uppity cunty ones that you'd probably wouldn't want to go out with anyways. i get a decent amount of matches, more than id expect, and i have like maybe 2 selfies and the rest of all outdoorsy shit i like to do

Because indignant gearheads kept insisting that all of their hard work had to count for something, so they just kept saying "motorsports" over and over again until it caught on with enough people.

t. in the heart of NASCAR country

didn't "Stock Car Racing" originate in the south as moonshine runners racing their smuggling cars and that their cars while supped up looked "stock" so that the cops wouldn't pick up on anything?

That sounds right, but I don't actually like or follow any "motorsports" stuff even though I live here, so I don't have the history memorized.

NASCAR is a meme but F1 takes a high amount of skill and is very taxing on the body

Unlike your whore sister who lays their and takes my cock lmao

just meet a good girl at church

low effort, poor delivery

I’m sure she’s a nice young lady

F1 is the only thing the dutch are good at

Speed skating too

I'd like to F1 sexy lady in her butt

Take my hockey tree

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Tremendously based

and being tall and pretty

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what about oven making

why, Ted
why

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What the fuck I’m Dutch now?
Tremendously based and alpha move

classic ted

reading about pittsburgh desu is this unironically one of the nicest cities in america?

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I wish it were black

Yeah it’s based as fuck actually. I’ve lived all over the country and I’m not leaving

>pittsburgh
>nice
It makes sense living in Australia there isn’t much to compare too
It’s a pretty shitty gross city, the only nice parts are the rich areas and the downtown area isn’t bad

for me it's Frick Park Market

idiot

hate pittsburgh
hate ohio and hate ted

do they do a lot of fricking in frick park?

sorry I was out doing shit

I mean they had a really fucking terrible patch in the middle of the season, and up until the Nino trade I didn't expect them to even come close to a wildcard spot nevermind making it to the ECF, so yeah I'd imagine I'm stuck with them now. All the other teams I liked during my exploratory phase were in the Western conference which can be harder for me to catch due to work anyway.

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I'd assume so

>jack Johnson own goal
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Well, >we're glad to have you, fren.

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evens I get loaded

>the penguins still have jack johnson on their team
yeah they fuckin suck ass.

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Fucking BTFO

OH NO NO NO NO NO

That's an impressive wall you have there, Ameriga.

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5 year contract also. They also signed a fucking 3rd line plug for six years. East is gonna be islanders devils and canes real soon

Ted be honest: did you or do you go on Omegle to fap with your small cock? He seems like the type who would

The penguins have him as a top pairing

"Unscalable"

OH NO NO NO

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for me, Its Balls to The Wall
youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

couldnt sleep any longer
fuck being sick

>tfw smaller dick than Ted
Kill me

loser lmao

dahlin and the dabres are the sleeper wildcard team this year, I'm calling it

my dick may be small but my grill is clean and so are my living areas

get well soon pekka

Hey I can't help it man

does Mantha unbust himself this year?

penguins and devils in wildcard. leafs miss playoffs cap this

Goaltending is still an issue.

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Water we watchin

jets barely make the wildcard spot but surpise everyone with a final appearance and 4 game sweep against washington

jets 4 straight stanley cups begins this season. without maurice cause he hates laine and gets fired by january.

Nice head cannon Sam

better storyline than the 58s winning the cup

don't try to drag me down to your level. yo ucan't prove me wrong with my head cannon.

>baby shark
why detri
ot

first two replies make it to the finals, one with the higher last digit wins it

my nuckies :)

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nucks beat some finnish guy for the 2020 stanley cup confirmed

cope

oh I didnt understand what the åpoint of his post was at first

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cooking up some OC

Cooking up some meth

cooking up a mean Marner in my stomach

???

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we're next year lads.

t. knower

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Playoff experience this year, yes?

I can't imagine being retarded enough to think removing the salary cap could ever possibly have any positive effects on the NHL

Cheeky 2nd round after btfoing the underachieving flim flams

>tfw posting on /hoc/ and Yea Forums with my hockey and wrestling friends

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Three (3)

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>muh boy
>muh rangs

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ctes

Elite sandwich you have there. I didn't think faggot sunbelt countries ate burgers like that

broadcast the games gary

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Literally just cleaned my grill

with your tongue?

here you go winnibro
mycujoo.tv/video/miami-fc

1000 hours in MS paint

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fukken saved

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

cringe
based

No m8 with grill cleaner and a steel wool pad

well done, lad

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ye now i can speak finnish

cringe but based

any requests for medium effort OC? I'm trying to avoid doing homework

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No
Do your homework

Faggots not allowed to cheer for the Jets anymore since he blasphemed Fat Boys

do one of VGK helmet getting pissed on and saying "Vegas Golden Showers"

kek ok

ive never had one but im pretty sure fat boys are fucking disgusting and ive never met him but im pretty sure sam is a bizarre little faggot

>game 1
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game

>game 2
>literal retard says "vegas needs their a team to beat the avs"
>a team
>pirri, carrier, merril, zykov, schmidt, tuch
>perfect pk 12/12 through two games, at least four (4) two-man advantages
>decimate and embarrass the avs by a final score of 5-0 in their home barn

>game 3
>rough start
>great job killing penalties (including a 5-3), except for a fluke bounce
>knights 3rd or 4th string goalie holding his own against the kings muh hall of famer quick
>kangz try to kill william karlsson, but it looks like he's going to be fine
>it was 2-0
>engelland to marchessault to stone absolute beauty
>beautiful marchy OT winner

>game 4
>score is 1-0 after 4 (four) shots in the first period
>cody glass looking like a stud with a perfect pass for yet another pacioretty goal
>martin jon3s

stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

fat boy like the motorcycle?

bases

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does preseason count or not?

fat boy like the disgusting winnipeg cuisine

Count for what??
winning pre season is not a thing

enjoy the presentation and wait for Oct2

>Exhibition
that's probably the word I was looking for earlier

>Count for what??
bragging/laffing obviously.

No, that's pathetic

why are flames so old

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My pengies lost in preseason going to kick the cat when I get home due to the seethe flowing through me

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dilate then have sex

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>hasb
>4-0 in pre-season
what did they mean by this

member when thgey went 9-0

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and had an absolutely trash season after? i do

Me: based
(You) all: cringe

jesus christ imagine caring so much about what people might think about your expansion team that you seethepost about preseason games literally every night

the only time you should care about your team's preseason performance is when they get BTFO every game. any fan who has any considerable experience watching the sport should know this.

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What kind of quackery is this? [=

*chuckles in dog*

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lmao that dog high as fuck

Can't wait till relevant hockey is back

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Hey, could be worse..
>could be off season -_-

yo that dog will be drunk as hell

youtube.com/watch?v=D1-jDZzcvDE

Any hockey is good hockey. Scrimmages are tune ups to make sure lines are clicking or to find that prospect ready to jump to the next level.

based canada

>who will win rocket richard trophy this year?
for me, it's ovie

delivered

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Seattle Frog Dudes

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b+r

this
>b-b-but h-hu-hughes 3 goals in 2 games!!

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nigga what? It was today

250 for marinara

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Jake Generationzel

I don't know why I'm alive.

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the deal that saved hockey

Imagine being this wrong

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brock "burnsville blazer" boeser

Nick Suzuki

his name is nick hyundai

I have it on good authority Fat Boys are the premier fashion in which you can order a burger and Sams a big guy that draws dimes while you're a bingo hall /cric/ shitter thats more used to eating iced hotdog buns and curry

nick rice burner

Cliff Pu

I’m the authority can confirm

In North America, autumn traditionally starts on September 21 and ends on December 21.

nick the squid

Nick TMMC built Corolla

calendarpedia.com/when-is/autumnal-equinox.html

what's an iced hot dog bun

>not understanding the traditional date of september 21st as the start of fall

Both have shit tier teams. Liga has more than Shl though, and Shl has more top end offensive talent. Both lose out to the Khl and Nhl though, and Nhl is in its own category altogether.

this, sept for fall, dec for winter, march for spring, june for summer

I love the rain. Where can I move where it rains everyday.

heil /hoc/ler

some jannies are cops sometimes
youtube.com/watch?v=jbh29Pv9afk

in your shower

The equator

unfortunately i cant fall asleep in the shower

Ferngully

Fall is when ever your night time equals your daytime. And it really only applies to non-sunbelt locations. Sunbelt is defined by those who dont have traditional spring-summer-fall-winter seasons where fall signals end of harvest and winter signals hibernation.

That's wrong though.

sure you can, just take some sleeping pills

Josh Morrissey is a fucking beauty

i love the fall and winter because it gets dark at 5pm so i can start drinking at that time. dig it?

as a sunbelter I can confirm that winter is from like november through march, spring is basically just april and maybe early may, miserable-ass summer is from mid may through mid october, and fall is like two weeks at the end of that month.

I'm half convinced the reason I love fall so much is because I barely get to have it

>he doesn't day drink
Grim

coastal pnw or maritimes for comfy rain
south east for shitty hot and humid rain

Im not an alcohol

for me, it's taking a few swigs of liquor before i go to bd so i wake up with a buzz

me in the back

>a few swigs
Your body will have metabolized the alcohol by the time you wake up

It really makes you appreciate the intoxification provided by the legal products available at affordable prices. Just make sure you pace yourself.

best post ITT

fuck that cop

The truth is the season changes on the 21 every three months. You don't get to go "muh 22nd" "muh 23rd" every other year or whatever because it's always *been* the 21st and you're just being fucking stupid for the sake of arguing now. That's a wrap jack cracker jack

10 oz and 3 hours of sleep

hmm okay now this is based

reminder fuck overrated shit teams

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Man FUCK the Gregorian Calendar

so you wake up dehydrated more like. just eat some strong thc edible and drink some water. you'll wake up feeling out of it and chill.

this desu
also fuck base the 10 numbering system

>dude weed
cringe

imagine staying seated to wipe

imagine wiping at all

Shut the fuck up Sam you fucking brainlet
>An equinox is commonly regarded as the instant of time when the plane (extended indefinitely in all directions) of Earth's equator passes through the center of the Sun.[3][4] This occurs twice each year: around 20 March and 23 September. In other words, it is the moment at which the center of the visible Sun is directly above the Equator

you faggots will find absolutely anything to seethe about

sink bidet for the win

hockey?

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This is Nigel Dawes

He was born in Winnipeg to a Jamaican dad and a Canadian mom
However, he is a naturalized citizen of Kazakhstan, and has represented them in international competition since 2016
Dawes the Kazakh plays for Avtomobolist Yekaterinburg (the Yekaterinburg Automobiles/Motorists) . he is currently tied for 3rd in scoring in the KHL

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cope

Do you ball or fold?

a link to the answer was posted, yet still they go on
>never change /hoc/

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Dawes is a based ex-Ranger and has been playing for Kazakhstan long before 2016.

pull wiping master race

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today is the 1st of Vendémiaire!
the first month of the autumn cycle

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when i have beer shits or explosive diarrhea i hop in the shower

Also fuck the Dewey Decimal System

man, FUCK roman numerals

why was this first round so good?

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Phone is about to die lads don’t post til I get home from the bar I don’t want to miss any high quality preseason posts

Avtos went to the KHL Cup finals last year led by none other than Bob Hartley (he coached the Avs to some cups if you forgot). They had an excellent team. They also just got Datsyuk from SKA this season so they probably win the KHL this year. Dawes is a legend too

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1 ply = fold
2 ply = ball

pretty shit desu

used to work with a girl from kazakhstan and she was fine as hell

because year of the dog is the best year to be born

here's what you'll miss
>cope
>bsed
>cringe
>seethe
>marinara
>wiping
>solstice
>vegas

here's a guy who played in kazhaskstan, he skates breddy fasd

>busts all around
fuck the big body defenseman meme

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yek shamesh, kazhaskstan #1 !!

forgot link youtube.com/watch?v=gjpTHiIcEL0

my flames are killing me and the season hasn't even started yet

hey guys maybe we should wait for bar user to come back before making any quality posts

thanks for taking hamonic :)

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you are only allowed to post in this thread if your team has not yet lost a game in the regular season

bonjour

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>rags

Is it even worth trying if we're all losers inside

what's troubling you saku

bought some chicken, veggies, fruit, and a few snack items at the store to eat this week lads

you get any tampons?

did you get baby carrots

Been having the shits again so I ate some salad and greens

no they were out of my brand

get drunk as hell

I think he's a good 2nd line blueliner despite the overpay in draft picks it took to aquire him. He led the team in blocked shots last year

how is Dobson doing?

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Has constipation user won his battle with tavares yet?

i don't think i've ever been constipated in my life before

really good. Trotz really likes him and says he plays like a professional at 19. I think he can crack the lineup and they can afford to lose someone like leddy. They also drafted bolduc with that 2nd round pick and he is gonna develop with the armada in the Q.

Enjoy hamonic cos hes a fun lad and hes a good leader. You'll need defense soon cos valimaki is out for a long time possibly and giordano isnt gonna be amazing for much longer

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I honestly forgot this year

How would that help

it's fun

I thought they were supposed to do the Kraft Hockeyville shit in Michigan this year, no?

haven't had my daily toronto maple leafs today lads.

It was just a one off pre season game lol

get drunk

>and we were trying different things
>we were smoking funny things
is kid rock a poetic genius?

I hope Gio can stay healthy because he's only a few seasons away from becoming the longest running Flames captain in franchise history

Ordering Dominos and I will be paying with DEBIT/CREDIT AT THE DOOR

Maybe if you live in some flyover state or jew peeland

THE K

THE I

THE D

R O C

K MOTHER FUCKER AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW ME

BAW WIT DA BAW A BANG A BANG DIGGY DIGGY

who's making your za' lad?

This confuses the American

my name is
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Dont get me started

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

ROCK

WHAT COUPON YOU USED LAD

what's a funny creative way to call the calgary flames shit?

don't get smug that the banks are further along with making us into a cashless society of slaves than our american neighbors

I just took a huge Calgary Flames

>eating frisbee pizza

Kid rock is the white trash jesus in michigan
t. grew up in michigan listening to kid rock as white trash

for me it's Eetu Tuulola

for me it's carrying the puck with speed through the neutral zone

I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY

I just took a huge new zedland
95672038
21 21 21
Yung Sammy why you trappin so hard
Why you got a 12 car garage

you guys think this guy likes KID R-O-C-K?
youtube.com/watch?v=-YfauDLwn0Q

DUMP IT

THEY CALL ME

BLACK JESUS

WHITE DEVIL

wait nevermind that's Everlast

>sweatingman.jpg

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unlimited 2-topping medium pizzas for $7.99 (min. 2 pizzas)

Anthony tonight

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>Tony the pizza guy
Who knew dominos was so authentic

Sucks more tubular meat than our cricket friend

Well, I'm packin up my game and I'ma head out west
Where real women come equipped wit' scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills, chill like flynt
Buy an old drop-top, find a spot to pimp
Then I'ma Kid Rock-it up and down ya' block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lotsa crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' "chillin' the most"
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun
Drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix
And get tossed outta bars
Sift to Tijuana
I want to roam
Find Motown telephones and come back home
Start an escort service for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock, and I'm the Real Mccoy
And I'm headed out west, sucker 'cause I want to be a
Cowboy, baby
(With the top let down and the sunshine shinin')
Cowboy, baby
(West Coast Chillin' while the boone's whinin') I want to be a cowboy, baby
(Ride at night 'cause I sleep all day) cowboy, baby
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)

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post pics of anthony's work when you get them, with /hoc/ written inside the box (great coupon btw)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KID ROCK AND YOU CAN CALL ME TEX

lucky, any time i order dominos, it's always mohammad or some name like oguchi making mine

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just gonna go ahead and post a smug >flims before the jets patented third period collapse

i usually get my lad gagan to make mine

>not having an in-home pizza chef
Poorfags lol

Nobody asked

GET IN THE PIT AND TRY AND LOVE SOMEONE

masterpiece

is pizza all he can cook? seems inefficient

>he doesn't have a different chef for every meal

Why they want to pick on me?
Lock me up and throw away my key
I ain't no cheat, I'm just a regular failure
I'm not straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer

Reminder that /hoc/ is a frens general

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we're all frens mon ami

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prediction: Reider ties it up in the 3rd but then Talbot lets in another shitty one in OT to cost the flimsies the game

OT shouldn't be a thing in the preseason
Prove me wrong

tell us why it shouldn't be first, you are arguing in bad faith otherwise

The games don't matter and the lack of standing points just makes games stretch on longer than they should.

If I was in charge of naming seasons instead of fall, winter, spring, summer it would go-
Leather jacket
Leather jacket with tuque
Leather jacket 2
No Leather jacket

no, we need losers to ridicule

where the fuck do you live

No, but pizza is important so I want him to focus on that. I have others.

THROW SUNBELT DOWN THE WELL

SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE

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youtu.be/tYUgnBkFm-I

are you happy with your dog /hoc/?

gg mild no re

ngl hockey sunbelt has some based fans

i get your point, but what about shootouts? I think they give young and upcoming players a chance to show the coaching staff that they can deliver in higher-pressure environments at the end of games

Can we at least laugh at the Mild then?

/hoc/ is a cat general

Sounds like somewhere for people that are cool so you probably wouldn't know it

>Sounds like somewhere for people that are cool so you probably wouldn't know it
are you having a stroke lad?

buddy if yer cold with a leather jacket and tuque on then ya might need to fuckin grow a set an stop bein such a whiny little girl

i think he just dunked on your ass, lad

Um. Leather jakets is cool and you don't know where they are so you're not cool. How is this stroke?

tail/earcropping and dwarfbreeds are fucked up

think i'm the one having a stroke afterall

I'd be fine with a shootout.

dont crop a great danes ears!

my flamies :)))

i agree that pre-season should jump straight to shootouts in case of equality

95673627
Fat bitch in love with dogs because her "husband" has e.d. from losing his mind after he abandoned his grocery bagging job and instead turned into a door to door t-shirt huckster reddit so doesn't surprise me faggot you is a fan of him and her and without a doubt the shitiest fuckinn animal ever dogs are fucking sin. Sucking the balls slobbering loud as fuck bark bark bark mess eat your own shit cause you don't like your food fucking gross animals. Chain them up. Razors in the fucking hotdogs eat fucking

ooof madrona

y'all havin a good time out there?

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im gonna go and shit in my toilet hole fcuk yehaa

Left is cheese, right is mushroom and onion

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grim

Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Took my life from negative to positive
I just want y'all know that
And tonight, let's enjoy life

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obviously

based, bon appetit

effective

for me its missawoolwhy

dale

>cheese
>mushroom and onion
>worth ordering and spending money on when you could get literally anything else
Why the fuck do you have such terrible taste?

>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
pathetic

buddy if youre gonna be blowin smoke like that then go hack a dart

left one looks disgusting

i just got half cheese, half black olive+anchovy
but its also st louis style, so if i show it, everyones gonna freak out and bully me

yo, hooks a bite?

settle down, fella

I cant stand mushrooms

alright everyone gets 1 (ONE) slice of anons pizza, thats it.

my flimsies :(((

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my jetties with the elusive reverse collapse

fully torqued right now

im big boy and need atleast two slices

didn't get time to go to the DUDE store today and haven't bought illegal weed in 2-3 years

was thinking about this really funny joke thats kind of like something that you'd see on like Jimmy Fallon or Seth Myers:

I want whatever weed Justin Trudeau smokes; You know, the weed that gets you so stoned you forget all the times you did blackface.

geegee

The fuck kinda basic bitch toppings is that

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>not even sausage mushy
breh

Drown the pain.

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*audience laughs and applauds*

justins weed is nasty. snoop would be disgusted by it.

this pic made me laugh so hard I think I woke my neighbours

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Had wings from the new place opened on friday lads solid 8/10 would order again

glad you enjoyed it

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Blackface really isnt that big of a deal. But it's fun watching the pc progressive liberal pandering dick bags like Trudeau get fried by their own degenerate game.

MASA IS COMIN OH LAWD

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how's anthony's pizzas lad?

Nice “sport,” you retarded third worlders.

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Blackface is much funnier than twitter bants 2bh

yup

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don't think i'll ever understand cricket

justin is best trudeau

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Wonder if he put his special sauce on

most foreigners dont even view it as racist, its just retards trying to get offended by things.

Can I use blackface this Halloween if I'm dressing up as the Canadian prime minister

That's not Maggie and her thick bush

we should name different spots on the ice like this to scare away casuals

literally what

for me its the silly mid on

it takes a very high IQ to understand cricket I wouldn't expect hoc to understand

>flakes

try it and post results

GG NZ and Sam

>Jake Gardiner on life in Carolina: "I can be pretty anonymous here. Especially now. My first fan experience was at the golf tournament, this guy came up and said, 'Can you take a photo of me with the mascot?' So I took the picture of him and the mascot. And I was on the team."

that guy knew exactly who he was, get rekt jake

You know what Ron, I've just about had it with PK Subban and other players like him....I'm just gonna flat-out say it.....

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sounds like something randy would do

probably a toronto fan on vacation

NO DON DONT SAY IT

kek

Where's the meat? Are you gay?

Meh. Mushroom and onion tastes undercooked.

I'm gonna spring for Panago next time.

DON! NO!

lol

lmaaao

It's a good thing foreigners dont vote than and that most liberal idiots dont actually converse well with them either. Most idiots will just see "thats bad, he shouldnt be doing that bad thing". It creates this negative energy that can push people towards other options. You are already seeing he media favor the NDP as they check more of the pc liberal progressivists points that make them feel like they are "in the right". It will help Conservatives more than anyone and give them a shot at a minority.

What’s the straight fine leg of hockey?

Hit/deflect a ball and run back and forth. Catch/get the ball and pass/throw it towards the peg. My brain is buzzing here.

Like seriously what the fuck

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You should've waited until tomorrow to order. 50% off regular price pizzas when ordered online, monday through wednesday.

he thought he was the gardener

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just got a call from Latvia lads what do you think he wanted

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to eat ur ass

...

DO IT FAGGOT

for me it's silly mid on

This. Pizza is for wage cucks to get past the most depressing part of the week.

>on time
Sha...