RAVENS @ CHIEFS GAMETHREAD #2

After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' Stats removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of Dak.
In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.
Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.
Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equates 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.
So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816 = 4544 yards.

Now I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 games

>4544 yards
>639 attempts
>426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66 which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

>4544 yards / 639 att / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

>WHAT DOES THIS TELL US?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

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wtf op

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4th

DRAGON

>GOODBYE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

fuck

who wants to see my wife's tits?

Based refs saving the chief and demoralizing the ratbirds.

>memehomes gets to stare down a receiver streaking straight down the field
>no defender anywhere near him
>WOW MAHOMIE SO GOOD KERMIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yikes desu

Harbaugh Bros getting blown out this weekend confirmed

CHEFS WIN

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Feeling Good fellas

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we are literally the underdogs in this game you fucking retard

Jesus Christ getting absolutely bootyblasted. Exactly what the ravens deserve for their shit playcalling

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if you're 22 with a wife you're a fucking boomer. i'm 22 and i smash so much pussy every week it'd make your head spin. i have two bitches coming over for a threesome during half time and later tonight i'm going to fuck another bitch.

Gayvens EXPOSED

Cannot fucking WAIT for TB12 to rip up these meme team in the playoffs lmfao

HOW?!?!?!?!?!

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HE FLICKED HIS ELBOW AND THE BALL WENT 50 YARDS

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Me pwease

me

earl thomas washed

20/28 :^)

Where is old bey?
He was doing alot of trash talking in the lead up to this game and now hes nowhere to be found

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Why are they cheating Lamar Jackson?

>earl thomas gets smoked

Sure

The real new comfy thread, or save for thread #3

>maurice canady
what the hell are we doing?

Can someone redpill me on why the Ravens are playing like a bunch of pussies? I know they played shit teams the first two weeks, but still, I thought there would be more deep balls from Jackson..

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the absolute fucking state of old faggot and lameme nigger

AFC West owns this faggot

post em faggot

Is it time for the executive branch of the US govt to step in and order assassinations of the Harcuck brothers?

>I thought there would be more deep balls from Jackson..

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Im right here and I wasnt talking trash you meth head. Also you cant talk trash because this is refball

Hes incapacitated, started chugging hard liquor sfter the btfoing

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Everyone was saying this was going to be a tough game for the chiefs early this season. So far it's a blowout

Lameme fumble or INT when?

Harbaugh came out like a mad lad and it backfired. Now you have to dig yourself out of a hole.

Too much hype, played shit teams. Lameme is going to be good but is no Mahomes

C O P E
O
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god imagine fucking that thick ass

Have you not been watching? There's been plenty, just none that connected.

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>more deep balls


I know you were lead on by a bunch of retarded niggers for the first two weeks but lamar jackson cant throw the ball to people that actually have a defender on them. Go back and look at all his TD passes from the first two weeks. More than half of them go to guys with literally fucking no one around them, its insane

>I-its r-refb-ball!

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Shut up cuck

WE GO TOO COCKY LAMAR BROS, OH NO NO NO N O

>Lameme is going to be good
lmao waste of digits

>implying that phantom holding call wasn't refball

The reffing is so fucking bad.

If the chiefs are doing this to the ravens... who can stop them?

Those fags always ghost and honestly I love it. Just knowing they are reading this bread getting more and more riled

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>FACT
people that pretend to fuck ton of bitches on 4channel of all places are the most mega wizard virgins
>FACT

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You won't do it lol

I wonder if the furry community worships professional mascots as gods

His receivers are covered since he's playing a playoff team and not the dolphins or whatever

>refball

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*spots you 2 yards ahead of the catch*

kill yourself

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Ravens don't look so good when they aren't playing trash teams

they can't be stopped

why is everyone a literal nigger in that NFL Shop commercial?

Tom Brady on his way to an easy 7th ring.

They do this shit every week
Every single game is the game where mahomes gets exposed and the chiefs get upset
Guess what?
It never fucking happens
The Patriots are the only team capable of beating us this year

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HAHAHAHAHA. just woke up and so glad to see the ravens getting btfo. I told everyone lamar was a meme that couldn't beat any actual contender. Sure he will btfo

I used to know a furry and tbqhwy he probably jerked off to things like mascots

>it never fucking happens

oh NONONONONONONONONOO

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snead with the high IQ reception

why did the refs forget to call the flag for holding?

Mahomes isn't good

They’re obsessed with spending money and superficial things. Easily influenced and mega-consumers.

Those commercials disgust me.

hehe sneed

>le check down to the TE man

>commentator said Sneed and feed in the same sentence

kek

It's been over a year and people are still waiting on the tape. The only thing that's suspicious about the team is the defense like always.

how many of his games have you watched?

I fucking love you bros

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>Snead
>"They're just going to continue to feed"
based commentators lurk Yea Forums

>Sneed
are the ravens /ourteam/?

>SNEED

A TEAM WITH A BLACK QB THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD

LMAO

is lamar jackson a meme?

Phillip always memes on us
14-2 is the ceiling

>just woke up

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Sneadposters should be rounded up and gassed

DA CHIMP IS HERE

*NIGGER BEAT*

DA CHIMP IS HERE

*NIGGER BEAT*

Worked for Alex Smith well.

Formerly

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Ravens have all star receivers this year

fuck why all these drops today

>chiefs secondary frustrating jackson

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>le side arm incompletion man

like one he's shit

hi Yea Forums

I don't get the joke. Can somebody please explain this?

Jackson wants to be Mahomes so bad lmao. I bet he's got a dakimakura with cum stains all over it lmfao

I am hoping Kauffman gets moved downtown like the Royals have been larping for years and they demolish the older stadium and put a /comfy/ hotel there with plenty of bars/restaurants.

>all passes on that drive were to receivers that were covered
>no completions

lmao the "cant throw to covered receivers" meme isnt even a meme

LAMAR FUCKING TRASH

Really bad for a running back

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Fuck you

Moar points pls KC

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>getting btfo
>still winning the division by default
it's something i guess

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your opinion is trash

What's wrong with the Ravens? I thought they were an unstoppable juggernaut after beating such great teams like the Cards and Dolphins.

(formerly Chuck)

>humphrey ded

game over

jesus christ the ratbirds suck. it makes me laugh how ratbirds fans were talking about how they're gonna win the afc north after blowing out the dolphins and barely beating the cards. Lamar is a shit qb and the ravens are going 7-9.

Sneed Feed and seed
Formerly chuck (fuck and suck)

It's a uniquely Yea Forums meme like Var Sinson is on Yea Forums

You see, Sneeds Feed n Seed Formerly Chuck is an ingenious play on words that makes it come to the readers mind that if that way of alliteration stayed the same under Chucks ownership, it would indeed be, Chuck's Fuck n Suck.

deh
The name "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)" implies that the store used to be called "Chuck's Feed and Seed" which is funny because "Chuck" doesn't rhyme with the other words like "Sneed" does

>BOWSER
>SNEED
Aight, Ravens, you got some fun names i'll admit.

Is the Lamar hype already over?

>his team traded up to draft lameme sackson in the first round
zoz

I know this might be hard for you to understand, but some people actually go out on saturday nights to listen to bands perform and drink alcohol.

You're honestly the worst person on this board and I'm a Ravens fan.

How is Sammy Watkins such a non-factor even after Hill's injury?

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why does everyone always fall for that shit, it can't all be ironic

why would some shit nigger qb get hype after beating two shitty teams. all he had to do was not take a shit on the field and he would have beat the dolphins and cards.

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=zc3vAdsiPV4

WHY THE FUCK IS WATKINS BEING FUCKING USELESS DO SOMETHING

I noticed a lack of "having sex," what did you mean by this?

The new guys are better

>giving KC a free timeout to review a good catch
Refs finna overturn this as a makeup

who the fuck can stop mahomes bros...

I'm finna to kick your ass

Nah, they had 2 games against Browns and Stoolers. Easy games.

Would you race mix with an ebony goddess like Kelce?

This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice me

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he sucks

Mahomes looking down the field like
"How can I be rodgers"

SHUT THE FUCK UP B O O M E R

oh you fucking trap

get lost

Kill yourself

I wish they would keep the yellow end zone for the whole season

ravens in post season when smith is healthy

i coomed

IMAGINE THE SMELL OH MY GOD

AAAAAAAAAAA

Me too, looks great

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE EVEN GET THE BALL THERE WHAT THE FUCK

Why does KC only have 20? Did they miss a PAT?

kelce more like CHADCE

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Andy Reid waits 7 seconds to call a timeout . dumbass lmao

Ya

>Andy Reid clock management
Some things never change

god i can't wait to see the ravens make a comeback next inning

Thanks for finally calling a hold on the queefs

I wish they would tell SJWs to go fuck themselves and add an Indian headdress to their helmet.

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harrison butker more like harrison buttlicker lmfao

Why would he let it run all the way down right before the snap, then call the timeout? smoothbrain play there

God I love Andy's clock management

10 touchbacks

>this clock management
What the hell is this?

still won't change the fact that the ratbirds are going 6-10

You must be new to Andy Reid

There was a man named Chuck who ran a brothel. His brother Sneed (a man of fatih) bought the business from Chuck and turned it into a humble seed store.

>inning

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>pushing Mahomes back 10 yards and giving him another free down is a disadvantage

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So would you?

thanks for tripfagging so I know who to call a faggot

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you mean 10 safeties?

Thanks Andy, it can never be simple.

of course , i want athletic kids

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Dallas is barely beating the dolphins lmao

based

post more

Duck you

>grown adults begging for high fives from athletes
Yikes, blue pilled, and cringe.

No one cared who I was until I put on the headband

oh dem boyz got the fins. BIG JOE is gonna take out the packers. How's lamar doing?

read that as cock management, do you think his mustache tickles or is bristly against your balls?

A BLACK QUARTERBACK


LMAO

Has overthrown every pass so far

Mahomes is the greatest player of all time, period, don’t @ me dumbass tom deflatey babbies

>grown adults face paints to watch millionaire bbc play for a team that will relocate on the next 7 years

*sips, yep that’s why I only watch college ball

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why doesn't he hire his own personal clock manager like memevay?

Imagine the smell. There's probably so many food particles trapped in there

I said the same thing when they invented the horseless carriage

What race is Mahomes?

>go to Travis kelce instagram
>All black women thirsting over him
How does he do it bros?

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Would you rather your team be hyped up and turn out sucking like the browns or be utterly irrelevant and still suck like the bengals?

For me it was the cotton gin

based. swap mahomes and brady's careers and the patriots would unironically have 10 superbowls by now

>Lamar Jackson 8/19 53.6 rtg
>Patrick Mahomes 20/25 138.8 rtg
OH NO NO NO

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Mutt

Just got done jerking off to a blacked video

Welp. Fairly certain we're getting blown out. Lamar playing like Vick after a xanax

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Black

black and white

guys i bet $250 on the ravens at +4.5. i still have a chance right?

He's a multimillionaire 6'5 Chad

>lurking in a thread where anons are posting porn where it's 2 girls/1 guy blow jobs

does this even happen outside of porn?

Did you leave a review?

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be hyped up and suck. at least there was hope. as a browns fan i liked all the hype but secretly knew we would end up going 5-11.

Blite

>betting against Mahomes
>betting against refball
it's like betting against the pats

How do I get my beard like this?

haha retard

KC has a 96.3% probability of winning. Meaning if they played the 2nd half 1000 times, the Ravens would win 37

Anyone else here 2am drunk at 2pm

>betting on lameme sackson

Absolute kek just read this outloud.

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>relocate on the next 7 years
>on

Yes. But not for you since you post on Yea Forums

Which one?

Did Nate Soiver post this on his twitter

great call bro

Most people have had 3somes. Yes.

They're not even trying

no if you go to ESPN.com they have real time win% for every game in the game cast

most people on Yea Forums are virgins

Is there really anyone here that hasn't had a 3some? Thought people were just incel memeing

Name a more dynamic duo

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god the way they look at each other senpai
i want someone to look at me the way mahomes looks at Reid.

My wife and I have 3somes all the time with her friend Deyquon.

Lmao

Most women have. Most men haven't.

Why are there so many wypipo in Arrowhead?

>90$ for a fucking football
>erectile dysfunction ad
>men's purse ad
i hate america

You just know...

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At least we get the ball to start the 2nd half that's something

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How are your bets doing, friends?
For me:
>Chiefs -4.5
OK
>Vikijngs -8.5
OK
>Iggs -4
Horrifying

I thought his name was Iron Eagle

Whack

Mahomes gets special treatment from refs

just so lamar can throw and incomplete pass on a screen and get sacked twice for a 3 and out.

i'd bury my dik in her so far

this the game yall hyped up?

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after all the 1st string QB injuries they are cracking down

Black and white

>Mahomes is already on pace for back to back MVPs

God fucking damn. He's gonna be Peyton isn't he?

Ian Eagle getting savaged by the other commentator

Your ass is on FIRE

Fu Manchu is my nigga. It's 3am in his homeland and he's watching his team get stomped on

Mahomes and the ref

Cowboys fan but wathcing this game because we're playing a high school team.

Looks like a good 'un

>forced to run the ball down by 17 because your QB can't throw

>these seething baltimurder fans crying refball

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me on the right

My girlfriend says she's open to a threesome with her bisexual friend who's currently dating a lesbian, which means a fffm foursome is within the realm of possibility for me They live out of town and I'm pretty sure she's bullshitting about the whole thing though.
A man can dream...

games finna bouta turn into a shootout since the chiefs cant play D

Have fun losing to the Pats again with your garbage secondary

Everyone keeps saying he's "invited to the cookout", I must be way whiter than I thought because I have absolutely no idea what that means.

>playing a high school team
>up by 4
we all know why you're really here

Whatcha y’all think of my garage freezer?

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I make jokes all the time about doing a threesome with a friend of my gf, at least she thinks I'm joking.

It's picking up.

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Justice Hill = speed and vision.

>YO-YOUR G-GONNA LOSE TO THE P-PATS!!!!!!
the rallying cry of every single team that gets btfo by the chiefs

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that's why he's the next tom brady

just search it up i just did

not enough wasp killer

the cookout is where entrepenaurial blacks make their crack from cocaine. It's a very important part of African American culture

beautiful, should share it with /ck/

it just means niggers like him
'the cookout' is like valhalla but for niggers and people who let them nig

The Pats have an easy schedule this year so I hope when they play KC they get BTFO

For sure my man Lamar is an elite qb who will win a min of 5 owls

Hurst getting btfo'd today

Im sure it will be a heated matchup of who can funnel more cash into the reffing team

oh duh yea we have an elite run game
>harbaugh

INGRAM

serialkiller/10

How long until sjws start bitching on twitter about chiefs fans wearing those Mahomes headbands?

NICE RUN DEFENSE

Absolutely sad by the defensive front right now. Gotta have more intensity. D-backs also need to swarm to tackles and not just let one guy try to make the tackle at a time

Who are you implying will relocate kek? Won't be the Chiefs.

Nice RB taking direct snaps

>INGRAM punching chiefs logo

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING

good run, rats

well if the chiefs are gonna sell out for the pass every play might as well run it

A DISGUSTING ACT FROM MARK INGRAM

Based Ingram and Edwards wombo combo

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based freezerposter

>ingram scores TD, proceeds to punch Chiefs logo.
Does this nigger know what the score is?

>lameme

nice lights queer

>entirely give up on throwing since QB is ass
>it works

4d chess I guess.

>Blacks like him cause he cucked them by getting a black gf
>loves him now and is part of their community
why dont more of you white mericunt cucks do this? i would be swimming in ebony pussy

this Tbh
>beat up on 3 of the worst teams in the NFL
>one that is literally tanking for picks
>another starting their 3rd stringer qb
>WE WUZ 19-0!!!!!1

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What's up, rabbi?

How much longer do you guys think Mahomes is going to stay with his ugly ass wh*Te girl? Once Russell Wilson got famous, he ditched his tator hog for Ciara.

My gf always jokes that she's going to have sex with other people if I don't have sex with her enough

>McCoy balling out

Name an uglier person in the NFL. Protip; you can't.

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lowkey: kansas fans in general are scum bags

Ciara is and always will be Future's bitch

>U be invitud 2 da cookout
Basically niggers give him a pass.

black women are really loud, aggressive, ugly and black

Lucky run by mccoy

Zeke

>Commenting on the looks of another guy
Pretty gay desu

Dat ain't Flacco

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my gf and i only have sex twice a week now. I guess this is what it's like after 9 months

>jokes

user... I’m so sorry.

All girls love black men, so he's very attractive.

>jokes

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he looks like that one dude from those blacked videos. you know with all the tattoos

(dont know his name)

Never, they're young sweethearts

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>jokes
right, jokes

his girlfriend looks like iggy azaelea if she was actually black

>mahomo

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I always think this a kid and his mom for some reason

>that gums to teeth ratio
Gross

LOST THE FOOTBALL

KANSAS CITY FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>turnover on downs

LMAOOOOOOO

I don't want a nig girlfriend or to be part of the nig community so I'm good on that

>only have sex twice a week
Nigga wait til you’re married. I’ve had sex maybe 4 times in 2019

lmao the queefs are really going to lose this game. Here comes another healthy dose of mark ingram for your ass along with lamar scrambling

>imagine being this low test
holy fuck americucks are emasculated, your ancestors had the balls to fuck pure negro women and turn them brown

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MAHOMO

>a look of constipation

Instant competitive football team: just add water.

Lamar would have got that 1st

someone post mahomes face on the fumble kek

>for some reason
beacuse that's what it looks like

This is going to turn into a shit show. Expect massive big plays on both sides, turnovers, we're in for a meme fest thanks to this rain.

horrible snap

Someone took a screenshot of mutthomes face?

Reiter about to get cut lmao

lol mutthomes exposed

no he doesnt but he looks very similar to DK though

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Baltimore win this. Rushing game too strong in this weather.

You've never seen a black person in real life have you?

They colonized them, they didn't father their sheboon offspring, and they could do so without consequence as it should be
now it would mean child support or a lifetime of being with a nig

never get married kids.

>Memeefs fans think they’ll even score a touchdown against the Pats iron curtain

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now add fumbles on lol

really looking forward to it

god what an ugly whore, mahomes needs to get a mixed qt

Chainsaws don’t need to be frozen, friend

Lmao I've had sex like 4 times this weekend

I'm legit worried

Brady just threw a fucking dime to Dorsett. Holy fuck he's still got it at 42

>letting your chainsaw spoil quicker

I'll fuck one of those wordly spiritual black girls that look like pic related but the black women we have here are fat, loud, and trashy. All the cute black girls live abroad in like South Africa or France.

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I just had a threesome during halftime

Fake. They don't air boner ads anymore during NFL games.

>keeps saying sneed
haha sneed haha

that's a man

Why is it that black people commit the overwhelming percentage of robberies in the USA, yet robbers on commercials are always white?

ah, double hand jackin it. an aristocrat

ah yes black men are quite know for raising their niglets , the thing you retards dont realize is all black women are tsundre as fuck. They act like this because of slavery and all the bad history but because they are whores like all women all them secretly want a white man to impregnate them

did the dick in your ass or mouth feel better?

I tried with my wife this morning but she said she needed to get ready to go pick up groceries.

Pacific islanders run the media

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Your wife posted here

Same. God damn it Lamar.

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what emotion is mahomes trying to convey here?

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>Le System QB baby throws to wide open literal who receivers because of scheming
Oh my God he still has it!!!

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they need to keep feeding snead the ball haha

why are you in every fucking thread demanding qbs throw into coverage?

based faggot

HOLY MOLY

MAHOMES CANNOT

CANNOT

KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

of course i have

Ive been married for 26 years. I was geting laid damn near daily the whole time then she hit menopause and my only supply of pussy for the last 3 decades dried up hard. Im 51 and now im jacking off like im fucking 14 again life is bad right now.

>system QB meme
>in a Chiefs thread

Consternation

>all black women are tsundre as fuck
there might be something to this

I used to like Mahomes but he is doing a lot of complaining, is he always like this?

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Mahomes is going into god mode again

>philip rivers was on that list

fuck the chargers for ruining this man

Headed out to grab one of these bad boys, anyone want anything?

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This defense. Jesus Tapdancing Christ

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No it was with two hot bitches I didn't even have to do anything they just fucked me

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>Am I 52% or 46% white

super saiyan

Autism

>The Chiefs are legit dangerous

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get me a mac n cheese bowl

He needs to pretend that playing against the Ravens is hard.

I hope he breaks every passing record over

They took turns pegging you while you just laid there? Hawt.

Mahomes is the new Payton Manning isn’t he?

hahahahha

SAVE ME REFS

i can smell your söy from here

The absolute state of KC

Refs bail out the chiefs once again. That WR had zero chance at catching the ball.

>PI

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>sets a new record for most one in dones in playoff history

wow based mahomes

ofcourse it is, look at how all of them worship Travis just because they got with one of them,

He's the next Brett Favre/Montana/Elway/Marino combined

THANK YOU BASED REFS

Righty Roastie and Lefty Loosey don’t count you homo

Stat pads in September and October and shits the bed in January? The prophecy seems accurate.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGED

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>it's all so tiresome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek, refball. Chiefs are shit.

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H A P P E N D
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If by the new Peyton Manning you mean he’ll have two or three good seasons and then fizzle out because he’s a system QB and therefore not at all like Peyton Manning then yes

Nice refjob

HOW DARE YOU INTERCEPT MAHOMES, PENALTY!!!

There's so much humor in this post
>ravens fan posting trump
>does nothing but whine after talking shit
>whines about whining

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

MAHOMES IS GARBAGE

Ok kid

It's raining flags

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Refball

This is hard to watch

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Yeah because the defensive back pushed him 10 yards out of bounds committing PI. Why are baltiniggers so retarded

HOLDING EVERYWHERE

>agree to a set of rules
>violate those rules
>get upset when penalized

A hold on a Raven that doesn't exist lmao

legit if you're playing the chiefs
why wouldn't you do anything to break mahomes

>2 penalties on Offense
>1 penalty on Defense
>These penalties offset each other

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SHADY!!!

How you like them apples, Baltimore fags?

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO BALTIPOOR E X P O S E D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chiefs will go 16-0, refs are on their side

>chiefs do a hold
>make up something to bail them out
>the ravens don't even have a player with the number called
how much did this crew bet on the chiefs?

fuck the queefs

PATRICK MAHOMES IS A SYSTEM QUARTERBACK

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How do you like dem flags?

>pee for 30 seconds
>miss mahomes td

god damn it

Its hard to beat the chiefs. Its impossible to beat the refs.

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haterz BTFO

Chiefs - 16
Ravens - 13
Refs - 14

Close game

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Why didn't Ozzie just sign Duron Harmon instead of Tony fucking Jefferson?

God fucking dammit

LA'NIG NIGSON EXPOSED LEL

Refs 29
good guys 13

Whelp its over.

Chief fans thank the refs they handed you the game.

so it really was just the dolphins then

Refs action moved the line from -4 to -4.5

seething

fuck the bills for cutting mccoy

Holy fucking shit you are SEETHING

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But Alex Smith is good too?

Cry moar fucking baldie.

the chiefs are legit dangerous this season

C O P E
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Smeth is /elite/

he threw a two yard screen pass

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He realized eric fisher is not a bust

Ravens would have scored a TD on that drive with the BS Snead holding call. Also give the refs 7 more on that phantom horsecollar on Mahomes in the 1st.

Watching this while high. Holy shit the flags have me tripping

What is kirk cousins problem?

shut the fuck up you British idiot, you cucks know nothing about the nfl, its embarrassing

Chiefs 30
Undisciplined Football Players with an Overmatched Coach 13
FTFY

> dat sad GOOK Gayvens fan

when did smeth put up 50 TDs (and likely to put up back to back 50+ TD seasons?)

>It's a Baltipoors cry about muh refs episode
kek

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Huge bust, they had to make him change position

He's peyton manning isn't he?

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>Lameme

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we all know you're gonna lose to the pats the moment you don't get these bullshit calls in the playoffs

Is Lamar Jackson elite?

Andy ried coaches the chiefs.

WAIT
GUYS
LOOK AT THEIR NOSES

tHEY HAVE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING NOSE

you can seethe and call any quarterback who puts up great stats a stat padder, but if there's an actual statpadder in the NFL, it's kirk cousins.
Dude cannot beat .500+ teams

>supports the continued neutering of football just so they can see video game stats every game

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Is Lamar Jackson Elite?

>Lanegro

Like a broken record

>7-9

>Not winning north

Yes he does, good job buddy, I'm glad your school taught you how to read and use context clues

Idk if the chiefs will have enough money for the refs in the playoffs if they keep spending like this in the regular season

>Iggles

The required amount of tape is 2 years its science

>Defending these "flags"
Cannot wait to hear you bitch when these calls are against you when the Chiefs play the Pats.

he'll unironically (without a shred of irony) retire as the GOAT. Not even a choofs fan. In fact I hope he leaves that cursed organization just so he can actually win rings.

>the continued neutering of football
I miss the 1920's too bro

Hey guys I just got back from a 3some with 4 10/10’s. What did I miss?

I miss our Elite PI Dragon....

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Ried is the overmatched coach

>agree to a set of rules
>violate those rules
>seethe when you get penalized

Lmao baltipoor fans

Chiefs are winning the super bowl either this year or next year

B E R N I E
S A N D E R S

he'll never play for another team seething faggot

Ultimate redpill: The Chiefs have outplayed the Ravens and the only blatantly egregious call was the Willie Snead holding call

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lol

what's with all the indians in commercials?

>Sneed

shut up tranny

Maybe my praise was misplaced lmao

I wouldn't mind producing a few QBs with Mahomes' mom

So I'm guessing Mahomes does not know who his father is?

wow, an unbiased, based, and reasonable take from a tripcode. Shocking

this unironically but I am still going to shitpost

4th quarter that means it's time to

PUT THE HAMMER DOWN

Token decks are bullshit
Very weak against boardwipes

congrats chiefs the guy who is never right agrees with you

RECYCLE

His dad is a former baseball pitcher you racist scum

His father was an MLB pitcher for 11 years. That's how Mahomes has his arm strength and competitiveness

Lamar playing like absolute shit. Social Media is going nuts because he broke somebodies ankles down by 20 LOL Is social media covering for his lack of production?

That horsecollar was horseshit

>aaand lamar CHUCKs the ball to SNEED and seals the 2nd SEED with a touchdown!!

Is he a running back again?

Jackson wants to be Mahomes so fucking bad lmao, every time he's on camera he's staring at 15 drooling and inappropriately fondling his crotch.

They are always going to call that shit

LMAO DRAGON

SETH ROBERTS

lucky catch by roberts

>waaaa no fair refs you have to save us!!

guarateed the refs take this away from the ravens. The fix is in.

lol OPI but thats OK we still up by like 2 possesions

AYO LEXA PLAY DAT SONG DAT GO WOOO WOO

chiefs fans are super cringy mang

Retarded made up statistic

Wooo only a 10 point game.....

>Methsouri calling others poor

How...rich

>ravens keep going for 2
Why?

lel

Nah senpai, you gotta call horse collars every time. You can break someone's neck with that shit.

Justin Tucker fantasy owners on suicide watch lmao

because mo points= mo win
easy maff nigga
wa 9+10

The fix is in, refs working for chiefs

I wasn't aware you get redos on kicks like it's a rec volleyball serve.