Lions Vs Eagles Game Thread #2

LIONS

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>lurking in a thread where anons are posting porn where it's 2 girls/1 guy blow jobs

does this even happen outside of porn?

imagine being wentz and knowing no matter what kind of career stats you put up, you will always be measured against foles unless you become a SB MVP yourself

who else /bangedtheirwifeduringhalftime/ here?

Just beat my dick after eating hot wings and now it hurts to pee

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Let be blunt. Had Wince went to Jacksonville, he would of been dead by the first pre season game with that kind of O-line. Your garbage Eagles franchise deserves all the pain you guys have now for not ridding Wentz when you had the chance.

No you didnt

This is the one that will fucking doom him lmao

force a fuckin turnover

>NOOOOOOO CARSON’S FEELINGS NOOOOOOOOO

Kek

imagine being Wentz
you're the savior of Philly
then you get injured
big nick foles steps in, wins your SB
and now anytime you do bad you have to live up to the expectations of a backup QB who isnt even on your team

good pass stafford keep it up :)

That play should've been a sack or and int

TACKLE YOU FUCK
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BALL YOU FUCK

It does if you're 10/10 or rich
Otherwise no

This. Saint Nick did nothing wrong as he did what Wince will never do. Win a Owl, and actually win and get into playoff games roflmao.

lmao Patricia is a fucking idiot. you are fucked lions bros

WE CANT TACKLE

FIX THE O LINE DETROIT FUCK

Now you can challenge that? Lmao nfl is shit. They're just changing shit as they go now

>Gets benched in Jacksonville

this keeps him up at night. Big Dick Nick will always be philly's MVP

But they are winning tho? And Patricia is embarrassing this supposedly *great* coach in Pederson?

ok you're right

So just like every other QB who hasn't won an owl?

if this is DPI, fuck this league

But I really wish we all did :(

I'm from the future

lions will blow it

Those dogs are ugly

Why would you challenge that?

gonna wear my charles rogers black alternate jersey, lads

He wouldn't've been injured if he wasn't traded.
It was a disgrace to get rid of him. God was angered and now there's a curse which impacted Foles too.
He still needs to prove himself after getting hurt.

>we will never live in the timeline where we traded Wentz for a first and surrounded Foles with even more talent to lead us to multiple Owls
how do I cope with this Eaglebros

How the fuck did the skins loose to this team? My Fucking Christ

Bakers gf looks like Emily Osment combined with Hayden panettiere.

He didn't turn around to challenge the ball, it's clearly dpi

>He wouldn't've been injured if he wasn't traded.
He was never traded

eagles shine in the 2nd half just wait lionfag

Ah, yes, never use a timeout but you'll challenge a play at the start of the second half which would never get overturned.

Is Patricia on another level?

>Gets benched because he got hurt on a TD made pass due to shittier O-line
Wince cuck spotted.

The typical attitude of Eagles fans is "Wentz is just way better bro we would never trade him away lmao". They just eat up the front office marketing spin without a second guess. This city will NEVER win a Superbowl with Wentz.

True, meant released or whatever the fuck.
Still, point remains the same.

if this gets overturned i fucking swear to god

Now that the dust has settled, how do we save the Eagles Yea Forums?

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Holy fuck I hate this new challenge rule so god damn much

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i miss saint nick so much bros its not fair

Dumbass spic acting like he knows what he's talking about

Not happening retard lol

no

He's getting benched because his 6th round backup is better than him.

He wasn't released either. His contract expired and the Jags were willing to overpay. Blame him for choosing money over winning

>This city will NEVER win a Superbowl with Wentz.
I truly hope this isn't true.

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i miss gym shorts, lads

>there are still people who defend getting rid of Foles and sticking with Wentz
Holy fucking shit lmfao

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Like I said last week, this Lions team doesn't deserve to win this game. Everyone is just so inept from ownership down to the goddamn trainers.

Nothing will ever change though, I guess I've just accepted that fact.

we get saint nick back trade wentz then we get another super bowl

just wait until 4th quarter

Bring back Nick

stafford did the right thing there on third and long- find sendejo, throw right at him, there's a good chance he'll fuck it up
fuck him and fuck the vikings

>and an old buick is back to return the punt

>blatant pass interference not called
>THE REFS ARE GIVING THE LIONS THE GAME REEEEIEEE

>Stafford throws
>It's a fucking missile that bounces off hands

shocking

The Redskins are way shittier than people realize

>Imagine having to be benched because the league forces you because of a broken collar bone and fracture shoulder.
>Says the 6th rounder is better because he's healthy.
In other words, you are a shitty b8er who is also a Wince faggot.

Four fucking players around one guy and they couldn't cover him to save their life.

howie staked his entire career on the trades that led to drafting wentz. it's more about howie's ego than doing what was right (keeping foles, trading wentz)

>Wentz making plays while autists are shitposting
lel

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Come on Mack

how can you possibly say this
bad qbs like trent dilfer and brad johnson have rings
mediocre qbs like eli and flacco have rings
even if wentz was as bad as you say he is, they can still win with him

Eagles deserved to lose that game, the redskins just suck.

Minishew has been great. What are you talking about?

Just wait until the 5th

Wait until your wife decides she wants to get pregnant. She'll be horny 24/7

It's because they are good front office goy's who listens what Head Jew tells them to do.

Hahahaha holy fuck you were actually serious before, I actually feel a little bad now.

i cant deny wentz is a good QB but he will literally mean nothing to philly unless he gets us a ring like nick did. Its just the truth

just keep pounding howard up the middle

JUST GIVE IT TO HOWARD

Based Wentzposting

Screencap this. Iggles are thoroughly outplaying the Lions. They will comeback and win.

fuck chip kelly this team sucks

Indeed

Nice falseflag

>being saved by refball
not good

FUCK YOU SLAY JR THATS WHAT YOU GET but that was a shit throw from wentz anyway

please tell me you're not that insane fucking weirdo from the general who thinks lurie is losing on purpose because he's jewish
if so, get a trip so i can block you

FUCK SLAY NO

FINALLY GOD SMITES US

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

>chip kelly
are u okay nigga?

WOOOOOOOOW WHY OPI HURRRRR PUSH OFF IS OKAY CAUSE IT'S MY EAGLES

CROYKEH

oh wait it was offensive ffs

Hot

Nice punt

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Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to catch a ball
Imagine not being able to catch a ball

>fuck chip kelly this team sucks
what?

Eagles suck

>Doug Pederson niggas be like: hmmm Jordan Howard is the best player on my team? YEA BENCH HIM

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nice punt

Just a feeling deep down senpai

These are the gayest and most corrupt refs ever holy fucking shit

Are you roach? You seem to be talking to yourself. This team literally driving you to insanity in the world of delusions.

2016 was a fluke

God I hate niggers

This is unironically true. Lions have gotten smacked around on both offense and defense except for some mistakes the Eagles made that the Lions couldn’t capitalize on because they take their foot off the gas.

Goddammit I love Emma

>this is supposed to be a championship contending team
imagine the patriots, chiefs, saints or rams dropping a game like this? would never happen.

check the times faggot, it's a different person

ah, yes, those refs are just rigging things NOT for the large market team but instead for the laughing stock of the NFL.

bravo!

Still doesn't help they are doing as told and keep defending Wince and disregarding Foles work.

What happened in 2016?

CHIP KELLY

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the cowboys would bootyblast both these shit teams

Idea time bois: let's just fucking kill the entire secondary. Hang them from the streets. Do not cut them. Do not trade them. Kill them and send proof to their mothers. Because let's be honest. These flogs have no clue who their dad is.

The Eagles were good

Naw because if you want to be proven as not a same fag, you gotta show pics of innocence here.

I have never met a happy Philadelphian. It’s like every single denizen of that city secretly lusts for a life of perpetual misery.

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>saints
lads... should we tell him?

Over the line

foles is already injured
i love him, but he's older, inconsistent, and just as injury prone
he had his moment but it was the right move to let him go, no matter what final conclusions you make at halftime of week 3

THIS FUCKING SECONDARY

>wentz exposed AGAIN

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They will bootyblast the iggles twice this year.

The Patriots literally dropped this exact same game last year lol.

Hahahahahaha yeh okey

are u happy nigger

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not really

you aren't very smart are you?

Quads

Lions run blocking is horrendous

Post dick to prove it fag

>t. multiple Yea Forums pass user

thanks stafford we eagles fans appreciate your efforts

here it come

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Deuce Staley chooses which running backs are in on each play I'm so sick of him

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>he’s already hurt
i don’t understand, are you saying he’d still be hurt the exact same way right now if he were still on the eagles?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH REFS HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm just happy the Iggles got exposed as frauds *again* and the Cowboys will easily clinch the Division with not even having to have to start most of their starters until November now lol.

Post your dick you liar

>FILTHYDELLIA
AHAHAHAHAH

It’s all a matter of who collapses first

>Stafford 11/20 for 96 yards
>Against the Eagles

Why does he hate winning?

What the fuck is the story with this? They’re wasting the shit out of him for no reason

discord tranny söyboysfags on full force

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Right??If he wasbehind the iggs o-line, foles would be paralyzed by now.

This thread is moving so slow, everyone will know I'm gay.

>wahhhhhhh why isn't stafford completing deep and perfect throws while defenses charge straight at him wahhhhhhh
at least i can rest easy knowing there's like 2 seething guys ITT who earnestly believe the Lions are the refs secret favorite choice

stop being fucking retarded, i'm saying 90% of people's argument against wentz is his injury history, and foles gets hurt a lot too
if this happened in reversed you'd be trumpeting how injury prone wentz is

I can't wait for next year when the Lions can trade him and he won't count against the cap

>Start 8/10 for 80 yards
>Proceed to go 3/10 for 16 yards

Sounds about right

It’s great you’re coming out as straight, user, very brave

t. chris christie

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nfl can't even afford a basic shared tent

what? who the fuck do you replace him as QB? you start a hard rebuild?

thank christ you're not a GM

I never thought I'd see the day when someone would claim the Lions are being bailed out by refs. This is fucking hilarious considering how often the refs have fucked the Lions

He's only hurt because the Jags are the Jags. Also he's only 3 years older than Wentz, and so far has been a better clutch and team player than Wentz has had for his entire tenure. Who was the one who won the owl? Foles. Who was the one who got the Iggles back into the playoffs after Wentz left them for dead? Foles. Who had the team by his side and worked even better than when Wentz was in charge? Foles. Face it, Foles was the team's QB, and it's already showing now what the Iggles are him... like how they were in 2016 that's what.

Post the cock you kebab

>all these drops
Holy fuck its 2016 all over again

get off wentz’s dick

The team is going nowhere with him at qb, retards can complain all they want but its the truth.

Yeah but Foles has a big penis and a ring. Wentz has a lil peepee

STOP DROPPING OH MY GOD

Stafford playing like trash and Trey Flowers is the most expensive non factor in the league.

>team consistently dogshit
>dont have annoying fans who shit up gamethreads
one of the "perks" of being a loins fan i suppose
the only retard here is you if you genuinely think Stafford is the sole person to blame here. No, certainly can't be the DOGSHIT o-line he's had his entire career

jesus christ why cant we move the fucking ball

>Falling for the ex-Patriot meme

And no ring

spielman made a good point - why are you lining up howard outside and throwing to him when you have sproles to do that.

>how to redeem yourself 101

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He has a cuck ring tho.

AGHOLOR REDEMPTION ARC

Why is that UCLA’s fault?

Good redemption Agholor

this entire lions defense is either gassed or just horrific, possibly a strong combination of both

lions offense can't do anything to help out the run game and protect stafford.

No he has a cock ring

The fuck is Flowers doing? He got paid so he's going full Haynesworth?

AGHOLOR IS SAVED

I'm just here to laugh at the iggles

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Glad to see the Lions’ tackling is still flaccid

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA WHAT DID I SAY LIONFAGS WE ARE A 2ND HALF TEAM GET READY TO LOOOOOSEE

E A G L E S

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He just out niggered two niggers. A white man would've ran right through them.

Who /cowboys/ here?

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yikes

>Aghalor beyblade mode
>ACTIVATE

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ITS HAPPENING

Chip Kelly set the Eagles back by at least two years with his stupid attempt to try and make a NFL team into a college team.

Lions winning this

Agholor should still be released

Stafford 3 and out time

if you're an eagles fan, and if wentz throws a touchdown, you'll be disappointed. why?
why do you hate wentz so much? were you this much of a foles dickrider in 2014?
jesus, everyone agreed it was the right move in the offeason, then wentz has ONE off game where he STILL almost wins at the end with some amazing plays, and you're still determined to be mad
please kill yourself
examine your life and why you're so determined to be butthurt that wentz is better than foles.

oh nonononono its happening again bros

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>Having to put your faith into the Loins

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This guy is willing an Eagles loss into existence

PEEEEECOOOOOOOO POWERPLAAAAAYYYYYY

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In other words, "who's from philly but likes Dallas here"
Ftfy

>Lions go 3 and out again
>Eagles get some big chunk plays into another easy TD
>game over

Fuck the iggles
Fuck the loins
WE DEM BOIS

me! my name's jerry and im a cowboys fan!

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Little
Penis
No
Rings

>slay out
>daniels out
>james out
>everything going horribly
>it's only going to get fucking worse
alright loinsbro, everyone fill up their kool-aid cup?

Lionsfags. Remember. This is Philly. We’re never confident.

I’m ready to drink deep and descend, brother

i dont need it right now, smoking DUDE and laughing at this team like usual

BASED

>iggles secondary not that strong
>loins o-line can't help the runners
>decide to keep running
desu if it's me i'm fucking slinging the rock every play

Literal reddit shit

The Eggos are going to lose this game

WHATS THAT? THE D GIVING UP HUGE YARDS? WHOA

>white man jumping over a black
Clown world

stafford just throw already we know you dont want this win

ok that jump was kinda funny

this is classic Detroit Playcalling. 3rd and long? fuck it, running sounds good.

jumps a defender

announcer: spins out of a tackle

jesus this announcing is atrocious

literally kill yourself
imagine hoping, begging, praying your team and young qb fails

force a fuckin turnover

gives me PTSD of JBC
>3rd down
>better call a screen pass
fucking christ LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PASS

>2nd and 15
>they get the first
Watch

Yawn. Called it.

our LBs suck so bad

nicely done

Iggles killing loins out there

imagine getting hurdled by a fullback

stop willing shit into existence

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Who the fuck is saying that you retard? I think the Eagles would’ve been better off with Foles, yes. But nobody wants to see Wentz fail. Nobody wants to see the Eagles lose. Where are you getting this idea of a strawman from? Everything you’re posting about, you’re pulling out of your ass.

nice strip Rasul

Is anyone else getting these interracial fag gieco commercials? Shit pisses me off

cant wait for the iggles to run over these lions in the 4th

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>Little girl QB

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>Iggles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Season is over

Literally every single commercial is gay guys or interracial something or other. Man I wish I was profiting off the relentless judiasm

starts the 4th by the Lions getting the TD

Ad agencies are filled with women and gays that live in brooklyn. Why are you surprised?

Why does it matter to you

dont do this user stop dont will things into existence

Based iggles racking up yards in garbage time

you have a gay mind. I took it as them being roomates or friends or something

RALLY TO YOUR KING LOINS BANNERMEN

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>Burr
Still mad?

b-b-b-b-b-but stafford SUCKS!!!!

THAT A LIONS TOUCHDOWN

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That seems to be going well.

you come into every thread waiting like a faggot for the first sign of struggle so you can say wentz is bad and foles is god
>strawman
>pulling out of my ass
i'm sorry, didn't you make extensive posts about how howie and jeff lurie are losing on purpose because they're nefarious jews?

Few things in life are easy to completely counter as an Eagles blitz. Literally just lob it deep and watch the corners get burnt.

>Triggered by fucking commercials

Imagine losing to the Lions

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kekekekekekekekek

why did you even say anything why couldnt you have just stayed quiet

Trade for Ramsey

Mitch Trubisky

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You knew it was going to happen. Stop kidding yourself.

THE PARTY IS ON, MY FRIENDS

nice blitz schwartz

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>waiting like a faggot for the first sign of struggle
Don't have to wait very long when we're watching the iggles with intz.

based nostradamus user

imagine the year of '92

Okie dokie there

based

Ramsey staying in Jackonville retard. Enjoy those corners you decided to keep and not actually a single secondary in the draft this year for literal offensive busts.

that's funny

I keep seeing this interracial faggot State farm commercial

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Lions ascend rally

so sick of this military propaganda during muh nfl

>wentz

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I watch redzone

>interception by Miami

arise lions arise

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>FILTHYDELHPIA
>FILTHYDELHPIA
>FILTHYDELHPIA
>FILTHYDELHPIA
>FILTHYDELHPIA
KWAB

>Iggles

>muh

You own nothing, faggot.

>Sucking Wentz little ringless dick this hard

I think you got the wrong guy, user

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>offside on a kickoff
>there wasn't an offside
B-B-B-B-B-BUT THE REFS LOVE THE LIONS!!!!!!

Can you still stand out of bounds to field a kickoff and get the out-of-bounds kick penalty?

As of 5 min ago I'm a uncle brehs

They don't show the celebrations on redzone?

Fucking cut Sanders

wtf the refs are totally screwing the lions

>Iglels

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LIONS RISE UP

Naw he's not gay he really Really likes women

What have we learned today (by that I mean never learn) is never trust overhyped Philadelphia sports teams.

kwab

kick the baby

scoreboard faggot

>comparing offiside calls to blown touchdown or fumble calls

fucking wew lad detroit really is a low IQ shithole huh? explains why its so poor, probably dont even know how to begin solving your economic problems fucking KEK

Why are the refs so bad this game?

Interception.
Miami.

Cuckson INTz

I can't reach California from here, but it's a based boy, so I gotta be a cool uncle, not a creepy abusive gay one

Yea this semen slurping team isn't for me, I'm gonna go crank it to anime girls

i lied im sorry we are about to lose this game

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Your nephew will be doomed to the life of mediocrity and complacency that the rest of your family has toiled in for generations now.

are you having a stroke
it isn't just this game, this same crew throws an average of 18 flags per game. look at their first week flag count

Your wife gave birth again? That's sweet

S N A C K S

Cope

if philadelphia really is the city of brotherly love why am i always being threatened and called a faggot in eagles game threads?

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that based boomer

>Superbowl contending team
>Superbowl contending team
Remember all the retards said this team was good?
>Superbowl contending team
>Superbowl contending team
Remember all the retards said they would cruise their way deep into the playoffs?
>Superbowl contending team
>Superbowl contending team.

>punter making the tackle and trying to start a fight with the receiver
not a bold move there buddy

is it our time, lions?

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it's just bantz. Philadelphia is the Australia of the US.

>we’re a second half team!
>we boo our team to make them play better!

Fucking cry more lmfao

>4th down

>that iggles fan yelling "FUCK you" to the refs during the commercial cutaway

Kek

I think it applied in the 1800s but now it's used almost exclusively ironically
>City of Brotherly Love: Eagles Fan Arrested for X
etc.

>iggles fans booing their own team
the city of brotherly love

Have you tried not being such a faggot?

It’s our time

THERE IS NO FLAG ON THE PLAY

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It's a joke name the city gave itself

>Arthega-Whiteside
Is he actually a Spaniard, or is the announcer just a faggot?

>Superbowl contending team
>is actually worse than the 2016 team and will fall out 5-11 by the end of the season
To think had the shegales waited one year later, they could of had Patrick Mahomes.

Detroit is not that bad compared to sharing an island with rats or living in areas infested by fire ants that go for your soft parts.

no
>team re-injured
>offense can't do fucking anything against a destroyed iggles defense
>defense yada yada eagles bad offense yada yada
last week was horrible, this week is not any better

i was born in philly this is just how it goes its the most fun part

Shit people or maybe I dont know you're just a colossal faggot?

Spaniard

Nothing’s going on here

>Not calling your brother a faggot

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masonic slogan

THERE IS NO WIN FOR THIS GAME

>His head was backwards when I got here

Nice push off and nice no call Haha

you're delusional there's no foul here

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>>reddit

christ are >we really up against KC next week? that's not going to be pretty, please don't be a primetime game

>Taking the field... Carson Intz... he’ll be looking to lead the Eagles to another fat loss on this drive

Were you an only child?
We call them cunts because it's banter - Grow some nuts faggot

go to reddit if my team is losing why the fuck would i cheer for them? explain retards it makes no sense to cheer for a team that is losing

>Announcer admits its a retarded play by the lions
>Good stop by the Eagles

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have sex

Eagles will win the superbowl this year screen cap this

Why are the Eagles so shit at drafting skill position players?

who was that handsome QB on the screen they just showed? asking for a friend who likes women

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haha eagle fags i put money on them. guaranteed lost!

Was a flag going to save wIntz from himself or something?

There are 10 minutes left. Eagles can still win

>trying to make sense out of literal redditors posts
just ignore it

especially when an overhyped team is underachieving Phillies style and fail to get into the playoffs this year.

Nice underthrow Wince, that was a TD
Foles would have made that throw

lions can NOT afford a 3 and out next drive, this defense is not only horrible but they're also horribly gassed from working all game

I'd be amazed if he could do that a shattered collarbone

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU LITERALLY CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>Lions play Chiefs, Packers, and Vikings next

So today is just the difference between losing 3 and 4 in a row

because they need to pseudo tank in order to bring ticket prices even higher than now. I mean why else would they not draft a single defensive/secondary player at all in the draft, but a bust rb/wr and QB you just cut before the season started?

>Loins

this team fucking sucks

All of Flower's value as a pass rusher comes from when he shifts inside as more of a DT. The Lions don't move him there since they already have a ton of DTs who can play, so he's basically just an average guy.

Nice hands, feet

So this... is the power... of the potential Super Bowl team...

IT WAS AN EASY TOUCHDOWN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS THATTTTTTTTT

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This

kill me
t.iggles fan

I've seen better hands on a clock

TD caught by the pylon!

>Godtard

I love the refs now

FUCKING SUH YOU DIRTY NIGGER

Eagle fan chimpout

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>roofing

>Goedert

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have a decent shot against the vikings, packers who fucking knows. bye week will be big if people can get healthy again and learn how to play football

>late flag
WAIT BUT I THOUGHT THE REFS WERE ON THE LIONS SIDE!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING! THEY GOT A PHANTOM OFFSIDE CALLED TOO ON THE PUNT BEFORE! WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!

the refs are our friends

Based

WHO LET HIM BACK ON THE FIELD

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SAVE ME REFS

Refball

>egglettes receivers

shitty call but whatever

garbage franchise in a garbage city with garbage fans

Witten announced his retirement so the Eagles would be baited to draft this brick. Absolute SIKE by Jerruh

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Depends if Kirk cousins shows up or not, I guess.

Foles would have seen Godtard across the middle

wow who would have thought the refs that average 18 flags are throwing them like candy today

every year i say i'm sick of this shit but i keep watching

Glad to see the Refs doing all the makeup calls now

Automatic first downs should be illegal.

>Eggels lost to that Failcons team getting slaughtered by a black QB

I'm.an eagles fan. But this is football. These penalties are bs

>Flagging hard hits in football
They have to stop with this gay shit.

I'm an Eagles fan but what the fuck are these softboi penalties.

Terrible call

>redskins dont play until tomorrow
>decide to check in on the iggles
>lions actually winning

heh

THAT WAS A CLEAN HIT, FUCK YOU

no reason for that kind of shit

classless motherfucker

Foles would have seen and done a lot...

bullshit penalty senpai

>"Defenseless player"

so...let him run it in if he makes the catch?

>NOOOOOO STOP TACKLING PEOPLE YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT REEEE

Don't steal godtard from me I said it first you thief

>hit someone .1 seconds too late
>lol, here's FOUR (4) more plays!

how did you get that picture?

B&R

what are you supposed to do there, let him catch and then start running back up the field before hitting him? genuinely curious, seems fucking bizarre. not defense fault the QB puts him in that situation

shut up you stupid Guido nigger

the refs play better offense than the eagles do

*drops*

>iggles fan talking about class
Lel

Women are ruining football

REDEMPTION ARC

>LIONS ARE THE REFS FAVORITES REEE

Shut the fuck up they're practically giving this TD to the eagles now.

Sorry I'll ask for permission next time

Because the Eagles are entitled to it

seething

Lions fucking themselves out of a stop on multiple occasions, classic

Yeah. The call was outright wrong. His feet were down when he got hit.

>Philly fans crying about Lions getting refball
>literally got a free pick and TD
Go throw some batteries you fuckin' degenerates.

i agree, weird call since it looked like a bang bang play.
t.iggles fan

sorry lions bros

Why? My team is winning

Soon football will be two hand touch

that wasn't offesnive PI you whiny faggots read the fucking rule book please casual fans

>Lions fucking themselves out of a stop on multiple occasions, classic
No. That's the refs. They literally already stopped them twice, but the eagles were granted 8 more downs.

Football is ruining football

We wouldn't be talking about these shitty calls if Goedert caught it.

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only half right, bizarre calls all around

can't wait for the NFL to come out and say they got the wrong call, they'll try to be better, etc.
you dont get it bro, the lions are the refs' favorite team and they're rigging it intentionally for them

Lions taking this

yea, they got it right this time.

detroit gonna put this game away on this drive, just you wait
youtube.com/watch?v=iZq3i94mSsQ

Why is this the go to insult towards Philly? That happened one time, and I'm sure Philly fans throw more than just batteries on a daily basis. I'm an Eagles fan and I'm against those calls. Stop being a hypersensitive queer.

there were no shitty calls, casual fans need to leave

we wouldn't be talking about the missed catch if the refs didn't call a bogus offsides on the punt, which would have made the iggles start at the 10

What’s the point of watching this shitter league? Games aren’t even decided by the actual play and one team has been dominating for like 20 years. You can’t even tackle anymore, you can only wrap up. Shit is boring.

>Lions
>Dolphins
>Rams
>Buccs
what a career

This defensive scheme hasn't worked since the superbowl season FFS

Fire Gym Shorts

I fucked a chick from philly in college. She almost broke my dick off

Yeah, but there are shitty rules.

just put me out of my misery Philadelphia

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Can we agree that they are shit? they fucked Eagles first half and now they are fuckin Loins.
idk man, the defenseless receiver was weak.

>why does my scumbag city get the scumbag label?

Because actions are remembered

WHY CANT DETROIT RUN BLOCK

Those are the best ones.

Cool made up story virgin

Who here /wantsatie/?

Bad O-Line.

I wish I wasn't alive

yes of course they are shit, everyone would agree with that. weird calls in first half and now in the second, these guys are ass. but i dont get why people think these refs have it in for the lions lel

That's not what I asked, Reddit spacing liberal. I'm in favor of violence at games. Nice try though.

I'm still upset lions can't go 0-0-16

Danny BASEDola

No, you need to put us out of ours. Take this game and let us move on for the rest of the season look forward to Flyers and Phils .

fuckin hell, what a catch

What do y'all want more?
Loins TD or Wentz INT?

We already did that, wouldn't a record for most ties in a season be new and exciting?

ARE THE HANDEGG CATS GOING TO WIN?

Holy shit Schwartz ALWAYS let's up 3rd and longs

...

>run the ball twice in a row
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS

IT CANT BE TO RUN DOWN THE CLOCK, IT MAKES NO SENSE
>underthrows
ah yes, this is the beginning of the end

This is the most normie board on this site. I'm sorry no one has ever loved you, but there are plenty of well adjusted people here.

fuck off söycuck

>violent retard cant cope

Shit city, shit fans, shit eaters.

there is no fucking way the lions are able to stop this drive, they're way too gassed

>Stafford

Matt, you moron

thanks stafford

Wentz throws a pick 6. Check my digits, faggots

Loins finna blow it now

You still didn't answer my question, Reddit spacing liberal. Don't act tough.

>eagles will get the field goal
>stafford will lead the drive for a win
matt please

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Imagine how many philly fans will commit suicide tonight if they dont win this free game lmao

>Loins

the iggles do realize that >we literally dont have a competent CB playing right now, right?

nevermind, coleman kinda did something

It's not free. Everybody is hurt.

Wow look at this.

State of this team

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>iggles
enjoy 6-10 retards.

FUCK we needed desean jackson for this game im not feeling good about this 4th down play

>dumb retard cant cope, continues talking about his favorite cucksite, cant stop eating horseshit

Actions are remembered, shitty people earn their label. Your entire city has earned it. Get over it.

What the fuck is this play calling

cope

>The most normie board on a Malaysian thimble trading forum

That's like being the math wiz at the downs syndrome picnic

>this is the game
what the fuck, no it isn't. 2 minutes is coming up and they have ALL their timeouts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>IGGLES

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Fatricia getting revenge on the shaggles lmaooo

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ANYTHING

>HAHAHAHA FAGGOT!

SIT DOWN BITCH NIGGA

GET FUCKING MEMED ON, FILTHY

KEEP YOUR FOOT ON THE GAS DETROIT

If your shitty team loses 31-30 i will lol

>KEKSON
>WINCE

It’s ogre, our season that is

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What revenge does patricia need? He isnt the one that benched butler

Hold your shitposts lads, there's still plenty of time for the lions to fuck this up.

>1 minute later
>I mean this game is not over
These announcers just aren't very good

Here it comes

RUNNING THE BALL ISN'T WORKING STOP IT DETROIT

COME ON
I JUST WANT AN ANGRY EDP445 VIDEO AGAIN

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LOL

I'm not trying to cope, Reddit spacing liberal. I'm in favor of violence. I like the fact that we're the most hated, and how you're all afraid of us at home games. It's a part of our fanbase. That's all besides the point. I asked a simple question and you've yet to answer it. Your comprehension skills are that of a female. You're very effeminate.

well they have a lead and it's not like the eagles are doing anything. feels bad

>running the ball
you have not won dumb fucks

>Intz
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

they aren't the best but at least it's relatively entertaining

did they think the lions were going to not run and try to kill the clock there?

>wince
>iggles
lol

>tfw still confident in an owl run because our two best players weren't in the game
lol, get fucked everyone else

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posts that aged terribly

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>2:18 left
>lions had just punt
>down 3
>all time outs
>4th and 8
>go for it

fucking retarded team lmao

>all that furiohs typing and I'm not even reading your whole post

Horseshit cope

>wince
Hahahaha niggles signed the wrong QB

>Intz
>Owl
lmao

Foles would of won this game by the 3rd quarter. iggles back to being 2016 caliber without him.

We'll get that anyway even if the Eagles somehow manage to win this game.

I'm confident you will miss the playoffs because your team sucks

>his two best players are washed up receivers

Lol

wait i dont get it

why would you not run there if you spent your first 2 downs running backwards?

But you noticed it was a lot to read, therefore you read it. Nice try though, Reddit spacing nigger lover.
Your move.

The defense has done really well today actually.
They've been fucked over a bunch of times with the turnovers and quick drives that end in punts.

Found the emotionally stunted caveman

fg block td incoming

Literal cope

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Fucking hell Stafford WE NEEDED THAT TD YOU'LL SEE WE ARE LOSING BY 1 CAP THIS

yes

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alright, >we still have one more shot.

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Kek

Imagine being a lions fan

SORRY LIONS FANS WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

half-wizard

You sure are familiar with reddit. Cope

loinsbros...........

is this what suffering feels like

>Loins

>loins

How'd you like that punt block, you faggot nigger lover? You lose again, pussy. Lmao. Stay mad

I HATE THIS TEAM SO FUCKING MUCH

HOLY SHIT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>THE CITY OF DA LOINS

Fire everyone

why do i keep doubting this fuckin team

ONE FUCKING JOB LOINS

ONE

FUCKING

JOB

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LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

holy shit

CLASSIC LOINS

>loins

Imagine supporting a team from a disgusting city like philly lmao

>Lions get the ball back in the 4th with the lead
>They absolutely fucking die and lose

I feel like I've seen this episode a few million times?

>detoilet
Christ what a shitshow

I cant stop laughing lads this team is a fullblown comedy at this point

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What is Reddit spacing?

wtf happened lions?

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Whites are the most violent race on the planet.
Mad at that punt block. You're also mad that I keep mentioning your faggy Reddit spacing. Stay mad.

oi mate use spoiler tags next time yeah

How the fuck do people support the Loins?

to be fair, the hardest ball to catch is the one that hits you in the hands.

cry more

>clock not going down
>past midfield
this is fucking HORRIBLE lmao

And your Detriot Lions MVP is...

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Lol he mad

What the fuck ever. Eagles were GIVEN that last touch down. If they lose here they're trash.

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how the fuck do people live in detoilet?

4th down

>loins

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How bad do the Eagles have to be to still find a way to lose last week AND this week?

You got quads

EDP445 KINO INCOMING

aaaand the refs just triggered the bombshell

OH MY GOD A HAIL MARY COMING UP

FUUUUUUUUCKING FLASHBACKS OF GREENBAY

FUCKING REFBALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Call it in.

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These teams both suck

uh oh

4TH AND 15
OPI

FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THE GAME IS OVER LIONS WIN

I REPEAT

THE GAME IS OVER LIONS WIN

They'll be taking the refs out in body bags. Holy shit. I can't believe they called that.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT IGGLES

You had 1 job iggles

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CATCH THE FUCKING BALL DO YOUR FUCKING JOB HOLY FUCK IM SEETHING

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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>filthydelphia
haha lol kek lmao

>4th and 20 with ball at like the 45 and I still can't trust the Loins

Man, I can't even imagine being an actual Lions fan

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literally no one deserves this win

fuck the lions are going to get decimated next week

Wow. Another fucking game where NO changes were made to the shit performance of last week.

the dark green boys play better. who will win?

DETROIT WINS A CLOSE GAME BABY HOLY SHIT

FINALLY

A TEAM SPAGHETTI’D HARDER THAN THE LIONS

So you're not allowed to push away a 300 pound giga nigga sprinting right at you?

McNabb Eagles receiver tier

It's like Mad Max with craft beer.

alright i give up. no more wins for this team.

:(

>giggles

HOw many fights will there be after the Eagles game in the parking lot? Place your bets

...they just lost

Did I save the game for the lions?

Refs win again lmao

Go Lions, get fucked iggles, now you know Loins pain

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

GET FUCKED IGGLES

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>LOSING TO THE FUCKING LIONS
>AT HOME
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>when you live in a city where horseshit is the top cuisine AND you lose to the lions

GET FUCKED IGGLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you can not be serious

SEETHE

oh wow. looks like i will need to watch a youtube video to actually understand the game! the dark greens had more blackies so all good

>IGGLES
POVERTY GARBAGE FRANCHISE
KISS THE RINGS BITCHES LMAOOOO

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REFBALL

probably rubbing his eagles hat on his nuts

All of them. At least 150.

>7 drops
>filthydelphia
>wince
HAHAHA LMAO

>1-2

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Offensive interference lmao

when both the teams are playing liek shit it's easy for the refs to influence things

being an eagles fan after this game is kinda rough...

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HAHAHAHA
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PHILLY
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
>LOSING AT HOME TO THE LIONS
AHAHHAAAAAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>REFS GAVE THEM THEIR LAST TOUCHDOWN TO MAKEIT CLOSE AND THEY STILL LOSE
OHNONONONONO
>EDP REACTION SOON
AAAAAAHHHHAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAAAA

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the refs unironically cost us this game. there were so many fucking terrible calls. the actual penalty stats don't tell the story; they recorded two phantom turnovers, took away five first downs, two TD's, and thirty inexplicable yards on that final offensive drive. I'm not saying this team is great, we shit the bed against the falcons, but you can only do so much when everything you do gets shit on for no reason.

I mean they even gave you guys a free touchdown to make up for it. Your receivers just suck dude.

>free touchdown
please explain this meme
Wentz threw it, Hollins received it. What about this makes it not a real TD?

Refs literally dragged Intz' busted ass down the field on the last touchdown. Stay seething.

Someone sounds like a crybaby eaglecuck