/comfyrama/ Lyon vs Paris Saint-Germain - Match Thread

noice

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>It's Neymar's first game in Lyon
OH NONONONONONONONONO

>all these draws and boring games

comfy, just comfy

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Désolé qsg, mais ce soir c'est notre soir

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no way ? in two years he has never been to lyon ?

>apurama
joli

cringe, do the hugs in private you stupid brazilian

what a phony coach

>stupid burgers in the twitch chat already spamming the "we dont care about soccer" meme

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>Sylvinho hugging half of QSG's team
REEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw learning french and understood and read this immediately

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Good job fren. Also checked

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Collabinho

Lyon letting us play with the home jacket, it’s like they don’t want to win

GOAT NAVAS

aerola would have stayed in his cage

Are the gones still labeled far right?

What part of Seine-Saint-Denis are you from lad?

You’ll suffer, but at least it’s useful since you’re Canadian

is mbappé STILL injured?

They can't help it, it's their environment

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malmo

link?

problématique

there is more brasilians on the field than any other nationality

footybite m8

BASSEM VENISSIEUX 69 2 ZERO ZERO

>thoses crosses
jesus

>choupo playmaking

jesus christ imagine mbraaaaaap during those fast transitions

Pretty sure Sylvinho would have made a different lineup

For once he would be useful, not like against the other farmers team not bothering to leave their half

I really really like your league Frenchfreres

jesus christ imagine choupo will all that space made by mbappé being manmarked

This game is way too entertaining to be worthy of Ligue 1 Comfyrama tbqh

If only OL-PSGs were representative of the level of our league

Basedtherlands

I'm shaking pêh

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We want the Chinese customers

oof

neymar dans les cordes

BASED REF

you are probably the only one on that thread

then play at noon

DERP

It's a shame there's no legal way to watch it here in the Netherlands, sucks to have to stream it

Nice glitch

T’as cru c’était Bobigny FC?

lyon already "shook" compared to last year when they styled over PSG in the first half

Fuck no, at noon we lunch

no, at noon we drink, we lunch at 2 pm la

Ligue 1 is the comfiest to take a nap while having football in the background

>impliquant que les jeunes du neuf cube ne suppotent pas le psg

Last year they took a 4-0 that probably angered them a bit

>lunch at 2pm
Spaniard spotted

>sleeping to the voice of stéphane guy

'no'

>he doesn't make endless family meals on sundays
baka desu senpai

well my main family is near toulouse, it's the custom there

ALLLEESSS MEMEPISSSSSS, MARQUER QUELQUES BUTS PUTAIN

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wow, you got a branch family like in those manga ?

Another season or two and >we will be back, r-right?

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I mean my father side is all dead

Are you like 80 years old mate?

No Guy no party

RED

Wake up at 8am
Lunch at noon

Get fucked Nerman

peasant, he is royalty

When I wake up at 12:30 the first thing I do is eat

Why are french games this late on a Sunday?

why are so many spectators wearing orange? are those dutches? those guys are everywhere when there is a dutch to root for nearby

9pm is primetime here

9PM is right after eating for us, sometimes I'm even late for the match

it's regular time for us, comfy game making you sleepy before going to bed

And that's a good thing

desu, people who eat late are pleb tier. for me it's always 7pm

It's right after drinking wine and eating

they schedule anglo games earlier, most of you would be dead drunk otherwise by 9pm.

How the fuck do you meds eat so late?

8h30-14h = 5h30
14h30-20h = 5h30

??

Big lunch innit

>lyon being manhandled at home

I miss pep genesio

How the fuck do you eat at 19 ? I literally get off work around 18:30 and if I go work out I'm not home before 20:30

Because they are not fucking psychopaths who eat at 11am like every Swedes

I'm way too hungry in the morning

>work

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moi je mange le dessert les pédés

touch or not he prevents a counterattack

yellow, good refereeing

Is this accurate?

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Soft cheeses are gross.

Choupo playing the Giroud role, is there anything he can’t do???

I really really don't like tartiflette

>tfw not learning french an understood this
Allez Allez

Rillettes de Tours??? Who’s the retard who made this map???

Rillettes are from Le Mans ffs

yes

Wew, weirdo

>la maîtrise du jeu made in Genesio
ah oui

you might off yourself la, you can't enjoy life

Rillettes de Tours are different than those from Le Mans

Basé et françaispillé

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Soft cheeses all taste like funky gym socks.

Meunier is a bit of a brainlet, constantly directly crosses right on opponents

Raclette is comfier

encore un suédois...

Rillettes de Tours are, dare I say, better, than those from Le Mans

sorry I never had the idea to eat socks

He's Belgian, he can't help being dumb

Lopes must be SWEATING

MARCELO'D

feel like pure shit, just want Genesio back

>aligot in Hautes Pyrénées

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Seriously lads, why is Lopes still in Lyon ? He's probably a top 10 keeper and has been extremely good for years

Silva is such a whiny toxic cunt desu, shouldn't be captain

He wanted to leave last summer

top clubs don't rate manlet goalkeepers

>daube d'Avignon

Neymar got sent flying

إذا لم ترد على هذا المنشور ، فستتوفى والدتك أثناء نومك

Still a number 2 in his NT though

لعبت بامتياز

Manlet

> implying the graphic designer wrote Tours instead of Le Mans in purpose and not because he just didn’t have enough space on his shitty map

fuck off mate

bit disappointed by Gueye lads, is he a verratti babby?

>Rillettes de Tours
>Rillettes du Mans
Go sleep mate

the ngubu league
that'll be 80 millions for Ikone, please

psg playing 6 games in the span of 17 days, bullshit schedule desu

bien ouéj, keum

Lyon will win

>about to pass the CACES 1 3 5 in one month so I bought forklift simulator 2019 to train

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Sell the oil, pay to toll

>gas

Le Mans is further north, the place was somehow taken

Are working simulation games good?

don't know, but they often look absolutely awful and cheap

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>Tony Yoka part en reconquête
jej

Not a huge autist, bought euro truck simulator and it's very comfy, guess it's a comfy job, tfw when you are all alone on a remote austrian road with your truck and you see a fellow trucker approaching, feels you with joy.

You’re definitely not a huge autist

indeed the autist would have taken another road to be alone

>Ocampos is currently playing Real Madrid
Funny timeline

What is he doing during half time?

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Posting slags

hugging players thinking they care about him

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basiert

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why are all the streams fucked, wtf happened??

My acestream werks tbqh

The eternal working kraut

>tfw french gf to go skiing with
Absolutely hate other Dutch people on winter vacation

its like they are all possessed.
switching between the first half, the second half, football ads and other random ads. jesus fucking christ make it work.

>it's a PSG opponents can't shoot on target
is this the power of Navas?

>Aouar

60fps.live works great tho

Can't beat God la

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Yes, before they knew they could shoot anywhere on target and it would go through
Now the have to aim

Why does Lopes always hurries to pass the ball when there clearly is no solution

which one is comfier TDF or ligue 1 ?

based choupo

RWC

this game sucks
someone post beurettes with big culs

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Lyon isn't even trying to attack

jesus christ specators are so trash

TDF desu

Definitely TdF

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tdf hands down

TDF is a massive campaign for tourism, gets boring fast. Flat stages are snooze fest

TDF

>meme-fils 2pailles

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based beurettes with big culs poster

>french league refs

>tfw no rousse gf

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Memphis au McDo il demande deux pailles

that looks like a nog, not a beurette though

Fuck you Lyon

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LYON SCUM

yes, and?

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crashes are the best parts along with landscape desu

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MATCH ABANDONED, EVERYONE GO HOME

BENZEMA !

not a beurette then

You just know she is amazing at sucking dick

Is Aliens returns good? Might watch it after the game

I absolutely hate French tv directors who keep switching angles at spastic rythms and abuse close shots every fucking times and prevent you how the game is developping on the rest of the field.

Not that it would ever happen to any of us though

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putain mais coupe cette merde de match et va matter ce classique

But I'm really tall... ;_;

funny because those meme close angles is what I miss when I'm at the stadium lel

Lyon players are fucking gassed

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Starts at 23h

>not having hundreds of classics on the HDD

The one by Cameron? yeah it was great 25 yeas ago, but I didn't age that well to be desu.

this,

tfw enjoy strong women on tv anymore, I'm tainted by anti feminist propaganda

>it's a draw game

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ERA

ERA

goalless too

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>keeping movies on hdd

>Lopes saves the game #15838489
this is all so tiresom

Verratti & Gueye
IT'S ON

>The patrician 0-0 of Ligue 1

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>Sylvinho back to 4-3-3
interdasting

>Tete
Pls git gud again

Wtf is wrong with this Y Koné? Second chimpout since the start of the season

Is the alien queen a strong woman?

Anyway, I was thinking more about the special fx. First one was all about tension and "suspence" so i didn't really matter, but the sequel was much more action and FX oriented, and the action movies from the pre-90's era (or even early 90's) didn't age really well on that matter.

the pure unadultered ligue 1 experience

Lyon can't build action for shit

I yawn more and more

Forgot to add the cold, grim rain

Yeah, I'm nearly ready to sleep
Neymar literally can't dab on farmers

youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_-YoG69Sw

Will it be frenchkino?

The paga questions

>di mariole

I never wanted Keylor to come to PSG because I knew I'd have to sit through boring-ass Ligue 1. I would've preferred he sign for fucking Nottingham Forest for all I care.

The pitch is too well maintained for a full L1 experience though

>no neymar
Dabs on Real
>Neymar in
Team can't even score one goal

dude...just watch the CL la, you still have 5 games of him to watch

the missed passes trying to behead people in the crowd
the 3 touches for 1 control
the free kicks sent into low terrestrial orbit
the 5-5-0 formations
the 0 shots on target
the butcher tackles on any technically skilled players

zer-zer sa mère

Memphis will score at the end like he did last time

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lyon are just parking the bus

Holy based

the overlong corners

>Dubois
kek

I think you underestimate how shit Real currently is

mfw

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I bet you don't rate Jiroo either

GOATMAR GOATMAR GOATMAR AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HERE IS YOUR NEW MUG YOU FUCKING LYON SHITCUNTS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

There's no point in watching Lyon. Incredibly sloppy team who just waits to get saved by Lopes

>goal
well this game is officially shit

Cheh

NERMAN

EAT SHIT LYON

NERMAN

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(Toi)

>Bertrand Traoré in
psg SHAKING right now

BASED NERMAN MAKING HATERS SEEEEEEEEEEETHE

>les tétés de tété

Depay is fucking useless

Excusez-vous

>this is a foul in Ruddy Buquet land
how?

>put Choupo Moting in

If Stephane Guy talks about "munitions" again I'll smash my TV

Désolé d'avoir regardé ce match pêh

depay is better with quality players

He falls on Silva and brings him down

he only plays well for les Pays Bas

Excuse me?
memphis is the most useful shitrapper there is

was it a good goal bros?

Silv a isn't playing the goal. Putain d'obstruction pêh

>3 minutes de bonheur en plus

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say his fucking name

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That's literally the case for every player that existed

not as good as last weeks

Cyril Rool says hi

Lyon won't qualify for the CL next year

feel like pure shit

No need to since >we will win it this year

Génésio, démission !

Pretty sure Dembélé is considered as not being in possession since Silva was between him and the ball so obstruction makes no sense
He's just charging through

always rated génésio

LMAOOOOOOOOO

of course he is playing the ball, he's in front, obstruction is when you go away from the ball but toward the player

FOOTIX

How can Silva be in possession without ever touching the ball? How can obstructions happen without the defender getting between the ball and the player?

(L)OL

>You can't lose if you don't take a shot on target

keep watching rugby m8

it's ok user, you're shook